/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No. not at all.

as far as playfulness goes I find the butt to be a natural extension of the tits in this category. Thus it is both good for ogling and fondling.

Americunt detected.

Worst idol.

>>8913969

one of the three yuropoors that browse /jp/ detected

>>8913975
In fact, i'm chinese.

idol butts are the devil's playground

>>8913982
Got lost on your way to /cn/?

>>8913982

Then get your ass back to making me cheap plastic goods en masse, rice goblin. You have pennies to earn!

>>8913982
>[C]hinese
Ass envy

>>8913981

ur moms pussy and butt is MY playground nerd

Best butt right here btw gaylords

>>8913991
I wish i were.

Other booties just can't stand up to dis booty

Idolm@ster? More like @ssm@ster

I want it on my face.

Sure but you have to allow farts are you man enough OP?

>>8914039

Just who the hell do you think I am?

Naoto=Makoto=Kino

>>8914108
>>tomboys = tomboys

Also dat ass.

Which idol's butt do you wanna sniff the most?

>>8914112
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nprhxc2Lxc

>>8914116

This is why you're the only tripfag I like, Clammy.

I want to sniff them all, but especially Azusa and Takane's. Also, Makoto after a workout.

>>8914092
Just so you know, Ririchiyo would never do something like fart.

These idolmasster threads quickly devolve into anus threads and then fart threads. How vulgar.

>>8914126
That's sweet, anon-kun.

Makoto's butt would smell heavenly after a nice sweaty workout. And I imagine that Azusa and Takane's meaty cheeks make their butts smell nicely after a long day.

>>8914127

I start both the butt threads and the fart threads, in case you were wondering.

The difference is that I actually am aroused by butts and anuses, but I find farts funny instead of sexually arousing. The fact that you guys can get so upset when I shop some yellow clouds around a 2d girls butt and add a caption and make you all whine brings me unending pleasure and satisfaction.

Also, why are there no good Azusa butt pictures?

>>8914151
Azusa is more of a tits kind of character I guess.

>>8914154

Butt her big juicy ASSets are going unnoticed! It's a travesty for anyone that likes big butts and cannot lie.

>>8914127
>Ririchiyo would never do something like fart.

I am sorry to inform you that everyone farts whether you like it or not.

>>8914151
>The fact that you guys can get so upset when I shop some yellow clouds around a 2d girls butt and add a caption and make you all whine brings me unending pleasure and satisfaction.
Gross.

Even it's just to aggravate people, aren't you ashamed to make those things?

What do you think Chihaya's butt smells like?

>>8914154
That's wrong, farting can be controlled by diet. What if the 2d girls I like are master race ketofags and not a stinking carbnerds? At the very least, smelly farts can be eliminated, making those gross stink clouds inappropriate.

Also, that's just the real world logic that minimizes farting. 2D girls aren't bound by the disgusting requirements of biology, unless the artist is gross and into that kind of thing.

>>8914165

I'm on /jp/, how could I ever be ashamed of anything else I do when I post on this board?

Also, I'll have you know that I'm more M than S.

>>8914183

Well, the key componenst of any well-scented booty is sweat and butthole-tang.

I think Chihaya's ass smells just a bit sharper than most, but not quite as sweaty.

>>8914199

>farting can be controlled by diet

What is the magical no-fart diet, then? Oh wait, that doesn't exist because without those fart-making components of meat, protein and fiber, you would have horrible health problems.

>>8914223
Kinda makes you want to put your nose right up against her anus and take a sniff.

>>8914245

I know exactly how you feel, buddy.

>>8914199
Eliminating smelly farts does not mean that you don't fart at all. 2D thing goes both ways though. You can't ultimately pronounce that "this character doesn't fart" just as I can't say she does. But I can say I would like if she did, and considering she's at least half human she most likely does.

>>8914215
I don't know what you're implying. /jp/ is the greatest board on the entire internet and my pride in posting here is equally great. So I try not to do anything that I know to be shameful intentionally.

>>8914243
> you would have horrible health problems.
Doesn't that mean it at least exists?
Besides, what are the fart-inducing components of protein? I'm assuming the farty part in meat is also the protein. If you ask me, smelly farts are almost exclusively caused by fermentation, so it's the fault of fiber and similar things.

You might be right about a no-fart diet being impossible, but even so, a healthy diet where there's one small fart every few days that doesn't deserve that kind of offensive stink-cloud representation shouldn't be too hard to achieve. "Everyone farts" doesn't have to mean "everyone lets lose huge, greasy farts which will suffocate you if you're within 5 feet of them."

Dirtiest butt.

Guys, guys just post idol asses talking about farting it okay since the region this thread is made for deal with that but let's not argue

some people like the smell of a sweaty ass
some people like the smell of a warm fart

both like asses because that's where those smells come from, we are all brothers but with individual taste let's embrace them together okay?

>>8914340
>warm fart

I want Ritsuko to sit on my face.

>>8914310

>my name is gaysuyobi and when i was a wee homosexual lad my daddy traumatized not by touching my peepee, but making a fort out of pillows and blankets, duct-taping all the entrances save one and reinforcing them with cinderblocks so I could not escape, and then inserted his butt into the entrance-which he called "the windtunnel"-and began farting voluminously and horrifically, staining not only his own trousers, but forcing me at a young age to breathe in such foul vapors, and causing me to lose my sense of smell and taste, having it replaced by my dad farts.
>I clawed and clawed at the walls, but papa just kept farting, and ripping them-when I tired to escape by pushing daddy out of the way, he hit me with his butt and kept farting on me
>This is why I hate farts to this day, and follow a strict non-fart component diet which consists of water, water, and vitamin pills, supplemented with a cube of processed lard for energy before I go to bed.

>>8914374

Imagine how warm and fragrant she'd be sitting down on your with those tight pantyhose, hoisting up her skirt to get comfortable against your nose and mouth

>>8914390
There's nothing better than a nice pantyhose butt. Why are pantyhose so great?

>>8914383
That isn't my name and that never happened.

Thank you for your diet recommendation, however. Maybe I should sneak some chicken breast in there and see if I can still remain apparently fart-free. There might be some sleep farts or something but checking for that would be difficult.

>>8914340

ass brothers for ly4e

>>8914383
>>sayakfartcloud.jpg

Why must she always suffer?

>>8914398

chicken is the number cause of farts in post-industrial nations, actually.

I speak from experience becaue I ate some garlic chicken earlier and now I keep farting.

>>8914374

I also know the desire to have certain girls sit on my face. ;_;

>>8914401

sayaka gets off on kyoukos farts, didn't you know?

I would do lewd things to the twin's butts.

>>8914151
Were you still considering doing the Milky Holmes fartfic? I was the one who originally asked. A Yuruyuri one is also fine.

>>8914404
Are you sure it isn't the garlic?

If you want a fart challenge, I suggest a large amount of oats.

>>8914410

I'm gonna do one once my semester finishes next week.

Also, yuruyuri is awesome. I'll probably do both now.

Keep an eye out. That night will be one HELL of a gas on /jp/.

>>8914417

I have that gas that makes you feel bloated and in pain, where it feels like you gotta shit but then all you do is fart really hard for 20 minutes into the toilet, complete with greasy, oily discharges with bits of coagulated white fat in it.

I can't be the only one that has those.

>>8914420
I love that picture so much.

>>8914429

Well, I got it from one of your threads, Clammy. I'm a big fan of quality butt threads.

>>8914427
I don't know that gas.

>>8914420
Leave the Yuruyuris and Milky Holmes alone. They are way too kawaii to fart.

>>8914438
The more kawaii they are, the more enjoyable it is to imagine them farting.

>>8914438

Oh, is that what you think, gaysurabi?

>>8914438

I have pictorial evidence straight from YY that proves otherwise.

>>8914440
>>8914441

>>8914437
I actually uploaded my butt folder to MF for a butt thread a couple days ago. I don't know if you saw it.

>>8914451

I saw it, but I didn't get a chance to download it.

Fuck!

ITT: Pinkeye

>>8914456
I fucking hate Medaka so it hurts to admit that her ass look great in that image.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06EySdC2LjQ

>>8914473

What the fuck?

>>8914473
Someone please record themselves farting.

>>8914473
I don't understand a word you are saying

>>8914469

Worth it to sniff a grade-A butt

>>8914473

Do you like the smell or not then?

Hey Clammy, can you post the link to your butt folder on MF?

>>8914509
It's in 5 parts since that's the only way I could get it on MF. If you don't mind, sure.

/r/ the dat ass folder.

>>8914517

No problem, thanks Clammy

Butts are the most erotic part of a woman

http://www.mediafire.com/?78jnm0n9abeia4v
http://www.mediafire.com/?77um9d254f1ls4l
http://www.mediafire.com/?wdj34kmhw5nkbwv
http://www.mediafire.com/?npqnf58csdouwey
http://www.mediafire.com/?gq5hytm8da0qhru

It's not organized at all, and its got some things that are either low quality or not worth being in there, but here it is. I swear, I somehow find things in this folder that I have no memory of saving, and then I wonder why the fuck I would even save them in the first place. Too lazy to go through and clean up the folder though.

>>8914536

King of /jp/ do you have enough asses?

gj

>>8914536

Thank you based Clammy, you're awesome.

Posting one of my most beloved butt-pictures as a toast to your butt collection.

DAYUM WHAT YOU BEEN EATIN KANA BECAUSE IT GONE STRAIGHT TO YO ASS GIRL

>>8914550
God damn, I've fapped to that Mitsuru picture so many times. I just looks so perfectly round and plump.

>>8914550

tre FUCKING bien

>>8914536
>>8914561

Thank you so much Clammy-your butt collection is excellent. We of the butt-loving community appreciate your hard work in archiving such a collection of booty.

Fetish evolution chart:
butt faceplanting -> sniffing butts -> farts -> scat

Where are you?

>>8914614
I've reached the rectal prolapse plateau, or "pick sock" as some call it.

>>8914614
I don't know if it works that way, I've been into butts, facesitting, and farts for as long as I can remember. But I've never been into scat.

>>8914594
Why do they even bother translating puns?

>>8914401
congrats on the marriage

Yayoi ass.

Yayoi butt?

What I would give to get a whiff of her anus.

>>8916045
Yes please.

I don't have too much Yayoi butt.

Flat chested idols are superior. The lack of a chest accentuates and draws more attention to the rear.

>>8918941
No

I have a developed an extremely strong fetish for face-sitting and asses. Can anyone recommend me some doujins or otherwise? I don't have nearly enough material to satisfy my cravings

>>8918949
Takane is my favorite

>>8918949
That is a good ass too. I have just always preferred the pear shape to hourglass.

>>8918941

I like girls with big titties and fat asses, but a big, round booty is far more important.

new art from fartstudios

>>8918958
http://exhentai.org/g/30808/d018f5b0e7/
http://exhentai.org/g/288636/594bb1be1d/
http://exhentai.org/g/332829/4b05e144f0/
http://exhentai.org/g/381885/6aec71bdea/
http://exhentai.org/g/440749/ab8ef5c108/
http://exhentai.org/g/229969/c80eb304ca/
http://exhentai.org/g/354899/2c824fd7f9/
http://exhentai.org/g/265294/e5f8e23f50/
http://exhentai.org/g/378591/dfb63ab771/
http://exhentai.org/g/480108/02b5305d2e/
http://exhentai.org/g/414996/9afff70895/

Not really much facesitting unfortunately, but these are all pretty good butt related things.

>>8919520

I noticed your butt collection has a lot of traps in it, Clammy-not that I mind, I like traps, but I didn't know you did too.

I mean, a nice booty is a nice booty. Thanks for uploading again.

>>8919554
I actually have a separate folder for traps. I just kinda end up saving things in weird places sometimes.

>>8919559

No matter-I don't mind anyway.

>>8919568
A nice trap butt and bulge can be a wonderful thing.

>>8919578

Clammy, I swear to God, you're a long lost twin of mine or something.

>>8919601
Would be cool. We could talk about butts all day or something.

>>8919619

You, me and the other buttfanatics should all have a sweaty, hot circlejerk together sometime online

>>8919803
Sounds erotic.

>>8921004
>>8919803
fags

Help me enjoy my gf's ass /jp/
There are stretch marks all over it ;_;
Man I wish her ass would grow bigger, as if it's not big enough already.

>>8919619
Delicious trap butt would rape and cum again

I want to give a trap a prostate orgasm.

>>8921012
Goddammit Inazuma 11, shit anime with delicious fanarts.

>>8921016
I've amused the idea of watching the anime, but then I remember how many episodes there are.

>>8921004
>>8921012

Clammy, you have delicious taste. I would jerk off with you any day to butts and anuses Maybe we could even play pretend together.

>>8921010

You can join in the online circle jerk

>>8921006

Aww, you know you like it. Do you wanna play with your penis with us, or is too lewd?

>>8921033
I enjoy games of pretend.

>>8921041

I-I could be Makoto for you...

>>8921051
KYA PIPIPIPIN~

Cute.

So many cute and sexy butts~

>>8921064

>>8921080
That just makes it better.

>>8921077
Abgrund so lewd and so good.

>>8921080
Funny thing, even men with lots of hormones and makeup and surgeries can barely look like decent women. Meaning that such pretty boys do not exist.

See attached image.

I also tell children that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

>>8921101

And now Saten-anon is here?

I want to suck you and Clammy's cocks. At the same time, both in my mouth rubbing together

This is the lewdest thread on /jp/

>>8921119

Good thing we don't give a fuck about the 3d world. 2d traps are gorgeous.

I wonder if ANAL FANATIC is still alive.

>>8921120
How lewd~

>/jp/

Why are butts so goddamn sexy?

>>8921166
butts yes,butt you re never gonna find a butt like dis

u dig son?

>>8921166
Nice lewd butts are a miracle of the universe.
>>8921157
Gotta love that artist.

Would you let someone stuck it in your butt, /jp/? I would.

>>8921195

I wouldn't mind if it was you, Clammy. But be gentle-I'm a virgin.

When it comes to traps, I'd go 3D.
Sorry /jp/

No worries though since I'll never get the chance to

>>8921202
I'm not a very rough person anyways.

>>8921207

Then, by all means~

>>8921208
I'd go further, but this is not really the place for it.

>>8921222
Then, by all means, please go back to whatever subhuman board you come from.

>>8921222

I know, I know~

>>8921230

>>8921233

>>8921233
Hey Clammy, nice to have you spotted in /jp/ again. Do you still contact Haato?

>>8921238

>>8921239
I talk to Haato on Steam sometimes. Why?

>>8921239
Why? All he does is posting porn here.

>>8921233
>>8921242
>>8921238

I want to be Yoshinoya's chair during class

>>8921248
I would gladly lend Yoshinoya my face so she had something to rest her butt on.

>>8921242
I miss you guys on the im@s threads. Kai is less tolerable than the two of you.

Reported for sexualizing Hidamari Sketch.

>>8921259

Why don't you report THIS nerd

>>8914310
>but even so, a healthy diet where there's one small fart every few days

You have absolutely no idea how the human body works.

>>8921263
The iM@S threads stopped being fun when those people started constantly bitching about the littlest shit. I think Haato still posts in the threads anonymously, but I haven't even really looked at them in months.

>>8921265
>>8921265
do you mind if i save this pic and use it as a wall paper

>>8921278
go right ahead, dude
it's not like i made the anime

>>8921278
I made a decent sized folder full of those. Those 1080p Hoshimittsu pics are delicious.

>>8921273
Come back, you still love im@s don't you? Also I thought the both of you are butt buddies. So cold of you to only talk to him occasionally on steam.

>>8921284

this thread has butts, traps, hidamaris and lewdness-it's like everything I love is coming together in a beautiful thread.

>>8921290
Of course I do, but I don't think it would be a good idea since I'm more than sure a shitstorm would happen. And I talk to Haato whenever I have something interesting to say. Don't wanna be the guy that just goes on and on about stupid shit.

>>8921293
And the tripfag circlejerking?

>>8921305
Where else would you find such a dedicated fanbase for im@s though? And I don't know man, you could be his Haruka and he could be your Chihaya. Or the other way round.

>>8921320
How would that work?

>>8921233
>>8921239
>>8921242
>>8921263
>>8921273
>>8921290
>>8921305
>>8921320
>>8921326
stop with this shit already

>>8921326
Start off by stalking him.

>>8921327
yeah, it's 400%+ more faggy than anyone could accuse people liking traps of being

>>8921355
I'm not much of a stalker type. This kinda of conversation doesn't really belong here though.

I still don't get why tripcancer from every board is attracted to /jp/ like flies to... oh.

>>8921368
I know.

>>8921368
Do you think porn belongs here?

>>8921368
That artist draws such lewd butts and "traps"
..And strange nipples.

Idol butts are pretty hot.

>>8921394
I don't really like the nipples.