/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Subhuman thread

"Is there a hat that doesn't fit you, Sakuya!"

"...Why do you keep placing hats of other people on me all the time..."

I want to buy a fumo, but there are no Hina fumos. Why does this injustice persist?

"...Now this is just ridicilous."
But it's silly and cute!

>>8979143
I do not understand, it's like they don't want our money. Hina and Nitori are touhou I would get fumo versions of in a heartbeat.

What are the interiors of a fumo like? I have a project in mind; I'd like to mount an onahole in one of them, but I don't own a fumo yet and I don't know if it's doable.
I'll have to rip a hole but I don't know if the ona hole (I'd buy a 7) would fit. Is the filling too packed?
I'd like to do it with a fumo...

>>8979135
Autism is /jp/ related. Delete my post as well when you get to it Janitor.

>>8979143
Commission one from some deviantart faggot or something.

>>8979112
why Remilia look like hippie

>>8979163
I'm running out of places to throw money, why doesn't anyone take it? I love all of the touhou, but I really want a Hina fumo.

>>8979198
I would buy a Hina Fumo only if she was making this face.

>>8979205
The face that takes away all misfortune

>>8979112
Heh, kind of fun seeing people remember me.

I actually went back for another round with the same guy about a week ago. I hadn't seen him in 6 months, and I hoped it somehow would be different, don't ask me why. Because it wasn't.

Same horrible shit again, his rancid breath and disgusting tounge trying to force its way into my mouth and when it does I almost vomit and pull away after a few seconds. He didn't seem to care and just kept groping and tugging on my panties while slobbering his disgusting saliva all over my neck.

He proceeded to tell me to get on my knees and he pulled out his fat unwashed cock, just by seeing and smelling it I knew this was just going to be a rerun of last time.

There was however no turning back at this time, he was horny as fuck and I had no way of getting back to my apartment without him, as I was quite abit from home and no one else knew where I was. So I went to work at it, trying to suck and lick it to the best of my ability. I couldn't handle anything more than a few seconds, 5 or 6 at the most before I had take get up and run into his kitchen and spit out my own saliva mixed with his precum that had been building up in my mouth.

The whole pseudo-roleplaying crap is kind of pathetic.
And I've already seen pretty much every trip/namefags' plushies.

What do.

>>8979224
When I got back from the kitchen he seemed really keen on giving me a rimjob, I thought I might aswell try to get some pleasure out of this so I let him. I climbed atop of his massive fat blob of a body and lowered my freshly shaved ass into his gaping mouth. It didn't do anything for me, nothing at all, I even found myself silently laughing at the whole situation and contemplating how I ended up here. While his tounge was quite far up into my ass I gave sucking his cock one last chance, nope again, I gave up after 2 seconds and just finished him off with a handjob like last time.

He didn't even give me time to crossdress before he started feeling me up, I barely had time to put on my panties. Anyway, after we were done we talked abit and drank some coffee before he drove me home.

You might think "Well that was kind of hot in a degrading sort of way" No, not even that, I didn't feel a fucking thing at all. NOTHING, my cock was flaccid as fuck and i'm pretty sure it shrunk to even smaller than it usually is during the whole procedure.

So, remember kids, be careful with picking your cock, old fat men fucking traps in doujins might be hot as fuck but not so much in real life.

That's atleast my experience.

>>8979228
Hide thread, participate in others.

Still waiting on a Reisen Fumo.

One day /jp/.

One day...

Come on Patchouli, you always avoid being in my pictures, show how adorable you can be!
"No. I am too shy."
...Really...?
>>8979205
Absolutely! Truly taking away all of the curses and misfortune, with happiest smile!

>>8979224
>>8979230
This shit gave me a huge hardon when I reached the
>crossdress
part
Why can't I find a trap to fuk ;_;

(Continue with the fumos, sorry)

>>8979256
Honestly, japanese humor is inferior.

It's a poorly developed language with little to no space for double entendres and complex articulations, asides from the "lol it sounds like this" or "it's kanji for that". The very concept of sarcasm just flies over their heads as well (ask about this to anyone who has lived in Japan, seriously, do it), and everything is either over-the-top slapstick or scatological, stereotype exploitation or extremely exaggerated situations. And why does everything has to be based around the Boke/Tsukkomi (funny man/straight man) dualogy? Consider also the fact that the japanese are inept at writing good dark or exploitable humor and can't find the proper moment of their jokes, ultimately resorting to poorly-written slapstick, toiled jokes and "have everyone overreacting to everything and hitting each other". Maybe it all comes down to the japanese being a nation of people with many childish traits, but facts are facts. Japanese humor is about everyone getting it, which necessarily brings it down to the lowest common denominator of intelligence.

Humor is an universal language, that has the duty to be creative above all - a joke is always funnier the first time you understand it. Since creativity and originality aren't exactly things the asians and by consequence the japanese are very good at (at least outside porn), and since humor isn't even an important part of their culture, you can begin to see what generally prevents them from writing good humor.

tl;dr: Western humor is god tier compared to Japanese humor. Srsly, they're shit at it.

Ok Fumos time for a quiz. There are three questions you must
answer.
1: Where is Tompkins?
2: Where is caulschlaw
4: Funky monkey?

mokou needs more love

Why is it so hard to buy just ONE fumo?

How much is shipping from Amiami for fumos?

Also, what should my first two fumos be?

>>8979350
I found that pretty much impossible. I guess fumo type cuteness is just very addicting.

>>8979355
The most slippery slope of all of them. Figures are addicting, but whenever I see a fumo, I just want to buy them all.

>>8979357
The shipping for my last parcel was 3,880 yen. Of course, my country's idiotic customs practises made it even more costly.
Take your time if you are going to pick fumos! Personally, I would suggest to get a pair or family, like Yuyuko and Youmu, or the Yakumo family.

>>8979377
Holy christ, that's almost $50 CDN.

Goddamn, was that just regular or express?

Asides from that, I was thinking of Patchy an Marisa, maybe Kaguya because it's the closest thing to Reisen. I wish that these guys had a specific site so we could see who's coming next. I want a Reisen fumo SOO bad.

>>8979391
They typically run about 20 USD in shipping per fumo.

>>8979396
Oh. Phew. I was worried for a second there.

That's not too bad.

$20, is that EMS? RSAL would probably be cheaper unless you buy a lot of fumos, or you really need it to arrive quickly, but I've had SAL packages arrive in about a week or so, and EMS is like 4 days.

>>8979402
I don't think amiami offers RSAL.

>>8979391
>>8979396
Yeah, I had five fumos in my order after all, so it shows. Remember to look if the fumos you want are in backorder, as that will make the order arrive super slow.
From previous threads, I know Satori and Koishi are next in line, but who knows who it will be after that? Perhaps something from UFO though.

>>8979407
Yeah, they do. I don't remember how much more it is than unregistered, but it's not much, and the insurance can give you some peace of mind.

>>8979405
Hi /jp/.......Im new here. >_>;;

I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]

i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /jp/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D

First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS

[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:

>>8979952
Disappointingly lazy. You didn't even bother to change the last line.
0/10 apply yourself

>>8979133
My Meiling has the same hobby.
>>8979357
Not a whole lot are in stock right now, but if you buy them when they're all in stock you can condense the package and it will ultimately cost less. So, buy fumos in groups, they will be snugglier that way anyhow.

I am going to post this in every fumo thread until they announce an Okuu fumo.

>>8979291

I want to see a "skit" where the straight man believably hoaxes beating the shit out of the funny one with stage blood and stuff storms off stage, and the guy just lies there on stage while the other performers go on and do their thing for the rest of the night, like nothing happened.

>>8979341
Don't worry, I've given Mokou plenty of love.

I'm ordering my first fumo in 5 days time (Cirno and Patchy), How much love did you feel when you got your first fumo?

>>8980286
Plenty but you'll probably end up ordering another one right aways, Be warned.

>>8980286
Lots.
I'm probably going to get another one someday, but I feel that when I do, I slowly drift away from Miku and she'll slowly be forgotten and delete herself/or tear herself apart.

Reimu has been doing nothing but lazing around in bed all day eating girl scout cookies.

she absolutely will not get out.
wonder what I can do...

"Hey..Um.."

Yes, what is it Miku?

"I know you're kinda and busy and all...but do you think we could play for a bit or even cuddle some?"

Not right now, Miku you know I'm busy with my classwork right now.

>>8980535
nice pjs

Fuck off RP fags

>>>/tg/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/toy/
>>>/a/
>>>/bun/

>>8980535
I'll cuddle with you, Miku ;_;

>>8979355
>>8979350
I can't say I feel the same. I have only one Fumo, Marisa, and I've been content with her so far. I would like another, but I'm in no rush.

>>8980286
It's a glorious feeling when you first open the box. If you're anything like me, for the first few minutes you'll be negative and wonder "I paid money for this?" But then after a few more seconds all the glory is restored. I honestly doubted I would enjoy the fumo when I purchased it, but it has made life considerably more fun and enjoyable.

>>8980535
Nice pajamas. Did your MOM pick them out for you?

>>8980535
"Oh...Is that so..."

Yeah, why don't you go watch a anime or something?

"Mhm...."

>>8980549
>Nice pajamas. Did your MOM pick them out for you?
These pajamas are perfectly acceptable!

Fuck off RP fags

>>>/tg/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/toy/
>>>/a/
>>>/bun/

Sub humans thread

>>8980549
Though not half as cute as Marisas', I had to try it too.

>>8980588
These pictures would look 10 times better if we could figure out how to get their hands to touch the valves, or something...

>>8980597
Yes!
Too bad there arms are only around 3" in length..

I always knew /jp/ had good taste in pajamas to cuddle in.

>>8980549
>>8980588

What makes these so good is that fumos magically get cuter when their mouths get covered, I can't explain it.

>>8980588
Though not very good editing, I did the same to the Marisa photo that I did to my Miku one.

>>8980620
Now she just needs shades and it's perfect. Though that may be asking too much.

>>8980618
Fumos wearing other fumos' hats is also cute for some reason.

>>8980618
Yes!
They really do!

>>8980588
>>8980620
Does anyone else play any instruments that their fumos could borrow for a photo?

>>8980626
I have a French Horn, but not at home at the moment. Might have it on the weekend. I also have a little polycarbonate Ocarina. That might work later on.

>>8980624
Just something quick, I'll probably redo it later.

>>8980626
I have a trombone. Are VN characters acceptable?

>>8980795
That's just a wooden star....

>>8980810
It can transform though.

It's almost impossible to prop it for her; fortunately I have old textbooks. I left the mouthpiece with my other trombone though...but she insisted she could play without it.

>>8980896
How can she possibly expect to maneuver the slide when she can't even lift the trombone?

By the way, she has a tromboner.

Haters gonna' hate.

Since the other fumos figured out that Ran is my favorite 2hu she has a habit of asserting her position as boss fumo.

Sometimes, not so much.

>>8980983
[x] Eat fluffy tail?

>>8980992

Good taste.

>>8980986
That comment was tasteless and unnecessary.

Fumos, I have a question. What is it like being so short?

>>8979163
Does she play tf2, by any chance?

>>8980456
Tell her to join the girlscouts and sell cookies to finance her shrine.

>>8982523
She doesn't! She actually has tons of troubles in all games, to annoyance of Remi.

>>8982959
TELL YOUR FUMO TO ANSWER THE QUESTION!
>>8982250

>>8980549
>>8980588
>>8980620
>>8980661
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>8982961
"What it is like being short? How does it feel to be tall, eh? I guess it feels like... Being short and everything being taller than you?"

>>8983544
Well, being tall is troublesome.

can 1 of u post ur fumo wit a dik kthanx

anyone had flandre fumo?

I really want a Ran fumo but then I'd have to order Chen and Yukari too. Besides, I already have four of them so my bed is getting crowded.

>>8983689
I wish I had! But she is seemingly permanently on backorder in Amiami.

Talking about Amiami, couple of fumos are "Sold out". Does that actually mean they will NEVER get more? My heart will be totally broken if that is the case.

any of you happen to know if amiami takes gift cards?

>>8983747 They might remain on backorder for a bit. Usually means they are getting more shipments of fumos for restocking due to the amount of orders that came in.

>>8983747

They must at some point, Reimu and Marisa are listed as sold out right now and unless there was some kind of fumo factory fire we didn't hear about I imagine they'll keep pumping out more of those at the very least. But yes, Flan and especially Remi have been listed as such for quite a while now.

"You need more books. Less time on computer."

I guess so... I am just so lazy book reader...

holy crap why are mokou and kaguya so expensive - 100$ each +S/H

>>8985586
Where are you seeing those prices? They're 3000 yen each on amiami

Finally, I can post again!

>>8986264
did you get banned?

Oh no! To stop her I must find five fumos with attitude!

>>8986266
Yeah, for one day for posting "banned text", which was just a thank you to Smirking for starting the thread...so I don't really know what happened.

>>8986286

..and that is enough of that, I suppose.

>>8986286
No, no, no, you're supposed to tell Ayaya to recruit a team of Fumos with ATTITUDE!

>>8986298
>>8980986
>>8980992

I think I may have to get a Ran rather than a Cirno, I love her hair and tails.

>>8986308
hauuuu

>>8986298
Does that mean Alice is Green?

>>8986315
That would either be Meiling or Chen.

>>8986360
Meiring maybe, but Chen is either orange or yellow

>>8986308
U-um FumoSenpai, could you please take some pictures of Lady Yukari with glasses? Ran r-I mean, I really think it'd be cute.

>>8986310
Get both!

>>8986315
Youmu is green. She has the swords and the green outfit, after all.

And Chen is the Megazord.

>>8986389

"Oh dear, they are slipping. Just a moment.."

>>8986438
Oh, how I hate the slipping of glasses upon my face.

"Ah, there. You can take the picture now."

Oops, I already took one.

"...Ah, well, just don't show anyone."

...Oops.

>>8986446
While Yukari plans her revenge on me, have a Chen. She looks very studious with glasses, somehow.

>>8986458
I think it's her patchy face she's making

>>8986446
Thank you so much.

I tried to make this...it didn't quite turn out, but, you get the idea. Maybe I shouldn't have bothered to post this. Thank you, though. Chen does indeed look rather brilliant, Ran will have to take her down to the book cave soon.

>>8986488
It is very cute! It does need some polishing, and if I had better photoshop skills I'd work on it and make it my wallpaper. Sadly I'm not too handy with a mouse.

>>8986488
>Sakuya with operator facial hair

>>8986488
The poor things are really starting to miss her. Soooon...

>>8986503
Oh no I can't unsee it.

>>8986488
I kind of want to see if I can work on that, you happen to have the non-edited version? I'm not amazing with image editing but I'd like to try

>>8986544
This picture makes me sad...it looks like they are looking at Yukari over a webcam, missing her while she is on a business trip or something.

I wish I could just open a gap and let you borrow Yukari or bring you one of your own.

>>8986557
Here you are. They were taken with crappy lighting on a camera I got for free and cropped in paint, so, yeah. If we all combined our fumo forces I wouldn't mind seeing them all smile.

>>8986560
Don't feel sad, they can all hug it out on that end. She's at the top of my list for next fumo, maybe if Satori preorders come up in the near future I'll get both then.

>>8986690

>>8986788
>too lazy to try
Yeah, I was.
Yours is better

>>8986800
No I meant I was too lazy to try. Rather, too tired. I tried using Meiring's on all of them but I end up with what looks like smears on their faces and my mind isn't going to let me stay conscious long enough to fix it.

>>8986438
>>8986446
Pic related.

>>8986788
So odd to see Sakuya smiling... But it does warm my soul.

FumoSempai... I have a question for Flandre, Cirno and Chen... Where is Tompkins?

>>8986690
>>8986788

Quite wonderful, thank you. Ran's smile on the second one is especially warm and rather cute.

Has anyone ever had a plush custom made? I know it wouldn't be a fumo technically, but I wanted to get a 2hu plush that isn't currently a fumo or a nendo..

>>8986544
>xp
>2012

>>8989183
Is that a reference I'm not getting?

>>8991621
Just ask them!

>>8991621
Tompkins is the name of your Bulbasaur.

>>8989855
Yeah, why does anyone still use Winblows?

bump

sugoi

N-Nendoroid plus Cirno?!

>>8997468
>dat satin bow

>>8997468
>>8997476
Oh my, I need this.

>>8997468
Do want. Where can I get one?

>>8997510
http://gift-gift.jp/nui/nui195.html

I have no idea how to order from here though

>>8997468
>>8997476
>dem plastic wings

>>8997476
>>8997468

fumo still better

>>8997545
Looks like we need to wait until 5/29 for the Komeijis. Must...wait...warmly...

>>8997718
Fumos do their best now and are preparing.

Love bumping dem fumos

>>8997548
Cirno, where is Tompkin's the Bulbasaur, and has Chen met him yet?

cute

omg sick kawaii X_X

Where all the fumos at?

>>9002405
Taken off back order. ;_;

>>9002405
I found some!

"..and that, Youmu, is why Ghostbusters is the great tragedy of our time."

"..."

"Oh, hello everyone!"

>>9002659
I think I've had horror on the brain lately, and the fumos have been watching me look up information on horror games, films, and books.

"Auu, this stuff is pretty scary..right Cirno?"

"Nah, it'll take more than this to scare me!"

"..do you guys always talk when you read?"

Also, if there is a soundtrack to fumo adventures, at least mine, it is Merry Go by Kevin MacLeod on repeat.

"Oh, is that a challenge?"

"AAH!"

"Hanyuu, its just the gap lady."

>>9002684

"So, you guys are reading Lovecraft, huh? I've seen scarier stuff in my gaps."

"...I don't know if I want to hear about that."

>>9002687
"Well, maybe I can show you one of the things that lurks in the gap..Behold! Look at its horribleness!"

"..should we tell her that's bulbasaur and that he is cute and note horrible?"

>>9002780
"Rawr! Scary stuff, huh?"

Does anyone own a Sanae Fumo?

I want to order it but the hair color looks off from these images.

>>9002800
I was wondering this too. I really like Sanae, but her hair just seems off. It looks really flat

Was trying to get more pictures of Jazisa today, but I have trouble getting her to hold objects.

Anyway, how do you guys clean yours, if you do? Mine is covered in cat fur and has cocoa powder in all the wrong places. Someone once linked me to some Japanese page on it, but the translation was wonky and I didn't understand. Stuff about "fumos entering the world of men and becoming dirty".

If I bought 3 fumos from AmiAmi, how much would shipping be roughly?

One more for tonight, just another of Flan being creepy.

>>9002839
My order of the Yakumos ended up with shipping of 3,040 JPY, so probably around there.

>>9002853
That's EMS right? If so, wow, that's a lot cheaper than I expected, I might have to buy 4 instead then.

I've never bought from Amiami before, only HLJ.

>>9002857
Yes, that is the shipping for EMS. The total was something like 12,000JPY

>>9002405
I always say I'm going to take pictures on the weekends and then I get distracted, I'm a bad fumo friend. Chen wanted to be cute so I managed to take a couple.

>>9002833
>"fumos entering the world of men and becoming dirty".

Too lewd. That said, I wouldn't mind if you one of you more experienced fumos friends gave a cleaning demo or something. I don't want to get them all scruffy and ruined by using too much water or anything.

>>9002833
>>9002975
tinyurl: /PlushClean

Fumos are stuffed so I'd assume the same cleaning methods would apply, plus this is for stuffed animals with fur so they definitely don't want it to be getting ragged and frizzy.

>>9002839
Shipping cost is based on weight. The fumos don't weigh too much, as you can see. At least Marisa doesn't. The others might be putting on a little weight.

Anyway, I charged up my camera and took a few pictures. The name "Kirisame" always reminded me of Christmas, you know?

>>9003321
The hat's a bit big, though.

>>9003326

>>9003329
And to end it, a picture of Marisa's brand new bootleg video game business.

>>9003337
Marisa has cute handwriting.

>>9002800
>>9002805
What are you talking about? Sanae's hair is very lovely and soft!

"Brushie brushie..."
Sanae and Meiling have grown to be pretty close friends here, I guess it is because they are both... Relatively calm compared to others!

>>9002780
Honestly, Yukari seems to be more pretty in every picture. I might be forced to get her if this keeps going! Sam goes with Yuyuko.
>>9002961
I dont know which cat is cuter... Wait, yes I do. Chen of course!
>>9002999
That is really helpful site, thanks!
>>9003337
If Gensokyo had computers and internet, I would totally see Marisa "borrowing" things from the web all the time.

Patchouli and Patchoo doing what they do best, spending the afternoon by reading. Perhaps I should get some Lovecraft books aswell, as fumos seem to be attracted to them. >>9002674

>>9004461
why do u have 2 patchies

>>9004540
The one on the right is counterfeit one from Ebay. I bought her thinking she was the original one. After a while I got the original, but didn't have the heart to give Patchoo away! So now I have two lovely Patchies.

"What are you doing, froggie?"
"Taking it easy. You should try too!"

>>9004627
"Hey, this really is relaxing!"

"This is how frogs relax, kero kero!"

>>9004632
"Mistress, what are you do-"
"Kerosnore!"
"Kerosnore!"
"...I... I see..."

>>9004627
the fake one is cuter

>>9004672
Her face is chubby and oddly shaped, but that only gives her very unique cuteness! I love both of them!

>>9004701
i'd rather the fake one

maybe i'll find one next con i go to

Today is a good day, my first fumo have been ordered.

I now have what I call "shipping syndrome", everything I do will seem extremely boring until my mail comes.

>>9004745
I know the feeling! It usually hits me when I get the confirmation that the order has been actually sent. Hopefully you get your lovely fumos soon!

Bump

Bumping for the heck of it

Do you usually sleep with your fumos?

I sleep with mine but I end up tossing them around in my sleep. Yuyuko's hat is never on her head when I wake up. I hope they don't mind it too much.

>>9007561
I plan on sleeping with mine, in a totally non-lewd way.

>>9007561
I don't usually because it's hard to cuddle tiny toys. Hatate hangs from the top bunk though, and watches me sleep. Patchy sits with me when I'm computing. Miku normally sits around.

>>9007561
I always end up knocking off any plushies I sleep with. I even knocked off my daki one time. My bed is small and I move around a lot, so I'm worried about that when I finally order my fumos.

I'm planning on getting TWO fumos gents!

I want Patchy and Reisen but since there is no Reisen (yet!) I need a good partner for Patchy.

Who should I get /jp/? If I get a Marisa, will she steal Patchy's books?

>>9007561
I sleep with my Marisa fumo. I don't cuddle it or anything, though. I remove her hat and place her on the other side of my pillow and try my best to get her under the covers. Felt kind of weird at first but I got used to it.

She's never there when I wake up, though. She's usually tossed somewhere else or under the covers. This morning she was upside down in the corner(my bed is against a wall).

>>9007668
When living together, fumos learn certain degree of sharing, so Marisa woudnt be bad option at all! Of course I personally would suggest to get the entire SDM crew, but that is quite a bit to handle at once.

A day may come when the courage of fumos fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship...

>>9012281
But it is not this day.

An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of fumos comes crashing down!

>>9012287
But it is not this day!

This day we fight!

>>9012296
Looking back, it didn't make much sense for her to be sheathing her sword as she claimed it was time for battle... but what are you gonna do.

>>9012306
Everyone knows that your strikes are more powerful when you unsheathe your blade.

>>9012336
Who would have guessed?

>>9007643

You have Hatate? My whole life is now turning into a wild hunt for your whereabouts.

>>9012407
Get your own, don't deprive me of my cuddle toy.

For some reason, Patchouli gathered all the books, piled them in the drawer, and then sitting on them. Really odd.
>>9012287
She looks totally awesome! Didn't think Marisa would look so good with a proper weapon.

Hello, everyone! Its been a while, so even though it isn't too exciting I thought I'd post something that happened earlier today.

"You realize that REAL magical girls are nothing like this, right?"

>>9016208

"You realize that REAL magical girls are nothing like this, correct?"

Woah, deja vu..

>>9016208
i wish your images weren't so huge.

OMG ALICE-SAMA

>>9016213

"MMF! Help! I'm stuck in a pretzel box!"

"...Is this what real magical girls are like? I mean, we aren't like this, right..?"

"I think I preferred his delusional ones.."

"Stop yapping and help me out of here!"

If fumo get dirty - how to clen?

>>9016215
I am spoiled right now on my camera that -finally- isn't a phone, so I'm enjoying the fact that I can make such large images. But yeah, I'll get tired of it and shrink them in the near future.

I just realized my only form of camera is my Galaxy Tablet, and my Fumo are going to be here any day!

I can't take it easy right now...

>>9016249
Hey, my only camera starting out was a crappy old camera flip-phone. People seemed to like those pictures well enough! It is the heart that matters, not the camera!

>>9016224
Marisa got a little dirty a few weeks ago, so I washed her hands with some gentle soap and warm water, and held her hands next to a heater until she was nice and dry. It worked wonders.

>>9016295
I'm probably going to regret asking, but how does one manage to dirty a fumo?

>>9016366
You can probably guess from my pictures. Like, for example, sticking Marisa's head in that pretzel box got crumbs in her hair. Cuddling at night means she sometimes has a few of my stray hairs on her clothes. After weeks of stuff like this, you just want to wash them. Its not like she was mud-covered or anything. People take showers when they don't necessarily have visible dirt, so I don't know why fumos shouldn't have that luxury as well.

Plus, bath time is a good way to bond. I got to wash her hair and hold her hands a lot. It was fun.

>>9016385
>Plus, bath time is a good way to bond. I got to wash her hair and hold her hands a lot. It was fun.

I wish I had your mental illness, whatever it may be.I mean that In a totally non-offensive manner and am literally jealous of you.

>>9016366
When I took this pictures of Jazisa making brownies, she ended up with cocoa powder in the worst of locations. And if you have cats, it won't be long before they're covered in hair.

>>9016424
Well, thanks I suppose. I don't have any known mental illnesses though, I'm just childish and think that objects that I have fond memories with are alive in a sense thanks to the love I'd given them. After all, if you write or build something with all your heart, you leave a part of yourself with it, right? Same idea.

>>9012287
>>9012296
>>9012281
Holy Yin-Yang balls! You have just made my freaking DAY! Hey, hey! Marisa-san? How would you like to sign for a movie deal? What about game rights? ...A photo book? Please?

That kind of awesome is rarely seen... I am shocked at how cool she looks!

>>9016444
Great Fumo-Sempai gives us wisdom.

>>9016485
I tried my best to give her the Shaft treatment... if you have any ideas for Marisa, I might be able to convince her.

Autosage? I could make new thread tomorrow, after this one has sunk to the last pages!

>>9016773
>Autosage?
No, not yet. We've got 87 posts to go before that.

>>9016429
>piggydiesinlordoftheflies

oh no u didn't

THOY KOYLED MOY PIGGOY

>>9009945
That's a lot of fumos!

Patchy and Marisa then?

>>9016444
Pretty much me...

Great minds think alike, eh Fumo Senpai?

I've done this for aslong as I can remember, and with fumos that I'll be ordering soon? It'll be heaven.

>>9016843
Or, if you want more calm moments, Alice is fine magician too!! Heck, any fumo is fine! They learn to get along, whoever they are!

>>9016860
Awesome! Then I get to join you guys with my own little family, and we can watch it grow.

I wish a Reisen fumo was coming out soon!

Aren't Satori and her sister coming out next? Reisen may just be around the corner!

>>9016843
Maybe Sakuya?

>>9016875
A maid is fine too.

But I'm afraid she'd whip me into cleaning, no good!

>>9016385
Oh my, you made my heart hurt.

Have you cleaned Ran's tails at all? I'm worried about them getting too dump and losing their fluff. Also what should I do if I don't have any sort of drying apparatus to hold them up to? Should I try and wait for an especially sunny day? I'm so terrified of messing them up but they're giving me that luck and I can't just leave them like this...

>>9017577
I haven't tried cleaning her tails, but they should be no different from the rest of a fumo. Honestly I worry more about the clothes. I think as long as you make sure you have a really gentle soap, it should be fine. If you don't have a heater or a fan, I'd dry gently with a soft cloth and then yes, sit her in the sun for a while. Just make sure she doesn't sit too long!

Reimu says keep it down.

>>9019507
Thanks for the tips. Now all I need is a sunny day. I have the feeling Chen won't mind lounging in the sun for a few hours. Ran's tails and Meiling's hat are real dust magnets unfortunately, so they will be going first though.

I should have some shots for you guys tomorrow, I went to scout some photo spots today and as long as it doesn't rain tomorrow I'm gonna go take a few.

I don't know why I felt the need to tell everyone this, but yeah.

>>9020911
Can't wait! I'll try to take some more pictures tomorrow myself too. Today has been hectic.

>>9020911
I can't wait to see them,too.
I haven't really the time to post any pictures at the moment.
I feel as thought I've been neglecting Miku....
;_;

So I was going through a local con when I noticed a bunch of Fumo/Nendo plushies. I got a Nendo Marisa for 20$, but I'm suspecting it might have been a miniature-type one. The rest were for stuff I wasn't familiar with, though there was a larger Miku I didn't get.

Also the stitching on the mouth seems to have come out. It did have the tag, though, so I'm not sure if it's a fake or not.

>>9021875
Like all of the stitching? I know my Sakuya is legit but some of the stitching on her eye and a little on her eyebrow (which you would never notice because of her hair) came off just days after I got her. The whole mouth coming off seems like a lot to me, but, these are mass-produced made in China plushies after all, there are bound to be imperfections and they aren't going to look exactly like the photo models on Gift's website.

>>9021910

Just some. Her smile has become a smirk.

But What's the average size of a fumo/nendo? I think I might have gotten a mini but i'm not sure.

>>9021916
According to Amiami, Nendo plushies are around 25 cm tall, and Fumos are around 20 cm tall. Here's a picture of size comparison.

If you use the glorious imperial system like I do, I got around 8.5 inches tall with my ruler up against my Marisa fumo...

If it's legit, I'd think 20 bucks was a good deal, seeing as Amiami sells Nendo plushies for around 3700 yen before the price of shipping. It'd also be cheaper than a Fumo.

Anyway, now that I've had some weeks to enjoy my Marisa fumo, I've been considering finding another one. At the same time, I'm considering getting a Marisa figure of some kind instead. They both have their benefits. On one hand, I get a more diverse bunch of fumos. On the other, I get more of my favorite 2hu.

Unfortunately, doing both is not an option for me. And my heart is torn.

>>9022241
Well, look at it this way. Is there a Marisa figure you really want? Or would you just get it because it is Marisa? I just bought some Hanyuu figures because I love her, and while I am not unhappy with my purchase, I probably would have been happier buying another fumo because the figures themselves aren't my favorites. Anyway, just trying to give some friendly advice.

Also, it doesn't seem like it is going to rain, so I'll head out to take some photos in a bit.

>>9023984
Forgot my picture, even though it isn't really important or fumo-related.

Buckle up, guys!
Originally I just brought Marisa in a bag, but when I opened the bag in the car, Alice was inside too! So Alice joined our journey without any fuss.

>>9025235
Once we arrived at the park, we got out and walked around for a while, looking at the scenery. There is a great hilltop view of a field, but unfortunately it was crowded with photographers and we didn't want to get too close.

Instead, Marisa found this little building in the woods.

"Wow! It kinda looks like my house. I wonder who lives here."

..I think it is a bathroom.

I took quite a few outdoor pictures today myself after starting my vegetable garden (just because you're a NEET doesn't mean you can't grow your own food!). I'll wait for new thread so you can post yours though.

>>9025244
Marisa found a nice tree to relax in. I wish I had a hammock or something we could sit in.

"I bet an oni threw this boulder here!"

I bet it was construction equipment, but I like your explanation better. Too bad there isn't a Yuugi or Suika fumo who could lift this up for us.

>>9025256
Its quite alright! Go ahead and post them, I'd love to see them and I'm sure everyone else would too.

>>9025263
After that walk, we rested on a bench for a while. Don't they look like a cute couple here?
Alice is giving me the death glare in this photo, so she probably knows what I am thinking..

>>9025267

>>9025272
We had to walk up a lot of stairs.. there was another flight below this one, too.

>>9025274
But the view up top was pretty cool.

>>9025277

>>9025263
No it's ok, I still need to crop them and make dinner and other jazz, and because it's such a nice day I'm thinking about some special sunset photos as well.
>>9025267
Alice is a miracle of the universe.

>>9025281

"More stairs..? I'm getting tired.."

"Come on, quit complaining."

I'll carry you guys down if it is that tiring!

Good news gentlemen.

Ordering my first THREE (That's right, three!) fumos.

Who should I get? I was thinking Patchy and Marisa. Should I change it up?

>>9025286
Alice would be the obvious answer

>>9025285
The view was worth the walk!

>>9025286
Oh, and Hong Meiling!

Dangit, and I just spent all of my emone on figmas

>>9025285
On the way home, Marisa spotted a payphone and stopped to make some prank calls to Patchy.

>>9025298
One more of this, and I'm done for now. Thanks for checking out the pictures, guys. I plan on going on more adventures, I just need to find places that are peaceful and not crowded.

>>9025298
Hey Fumo Senpai, you seem to be having tonnes of fun! It's great and all, but does anyone give you odd looks for having fumos?

I mean, I love fumos and all, but it seems likeone would stare at you for having fumos.

>>9025286
Second for Alice to complete the mystical chain. Where are you ordering your Marisa from? She's been sold out on amiami along with quite a few others. I'm hoping that along with the Komeijis (who should be available in the beginning of June) we get a big restock.

>>9025309
was thinking amimi, who should I replace marisa with? ;_;

>>9025308
Well, today I brought a little bag to carry the fumos in when we moved from shot to shot, but I did get a few looks when I took some of the pictures. I avoided the crowded spots. I don't mind being stared at, I'm not ashamed of my hobbies. Honestly the only thing preventing me from doing fumo adventures anywhere and everywhere is my fear of being in a crowd.

>>9025286
Get one of your favorites and build from there. If you like Patchy and Marisa the best, get someone they'll hang out with, like Alice or one of the SDM cast. Or Reimu, who needs some love.

>>9025333
Alright! I'll be geting Patchy, China, and maybe Kaguya (?!), or Alice.

Not a big fan of crowds too, eh? If I ever saw you Fumo Senpai, I'd join you on your adventures anytime!

>>9015749

Hey Smirking Remi which part of Finland are you from?

>>9025349
I'm glad to hear that! I would love to adventure with all my fumo friends from /jp/. I really wish I had a friend who could come over and bring his fumos for a photo shoot. If any of you guys ever see a guy with fumos, you should introduce yourself to him~! I doubt it'll ever happen, but still!

>>9025349
Final list is a bit odd.

I suppose I'll go for China, Patchy, and Kaguya.

What an odd list eh? I need someone from Eientei to begin that family! Can't wait for Reisen.

Expect me soon, /jp/!

>>9025432
I'll do my best, the best we can do is share our adventures on /jp/, that's great fun!

>>9025333
You're still braver than me, I've never ventured outside of the backyard with them. Although, I might summon my courage and try to do so in a little bit, but only if my special sunset spot is absolutely deserted. Just the thought of being seen is giving me nauseating panic attacks. Now I just need to decide which fumo comes along, for there can be only one.

Awesome pictures like always, Senpai! I'll have my own adventure tomorrow when I go demand that post office releases my fumos from custody. I WONT be taking pictures of the event though.
>>9025349
All of those are good options! However, if you pick Alice, you might have to wait really long time for your fumos to arrive, seeing that she is in backorder. Which is shame, Alice needs more love!
>>9025396
Good observing!
From west parts, Seinäjoki[/spoilers]

I think I've decided on my first 3 fumos as well. I was thinking of adopting Sakuya, Patchy, and Yukari. Sakuya and Patchy know each other so they should be fine, but I'm not sure about Yukari. I really like all 3 of them though. Maybe I'll wait till I can afford a few more.

>>9025466

It is really nice to see fellow Finn here who also likes fumos. Pidä Remi lippu korkealla!!

>>9025473
Amiami has Chen in stock. A purchase you will surely not regret.

>>9025555
It's tempting of course, but I can afford 3 at the moment. Chen seems like she'd get lonely without Ran, despite my best efforts

>>9025473
I woudnt worry about Yukari, she is classy lady who can survive even without her family around!
>>9025499
Same to you, finnish friend!

>>9025588
Perhaps. I think as long as there is a bed, she'll be happy. And she could always just visit Ran and Chen using one of her gaps

This just in in Fumo Fumo News!
Durarara fumos are finally finished and ready for pre-order!
First up, Shizuo!

>>9025980
Next, Izaya!
What do you guys think? I want one, but I don't know which one.
I LOVE Shizuos' character and personality, but Izaya looks better.

>>9025980
>>9025994
They're both pretty cute, I like the colors.

Their accessories are also cool, which makes me wonder; what if the touhou fumos had accessories? Other than their hats of course

>>9026160
>Other than their hats of course.

Blasphemous

>>9026165
I don't mean instead of their hats. Just something else, along with their hats

Technically the fumo line is just touhou characters, not things by GIFT in general. I've noticed people saying this a lot. I'm not saying the other GIFT stuff isn't great too, but fumos are all touhou characters.

Finally got a new camera, now to figure out what fun things to do with Youmu.

>>9026298
Yeah, I know that as well.
What else am I supposed to call them, though?
I just call them fumos because this is a fumo thread.

>>9026311
Look through hidden, dusty, unexplored areas
Or for a more serious request, find trees, those are cool.

>>9026402
Yeah, I get ya. I've just seen other people do it too, and I think it confuses people just jumping into things. I didn't mean to be rude, and I like other plushies as well as fumos, of course.

That said, the Shizuo plush creeps me out a little. I'm not sure why. Its not that it is a guy, because I'd be fine owning a K1 plush or something, but something would just seem odd about owning him..maybe its because we're both blondes or something, I don't know.

Still think I'm going to wait until next thread to post everything I took today but have this to tide yourselves over, fumo friends.

>>9026311
Figured I should introduce her to my other fumo, Patchy, who spends all her time on my bookshelf ignoring me.
She seemed rather annoyed that I was bothering her.

>>9026551
She did offer a book before leaving though.

>>9025244
>..I think it is a bathroom.
I wish my countries public toilets were that stylish.

QUIET DOWN

I considered having my Marisa fumo close by when I played Touhou. I tend to get angry very quickly, to furious levels where I smash my keyboard and scream profanities. I think, maybe when I get mad I can just... I dunno, huggle her or something to calm me down.

Giving it a second thought, I'm afraid I might unleash my anger on her and rip off her head or something. It might go either way. Anyone else have similar experiences?

>>9026624
They'd be Yukkuri's then, wouldn't they?

>>9026639

>>9026426
FumoSempai post a picture of yourself with all of your fumos.
Pleeeaaassseeee!

>>9026426
>That said, the Shizuo plush creeps me out a little. I'm not sure why. Its not that it is a guy, because I'd be fine owning a K1 plush or something, but something would just seem odd about owning him..maybe its because we're both blondes or something, I don't know.

Yeah, and probably because he is the opposite of genital like you.
Pic related.
I would love to have him around to take pictures of him getting mad at stuff though, that would be fun.

>>9026985
>genital
*gentle

Playing some Magic with Youmu, and losing pretty bad.

Phyrexian Arena, Bloodgift Demon, Oracle of Mul Daya, and I saw her draw a Sylvan Library. I just can't keep up with that much card draw.

>>9026967
Sorry, I don't think that is such a great idea..besides, why would anyone want to see me when they can see more fumos?

>>9027040
You ARE a fumo aren't you... I knew it...

>>9027049
I was thinking the same thing too. I mean, who else could have so much fun playing with fumos? And that name, it's getting kind of suspicious.

>>9027049
>>9027056
Y-you guys..I'm only a fumo in my dreams.

>>9027064
Mmm, sure... That's what you want us to believe.

A side-note, these threads make it hard not to break bank and buy one.

Spoilered for non-fumo content.

>>9026967
Maybe when, one day, these threads are dying from lack of people or a janitor decides to persecute us or something, I'll post me and my fumo family as a last picture. For now, my hand high-fiving Cirno is the closest you'll get.

>>9027175
You have beautiful hands.

>>9027192
underage hands

I accidentally ripped my nendoroid plush sabers arm out of its socket.

>>9027192
>>9027201
Just reminded me of something.

>>>/jp/8202235

>>9027201
Underage? I'm 21!

>>9027192
I don't know if you are kidding, but thanks. I've been told that before actually. I think my hands are too thin.

>>9027211
Yikes! How did you do that? Are nendos that delicate? I was thinking of getting Aegis or Caster -Extra- eventually, if I can find em..

>>9026639

>>9027237
Their arms are supposed to move. And her arm wasn't moving so I thought I just needed to use a little more force so I did and I heard a snap and now it's dislocated and unposable

>>9027321
It's a shame she didn't come with her sheath.

I'm sorry that was terrible.

>>9027064
I already had one dream about my fumos, I can't wait 'til I have a dream where I AM a fumo...

"You have really been improving! Another one!"

And finally. I swear nothing has been travelling as far and trough so many twists and turns than this box.

"Let's get this thing open!"

C-Careful, Remi? Remember what happened last ti-

"MASTAAAAA..."
"Huh."

>>9027718
"SPAAAAAAARK!!"

"Gah-!!"

>>9027722
"Bwahaha! Eye knew I would get us out!"

"I'm pretty sure it was me who did it."

New challengers! Marisa and Cirno, in other words, extra stage of Fairy Wars!

>>9027727
"Oh hey Remilia. Whassup?"
"Hey! It's the pink vampire miss!"

"...I don't like this this."

Good that Patchouli was willing to come out from her drawer fortress for picture. She pretty much ran back right after it.

>>9027739
Oh my, your family has grown so much. I am rather jealous.

>>9027751
It has! I have gone long way from the first thread I posted on, when I only had Remi.

>>9027770
Cute pictures! Always glad to see more Marisa! I'm surprised you did the first master spark out of any of us Marisa owners. I hadn't even thought to do that.

>>9027782
"...Why I WOUDN'T Master Spark?"

And then she continues to bombard the Fortress Patchouli.

Well, we've been through a lot but the relocation process is complete. I hope the girls like our new home as much as I do.

"A true swordsman takes pride in living in harsh conditions."

"Back on the Moon, we used to hold prisoners in similar cells."

"At the very least, sunlight won't be able to damage my fair skin."

. . .

"I think it's rather comfy."

T-thank you Mokou.

>>9027739
Quite a large group you got there. Though, I'll make sure my single Marisa never has any friends arrive. She is all mine! I will not share her with another Fumo! Ever!

>>9027782
I... actually tried to do one, once, when I had Marisa in the sword pictures from earlier. I just couldn't figure a good way to do it, though. Marisa couldn't hold on to any of my flashlights.

>>9027792
Seeing Marisa this close is still cute, even though I sleep with my Marisa every night..

>>9029781
Closeup fumos are cute, no matter what.

>>9030240
Especially Chen.

>>9030240
Even murderous Sakuya?

>>9030240
I've noticed that the fumos get a large cuteness boost when their mouths are covered, especially when they do it themselves like in this one.

>>9031105
Sure! And it gets even better when you demurderize her a tad.

Maybe this one is a little more true to the original.

>>9031332
Looks like she has a thick white beard.

>>9026417
Good thing I have all these trees just sitting around.

Not my best photography tonight. I left my camera on a stupid setting where it takes two pictures, one on flash and one regular. It is really helpful for testing the waters in pictures, but it means sometimes they come out really oddly, like the ones I am about to post..

Anyway, the fumos and I had our internet go down, so we hung out and watched some rifftrax. But of course, we had to make popcorn!

>>9032481
"Eeeeh, doesn't the popcorn look like a hat?"

>>9032526
The cutest touhou.

>>9032538
"Now to dig in~"

>>9032543
One of the rifftrax (I really hate putting the x at the end of the word like that..) we watched was Batman and Robin. I can't believe I actually willingly watched this movie again, but Cirno seemed to like it..

"Tonight's forecast...a PERFECT FREEZE is coming!"

Try reading that in Arnold's voice.