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I want to become a fairy, so I can enjoy all the Onee-sans that Gensokyo has to offer. Immortality and flight are a nice bonus too.

>>22969605
>do you want to remain a dude so you can do romantic/sexual stuff with the 2hus, or would you rather be a girl so (...)

you really think being a girl will stop me from doing the dudes stuff?

I would prefer if I could remain a man so that I could travel around the world and ejaculate in everyone's shoes, get chased by the vengeful girls wearing soggy slippers and geta, and then get incinerated by danmaku once they catch me.
I think that would be the most exciting way to spend my time there.

>>22969605
I would be a girl and suck every of 2hu futa cocks.

>>22969605
I want to remain a dude and impregnate every single loli 2hu, having oyakodon threesomes with those who have mommies.

>>22969605
be a girl that's so easy

>>22969605
I'd stay a dude, according to known canon magicians aren't a girl exclusive thing so I should be able to learn enough magic to make a few bullets.
Then comes the quest of flirting with all the touhous. Even the ones that'd try kill me.

>>22970360
im in gensyoko atm

>>22971726
How is it?

>>22971726
How are things there? Encountered anyone yet?

>>22971726
Tell Luna I said hi.

To give or to receive, that is the question. Of course I choose receiving.

>>22969605
I'd want to be an immortal vampire loli so I can take naps in fields of green grass all day then come home and sleep in a comfy bed all night surrounded by other cute girls.

>>22972145
If you're a vampire and you nap under the sun, you are not going to have a good time.

>>22972157
Yea, true, guess a fairy might be a better choice. Either way, I want to be comfy.

>>22969605
id be a girl and do both

>>22972200
anon...

>>22972200
Same

>>22969605
I want to be a hermaphroditic angel.

I want to be some kind of immortal so I can experience being brutally tortured and killed by every single named 2hu and compare the experiences. A fairy, somebody who drank the Hourai Elixir, whatever.

Male or female doesn't matter much for that, but I'd choose female just because I want what I can't have.

Koakuma kunny girl

>>22969605

>>22973677
guess that works

>>22972164
You don't need to be a little girl to be comfy, you could very well go to the nearest field of green grass and nap there.

>>22969605
I enjoy being me too much so i'd stay a guy and brave my chances.

Whichever one will guarantee me a momhu.

>>22973677
Same but unironically.

>>22969605
If you tried to fuck any 2hu they would kill you instantly, so I'd rather be a little girl with ribbons.

>>22969605

>>22994489
Even Akyuu?

>>23002104
She doesn't, but her guards do.

>>22994489
You can probably get Rinnosuke to fuck your ass if you pay enough.

I want to be a 2hu with massive tits whose power is to give the best paizuri of all time. I'd be the biggest slut this side of the border; I'd never not have a cock in or on me. I'd make Sanae look like a choir girl.

I'd want to be someone with enough physical strength to get into fist fights with oni, male or female doesn't really matter as long as I can experience the divine joy of having yuugi punch me through a building

>>22969621

Just like sanae, I would lure you with candy just so I could cuddle you

>>22969605
>Not becoming a 2hu to shoot bullets AND do pure yuri love romance/sex with other 2hu.
What are you even doing with your lives, anons?

>>23007818
Nobody said that

>>23006655
Become a waggysaggy!

I want to be Kaguya's servant

>>22969605
I want to be grimdarkiest character in all of gensokyo!
I want to raze everything and everyone!

I'll be a cute, little fairy, play with my fellow /jp/sie fairies, pull pranks on the non-fairy /jp/sies and the other 2hus and retreat to my home to drink fruit juice, sleep and repeat the cycle.

>>23011982
waggy isn't a slut

>>22992495
I am not the least bit ironic.
I've had this as my ideal self for years.
Crim's just bolstered my heart as of late.

>>23013908
Same.
I also want both personally since this desire of mine to have both has been with me deeply rooted all my life, yet I never knew what was it nor why I tended to like both my masculine and feminine features a lot and equally, et al. This of course just spawned recently in the form of liking my feminine form two years ago, but now this semester I have accepted that I love both forms of mine as well I love both sexes and the therebetween for romantic and sexual relationships, to be honest.
Spoilering the whole thing for unrelatedness in this thread, but Crimmy and ALL angels are just so CUTE!

>>23013692
But that anon can definitely be one.
He just has to be born in waggysaggy's clan, hope that he will have big fishe titties, and give paizuri to every male in Gensokyo!

>>23013692

then explain why she's wet all the time

cute trap so I can get femdommed and SS'd

>>23014358
The only acceptable femdom is with a futa onee-san.

>>23014456
It stops being femdom when you introduce futas. There's a reason why they call it futadom over at /d/, and that reason is that futa aren't women.

>>23014465
I see. In that case, femdom is always bad.

>>23014473
At least you're consistent with your beliefs.

>>23014456
>>23014465
I'd still be okay with it either way desu

>>22969605
>be a girl so you can get ornery, shoot bullets and have your tits fucked?
This one. I'll be the paizuri fairy. And nobody's going to stop me. Or be able to resist for long enough to do anything with my undersized fairy body except paizuri. It'll be like a form of hypnosis.

I'll also be able to make the other girls grow (temporary?) dicks to experience the same pleasure as the men.

Imagine waking up next morning in the middle of the Forest of Magic, coughing and hacking as you constantly breathe in miasma. Then as Rumia is flying by, she notices you and swoops down. Then she sinks her teeth into your cheek, ripping off the flesh from your skull as you scream in terror and agony. And this attracts the attention of more youkai and you proceed to get torn apart and eaten alive.

>>23014926
hot

>>23014926
As long as I'll respawn or otherwise survive, that sounds fine by me.

>>23014894
*naizuri
Fairies don't have bags of fat on their chests, after all.

>>23015092
There are exceptions to every rule.

i would hunt down every tranny faggot

>>23014358
>cute trap so I can get femdommed and SS'd
This is my absolute kink, but also >>23014456's is awesome as well since it replaces that dildo belt or whatever is called.

>>23017655
Forgot picture. And yes this has never been translated, which is a shame.

>>22969605
I would rather be a girl either way, so

>>23015201
based

>>22969605

I will seek out the shrimps of the 2hu world and smack their butts and give them wedgies. Tewi and kyouko are prime candidates

>>22972126
Weak fool. The true answer is both, which is why you should always turn into a dickgirl if given the chance

>>23020704
Kyouko-chan was made for bullying, hazing, and impregnating for shits and giggles before she becomes a full Buddhist priestess.

Don't be dumb, faggot. Obviously you be the little girl and then go after other girls. Purest form of love, you know.

God I wish this were me

>>23014358
This. I wouldn't mind being a frilly ribbon girl either though.

>>23026655
Me on the left (Shanghai).

Would she say yes if I asked her hand for marriage the moment I made it to Gensokyo?

I'd try and be Yuuka's friend so I could garden with her. I'd almost certainly die, but who knows? Maybe she wants someone to admire her flowers with! I'd endure any sort of torture just so long as I get to have at least one warm hug with her in the middle of her field of sunflowers!

>>23033449
Why can't artists draw Marisa with the proper eye color?

>>23034809
I dunno, why don't you tell me?

>>23033449
Imagine Marisa sitting at the shrine, chatting away with Reimu. They're minding their own business while a random human comes up to them and proposes to Marisa. Then the pair stares back at the complete stranger, instantly creating an awkward atmosphere that any functioning human would cringe at.

>>22969605
Become entity, creep 'n lurk in the void.
No more in need to eat food nor drink to stay alive.
Disown that prison of mortal flesh!