/jp/ - Otaku Culture

きｔら！！！

I love Haachama!
https://files.catbox.moe/c1p9n7.webm

Early Kaichou
I miss you

pekoらー好きだ！

んなあああああ

Tsunowaki!

Your yubis
Hand them over

WORLDWIDE NENECHI!

Reminder that even the Nips say Hololive JP is dead. By this time next year EN will be the main branch and JP will be mostly disbanded.

...gross

I LOVE Towa!

I've been drunk every day since Lamy left

Moonas bgm is driving me insane but I can't stop watching.

I LOVE BOTAN

I love this Festival like you wouldn't believe

>>27385654
IMAGINE

エイ！エイ！

I love Flare！

ヮ(ﾟдﾟ)ォ!

giving CPR to kanata's pussy!

>>27385626
Much better than what Nene did, fucking piece of shit jew
Posted a stream on her channel but announced that it'll be members-only to goad people into subscribing
Hope she enjoyed my ARS(e) lmao

I love Aqua!

>>27385658
I miss you anon

Threadly reminder that ANY of the girls could change somebody like Roberu, Astel, or Shien's lives forever with just one minimum effort collab, yet most of them refuse to even acknowledge the existence of HoloStars, and that makes them objectively shit people.

>Aqua - Astel, top tier APEX gameplay, shared autism, better ship than the forced AquaMarine
>Okayu - Oga, top comfy retro stream
>Mio - Tenmma true neutral alliance
>Korone - Oga top comfy retro stream very good ship
>Shion - boring as fuck, not worth it
>Ayame - Astel top tier APEX gameplay, good chance at actually getting shit done at tournaments
>Pekora - Shien, the two best comedians at hololive
>Marine - Roberu straight up the best posible paring in holopro, actual chemistry instead of forced yuribait
>Rushia - boring as fuck, not worth it
>Noel - I don't want that camwhore anywhere near them, not worth the yabees
>Flare - the dyke can go fuck herself, but a sibling collab would make Lack happy
>Coco - Oga, Roberu, Kira, straight up the best conversionatlist in holopro would make amazing marshmallow streams
>Watame - Rikka very compatible singing voices, could help Watame with the male vocals instead of having to resort to Kanata or Flare
>Kanata - Astel can actually reach high notes, could make her make cover worth something
>Luna - Auran, top shitposting duo
>Towa - Already friends beforehand top chemistry, better than tokinose
>Polka - Roberu, past life friends top tier collab
>Nene - Shien maximum autism
>Lamy - I don't want her creepy gachis near the bros
>Botan - Astel, top tier APEX gameplay
Here you have, most of these collabs are objectively better than anything hololive can currently deliver at the moment, and guess what it's because good shit can come from collabs when they're planned not taking into account the genitals the talent is born with but rather the compatibility of them, but apparently that's a concept to hard tog grasp for the idolfags and the retarded incels in these threads

Hello I would like to redeem this coupon.

you, yes you, have woken up as okayu!

Okayu is CUTE!

https://files.catbox.moe/kvop9n.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/srxsgg.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/en73fq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/a3m8im.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/m1c40k.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eq2c01.mp4

Healthy Lamy

>>27385681
Me too!

>>27385674
I'm going to cum on my Friend's face!

Look at this cute marshmellow.

Day 70 Thread #2

Forever waiting for Mikochi! I hope Mikochi will be back soon!

I love my wife Choco!

>>27385541
Depends on Meido's mood.
Completely unrelated, but Mononobe Alice has cute pics of her cat as a membership perk.

Say something nice about my wife Ayame!

Noel is very cute!!!

>>27385681
Towa...

Why are homosharts like this?

>>27385654
Imagine being the nurse walking in on that. How do you even resist?

>my cock is feeling cold
>can i have it wear your pussy
which holo would fall for this

>>27385715
ogey

>more than half of hololive is sick, suspended, menhera, or ayame
>no streams

Chest...

>>27385674
Give it a rest

>>27385737
She is still in her breast feeding phase!

Towa is a whore

friend fubuki...
always friends...

>>27385706
If you want me to care about the homos maybe you shouldn't talk shit about other people's oshi?

>>27385715

>>27383126
It's done sempai, we will know if they used my strat when they make their return.

>>27385742
She wears sandals.

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

My girlfriend Polka is very cute and funny!

>>27385706
still no Towa collab...

>>27385741
>Depends on Meido's mood
I've never seen membership content banned
The only paywalled content I've seen get banned was the voiceset

>>27385674
Will you then become a depressed shark poster?

>extremely racist
>Blatantly homophobic
>Denies Japanese war crimes
>Makes fun of effimate men
>Has a catholic mother
Is there a more based chuuba than Usada Pekora? She really ticks all the boxes.

>>27385717
Can I use the Nekomata Flash?

Why won't you understand this?

Gura yo...

>>27385774
>friend fubuki APEX DICK okayu

>>27385674
Finally I'll be free

>>27385795
I'd rather die than be a sharkposter desu

Watame has pink panties and a bow

>>27385769
Birdkun stop

>>27385727
>>27385751
I hope Towa gets a pretty black dress.

The Judas of Hololive

>>27385706
Based, the whores are nothing but a stepping stone for real talent.

>>27385814
Huh, somehow this shark exudes sex appeal.

>>27385774
>hololive moona
yep

>>27385774
>used niji girl

>>27385824
Slut

>>27385788
she has really grown on me a lot.

fell asleep after roboco and watame watched moona on the toilet, did I miss any good autism afterwards?

>>27385779
Someone want to tell her that she only made it halfway through the game?

>>27385811
it's like talking to a wall

>>27385824
cute!

>>27385674
why do you think what they say matters? just a group of nerds who believe all sorts of dumb shit and have been wrong over and over just like this thread, just happen to be speaking in a different language

FBK posters are by far the worst posters here

>>27385774
Towa better collab.

>>27385797
>you will never be the alpha male that Pekora wants in a man
>to be able to pick her up and toss her around in bed effortlessly, craving your cock
>to be her rock, the only thing she submits to
>to see a side of her that she does not show anyone else, not even her closet friends

>>27385856
Say that again and I'll beat you up.

>>27385717
w-what would you do if you woke up as okayu on a streaming day?

I love my oshi!! I hope she gets better!!

>>27385790
You won't get banned for that unless Cover personally contacts him and asks him to do that, they have no power here. Of which he'll, probably say fuck off, unless they get Gura to some ask him personally in which case we're all fucked.

>>27385811
What's Taiwan posture anyways? they just don't care?

>Moona calling out people telling her to sleep

>>27385811
Stop wastig images, go back to /v/.

>>27385774
>bad week

>>27385776
How about you go fuck yourself
>Auran is a better shitposter than Polka, Roberu is funnier then Nobuhime ever was
>Astel is a better gamer than Botan
>Shien and Miyabi more entraining autist Nene
>Literally everyone is better at APEX than Towa, Rikka, Astel, Shien and Izuru are all better singers
>Roberu, Oga and Kira are all better conversionatlist than Coco, and not fucking bitches who drag Hololive down
>Astel, Rika and Izuru are all better singers Watame, Oga has a more soothing voice
>Luna is fucking garbage
>Astel, Rika and Izuru are all better singers Kanata, Shien is a better Voice actor
>Roberu is a better entertainer than Marine, Kira is better at improv and Shien does better voices
>Flare is fucking garbage that's mediocre at everything she does be it singing or drawing
>Roberu is funnier than Pekora ever will be, and he doesn't even need anything to bounce off while Pekora heavily relies on the game she's playing and on her chat
>Astel and Kira are better gamers than Ayame
>Astel is a better gamer than Aqua and Miyabi a better autist
>Lamy, Rushia, Noel, Shion, Mel, all boring as fuck beyond belief, and 4/5 actual whores
and let me remind your
>Loyand fanbase
>No yuribaiting
>Great interactions with chat
>Collabs with people regardless of gender
>Roberu already has more viewers than Choco, Roboco and Mel
If Covers cared about talent rather than milking incels they would have made the main branch promote the shit out stars because they're objectively better

>>27385867
a great wall?

>>27385774
>probably
So, there are more newags headcanoning now.

>>27385797
Korone used to get unwarranted hate on NND but Pekora got hate because she used to torment streamers and talk behind their back on streams.
She would call for her fans to raid other channels and start rumors about other streamers.
There are videos out there about game tournaments and when Pekora's voice would be heard, chat would all spam 4444444444 (Die die die die) because they knew she was a bad person.

She used to have a really foul mouth as well (she still has one, but it was far worse). If you've ever heard Mea before, that's what Pekora was kind of like, not as brutish with the burping and stuff but she would swear constantly. Just non-stop swearing and vicious words. She was not a friendly person, you can still feel that in her streams. She's a violent girl, when she would play games and a male would talk to her, she would react violently and try to team kill that person.

Of course, Pekora has changed for the better, I think everyone has accepted that. She's one of the most beloved holos now. But don't get it twisted, Pekora was basically an internet delinquent.

you, yes you, are a korone body pillow!

>>27385887
I like them all, but I really want just a TowaKayu or MioTowaKayu collab one day.

Healthfags shitting up Moona's chat

>omg go to sleep!!!
Why are people like this? It's not like they're gonna die from exhaustion, if they're tired theyäll go to sleep. Fucking morons

>>27385922
Too bad cover wants to make money instead of running a charity for "good boys"

>>27385860
Autism for sure.

>>27385922
Why do you try so hard to falseflag?

>>27385769
Can confirm, she's in the middle of breastfeeding me.

>>27385843
Bible should've starred cute anime girls instead of a bunch of random ossan.

>>27385788
I am thinking of membering. Is it true she did lewd asmr in a past members stream?

https://streamable.com/accoqo

>>27385696
>Posted a stream on her channel but announced that it'll be members-only to goad people into subscribing
Most holos does that, apparently it's workaround for broken yt notifications, which explain why I never get notifications for Flare or Subaru member streams but always get one for Luna.

>>27385922
You're making me like the homos less every time you post, and I watch them normally. Maybe I won't anymore though.

Coco found Kanata's near death body on the Holohouse floor yesterday and in order to save her life you need to give her an orgasm, do you accept this important mission?

>>27385774
please cover streaming literally

fans need holos

try rrat

feel ogey

Some good ones in there.

>>27385939
>a little bit sweaty
oi

>>27385956
AAAAIIIISSSSHHHHIIIITTTTEEEE!!!!

you, yes you, are coco-chan being interviewed by tucker carlson!

>>27385929
internet delinquent reformed into internet kids hero is cute

>>27385979
that was pretty racist of her

>>27385979
Who?

>>27385922
>If Covers cared about talent

lol...

>>27386004
i thought these pol fags were gone

>>27385774
>used niji girl better stream already
>try rrat watching, needs feel ogey
>please cover, streaming literally life
>fans need holos

>>27385769
Off yourself B-kun.

>>27385893
S-sorry

>>27385982
absolutely

Both Moona and Aqua are autist cute, i.e they're both mentally deficient but its endearing. However, they're two distinctly different strands of retardwaii. Do you fellows agree?

Why do you have such a hard time coming to terms with the fact that most holos are just bad people who don't feel like helping someone in need
>Marine
Actual hypocrite who doesn't have problems having men on her radio show, legitimate cunt who could elevate someone like Roberu to stardom but rather bend the knee to 3 fucking autist on her chat, she already admitted to faking all the yuri shit, i don't get why can't she stop being a cunt and help the stars out
>Pekora
Piece of shit who doesn't have anything to lose, just a bad person
>Rushia
This one i excuse, her existence is so pathetic that she only get's by essentially being a rental girlfriend, doesn't matter much when she's so devoid of personality that not even Oga could make that collab work
>Noel
>Muh-h afraid of men
i pitty you i you actually buy that bullshit that she just uses to hide her boyfriend, i doubt the actual WHORE who makes means end by pleasing men would have any trouble collabing with men, just a selfish cunt
>Flare
Another genuine piece of shit who has nothing to lose from collabing with men, but much rather ditch her brother juts because
>Kanata
Actual obnoxious idolfag, hopefully she goes deaf soon, not that big of a loss when everyone else is a bigger singer, and doesn't need a pity story to get by
>Watame
Spineless coward who bends the knee to Antis
>Towa
Bitch who won't help out her past life's friends just because she's mildly famous, lot's of ego for a cunt who is a bottom of the barrel holo in subscribers
>Luna
She sucking her papa's dick and avoid collabing with men to rise suspicions
>Botan
Hypocrite who plays with men in voice chat, just a cunt who doesn't feel like trying at all and just get's by because she's a woman
>Lamy
Rushia 2
>Polka
Bitch who won't help out her past life's friends just because she's mildly famous, same shit as Towa, cunt can't even return a follow
>Nene
Selfish bitch
>Ayame
Actual whore, not that she streams at all to begin with
>Aqua
A fucking hypocrite who would suck all the dick in the world to get big, but now that someone else needs help she ignored them

Just a reminder that EN showed that none of these CUNTS need to ignore men to be successful, is a conscious choice they make everyday when the stars are struggling to get more than 700 viewers and some have to take part time jobs to afford to eat, all while cover neglects them a can't even give them 3Ds in proper time, if your oshi in the list above, a very genuine FUCK YOU

>>27385945
go to sleep, anon

>>27385982
Can she even orgasm if it's not a woman who's touching her?

She's not at the hospital, that's just a cover, Kanata is planning Nanking 2 actually 1 and 5ch bombing, please understand.

>>27386004
>Coco is it true you said, and I'm quoting here, Fuck Chinks? What led you to that kind of inflammatory statement?

>>27385981
Aren't members-onnly streams usually announced way earlier on normal streams?

Oh nonono, Moona don't mention Coco!

Last game?

>Moona mocking the dragon
too soon...

People are still talking about Moona here despite there being a global thread. And these are the same people who whine about ENs in the thread. It's even funnier when you realise that the only reason people like the IDs is because they can speak English.

>>27385774
>holy fubuki stream

You, yes you, wake up as Noel and are now extremely self consciousness about your chest

>>27386028

j_god, your meds

Hey, guys! Here's the latest filter list to improve these threads by a over 100% by filtering out crossboarders who never posted in /jp/ in their lives before /hlg/!
-simp
-pardun
-ogey
-rrat
-chang
-chink
-zhang
-reddit
-ccp
-taiwan
-china
-tranny
-nigger
-sjw

Moona doing Coco impression!

>>27385978
wtf?? i thought Aki was seiso

who is the fattest chuuba

>>27385674
You forgot to put "5ch says"

>>27385970
Yes, she uploaded an ASMR sample today from that stream. I became a member the moment I heard it

>>27386035
ogey

>>27385654
So it took Kanata a hospitalization to start tweeting at a relatively normal pace and only purely out of boredom. Sugoi.

>>27385945
Many of them have known sleeping problems and require pills, as well as fucked up sleep cycles. It’s a valid concern

Would you prefer to suck on Lamy's nipples while she jacks you off, or would you rather impregnate Noel's breasts while Flare holds your hand

>>27385779
i cant believe we now have official rrat image

Based on USD earned in a period of 30 days.
I will do this again next month.

>>27385979
What does it mean?

>>27385982
Coco is more equipped to give her an orgasm than I ever will though.

>>27385922
I wish we got back the Rikka and Miyabi posters rather than this.

>>27385706
This has to be the most annoying ritual posting of the history of /hlg/

>>27386066
wouldn't your post be filtered if they were already filtering even one of the terms you listed?

>Astel
best apex holo until botan asserts her dominance, chibistars leader hololive's best apex squad, drops his spaghetti in front of women, REALLY loves disney, great singer with a crazy range, enjoys foreign attention
>Roberu
amazingly talkative, great collab host and really charismatic, understands the industry and is making connections while being aware of how fans feel about him, works well with pretty much everyone, embraces memes and foreign audiences, he did a 24 hour zatsudan once
>Aruran
master shitposter who only shows his skill in moderation, really chill and talkative good singer, plays touhou on stream, did death stranding
>Shien
autism of the class clown variety, always tries to make people around him upbeat, a walking meme machine, does impressions, also has an amazing voice, could have easily been a seiyuu, great singer, sadly he doesn't sing that much, he's also really charismatic and smooth when he needs to be
>Oga
a bit lacking in personality, likes retro games simlair to korone, permissions made him depend on collabs for a long time
>Izuru
great singer with a raspy voice, plays the guitar, part of chibistars, not a fan of eops due to his low understanding of english, a bit of a weirdo
>Rikka
great singer, plays the guitar, safest bet for signing, fujobait but also really chill, only one who had his 3d event so far, matsuri keeps singing with him
>Kira
trap, if you're into that, alongside Astel probably the best at games, one third of chibistars, fastest time on jump king
>Miyabi
radical dude, a more calm and vanilla version of some other holos, alognside tenma suffers the most from being a bit too chill at times, works good to ballance out some more out there personalities, got fucked by a bug at the very end of his 3 hearts wind waker run
>Tenma
true neutral, goes from being robotic to cocky edgy anime character depending on how he's doing in games, really awkward in social situations, really good at certain games like fall guys and dead by deadlight

>>27386077
Your mom

>>27385941
Same.
These recent Towa collabs with Mio have been such a tease, they're all quite fun together.

>>27386101
towa...

>>27385706
Thanks for the list of non-slutty holos, you can go back to fapping to FBK being vibed now.

>>27385986
I don't think that's a yubi.

I like Artia.

Are we back to schizo hours?

>>27386101
best friend...

>>27386059
keep fighting the good fight moona anti, maybe one day someone will care

>>27386139
Twapper earns about the same as Okayu.

Meidos need to ban homoschizo

>>27385978
Why is she like this

>schizo spamming copypastas now

I Love Anemachi!

you are no longer coco, korones body pillow, or okayu. you are welcome anons!

>>27385961
bible scenes reenactment starring vtubers fukken when

Oh, Watame's Minecraft is already over. Did she and Moona interact?

>>27386101
> kiara makes more then fubuki
god has abandoned us

>>27386090
It's ridiculous socer mom bullshit. They're adults. I fucking hate chat being spammed by betas acting like the streamers mothers

>>27386101
Choco...

>>27386043
Leave no bug standing

>>27386170
Sorry but homos and all content related to homos are welcomed here, no different from your 500 retarded ritual post

>>27385945
I agree that it's annoying.
On the other hand I also agree that it isn't really healthy to go to bed at 5-7am every day, I did the same basically the last 6 months and it didn't have a benefic effect on me...

newfag matsurisu here, last thread someone said she broke off her friendships? But I see her collabing with Fubuki almost every week recently? I understand the Hoshikawa deal though. But I don't know who is just being a narrativefag or who's telling the truth anymore.

Also I still think she's honest in her streams even if she's hurting or being weird, maybe she comes off as menhera in the twitcasts since I haven't seen those, but being mentally wouldn't be her fault, it's an illness after all, you can't control that shit. I'll probably become a member whenever she streams again.

>>27386101
how much are mel and choco ahead of rob? His birthday thing massively skews it but still kind of wild he can compete with the girls, even low tier ones.

What the fuck is j_shart doing?

>>27385922
I swear to god I saw the homos among us clips and though I'd give them a chance because that was fun but fuck you faggot I'm not gonna check them I'll make sure to falsely report them so they get their channel down like ange katrina

>>27386180
Yes, they played like 2 hours together (along with Roboco)

>>27386180
Yes

>>27386180
many times

>>27386069
Aki is full of lust!
https://streamable.com/e5kxfl

>>27386196
>They're adults

that's exactly why people care about each other. you'll understand when you grow up, kid

>>27386211
No idea, i don't track the earnings of the homos

>>27385956
>>27386002
https://streamable.com/i0fiqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JdyKsfcp3I

>>27386180
Yes.

>>27386203
Ill take ritualposting any day over your spamming

>>27386210
protip: If you read it here and nowhere else, it's pure narrativefaggotry until proven otherwise.

>>27386117
That means it's successful :) The less (you)s, the better!

>Start to watch Moona 5 minutes ago
>Still hasn't said a single word
Sugoi

can someone remind me why we like towa again

I don't mind the homos but I'm probably not going to watch them anymore just to spite this spammer

>>27386069
Erolive...

>>27386035
>Just a reminder that EN showed that none of these CUNTS need to ignore men to be successful
Actually wrong. If someone like Mori or Watson was a part of HoloJP they would be doxxed and bullied to eternity by nip idolfags.
Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi. Now you can fuck off back to /hlgg/.

>>27386101
wheres roboco...

>>27386260

>>27386101
Am I blind? Where's RBC?

>>27386171
Do not question my oshi!! She's amazing just the way she is!!

>>27386216
>failed to get attention as a towa and gen 5 anti
>failed to get attention as a stars anti
>failed to get attention by pushing the artia narrative
>now is falseflagging as a homofag and shitting up the thread

it's really funny to see him try, but it's painfully obvious he's the one who's behind these posts

I'm going to rape _

>>27386260
Towa...

>>27386259
Haha isn't she great? Moona's so autistic and quirky! We all love the moon!

>>27385980
>>27386224
come on, it's an obvious falseflagger trying to make people hate the homos

>>27386210
FBK collabs with literally everyone. She sees it as her duty, she isn't a good enough tardwrangler to fix festival though.

>>27386260
because you are from southeast asia and have an iq below 80

How do I stop being in love with Rushia and thinking about her?

>>27386294
99% of the people who say they like her don't actually watch her, they just find her tweets funny.

Let me make some things clear
>We are never having a split
>Stars discussion is not only welcomed but also encouraged
>The stars are equally as worthy of fame as the girs
>The stars are equally or more talented than the girls
>The stars are inclining drastically
>In due time most girls will collab with the girls
All of these things are facts, and you better stop being bitter bitches and accept it

>>27386258
but they wouldn't get the updated list. your suggestions would be falling on deaf ears. the only way to reach them would be to list each new suggested filter word in a different post.

>>27386118
also, Oga is an /m/chad. he's into plamo

you're laughing? the feelings of the chinese people are hurt and you're laughing?

>>27386295
Pretty sure those are falseflags too

>>27386167
it's an EN newfag. Probably a condommate or sharkfag. The fact that he mentioned people whining about ENs here when they try to force it, gives it away.

>>27386272
The difference is that they aren't nips so they wouldn't bow to everything.

>>27386285
I don't like her teleport hair.

Fact: Towa is objectively the best holo

Polka's an asmr slut. This stuff is too lewd.

>>27386327
Don't be mean!!

>>27386295
He was doing it in the last thread too and started his usual anti-homo shit before people stopped responding, then he started spamming copypastas. There's no point in replying to him or posters who are giving him the response he wants.

>>27386295
and the ones you're replying to are obvious falseflaggers too. everyone in this is a falseflagger, even me

>>27386313
This, unicorns need to fuck off with their creepy girlfriend shit.

>>27385979
Based Judas, I hate most english personalities

Moona has streamed for 9 hours.....sleep onegai...

>>27386336
I see no lies

Noeru gives me life but she needs to work on her BotW reps.

>>27386313
>In due time most girls will collab with the girls
what did he mean by this

>>27386069
even Festival is afraid of her

https://youtu.be/d_4D1Z-XCjI?t=181

>>27386313
>In due time most girls will collab with the girls
agreed

>>27386313
If my oshi ever talks to a man I'm done

It's over.

>>27386260
Because...

>>27386175
>tfw no big tiddied OL Anemachi gf
why even live?

>>27386289
Maybe you faggots shouldn't haved doxed him. Y'all deserve it to be honest.

>>27386101
the three top earners are also the most controversial. ironic huh

>>27386225
>>27386226
>>27386227
>>27386246
Neat. Moona has made a huge recovery, but it seems like Artia just gave up on interacting with Hololive outside of CN anymore.

>>27386336
Fact: The sun is objectively very bright

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1313949803299053568
Guys, Matsuri loves me!

>>27386260
We don't, only SEAniggers and discordtrannies likes her.

So it's confirmed that Vinci was a filthy chink right? He didn't appear in today's stream either.

>>27386355
Noeru also needs to do her actual reps, unles Flare likes it that way

>>27386035
Ogey

>>27386350
read the rest of the twitter she wasn't based she replied to him with holostar after that

>>27386337
This is the clown that did a "blow job" asmr vid in a previous life.

This is sad bros, pretty much all the good holos are on break

>>27386369
>Y'all
The retard doxxed himself

>>27386345
Imagine being this retarded, and thinking all the posts you don't like in a group of 300+ anonymous people are all coming from the same person.
Do you realise how insane this makes you seem?

>>27386260
She's confidant!

I miss the anti homoshart split schizo. Everything he said was proven right.

>>27386369
He (You) doxxed himself in the first place.

>>27386260
I don't like Towa.
I love her.

>>27386311
https://streamable.com/aa9f4i
You don't.

>>27386385
>we
Also, fuck off.

>>27386369
he was literally doing the same shit before he doxxed himself
he doxxed himself by trying to point out he wasn't samefagging after being accused of posting multiple sperg posts about towa and astel, with an image that had bookmarks to all of his social media and website accounts

>>27385982
She only needs one? Too easy. Boring. Give this mission to a rookie.

>>27385929
Nice headcanon

>>27386365
Expecto patronum

What is mojimo live?

Guys I have learned of a deep secret. The secret is that these Hololive girls are nothing like how you see them in their channels. They are all shitty people. I work for Hololive under Chinese sector, all of them are soon to be shut down. There is however just one person who will survive.. it's Coco. She planned all of this to take down everyone else. She is currently in a sexual relationship with Yagoo. See you guys soon over at Nijisanji.

>>27386401

>>27386244
I was going to look for this BGM recently since I forgot the name and accidentally deleted the link. Now I will download it. Thank you friend.
>>27386327
I both love and hate it.
If the weird pads were smaller, and maybe less flat on the top sides they'd look less retarded.

>>27385945
Most people still remember Coco falling asleep on stream and bonking her head on the desk.

>>27386336
I love her the most, but it's subjective!

>>27386128
Is there a single holo who has a triple digit IQ, not menhera, and not constantly on the brink of death? FBK?

>>27386440
You forget to include how smart and cunning the Chinese are in your post

>>27386318
>the feelings of the chinese people are hurt
Good. But not enough.

does rushia have member locked asmr?

>>27386437
I think it's a fonts and animated text thing. I remember googling it ages ago.

>>27386454
rrat, my friend!

>>27386414
No, YOU fuck off back to discord with your fellow tranny and SEAnigger friends. Today I will remind them: https://youtu.be/_jrxhaLSCg0

>>27386485
aruran

Why Shion want shark?

>>27386437
dunno. but did she play Monhan before?

>>27386374
She blew her chances

your boats
hand them over

the moon is about 238,900 miles away

>>27386485
Coco

>>27386262
but that's what the spammer wants?

>>27386401
Well, that's cute ngl

>>27386389
latest narrative I saw was that Vinci owned Hololive moments

>>27386260
I don't like her since the debut, her voice filters me hard.
It might be a great voice because I'm the king of shittaste.

>>27386326
>so they wouldn't bow to everything
They actually would. If you stab someone, he will bow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Mayu_Tomita

>>27386195
Maybe friend'd want to stream more often and stream longer if she want to get my akasupa. Most of her streams recently lasted only around 1-1.5 hours. Look at sheep, she has been going at it for 6 hours and counting by the time I post this.

>>27386315

Watame said she loves me lads.

t-thanks watame

Watame just said she loves me and wished me good luck! Later suckers!

Reminder - report shitposters as trolls and move on with your life.
It takes less effort than your own shitty replies to him.

are we entering schizo hours?

https://litter.catbox.moe/4p9ct5.mp4

>>27386505

>>27386241
you're not their mom, they find you annoying when you tell them what to do, you're not friends she doesn't want your advice

Watame..

>>27386318
- knock knock
- who's there?
- it's the united nations, pooh. your sovereign territory has been recognized as an independent state of republic of china

>>27386089
She probably thinks she's bothering people if she does it too much despite that making literally no sense since if it bothered someone they wouldn't have notifications on.

>>27386505
Uhm towacucks explain this?

>>27385687
>chicken or beef
yes, she is the reason I try to learn Japanese

>>27386567
>Entering

>you are not wiser enough than me
thank you for your wisdom, moona.

>>27385706
>>27385844
>>27385922
>>27386035
Good, all the pastas are here. Now get the fuck out, cunt.

Seeing Ina's thumbnail for her Mahjong stream made me realize that I've never seen the english logo for Mahjong Soul, it's a little offputting.

Talking about homos, what happened to that one post that wanted to get Roberu into meme review, last time i checkt it was getting pretty popular on reddit and people where throwing another fit about idolculture in the coments

>>27385656
>>27385663
I'll always support you, pekoposters <3

>>27386355
She's busy looking for a husband.

>>27386149
based

>>27386210
I will probably be refered as narrativefag, but I'm gonna try to be honest with you, matsuri has been having trouble with her relationships for a long time, it has happened 4 times already and thats onlu what I'm aware of.
She makes a really close friend and somehow fucks up the relationship, that way she has managed to break some strong gates like fubuki and haato, and recently Luna, which hurt Luna herself because they were really close.
If you know the context and look into it (roomate and matsuri's own twitcasting) and follow the timeline of her collabs you will see the pattern, spam of collabs with X person and suddenly they dont know each other, after a while they collab like normal holos do as if they never were that close to beging with.
It doesn't help that Luna slipped a bit on her membership and Matsuri doesn't keep her mouth shut about it in several twitcasting and other accounts.
tl;dr she may be honest but that won't change she's doing big fuck ups with her friends to the point of them reseting their relationship and she's the problem, not them.

>>27386574
NO NO NO YOU CANT SAY THAT

>>27386445
big dick move

I cannot wait for hime's tanjobi desu

>>27386571
Nah they think it’s cute :p

>>27386567
>entering
https://files.catbox.moe/1idtz6.webm

I thought Fubuki was supposed to be smart? Why did she pour oil on a fire that was about to go out?

There are people so new that they don't recognize pastas that get posted here all the time

>>27386595
Shoot, meant to quote >>27385666 I'm sorry </3

>>27386567
It's always schizo hours now, we are only sometimes blessed by sane hours
https://streamable.com/541xmh

>>27386571
you're not a telepathist either, you can't know what they think or want

I honestly hope Matsuri graduates and just becomes a normal IRL streamer.

It's been 37 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"
I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for her.

ALOE LOVE

>>27386605
Towautism...

>>27386336
TOWA TMD!!!

>>27386295
he stated in a thread a couple days ago he wasn't a falsefagger, he was "tired" of people judging holos for their genitals and was doing that unironically and didnt care because now stars were inclining. So sadly he isn't.

>>27386575
I want to be bothered by Kanata. She's the only one I want to be bothered by. Why can't she just post like any other chuuba...

>silence as bagpipes and generic fantasy music blast in the background
do people even watch moona?
she's only talked 2-3 times in the last half hour

>>27386622
Because that fire will never be put out and this was a good way to show it.

>>27386595

>>27386646
My friend is so cute!

In all her recent streams Flare has added a bit of English to the title (usually just a direct translation of the title), i wonder if it's because of the whole mass unsubbing thing, although even before that she talked a bit about how much she valued her EOPs, it's curious seeing some of the more JOP only holos reaching out to their foreign audiences, even it they're just little gestures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUIQVRa7OqA

>>27386659
ALOE LOVE

>>27386596
>No chibi
what's her problem?

>>27386291
anon

>>27386394
as expected of Judas

>>27386596
She already has one.

>>27386668
She's pulling better numbers than Choco or RBC

>>27386647
when they keep telling people to shut up when being told to go to bed I think I know what they want

I want to hit fast-forward on every day that Kanata isn't here!

>>27386593
>reddit
They have shorter attention span than a fucking goldfish.

>>27386601
yeah okay yeah im sorry. its just that things have been a bit rough ever since i.... put kanata in the hospital....

>>27386668
Moona is the DSP of hololive

>>27386604
I wish Luna would sing the Eromanga-Sensei ED...

>>27386663
If you're being serious, that guy isn't the same guy who likes spamming the same pastas one after the other every thread

>>27386659
Aloe...

Fascinating how I'm not sure if Moona's accidentally muted herself or not, she goes so long without speaking.

>>27386659
ALOE LOVE

>you get to spend an entire month living with your favorite holo, hanging out, talking about whatever comes to mind, playing games together, even romance if she ends up liking you that way
>the moment it's over she does one final stream announcing her graduation before disappearing forever the moment the stream ends and leaving you with only past broadcasts and the memories the two of you made together
would you?

>>27386687
Fuu-tan is trying her best!

Roberu cucked by Pizzadad and Oga

Eating Aqua's pussy and licking her pits after an 11 hour long Jump king stream!

>>27386668
I'm watching big face instead.

>>27386622
It's posturing to demonstrate she is unwavering in her hatred of chinks and is prepared for World War 3.

>>27386400
>the ack defense

>>27386658
sio...

i hope she's alright

>>27386588
This game is being streamed and monetized after receiving prior consent from © 2017-2019 Yostar, Inc.

Game URL:
http://focus-home.com/games/call-of-c......

Somebody tell this dumb squid to fix it.

damn my top two korone and haachama are gone. Who do I watch?

>>27386708
who is 'they'?

>27386759
Or you could just look at the post times and realise it's not one person.
Now take your meds.

>>27386720
d-do you know pekora?

>>27386374
Artia and Moona should have another stream together again, I miss the times when Artia used to fatshame Moona...

>>27386796
shark, stop watching losers

>>27386725
well it won't change the fact that homofags are scum, not the homos themselves fault tho, fans in general are scum, theirs are just extra scummy.

>>27386796
good vtubers

>>27386658
Is she coming back? Mahjong isn’t fun to watch without her, and her twitter hasn’t said anything since August.....

>>27386759
Oh god, don't curse these threads with that presence. This is the last thing we need. That would unironically kill /jp/ once and for all.

>>27386814
fuck off not watching boring shark

>>27386819
Nice try

>>27386720
god you can hear the bra creaking

>>27386687
Flare's pretty much always translated her English superchats into jp and then translates her response back to english and reads it. She's even done it with russian too

Holos who are dead inside:
>Fubuki
>Korone
>Choco
>Noel
>Coco
>Watame

Holos who are actually happy
>Subaru
>Ayame
>Suisei
>Mio
>Marine
>Nene

>>27386720
Holy shit just look at that size

>>27386622
She is indeed smart, and she was proving that she has already picked the Holo members over the Chinese. She isn't the face of the Hololive for nothing.

>>27386801
meant for >>27386759

>>27386829
Towa thought she was coming back.
Maybe that's just what she wanted.

>>27386841
just facts anonchama, we are no better.

>>27386700
I love my two moms!

>>27386797
Streamers

>>27386848
What about the rest?

Moona's building this thing outside of Holoserver? What even is it?

>>27386829
She lost her opportunity to quietly come back when the China arc was at its peak.

>>27386879
>we

>>27386574
UN is owned by China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM

>>27386829
Never got why she didn't just type out a post beforehand

>>27386374
Can Artia even interact with the jp holos? She can't speak their language, can barely speak english herself and she's on twitch.

Reminder that this is Pekora's ideal man. If you don't look like this you don't have a chance.

>>27386889
i need names

>>27386803
Nyanpeko~