/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12410350
not reimu
that's for sure

the one with silly hat

guess

>>12410363

Kaguya!

Yuukarin

Frandoll

i want to get fucked by mokou

>>12410350
That one!

>>12410395
Hey handsome!

I can't read what you typed. It's like you added a bunch of unnecessary words and letters or something.

obviously

>>12410395
me too

Alice

>>12410584
>>>/b/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUOUxnCgT8

SEX with Kasen sounds really cute.

>>12410584
no u

>>12410360
well duh, she's the one that would be doing the fucking each time, not you.

>>12410350
this thread is bad and you should feel bad for starting it

>>12410775
It's the age of post-irony.
Pre-irony: Which Touhou would you fuck?
Irony: wich 2hu wud u fuk?
Post-irony: Which Touhou character would you fuck?

>>12410775
yeah I'd fuck cirno too, anon.

Touhou is dead and I'm not into necrophilia
I'd rather fuck a ship

>>12410816
is that why 2hu had 500 more circles than shipgirls this comiket.

Okuu

>>12410350

Probably Reimu.w

Reisen!

all non-lolis
also luna, lily, suika, star, mystia

>>12410957
She'll peck your eyes out, man.

>>12410350
I want to fucking Sanae so fucking hard until her does an ahegao face, no matter if I die from AIDS

>>12410350
Hmm, Reimu, Satori, Miko, Futo, Sekibanki, Kagerou, Raiko, Benben and Yatsuhashi, Youmu, Parsee, Mokou, or Eiki for sure. Maybe Seiga or Byakuren.

Yuuka raping me sounds a lot of fun, unfortunately I am not 12-year old boy so she may not be interested.

>>12411185
Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to ask, is English your first language?

>>12411198
Maybe if you're a girl Yuuka will be interested in you, what with the whole having a penis thing.

this riight here

>>12411216
hell no

>>12410350
The pure and honest Shameimaru!

>>12411294
>pure

>>12411294
>honest

>>12411294
>The

>>12411294

>The

>>12411294
>and

Most of them

>>12411294
>Shameimaru

>>12411324
>>12411333
>>12411340
>>12411342
>>12411351
>>12411433
sluts

Okuu!

I'd fuck the meido.

All of them
except tewi

>>12411592

>>12411597

I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes

>>12411324
>>12411333
>>12411340
>>12411342
>>12411351
>>12411433

All these haters

>>12411613

you're 2hu belong to me

Red hairs is my fetish.

>>12410805
>post-irony

deep

>>12411619
SUCK MY DONG HONG!

Surprised no one's said Orin yet

>>12410805
OP is still being ironic by typing as correctly and clearly as possible instead of typing wich 2hu wud u fug.

>>12411637
but "wich 2hu wud u fug" is the irony

if he's not doing that then he's not ironic

>>12411160
It'll be worth it

>>12411645
But you see, since it's expected that he would type "wich 2hu wud u fug", he now types "Which Touhou character would you fuck?" which is ironic.
It's a double layer of irony.
It's only not ironic if he was making the post in earnest, which he clearly isn't since he posted Reimu and no one would fuck a poor ass nigga like her.

yucurri

>>12411636
i would fuck her

>>12411661

pls no

>>12411655
Double layered post-ironic irony.

Also, I'd fuck Reimu if she allowed me to.

>>12411661
Pussycat Pusscat I love youu~

>>12411669
Well, I'm sure we can all agree how we feel about her in that state.

>>12411683
A cat is fine, too.

>>12411712
Orinrin butt!

>>12411868
my favorite naughty librarian...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhZ8BVL6r8

>>12411896
>1:31
wtf

>>12411896
>changed and cut hair
boner lost

>>12411637
This would be unclear to anyone unfamiliar with board culture, hence post-irony. Or rather, the beginning of post-irony. All you need are people to take it seriously from this point forward.

>>12411911
legend has it that said video was a demo for an idol tryout.Upon hearing this, Ms. Knowledge then stated that she would prefer sticking to her old librarian vocation, however, she said "it'll be cool to show my grandkids". Her hair's also growing back nicely.

Many of them, but mostly Patchouli.

>>12411896
patchy KILLING it

>>12411636
I miss nindel ;_;

I would make tender and passionate love with Sanae.

>>12412292
try not to see her cooch directly, it's so overused the meat curtains are stretched and dangling 3 inches down, you might puke.

>>12412303
whatever you say, nerdnugget. You know that it isn't true.

>>12412272
Me too. And Riz as well. And Exel.

What happened to them anyway?

>>12412333
don't say I didn't warn you, enjoy her vagina monster.

>>12412337
Exxel is still around, Riz is secretplayer, and Nindel is focusing on school I think.

>>12410478
I'm imagining you getting a blowjob from Yuugi, then as she deep throats you her horn pierces your gut and you die from an abcess infection because there are no hospitals in Gensokyo

>>12412352
That's fucking hot.

>>12411294
This, this, a thousand times over. I will spend myself on her.

>>12412367
don't be surprised if she fines you for it and/or blackmails you afterwards.

>>12412371
Sure.

I really want Yukari to gap into my room while i'm masturbating and then we fuck for hours in every way possible and she just uses her border magic to refill my testicles with semen after every time i ejaculate inside of her in every hole she has

>>12412371
>Films you having sex with her
>"IF YOU DON'T WORK FOR MY NEWSPAPER, I'M GOING TO SHOW THIS VIDEO OF ME SUCKING YOUR DICK TO EVERYONE!"
Aya's quite a genius

>>12412388
Well obviously she will figure out how to edit it and make it look like you're sucking her dick!
Now that is genius.

>>12412388
What if your performance during sex was quite pitiful and if revealed, would make it more difficult to convince future touhous to have sex with you?

>>12412333
why the fuck is she hugging an ass

>>12412377
>I really want Yukari to gap into my room while i'm masturbating
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=30499363

>>12412413
Then it'd be even worse for her. Not just showing her having sex, but showing her having sex with some limp-dicked loser.

>>12412413
So Aya is going to do a report on how she had sex with a virgin loser?
Quite a flattering report for herself right there!
And she doesn't want anyone else to have sex with them? Why, is she getting territorial?

>>12412440
>And she doesn't want anyone else to have sex with them? Why, is she getting territorial?
God you're dense.

>>12412303
god dammit, dude

Why would Aya go around showing people pictures of her getting inseminated by a weakling human?
Is she into that kinda thing?

>>12412424
it's a peach.

Tenshi!

>>12412437
>>12412440
As long as she's making fun of the other person, it doesn't matter.
When you watch a video of some guy embarrassing himself while having sex with a woman, you're probably laughing and the man, not the woman.

>>12412440
I can see her underwear!

bonus if I get to sniff/lick her pits meanwhile.

I want Satori to castrate me.

>>12410350
All of them!(if they allowed it and were over 18)

>>12412850
Why would you want to sniff other men semen?

>>12413114
if she had procreated with other men before, her donation box wouldn't be empty all the time.

>>12412426
that feel when no full ver

Any of them that would let me indulge my shameful fetish.
Tickling

>>12413181
God damn it I want to have sex with annoyed Reimu

>>12413181
reimoo got some fine udders.

>>12413181
I love this guys work.

Fuck the mouse.

>>12412986
What? Why? Doesn't that make you unable to fuck her?

>>12412986
Why? Because a lolicon pervert like you can only bring harm to those above ground?

>>12413386
don't do it mang she gon give you the bubonic plague.

>>12413600
Worth it.

Okuu-chang

>>12410350
Before playing games I thought Sanae was sexy, now I can't view any of them sexually. But Kanako is the cutest.

Frog one with the tongue

>>12413638
Spoken like a true secondary

None. I'd like to hang out with Kogasa though. Sanae too.

What touhou is the warmest, but not too warm as to make close contact uncomfortable for extended periods?

Тоходевочки не такие, они любят только друг друга.

>>12414006
I don't think even Mokou would make close contact uncomfortable for extended periods.

>>12414014
I think patchouli might smell too much like rotting garbage to get close to, but that's the only one that comes to mind as far as it being unpleasant to be near!

>>12414024
Wriggle?

>>12414024
Even if she never bathed, it's not like Patchouli has reason to get dirty or sweaty.

>>12413200
We have the same fetish.
tfw I will never be tickled the shit out of for hours

Suika. She makes my pedo dick hard.

>>12414873
is her skirt anti-gravity.

>>12416498
Maybe she was rolling to get away from his pedo dick.

>>12414873
I wonder if Suika would be annoyed being attractive mostly to pedos.

>>12416567
>>12416498
>>12414873
Are you going to make these exact post in every thread Suika is ever mentioned in?

>>12416586
If that pic is anything to go by she seems to be enjoying herself.
I bet they give her lots of alcohol.

>>12416588
I've only seen one of those posts in other threads.

I want to sheathe my sword in Youmu.

rinnosuke

>Which Touhou character would you fuck?

All of them.

None of them.

A group of them greater than none and less than all.

The ones not created yet.

>>12417029
>The ones not created yet.

D-doushio!

More powerful than the gods of every religion combined

More graceful than the creation of the universe

Sexier than a thousand chained-up sweating Kanakos in bunnysuits

Yukari Yakumo of course!

My dick hurts

I want to pound Iku, but I have no idea what Oarfish like.

>>12410805
Trying to pretend it was ever ironic.

>>12417118
I think we're all a little hard right now

Kanako, Yuuka, Yukari, Ran, Byakuren... basically anyone that's got a mature body.

>>12410478
I want to rub her sweaty abs.

>>12410805
No it's not, the age of irony was after the age of bronzy but before the age of middly.

>>12418523
Can confirm.

>>12420420
Since Yuyuko is dead, does her skin feel cold to the touch?

>>12420513
I guess so?
It probably feels chilly, but not as cold as Cirno's. I don't know what's the ambient temperature in Hakugyokurou, but I suppose her skin temperature's not too much below it.
If I recall correctly, she mentioned that she sometimes has faint memories of how it felt like being alive.
I like to lose myself in reverie concerning how I'd go about remembering her. It's calming.

>>12410383

>>12420887
>>12410383
>forgot text
>you accidentally an extra u

>>12410350
None of them.

Every Touhou is crazy. You don't sleep with crazy. At best you'll be making ruinous alimony payments for the rest of your life. At worst they'll be using your soul to floss their teeth.

>>12413124
I'll gladly fill up her donation box, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

>>12420887
Only 17 years old!

>>12410350
Question is too general.

Udonge

>>12421430
You're rich?

/jp/, do you happen to have pictures of Touhous eating hamburgers or corn dogs?

Chen

>>12411259
rimjobs...

Sugoi
Suki
Subarashii

Beatoriche

>>12411917
who doesn't know about 2hu fk at this point

I want to brutally rape Patchy and marry her afterwards.

Bernkastel-kyou

>>12426823
disgusting

>>12410350
Nue

>>12426892
Why?

>>12410350
Rainbow Dash

>>12410350
Chen

>>12427181

Why is Nue blushing? Did the captain do something inappropriate?

/a/ here.
Why do you talk about Touhous all the time? Are they really that great?

>>12427578
She made a mistake when she washed Nue's dress so her dress shrinked.

>>12410350
aya pussy best pussy

>>12427716

>>12427716
I would not fuck that.

>>12427615


ohhhhh. How did I miss that?

>>12427595
/jp/ here

why do you shitpost about waifus all the time? is it really that great?

>>12427595
Yeah

>>12410350
ALL OF THEM

i only like my original characters
but also reisen

>>12427595
Cute girls/women doing cute, sometimes badass things.
Wonderful setting.
Good fanbase.
Great music.

>>12427722
You 'ave some nice skin for a croo.

>>12427722
What is that from?

>>12410350
Either Amakasu Tenji or Rinnosuke Morichika.

I would ravage Okuu
but gently

Hatato

>>12411673
Wow, your fucking desperate man.

>>12431797
>>12411655
What's wrong? Do other touhous even have money?

Reisen.

And maybe Satori.

Maybe.

>>12427966
http://exhentai.org/g/309496/0a2bc83be0/

Reimu
Alice
Remilia
Satori
Tenshi
Nue
Tewi
Shizuha
Suwako
Mystia

Would get fucked by Yukari

>>12436687
>Would get fucked by Yukari
she has a dick?

>>12442089
Yog-Sothoth fucks or is fucked however and by whomever she likes.

On a serious note, I think he is saying she is a dom, period.

>>12442089
No, but she can surely arrange that.

I'd like to have passionate slow sex with ran!

>>12442089

>>12412986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNwPKo5SU4o

>>12412986

Such a weird fetish you have, anon. Do you want to talk about it?

>>12443886
Maybe he wants to become her pet. So neutering is necessary because you can't leave some horny /jp/sie lewding around Orin & Okuu.

>>12410478
i really need to lick sake off yuugi's abs while her massive boner pokes my chest

all of them

>>12444585

Why is she wearing shackles, is she a slave? Why does she have a red dick on her forehead?

>>12444293
I want to smell one slipper while masturbating into the other.

The soft blonde one with the biggest boobs and butt

The one with the feet.

>>12446572
Let us not be hasty.

>>12410350
is there a black touhou?

>>12447504
the closest is Marisa because all she does is steal and lie.

Has /jp/ ever ERP'd as a 2hu?
Has someone ERP'd as a 2hu for you?

>>12448349
no
no

>>12448349
yes
yes

>>12448349
d'ERP
d'ERP

>>12448349
nein
nein

>>12448902
I live only to post patchouli pics on 4chan

Soft mermaid is soft.

>>12410805
I'm can't even tell if you guys are being ironic anymore

>>12448349
I think it'd be fun but it'd be too embarrassing for me. And obviously lewd, and lewd is bad.

Which touhou beat the fuck out of the Jan/kigmod with?

Does the Yakumo come in a package?

>>12449076
Seija

This isn't even a question honestly

>>12448349
i used to do it a lot on steam and i met a bunch of cool people. and a bunch more really shitty people but it was fun

>>12448349
Why would I ERP to begin with?

>>12448995
Damn, your life must be pretty shitty.

>>12411259
the correctest answer

>>12448349
What is ERP? Cybersex?

Also related: I want Yukari's D. I wouldn't suck a man's dick but I'd sure as hell be down with some kind of gap situation where I sucked Yukari off while banging her.

>>12448349
I want to bury my face in Suika's sweaty unwashed armpits.

>>12449228

imagine having sex with a REAL reimu!
oh wow, that'd be pretty cool!

or wriggle. wriggle doing the wiggle.

>>12449230
Somebody had to say it, and I'm just the perverted waste of flesh to do it.

>>12449231
Imagine having sex!
That would be pretty cool!

>>12449439
I disagree. It's simply asking for alimony payments and rape accusations in this age.

Most divorces these days are "No Fault" and 75% of them are initiated by the woman. Who we know from research predictably fall bored in the first 1-4 years of marriage because her biology incentivizes her to seek out new DNA and new males to provide her with resources. Go ahead and google "Hypergamy".

By indulging this female physiological response we're crippling generations of kids. 4chan is a shining example of what Single Mothers have done to society.

They also drain huge amounts of tax revenue while males still pay the majority of taxes because they choose higher paying positions and harder work, on average.

>>12449460
I plan on hiring a prostitute when I finally can't take virginity anymore. Avoids much of that crap and it's legal in one or two US states.

>>12449460
maybe you shouldn't have kids with a shitty woman

I wanna have a nuclear family with Okuu!

>>12449439
Maybe. But the other half of the people on the internet will tell you that sex is overrated.

>>12453789
I know but it is something I would like to expereince at least a few times.

>>12449508
>super nuclear youkai becomes submissive wife to man.
Huh, seems legit.

>>12455281
She is a raven.

>>12418539
This is my exact answer. But Yukari is my number one.

Christmas cake 2hus please take me

>>12449090

More specifically, Space Jin Kaguya

>>12459021
Space jin kaguya is literally the definition of "ayy lmao".

Look at that fucking anorexic body.

>>12459041

Shut up /sp/, you wouldn't know a good body if it pissed in your cereal

>>12459049
This was the first result when I googled your first kaguyayylmao.

Your waifu a alien.

mommy

>>12410822
I will never consider 2hu dead until something overtakes it in hentai numbers.

>>12459175
good thing that's not even close to happening since touhou beat what was in second place (kancolle) by 500 circles this last comiket.

>>12427495

>people still post my edits.

Feels good man

Would Iku be okay with an Outsider hanging around her?

>>12459510
why do you people always ask these cringe-worthy rp-tier questions?