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9865841 No.9865841[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What if milk was a boy?

>> No.9865847

Meido....

>> No.9865848

what if op killed himself?

>> No.9865853

>>9865848

Answer: Quality of /jp/ improves

>> No.9865856

>>9865853
In a way, that's also the answer to OP's question.

>> No.9865863

>>9865853
Don't abuse spoilers like that.

>> No.9865868

bumping this e/b/in thread

>> No.9865869
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9865869

S-She's like a YuruYuri...!

What is this feel I am feeling /jp/...
My heart is going like d-d-d-doki doki...
Lololol... Not really...

>> No.9865872

>>9865863

That is a perfectly correct usage of the spoiler function you germ.

>> No.9865883
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>>9865869
Did your aunt come over yet?

>> No.9865889

discarding all nastiness, milk really is cute

>> No.9865911

>>9865889
your mom is really cute

>> No.9865922

>>9865911
What a nice thing to say. I'm sure it'd make her feel young again.

>> No.9865929

Leave my girlfriend alone

>> No.9865948
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>>9865883
You won't believe how far the plot thickened d00d...

The plot thickened like Touhou's season finale Ever17 coco's route American Psycho Fate Stay/Night tier...

Not only did my auntie and her husband arrived but also MY MOM and she's going to stay in the city till monday...

My body was not ready... IT WAS NOT...!
Not that everything is bad though...

They're not interrupting my NEET schedule and my mom's even making me some hot chocolate right now... My auntie also didn't occupy the guest room all day... She didn't even wake up me and my brother in the morning...
Feels not bad man...

>> No.9865958

>>9865929
Leave his mom alone.

>> No.9865967

>>9865841
None of you would give a shit about him and we wouldn't have to see le milky derp face every week for four months.

>> No.9865961

do girls like stinky neets?

>> No.9865977

>>9865961
odor fetish is the best fetish

>> No.9865983
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9865983

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.9865987

>>9865983
fyi im a guy

>> No.9865991

>>9865983
Were you born in 1994?

>> No.9866003

I'm sure she's drinking something else than juice in this pic...

>> No.9866009
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9866009

>>9866003

>> No.9866025

>>9865983
post the onewith the FUCK YOUU finger

>> No.9866040

>>9866009
That make-up compliments her droopy eyes

>> No.9866041

>>9865967
I never figured out why people cared at all in the first place. Nobody ever explains when I ask.

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>>9866025
there you go

>> No.9866104

Why is she so cute?

>> No.9866122

>>9865983
A cute one?

>> No.9866140

>>9866122
lol m8 do u want to fuck her or somethink?
anonymous and otakochiq sittin in a tree K-I-SS-I-N-G

>> No.9866147

>>9865983

Show us your madokadonk.

>> No.9866151

>>9866140

i'll have sex with you dude

best watch out

>> No.9866158

>>9865841
Her hand is insanely big.

>> No.9866161

>>9866158

holy shit

>> No.9866174

>>9866158
That's a severe case of the manhands.
Big hands are the classic tranny warning sign.

>> No.9866177

>>9866158
Wait, what the fuck?

>> No.9866178

>>9866174

The other warning sign is a vagina that is actually an inverted penis.
Now you know what to look out for.

>> No.9866182

>>9866161
>>9866177
ITT: /jp/ learns about perspective

>> No.9866192

>>9866182

Perhaps if you look at computer monitors for long enough you forget how the three dimensional world works.

>> No.9866194

>>9866182
Isn't lack of spatial recognition a sign of autism?

>> No.9866205

>>9866194

It is scientifically proven to add 10 megaspergs to a spergometer reading 1m from the sperglord in question.
Spergometer readings fall as 1/r^2 from the source.

>> No.9866210

What if Milk showed us her damn feet already

>> No.9866217

>>9866210
On her tumblr there were pictures of her with just socks on but I couldn't get them to open.

>> No.9866218

>>9866194
>>9866194
It's not something people usually think about. In the real world your brain processes it automatically and you don't pay attention to it, especially if you have input from both eyes to help you gauge distance. If you hold a hand at arm's length and the other at half that, they'll look the "same size" if you have both eyes open, but if you have just one it'll be very apparent.

But yeah, definitely autistic.

>> No.9866223

>>9866217
>pictures of her with just socks

Lewd.

>> No.9866225

>>9866210

if milk made porn i would unironically pay a lot to watch it

someone has to cash in on the market for attractive otakool pornstars soon

>> No.9866227

>>9866217
>>9866210
>>9866041
please respond

>> No.9866233

>>9866217
Link? It's about time we had some milky nudes.

>> No.9866235
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>>9866227
Here is the thumbnail and the link but I can't get the full size pictures

http://welcomeunknown.tumblr.com/post/3969442483/yakui

>> No.9866258

>>9866225
There are porn sites like that already. I downloaded a file called hot_scene_gurlz.exe and a lot of the files were watermarked with "Otaku-Sluts" or "Cosplay Porn.com" and stuff like that.

>> No.9866266

>>9866258

but I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LEGIT

WHAT IF THEY ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE OTAKOOL

YOU'RE TEARING US APART

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9866268

>>9866258
You just reminded me of cosplaydeviants.com

o lawdy~

>> No.9866271

>>9866266
They looked pretty otacool to me.

In real life the file was a dump from emogirls.tumblr.com or something like that. Naturally the images were of low quality and many were watermarked when non-watermarked versions exist.
Fuck you, Tumblr. You're terrible even at stealing other people's content.

>> No.9866276

>Responding to a /cgl/ thread
え？

>> No.9866280

>>9866268
Attention all men: stop finding this sort of behaviour attractive. Thank you.

>> No.9866286

>>9866280

tell it to le dick

>> No.9866289

>>9866280
WE WANT TEH PENIS!

>> No.9866311

>>9866268
>o lawdy~

>>>/b/
>>>/2006/

>> No.9866318

>>9866280
Don't worry it only works on normals.

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>>9866280
You don't want me to take your virginity? Your loss...

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