/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Previous thread:
>>10754499

Nacho. Sex. Gura. Sex.
Impregnation.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>10769782
based
mom and daughter are both sex

I will give Gura my baby batter.

>>10769782
I want a version of this but with Gura

sexy shark pits!

It is peak horny hours.

Gura please join VC

>>10769982
nyo

You guys think the reason that Gura didnt stream today is because she had to record something today too?

>>10770061
Probably, other Myth have been hinting at something

>>10770061
Most likely

https://twitter.com/RebeliumReby/status/1444509444839133190
>no tail

home sweet home

>>10770178
>Gura's soft cheeks
T u T

Gura is the Freddie Mercury of vtubing, minus the homosexuality and AIDS. There has never and will never be another entertainer as great as her.

>>10770178
That clearly says 'Bunny Gura' and she fittingly has a bunny tail.

>>10770224
ZOROASTRIANISM UUUUUOOOOOOHHH

Literally and unironically in love with Gura.

>>10770579
Same desu

>>10770560
Now put Gura's head on Link and make it so she's holding a bundle of shrimp.

>>10770224
not even a big queen fan but i endorse this

>>10770658
How can a shark be so mystifying?

https://twitter.com/po_ppe720/status/1444512635420954633

>>10769699
Nice tenshi op!

>>10770579
Yeah... she's really amazing.

>>10770897

>>10770897
cute on the top half and uoh on the bottom half.

>>10770560
Uh huh

>>10770897
Imagine the smell...

Did Gura still in the game?

>>10771116
I think so, I haven't been paying very close attention though.

>>10771116
Yeah

I love Gura!

Fauna and Sana making fun of Gura since she has no bottom teeth.

>>10770957
>>10771609
Gura cute.

>>10771609
I love Gura so much that I would lick the sweat off her tummy!

>>10771733
You better share!

>>10771777
Also, check em

I missed it all didn't I buds?

>>10771733
ToT

>>10772137
She hasn't been on voice at all, only text chat.

>>10771777
It's first come first serve.
Good luck.

>>10772137
It wasn't much

Walking Gura on a leash is indeed a dream of mine

>>10771054
braaaap

>>10772178
Are we bullying Gura now?

looking from the thread on /sp/ seems like we have less SEAbuds than I thought.

>>10772236
Only if she wants to be. And she can bully me back.

>>10772236
It's pet play, anon. In this scenario she is into it. don't let her bratty attitude make you think otherwise.

>>10772359
The state of /hlgg/ during her midnight MC guerilla made that clear enough.

>>10772417
The bratty attitude is what makes it clear that she's into it

I'm passing out, you guys have fun, I'm sure Gura will join voice when Mori does.

>>10772459
noooo don't put me in the jar

>>10772576
I love that expression so much.

>>10772359
SEAfags are mostly Gura antis. Mittsu is a notable exception.

when is the goddamn server merge happening anyways

>>10772840
Less than 24h from now or something.

>>10772840
Sometime tomorrow evening eastern time is when they are supposed to start the process

>>10772840
I think the deadline EN had for building this was the 3rd, so maybe the merge happens the same day

Nacho doing Duolingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L288qkVDwU

>>10773136
I hope she remembers to box the head before the merge.

>>10772840
About an hour in, Sana had said what sounded like, "20 hours left, now" - It was while she was on Pantsu Express to pinpoint when VOD is available.

>>10773136
A wild Goop Gurug appears
>>10773186
I hope she does, too - but it's Gura, so I have my doubts.

>>10773186
She's cuter without it.

howdy pardner

Beach episode would indeed be welcome

>>10773186
If she doesn't, they just need to go on an End journey to find a new one. It's not too hard to get.

>>10773639
>bandaid on nipple
image ruined

your oshi is in pain, chumbuds

>>10773690
But nipple bandaids are Gura approved

>>10773734
I can save her

>>10773734
I can save her

>>10773770
>>10773773
They are

>>10773734

Sana calling her predator and Fauna understand redditor.
Goomba is here, she hates redditor confirmed

>>10773770
>>10773773
saviormind

>>10773085
>>10773085
>>10773085
Vote for Gura

>>10774228
No

Goodnight chumbuds, don't let the bedsharks bite

>>10774228
>google doc

>>10774228
There is no point to these but justifying shitposting.

>>10774305
Goodnight buddy. Pleasant dreams.

>>10774305
night bud

>>10774228
nyo~

>Guys Gura is super busy today thats why she didnt stream when she said see you tomorrow
Nah she clearly got distracted playing minecraft for 8 hours today and just was like..... nah fuck it.

>>10774305
shark dreams

>>10774617
based

>>10774617
Gura didn't log into minecraft today until after Sana starts streamed

>>10774617
She probably read all those comments telling her that it was okay for her to rest today after doing a 7 hour guerilla on a break day

I WANT TO SEE IT

>>10773159
Shocking revelation: Nacho is very kawaii today

I-I want to hear her voice

>>10774863
you know how gura doesn't talk before streams? this text we're getting, it's not quite gura in her natural habitat but it's pretty fucking close

Gooruh...

FUCKING STREAM PLEASE ONE OF YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10775019
>>10775047
>>10775064
I'm glad we're getting Museum & Pizza Fish ft. r*eddit predators instead of Gura... Really, I'm not remotely bitter at all.

>>10775149
gura made a joke... that's why she's not streaming vc... im gonna concern

>>10775149
I'M GONNA CONCERN

>>10775180
>>10775195
It's a spongebob quote fags

>>10770224
>minus the homosexuality

>>10775180
>>10775195
>>10775149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWzTgWRpqfs

>>10775149
>>10775180
>>10775195
>chumbuds don't know their oshi

>>10775262
i am also joking

>>10775262
>SEAnigger doesn't understand a joke

did goop goop have a heart attack? is she okay??

Please point out all the spongebob quotes. I have not watched it and I never will. Thank you.

Chumchads, what's the tastiest part of Gura? Explain your reasoning.

>>10775232
Recognized this immediately. Love that episode..

>>10775399
For example, every stream when Gura says "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."
That's from Sponjibobu

>>10775399
Most people don't know this but gura and spongebob are actually played by the same actor so there's a lot of easter eggs

>>10775529

>>10775529
Tom Kenny really can do it all.

>>10775445
Her cunning and and candid mind, of course.

>>10775638
>candid
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Oh........I love Gura.

>>10775658
Gura is a very candid person though. She shares thoughts a lot of people would just hide.

Gura forgot her schedule..

>>10775703
Gura hides thoughts a lot of people share and shares thoughts a lot of people hide. It kinda cancels out.

>>10775555

Nacho is being cunnylicious right now

>>10775445
nipple
shark milk

>>10775719
Do we really need a schedule for tomorrow? It's minecraft. I spoiled it for you.

did someone say MINECRAFT?!

>>10775820
she'll have a collab with Kronii

>>10775445
Tail. Someone already bit some of it off. Downside is it's incredibly high in fat

>>10775820
It might not be, the server might be going down for maintenance in the afternoon.

>>10775913
>Downside is it's incredibly high in fat
Sounds like a plus to me

If I've been naughty, will Santa Gura punish me?

>>10775988
She'll piss all over your bed.

>>10776011
He said punish, though?

>>10776011
Hot. Uh, I mean, how awful.

>>10775445
her flesh of course...

>>10776011
So long as I get to lick the cunny clean - uh, wait, I mean "Oh Nyo~"

>>10776071
This fanart is from before Gura was fully sneed

why does she say compost like that?

I miss Gura...

>>10776252
It's so sad that she got hit and broke her legs, and is now being made into Sana's "Com-Paust"
I do too, friend

>>10776307
kawaii bone bros

>>10775659
sweet dreams

I love the shark girl with magic ways

>>10776220
I'm afraid she... is probably English.

>>10776535
Pretty sure she's Australian, m8. Bae too. But close enough.

In my death bed, the last words I'd say is.. oh nyoo

>>10776441
Same!

>>10775864
I hope so. I really enjoy them together. She gets all Gura's meme shit and can throw it back at her.

In my death bed, the last words I'd say is.. is goop goop streaming today

>>10772419
One of them was back in there seething again last thread.

Is this the fabled dimensional merge?

God I want to hear her voice
Please Gura just a crumb, a morsel

>>10776708
>Laying in bed, medical equipment around you and the not-scent of anesthetics cloying the air
>Steady beep-beep-beep
>Your family and friends surround you
>You've lived a good life, and have a few crotch-goblins
>One of them is named Gura
>your first wife divorced you over it.
>Coughing seizes you and you're weak; your EKG destabilizes
>your better wife and kids know and begin to offer their love
>Your words are quiet, and then strain their ears to hear your most important, final words
> "Is Goop goop streaming today?"
>You breathe no more.

goop poop is cringe

>>10777013
>as your last consciousness fades, your wife puts the phone to your ear to hear DOUMO SAME DESU one last time
it was a vod

gooma

>>10772686
t. mittsu

Is there a list of all the songs Gura has Karaoked? I swear she did she used to be mine by Sara Bareilles but i cannot find it now. Unless I'm having brain problems and it was someone else in EN.

>>10777220
summon archive anon

>>10777220
https://mega.nz/folder/jNJiHJKB#PJmeFrBaYHwdIZE7VvuFvg

>>10777220
>>10777251
i should note that there are a handful of things that don't appear there at all (for example the very partial takes toward the end of the three hour member karaoke), but i also don't believe that song was one of them.

>>10777502
>goowa is hnnnnngggposter

>>10777533
she hnnnnnngs all the time while doing uwu

>>10777565
and it's adorable.

what time today is the merge?

I wonder how many girls will forget to clean inventory or ender chest and loose things.
And why will it be Gura and her fish Brain ?

>>10777715
We don't know for sure, but based on what Sana said our best estimate is in ~14 hours.

Gooruh, if you really are /here/, please put away your stuff

>>10777772
Hopefully they do a last minute reminder on their discord to make sure everyone has done it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L288qkVDwU

watch Nacho and ask her to take her daughter's hand

>No one streaming funny shork messages
AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK JUST STREAM THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE SCREEN

>>10777968
they want to have minecraft sex, there's more thrill when someone could log in at any moment

Woke up and saw Gura is/was in the server, what was she doing and is it worth watching Sana's vod?

>>10778199
she was chatting with mori but we never really get to see what she's up to and she never joins vc.

>>10778199
She was messing around with Mori off-camera for 3 hours or so, pretty much all their chat messages have been posted here. I think she was helping build the onsen roof and/or pranking Mori.

>>10778199
not really, she wasn't on vc and the stream was kinda okay-ish.

>>10778199
There was barely any interaction between them. I got the impression that Gura had her stream open because she’d occasionally respond to Sana but she didn’t join VC

>>10778199
there's caps of some of the chatlogs in this and the previous thread. just read those if you don't like sana. or fauna, she's in vc for a bit.

>>10778229
>>10778230
>>10778254
>>10778338
Thanks, I went through their chat messages and at least it looked like she was having fun. Now to wait for the schedule again, I guess.

I love Gura!

Could you imagine how bad things would be if cover somehow borked the server connection and they had to roll back a week on the EN side

>>10778447
why would you say that

>>10778447
Surely they'll make thorough backups right before trying to merge right... right?

>>10778507
the button to make a snapshot is no easier to find than the button to assign a new IP address.

>>10778447
I'm ready for the ark arc!

>>10778719
Oh God...

Did gura join VC

Well, seems Gura is done for the night.

>>10778724
This past week or so has honestly killed all my hype for any sort arc like that since now we know apparently they won't FUCKING STREAM IT or even be in the same VC half the time.

>>10778889
wow, I posted the wrong screenshot

Get some sleep gurah

>>10778902
It's the same deal with JPs honestly, they don't do random VC as often as EN

>>10778867
No

>>10778954
Also is it worth watching the VOD, I have to watch yesterday's VOD too

>>10778902

Well, I best get some sleep too. Hope the merge goes well.

>>10778985
Not really, she just did some stuff in museum

>>10779011
nighty night

>>10778985
If you like Sana or Fauna a lot then maybe, but it was mostly just chill the whole time. Otherwise, just scroll through the thread and read the chat logs.

Gura's such a retard to envy fucking Twitch streamers when she's able to get away with streaming only 40 hours a month without killing her channel. Such an obvious case of 'grass is greener on the other side'.

>>10779124
She just wants to play games and make funny short videos without having to ask for permissions every time.

>>10779124
Nigger how are you not satisfied with yesterday's 7 hour stream, don't you have anything else to do in your life

Why y'all gotta reply to the bait? Someone even left a handy soundpost calling it out.

>>10779124
you are severely mentally ill and you will never get better.

>>10779181
You realize that a 7 hour stream is *normal* for streamers, not a fucking anomaly or an endurance stream? The point is that she never seems to appreciate just how lucky she has it. And the same goes for a lot of other EN girls too, especially the ones in Council.

>>10779252
you have never once persuaded a single person with the absolutely retarded shit you post. you are a failure in everything you have ever attempted in life, especially this. get it overwith and kill yourself. do it tonight.

>>10779296
Pretty sure what I posted struck a nerve with you considering your little sperg out.

>>10779179
From what she talked about she was finally hoping she could go back to doing what she liked the most and was good at after a whole year and now Cover is stopping her.....

>>10779319
do you notice how i don't respond to your delusional drivel? it's because it's not a threat. nobody takes a word you post seriously. nobody. you're some mentally defective psycho who shits up the thread. that's all you've ever been, and it's all you'll ever be here.

>>10779342
>and now Cover is stopping her
From making a Skyrim VR shitpost video, not shitpost videos in general. I don't think it's a general thing, as evidenced by what other Holos are able to upload.

Gura I want an official IMAGINE THE SMELL video have it done by Christmas love you

>>10779354
Touch grass.

>>10779088
Posting these without a butt portion should be a jailable offense.

>>10779459
I agree. The artist and anyone who posts it should be locked up and the key melted down

>>10778905
Wow, did you make that?

gura right now

>>10779252
She literally said the year she was accepted in hololive was the most exciting year of her life... "can't appreciate". Dude, from what I've watched and from what I've heard coming directly from her, she loves where she is now, even though she hates how the 'permissions' work. You can love something while disliking small parts of it. In my case I love that I'm only a year away from finishing my residency but I hate having to go home 4 fucking am.

>>10779738
In the future, please ignore posts like that. Thanks in advance.

>>10779738
>seriously responding to bait

>>10779687
Gura posted this. She gets off on telling us when she's flicking the shark bean.

>>10779738
Good job on replying to the schitzo board-watcher. If this is the sense your residency imparts on you... Fuck, newfag.

>>10779738
>said
Yeah, that's the problem. Gura's word really isn't worth much. She lies, fails to follow through, and breaks promises all the time. She certainly knows what people want to hear but her actions speak differently.

>>10779801
90% me baby. Maybe the 10% is her.

>>10779801
Rwag Arug is a special kind of exhibitionist. I love her, and her bean flicking.

>>10779845
Nah, I know its you goop goop.

>>10779687
thank you for posting this

>>10779815
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot everything in this rathole is a rrat. For my apology, I'll let you use her for tonight. I'll be back later to pick her up

>>10779972
anon is a pimp...

It's the exact same copy-paste bait, he didn't even change anything and you all will still fall for it

>server merge happens
>JP decides to "clean up" Gura's builds
You know it's gonna happen

https://youtu.be/HoTbtvF1iSw?t=48
I love how she says stinky out of nowhere

is gura a druid

>>10780104

I don't think so, but the urge to flat everything will be hard to repress for some of them

>>10780053
I didn't know 80+ IPs replied to one guy...

>>10780200
I'm mostly worried about that hill Gura spruced up. Can definately see some JPs accidentally talking grass and flowers from it

How many hours Gura playing Minecraft today?

How exactly is the merge gonna work? Is there gonna be a portal they can go through that connects the worlds, or are they like copy pasting the generated worlds next to each other or something?

>>10780282
About 4.5

>>10780187
druids are celtic and atlanteans are a lost branch related to greeks

>>10780211
4ChannelDotOrg is the same person not on their meds. Take yours, please.

>>10780293
>Is there gonna be a portal they can go through that connects the worlds
This one

>>10780293
if you've watched any JP minecraft they have a portal to a resource server, basically that.

>>10780187
In what sense?

>>10780329
I think they're talking more in dnd terms.

>>10780337
>>10780345
Thanks anons.

>>10780362
this is hololive myth so i will answer from a mythological perspective regardless

>>10780187
She has a fondness for her pretty female wolf companion, hangs out in a secret grove, and is known to transform into a frog.

>>10780413
>female wolf companion
>female
dyrbi?

>>10780441
>Gura getting block knot
I don't know if I want to believe it.

does anybody wants to play gartic?

>>10780200
>mountainous country
>nature aesthetics autism
>hate concrete jungle
I know it's just a game but that's a weird urge for nips to have.

>>10780397
Were the group names supposed to be literal?
Actually, that being said how deep does the holoverse lore go?

>>10780608
there is only pain there

>>10780441
Love at first sight.

>>10780861
THIS is what Gura said was "so pretty"?

>>10780921
She's not wrong. I'd fuck that dog.

>>10780958
nigga

>>10780958
basado

You get to have sex with Gura, but she's a dog for the duration. Do you go for the shark-dog cunny?

>>10781117
No, Gura is not for sexual thoughts

>>10781117
Before I answer:
If I cum inside dog-Gura, can I get normal Gura pregnant?

>>10780921
Gura is literally one of those girls, who if shown in a picture with a dog, your fingers would type by instinct and muscle memory: "You just know"

>>10781167
Yes. But because you got her pregnant while she's a dog the baby is gonna be part dog still. Gura turns back to normal while carrying it tho, so its like a quarter dog.

>>10781194
Fuck her, fuck it.

>>10781117
Does she still have the shark tail? Yes either way, just curious.

>>10781209
Yes, but its floofy now.

>>10781194
seems about right

>>10781217
Fuck sex, you're my tailjob pet now, Gura.

>>10781232
based

Gonna need to commission a draw of DoGura now.

>>10781232
Gura alternates begging to be fucked to be turned human again with being enraptured by her doggy sense of smell. She'll have no choice but to imagine the smell afterwards...

>>10781285
Doggo olfactophiles just be nuttin all day.

chumbuds info according to the thread on /sp/
11 burgers
3 flips
1 Singaporean
3 Canadian
1 Mexican
1 Indonesian
1 Japanese
1 Peruvian
2 Brazilian

>>10781806
>thread on /sp/
???

>>10781895
Korone and Kanata commentated a baseball game and Yagoo threw out the first pitch.

>>>/sp/113812226

What happens to the server stalker once the server merge happens? I assume they use the JP server IP.

>>10782009
The JP server IP has been known for years
The only people that care are redditors

>>10782009
I don't think that's how It works, they literally can just put anything to link the servers together. It's so simple my 14 yo dumbass could do it.

>>10782057
abayo

>>10782069
forgot to add back then, I am 20 now meidochama

>>10782045
S-shugoi

>>10782089
Nice save, anon.

>>10771550
>ourkronii left the game
>moricalliopeEN joined the game
pretty damn suspicious if you ask me

>>10782148
gura will die if she doesn't have a bro with her

>>10782188
I really thought Kronii and Gura wouldn't get along but seeing them playing together off-stream was reassuring

>>10782364
Kronii is chill af, I really like her.
If I didnt have Gura, Kronii would definitely be oshi.

I think it's cute when Gura shows off what she built off stream and we get to give her headpats. I feel kinda bad for Kronii fans though, they don't really get to spoil her with praise.

in a different timeline, a better timeline, Gura would be playing muse dashes new touhou songs in her next schedule

>>10775527
This is a final Gura dox then.

>>10782685
Kronii is already familiar with the game why would they want to give her headpats? Gura's improving very quickly so I really want to give her lots of praises.

>>10782757
Not necessarily headpats, but that just chatting with the streamer and telling them what you liked is fun. There's a nice balance between hanging out in VC and hanging out with chat that Kronii seems to be currently lacking.

>>10782870
She sound like one of those streamers who's too heavily focus on trying too entertain people with gameplay alone. Anyway, let's not derail the thread.

>>10777013
>somehow had to write in divorce
You're an awful chumbud.

>>10782693
in a different timeline, a better timeline, Gura would be playing old school runescape in her next schedule

>>10783010
In a different timeline, a better timeline, Gura stands on stage right now and performs for a stadium of people.

>>10783262
Nyo! I dont want my precious goora to be swept away by celebrity culture. Also I dont think Gura would be happy with that lifestyle either.

>>10783358
Since it's a better timeline, who's to say if celebrity culcha is even there.

But if you want it that way, sure:
In a different timeline, a better timeline, Gura returns happy after a successful concert to her loving family of three children and a total chad producer husband who managed to snatch her from the weinstein jaws.

>>10783450
Nyo, nyo, nyo. In the celebrity timeline, goop goop almost immediately gets into hard drugs and everything goes downhill.

>>10783506
I refuse to consider such a timeline good. Although desperate Ame trying to keep Gura vertical just out of her third rehab may be a good greentext fodder too.

>>10783585
Lmao. I'd love to write the 'washed up and drug addled pop-star Gura' fanfic, however my creative writing skills are horrendous.

>>10783654
Hopefully we baited some more greentexters by now.

>>10783791
Is greentexting technically allowed on /vt/?

>>10783654
Gura slamming smack after a gig lets gooooooooooooooooo

>>10783937
We have a whole running series here, look for Gura Hug Experience.

No official collabs with Bae for the next schedule.

>>10785021
I’d imagine we get the schedule today but who knows we may find out her collab partners before she gets the schedule out