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Hag thread

>> No.31863453

>>31861760
How is she so old?

>> No.31870990

Why do people keep saying she's a hag? There are like more than 7 holos older than her but they are rarely mentioned

>> No.31871164
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did someone say hag?

>> No.31871348
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>> No.31871471

>>31871164
HAG LOVE

>> No.31872407

>>31870990
I only know about her and korone

>> No.31874275
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love my hags

>> No.31874351

>>31870990
I have not seen pictures of those but have seen pictures of the ogre. itsogre

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>>31871164
Add Fubuki in there and we have the GAMERS hags with Okayu being the hag whisperer.

>> No.31874841
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HAG LOVE

>> No.31874871

>>31871164
Miosha is the most attractive hag irl, but to be fair I wouldn't mind dating any of them

>> No.31882366
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The funny boomer dance...

>> No.31882506

>>31874871
i bet you wouldnt you ugly fat cunt

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>>31882506
I wouldn't and I'm hotter than anyone else here and that's a fact.


Anyways, you got my hopes up when I saw you were playing Prey adidas lion and then it went tumbling down when it was the new one. You disappoint me you boomer hag.
I'll forgive you just because you mentioned System Shock though

HAG LOVE

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I wanna be stepped on by this hag

>> No.31884943

>>31861760

>oldest holos end up being the cutest

how?

>> No.31885628

>>31874871
Is she? I dodged her dox so far since I didn't want to break the illusion

>> No.31886089

>>31874871
>>31885628
My interest has been piqued

>> No.31888481
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>>31874871
I want to bone Mio no matter what she looks like because the thought of seeing what she's like during orgasm despite being normally reserved and slightly awkward gets me diamonds. The age difference just makes me harder. I think her personality might have given me a fetish for shy MILFS.

>> No.31891838

>>31870990
Who is the oldest Holo? Ayame? She's in her 50s if I remember right

>> No.31892446

>>31891838
Mamatsuri

>> No.31894867

>>31891808
Based.

>> No.31895062

>>31891808
She'll throw up again anon

>> No.31895110

>>31885628
>>31886089
>>31891808
https://files.catbox.moe/x49dyj.JPG

>> No.31895333

>>31895062
I wish, imagine the sight of her spitting our her puke mixed with your jizz after you went balls deep down her throat.
>>31895110
hot

>> No.31895556

>>31895110
for some reason she looks exactly like one would expect

>> No.31895676

>>31861760
>>31882846
botan seems like the type of person that can easily make you love her, by knowing exactly when to act cool and aloof, and when to act warm and sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJdasAH0PpI

>> No.31918419 [DELETED] 

>>31861760
But she young

>> No.31927536
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>> No.31928857

>>31927536
Somehow I don't think that one is going to make it to a review.

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>>31928857
You underestimate how much coco doesn't give a fuck. She literally ended Chink branch to get the heat off Haato.

>> No.31945775

>>31930940
But that was to help someone. This one references their real forms.

>> No.31945953

>>31945775
It really depends on if the person being meme'd would mind or not. Mio was ok with coco making fun of the fact that she puked onstream multiple times. Marine and Polka probably wouldn't give a shit about this specific meme but I'm not sure how the others would feel about it.

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>>31927536
i fucking LOVE this image
and i fucking LOVE hags too

>> No.31946687
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>>31946522
Why is this middle aged woman so fucking SEX?

>> No.31947022
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>>31946687
it's the AUDACITY of an OLD LADY acting cute and young on camera

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>>31947022
This wolf MILF is literally perfect.

>> No.31950386

>>31884943
experience

>> No.31954773

>>31946687
i wanna sex her

>> No.31954922
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>>31954773
Get in line.

>> No.31956467

>>31861760
Botan is my favorite

>> No.31958374

>>31956467
based botanchad

>> No.31958575

>>31956467
Post guns

>> No.31967064

>>31956467
Do the Ruskies know about her roommate?

>> No.31975005

>>31967064
f*ck ruskies

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>>31958575

>> No.31977749

Gamer lion love. Being a hag just gives her more charm

>> No.31978650
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>>31947022
>Making Mio act 20 during sex.

>> No.31978843

>>31927536
We really have entered the last days of Hololive when you can't have a normal discussion without roommate shit. Damn I fucking hate /v/ tourists.

>> No.31978875
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>>31978650
>making mio awoo in a cutsey voice while doing her mature pussy doggystyle like two animals in heat

>> No.31978935

DOGGYSTYLE HAG MIO AWOOING WHEN YOU PLUNGE HER ASS AND BREAKS THE BED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-xMHWJUHk

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>>31978935
Please anon, my imagination can't handle this...

>> No.31979467

>>31978843
i liked the random turning point where posting roommates was no longer a bannable offense not that i care at all because doxing and the reactions are funny

>> No.31979646

>>31978843
>>31979467
This is a thread for posting your appreciation of "experienced" and "mature" vtubers. Kindly do so or GTFO.

>> No.31979906

>>31979646
I'll do whatever I want, eop tourist.

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>>31979646
my condolences

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It’s literally impossible for Flare to not be smoking hot

>> No.31980039

>>31980012
Is flare a confirmed MILF? She's probably the holo I know the least about.

>> No.31980183

>>31980039
Everyone says she’s around 31-32, but there are no images of her face as far as I can tell. Probably one of the least doxxable holos

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>>31980183
She and Mio sounds way more mature than the other holos. And I mean that in a literal sense not as a sexual double entendre.

>> No.31980314

>>31977436

>> No.31980338

>>31967064
Explain further

>> No.31980379

>>31980338
Anon....are you stupid? Literally the entire thread spells it out.

>> No.31981084

why do people call botan a ogre? she can't be that ugly

>> No.31981187

>>31954922
I'll give fumihiko a pass for this one

>> No.31981840

>>31980039
She has called Noel younger and I don't think she did as roleplaying as an elf. Flare doesn't really larp that much.

>> No.31981931
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>>31981840
>Noel is a cradle robber
Hot

>> No.31982877

>>31980379
>Anon....are you stupid?
Yes
Explain it for me, please.

>> No.31982921
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Botan lucked out with her NY outfit

>> No.31983709

>>31982877
Anon was asking if the russians know that botan is the oldest hololiver.

>> No.31983808

>>31983709
Not Russian, but babushka Botan is one of my top 5 holos.

>> No.31983848

>>31956467
how much have you donated? that will be the deciding factor

>> No.31983906

>>31981084
I want to see botans real face.

>> No.31984125

>>31983906
Type "Here we see a wild Shishiro Botan" in the youtube search bar.

>> No.31984249

>>31984125
shitbag, I was expecting porn

>> No.31984442

>>31984125
I dont understand how she looked younger and healthier 3 years ago when she was doxxed as L*** than 7 years ago as just herself on that podcast.
I assume she was just a fat slob taking zero care of herself, but the difference is ridiculous. She'd probably look great if she was actually fit.

>> No.31984673

>>31984442
it was a good photo, that may very well have been edited too
if she looked like an ogre 7 years ago, imagine how she ACTUALLY looks today...

>> No.31984935

>>31984673
If she stopped eating like a pig and slimmed down, she probably looks much better.
If she didnt, probably about the same.
>good photo
>edited
Impossible to edit that grainy as shit, flip phone quality photo in a way that wouldnt be immediately obvious.
She still looks 30 and its a low angle, but she looked way better there than she looked 5 years earlier.

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I literally only care about one single thing regarding hololive.

And that is:
I don't want any jews to work there or profit from it.
That's all I care about. That literally is all I care about. I want them to be japanese and I want them to get the profits, not some fucking Scheissberg manager or producer again.

I don't give a FUCK about any of their ages, how many miles of dick that went through their cunts, or what they do with the earnings.

I just don't want to turn into a fly on the wall and see a molten faced, goblin eard, 6 Nosed, fucking jew or jew mischling in the corner or at the editing table or anywhere else, getting money from this because the nips are too jew blind and think 'it's cool' or 'western'.

>> No.31985342

>>31984673
she is lost majority of her weight and is pretty healthy. I wouldn't call her fat in any sense of the word. Similar situation with Korone.

>> No.31985383

>>31985311
meds poltard

>> No.31985417 [DELETED] 

>>31985383
I have no condition that requires medication.

>> No.31985447

>>31985311
take your meds

>> No.31985507 [DELETED] 

>>31985447
No reason to take meds, what I wrote is completely valiant, good, positive and appropriate.

>> No.31985746

>>31981931
Isn't Flare like 200? Practically a baby. Noel is sick.

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>>31985746
I meant flare.

>> No.31986530

>>31984125
not bad. more or less what I expected. would definitely marry.

>> No.31988236

>>31861760
>>31871164
Mio's Twitter account has been banned in the purge
https://twitter.com/ookamimio

It's over for Hags, /jp/

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>>31988236
It's over.

>> No.31988351

>>31988236
>>31988268
DORSEY YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOG, YOU FUCKED WITH MY OSHI. YOU WENT TOO FAR. NOW I KNOW HOW TRUMP SUPPORTERS FEEL. MY RAGE CAN'T BE CONTAINED.

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>>31956467
same

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>>31988268
Fuck did she do, say nigger on stream?

>> No.31988825

How old are Botan, Mio, and Korone?

>> No.31988978

>>31988268
Will she graduate???

>> No.31989023

>>31988268
What one has to do to be banned on Twitter? It's not like she she tweeted anything out of normal

>> No.31989138

>>31989023
This isn't the first time she got banned. She got banned during the her christmas singing relay streams for retweeting the other members their stream announcements too fast.
>this actually happened
>>31988825
Botan, late thirties. Korone and mio, mid thirties.

>> No.31989259

>>31982921
That outfit is pure sex, Yagoo trying to gonna give the russians a hag fetish.

>> No.31989347 [DELETED] 

>>31871164
How old is Mio's roommate?
Hags are the best

>> No.31989396

>>31984125
Eh, seems about average for an 11.

Id date

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>>31989259
Did anyone else get an uncontrollable craving for hag? Is this normal? What's yagoo's endgame? Why would he do this to me and other people. It feels wrong but also so good.

>> No.31989471

>>31989416
Face facts. It's because we're getting old. I for one am 27 and I'm sure most others on /jp/ are late-20s to early/mid 30s.

>> No.31989501

>>31989416
>ever feeling shame for any reason what so ever

ok faggot

>> No.31989570

>>31988268
what's funny is that she posted two pictures of the relay and she got suspended
how the hell does this shit work

>> No.31989588

>>31985897
flare isnt a hag

>> No.31989590

>>31989570
Jack hates 2.5d women

>> No.31989606

>>31989471
for myself who is in the same age bracket abrupt transition from lifetime lolicon to hag lover is giving me a bit of a backlash. But despite that I am happy that I finally seen the light.

HAG LOVE

>> No.31989633

>>31989588
Yes she is.

>> No.31989634

>>31891838
Isn't oldest Botan, then Korone? Do you think that Ayame is chasing boyfriends like in heat at age of 57?

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>>31989633
nah she isnt. flare's pretty mid range young

>> No.31989669

>>31989658
She is similar in age to Rushia

>> No.31989681

>>31989634
Yea, Ayame preys on the young

>> No.31989695

>>31989669
rushia isnt a hag either

>> No.31989724

>>31891838
Why the fuck would cover hire a woman in her 50s to be a vtuber??

I doubt there's any woman that old who can stream and play vidya

>> No.31989730

>>31989695
She is one of the oldest holos

>> No.31989751

>>31989606
the next step is becoming a lolibaba lover

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>>31989730
anon i think we need to stop thinking that for roommates...

>> No.31989781

>>31989724
don't fall for the bait

>> No.31989801

>>31989471
Anon, I'm 23. Kawakami from persona 5 was the first hag I got attracted too but at first I thought nothing about it because she's a 2D character. Then I found out about mio and korone's age and I realized I legit have a thing for shy women that are way older than me. I'm seriously considering looking for older women on hook up apps but still feel weird about it.

>> No.31989911

>>31989801
your awakening as a ntr bad guy has begun,

>> No.31990288

>>31989801
I'm 90% sure there's some mental/familial issues at play for why I like older women. Also why I probably really like Mio now that I've been watching her streams more and more.

>> No.31990429

>>31989801
You're in luck anon, Japs consider most girls over 25 as christmas cakes and won't touch them. Fly to Japan and make Abe proud.

>> No.31990440

Why holos are legit old hags? I know botan, mio, and korone, but who else?

>> No.31990508 [DELETED] 

>>31990440
Why -> which
Fuck phones

>> No.31990525

>>31990440
Why -> which
Wasn't Polka one too? I remember seeing something about that

>> No.31990564

>>31990525
Polka is early 30s

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>>31990564
All the best holds are hags
COINCIDENCE?

>> No.31991268

>>31874871
Same. They all seem slightly above-average at worst to beautiful at best

But im American so that's really not difficult- most american women are ugly to average

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>> No.32003110

>>31988236
Dorsey is a tyrannical, faggot mudshark.

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>> No.32003222

>>31989751
Embrace Mamatsuri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahEmH1IF-k

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もう少し

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>> No.32005024

>>31989634

But botan unlike korone only plays zoomer games, no way she is a hag, she is late millennial at best

>> No.32011870

>>32005024
Botan just doesn't like older games and prefers more modern ones. Her age has nothing to do with it

>> No.32012283

>>32005024
she used to coach a bunch of zoomers, it can't be helped

>> No.32012638

>>32005024
zoomer fps are hard boomercore in japan

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>>32005024
Anon, why are you in denial. Embrace the hag. Let's lust after middle aged women together.

>> No.32019973

>>32011870
>Botan just doesn't like older games and prefers more modern ones

Is that even possible? Every boomer has some nostalgia for his childhood games, why would a boomer expecially one in japan know so much about Computers despite not working in the software/hardware industry? Are you telling me she just happen to get in love with gaming in his late 30s, did all the research about how to get good with PCs and just skipped console gaming all together, that’s really weird.

Also why is she so good? Why would a newcomer to gaming especially a boomer one be be so good at them?

>> No.32020135

>>32019973
>being in denial this badly
It's not even that hard to dig up the truth. It's mentioned in this thread.

>> No.32020539

>>32020135

>just watch these “leaked” pictures

Nah I need more evidence, you can tell marine is is around 30 by how knowledgeable she is with anime of the early 2000s and 90s for example

>> No.32020783

>>32020539
The evidence is that she did a shitload of gaming related podcasts for NND and it's super easy to tell it's her because of the voice and mannerism. Also unfortunately for her, she wasn't blessed with the asian immortality gene so she looks her age.

>> No.32021202

>>32020783

I guess it’s difficult for me to accept a boomer gamer because in my country I have only meet two irl that actually likes games (and surprisingly it’s always retro games)

Just to be clear is she a veteran or a newcomer? Both sound weird, if she is a veteran she has to like a bunch of retro games because that’s how the human mind works, you get attached to what you love in your childhood/teenage years, it takes a huge, HUGE amount of self hate to reverse it.

And if she is a newcomer, especially one that has little time to become proficient at this hobby because adults are always busy why would she be so knowledgeable of pc gaming and skillful in games?

>> No.32022743

I reckon her lion tail end can act as a good dildo

>> No.32023072

How the fuck is Korone in her mid 30s? I swear she didn't look that old on those Nico nico streams.

>> No.32023174

>>32022743
Are you a girl anon?

>> No.32023209

>>32022743
No. The tip is fluffy and wouldn't be good for penetration

>> No.32023694

>>32023072
She has asian immortality genes, anon. Some Japanese women look 28 until they hit 55.

>> No.32023802
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>>31984673
she is actually very pretty

>> No.32026409

>>31985447
>>31985383
Not so schizo when jews can do this huh
>>31988268

>> No.32026722

>>32021202
She had successful game show and e-coach career and eventually decided to retire and spend her days relaxing and playing games instead, can you get of her back and let her live a little? Those days are in the past.

>> No.32027021

>>32026722
>tfw gen5 are living the dream of having an older sister / aunt that plays games with them all the time.

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Motherfuckers stop dancing around the bush and tell me how old is Korone spoonfeed my ass, for I crave knowledge

>> No.32027725

there's literally nothing (nothing) wrong with marrying a christmas cake

>> No.32028049
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>>32027622
She's 37, this chart is a year old.

>> No.32028090

>>32028049
36*

>> No.32028754

>>32028049
The only one I can read is “COCO” who are the rest? Come one I don’t wanna use another phone to use the google translate camera

>> No.32029070

>>32028049
Thanks! Somehow i missed this
>>32028754
Shion
Haato
Akua
Matsuri
Ayame
Okayu
Noeru
Pekora
Miko
Marin
Chioko
Meru
Towa
Furea
Rushia
Koko
Watame
AkiRose
Fubuki
Mio
Korone
Runa

Anonchama... Your reps...

>> No.32029079

>>32028754
Shion
Haato
Aqua
Matsuri
Ayame
Okayu
Noel
Pekora
Miko
Marin
Choco
Mel
Towa
Flare
Rushia
Coco
Watame
Akiroze
Fubuki
Mio
Korone
Luna

>> No.32029112

>>32028049
I can't believe Noel is the same age as me... And that Okayu is much younger than what I expected

>> No.32029581

>>32029112
Okayu is about to become a christmas cake, then it'll be our opportunity

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>>32028049
>>32029070
>>32029079
...holy fucking shit

>> No.32030288

>>32028049
>Rushia
Isn't that a bit old to be a Brocon?

>> No.32030325

I want to see all their faces

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>>32030325
I’ll prolly get banned for this. Search /w/ lolcows

>> No.32032260

>>32029079
Mio is 35? That’s prime milf status

>> No.32033991

>>32032168
RUSHIA IS BOING BOING

>> No.32037173

>>32028049
Aki -> 33
Mio -> 35
Watame -> 33
What the fuck these are my favorite holos. I guess I really do like older women huh...

>> No.32037480

>>32029079
>>32029070
Is it really that hard for people to learn enough moonrunes to read those names??? Ffs there isn't even any Kanji in them

>> No.32037633

Abe won...

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>>31967064
yes

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>>32037886
wrong one

>> No.32038006

>>32037173
Embrace haglive

>> No.32038031

>>32037480
Anon keep in mind that we are in the middle of a major newfag influx, most people haven't even put the weekend to learn Hiragana/Katakana

>> No.32038042

>>32037949
I see that Reddit and horny Indians crossbred...

>> No.32038090
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32038090

>>32037173
>>32038006
God why are older women acting like moeblobs so fucking hot.

>> No.32038192

>>32038090
No idea, but I'd imagine its the same reason a hairy, chubby MILF in super revealing swimsuit designed for girls half her age is so hot. Or maybe I'm just fucking weird.

>> No.32038442

>>32038090
I'd love to know why. And would love to find one irl, honestly

>> No.32038797

>>32028049
>>32029079
Luna being the oldest member wasn't what I expected.

Also one my favorite Holos, Okayu is my age.

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>>32028049
I don't know why but I doubt most of the ages on that list outside of Shion and Haato. It just seems too good to be true.

>> No.32039385

>>32038090
Mio, nooo, don't eat that cake before your 3d performance...

>> No.32040085

>>32039385
Does Mio mama have another one coming up?

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>>32028049
I'm closet to Pekora and Miko eh?

>> No.32042434
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>>32028049
Prime age

>> No.32043326

>>32028049
Wait Okayu and Korone age gap seems really large if they are such good friends?

>> No.32043357

>>32043326
She likes them young

>> No.32043445

>>32043326
Thats where the groomer narrative came from.

>> No.32043488

>>32043326
She's a sperglord with crippling social anxiety and relies on okayu for social interactions.

>> No.32044053

>>32043357
>>32043445
>>32043488
Koro-san this isnt ok....

>> No.32044234

I'm surprised Okayu's not a hag too desu

>> No.32045470

>>32028049
Is there info on Gen 5 or EN yet?

>> No.32045506

>>32045470
How about reading the thread you dumb fag, or better yet. Look at OPs image.

>> No.32045583

>>32045506
did you consider that there are other members besides Botan who aren't on that list and that they could also be hags? retard

>> No.32045625

>>32045583
Yes and they're confirmed not hags. Do you need everything spoonfed?

>> No.32045768

>>31895110
MOMMY seeing that instantly made me hard

>> No.32045793

>>32045470
Polka's a hag, early 30s

>> No.32045938
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32045938

>>32045768
Based and hagpilled.

>> No.32046377

When does a holo change from a qt to a hag? Is it 30? 29?

>> No.32046549

>>31861760
So she’s a milf? She’s a bad ass fps player and has one of the cutest laughs and giggles. Plus it’s nice having another chill character to offset all the chaotic screamers. Lazy adidas lion is best girl!

>> No.32046652
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32046652

>>32046377
When you think that them acting cutesy and moeblobby is weird at their age yet it simultaneously makes you pop an uncontrollable boner.

>> No.32047034

>>32046377
Hag-ness isn't a simple boolean value, nor can one be a hag in a vacuum, one can only be a hag to a certain degree with respect to another.

>> No.32048334

>>31989724
Because she’s rly good at fps games. I think she’s 45 which yea is old, but she’s a true gamer through and through

>> No.32049349

>>31885628
She is chubby but the cute kind

>> No.32049660

>>32049349
I for one think she's really attractive

>> No.32050864

>>31988236
>>31988268
Mio is STILL BANNED

>> No.32050896

>>31895110
Imagine her vomiting all over you

>> No.32051008

>>32050896
That's my life goal

>> No.32051077

>>32050896
Does she have a stomach issue or something? She threw up and then I remember she had that coughing fit at that recent concert she did. I hope she's doing alright.

>> No.32051159

>>32051077
Every time she threw up it was because she had to eat something for a punishment game. Two times she took a huge bite from wasabi root and the third time was some chink traditional medicine I never heard of.
Also I think she said she has asthma but I'm not 100% sure about this.

>> No.32051209

>>31990564
good
the best girls are the ones who keep trying to act young even though they clearly aren't
it's god damn sexy, but polka is just a wholesome cutie all around

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>>32050896
Imagine her vomiting all over
>YOUR DICK

>> No.32057848

>>32046377
20

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>>32037949
>I will end her menopause

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>>32058932
LA LOIN

>> No.32059330

>>32058169
this always cracks me up

>> No.32071737

>>32058932
>>32059129

EEEEEEW

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>>32058932
she fucks anons

>> No.32076685

>>32046377
31

>> No.32077676

>>31861760
Are we fucking sure about 31 yo Rushia, idk from when the maskman video was but she typed 20 on her Ringfit stream and also Psycho-Pass bg in this vid would be more 25 to 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdVD86x5DkI&list=LL&index=3&t=1992s

>> No.32077830

>>32077676
Those roommate videos are old and the autistic 5ch nips do their research.

>> No.32078133
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32078133

>>32076576
>she likes them young
I have a chance at boning her...

>> No.32078225

>>32076576
There are 2 women in that picture

>> No.32079204

>>31988236
Is it because she supported Trump?

>> No.32079300

>>32079204
Holy fucking based if true

>> No.32079527

>>32079204
Miko is based and does and she wasn't banned

>> No.32079559

>>32079204
you wish. She just posted and retweeted too hard appearing as a bot to

>> No.32079748

>>32079204
She was Q-posting

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>>31861760
HAGS

>> No.32085279

>>32051077
she keeps eating stuff she hates in batsu games
people say she barfed on her 2nd anniversary but it's honestly much more concerning than that

>> No.32085356

>>32028049
Senchou was born in xmas? Actual god's gift

>> No.32085780

>>32085279
it's just gastro reflux I have it too

>> No.32085904

>>32085780
She should've taken a Prevacid or something

>> No.32086765

>>32050896
Dogma PTJ-005

>> No.32087273

>>32083091
imagine the smile

>> No.32088110
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32088110

Bros, I really want Botan to gentle femdom me

>> No.32089958

Wow, the holos are old

>> No.32097515

Luna isn't a hag, sorry to anyone who believes the narrative

>> No.32100749

>>32088110
This but I want her to take the g out of gfd and bite my balls when I say I want to stop

>> No.32102505

>>31930940
i know i should know this, but can you summarize? i know coco was in trouble for a second

>> No.32102667

>>32102505
It's a retarded reddit narrative, they made it seem like Coco intentionally showed the analytics to shield haachama from the chinks. Of course Coco didn't know, she found out midstream that her asacoco vod had been privated.

>> No.32103480
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32103480

3d hag soon

>> No.32105429

>>32028049
So that means Marine fucked a minor?

>> No.32107659

>>31928857
Wait, this was in asacoco?

>> No.32113511

>>32097515
Of course Luna isn't a hag, she's 1 year old.

>> No.32129503

>>31928857
You can only hope

>> No.32131304

Do you think they know us overseas bros are talking about how old they are?

>> No.32132172

>>32131304
Is it true that japs are completely revolted by the the thought of fucking a woman above 25? If so I wonder how they feel about a bunch of foreigners lusting after them.

>> No.32132568

>>32100749

I want her to bully me with her feet and then proceed to step on my balls

>> No.32141582

>>32131304
Kiara browses /jp/ for self validation so she might realize.

>> No.32142562
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32142562

I'm in love with an old lady who pretends to be a dog on the internet

>> No.32143724

The average age of Hololive members is 28 to 29, roughly.

>> No.32144066

>>32141582
KIARA! AISHITE!

>> No.32144835

>>32132172
To be fair, we'd lust after pretty much anything. It's our special skill.

>> No.32145527

>>32076576
me on the left

>> No.32145623

>>32131304
Yes and I don't think they care.
>>32132172
Nigga, that's most asian cultures. 30 isn't the new 20 there. I know that in China, unmarried women over the age of 25 are literally referred to as "leftovers" and "trash". But hey, slap a milf tag on that shit, and you've got a second chance!

>> No.32149446

>>32141582
I can’t stand that annoying cunt! Always has to be the center of attention, horrible voice, not funny, and way too cringy!

>> No.32149493

>>32145527
Shishiro is based af! Idc that she’s old. She’s a legit gamer that kicks ass at fps’s and has the cutest laugh of any of them

>> No.32149525
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>>32142562
She’s older than I thought she’d be. Especially with how she acts, but she’s still cute! I’d fuck the internet anime doggo

>> No.32149658

I need more leaks of these girls.

>> No.32150052

>>32028049
This data is false, anon... The one that made it "speculate" too much and doesn't rely on real proof. Believing in this is like believing a random narratives.

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32150234

Amelia looks pretty much how you’d expect. Standard white girl that’s kinda cute

>> No.32150258

>>32150234
>Hag thread
>Posts girl in her early 20s
Retard-chama...

>> No.32150587 [DELETED] 

>>32150258
Then post more of the others. We need to leak all their identities

>> No.32150624

>>32005024
She's a woman and thus more likely to chase trends

>> No.32150689

>>32150052

So you're saying we should believe in this?

>> No.32150896

>>32023802
WoW what happened?

>> No.32150918

>>31870990
Because she acts and sounds more haglike than most of them

>> No.32151350

>>31895110
Looks like a korean man but have to admit that her face grew on me

>> No.32152042

>>32151350
doesn't look anything like a men. More like regular Japanese auntie

>> No.32152375

>>32152042
obviously what anon meant was that korean men look like japanese aunties, he's just a bit lost

>> No.32152760

Oh no... Im ddeveloping ... a new,, (old ) FETISH..

>> No.32152773

>>32150234
Becky looks boyish.

>> No.32152851

>>31874871
Miosha is ugly

>> No.32152899

>>31980183
She's as mysterious as Aki, which I'd love to see how she looks like IRL tho

>> No.32154139

>>32152851
you are ugly

>> No.32154177

>>32152899
there are Aki roomate photos out there, do your reps

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32154354

important question
is Botan still fertile?
thanks

>> No.32154397

>>32154354
everyone is fertile if you try hard enough anon

>> No.32154538

Not even in my 20s and I'm already on the hag train.
What went wrong

>> No.32154989

>>32154354
for sure, but she doesn't have much time left

>> No.32157171

>>32150052
>MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MWEEEEEEEE
this you

>> No.32157199

>>32150234
ngl her face looks kinda masculine

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>>32150234

>> No.32157951

>>32157289
Which holostar is this?

>> No.32157975

>>32157951
The detective

>> No.32158862

>>32157975
I don’t remember him, they have a detective holostar now?

>> No.32165811

>>32154354
I will make her fertile

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>>32142562
Society needs more people like her

>> No.32166418

>>32150234
>Kiara's hair style in bottom left

she knew

>> No.32167814

>>31989724
They hired Rikka and he's 40, it's basically the same thing

>> No.32168027

>>32150234
She's not a hag you nigger, cute but not hag
come back in a decade

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>>32154538
How well do you and your mom get on?

>> No.32169129

>>32085780
Come on bro it's just reflux bro everyone has it bro <holds hand over mouth and looks pale> come on bro there's totally nothing wrong with her bro haha it's the same as me <eyes dart around looking for trashcan>

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>>32168339
im sad because my mom never looked at me the way that Botan looks at Rushia in this image

>> No.32170450

>>32169449
Sounds like you project your sexual attraction for your mom onto hags so you can lust for her without the feelings of guilt and shame

>> No.32170470

>>31980183
good, I need to be able to believe flare is brown IRL

>> No.32175674

imagine getting to watch a dozen holos who are currently not hags transition into hags together over the next decade...

they'll be doing japanese mommy things together like gossiping and having sleepovers and playing minecraft

>> No.32176113

>>32175674
>like gossiping and having sleepovers and playing minecraft
but that's all they do right now

>> No.32176197

>>32149525
is that really her?

>> No.32176543

>>32037949
holy based

>> No.32176699

i want to commit something that is not a crime...
abe-sama, watch me!

>> No.32176801

>>32176197
yes. do your reps

>> No.32176822

>>32175674
Just imagining Aqua growing up makes my heart flutter

>> No.32177456

>>31874548
She's like 26-27 anon

>> No.32177515

>>32177456
Damn, that's way too young. Guess we really do have to stay as Friends

>> No.32177636

>>32177456
that's a shame

>> No.32177763

>>32149525
Damn that 3D model's not too far off twhen it comes to titties

>> No.32178485

>>32154354

Going to fill her womb to find out

>> No.32187773

>>32005024
She's in her 40s anon.

>> No.32188145

>>32177456
She's 33, the age chart was posted in this thread >>32028049

>> No.32188277

>>32176822
can't wait for hagaqua and hagkora

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