/jp/ - Otaku Culture

heinkeks lost

Watamates are ruining these threads confirmed.

Image bros...

*starts twerking*

Where are all the posters?

I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!

ritualshitters doko?

>>43402284
>ruining
running*

no streams, enjoy, shitflinging etc

>>43402309
bots haven't realized there's a new thread yet

>>43402309
This is a late thread

>>43402320
Early thread*

Sora Love!

Did Greenigger fail to snipe? Random hololive threads minutes after the last thread died keep appearing.

>>43402343
No it's because this is an early thread

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

>>43402343
>i-it's my boogeyman I swear
You lost any credibility already.

pekoーら愛してる
100万回愛してる！！！！

Tsunowaki!

Stop being retarded and just use this thread

so why did Kanata cry?

Canon
Eternal
Status quo

[TOWA COLLAB]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7iTgdXBjF0

you have no idea how retarded i am

>Everyone else answer pink
>Suityan answer sakura

きｔらあああ

MY doggy loves ME

MICOMET LOVE

This is an early thread, delete it too.

>>43402476
Jesas. I know it can happen any time but I'm very glad I haven't been forced to sit through a M*ri collab yet.

>>43402515

>>43402520
As long as it isn't a shart OP then nobody cares.

>>43402500
You didn't even watch the stream jackass

>>43402476
I don't know why, but the fact that she actually wrote TOWA COLLAB is extremely funny to me

>>43402522

>>43402520
cope

>>43402528
>50 minutes old thread
>40 replies
It seems in fact everyone cares but as always we are subject to the moderation team, I don't want to hear you cry later about it.

you have no idea how retarded i am

Daaaatte boku wa hoshi dakaraaaaa~

I was watching that Vtuberfes 2023, and when hoostars showed up absolutely nobody cared. It was pretty funny after the crowd cheering for everyone else

>>43402569
The only time I "cry" is when the mods pointlessly delete active threads to adhere to literal seconds. The fact that you want the only active thread deleted is retarded.

man the fauna kroni asmr was so nice

I do hope Kanata is suffering right now.

PekoMari Love
PekoAzu Love

>>43402592

im taking a break from everything until kanata is in her right state of mind. goodbye

>>43402599
When has Kanata ever been in her right state of mind?

>>43402569
>literally nothing to talk about
>"uh guh look at how little replies there are"

>>43402599
Don't come back

あくたんかわいい大好き

Dead fad
Dead thread

>>43402602

>>43402612

>>43402611
tie up aqua
long term abandonment play

miComet, akushio, and icarus jet coaster had a triple date

*Enjoys a meal with Wamy*

>>43402616

>>43402637

Lunaito ritualposter doko?

i want more holos to play old western games like kotor, deus ex, elder scrolls, thief, vtmb, age of empires, fallout, diablo, neverwinter nights, system shock etc.

Miko kitaaaaaaaaa https://youtu.be/9RZYi5VGwfI

>>43402647
Ritualpostes know is the wrong thread.

>>43402649
Most of them probably don't even work properly on a win 11 machine, or have japanese versions

>p4g

>>43402649
garbage taste

>>43402649
exquisite taste

>>43402665
let me guess, your favourite game is apex legends

>>43402649
>deus ex
>fallout
>system shock
Asian are not into games that criticize society and have more depth than saving the princess.

>>43402635
Yeah, really happy to hear about that.
Also, Towa thinks that Aqua and Suisei were eating while she was streaming in Aqua's house...

A shame that Botan wasn't there too

>fauna even plays kalimba now
Lamy................

>>43402598
https://files.catbox.moe/8yi5dt.mp4

>anon... what are you doing???

I NEED A CHILL LAMY STREAM WHERE SHE JUST TALKS TO ME

>>43402695
I'm ordering food. Also, who are you and why are you in my house?

>>43402694
Thanks for the clip, was gonna do it myself if i didn't find one.

I want more holos to play old western games like Pong, Breakout, and Asteroids

I have a strong desire to fuck Fubuki

>>43402710
I remember someone asking earlier but I wasn't at my pc to do it

>>43402720
that was me. lol

MARINE DID WHAT!?

>>43402726
Spotted a greasy stalker outside cover offices and sucked him off

>>43402705
>you dragged me in here and put cuffs on don't try to gaslight me

>>43402726
She looks done with life.

This fucking brat

>>43402609
this is home, of course there's a return date

>>43402735
Is this blackmail? I don't consent to your rapeplay fantasies. Please leave before the delivery boy arrives and he gets the wrong impression.

>>43402773
https://www.instagram.com/p/CoEVZYYLRJa/

>playing a yuro game during burger hours
what did sheep mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBmg3rcpwGY

This group is too noisy

>>43402825
Lamy is not noisy, she's annoying

>>43402695
Sit down luna, watch me make your city better

Should I keep this image or delete it

>>43402858
delete sakamata keep lamy

I want old Lamy back

https://twitter.com/ajisio_aji_NSFW/status/1653325582820847616

Bakamatard...
https://twitter.com/napachat555/status/1654096931180904451?s=20

I prefer giant tits to have clipping rather than collision physics, because if the vtuber doesn't actually have tits that big, they'll obviously move their arms as if they don't have big tits, causing the tits to bounce around bouncy balls on rubber bands. That obviously looks terrible and unrealistic.
It's fine for ones like Noel where their tits match the model size because they don't bat their tits around all the time

>>43402767
Why did she think about breasts instantly ?

https://litter.catbox.moe/ghpsif.jpeg

>>43402888
Because she's a gross coomer

>>43402767
I would have said "yes, at video games"

>fmhk

>>43402904
That wouldn't have made any sense in japanese

>>43402911
Do I look like I know Japanese?

>>43402919
Why are they looking at me

>>43402924
>on /jp/
>doesnt know japanese
nahone

>>43402924
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, rather than judge based on appearance alone

I think koyo's 24 hour stream is staged, staged in that she precorded most of it and then was actually asleep

>>43402845
This is false. Nna city was a utopia

>>43402947
staying up for 24 hours is not that big a feat for some people, anonnui.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MUuVQjF5g

My daughter

>>43402974
ugly

>>43402978
but enough about anon

Haachama isn't coming back is she?

HAACHAMA IS PREGNANT

>>43402978
Just like Towa inside.

>>43402898
Cute maiden
Fixed

>>43402990
Yeah, with me

>>43403011
Awful

>>43402974
Gross

>>43403015
I fapped to Haachama vomit stream…

>>43403011
that is some awful art

My daughter Chama is 16 years old and I will teach her how to kiss in the mouth

https://files.catbox.moe/8jiq75.mp4

>>43403035
why didn't you teach her earlier

>>43403043
why are you spamming garbage art?

>>43403057
It's not remotely bad enough for what this place deserves, hlg deserves AI art.

>>43403064
i think you need to stop coming here so much, youre turning into a schizo.

Lesbian holo when?

>>43402649
lmao what an awful list of games. they're japanese women pretending to be anime characters, not autistic neckbeards.

>>43403076

>>43402649
we can all dream, but that's never happening.

*chokes your oshi in a subway train*

JRPGs are and will always be superior to western garbage

>finals this week
>probably not going to pass
>won't be able to graduate
What am I going to do?

>>43403127
become a loser neet and just live a comfy life of no worries

>>43403127
underagechama...

>>43403127
Try again next year

>>43403129
I've lived that life, and I felt miserable after 2 years
>>43403139
>>43403140
But I'm 27...

>>43403144
>I've lived that life, and I felt miserable after 2 years
its not for everyone, ive been living it for over 6 years
living that life you will only be happy if youre not materialistic and youre content with simple things

It sure is weird that laplus skipped out on koyori's stream meanwhile she and her melty kiss friends are in Sapporo right now. That one EoP shitposter has really done a good job on his damage control over this incident.

>>43403156
NTA but does your country have neetbucks or do your parents/family pay for your expenses?

>>43403156
To make it clear, the part that made me miserable was needing to rely on others. If I could maintain a space of my own with enough funds to enjoy my hobbies, I'd be happy with being a NEET. I don't have any grand desire to be a contributing member of society, I just want to be able to enjoy the things I enjoy.

>>43403157
You've spent all day writing this fanfic, havnt you?

>>43403161
>>43403168
hi mydarkness643

>>43403165
i have bpd, so im living off of benefits
>>43403167
yeah, i would love to have my own place someday, because i need personal space, want to adpot a cat and i hate renting with other people

>>43403179
I like Holo Alters

god the eop cuckmate sure loves ad hominem. Its actually sad how much he loves the whore who skipped out on another holo event to spend time with her melty kiss friends. We should have a kanji captcha to get rid of these retards

/melty kiss/i
/milkiss/i

>>43403183
Same. That Peko-Alter image is my favourite

imagine being such a desperate cuck that you don't tag the post you are replying to.

Roboco's salamander feet...

Be gone, Pennywise

>>43403064
This thread deserves AI Matsuri because we're so great

>>43403203
i will start soon, i promise, korosan!

>>43403208
STFU with your fucking rats you fucking /jp retard just browse /vt/ like the rest of us.

Good morning, I'm tearing up.
I must have fallen asleep before I knew it.
The cake I had lined up on my computer desk was crushed on the floor.
The grease from the bag of chicken is soaking into the desk, and the cold fat has turned white and hardened.
My cheeks are twitching from lying on my desk when I fell asleep, probably from the bird fat.
The holojournal shows no increase in Pekora's frame.
I guess there haven't been any guerrillas since I fell asleep.
I'm going to go clean up the shortcake on the floor and throw it away.
I'm hungry, so maybe I'll just eat the chicken in the crockpot.
But I'm having a mixture of cool emotions that I'm not sure about, like, "That's not so disgusting, I should just throw it away.
Let's clean up quickly, take a shower, and look for another Christmas cake we can get our hands on now, I say to myself.
The cake I had Peco illustrate for me is smashed on the floor, but a cake from a convenience store or supermarket would be fine, right?
As long as I can blow out the candles while giggling and saying Merry Christmas with the chief, that's fine, right?
Oh no, no, no...that's all I wanted.
I just wanted to say one word, "Merry Christmas" to Peko at night.
Was that too much to hope for? Was it too much for my stature?
Every time the chief talked about Christmas in his delivery, I thought it would be a normal night, so I made my boss stamp a request for pay, saying I'd take the night off even if I had to.
I heard that his colleagues around him laughed at him behind his back, saying, "You don't have a girlfriend, do you? I would take the day off and order a cake in advance, knowing that my co-workers would laugh at me behind my back.
I put ornaments around my desk and decorated my desk-top tree with Chou's ackee and made Chou my desktop wallpaper so I could post it on Twitter later.
And then the "ninnin" (long ninnin) would ring, and the "Peko Rap" would play, and I'd think to myself, "What the heck is Peko and his friends doing on Christmas?
But I'm glad you opened Christmas for us, Peko! Fafa fafa!
She smiles at me, blowing away my worries and making me smile, even while acting a little uncomfortable.
I wanted to spend Christmas Eve with Pekora like that, even if it was only for an hour.
That's all I wanted.
No use, I can only feel regret even though I'm writing in a rambling manner.
I can't even dry my tears.
I'm going to clean the floor and take a bath.
Sorry for the long post.

>>43403218
You're more ambitious than me...

>>43403064
how long until AI will be indistinguishable to real art?
it's at least fap worthy so far

>>43403224
Yeah, I will never post on /vt/ you fucking retard. Go back to your reddit board.

>>43403199
This one?

It's arguing with itself again

you are such fucking loser elitists. this is why no one here like you

>>43403183
enemy should appear more often

>>43403233
the trick is to make it indistinguishably bad

>>43403261
Not my fault you have shit taste. Go back to your ENshit board, plebian.

>>43403267
basado

>>43403267
stop falseflagging with my second jp holo oshi.. you are such a loser lapschizo

Nye

>>43403282
>jp holo
theyre all japanese, you dont need to say jp
youre welcome, anon

https://exhentai.org/g/2543062/2d886ba8de/
dozo

>>43403282

Thread so dead that the threadshitters simulated argument is being posted with no interruptions

>JP is way better than en
>EN is a failure
>checks the numbers
>Gura is still the most subscribed vtuber
Yeah I will stick with Gura

>>43403291
my oshi, gura, isn't japanese

oh wow.. really should whore herself out while she's still good

My onaholes

Jeremy is a faggot

>>43403307
too small

>>43403267
Based

Alright who uploaded Rotten_orange getting fucked to exhentai?

>>43403296
He gets paid in discord nitro to be like this

>>43403318
>he doesnt use filters on exhentai
ngmi

>>43403297
>>43403161
>>43402813
>>43402773
Leech

i'll be 33 in a little over a week
never had sex with a Japanese woman
never had sex with any woman ;]

its ok

>>43403330
https://streamable.com/k7o5na
jay busted a fat nut inside gura. now go back

>>43403330
I remember when my /jp/ friend who was 16 at the time had sex for the first time meanwhile I was twice his age and had never had sex

>>43403315

>>43403335
sex is overrated

>>43403330
Just go buy a whore geez

>>43403341
where can I find a cute Japanese whore in the midwest?

>>43403343
Probably Seattle

>>43403343
The Japanese restaurant

>>43403346
that isn't the midwest that is called subhuman country

>>43403127
become aqua

>>43403352
Being human is overrated. My oshi is a cat.

>>43403343
Just look up massage palors

Outfits holos will never wear again

>>43403335
my internet friend who was a couple years younger than me lost his v card on some cruise and we all thought he was a liar
he got really into drugs after that and i kinda regret it to this day

Ina is so fucking bad at Mario, holy shit

>>43403375

>>43403394
Bae was even more hopeless than her somehow and Towa was only marginally better.
Team F is going to be pure comedy gold.

>>43403339

>>43403412
Towa is the only member who can save them. What will she do???

Kanata's mom is disowning her for being a lesbian right?

[TOWA COLLAB]

Heckin bebber

>>43403394
Meanwhile mommy is a competent gaymer

>>43403438
She's pretty bad too, just not completely and utterly hopeless.

You all have AZKi in your top 10 since the geoguessr arc right?

>>43403432
I loved that collab

https://twitter.com/geeknnml/status/1653636011937910787?s=20
how can pekora compete?

Sayuri discovered Kanata's profession and is threatening to doxx her unless she settles in with a man and reproduces, or pays back all the sex she owes to heimin

>>43403457
No way would I let my child near my Lap plushie. She's mine.

https://twitter.com/NamelessThree/status/1653970897089499136
douzo

/mommy/i

stop lusting after miosha

>>43403294
>r*i
cringe

>>43403289
hello dude

>watame morning stream
What the fuck

The death of the yuckymin

>>43403310
Chloe's unwashed manko on my face
Kanata on my cock as my onahole

rimjob holo when?

>>43403376
Mini-shorts are the best

why is hololive no longer fun? where did the magic go?

>Final Fantasy got woke
So which JPRG series should I move to?

>>>/v/

>>43403457
There was a vid on twitter of a guy filming his daughter and she was pouting because they took away her Peko plush.

>>36251614
Didn't Shiina give some guy a rimjob?

>>43403568
Yeah, me
what the fuck do Nijis talk about that her giving a rimjobcame up?

>>43403527
huh?

gather round abd let me tell you tale of towawa tokoshit

>>43403547
Disgaea

>>43403547
>Believing /v/ shitposts
Anon...get the fuck off this board.

LAMY IS TOO LOUD

>>43403595
No that was a roommate leak I believe

now yowa
towa planted all the apple trees in... the united States
towa but towa

towa

fuck off /v/ermin

>>43403629
Ah... that's still weird...

Towa also pl culled all the Snakes in Ireland

if Lamy tits are so big why hasn't she showed them to me yet
https://youtu.be/uxn8liypWbU

now that the dust has settled how did you feel about konkoyo24?

>>43403648
fun thing that Koyori definitely had brewing for a while. probably the best thing from 2023's GW

>>43403648
mikorone set a standard so i have to say its not as good as that

>>43403648
I pretty much only watched the part with my oshi, which was fun, even if it kinda proved she's dumb

>>43403648
Was okay. If she never did it again I wouldn't mind though. Feels too much like an ego thing when it's just one person's idea and focus

>>43403648
Shion cheated on the quiz

>>43403648
laplus should kill herself

Lamy was fucking ugly in middle school

>>43403648
Fine, I skipped the ENs parts.

>>43403648
she should find someone else to co-host next time

>>43403648
Too many long breaks which killed the pacing and felt like padding what was a 12h experience out to 24h. Not enough variety. Not enough 3D.
A valiant and impressive effort but not one I was repeated anytime soon

>>43403676
Calm down, sis

>>43403648
It had Koyori in it so very shit.

>>43403648
Didn't watch. Her voice filters the fuck out of me

Why is Ina trying to speedrun the tutorial stage?
That won't help her become better... Just grind the Hard Roulette thing

>>43403648
I only got to watch the EN part live (Ina, which was fun, and the awkward ass fuck Gura section) because of work... I'll watch some of the other segments when I have time though

>>43403733
kys

>>43403733
I agree with anon kys

>>43403747
>>43403754
I'm sorry I'm not a NEET that lives with their mom I guess?
I got home during that part so I put it on for a while, then I showered and went to bed, woke up, went shopping and did some chores, and then went back to work during which the stream ended.

>>43403747
>>43403754
What if he doesn't want to kiss his sister?

>>43403768
Sorry, didn't know your mom is dead. kys

>>43403768
>im not a NEET
>leaves home without showering
Try to be more consistent in your creative writing

Need Mio wife

>>43403782
My mom is alive and has sex on the regular like a normal person, ie not you.

>>43403784
Who showers before buying groceries? Are you so desperate to lose your virginity you groom yourself for a trip down the supermarket in hope someone noticed you?

>>43403787
>my mom fucks
Zoomers... what are you even doing

>>43403785
You don't "need" a Mio wife. You "want" a Mio wife.

Kanata should graduate stupid bitch.


Hemin lost

Holos with no nose?

>>43403798
Stinky loser lol

>>43403802
Kanata please

Sleepy sexrrat on Ina's stream

Enter Rat in Ina (boy)'s stream.

>>43403787
Seeing how trashy you are. Of course, she's desperate for a new child.

>hating EN when 65% of hololive revenue are from them
Lmao JP sad XD

>>43403812
>>43403814
No one asked diet coke drinkers

It's Asian Pacific American Heritage Month!

>cries no one likes EN
>spams and shits himself
>calls his discord buddies for an ineffective raid
>pathetic 0.2 PPM "discussion" takes place
>WE WON, GURA WON
>regular users enter thread to watch hololive
>repeat

https://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/24152288/
>simp who gave all his money away to streamers tried to burn down his apartment and die in it
Which holo has simps like this?

>>43403831
You're a minority bro. Most(all) people here enjoy EN streams too.

Bae doesn't speak sense

>>43403648
Lazy coyote needs to stream more

>mioposter finally stopped
Don't believe the lies

>>43403827
I did.

>miserable attempt at gaslighting people into thinking anyone cares about EN

Posting meme survey

JPs graduations #1235 (Kanata)

ENs graduations #1

JPcel lost

>>43403851
It works, just like how Faumom is already part of this thread :)

>Bae went to buy Super Mario T-shirts with Towa

Towa watched the Mario movie with Bae and then they both went and bought matching Mario t-shirts together...

At least the sharts got their biweekly stream from the shark tonight.

>>43403851
>Only 5% watch the homos
I refuse to believe that many anons have left the thread

>>43403648
She needed something to replace all the down time, either do shit herself and have a manager handling the background stuff or have holos ready to come cover for her

>>43403874
Anon... it's 3.2%, 5 people total...

I want to see Twapi in a Super Mario t-shirt...

Hehehehehehe
https://youtu.be/GKhlado9gpg?t=3120

>>43403802
hop on my dick, Kanatan

>>43403882
What happened?

>a sharty rat is closer to Towasama than any of her genmates
Sad!

>>43403862
I was on the ENvaders side until you attacked my poor Kanata. Now you will witness hell, fiend.

>>43403882
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

>>43403882
Hehehe

Gura bros, is this true?

>>43403882
I watched a clip about the funny moment at the start with the bugged game, but the clipper also included that part at the end, felt wrong, at least make a separate clip.

Hermitcraft holo when?

>>43403882
Otakmori must do a clip, he is back

>kanata yab yesterday
>yonkisei all do morning/noon stream today
t-that's not how it works... you're supposed to collab together as a camouflage...

It's Children's Day in japan today, you know what to do.

>>43403942
>called herself whore
I can't deny

>>43403874
what do you mean? most are still here, we just gradually hate homos because of how homoshitfarts behaved

>manage to get to the bus stop on a rainy day
>see this
what do

https://youtu.be/AnURnNylm1w

Cope JPcel

>>43404010
me on the left

Total JPcel annihilation
https://youtu.be/yqlJcjo_00g

i miss koyori

>>43404018
She's meeting her quarterly streaming quota?

>>43403996
wake up

Why is she such a bitch?
https://files.catbox.moe/qb424l.webm

Hey 35p, what the fuck is wrong with your oshi?
https://files.catbox.moe/tx12dv.webm

https://files.catbox.moe/nja4kw.webm

>>43403882
>>43404024
Crying bitch

>gura stream
i now understand ayamefags.....

https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1654265900952870912

*funny.webm*

>>43404043
>not nayutasub

Gura board Gura thread
https://youtu.be/yqlJcjo_00g
https://youtu.be/yqlJcjo_00g
https://youtu.be/yqlJcjo_00g
https://youtu.be/yqlJcjo_00g

damn, mio is really hot

>>43403487
she wants us to lust after her

>>43404063
She should buy a fan.

<10k rumao rumao roru

>>43403996
Continue driving bus without stopping

>>43404049
Nothing on it so she seems to be in a good moodso far. Maybe the cure to sadness is adopting a woman-child daughter who appreciates the stuff you do?

>>43404076
>Ayamemom
>Aquamom
but where's Shionyomama?

>>43404068
ummm, what are those bumps on her chest?

>>43404086
>Maybe the cure to sadness is adopting a woman-child daughter
daughter-wife*
>who appreciates the stuff you do?
isnt this what anybody wants

>>43404043
>I want to play with my aZki bean at night
hmm?

yep, it's meltdown hours

>>43404097
AZKi masturbation livestream IKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>43404094
Ayame has miomama
Aqua has lamy, marine, Noel
Lap has Lui
Nobody wants the duck
Any other holomom-womanchild dynamics?

>>43404105
thinking of akutan

>open thread
>see an awful thread
>check the schedule
>both the greenshit and the shark girl are streaming
>close thread

https://www.youtube.com/live/AhjLkenQsNs?feature=share
We're officially in the dark souls arc?

WHY EVERY SINGLE GURA STREAM IS PAYWALLED

https://youtu.be/3PU-6dzu-wA
It's not Sio level but their home 3D is getting much better than ours....
I remember watching Hoshikawa one like 1 or 2 years ago and it was as bad as ours at the time

>>43404129
thread is not that bad all things considered. they're busy defending EN's shitty number on /vt/.

>>43404137
I don't like it, looks like a weird muppet

why are zoomer lesbian girls in japan cute beyond belief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jtHTfsHTas

YUCKYMEN DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY

YUCKYMEN DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY

YUCKYMEN DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY

YUCKYMEN DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY

YUCKYMEN DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY

>>43404156
try me, bitch

>>43404076
This pic is old, Mio looks older for sure now, she probably got some gray hair strands

who are the members of ichimin's clique

*cocks gun*

>>43404142
Kek

Risu, show yourself

Rough night huh?