I want more ENma
eat my dick gura
Fat retard tits!
kicky ricky n igga
Is this it, /hlgg/?
>>29282977I can't wait for the holostars EN minecraft server that is just a constant griefing war
>>OPIna's daughter is so cute!
>>OPEnma spanking the girls after a yabai!
I want Mori to kill me!
Do we hate or like Mori? It seems like it changes every other day.
Anyone got the Gura dox? Asking for a friend haha.......
>>29284056Based
https://files.catbox.moe/25m9hq.ogg
SEX with MORI!
>>29284056>reddit dragonno
>>OPIs Enma stronger than A-Chan?
>>29284062
>>29284056Coco hasn't earned her transfer yet
>>29284062yes
Kissing Gura's gills...
When will people from /hlgg/start drawing lewds of Holos. It has been 2 months.
>>29284056who’s the new girl with the pink hair and red eyes
https://files.catbox.moe/j9t5dx.mp3
>>29284062She's the nigga you love to hate. Also she makes my penis feel funny.
>>29284036What the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>29284051Anything notable happen during her holoEN minecraft stream?
>MORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORIMORI
Remember to at least start if you're a newfagYou need nothing except motivation to learn, how long it takes doesn't matterhttps://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
Post the schedule already Gura!
>>29284081why boner
>>29284056Where is Ina's wife?
Ina is still sleeping bros we'll never get our schedule at this rate...
>>29284056We will wait Polka to get better english, imagine that energy finally for us and dab on fucking JPniggers. She deserve way better.
>>29284056I hope Coco regains her English skills so she can collab with EN
i fucking love this reaper
OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.
>>29284056Remove Coco and add Nene
>>29284071>>29284077Get the fuck out of here. I fucking hate that bitch but without Coco there wouldn't even be a Hololive EN.
>>29284071Shut up ping pong
>>29284092she gave gura a chest
How badly do you think Coco wants to collab with HoloEN?
>>29284056I like this line up, based
>>29284072She literally has a katana.
All holos are lovely in their own rightAnti's will be deported to the ocean
>>29284043that moment was so badass, hope they keep playing L4D2 with Enma
>>29284092I dont know I was edging the whole time
>>29284064>>29284087FUCK OFF KLAIUS
gura plsschedule onegai
>>29284056>CocoHad she even talked to the ENs yet?
>>29284056Holy BASED
https://youtu.be/Ybk0TLI2lnE?t=14Wise men sayOnly fools rush inBut I can't help falling in love with youShall I stay?Would it be a sinIf I can't help falling in love with you?
>>29284056Based!
>>29284121>but without Coco there wouldn't even be a Hololive EN.nice narrative dogfuckergo back
>>29284089What the fuck
>>29284056>2 protags of HoloEN in the centerbased
>>29284108O B S E S S E D
>>29284064Is Myersposting here to stay like Architectposting, or is just a fad?
>>29284056When will they lift Cocos EN ban?
>>29283773Like a warm kiss during winter
>>29284056It's missing one. Aloe, when she gets un-graduated following Kiara's announcement this week.
>>29284081Licking those salty fish abs.
>>29284121She doesn't even use the EN tag
>>29284133A-Ayame poster?!
>>29284056I like it
>>29284117SHIPAVUJHVJ KSADJKLAS NIGGER ASIODIWKMN @)+!()&*($@!#+)@*#$918749120=]
>>29284056Remove Coco. She doesn't like being branded as EN
>>29284141As far as I know she's had 0 interaction with them, which is to be honest super strange. Like, its the most obvious thing, yet it hasn't happened.
>>29284087pic related?
Ina is probably working on some art for some Chink gacha so that's why she can't collab with the JPs at the moment.
>>29284056This is it. That's all we need. You can graduate everyone else
>>29284128She doesn't
>>29284072EnMa is DPS, A-chan is support.
>>29284155It'll stay here until either Klaius is arrested for trying to 50 page Gura or until he acts less creepy
>>29284072Nope. A-chan has a goddess as a best friend.
>tfw polka plays right onto my saviour complex>tfw probably being played for moneyBros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMoLeaked phonecall of Klaius with Gura
>>29284108>TT niggers misinterpreting everything she says>2/3 of them know nothing>DO U POOP LOL>HAHA SAY SIMP ALREADY SAY SIMPI don't hate Mori but I sure hate these niggers
>>29284056only english speaking holos can be EN so sorry Polka...
>>29284117STUPID FUCKING BIRD, AAAAAAAA.
>>29284081Bratty and secretly fit Gura!
>>29284155As long as Klaius continues to act like a faggot.
>>29284172I mean to add onto that, Korone, the person who is the last one I'd think to reach out and do something with EN is doing something with EN. What is Coco even doing.
>>29284056Pretty based anon
>>29282437Audition for the characters. Sara Hoshikawa from Nijisanji originally auditioned for Akai Haato.
>>29284098reminder that someone sent Ame itazuraneko and she said "You guys have been linking me this, I'll check it out"
>>29284056Add the CEO aswell please.
>>29284067beautiful
>>29284117What the fuck. Why would you do this?
>>29284056Coco somehow doesn't deserve the positionSuisei would be better fit really but still a stretch
>>29284188I doubt she's faking it but god Hololive is really starting to give me a savior complex
>>29284117Oh fuck, OH FUCK
>>29284056wtf based
>>29284056Except Coco. She's HololiveCN.
>>29284081oh man...thats kinda weird ahaha...
>>29284188How can tears be real if our eyes aren't real
>>29284117Why the fuck would you post this?
>>29284056Shit's looking like a disgaea combo cut in at this point.
>>29284141Not that we know of. Pretty sure she's worried about unleashing the bugman brigade on them.
How much would you pay for Haachama's sweat?
>>29284154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsYKlyRzKg
>>29284056I find it funny that in the middle of all the shitposting edits of this, someone went out of their way to move gura and ame closer together.
>still no fucking scheduleFUCK THIS BRATFUCKING LITTLE SHIT
>>29284150>>29284162Coco originally applied to be a staff member like A-Chan. She wanted to help the JP girls interact with their English audience. Instead they told her to become a Holo and she did. Her immense success showed Cover there was an EN market out there, and so they made Hololive EN. She may not have scouted the talents, but she paved the way for them.
>>29284098Based. If you won't at least try then get the fuck out of /jp/.
>>29284056Coco would ruin EN with Chink shitposting
Have any of the holos besides Kiara ever eaten Schnitzel?
>>29284062>weAnon, decides for yourself, I love the girl.
>>29283965>>29284002>>29284064
>>29284056based
>>29284141>>29284172>>29284204Is it really not obvious?Coco is staying away so as to not have the wrath of the bugs rub off onto them. She even had to make her chat member-only.
>>29284081
>Gura retwitts this UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i noticed Klaus speaks FR and ching chong, is he a Hapa? Is that why he's so fucking creepy?
>me hiding in guras closet watching her sleephttps://files.catbox.moe/j9t5dx.mp3
>>29284121Calm down, take your meds schizo. Once she starts collabing with them and enjoys it then sure she gets to have a place there.
>>29284191The thread wanted me to hate Mori for joining the podcast but after listening to it I couldn't help but feel bad for her. Those guys just used her. Though I'll admit it felt like Gigguk did actually care.
>>29284056Why's Mori offering flan to someone that's very clearly asleep? Haachama can't eat that, Mori...
>>29284081My mind is telling me nobut my body...
POST THE SCHEDULE YOU DUMB SHARK
>>29284213Is this true? I would be surprised, it seems like the girls match their characters in most cases rather than not.
>>29284056there are only 5 members of holoEN
>>29284081Good job man, but, I don't know how I feel about this.
>>29284188Nah, she would've long since slipped up by now if it was all an act. The Janitor arc sent her in a depressive spiral and it wasn't until Botan stepped in that she got over the jannies getting mad at her.
>>29284056>CocoNo, get her out of here
>>29284265I like these gills
>>29284092>Snuck into your server>Expanded Tako tunnel>Left a furnace full of iron in the tunnel>Harvested & replanted your crops for you>Helpfully replanted trees she cut down and placed chests were they would be useful.>Haachamachama'd
Would you take Gura's small hands in your own and promise her to always be at her side?
Does Coco just not want to do EN collabs because she doesn't want the triggered chinks to start attacking them as well?
>>29284239I will pay $500 for a Haachama ear kissing and licking ASMR stream
>>29284067https://files.catbox.moe/1bomf6.ogg
>>29284249It's not like I'm here because I want to be
>>29284056Add Nyanners
>>29284117let me counter you with this
Mori'ing marry!
>>29284056Hope the holoEN girls do something with gen5 again sometime, though it looks like they want to work on their language reps a bit before jumping back in again.I want Polka and Nene.
>>29284247I remember when AmeIna was a thing.
Reminder that Klaius did nothing wrong. You fags are real pieces of shit assholes to trample on man's love like this. Shame on you, /hlgg/.
>>29284062I fucking love Mori, which is more than I can currently say about myself.
Do you retards actually think Klaius will actually do something? He sounds like some spineless fuck that doesn't even leave his room.
>>29284262Would Gura's chat really be any different with Chinese spammers?
>>29284169>this narrative againShe clearly wants to play with them but either she's on some kind of self-exile or Cover banned her from doing so.https://streamable.com/blhyen
Post THAT tako...
>>29284296Yes
>>29284064Fuck off Klaius, your 50 pages plan won't work,
>>29284272Gigguk clearly wanted to do an interview and had to bring along his 2 sub-70 IQ friends along. Mori was also based for not calling her fans and supa donators simps.
>>29284062dude i love my bro no homo
>>29284278No, fuck you
>>29284081GIGERMAN TASUKETE
人に笑われるな。人を笑わせろ。
>>29284296Yes.
>>29284308FUCK OFF GO STRIDER
>>29284297Yeah. It could get really nasty and political too since you know China and America. That's a whole bunch of shit Cover doesn't want right now.
>>29284297probably
>>29284267>Is that why he's so fucking creepy?He isn't tho.what has he done besides drawfagging?
>>29284296NoI'd place them into ame's hands and tell them to kiss while I watch
>>29284108>Friend openly voices how much the idol industry sucks and talks about how she rather stay in the undergroud rap game>You tell her that this is your dream job and you confide in her about how you really want to join Hololive and convince her to not shit on Hololive>Friend says ogey good luck with that and encourages you to do your best and that she will support you all the way>A month passes and the results are in, friend tells you ummm about that thing you were auditioning for. I thought it would be funny if I were to just apply for it just for the heck of it. It's not like I wanted to join it or anything, they probably have really low standards or something cause I didn't even prepare for it. You must've gotten in too right?>The feeling of rage and betrayal wells up inside you as you smile and say no I didn't get in, I'm glad you got in. Friend says oh boi, you aren't mad at all right? We still cool right?>See her accelerate in growth in what could have been you even though she doesn't care about Hololive or what it means to be part of it.
>>29284318I support Klaius' love! KlaiusXGura shippers where you at???
>>29284272You should feel bad for listening to the damn thing. It was obvious what was going on.
>>29284147
>>29284322Chink ban
>>29284247stop posting this chinks shitty iname artiname is not happening
>>29284056
>>29284318I don't, but I hope he can snap out of his obsession before his love for Gura starts to turn into resentment
>>29284322Coco...
>>29284322Coco... :(
>>29284296I want nothing else in life than to be with Gura forever
>>29284296Yes, yes I would.
>>29284318no, he has art as his outlet to express his feelings and creativity
>>29284056Change Coco for Super Nenechi and I might accept it
>>29284318I hope he draws revenge porn
>>29284322kaichou...
>>29284287HoloEn is an ideology.
>>29284062I've always loved Mori. I don't like every single thing she does, but I'm always happy to hear her voice and that's what's really important to me.
>>29284191>It doesn't matter if she does that collab>Those people were already in here>>29284272>spoilerTo his credit, he seemed like he gave at least one single fuck about the entire situation and somewhat tried to make the podcast not shit. He's still part of the anituber cancer though.
>>29284062I don't hate her, but she shouldn't be in Hololive
>>29284157Once the bugmen stop chittering
>>29284056Needs SUPER EMINEM
>>29284297Yes, obviously they are waiting as long as possible for the chinks to stop caring before having them interact. I am sure she would have collabed with them month 1 of being released from the embargo if it wasn't for the bat-eater problem
>>29284318Yes. He's *yger tier or at least on his way to be.
>>29284322Meme dragon dug her own grave. Thanks to her a whole branch of Hololive got fired. They shouldn't trust her with anything again.
>>29284363extremely based
>>29284363based
>>29284062I legitimately don't like Mori anymore but I'll actually stop shitposting about her after this fucking Bitchen Kitchen. And maybe shitpost about her if the second Lethal League is as much of a fucking dumpster fire as the first.
>>29284349Be more talented lmao imagine getting rejected
>>29284147ToT
>>29284363BASED
>>29284363Almost based, Super Nenechi missing
>>29284351Right here.
Why did rice porridge started stream at 4:30 AM, what is wrong with them
>>29284056funny how IDs get ignored here in place of Holos who still do Japanese streams 99% of the time
>>29284399>*yger tierMagyar tier?
>>29284322China needs to get nuked already...
>>29284242>she personally picked the ENs!>okay, she didn't, but she personally told Nyanners to fuck off!>okay, she didn't actually do that either, but...!Cope, your shitty reddit dragon would've unrionically collabed with Nyanners
>>29284351 meant for this >>29284316but it works too. I support KlaiusXGura, he deserves it since he puts in the most effort. May his glorious art get him inside his oshi's pants.
>>29284349Mori has big tits so this is unironically a win in my book
>>29284265Pregnant Gura gills!
>>29284155I would guess that the likelihood of creepy stalker posts/tweets/videos is only going to go up with time.
>>29284081>Someone reposts me drawing before I get toI feel a feeling so powerful
>>29284304You are here to discuss Hololive (I hope so). Your favorite holo regardless of the branch would want you to do your Japanese reps.
Made even more KFP MTG cards. When do I stop?
>>29284317https://files.catbox.moe/bpuxch.webmdont worry, she doesnt love herself either
>>29284056Remove Coco since she hasn’t collabed with EN yet
I heard Gura lives in Illinois, is that true? Haha what a coincidence same state as me haha...I wonder if there's a chance I could meet her by accident haha
>>29284161Not happening anytime soon.https://deluta.fanbox.cc/posts/1583099
what kind of mental illness do you need to become an anti?
>>29284401Fuck off insect. You didn't even like your own Holos anyways, keep making Aqua cope comics.
>>29284401Chink hands wrote this post
>>29284062She's a dork that manages to fuck everything up. That's why I love her.
>>29284346that's the point, he does nothing except drawing gura every day and probably listening to her karaokes on repeat. it's kind of unhealthy even if he does nothing, i hope you realize this
>>29284296MOCHIRON
>>29284363We are reaching based levels thought impossible.How about 3N3NMI?
>>29284363Extremely cringe
>>29284279I assume the designs and their basic characters are made up before anyone's chosen for them. Girls audition and then as they get comfortable they just wind up settling into "yourself but exaggerated" mode. Anyway it comes from a stream with Haachama and Sara and I got it wrong. She considered auditioning for Haato but decided not to but watched her debut to see who got it.
>>29284318Nobody thinks that, the clip that everyone is acting like is really creepy isnt even creepy at all, it's a literal nothingburger that is being massively overblown for memes.Now, the 50 pages google doc guy, that's the one that we need to do something about. It's not klaius, klaius doesnt even know about this place.
I'm Kiara! KIKKERIKKI!!
>>29284318Klaius is unironically just a self-aware gosling. Even the clip floating around has him stating that he's aware what he's saying and feeling is fucking stupid and that he should be thankful for what he has now. People want to paint it as something much bigger and worse than it is because they lack that self-awareness.
>>29284321
>>29284296noonly ame deserves to hold those frail, tender hands.
>>292841333 hours to go til work ends. I'm making a helicopter ride coupon.
>>29284056BASEDAdd the 3 IDs dorks and we are complete!
Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's draw together.” Also, illegally released much doxx Information. A real dope!
>>29284401Fuck of bug.
>>29284424t. Klaius
So with YAGOO's new press release about CN graduation, he said cover is operating at a loss with overseas business currently....How much fucking money did it cost to start HoloEN? How the fuck is that ocean of members/superchat operating at a loss?
>>29284296Yes, and Ame's in my other hand
>>29284296Absolutely
>>29284423>she personally picked the ENs!>okay, she didn't, but she personally told Nyanners to fuck off!>okay, she didn't actually do that either, but...!Didn't say any of this, take your meds bugman.
What is your power level, /hlgg/?
>>29284056Stealing Korone soon
>>29284428I am forever thankful for your work anon, greatest thing to come out of this shithole
>>29284401Good fucking riddance, they were all snakes anyway (except Yogiri)And no Echo isn't clean either. She led the exodus.
>>29284062Form your own opionion
>>29284465I would like this inside me
>>29284363Almost! Needs ina’s wife
>>29284465Takos are packing???
>>29284451BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHcjqwHOcg
>>29284401i see you zheng
>>29284465
>>29284062>weForm your own opinion retard.
>>29284318No but it's funny
>>29284147Stop posting bass boosted clips.Can't Help Falling in Love: https://files.catbox.moe/mydrkj.oggYMCA: https://files.catbox.moe/mxfh0e.ogg
>>29284465MEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>29284349https://youtu.be/UH9UXcydw1E?t=177I'm sure she made her peace with it. (also good god that model could use some work)
>>29284296Ame is more deserving of that place in her heart. I'll cheer for their offcollab though.
>>29284449She's a rollercoaster of emotions on a ride I can't get off
>>29284458It depends. Gen 3 for example auditioned for characters that were already made. (Noel's roommate and Noel are a coincidence believe it or not) Whereas EN clearly had input on their design and backstory. Then you have an outlier like Suisei who came up with everything herself as an indie.
>>29284442This is the only way you will be able to meet her anon. Make sure its the blackest possible area where you search, with a high crime rate
>>29284484What's the point of getting the $5 Haachama membership?
>>29284509Based gosling
>>29284472Should fully uppercase one of the words for full immersion.
>>29284081It's nice and cool, but it's disgusting. There's a reason why shit's a fantasy, and not always meant to be realistic. This >>29284265 is the best one for now. Though if you're into this, more power to you.
>>29284479How much does it even cost to run the EN people. What do they even do for them other than give them brand recognition? They don't give them systems or buy the games for them. How can they operating at a loss, unless when they say overseas they mean china as well and somehow that cost them a boatload of money.
>>29284401Bugmen all deserved to be crushed
>>29284363True unity.
>>29284266I know what wearing that backpack means.
>>29284484Just Haachama and Ina but I'm thinking of subbing to Polka because I want to save the clown before it's too late.
>>29284445Schizophrenia and Narcissism
>Watame's been streaming for 5 hoursNow I want a Mori and Watame MC collab.
>>29284442Bait or not this sufficiently managed to make my face scrounge up in cringe
>>29284484My one and only membership is Guraits very special to me that she is the only one
>>29284237I thought that's literally what it was supposed to be?
>>29284160
>>29284521Fuck man she really needs a better model good god.
>>29284401kon auqa :^)
>>29284484Mori T3 and Haachama
>>29284547by large trucks, driven by their own kind
>>29284487Details on Echo?
>>29284544I mean, everything is overseas for japan
>>29284528Based /u/chad not stuck in parasocial unhealthy relationship
>>29284542I think the second one is nice because it's very subtle. The first one has this rotting flesh or a gash wound feeling which makes it unappealing.
>catch up to chicken's sakuna stream>she's singing the SC's to the tune of the Sound of Music OSTI might have to SC for the first time in my life soon
>>29284322more like her career was a tragic sacrifice to get rid of chinks and get HoloEn in the spotlight before Cover expanded further into the bugmarket
>>29284484>everyone buy calli>polka>haachama>moonaEXTREMELY fucking based
Caveman Gooora
>>29284465How did you get that picture or me???
>>29284484AmeSameThat's all I need
>>29284484
>>29284521>rice idolWhat the fuck kind of theme is that?
>>29284589
>>29284600What form of power is this?!
Who would appreciate MGR the most and why is it Ame or Mori?
>>29284600Unfathomably based.
Is it true that they fired her because she's a loose whore that couldn't accept the rule of no boyfriends while Hololiving, and needed constant dickings 24/7?
>>29284600Based
>>29284600I kneel
>>29284479I have to believe he meant CN. There's no way EN isn't profitable for them right now.
>>29284563based
>>29284465Wew lad
>>29284401https://streamable.com/b0t5ls
>>29284433When you have enough for a KFP-only Commander deck.
Did you know that it's possible to like a person without condoning every single thing they do?Did you know that opinions are a personal thing and do not have to be established as an objective truth or falsehood?Did you know that I'm 4 levels of falseflag ahead of you?
>>29284589Goora buy berry?
>>29284189yab
>>29284623fuck off newfag
>>29284479He's clearly not talking about HoloEN, that's the only overseas operation that ISN'T operating at a loss. HoloID and (formerly) HoloCN were money sinks that went nowhere.
>>29284401The bug holos being exorcised is a massive blessing. Every single one was a liability, as can be seen by what a fucking cunt Artia was over the last three months. Fuck them and fuck their shithole country
>>29284623Stupid newfag piece of shit.
>>29284600You have too much power over phonefags, anon. I kneel
>>29284081Gura calling me a creep and punching me in my dick!
>>29284532>Whereas EN clearly had input on their design and backstory.Yeah, I have disbelief that EN didn't at least have some creative control.A big titty edgelord girlA loli sharkA "LITERALLY just get me designed by Huke" girlA "not Korean" girlAnd the normal white girl detective + titties
>>29284322Yet she does meme reviews with Rusia, Aki, and others.
>>29284465jesas
>>29284623No. Towa is still in hololive what the fuck are you talking about?
>>29284623fuck off nijinigger
>>29284450>that's the point, he does nothing except drawing gura every day and probably listening to her karaokes on repeat. it's kind of unhealthy even if he does nothing, i hope you realize thisI can't argue that but in a scale of creppiness it is mild at worst
>>29284600I KNEEL
>>29284600I kneel....
Okay faggots, here's a fresh fucking narrative for you!Polkaposter is actually Mori!She has access to knowledge beyond our own and can see how fucked she is but can't figure out a way to hel0p her, especially with the obsession Polka has about her!Can any of you figure out how she could help Polka out without fucking her up further?
>>29284584Exactly what I'm saying.
>>29284589Unga bunga heheheh
>>29284623stupid stinky newfag, I'll kill you where you stand
>>29284652>>29284654>>29284670is that a yes?
>>29284620That depends, which one is more into the MC asking her to send nudes?
>>29284600How can one anon be so based?
WOMB
>>29284362No.
>>29284600So what do you need to do to see these? Browse through Chrome or something?t. Cloverfag
>>29284600Unimaginably based
>>29284363This is the one.
>>29284465DAMN, I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
>>29284676By moving in with Polka
>>29284688Ame
>>29284691is it fertile though?
>>29284645Did you know that I love Mori?
>>29284589I wonder if Gura watched The Flintstones when it was first airing
>>29284223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
>>29284484HOLY FUCKING BASED, I KNEELI'm poor for the moment so i only have my oshi membership, Kiara.
>>29284600Now this I can safely call "based", as they do say
>>29284695phonepost
>>29284623Neck yourself.
>>29284600I KNEEL.
>>29284583/u/tards get alot of shit but it actually might be way better to take the yuri pill than the gosling pill
>>29284672The fact of doing that while wishing for Gura to give him more attention is creepy af.
>>29284653ID is at least starting to incline finally thanks to assistance from JP, and the much bigger lead of EN collaborations. The EN market knowing all three girls can speak fluent English has done wonders for their numbers
>>29284721<span class="sjis"> Y E S[/spoiler]
>>29284726What a coincidence, me too.
>>29284544Have to be talking about the CN branch included.
>>29284479It is 100% HoloCN that was a money sink. Barely any streams, earned less than the least earning HoloJPs. It was also damaging Hololive, because Cover kept being forced to suspend their talents because of the Chinese, which is a further money sink. Even Ina, who earns the least on EN, is in the upper middle overall when it comes to how how much money Holos earn across all branches.
>>29284600How much did it cost you to multitrack shitpost on this magnitude?
>>29284581she was the first one to make a new bili and throw hints at her fans from holo to find heryogiri apparently isn't sticking with the other 5. she intends to stay a holo till the end. I also heard she's Taiwanese but there isn't much backing to this narrative so take it as you will
>>29284521Oh god, the fuck is that model
>>29284686No you dumb fucking retard.
>>29284623
>Ame seems to have amazing chemistry with Gura and Ina>Decent chemistry with KiaraIs there going to be a Mori Ame collab soon? They haven’t collabed just the two of them yet right?
>>29284092It was a very cute stream worth watching. She's a good addition to the EN server.
>>29284732The Flintstones made me wonder if there's something wrong with me because I have never met another person besides myself who genuinely thought the Flintstone were funny.
I did it because you only looked at that shark anymore, not at me.Now we'll be together again, right? Everything will be like it used to be?
Tongue scar...
>>29284709But that would mess with Kiara's fragile mental state!
>>29284732reruns maybe. Based on the stuff she talked about throughout her streams, she's probably mid to late 20's
Just checked out that sleepy ASMR, and I can't believe Mori ended up becoming the true Goslingbait of the group. Ame got all the memes of it, but she's too ironic to really pull them in. But Mori? Jesus, she does NOT hold back at all.
>>29284745I'm actually both, only other romantic relationship I'll accept if gurame.
>>29284600Jesus christ anon. Based as fuck.
>>29284600He's my naked dogeza. Please accept it.
Haachama > holoen
>>29284783I think Mori should collab with Amelia if she actually wants to get into Minecraft in the least. She needs someone who actually plays the game.
>>29284745I see you're finally seeing the light
>you're halfway through a long day at work, having lunch>suddenly you get a call from your cute clown wife>she was lurking on 5ch, and the comments from her antis got to her>in between sobs she asks for validation>you skip the rest of your lunch and devote the rest of your time to reminding her how lovely she is>only by the end of the call does she realize she interrupted your lunch>she promises she'll make it up to her "#1 fan" with a "personal stream" when you get home>when you get home she's standing at the door (how long was she standing there?)>her eyes are a bit red, but she's smiling warmly>she tenderly takes your hand and leads you to bed>lays you down on your back and lies on top of you>she nibbles on your ear slightly before starting to whisper>"What's 'poggers', daddy?"
>>29284691Did someone say womb?
>>29284783They have one loosely planned (FPS boot camp, probably Apex or something) but no date chosen yet.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM SO FUCKING BOREDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly I'm glad Mori is gaining subs like crazy from the podcast, her collab with that twitch guy will bring her into the twitch mainstream as well, Korone collab is gonna be a big boost as well since she's the biggest outside of ENI guess doing GFE now is good for money as wellThings are looking up
>>29284322Is it me or Coco sounds a bit more melancholic lately, maybe even a little sad. Her invicible dragon armor is beginning to tear off.
>>29284816Then make oc or do your reps
>>29284675
>>29284807that's like saying 2 > 2
>>29284807Haachama = HoloEN
>>29284799Chicken I'm sorry you were cucked
>>29284521That's not the friend. Milky Queen already has a gig and she inspired Mori to like idols in the first place
>>29284726This is kinda awkward, but I love Mori too! I also love her cute friend who is also a girl
>>29284791drop that knife bitch
>>29284813Immediate divorce
So Aqua just slapped the bugmen?
>>29284600
>>29284645Imagine being this guy. Meanwhile I am just enjoying my oshi and don't let all this gay bullshit affect my escapism at all.
>>29284793>mfw
GIARA WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29284799And Mori doesn't even know what she's doing. She started whispering in Japanese and I felt like I was watching a Rushia stream.
>>29284807Haachama=EN > Akai Haato
These are your top growing hololive in youtube. Say something NICE about why Hololive English is dominating the Japs.
>>29284623Kill yourself retard
>>29284600Eres basado
>>29284799I legitimately can't tell how much she knows what she's doing. Earlier in her Holo career I would've assumed she's doing it 100% on purpose to bait superchats, but now I'm not so sure. The more I watch her, the more she comes off as just an oblivious yet endearing idiot.
>>29284816Watch Koro-san's cute wife!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5zmrJvPhTc
>>29284351t. Klaius
>>29284813I push the bitch off me and briskly walk out of the room, only to realize moments after that I live there.
>>29284600How many of you guys actually browse this place with the mobile website?
>>29284623Why are anons getting so assblasted over this post?
>>29284837did chinks actually?did they actual seethe just from aqua acknowledging cocos existence on minecraft
>>29284816https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
>>29284749To be honest I do not find Marine to be all that sexual. I would like to be her friend or have her as a reliable older sister though
>>29284853So we're not getting that 1mil celebration for Gura anytime soon right?
>>29284662I'm sure shes also gonna have them all doing Asacoco skits still too obviously.
>>29284316acting offended because she isn't showering him with even more attention is definitely a red flag. besides other hololive talents, there is no one she gives more attention to than him already. there's nothing wrong with that on her end, because he has drawn a lot of very good art. the problem is on his end, because his perception is so warped and inappropriate.
>>29284866when i got to bed/the crapper
>>29284853My ruthless blain bwoken daughter is so savy and trend-hopping
>>29284873might as well skip to the 1.5 mil celebration at this rate
>>29284853Cause 1.5 billion people speak English compared to like 130 million Japanese.
iPhones 6000Manager Salary (3*7 Months*$5k) 105000Talent Salary (5*5 Months*$5k) 125000Models at 15k per 75000Budget for random shit 10000--------------------------------------------------------------TOTAL 321000
>>29284056I like it anon, pretty good
>>29284866When I first wake up and sometimes when I take a shit
>>29284589EN2 UNGA BUNGA THEME WHEN?
>>29284837It was inevitable, there's no appeasing them.
>>29284837Who's chirri?
>>29284799Mori revealed herself as the most dangerous EN today. The second she gains full clarity it's over
>>29284853I love Gura Mori and Haato!
>>29284799I still don't know how much of it is intentional baiting and how much is legitimately her just enjoying the attention and wanting more.
>>29284817I agree but for another reason, this means people will stop talking about the stupid gap and I can watch my oshi without numberfaggots
>>29284866I have literally never browsed 4channel on my phone.
>>29284866when Im in bed and cannot sleep, or not at home
>>29284709That would legitimately be terrible for both of them. Polka is a slob and comes off as incredibly clingy, not that I blame her, all things considered. Mori is a self-admitted introvert that prefers to be alone more often than not and lacks the confidence to even ask her senpais for a collab because she doesn't want to come off as pressuring them to accept by taking the initiative. Forcing two damaged people together doesn't create one fixed whole, it's the beginnings of a disaster in progress.You can't "fix" anyone and nobody can "fix" you. Fixing yourself for someone else's sake is the first step on a path of self-destruction if and when that person is gone. You fix yourself for you, and sometimes you meet someone along the way.
>>29284791>implying that matsuri wouldnt give in to the cunny
>>29284858It really kicked into high gear when she said she wasn't really that cute, but lately instead of being cool, she's feeling doki doki from being called cute by her fans. I was just enjoying her being raspy and comfy before, but that kicked by ghostling into overdrive.
>>29284869Haven't you seen the Aqua cope comic they made? Chinks loved Aqua.
>>29284425The more monstergirls the better
>>29284853their numbers aren't actually that good
>>29284894>using iphonesAKAKAKKAKAK
>>29284903Don't let Rushia near her
>>29284484T3 MoriKiaraInaT2 Other Mori
>>29284484based selection>>29284600also based
>>29284894What the fuck are those numbers. Is this a money laundering scheme?
>>29284866phoneposting is less attractive lately because I want to hear the soundposts
Why does a sheep own a sushi store?
>>29284799I'm not even into GFE but I'm about to listen to it for the third time, I dont want to Gosling man, but I don't know what's happening desu
>>29284363yeah this is the one
>>29284923your tail is showing nousagi
>>29284363am going with based
>>29284866>>29284866I browse on mobile in the evening while in bed. Usually while watching archives or while doing my osrs reps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTrLMVEckwDoes anyone actually jack off to these girls?
>>29284479He said that there's still some ways to go with making profits overseas, but the key point is that he used まだまだ instead of just まだ, which signals that there's progress and that it's generally positive. The key point he wanted to make is that he wants to expand management so he could get more overseas talent, and the HoloCN thing happened at a real bad time since they were investing into more management personnel (implied) for HoloCN.
>>29284871I would like to be her friend and have her as a reliable older sister, but also have an incestuous friends-with-benefits relationship with her.
>>29284401ogey Chang
>>29284322I think it's self-exile. If both sides wanted to collab, there's not a fuckin thing Cover could do to stop them. I mean what, are they gonna fire their top earners for not pandering to a country that they aren't even going to operate in anymore? Not a chance. But Coco knows how shit her chat is and any collaber would have their chat infested just like hers. So she's keeping her distance. That's why the only person she collabs with outside of Reddit review is Haachama, who has already been written off by the chinks anyway.
>>29284913Funny how I always thought mobile data was blocked but just yesterday I realized some fucker in my area got mobile data here range banned
>>29284081Shouldn't the gills face down? (Away from the swimming direction?)
>>29284866I use 4chan reader and it's competent enough, although I miss out on sounds.
>>29284442KLAIUS PLEASE, DON'T DO IT.
>>29284589grug goora think tribe cloth look goodmatches suisei legs!
>>29284869Yes, the entire market is fucking cancer and not worth anyone's time. Unironically all BilliBilli accounts should be closed and they should abandon any form of Chinese translation or outreach. This same shit is just going to keep happening over and over and over again, because the Chinks brass rings are unobtainibly high. You basically have to be a nationalist drone puppet to have any success in the Cinese market
>>29284907>how much is legitimately her just enjoying the attention and wanting more.Her chat is unironically the closest she's gotten to having a boyfriend.When was the last time she probably did her nails or brushes her hair on the suggestion of someone else?
>>29284928>another $5 Haachama memberDid you guys even check the tiers?
>>29284946Can Coco also speak normally or is she eternally stuck with her Micky Mouse voice?
>>29284589UNGA BOONGA SHARKROCK GO UP, POGROCK GO DOWN. BUY SHARKROCK
>>29284479>OverseasHolo EN has made £560,877.28 in supacha Cover get a 70% cut of that = £392,614.10. Assuming Cover don't take a cut of membership fees, the staff costs, model costs, equipment costs, commissioning art, all of that cost MORE than this number for the first two months. Either Hololive managers are paid bank, or the models costed a fuck ton, or YAGOO is talking only about Hololive CN.I personally think that the third option is the most viable.
>>29284923Your dogfucking reps...
>>29284871I'm glad I'm not alone in this. I want to be Marine's imouto and have her teach me how to draw porn. Then we can talk about our degenerate fetishes together.
>>29284363SURPRISE
>>29284853I never saw Fubuki again in these charts.She really died down after 1M race heh.
>>29284828I'm convinced it's YFU from twitch, especially since she clarified that it was one of her reaper friends
>>29284866I use it while in bed
>>29284923This has already been hard debunked multiple times retard
>>29284923Now that's what I call cope, holy kek.
>>29284970Why do you assume we care about member content?
>>29284977Why did you block out that last one dayo?
Ever notice how Amelia only uses art from really small creators on her schedules? Is it a coincidence or does she understand what it means to have a talent and a small following?
>>29284923this logic is pretty shita much higher proportion of jp-speakers have access to internet, and weeaboo shit like vtubers is much more ingrained within their culture. meanwhile english speakers include people that have no internet, are rednecks, etc
>>29284992From the thumbnail I thought it was Yotsuba
>>29284923Unfortunately the nousagi math fails to take into account the fact that english speakers watch Pekora too.
>you're halfway through a long day at work, having lunch>suddenly you get a call from your cute clown wife>she was lurking on 5ch, and the comments from her antis got to her>in between sobs she asks for validation>you skip the rest of your lunch and devote the rest of your time to reminding her how lovely she is>only by the end of the call does she realize she interrupted your lunch>she promises she'll make it up to her "#1 fan" with a "personal stream" when you get home>when you get home she's standing at you realize there is no on there>You frantically search around for her fearing for the worse.>You heard a thud upstairs in the attic, you open the hatch and enter the attic.>There you see than you wake up to the sound of polka's voice on the screen relieved that nothing mad happened to your wife.
>>29284791I thought Matsuri would be the kind to shank a dude not because of "together forever" but just to see what it'd feel like
>>29284479When they say "overseas", they mean CN, not EN. CN has dogshit view numbers and no income, of course they say it's operating at a loss.
>>29284978Cover gets 35%
>>29284946>Fapping to HolosOn occasion, sometimes.
gar goyla, your schedule onegai
>>29284934You're into GFE.
>>29284062She should stop mentioning stuff that doesnt belong on hololive while she is on the clock. Its fine if goes crazy with her roommate account but she is already making me hate "Mori".
>>29284894How generous of you to assume they're paying the idols/managers anything close to a 60k/year pre-tax salary
>>29284970I have her's so I can listen to her say "poggers daddy" in my ear
>>29284783I know they've been teasing an FPS thing but I kinda just want to listen to them shoot the shit.
>>29284866>>29284600Why would people use the mobile website when Clover app exists?
>>29284853
>>29284968I'm worried man. Part of me is loving all the love and affection she is giving us but I also want her to live a happy life with a healthy relationship. Fuck man why are we in this reverse parasocial relationship
>>29285011Meant for >>29284813
>>29285039I'm too lazy to sideload it on my iPhone
>>29284894+programmers+mocap stuff+officesAdd at least 300k
>>29284993>>29284992huh
>>29284946I'm a fan of big tits but Coco doesn't do anything for me personally. It's weird, I wonder why that is
>>29284978>Cover get a 70% cut of thatNo, they get a 35% cut. But still.
>>29285037They could play an FPS and shoot the shit while shooting shit
>>29285042LOLOLOL
>>29285027Maybe giving a lonely girl a boyfriend was the true girlfriend experience we had along the way
>>29285005the fuck is DST collab
>>29284908>love Mori and Amelia both for separate reasons>they rarely get any art of just the two of them>numberfag autists spent 3 (nearly 4) weeks pitting them against each other>narrativefags pretending they hate each other when Ame goes out of her way to show love for all of the ENs and Mori tries her hardest to watch Ame's streams despite the time zone issuesI'm tired. I'm just so tired of everything.
>>29285042>TFW its so boring down thereLOLOLOL
>>29285042God slayer....
>>29284866when shitting but i use clover
>>29285034But you don't get her member archive for 5 bucks..
>>29284484Spend that money on books and learn a skill
>>29284858I'm in a weird place with it too, either all that tsun schtick was a calculated attempt to make us think she couldn't act for shit, or she's genuinely just that fucking adorable naturally.
>>29285006They're also treating "English speakers" as people who speak any measure of English while assuming only people actually physically living in Japan will ever watch the Japanese streams...
>>29284869The bugs narratived that Aqua hated Coco's guts based on some really fucking stupid circumstantial evidence and then got godsmacked when their shitty schizo reality got slapped down.
>>29284056Hoping for Sora one day
>>29284412Collab when
You ARE doing your best to help the cause, right Anon?
>>29285004it's a predator dayo
>>29285064Don't starve together
>>29285073But I do. I just listened to it last night
Did Ame get to listen to the Pop Rocks remix?
>>29285043Are we still talking about Mori or Kiara at this point?
>>29285075cool
>>29284894damn holos get paid THIS much already?
https://streamable.com/gbw7v4
>>29284479The number might take into account the fact taht appeasing CN meant taking two of their bigger talents offline for 3 weeks.
>>29285064It's a typo, she meant DSP collab, they will play some Tekken together she said so during the SC stream
>>29285075
>>29284968
>>29285043>Fuck man why are we in this reverse parasocial relationshipBecause somebody has to make the reaper happy, even if it's not herself.
>>29285068then leave, if this thread is no longer enjoyable for you, why harm your mental health when you could watch your oshi without seeing schizos
>>29284732>Sep. 30, 1960In Lore, maybe.
>>29285100Yes
>>29285098no.
>>29285080I've got plenty of skills. That's why I've got money to throw at vtubers.
>>29284992>>29284993WHY DOES NOBODY FUCKING ADD NENE
>>29285051what are you even talking about
>>29284853What's with the Shion boost this time?>>29284994Last I checked she was still going strong, Fubuki and Korone aren't here because it displays as 0 if they get less than 10k/day
>>29284977>all the VOMsSupremely based
>>29284741Based gurameposter.
>Mori is following Joji on TwitterCollab when
>>29285015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrTfuZ3LFEM&feature=youtu.be&t=693
What will you do when Ame finally hangs Gura out to dry and takes over her entire fanbase?
>>29284992Where's koopa
Haachama-Townsends collab when?
>>29285126Do it yourself then you lazy fuck
>>29284946Only to Gura, Rushia, Polka, Towa, Ina, Watson, Matuli, Haachama, Noel, Marine, Pekora, Artia, Shion, Botan, Okayu and Moona
>Amelia concerned about collabing with Holostars in the futureyeah Amelia is safe from collabing with people outside of Hololive
>>29285147implying that will happen when amelia basically is hypewoman support for the entire gen
>>29285119Something something, you're here forever.
>>29285157As a worthless NEET, I put 0 in life skills and 100 into entitlement. FUCKING DO IT NOW
>>29285126She's too goddamn dangerous.
>>29285103>>29285030Yeah, it's actually a pretty generous assumption by me. IIRC multiple Holos talked about not being paid anything at all until after a month or so after they auditioned
>>29285126because she can only say TOMATO JUICE POTATO CHIPS
>>29284272The Connor guy stalking the others is a huge clout chaser, as one anon put it they are ones getting something out of the interaction.
>>29285147that's like 800k difference between them, anon.
>no no no it's not GFE it's Mori's BFE!So instead of acting like she's your girlfriend...she's acting like you're her boyfriend? And this is somehow different?
>>29285112Yes I believe it you stinky little Judas goblin. Any posts to the contrary claiming Mori has ever gotten laid or had a boyfriend is massive cope by her.
>>29284993AHHHHHHHHHHH TASUKETE NEGROHOMBRE
>>29284479>already timeloopingJesas
>>29285147I'm waiting for when they meet IRL and become closer friends
>>29284837kek this is beautiful, they get triggered over a mere greeting.
>>29284894I never look at anything apple touches are iphones really 6k???
>>29284365That's about what I feel too, he's probably a decent dude, and his artwork is great, but the level of Gosling he's approaching to only draw Gura fanart for nearly a month and a half now is a bit concerning when combined with the clip content. He should probably step back a little for his own mental wellbeing, at least for a time.
>>29285132She took some time off, came back, got a new costume and a cover song within 3 days.
>>29285100It applies to both of them. They're two best friends who are in a fake relationship while both are falling in love with their respective chats. >>29285113I want her to be happy and applaud our efforts in providing her the relationship she wants, but it's not healthy
>>29284873They can only speedrun Gura's 3D debut so fast, you do want it to be good right?
>>29285186Not true, she can also say Tomato chipshttps://streamable.com/c08pv1
>>29284772YOGIRI LOVE
>>29285189I LOVE MORI, OGEY?
>>29285166She'll make a poll and those yes-man will support it (again).
>>29285075>SEAniggersNot a surprise.
I have NEVER EVER spent a SINGLE CENT on a virtual youtuber.
>>29284837Post the Flare one
>>29285218She barely ever listens to polls
>>29284923This dude didn't take into account the fact that Japan's population is old as fuck, so at most there's going to be like 40 million that are interested in vtubers.
>>29284985Sandbag...
>>29284081OoooooooooOuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh Cumming on Gura's abs and watching it channel down her sculpted tummy Oooooooouuuuuuhhhhh
>>29285190Do you really truely, honestly, without a doubt, think that she has never had sex? Why are you coping so hard with this?
>>29285021
>>29285213Don't forget potato juice.
How can I get Gura to acknowledge me?
>>292852005 of them, yeah
I want Kiara to introduce the rest of the ENs to pic related
>>29285097What? But the perks say only lvl 2 gets asmr archives..
>>29284921>Haven't you seen the Aqua cope comic they made?No. post it
>>29285218you wouldn't?Collabing with Astel would be unironic kinoand most people here with Ame as their oshi watch her for her personality and fun energy
>>29285189>And this is somehow different?Yes? I know Nousagis aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, but think about it in terms of which side is more pathetic in either scenario.
>>29285247Be Ame.
>>29285126Nene is trash. Trash!
>>29285247Fuck off.
>>29284081>>29284082Does this count?
How was her sleepy stream?
>>29285247You don't know?
Quickly. Post THAT webm. You know, THAT one.
>>29285183I'd assume they're getting something like $2000 a month base, probably pre-tax. Enough to cover a small rent/bills, some food, and maybe a little left over for spending. All their actual money is coming from SC and membership.
>>29285043>>29284968As long as she avoids telling us about her real boyfriend, or people she'd want to be her boyfriend, she should be fine.
>>29284920She's really a textbook tomboy. Appreciating and complimenting her femininity completely disarmed her.
>>29285257
>>29285256Das nennt man Fleischkäsweckle. Senf drauf und ab damit!
>>29285247Take hostages at a major news corporation's office and force them to make a public broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPEBC5E4vzQLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29285256Holy shit that looks amazing, you made me hungry you fucking faggot
>>29285256is this halal?
>>29285247Be Watson Amelia
>>29285275Cute, comfy, and a little hot when she softly called us pieces of trash.
>>29285264No, holostars are trash and I wouldn't watch.
>>29285247Be a good drawfag and make good art of her for the rest of your days. Also stream your art sessions. Also don't forget to send in your tribute of akasupa everytime she streams.
>>29285232Not him, but I'm coping because if she could get laid then I have no excuses. I stopped hating my reflection several years ago.
>>29284926I feel like if Mori tried harder then it'd instantly fall apart, that or her actings a lot better than I ever gave her credit for.
Hololive Myth? More like Hololive Power Rangers>Red: Kiara>Yellow: Amelia>Blue: Gura>Black: Ina>Pink: MoriThe hidden ones>Haachama: Gold>Polka: Cyan>Booba: Booba>Coco: Zordon>bugmen: the regular big evils>Jin Pin: ZedRATE THIS NARRATIVEHOLOEN WAS DESIGNED TO BE LIKE THIS
>>29285256i ate that shit once at a festival.shits top tier, and im usually the kind of fag who eats only chicken
I do not think that Mori Calliope likes video games.
>>29285189Goslings, pathetic creatures of meat and ronery, panting and chair clattering as they superchat on their oshis streams.
>>29285247Fuck off shes mine
>>29285297nah
>>29285302ah well, that's fine
>>29285278
>>29285290HAACHAMAAAAA YOU SCAMMED ME This calls for a revenge mating press
>>29285294just fucking drop this bitch
>>29285232Honestly? Because she's kind of sad and pathetic. She never had a boyfriend, fled to Japan to chase a crush, simps for a guy with a BF. But she's cute, which is why she's desired, instead of despised, like your average man in the same situation would be.
>>29285147Have you seen how militant Gura's fanbase can get?
>>29285247Klaius...
>>29285294Meh
>>29285197>they offcollab>they find that they can't stand each other in person>gradually drift apart in online collabs and eventually just stop interacting with each other>they're still in big group collabs together but the magic is gone
>>29285218And she'll ignore the poll in favour of people commenting on the post, as she always does.
>>29285292The Trinity.
>>29285329Do we need to have this same discussion every day?
>>29285313but she bought a ps5 and demon's souls remake...
>>29285322Based
>>29285294POGGERS MY DOGGERS
>>29285294Why did Cover even sign off on this? Is this really the image they want their idols to have?
>>29285210Guess this is true. I'd be pretty disapointed if they fucked up her 3d as much as they did with her 2d.
>>29285043How can Real Guys even compare? Imagine being compared to someone who compliments and supports you all the time even loves your dorky way. Gives you big AKA SUPAS all the time. Loves you so much whenever you appear that they literally go into a frenzy. Speaks every single language and supports you all from all over the world. Now imagine being a normal human bean and try taking her out to a normal human date. She will quickly get bored from the lack of attention that you can produce as being a single human.
>>29285325She needs more chinpo milk so she can get smarter and not make such bad decisions
>>29285334That's a gif anon
>>29285189>So instead of acting like she's your girlfriend...she's acting like you're her boyfriend?Yes, we're just trying to raise her self-esteem.
>>29285322Why is she so jittery?Is gura under her table?
>>29285247you need to find a way to enjoy her performance without caring whether she acknowledges you.
>>29285294>deadbrapps unironically defend their oshi whispering about another manfucking cringe
>>29285278https://files.catbox.moe/pig879.mp4
Guac GarlicThe schedule...
Has your oshi read one of your non-paid for chats on stream before? Gura has for me
>>29285218She really only needs to worry about the language barrier and her gachikois that would send death threats to the homos.
>>29285322>c and g are not directly next to each other on the keyboard
>>29285329Why are deadbeats like this
>>29285358>idolsShe's a rapper. Don't you know that idol rapper is such an oxymoron? She's not even trying to idol it up. And in doing so, she is the most idol of them all.
>>29285278https://streamable.com/9hhh7x
>>29285334MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
Reminder that this has been CONFIRMED by AME and INA
>>29285297Halal variants might exist.
>>29285294STAY TUNED :}
>>29285286Okay but the second she starts gleefully drawing chat as her ideal man, we have to calm her down
https://twitter.com/JuicyCloney/status/1328434917047496708?s=20
>>29285189Its to make her happyI get to be her boyfriend either way
>>29285275Deadbeats got a glimpse of the Fandead experience.
>>29284923
>>29285348Only if you can stop with the puffery, Mori :^)>>29285388Why are Kenzoku like this?
>>29285294Only one girl can save us from this shit
>>29285358how new?
>>29285382Kiara isn't my oishi, but she has said my name multiple times and everytime she does I get closer to cumming
>>29285344And well if somoene here makes a valid point against it then she won't do it, but i doubt since majority here are in favor of that.
>>29285383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEzI7-SdBPQHis english is Haachama level, so it'll be fine.. と思う。。
>>29285358They didn't sign off on anything, pay attention
>>29285410God I love machine translated English
>>29285382Yup. Gura read my comment in chat and giggled, Amelia did too. I didn't feel special or anything, it just made me wish chat wasn't absolute cancer on aids 99% of the time so they could interact more with non psychotic fans.
>>29285382All 5 holoENs have read basic chat messages from me and replied to me. Ame, Ina, Haato, Gura and Kiara.Most even multiple times.
>>29285278https://streamable.com/632j0d
>>29285286>her real boyfriendMori....>people she'd want to be her boyfriendYou mean Sans Undertale?
>>29284853>Gura will reach 2m before ever getting that 1M celebration Can she seriously not do something simple like Fubuki did? Whats the big fucking hold up, did the dumb shark forget or what?
>>29285309So is Sora finally going full English going to be Green Ranger?
guac gyro has unpinned her old schedule. new schedule is imminent.
>>29285294>It doesn't matter if she sets a precedent for even worse collabs with shitty ecelebsWe warned you. You refused to listen.
>>29285410If you thought the number fagging is bad in here 5ch has it way worse.
>>29285428>I am the majority
>>29285382Kiara might have but I have members-only chat on so I'm honestly not sureShe might have called me weird for remembering her PC specs
>>29284957She also collabed with Miko though
>>29285451>Worse>When at the very least he'll be entertaining unlike those other fags
>>29285294Cool
>>29285450It's been unpinned since last thread, onegai
>>29285410We are not so different...
>>29285429Wrong thread buddy?
>>29285431So she agreed to a public appearance on an unrelated podcast using their character she's licensing from them without talking to anybody? How is that allowed?
>>29285406Seeing the thumbnail, I kinda want an Ame fanart in a traditional japanese kimono
>>29284484Next time Hachama is streaming i'll add her too..i want to hear here say thank you for membership if i can!
>>29285382Yes, multiple times. A few that aren't my oshi too.
>>29285294A collab with Moist will redeem Mori from trash taste
>>29284853Gura is actually about to lap everyone.
>>29285382Many times. She even indirectly references my tweets when I give her tips on how to video game.
>>29284992>>29285151I thought that was her on the left?
>>29285470Wrong post buddy?
>>29285456>She might have called me weird for remembering her PC specsbased gigastacy
If I made a HoloEN fangame would they play it on stream?
>>29285466she'll post it in no more than three or four hours now, you'll see!
Watame's been spending, like, 30 minutes trying to sleep in Minecraft. 2 ingame days already passed.
>>29285382YesIt's the real proof of being quality follower
Pekora's voice is annoying...
>>29285294
Can't wait for hololive to die and these girls move on to their own youtube platform so they can do their own thing naturally. I'm getting this idol vibe that sounds sketchy, don't know about the whole idol culture in asia but if these girls just got out to be famous youtubers that'd be for the better
>>29285490No that's a person who totally has never been a succubus before
>>29285471Did you even watch the clip in the video? Did you see what the title/topic was?
I just realized that even though we're getting Kiara/Marine this week, it's not RFA. It was too good of a dream.
>>29284772I don't see anything wrong with that. They knew they were finished weeks ago, you gotta do what you can to move on and keep yourself afloat financially.
>>29285322Good luck, you goofy lookin' skelebro.
>>29285344>>29285218Person who has gone against the yes-men and strongly influenced her here.I'm ok with homostar collabs (or papas like huke), nothing wrong with those. Just no outside of holo western twitchfag collabs.
>>29284858I think her and Kiara are scheming these things. A lot of their content has been similar. Kiara shows off her body, Mori does similar. Kiara entertains asmr, Mori soon follows. A master and apprentice. Kiara is Darth Sidious of Hololive.
>>29285444/sp/ janny btfo'd
>>29285494probably, but you would need to make it extremely PG and have no BGM
>>29284853Even Haato is enjoying the honorary EN buff.
>>29285450gar gouda has sat on my dick. impregnation is imminent.
>>29285329>>29285232>>29285190>>29284968This anon has a point, there's a high chance that Mori is still a virgin because she's waiting for her Mr. Perfect (me)
Are we really going to have a fucking Calli and Cr1tikal collab? Thats too much
>>29285448Shes waiting on Cover retard, this has already been explained multiple times
>>29285294I kinda don't care anymore, besides he's at least not as retarded as trash taste faggots.
>>29285382Yeah but it was Kiara. Not gonna lie like it was that hard to get her to read my message during her daily 4 hour long SC reading.
>>29285382She read my messages multiple times over the months. Ina even wrote down a suggestion I gave her, or so she said.
>>29284992I wonder if they could actually pull off a collab with her or if Cover would Yab/chat wouldn't be able to shut up
>>29285294People are doxxing that time she dropped some gift subs in him in the comments
Speaking of twitch cancer. I noticed that Polka has an automatic superchat notificator, just like those twitch streamers. https://youtu.be/kYCSZBG44AU?t=291So what's it gonna be? Is she destroying the hololive culture too? Is the worst thing since Hitler now too?t. Deadbeat
>>29285166Well, we already knew that when she dodged the Moonmoon question despite her roommate having been a fan of his.Even as early as her second day as a holo she was pretending not to know what "pog" was.
>>29285530Mori probably fucks like a rabbit, just admit it.
>>29285503are you even reading your own post? where would ame be if not for Hololive?
>>29285410Can't wait for Gura's live2d update reveal celebration karaoke to break YouTube
>>29285316Nice one.
>>29285507idk I wasn't talking about the hypothetical critikal one (which obviously is just her saying she wants to do it so wouldn't be at that stage yet) but the original podcast where she said it... I didn't watch it but just from that clip clearly seems like the sort of vibe that kinda clash with holo stuff yanno
>>29285448She probably just doesn't care.
Will Gura ever collab with non-Holos?
>>29284484Exquisite taste, anon.As for me - one and only Risu.
>>29285382Yes Ame has a couple of times but it's such a shot in the dark even in Members chats.
>>29285382Mori, twice actually
>>29285549based anti-twitch kayfabe, this alone boosts her so much for me
>>29285494Just make another Kiara game but be different by including all of EN
>>29285547PolkaMori Superchat reading collab when?
>>29285294JESAS
I hate to add fuel to this, yet Mori was in our threads last night. I remember that someone pretended to be Mori and it scared me because it sounded just like her. -When she wrote "tee hee" wrong, she insulted herself in the next post, just like how Mori would insult herself when she messes up.-The post said we were a special place, which Mori said in a previous stream when someone sent a /jp/ SC-The deleted post talked about how the late stream would make her haters mad, which was the Charlie collab. She then deleted her last post because I think she said too much but it's still in the archives >>/jp/thread/S29254844#p29256103And during a SC reading, she talks in an eerie way like it was a subtle message towards us and adds "Tee Hee" at the end.https://streamable.com/y1nqnj
>>29284868Because if you arent a newfag and have done your reps you would know that anyone who speaks badly of Aloe deserves to be skinned alive and rolled in a pile of salt.
>>29285503This is a well-crafted post. Not too obvious but provocative enough to get a rise out of people.
>>29285189For example, Rushia couldn't give two fucks about her audience. She's the type of person who if you caught her mic left on after stream it would be a bunch of laughter about milking those loser virgins dry again. Everything she's doing is calculated and it ends when the stream does.If you caught Mori with her mic off she'd be giggling and talking about how fun it was to hang out with everyone "Did they really think that was cute oh my god I can't believe I said that hahah" with a smile on her face.
>>29285503What the fuck kind of post is thisWhere the hell do you come from?
>>29285547pls... she doesn't want to go to her other job anymore... let her bait some SCs
>>29285547what the fuck are you on about? those are great, fits in well with her stream
>>29285366Fuck man, how can we even compete with our collective chat
>>29284484I am one with Unity
>>29285547streamlabs is the right way to go the difference is that twitch streamers have no standard of aesthetic design
>>29285410It's like looking in the mirror...
>>29284307I'm sorry.I'm so sorry.
>>29285580This is just some faggot pretending to be her
>>29285588It's called obvious bait
>>29285138who?
>>29285264>>29285513as long as he keeps it professional and no flirting. I;m ok I guess. I mean, I feel a bit possessive but isn't it a nature of having a waifu? I'm into 2D for girls not guys after all.But I'm not that unreasonable. If she wants to play with any holostars, fine. I think if Ame playing with chat more than them would be a reasonable compensation. At least she would consider speed chess already and that's a good start I guess.
>>29285500Well shit, I guess /v/ was right after all. Mori faggots needs to fuck off
>>29285580why are you screenshotting your own posts
>>29285580Unironically meds anon
>>29285580
>>29285547nothing wrong with that, twitch culture is the problem, not random shit like thatstreamlabs takes only 5% cut. Just saying
>>29285505Ah, I see.
>>29285494Ame would for sure, Kiara already got 3 but besides retweeted them hasnt mentioned them on stream.
>>29285580is this the pure definition of delusionneck yourself
>>29285587I can't believe I'm reading this. I'll ask you, sincerely:DOYUREALLY
>>29285546Doxxbeats really can't help themselves
>>29285550Why would Mori fuck a rabbit, she's not Kiara
>>29285607saving this
>>29285580I think you might have became Schizo without realizing it. Take your meds before it becomes too late.
what if kiara actually got a good mic
>>29285580>Mori is the one to read my postsFuck off, they are meant for Gura
>>29285580She wouldn't reveal herself like this, you are actually stupid if you fell for this bait.
>>29285580fuck off, mori
>>292854545ch uses advanced mental gymnastics to numberfag>>29285607Delete this
>>29285580You actually need to take your meds, you may actually have a disorder.
>>29285382Amelia has read mine a few times. She joked back at one of my messages which made me smile.
reminder that chinks, SEAniggers, and anifags are living in my head rent freeplease make it stop
>>29285547Several holos have had those. Subaru had one, Mio had one, Moona still has one, I think all of ID girls have them actually.
>>29285580I was gonna say take your meds until I watched the video
>>29285607I refuse to save this and curse my hard drive with it
>>29285552>>29285586>>29285588hololive is just a temporary stepping stone, now that overseas audiences and their simp internet culture is starting to flow in they can finally get a move on out of there and have a huge influence on what entertainment is for the future
>>29285398Gura that low when Ame said she was dangerous
>>29285547More excuses to hear Polka's SC jingle seems like a good thing to me.
>>29285580Anon, LARPing on /hlgg/ is all cringe and no kino.
>>29285494>>29285518what if we all chipped in to make BGM for the game
>>29285563HAHAHAHAHAH PIKAMEE MORE LIKE PEDOMEE AMIRIGHT? NEVER GETS OLD HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL
>>29285635She has a great mic, she just needs to tune it.Which will never happen because she's a birdbrain.
>>29285627EN newfags have no sense of privacy or etiquette. She even talked about it during the fucking podcast.
>>29285301>she softly called us pieces of trashIs there a clip of this yet
>>29285607Based and saved.
>>29285659The fuck is a temporary stepping stone nigga, go back to wherever you came from.
>>29285138A friend told me that Cursed Night "sounds like" a Joji track and I only barely held off on calling him the dumbest faggot who ever lived.
>>29285587>If you caught Mori with her mic off she'd be giggling and talking about how fun it was to hang out with everyone "Did they really think that was cute oh my god I can't believe I said that hahah" with a smile on her face.Do deadbraps really?
>>29285580Proof that these threads deteriorate your mental health.
>>29285580Get help man
>>29285598Based
>>29285607
>>29285580Stop trying to doxx yourself Mori
So how long until Mori calls Haachama and Polka HoloEN by mistake?
>>29285580Takes your meds, it might help you write better narratives
>>29285659>simpoh my god please STOP posting, better yet, get off fucking twitch
>>29285580I know people joke around when they call people schizos, but anon this is quite literally classic schizo behaviour. Dont meme yourself into a genuine mental illness over from 2d streamers. Be careful.
>>29285607absolutely based
>>29285587
>>29285706But they are
>>29285653>>29285580How does "address the haters" == "talk about a Twitchfag"
>>29285678Settle down, Pikuooooooooohmee
>>29284853I gotta say, I was confident Gura would blow past 1 mil, but I was just as confident she would probably plateau shortly after that, and that does not appear to be happening. She's serving as a good barometer of how big this Hololive shit can potentially go.
>>29285057With Mori screaming about hw bad she is at the game constantly, I don't that'll work.
>>29285678You okay?
>gura implied she would've had time to stream on Sunday if it was full gen collab>full gen collab was cancelled and she said she was too busy to stream on Sunday and only would if she could "squeeze it in"So was the collab cancelled because Gura was busy or was she not actually as busy as she said she was and just wanted to take a (rightful) off day?
>>29285674Getting right on it Ame
>>29285382Not that I know of..
>>29285382Mori has a few times now.
>>29285580oh no. that's depressing.
>>29285587What the actual fuck is wrong with deadbraps
>>29285685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8648sNuMWBQ
>>29284062I love her, her kisses heal my soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ
>>29285580Anon you might really be schizo. See a doctor
>>29285500At least use my latest version. Especially you, the guy who uses it to ritualpost it on occasion.>She doesn't need to care about Hololive>She doesn't need to adjust to Hololive culture>She doesn't need kayfabe>She doesn't need good chemistry with the others>It doesn't matter if she locks content behind her highest membership tier>It doesn't matter if a third of her streams are just akasupa readings>It doesn't matter if she reads them during collabs with other Holos>It doesn't matter if she blurs the line between vtuber and roommate>It doesn't matter if she never prepares for her streams and has to constantly damage-control mid-stream because of it>It doesn't matter if she only sees Hololive as a stepping stone in her career>It doesn't matter if she collabs with anitubers before collabing with another vtuber>It doesn't matter if she sets a precedent for even worse collabs with shitty ecelebsYOU ARE HERE>It doesn't matter if she negatively affects other HoloENs with her actions (in progress)>HoloENs don't need to be different from twitch streamers>Hololive doesn't need to be a virtual idol group>Hololive doesn't need to stay apolitical
>>29285678
>>29285708Stop replying to his obvious bait retard
when will haachama stream again :(I need my haachamachamachama
>>29285706She should and it would be cute
>>29285580THESE ARE DEADBRAPS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>29285678WE NEED A PEDOMETER FOR THIS.
>>29285681Do you remember when? I saw it but I can't remember the exact quote, and this is like the only podcast on youtube where there's apparently no autists posting timestamps in the comments.
>>29285725Ame is a very good tard wrangler, I have faith
>>29285580MY FUCKING SIDES THAT VIDEO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE
>>29285580Reminder that ame is also HEREhttps://streamable.com/556jdb
>>29285732gura is naturally lazy, just accept it. (I still love her though)
>>29285755Take this in the meantime
>>29285147Ame will need to do some unreal singing reps for that to work.
>>29285661Sharks are dangerous but they aren't hard to kill
>>29285732Obviously it means she would have made the time needed if it meant she could spend it with her good buds.
When Gura wants to reward herself. Do you think she eats half a regular McDonalds burger instead of splitting it in 4?
>>29285410Gura got 120K last time because she scheduled it 24 hours in advance due to the delay. Twice as many people waiting 30 min before compared to the day before.She's always been bad at this whole self-promotion thing.
>>29285755Currently feeding her my chinpo milk so she can get smarter and take over EN
>>29285587anon, the fumes from mori's braps have caused you to hallucinatet.deadbeat
>>29284813It means "anal tonight"
>>29285587This somehow just makes me want to pay Rushia more though.
SAVE THE CLOWN!
>>29285666enjoy 24/7 mindnumbing supachattohttps://streamable.com/9fxx68
>>29285580What a sad, sad post.I hope things get better for you man, you really need to take your goddamn meds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBcTake it slowly this book is dangerous
>>29285429You jahmpYou jahmp jahmpGod, he's worse than haachama
i wanna be nyanners' boyfriend!i wanna encourage her to apply for hololive!i wanna console her when she gets rejected for her past!
>>29285796I love it
>>29285748>It doesn't matter if she negatively affects other HoloENs with her actions (in progress)It has already happened, remember the sc the TT faggot sent yesterday to Ame and turned her chat to absolute shit.
>>29285410>smash bra3rd gen smashed their bras in a tournament???
I thank these threads for introducing me to Wagashi
I got banned from chat because I said おちんちん :(
>>29285580I don't know what to believe cause everyone here is anonymous, you could be her for all I know. I could be her, or even the anon post below mine is her
Where did the schizo narrative that Gura's first collab would be with shion even come from?
IM NOT MORI!
>>29285786She eats detective clunge
>>29285816Wow I wonder why
>>29285783This 100%
>>29285382She answered a question I asked in a member's stream. But then she also removed my song request from the streamelements queue, so it sort of balances out.
haachama's robot was actually half the size of the other girls' a mechalet
>>29285635Then KFP will move on to another excuse why she doesn't sound as good live as her old produced content. No one sounds as good live as edited and produced content
I just noticed Shion. Has another Holo given up her humanity? When will this plague end? Human Holos are a dying breed. These human-chimeras experiments must come to an end. The pure blooded human holos cannot die out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaPfcTetF-MI kinda miss this Akai HaatoHaachama...give her back
>>29284946Let them move their arms, Cover. What the fuck is the point of 3D otherwise?
>>29284484Miko Ina
>>29285769It's near the end of one of clipped highlight videos, Mori Calliope wasn't a fan of idols before she became one.
>>29285587MY Mori!
>>29285587Mori plz, stop masturbating in the thread
>>29285791>tfw still no amexchama feet licking artdrawfags... onegai...
Gyarfunkle Galaylay, schedule onegai
What's the next stream?
>>29285580Everyone is saying meds but this does sound like Mori
>>29285798I love the way she says "sir"
>>29285382Ame has read at least 1 of mine for sure, a few more probably, but they weren't unique enough to confirm it was my comment.
>>29285607Based
>>29285840it doesn't make any sense, but hear me outgive gura cat ears next
>>29285813
How do I save Polka from her despair?
>>292858133rd gen does have some heavy hitters and then Rushia for some reason.
>>29285840> abominashion.pngheh.
>>29285798Did Amelia respond to this?
>>29285607Saved and will make sure it gets posted every thread
>>29285807>Connor? >Who's that?Ame is unfathomably based.
>>29285869By becoming a Gosling for her
>>29285839That's because her design is based on an SD Gundam.
>>29285580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
>>29285840Haachama didn't get animal ears. But one could argue that Haachama never was human in the first place.
>>29285869It's a beautiful tragedy that isn't meant to end until it does
>>29285869lots and lots of red supachattos
>>29285831From Shion and Gura talking about each other very early on after debut. She was the first JP to interact with Gura offstream and they seemed to really like each other.
>>29285807If there is a second incident that can be directly attributed to Mori's actions, I will change it. "In progress" is still fine, for now.
>>29285869drugssometimes it's the only way
>>29285840Is Shion an actual witch or does she just larp as one?
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webmis catbox's main page not loading for anyone
>>29285840Catgirls are the future old man. Just wait for when Gura gets cat ears as well.
>>29285679>>29285587>"Did they really think that was cute oh my god I can't believe I said that hahah"I actually believe this since she's such a dork.
>>29285820>>29285830seems legit
>>29285831She commented in a Shion stream so the schizos here interpreted that as she loves her and they've been working behind the scenes on a collab for a long time
>>29285869She needs a steady routine of emotional abuse and romantic manipulation. 400cc of false-flag negging, stat.
>>29285841Haato is dead. Haachama kill her.
>>29285778okay rrail
>>29285880RRAT GUNDAM?
>>29285839She's doing an SD Gundam
>>29285898Works on my machine
Just woke up. Amelias schedule makes me proud to be a teamate. Except for looper, that movie makes no sense (plot wise). I'm mad just thinking about it.
>>29285706She wouldn't be wrong though
>>29285549This is why I'm not worried about Calli ruining things. She's a lone outlier. They aren't going to restructure their whole business around her like the doomposters keep claiming. If she pulled Gura numbers maybe, but she's barely second place with Ame. Regardless, I don't think most the other ENs even want to get involved with that kind of content. Ame has already shown she is 100% in the traditional Holo mentality. Ina definitely is too. Kiara seems like she wants to stick with it. Gura is Gura so who knows whats going on there, but given she didn't immediately jump on the OTV train, she's probably safe.
>>29285883Her twin tails are the antennae of the brain eating parasite that killed Haato
>>29285880she really like playing the chaotic clown
>>29285869you can't, we can't
>>29285898I can't believe this happened live on stream
>>29285580why are doxbraps like this?
>>29285147Honestly I don't believe most of Gura's subscriber base even watches other Holos, they just like the funny meme kusogaki.
>>29285847no, mori is MINE
>>29285869Query:Why doesn't Polka hold the phone up to her ear?
>>29285732She suffers from ADHD and has to medicate to get anything productive done. Doesn't want to stream while on 60mg of Adderall
>>29285790>Gura got 120K last time because she scheduled it 24 hours in advance due to the delay. Twice as many people waiting 30 min before compared to the day before.>She's always been bad at this whole self-promotion thing.They don't seem to understand how this scheduling thing works (and that it'll show up on the official holo-schedule).
>>29285807I can actually imagine Ame watching and taking interest on his content now because VA stuff. Unless she noticed early on that he's quite the faggot.
>>29285798Ame please step on my dick
>>29285924This narrative is too strong for me, I need my meds
>>29285831from shion
>>29285120She could be 70 years old, she references a lot of old stuff. She said she wants to do a 40s themed karaoke.
bros...check her twitter
Gura's latest minecraft stream was fantastic>Ok, today we are definitely going to build things>Hey look, a horse!
>>29285841Haven't you listened to her song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGvRvyEItM
>>29285626>>29285692>>29285714
>>29285840there's literally nothing wrong with having cat ears.
>>29284484Was thinking about dropping Coco but getting some sympathy points for being pinned down by the dogmen so her content is being affected accordingly and she's been talking in ALOT more English that past 2 weeks. Haven't been seeing much EN content from Polka + >Ark
>>29285580>The deleted post talked about how the late stream would make her haters madThere is a fucking 90% chance literally anything she does will make her haters mad you dumbass. Saying "she'll make people mad in her next stream" is akin to saying Ame will screech like a goblin in her next stream
>>29285878But then she said "from the podcast? Ahh I see". Actually kind of mad she didn't just ignore him, but he collabed with her genmate so it might've been rude.
>>29285451>worseCharlie's content is circling the drain but he's still infinitely more entertaining than those 3 faggots off the podcast. He also has an understanding of maintaining kayfabe so at least it wouldn't be 2 hours of him trying to get her to break it.
>>29285278https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>29285937Does Polka have two sets of ears like most of the hololive girls?
Why does Okayu have so much spic speak, russian, retarded ironic weebs and spammers in chat? I felt like I was having a stroke reading it.t.opened chat for some reason
Is HoloMyth worth watching even if I've already been spoiled about the twist?
https://youtu.be/hc0ZDaAZQT0Polka cover when
>>29285778>yet another "okay" that clearly uses a "k" soundYou niggers are fucking deaf.
>>29285869Be Mori
>>29285869Corner her with Kiara and kidnap her to a spa dateThreesome should help her a bit
>>29285876maybe she'll notice the one in her twitter tag
>>29285816I don't get it
>>29285820She could be youShe could be meShe could even be-
>>29285831Not schizo. The only JPs we know Gura has talked to so far are Shion and Marine. Since Marine and her only did a 5 second meme video together, people think Shion is likely for the first real collab.
>>29285784But she didn't say that did she? Just dangerous
>>29285964Absolutely deadbased
>>29285969To be fair, the chat went apeshit when he commented, so it was hard to ignore him
>>29285960but she did build things, 2 large things in fact
>>29285926I wanna see Haachama go OHOHOHO
Predicting that Gura won't post a schedule until Ame finally wakes up and confirms what Gura asked her on Discord. So cya in 6-8 hours.
>>29285382My stupid jokes in the chat have made Mori laugh at least twice.
>>29285960sometimes I get annoyed at her attention span, but it usually ends up being for the best>I want to add boobs to amelia's statue, >no I didn't mean to add the dick!
>>29285863it's more sensible than you might think.
>>29285960First Gura stream?To be fair she was way more ADHD riddled this time tho
>>29285943>Doesn't want to stream while on 60mg of AdderallHow different would that be from when she streamed on 400mg of caffeine?
why don't I hear soundposts
>>29285977>defending anitubersThey're all utter cancer, and so are you for being familiar with their content. Fuck off.
>>29285923That's what I want to believe. That Mori is just like that and that the cancer won't spread.But if it metastasizes, it's game over. Look forward to Gura singing Bitch Lasagna.
>>29285986I mean, she just covered "Rolling Girl" like three days ago.
>>29285923>This is why I'm not worried about Calli ruining things. She's a lone outlier. They aren't going to restructure their whole business around her like the doomposters keep claiming. If she pulled Gura numbers maybe, but she's barely second place with Ame.>Regardless, I don't think most the other ENs even want to get involved with that kind of content. Ame has already shown she is 100% in the traditional Holo mentality. Ina definitely is too. Kiara seems like she wants to stick with it. Gura is Gura so who knows whats going on there, but given she didn't immediately jump on the OTV train, she's probably safe.This parasocial-relationship thing is really strange. Is this the power of the "1000 true fans"-concept?
>>29285708It's not twitch, it is streaming/internet meme reddit fandom culture in the US, it is what today's men pay with their money>>29285690Hololive was never meant to be popular overseas, but every since these girls started dabbling with western audiences they're revenue and base skyrocketed, and a huge potential was uncoveredThis potential can only be achieved if they drop the whole confined "idol" establishment.
>>29286018Going to believe this Narrative.
>>29285580You're crazy anon. Mori wouldn't post here, you should really take those meds.
>>29284056Callie-sensei giving Polka English Lessons COLLAB PLEASECoco did it once with Mio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ98oQjwa4Callie or Kiara could do just as good of a job.
>>29286018Ame is intentionally avoiding Gura's messages since she's sick of collabing with her all the time
>>29286028You lack the plugin.
>>29286000How can you post on /jp/ and not know the most basic japanese word?
>>29285869We literally cant.Maybe if she gets more EN fans, and stop going to 5ch...
>>29285732I think it's more likely one or two of them say "Should we collab this weekend?" and someone replies "Sure" but then no other plans are made and so no collab happens.
>>29285960First Gura stream?To be fair she was way less ADHD riddled this time tho.
>>29285451Charlie is better, fuck you, and I don't even like brapqueen.
>>29285962Of course I have anon, she ends almost all of her karaoke streams with it.
>>29286029He's not an anituber. Have a basic understanding of things before you talk about them.
>>29284043>I want more ENmaCommission a live2D or make a 3D model for her to use.
>>29285580>they still don't know how Mori posts
>>29286008Since when have Holos had to actually say something for it to be true in this thread?
>>29286026If you have legitimate ADHD, it doesn't make that much of a difference.I take adderall and drink a shit ton ofcoffee to get stuff done. All it does is make me not mindlessly browse /hlgg/ and actually be a functional human being.
>>29286020>>29286014>Gura literally gives Watson a dickuhmmmm narrative bros???
>>29285978is that polka?
>>29286049So we need to destroy 5ch to save Polka's soul?
>gurame stuff over past month>remember the cunnypic ame liked on twitter a month and a half ago "accidently"I'm thinking it wasn't accidently and she thought the light censor was enough to not be a problem but was told my a manager otherwise later on.Im thinking ames always been a sharkcunny hunter and she finally got her in her grasp...
>>29285982Must've caught fleas from Korone.
>>29286034>This potential can only be achieved if they drop the whole confined "idol" establishment.You seem to misunderstand the business.
Post unrealistic narratives
>>29285960Spamming chickens in KFP was hilarious
>bit her tongue off, has a scar to this day>left in a hot car as a child, smeared melted crayon on the cieling as revenge>eats sand>huffs sharpies, paint, gasoline>was homeless>orphan>bit by multiple dogs, almost have your throat ripped out by one>got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived>former hikkineet>cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>dumpster dove>lied to strangers about her age on runescape, probably ERP'd>broke her skull open, has lasting brain damage and can breathe through her head>used to only shower once a week>almost certainly on the spectrum>screams at video games, hits her desk to the point things fall off it>afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>read gay tf2 fanfiction>played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>cut the tip of her thumb off while cooking>orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>cant do division>streamed on gura's channel by accident>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth>Her Mother was kidnapped and ransomed in Morocco, and her family had to wire $300 to get her backBros... How do we save her...
>>29286085no it's me
>>29286101Mori owns a gun
>>29285382it's happened for everyone but Kiara who is my oshi and Ina
>>29286029He's actually a professional trading card game gambler
>>29285580Man you sound nuts, Mori posting here? Hahahaha, let's laugh at this wacky guy.
>>29286101Kiara does not own a gun
>>29286025>>29286055Is that you, Gura?
>>29285943>Side effects:>Loss of appetite, weight loss, dry mouth, stomach upset/pain, fever, nervousness, and trouble sleeping may occur.uh oh>>29286026>Caffeine makes amphetamines more effective, so a person taking Adderall, for example, would likely feel a stronger impact, including greater side effects.
>>29286060No, I don't really want to know anything about your shitty e-celeb. Kill yourself.
>>29286107>lost her caretaker
>>29286101gura and ame do NOT have discord sex
>>29286108nice cumming voice bro
>>29285841https://litter.catbox.moe/2x9ujo.webm
>>29285732wanting to take one day off work in a week does in fact count as being too busy to go to work.
>>29286088Yes.
>>29284242no wonder everyone always says coco's so supportive of them behind the scenes
>>29286042People go to Kiara for help because she's more fluent, but I don't think she's that good of a teacher.
>>29286101Kiara is unrionically lesbian
Gura removed her last schedule from her pins.Soon.
>>29286060go back
>>29285382A few times for my JP but Ina and the others not yet
>>29286119Haha yeah, what a silly idea.
>>29286034>"Hololive doesn't need to be a virtual idol group"
>>29285362>much as they did with her 2d.Y know this is a big part of her charm, right?
>>29285987Are you blind ? Did you not notice the rrat ?
>>29285969The funniest part to me was how she mispronounced his name. Who doesn't know how to say "Connor"? That had to be on purpose.
>>29285964Listen, I'm a deadbeat too, but you can't believe she'd react in this way to her audience of ugly beta societal rejects, it would be ridicolous.
>>29286101Gura and Ame HATES each other and are just pretending to love each other to save face.
>>29286088Fuck that. 5ch is what makes Polka need us. Don't you understand? You won't fix Polka, you'll just destroy the her we know. If she got self-esteem, she would be boring.
I tried DMing Gura on discord to ask about her schedule and she blocked me :(
>>29286151She removed that like an hour ago
tf77y6
>>29285732Gura was willing to make time for her mates, but in the end it never materialized, so she just fucked off for the day.
>>29284056I spent 5 minutes wondering who the Mori look alike was seeing as the middle 5 were taken up but only now do I realise the order was messed withI'm like >>29284086 but actually unironically seriously fucking stupid
>>29285294I remember liking Charlie with his Oregon trail playthroughs back in like 2012. What is it about face reveals that signals the decline of YT channels?
>>29286081freudian slip
>>29286129>>29286152Glorifying pretending to be a dumb faggot who talks about things he doesn't know about is no way to live. If you want to say he's shit, go right ahead, but at least say it for the right reasons.
>>29286101Mori loves her audience.
>>29286168You did this to yourself, Klaius.
>>29286088Convince botan to borrow Polka's potato and edit the hosts file so 5ch redirects somewhere else.
>>29286101It's not HER
>>29286101Mori masturbated herself to sleep after her stream today because her heart was too excited afterwards
>>29286028https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds
>>29286168You get what you fucking deserve.
REMINDER THAT ID GEN2 AUDITION WAS 1 MONNTH AGO>ID GEN 2 NEXT YEARREMINDER THAT ID GEN2 AUDITION WAS 1 MONNTH AGO>ID GEN 2 NEXT YEAR
>>29286101Here anon I got you unrealistic narratives
>>29285580Mori posting on /hlgg/?Crazy! you sound so so crazy!Tee hee
>>29285869Frist step would be ungraduate Aloe
>>29286101gura owns a gun and it's not a lever-action rifle or a revolver
>>29285587Gura and Ame would just be dead silent and the only thing you'd hear is furious typing and the sound of vibrators going off.
>>29286178Having your face hidden generates hype, like "Who's behind the mask?", when the mask is taken off some people lose interest
>>29286178his repetitive videos and humor
>>29286127Wait a minute
https://youtu.be/IPEBC5E4vzQThis future, you chose.
>>29285580What if this post is actually Mori and those posts were just a Mori roleplayer and now Mori is posting as a schizo who is fueling the idea that Mori is posting here?How deep does this go?
When's the next stream?
>>29286188congrats on taking bait, newfag
>>29286211sex...
>>29286155>>"Hololive doesn't need to be a virtual idol group"It feels like this could be a Sony-Entertainment-moves-HQ-to-California-to-censor-Japanese-games advocate.
>>29286088One of our dumpster-diving anons that browse 5ch should tell the nips to fuck off and that we love Polka over here.
>>29286178Face reveals are fine. Moving to LA is a huge red flag though
>>29286119>>29286154Wait a minute, these posts...
>>29286178i was following charlie back when he was doing those really dumb mw2 and bad company 2 videos, then eventually my interest went down
>>29286162I gotta believe it's because she saw yen on the supa and just mentally flipped a switch in her head
>>29286089do you have a keyword or date to search specifically, want to see what how the thread reacted.
>>29286076>>29286119>>29286154>>29286210GUYS STOP IT, I'M STARTING TO THINK MORI IS POSTING HERE NOW
https://files.catbox.moe/o30qn9.mp4what did she mean by this?
>>29286047I can read kana, I don't get the joke
>>29285732Gura is such a lazy brat I bet she didn't do anything all Sunday and Monday other than go to church
>>29286194>Klaius
>>29286101Superliminal Ame is coming back
>>29286226We are all Mori.
what's the deal with polka
>>29286101You're all cool, amazing, thoughtful, and mentally stable people, and I love all of you.
>>29285580>>29256196
>>29286101Against all the odds and evidence, Mori is NOT actually satan's cube.
>>29286101Kiara isn't comfortable being naked around Mori because her body is commonly covered in bruises and bite marks from her prostitution job.Gura's genetic condition which gives her the short height and childlike voice will kill her within a year.Mori is actually extremely good at grand strategy games but thinks it would be boring streaming content so she avoid talking about it.Ame is secretly racist as fuck and wishes those slant-eyed nips would just learn English already so her courtesy collabs would be less awkward.Ina is treating Hololive as a temporary side gig and will graduate early next year.Haachama has contracted salmonella.
>>29286072Ame said ENMA has no plan for that but she thinks it might be cool.
>>29286205>SEAnigsnobody cares
>>29286248>>29286239
>>29284056add Korone
>>29286213Gura owns an AR-15 and is fully prepared to fire on ATF glowies if they infiltrate her compound
>>29286217Gura's mic would be birds singing, cows mooing and avocado tree leafs' rustling.
>>29286031>Look forward to Gura singing Bitch Lasagna.>he doesnt knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzwAoD1KI0
>>29285278This is just a test to see if I can soundpost with a twitter link
>>29286089Whats the source for this image?
>>29286101Cover isn't dipping into mercenary businesses
>>29286257I can't prove you're not Mori.
GUYS IS MORI POSTING HERE OR NOT, I'M CONFUSED
>>29286088Yes
>>29286162Yeah, I think that was to make fun of spammers before she realized who it was.
>>29286272I care, they are my people
>>29286291
>>29286178Honestly he turned into a bitch, that's my problem with him, ever since he revealed his face he has to , whenever he decides to take his stance on something, be as neutral as possible, he doesn't have the balls to have his own opinion, he can be funny here and there but he's just a pussy nowadays.
>>29286195>Convince botan to borrow Polka's potato and edit the hosts file so 5ch redirects somewhere else.It would be more effective to hire someone to do the 5ch-browsing for her and summarize the criticism.
If I sleep now, Gura will post her schedule 1 minute later and it'll include a stream starting in a few hours.If I don't sleep, Gura will not post her schedule for another 4 hours and today will be a day off.
>>29286249thank you sir
>>29286034>>29286093Its both kind of, and you even see this in the non-ironic comments and supas where some people play along and don't give a fuck yet others want them as actual wives/girlfriends. There's the people in western culture who know about the man behind the veil when it comes to celebrity relationships, while there's the Japs who absolutely refuse to acknowledge it. Then there's everyone in between. Covid and algrorithms probably helped quite a bit with the normalfag population, especially with the zoomers who can't tell fantasy from reality in an unhealthy manner.
>>29285580>Mori punishing meI don't believe it, it's too good to be true.
Mori is posting right now, yet we'll just never know...
>>29286291If you have to ask, it's already too late for you.
>>29286280Yes, exactly that.The same idiots asking her to sing Country Roads, not for her singing talent, but for the stupid Crunchyroll meme.
>>29286303Welcome to EU Gura's experience, enjoy your stay!
>>29286270>Haachama has contracted salmonella.This is the most realistic narrative that could ever be.
Oh no, Gura can't collab with Pekora...
>>29286224>>29286127i don't like thinking about those shady drug dealers doping her up on speed.
>>29286261She's a sad clown.
>>29286245Amelia horny oct 4~ or so
>>29286291No, I'm not.
My retarded little sister keeps making this stupid face. How do I get her to stop?
Please be civil for what comes next.
>>29286257I'm Calliope Mori
>>29286301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUSKB_j--AThink of the poor guy.
>>29286245>do you have a keyword or date to search specifically, want to see what how the thread reacted.You can't search for that with search terms because those words are used nearly every day on /jp/ in that context. Even the date range might not help you.
>>29286303make the sacrifice for us and go to sleep
>>29285851Commission it yourself
>>29286261She needs drugs. Xanax or coke.
Mori if you're here:collab with literally ANYONE, and please make that they're the most normalfag persons you can find.Then start collabing with big ones, then become President of the USA and FUCK OFF FROM HOLOLIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29286275>one of the most enthusiastic about learning EnglishI'm actually pretty excited about this
>>29286347what did you mean by this?
>>29286257>self hating deadbeats posting evolves into self hating mori posting>t. Deadbeat shitposts evolve into t. Mori shitposts.
>Mori in Japan>Ina Ame Gura scattered across the US>Kiara soon to be in AustrialiaThe thought of never having a group off kills me
>>29286303Please sleep
>>29286291Apparently, the word on the street is that I am.
>>29286283>List of usable hosts:>catbox.moe>dmca.gripe>lewd.se>pomf.cat>zz.ht
>>29286291Don't be silly Anonchama..
Mori is actually making the bulk of anti posting in the hopes of destroying this thread! Don't reply to falseflaggers, EMBRACE UNITY!
>>29286373"Based"
>>29285851>tfw still no amexchama feet licking artEven worse, still no Ame, Haachama feet art review collab
>>29286347What comes next?
>>29286088>5ch harassing Polka>Not harassing Calli who is actully cancer and a threat to Cover as a wholeI don't get these idiots.
>>29286286https://twitter.com/atahuta_/status/1327810050585456643
>>29286193I BELEEB
>>29285607mmmmmonster based
>>29286358Die schizo, you don't belong in this thread!
>>29286202thank you for the meal
>>29286335>they fucking have GET posting there tooWhy the fuck is humanity globally retarded?
>>29286101My holo lives me
>>29286352>>29286371Okay but someone call me to wake me up once you guys know what she'll stream tonight
>>29286291It's fun to stop thinking sometimes and just believe.
>>29286034>This potential can only be achieved if they drop the whole confined "idol" establishment.If they wanna act like western vtubers, they going to get paid like western vtubers. There's a reason Hololive is popular, and that isn't it.
>>29286319Oh shut up. There are retards in every community but people know she's talented. Country Roads is a good song and she did a great job singing it during her karaoke. Stop trying to act like you're better than other people.
>>29286224I'm going to need some meds for this narrrrrative. It's becoming too real.
>>29286291Of course I'm not
>>29286202Yeah I have no idea how to get this to work. I can't even open the script
>>29286347
>>29286325Oh did she tell you about it Mori?
>>29286345Hold her nose and jam something into her mouth.
>>29286178Having your actual identity tied to your Internet personality means you have to play it safe with all of your content from that point forward. There's no real divide between "Internet personality" and who he is as an individual beyond playing things up for the camera. The face reveal hurt his content because it removed the mystique.
>>29286277i like this naive rrat. A shame I have a black thumb
>>29286390If instead of collabing with absolute faggots she'd make more streams like DOOM, the rrat dancing one or the date I'd fucking love her. But no...
>>29286101My holo loves me
>>29285382Gura laughed at my bad pun and came dangerously close to actually saying my username.Kiara read my message on how to pronounce a word.Ame might've read some of my solicited backseating messages on MC.Ina might've read a suggestion I made for her.Pekora read my chat complimenting her.
>>29286386>Shitting on my clown wife's gfFuck off
>>29286211Hokkaido Rescue Mission arc, onegai Gen 5...
>>29286347Memories..
>>29286101Ina owns a M109A7 Howitzer for recreational purposes
>>29286034>This potential can only be achieved if they drop the whole confined "idol" establishment.I agree, they need to stop being idols and start their own cults and militias
If Mori did come here she'd have been here long enough to just giggle at all the retarded antis and narratives and it would effect her very little.
>>29286256she's always there, you just need to watch the streams fully
>Been busy moving the last few>Finally have time to do some archive reps>Haachama has infiltrated the EN serverWait...Haachama has been playing on the EN server by herself?! I thought EN domination was a fucking joke?!
>>29286351Don't worry anon-sama, I did my archive reps>>/jp/thread/S27292702#p27295480
>>29286386Not only is her cringe lost in translation, the idiots at 5ch will probably never know about her collabs with anitubers and/or why we hate her for it.
>>29286383I like the cut of your jib anon, we could be brothers. I agree, an Amelia x Haachama r18 art review collab (with plenty of foot femdom) + "how to deal with misbehaving teamates/haatons" zatsudan is long overdue
THREAD MELTDOWN ONEGAI
>>29286412Thank you oh wise avocado tree. Any ideas for what I should put in her mouth though?
>>29286101Jet fuel can melt steel beams
>>29286173
>>29286387would've been better if it was deepthroating her or fucking her pussy into submission
>>29286386I like to think at 5ch they are wanting to accept Mori has an honorary JP to make her feel better and wondering why people here aren't shitting on Polka.
>>29286347>unknown.png
>>29286444Nah I'm good
>>29286347We're literally still in middle of the fallout of the last one Mori, can you fucking wait at least a month?
>>29286422Is your username yab or something?
>>29286386Can we trade Polka for Mori?
>>29286431If I were an Holostar or whatever I'd literally browse here for the entirety free time and laugh at retards naive rratting.
>>29286275Why is the holo that plays games the most collabing with the person that just today said they don't like playing games so shes doing GFE?
>>29286392Shut up and look at this 2
>>29286270>Mori is actually extremely good at grand strategy games but thinks it would be boring streaming content so she avoid talking about it.>Ina is treating Hololive as a temporary side gig and will graduate early next year.t.Deadweight
>>29286386>threat to Cover as a wholeI laugh my ass off every time someone posts this and means it
>>29285869Big Overseas Ochinko
>ywn go on a date with your oishiit hurt bros
>>29286165I hate myself for knowing this is true
>>29286469She's such a threat that they signed off on what she was doing.
>>29286456Gura Cute
Oh hey the guy colored it.
>>29286394Install twitter on your phone and have it notify you whenever Gura tweets.
>>29286270>Mori is actually extremely good at grand strategy games but thinks it would be boring streaming content so she avoid talking about it.Please be real.
>>29286386>4chanはカリイに嫌がらせをしている>うるさいポルカに嫌がらせをしているわけではなく、アイドルっぽくない。こういう馬鹿は理解できない
>>29286430>start their own cults and militiasIts part of the plan
>>29286399
>>29286438Everyone (viewers) was kind of surprised but welcomed her heavily, good amount of supas. And she's defintiely setting up for the foundation to stay there or at least leave a substantial mark.
>>29286447A piping bag, but full of guacamole instead of frosting.
>>29286368It'll happen in six months, when Covid is mostly over and they all fly to Japan for their 3D debuts. You just have to beleeb.
Chicken... don't look
MORI IF YOU'RE HERE, JUST GIVE ME A SIGN
Who is streaming next?
>>29286456this is itcover onegai
>>29286459Not really, no, just muttered it.
>>29286165Well I'm not a dick so I care more about Polka being happy and living a good life than thinking her depressed sobbing sounds kind of cute
fuck Among UsSCP: Secret Laboratory collab when?
Please complete this exclamation:Mori ____!
>>29286431I imagine Deadbeats being fucking retarded would affect her most of all.
>>29285869EN should just collab with her more.
>>29286481I agree
>>29286469i fucking know, right?
>>29286463It's a scripted collab
>>29286270>Ina is treating Hololive as a temporary side gig and will graduate early next year.This one I can actually believe. Maybe not next year, but I can see Ina graduating without problem.
>>29286425I wish but they didnt go to Hokkaido today and they are returning to streaming tomorrow and Aloe is there for just 3 days
just woke up, what's the deal with Polka? Is 5ch mad with her or something?
>>29286347This is by insider-kun isn't it. Nothing good comes from these. Nene graduation announcement after her live in 2 days
>>29286484>finally fall asleep>phone goes "SHAAAAAAAAAARK, SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" to wake you up>it's just Gura posting "time for food dood"
>>29286502Theyre just like us!
>>29286386She's a gaijin, it's different
>>29286475Where is this from
>when your sudden poor heart condition actually nearly gives you a heart attack from going full ghostling for MoriBros I think I need Mori to turn down the GFE or I will actually die from love
$1000 that kyOresu will be in 2nd gen
>>29286503Was the bugsnax reference not enough for you?
>look up photos for the world tour Haachama contest>a third of them are from Taiwan and HKfeeling bad for her and them
>>29286211delta...
>>29286502wait she got less than Amelia? keklets see if her show this Friday will break that
>>29286438Not all narratives are wrong, some just need time to be made true.
I'm happy for Haachama.
>>29286168I asked Gura to do a cunny reveal on twitter and she came to my house and bit off my left arm :(
>>29286386I'd like to think there's a post this stupid on 5ch, just with the names reversed. It amuses me to think that there's a parallel schizo complaining about how Polka is destroying Hololive while Karri-chan's music is elevating it to new heights.
>>29286319False. I don't care about memes or meme songs. I legit just wanted to hear a proper non-memeified rendition of Country Roads by her without silly wacky noises and intermissions.Glad I got it.
>>29286517>Gura's first official cover will be yet another King coverNow this would really suck
>>29286438Just wait until Polka join in as wellThe truth follows perception and 4chan is humanity's crucible
>>29286463>doesn't like playing gamesThen why does she?
>>29286270>Haachama has contracted salmonellaShe ate what basically was raw chicken during her collab with Kiara. I would be surprised if she didn't contracted them.
>>29286548What does that have to do with here?
>>29286532>phone goes "SHAAAAAAAAAARK, SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" to wake you upCringe, put this one instead:https://files.catbox.moe/4w0rb3.webm
>>29286211CEO of coitus...
>>29286538Damn I can't believe that bitch is now killing people. Graduation when?
>>29286386>"Poor Polka harassed by antis!">Use the same logic as Polka antis to shit on a girl you don't likeReal classy there, see this >>29286491
>>29286502>Ame thirdI really wonder how she feels about that.
>>29286513Mori is boring!
>>29286536Some kind of event in Japan I guess
>>29286547Does she have streaming experience?
>>29286475But I did though
Teamates, do any of you remember which stream Ame mentioned ballroom dancing? It was either a superchat or a question about dancing.
>>29286568Bad at games + games = cringekino, which ironically is what she's best at.
>>29286517King? More like Emperor.
>>29286378thanks
>>29286513Love
>>29286517ENperor Shark
>>29286586Same as Mori
>>29284092>wanted to build stuff>realize EN server ain't got shit>starts mining>says she wants to build a castle next weekend
>>29286491>>29286386Can we just trade?
>>29286502>fifty thousand people listening to your dogshit karaokeThat must be fucking terrifying. Thank Jesas for Amelia
>>29286532>SHAAAAAAAAAARKSHaaAaAark
>>29286579I find it funny how this keeps happening. People shit on Mori than love Polka but 5ch does the reverse. They even both have the same weird obsession with the thought that they're "destroying" Cover.
>>29286502Urugura!
>>29286574That's pretty funny
Post cute Guras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29286439They made a good point.Remember when Ame also liked this?
>>29286502Did Ina really get that much??? When was that?
>>29286598I hope you know what Aloe Love means anonwell I mean at least you know Mori's future
>>29286523I still don't get where that narrative came from. Aloe's hokkaido is because of a lottery ticket she won
I really have to wonder how the other girls feel about collabs like these. I'm willing to forget about TT since that was approved by Cover, but cr1tikal is his own thing. Amelia and Gura don't acknowledge Moonmoon or Sykkuno but cr1tikal gets into contact with Mori and she immediately makes it public info and hints that there's a chance of a collab. I doubt that they wouldn't have talked about this in private but the fact that Mori brought it up in public probably means the other girls either approve of it or just don't care either way.
>>29286518That's a cute fucking sip.
>>29286536Holoket likely
>>29286580She's probably happy, but she's also said that she dislikes listening to her own singing after the fact so she might also be confused.
>>29286565Nah, her natural voice is good. They will never autotune it. I unironically expect Plastic Love or Stay With Me cover first. "City pop shark" has kind of became her schtick
>>29286616
>>29286572Bugsnax is a /v/ meme>>29286617WE ARE SAVED
>>29286565It would suck for all the other King covers and the original.
>>29286532>>29286608There's no fucking R in SHAAAAAAAAAAK, you faglords.
>>29285005she probably choose artwork that best fits her timetable layout, regardless of the artists talent.most "talented" artists only tend to do boring pinups or coomer bait anyway.
>>29286565I guess she could sing one of the five other songs Cover has permissions for...
>>29286243Is youtube name isn't connor though it's CVsomething
>>29286616Ya ding dong
>>29286502>Calli the Career Musician losing Amelia who's dogshit at singingI'm not an anti but that's hilarious.
>>29286617AAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU GURA
>>29286513Mori wife!
Let's go boishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29286641>SHAAAAAAAAAAKsHaaaAAAAk
>>29286347Please don't tell me we'll get another surprise on the 25th, it's not a good fucking tradition.
>>29286618Ooh Hitsu drew that one? That's interesting. She should draw more lewd art.
>>29286347I see he was just talking about this >>29286617
>>29286638Oh right, I never go to /v/, but it looks like a weird meme game anyway.
>>29286648Its easy when Ame actually does karaoke
>>29286611How the fuck is Polka destroying Cover?I want to hear their stupid excuse.
>>29286617SHE LIVES!!!!
>>29286617Is she installing buildcraft?
>>29286536California
>>29286522She's not financially bound to it like the others are and drawing is clearly her #1 passion. I don't think she'd WANT to leave but if it came down to hololive or her art for example, if the chink companies she works for start getting uppity she'd definitely choose her art.
>>29286625new narrative: none of the girls particularly care about it one way or another, especially not to the extent that you do.
>>29286636>Gura produces an original city pop style albumI will now buy your music with actual money
>>29286598
>>29286617Time for more Amefuta.
>>29286654Based
You know, I'm legitimately curious what would happen if Mori had an offcollab with any of the JPs.
>>29286618SYARO
i'm a concernfag for the schizos that post here
>>29286625>Who the fuck is Connor?Amelia didn't even watch Mori's podcast. I don't think they joined Hololive to start collabing with Twitch streamers and non holo YouTubers. This is just Mori's thing right now. Of course this isn't to say they'll never do any collabs with people like that down the line so please don't explode on them if they decide they want to in the future.
>>29286625Based Mori seducing more popular people onto path of hololiveShe understands that famous people are important part of influencing the masses and you only to convert the leadersThankfully Nijisanji won't realize that thanks to their Japanese origin
>>29286671Schizo 5ch bullshit saying that she draws too much attention to herself, too loud, the janny thing only made it worse, and how she "doesn't actually care about Hololive."
>>29286386How can we make the chinks go after Mori instead?Just have to trick her into saying something about Taiwan, would a SC be enough?
WaitI just realized YTCfilter names its versions with chuubas
I WANT GURA TO DO A JP COLLAB EVEN IF IT'S A BUMBLING MESS
>>29286617UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29286402man, if what we see is normally gura on aderall imagine how fucking extreme her ADHD is
>>29286624Yeah I know she is with her brother. Apparently 5gen were talking about taking trip together and they mentioned Hokkaido as a destination at least thats what some anon said. It was on Lamy channel he said
>>29286637Why am I suddenly as short as her?
>>29286513MORI LOVE!!
Why does everything I enjoy fall apart in under 6 months?
>>29286538Get fucking reaped kid
>>29286271When?
When will mori announce the inferno cop and ninja slayer watchalong
>>29286648the career musician does fewer karaoke streams than the gremlin. she's going to catch up soon on the 21st if ame doesnt do another one in the mean time
>>29286623Not him, but you mean like she's gonna get Aloe treatment or something?
>>29286617Damn the anon who said she'd use that art for the next stream was right.
>>29286648Mori's stream was the only archived stream in the list >>29286502, unarchived streams always pull bigger numbers than the archived one
>>29286656>25thoh shit
>>29286709But with who?
>>29286709I'm collabing with Haachama this week
>>29286347>>29286617Thank you Gura!
>>29286736Except for Chicken haha
>>29286731graduation
>>29286611>Both do mostly zatsudans and suck at games>Both get shit for "not acting like a true idol" in one way or another and are "singlehandedly destroying hololive">Both are louder than shit>one makes 5ch seethe, one makes 4ch seetheIt's fucking uncanny, sin't it? Even if their taste is garbage, 5ch is our mirror image.
>>29286726Domo, Ninja Slayer-san. YART!
>>29286538How are you guys this fucking easy?
>>29286746>Lowest subbed member gets low amount of viewsWow I wonder why
>>29286438I find it kinda cute, I think Kiara's encouragement and interactions with Ame made her way more confident about using non-retarded english and it kinda shows in that stream
>>29286617KLAIUS DON'T LOOK
>>29286748Not any time soon
>>29286726When will Kiara sing the Inferno Cop ED?
>>29286693Nothing special I'm guessing, like what do think would happen?
>>29286579These people who say things like "if only Polka understood english more and came here so she could see how much she's appreciated!" As though she'd be super pleased to see all the calls for Mori to graduate, three months after anti harrassment forced her genmate to quit. Especially when she wouldn't even be able to tell how much of it was ironic shitposting with ESL skills.
HololiveEN may or may not turn into a pile of shit, but I'm thankful I found my oshi long before EN was a thing
>your oshi>suggest chuuba for gen 2
>>29286513AMORE MORI
>>29286708i think hololive and its fans may be the only serious power users of youtube live streaming
>>29286746Chicken is... a special case. Yeah, let's put it like that. I don't hate her, but I acknowledge the reality of the situation.
>>29286771GuraComputer virus girl
>>29286740Schedule....onegai...
How do you feel about Mori leaving Kiara, Ame and Ina in the dust with the normalfag buff in subs thanks to anitubers? She went from 4K a day to 10K+. Do you think Cover will try to arrange more collabs like that in the future given the results?
>>29286718Man, don't remind me when I almost got to be a father. I thought I was done with this shit.
>>29285608>>29285616>>29285617>>29285618>>29285632>>29285634>>29285637>>29285638>>29285641>>29285643>>29285665>>29285667>>29285694>>29285697>>29285703>>29285707>>29285712>>29285718>>29285737>>29285743>>29285775>>29285778>>29285797>>29285820Now I get it, this is Mori and her friends that are trying to hide the truth. Mori I know you're here and planning to sabotage. I know it's you, I know your plan and I'm not scared, I'm not scared of you
>>29286555Yeah, but Amelia's was unarchived and she had a lot more subs at the time. I hope Mori either got some damn good permissions or goes unarchived for friday though, I'll be pretty disappointed if we just get all of her songs plus 3-5 from the approved list.
>>29286756>retweeted by Gura
>>29286741I've posted about it before but a Japanese teaching stream with Coco.
>>29286211I just wanted a horny succubus and see her interact with Choco...
>>29286749Same retards, different lenguage
>>29286771inaafricat
>>29286682this is far, far too sane for this thread. stop taking your meds.
comet...
>>29286648Unarchived buff. There's no incentive to catch a karaoke stream live if you know it'll be archived and you have other things you need to do unless you REALLY want to.
>>29286780>Computer virus girlI like that
>>29286625>or just don't care either wayHere's a shocker: This is what the vast majority of people feel. They just want to watch their oshi regardless of context. And the girls have no reason to have strong feelings about what their gen mates do in their solo streams.
>>29286771Mori roman legionnaire
gura's going to stream minecraft
>sheep hit 6 hour mark>she's been playing since midnightWhat's Watame's sleep schedule?
>>29286764That with an actual german singing the nonsense lyrics would be hilarious
>>29286749>>29286767The cognitive dissonance of antis is fucking incredible
>>29285652Subaru's was the best https://streamable.com/87zreq
>>29286784It'll be 20k per day after she collabs with critikal
>>29286303Thank you anon
>>29286771AmeSome indie wildcard no one's heard about who barely pulls in 50 viewers. Just like Ame did.
Fuck I realised something important. I cared so much about EN collab with men because I am deep into parasocial relationship with /hlgg/. I don't wanna see you guys shitposting to the point that that this thread is unusable...
>your oshi>explain what an oshi is in ten words or less
>>29286788You know too much anon. Please stay in your seat until we can process you.
>>29286808>Unarchived buffholy copeexplain kiara unarchived karaoke
>>29286824Watame, Korone, and Coco don't sleep.
>>29286712Either members only or it's just a narrative. I can't find a post where she mentions hokkaido
>>29286625I dont think she actually talked it over with the other girls, they all seem rather busyAt any rate, charlie was her idol, so whatever opinion the girls have is going to be based on that and not thinking about hololive's image, the fandom or anything like that,Kiara might be a bit jealous if we could believe her love for Calli (I don't)
>>29286502>burglar except burglary onlythe fuck?
>>29286806It's literally the same posts we get here. Do japs have the equivalent of "Look at her go!" posts?
>>29286771Mori Tacticool
>>29286806>posting machine translated garbage from anti threadpoggers dude
>>29286842Thought she pulled numbers at least in the hundreds?
>>29286824Sleep?
>>29286842doesn't africat count? she's doesnt really have any presence outside of 4chan
>>29286846Your momI fucked your mom so hard she becomes a vtuber
>>29286846>Ina>My motivation to do my reps and be a better person
>>29286849>explain kiara unarchived karaokekiara had a karaoke? what the fuck bros i missed it...
>>29284092>>29286601says she wants to build a castle next wednesday?
>>29286869God I hope
>>29286869"haha my team beats your team" is a pretty basic and global mentality
>>29286617Thank Jesus, I was starting to think I wouldn't have anything to do today.
>>29286771>Amelia>Alina Witch
>>29286696She said during MC that she watch the first 30 min and asked people not to spoil it, she was watched it now for sure.
>>29286784This is why numberfagging will destroy Hololive.Sure Mori gets crazy numbers and exposure, but for what? For the fucking "ironic weeb" anituber audience to come and shit up the Hololive fanbase?
>>29286718>under 6 monthsDon't even try to pretend that you are not part of the problem. EOP tourists is how we ended up here.
>>29286842Endurance cat
>>29286767Don't ever forget that a sequel to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqDv94ZeuA is what people want when they screech about Mori graduating.
>Ina still hasn't said a word about this week
>>29286736And don't forget she got like $ 20K from that stream alone, while others got none becuase they can't monetize their streams
>>29286846MoriIt means "delicious" in Japanese
>>29286771InaAny girl who is passionate about whatever her specialty is and wants to share that passion with the world.
>>29284062>wethere's no we you retard
>>29286788I am sorry anon,but for brighter future that we seek you need to be removed
>>29286875not him, but is there a positive hololive thread on 5ch?
>>29286771>Ina>Eldritch waifu
>>29286788>I'm not scared of youOh, you will soon. Check your email, Badmonkey34.
>>29286902Look around this fucking thread dude. What is there to "shit up" exactly?
>>29286648A lot of people are saying unarchived, but thre truth is quite simple and is also the reason that Kiara had "low" numbers on her karaoke stream.Amelia is more popular than Mori. It's literally just that.
>>29286919the voices in my head say otherwise
important updatehttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816
>>29286681that's going to hurt worse than whatever Mori's going to doshe already gets to do art here, and I'd even want her to focus more on art rather than games or watchalongsif you look at several artist youtube channels, there's much more you can do besides speedpaints and tutorials
>>29286101Kiara was the stalker
>>29286843Bro start reaching out and making friendsIt worked for my old thread, and now that the shows beb and hats us were still getting along fine.Just gotta find the right crowd
>>29286849Kiara never really got any big numbers in the first place, and she has the lowest sub, why are you using her as an example?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816?s=19
>>29286910Working on her graduation stream
fuuuuuck I wanted one night without waking up at 3 AM. Why Gura ...
The failure of Kiara will guarantee that there will never be a HoloEU, and there will never be another holo from the EU again.The future of HoloEN are North Americans.
>>29286910She's still depressed about the JP collabs falling through...
>>29286910Monday has been her break day for weeks now (last week was a mistake because she had to delay her sunday draw streams), but she said she'll have a schedule up today.
>>29286927yes
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328358295455711232?s=20Find a cuter holo
>>29286771AmeGlitch girl
>>29286939Pregnant theory going strong.
>>29286709Honestly, the more she puts off collabing outside of her gen alone, the harder it'll be. People have high expectations for her 1M celebration for the same reason.
>>29286846>Still a DD>its hella delicious
>>29286784I'm going to assume the girls get at least some choice in the matter, but I suppose it depends on how much that increase in subs provides relevant benefits, like if a lot of people sub to mori, watch half of one stream and never donate, and the numbers reflect that, they may be less inclined to do so in the future.
>>29286948God I love her
>>29286654I know basic tripcodes are beyond figured out, but still applaud the effort.
>>29286846GuraMy reason to keep living
>>29286784They probably will, starting with Kiara. And that is the day I stop watching HoloEN.
>>29286789She never had more subs than mori
>>29286939Ame's melons..
>>29286954>hmmm what would be a fun time to stream at... let's see... 3am.. or 3am... I could also do 3am..
>>29286934>Amelia is more popular than Mori. It's literally just that.This is the funniest shit that I read today lmao
>>29286939>>29286948oh no, when a melon starts to grow in her stomach the "gura is pregnant" schizos will go crazy
>>29286806Literally this place but writing in Japanese.
>>29286939Did she smash it between her thighs first?
>>29285841I can't wait for Gura to sing this.
>>29286711>One study found that individuals who are resistant to thyroid hormones, a common component of hypothyroidism, have a much greater risk of developing ADHD. Research conducted at the University of Maryland School of Medicine expands on these findings.Everything is starting to make sense
>>29286901I see. I guess she just doesn't care who the hosts are.
>>29286939>tfw will never be able to eat Ame's melonJust end me
>>29286939She got it from the famers market for free
>>29286963I'll take Botan's roommate over Kiara.
>>29286948GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29286939Big if true
>>29286963>Copying InaYikes.
>>29286939The Farmers Market narrative has gone up in value.
>>29286788431529982388991484901432448231891294260759819666062134480237
Hololive Weltweit
>>29286963>>29286948
>>29286963>new bgSo this is what Ame talked about.
>>29286963As of today? Mori.
>>29286708>Wait>I just realized YTCfilter names its versions with chuubasWe should just get an IRC-server and an extension that automatically accesses that server.
>>29286939God I love this brat so much.
>>29287011I hope it's true it's very cute
>>29286948Fresh melon from her field!
>>29287010post ina's
>>29286963I'd go with any other Holo than Kiara
>>29286910The way she talked about that honestly broke my heart
>>29286875>anti-threadhttps://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1605239840/
Ame liked the Melon Ramune and Gura just ate an entire melon. What a coincidence.
>>29286963Literally everyone else. Her model still filters and pisses me till this day and I don't even hate her
>>29286996HOOCHA
>>29286963Chikim!
>>29286963I love posts like these because it feels like these girls legitimately sit down off stream and just play around with their live2d capture on their own time. That's so sweet.
>>29286939Her family traded some avocados for melons at the farmer's market yesterday
>>29286939>>29286948>>29286948>>29286939I bet it was one of these.https://live.staticflickr.com/589/20546453964_86b3fea277_b.jpg
>>29286939That's her entire food for the day.
>>29286988lmao nice one dude haha
>>29287011In the Ina Ame zatsudan, they mentioned that Gura doesn't go outside much like them so that narrative went up in flames.
>>29286846AmeCuter than usual every stream
>>29286934Do condommate really?
>>29284150She was the face of the HoloEN marketing campaignIt's V!
>>29287026watch her strams you fag
>>29286961May I see it?
>>29286988Move to a timezone that matters then
Gura stream in 4 hours!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29286939that's cool, shark. where's your sched tho?
>>29286902Cover is a company with one goal and that is to grow their customer base and make money. Everything else is secondary. I wouldn’t be surprised if Yagoo has a 3 year plan to sell the company for several billion yen and remain as a figurehead.
what if mori is doing these collabs cause covor demands it. They already had planned for en to be unsuccessful so as part of the company plan they wanted to make them colab with western youtube fags and with japanese business the way it is you "cannot" deviate from the plan. and what if each of the girls is so opposed to it that they truly hate the idea but mori selflessly martyred herself to save the other girls from having to deal with these collabs. going to take my meds now btw
>>29287062no
>>29287064We've almost done it boys... Hold just a little longer and we'll be saved... Just a little lo
>>29286902>crazy numbers and exposureMori got less subscribers from that shit than Gura gains every other day. The real tragedy.
>>29286846AmeEntertainer at heart, cute in soul, reliable at hand
>>29286771GuraSphinx
>>29286939Wow
>>29287018I would gladly set up an IRC server for chatting during the stream if there was enough interest.
>>29287026https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/130743029224057241720 years hand drawn
>>29286648>4thI honestly think she's happy about another number joke
>>29287062No
>>29287045Gura's OPSEC obscures narrative values.
OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH GURA'S MELONS
>>29285294dunno why you fags are losing your shit, say what you will about him but the man's a legit gentleman and won't beclown himself or Mori at the very least
>>29286948Well that's good, this brat didn't lose her food this time.
>>29287045I remember Gura saying something like yesterday was the first time I left the house in a week too
>>29286300You mean a pussyboy
>>29286939Fujimoto is that you?
>>29286963Unironically the only way for Kiara to catch up now is to go full Moona and start stepping up her Twitter shitposting game.
>>29287089I hope she tries animation again.
>>29287079I don't mind, it's still a lot more than that twitch whore ame, I love Gura and Mori
>>29286939Melon is good for hydration. Tons of water content. Good job, shark.
>>29287079The spike she got in subs is no joke, she more than doubled her subs/day. They look at percentiles, not a direct comparason with the top dog (Gura).
>>29286982No, what I mean is, that amelia stream was her 500k celebration, Mori's show was when she was below 500k.
This was not a very good thread in retrospect
>>29286934she is when it comes to livestreams, I'm not sure why other folks are not able to admit itt. deadbeat
>>29286934>>29286849Bringing Kiara into the comparison doesn't make any sense.All that proves (as of right now at least) is that Unarchived Ame > Archived Mori > Unarchived Chicken > Archived Chicken. If you put Ame and Mori on even footing then Mori likely does better. Or maybe not, nothing is guaranteed until it happens, but that's the simplest prediction.>Amelia is more popular than Mori.As a streamer maybe, as a musician no. I know karaoke is about fun but it is a musical event.
>gura logs in later>ame has been on for 6 hours already
>>29287103What if she ate the bread and forgot about it?What if she threw the melon away, forgot about it and concluded she ate the whole thing?
Minecraft? More like BUILDcraft!
Statistically statistical statistic.https://poal.me/6bu9b1https://poal.me/6bu9b1https://poal.me/6bu9b1https://poal.me/6bu9b1https://poal.me/6bu9b1
>>29286703>would a SC be enough?no, you have to be more creative
>>29287090>Tying messages to the exact local video-timestamp might be slightly tricky.
>>29287089hot
i love cunny
>>29286939>>29286532How did you know? Is Gura here?
>>29287138You do know that Gura is also a "Twitch whore", right?
>>29286806>a channel with less sucribers, that sings more oftely, and archives it, has less viewers come on now that's not a fair comparison
>>29287161That "randomly changes over time" really could have just been "when I wake up cause I'm a fuckin NEET"
>>29286954Sup eurobro. We are all suffering.
>>29286939at least is not McDonalds or soup
>>29286703What the fuck is wrong with you people? You're no better than the chinks.
I love you Gura, lets get married!
i love you, gura!
I hate Kiara
I LOVE YOU GURA!YOU CAN EAT MY MELONS ANY DAY!
Reminder that Mori shid herself on stream.