/biz/ - Business & Finance

third for anime

>>57554627
>How do you this?
I do it with a news scanner, Benzinga being a good example. If the penny stock pumps on legit news that includes words like "cancer", "treatment" "phase 2", etc. then you don't touch it. But if it pumps on BS like electing a new board member or if there's no news at all then it's fair game. You need a scanner to tell you what's actually pumping in real time. Tradingview has a decent one, if you want to pay you can use tradeideas which is what I have. Watch for something with a low marketcap pumping on unusually high volume and you have a possible candidate. For brokers, if you're broke you can try Webull which offers shorting on easy to locate stocks and doesn't have a minimum other than whatever it takes to open a margin account. If you get serious then try a broker like Lightspeed which is what I use. They can do locates on hard to borrow stocks and they route directly to the exchange for faster trading.
If you need a very specific strategy, watch the charts for this: 5 minutes candles, RSI over 90, 5 green candles in a row. Wait for the first red candle to close below the previous candle then enter your short. Stop loss is just above the highest candle and take profit can be when price touches VWAP, 9 period moving average, first green candle, or whenever you feel like it. An example of this strategy working perfectly you can study is on ETSY in pic related which happened a few days ago in pre-market

>>57554721

/OJ bros....

Baking

You had plenty money, in 22!

I have 690 shares of SOXL that are currently up about 43%. Anyone else in a similar position? Wondering if it's time to start trimming or if it's better to wait through Nvidia earnings/FOMC

My crypto mining shitcos are up too much. They're due for a good heaming

First for SOUN and NAT GAS

>>57554704
SQQQ bros are you okay? 5 straight months of getting HEEEMED

>>57554727
Thank you anon. I will see if I have enough money and move some into WeBull

>>57554757
I'm up 121%. Got some CCs that are booty blasting me at the moment, though.

>>57554776
It´s becoming all to real, lad.

anybody have any cool music to share? my music app algo's have been toast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTiZQKd--jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oKK9zjqW0
also thanks for pumpin' Enlivex guys, my entry is officially covered.It's on the house from here

You have a perfectly functional PhoneWave (name subject to change) and can send a D-mail to your phone 2 years ago. What do you type? 36 characters max, including spaces.

So when do the roosters come home to roost?

>>57554783
Nice work either way. You holding through earnings?

I have $5000 to invest. Shill me some good VALUE stocks (i.e. no gay bubble stocks).

>>57554843
NVDA

As a BOIL holder, I am financially ruined.

stop wasting my time jesus fucking christ
just go to support at 190 already

>>57554816
ALL IN NVDA RETARD LEVERAGE

>>57554816
>Get fucked, over.
>>57554847
many such cases.

>>57554846
I said no faggy bubble stocks.

>>57554743
L E A N H O G S

>>57554843
Just buy whatever your brokerage’s equivalent of SPY is. If you aren’t willing to play the game with risky meme stocks then don’t even bother trying to pick individual stocks.

Cigna just booked a new ath

i own 2000 shares of SOXL at a 17 average

>>57554843
aapl
goog
cop
xom
rtx
noc

>>57554843
Bet it all on nycb recovering.

>>57554866
I have no interest in SPY. This shit WILL crash sooner or later and I'm not going to be the one left holding the bags when it does.

>>57554855
>Yourself from two years ago
>"eh, sounds like spam, how the fuck did it arrive on my phone, I'll buy INTC instead, better valued, NVDA is in a bubble phase that will pop out in a few weeks top"
>no worldline change

>>57553852
A woman and a shebrew. Bad omen all around.

is this why people are buying oil related stuff?

>>57554890
And if spy crashes... What the fuck else is better than buying more spy you fucking retard

I cannot express how much I fucking loathe the "people" who buy every single microdip

Paypalbrothers...we are healing

>>57554890
if you're certain it's going to crash then buy SH, or SDS

>>57554889
Joke's on you: I've hated Intel for a long ass time and when AMD finally got their shit together I was overjoyed.

>>57554902
I'll consider buying in when it crashes at least 30%, but not before.

>>57554890
The US stock market is the strongest in the world and WILL recover your losses eventually after a crash. You are free to pick individual stocks but if you are afraid of risk then why bother?

>>57554898
they will have to mandatory buy in at some point

>>57554843
OSCR

>>57554843
My Son Jack, the forbidden ticker.

>>57554827
Yeah. My CCs are super long dated so I'm hoping to buy them back on the cheap at some point, but the semi train shows no signs of slowing down.

MSS just rejected $1.60: twice what it was trading for Tuesday. >>57553901

D oesn't matter we're going to 7000

>>57554941
FUCK!

>>57554843
ABT, ADP, AFG, AIT, AJG, CASY, HON, JNJ, KDP, LLY, LOW, MA, MCD, NOC, NVO, PEP, PGR, RBC, RLI, ROL, RPM, RSG, SIGI, SNPS, TDG, TRV, TXN, UNH, V, WCN, and WM
All of these were here long before any of us were born and they'll be here long after we're all gone. They do nothing but march from the lower left corner of your chart to the upper right. Buy leaps calls for extra fun times

>>57554941
we going to the moon, the american empire is unstoppable

These past 6 months must have been the easiest time in human history to make money
Literally just buy calls, every single week

>>57554816
Its the jews. Ignore women. Buy NVDA

>>57554914
Be prepared to wait 5+ years

>>57554911
I'm not certain and I don't want to gamble my savings on speculative bubbles popping.
>>57554923
>OSCR
>half a billion dollars loss in one year
How stupid do you think I am?

>NVDA
>SMCI
>CRWD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57554847
>buying more than small fun goomble amounts of BOIL during EL NEENYO WINTER with above normal storage and recent record production levels
Are you even paying any attention to the overall situation and all of the shit I've been saying since November and shit others have been saying too?

>>57554843
BABA

How reliable is this info from "game of trades" youtube channel? This guy is pointing out insiders are dumping all their stocks. Is the market gonna correct soon? Wondering if I should sell everything. It makes sense, we all know a a major dip is coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njIK2QiRUfM&t=310s

>>57554826
Thanks for the pics. MAG-7 fully deserve to outdo the others.
>>57554843
GOOG, Applied materials, NVDA, Bank of America, Novo Nordisk, MOOG (pretty based company), McDonalds

AND WALLAH

>>57554994
>down by 35% the past year
>PE 11
>EPS $6
I like it.

>>57555012
>Bank of America
I'd wait until later, you'll probably be able to get it at a discount.

>tfw I have 5 TSLA 3/1 $200c contracts and 2 5/17 $210c contracts

Isn't Nvidia's insane growth contingent on keeping market dominance? This feels like another Bell

in the mad max wasteland I am going to strangle every single permacattle I see with my bare fucking fingers

anyone who tells you that his isn't mania to which even the dotcom bubble pales in comparison, is a moron.
the amount of funds necessary to move valuations this high, this quickly, and even higher, is beyond anything that happened back then.

>>57555045
>keeping market dominance?
you mean congress/senate?

>>57554885
And my mother has 3000 shares of MSFT at 30 bucks, what's your point?
Anyway, good on you man. You fuckin hold onto it for your life. Don't you dare to sell it too early
>>57555040
Sure man. As SPY just continues its upward journey. S&P 500 is gonna be 6000+ by next year. BoA is also gonna follow

>>57554816
Why isnt my wife kurisu real..
I feel alone, i bet she would enjoy investing with me

We wipe out inflation by getting everyone to buy the stock of obviously fake companies like "Super Micro Computer" then zeroing out the shares.

Thanks for playing.

>>57554843
my 2 favs right now are AMZN and JEPI.

JEPI is great for long holds. it has 7.97% dividend yield. set it to reinvest and watch it grow.

Looks like Safety Shot is going to close the week exactly where I said it would. Right between $3.50 and $4. This covered call wheel shit is easier than taking novorossiya back from illegitimate nazi regimes.

>>57555063
SPY yes, BAC probably not until later in the year.

>>57555064
She can't be real, but Man can make something close to her. I'm investing in QLD and TQQQ so they can make her real. It'll happen, you know it.
And I'll make her search forbidden things to embarrass her.

>>57555071
>He didnt buy SMCI before earnings

NGMI

Ok, I sold my MARA
I'm also unironically making a little bit of chicken fried tonight

>time in the market beats timing

>>57555086
I hope they do, im kind of hopeful with AI and AR, maybe in the future we will have something.
But these indexes are to broad for me, if there was a company working on that specifically i would invest

>>57555079
>This covered call wheel shit
How did you trade it?

>>57555098
>chicken fried
eatin some right now fr fr nc typing 1 hnd

This week has been fucking amazing. Papa Biden, Papa Powell, I kneel.

>>57554814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-3zGDLeSfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufJy9FWWHQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKWuleh6Ac

>>57555130
Based

>>57554885
i wonder how many people still have soxl that they bought at >70

>>57555124
I've been tracking some data regarding the SHOT position to prove the fucker I was arguing with in December wrong.

What if some bad news came out right now and the market dumped 20 points. Holy shit that would be hilarious.

>>57555161
We'll be back there soon™

>>57555161
Me. I did average down and bought a lot when it was around 14/share though. My per share average is at 42.42/share. Almost there. Can't wait to unload my bags after waiting so long. Even if its just at breakeven.

>PLCE: 11.44 -8.31 -42.08%

Nobody is ever going to have kids again.

I can't believe there are still sellers.

Man, on days like this I just have to dip into my Dumb Bear folder and laugh

>>57555199
I sold a chunk of my position yesterday. Take profits when you can, don't get greedy.

>>57555185
Why not just keep holding? You already went through suicide territory and there are no catalysts that are knocking it back down for the foreseeable future

>>57555169
so you havent had your calls tested yet, so what?

>>57555185
averaging down into a leveraged etf is such a fucking retarded concept but it's almost worked out

>>57555199
It's just the algos left running from the Bobos that jumped without turning their computers off first. When the lights get shut off they'll go down too

>>57555169
Yeah I lost all the money I put into that, you were right and I was wrong.
It turns out companies can stay fraudulent longer than you can stay solvent.

word on the street is that the market is looking at a significant downstrend in the spring, lots of macro signals pointing to several market over-evaluation

or maybe i made it up, who knows

post cats

>>57555244
checked

>>57555223
lol what? It's exactly the same as averaging down on any other equity you expect to go back up over time. How the fuck is /smg/ still so fucking retarded about this

>>57555241
First two weeks of February are seasonally bullish, but the last two?

Oh, the last two are the worst of the year.

>>57555045
unlike bell the government wants a global monopoly on chips

>>57555244

>>57555256

+0 OIL rigs +4 NATGAS rigs
WEEKLY
COUNT
COURTESY
OF
BKR

>>57555256
I told you about that leverage decay bro

>>57555244
Every time I see this picture of baggot I get a little pissed knowing a man with that body type has more money than me.

>>57555256
you're an idiot

>>57555266
>They're still pumping out more nat gas
The KOLD Kall Klan wins again.

who the fuck is propping TSLA up. go to 190

I am so fucking tired of SPY going up.
Go down you piece of fuck.

>>57555223
LEMON WOOOOOMAN!
>>57555271
>more money than me.
and pussy, he gets way more than you.

Desktop Metal ($DM)

>>57555271
Look first you struggle with drugs and alcoho, then you get the money, then you get the gookfu, then you get to keep doing drugs and drinking alcohol, then I guess you're supposed to get the happiness.

>>57555271
You could have baggies life if you applied both yourself and for ppp loans

>>57555290
>Betting against America
Lol with a side of lmao

>>57555290
Still a good decade left in this generational bullrun anon. Best buckle up

>>57555278
They sure as fuck damn do! I wish I had the balls to short NATGAS down at these low levels because it has just kept on DROOPIN. I know good and well it's going LOWER but still not willing to actually make that bet. I'm sure as soon as I did FREEPORT would fire back up and start suckin that FEEDGAS TEET.

>>57555295
Alright take it easy. I don't like this trend of people sympathizing with baggot.
>>57555305
Im still curious what you do for a living I'm pretty sure you told me one time but I forgot.

>>57555332
You underestimate the length and hurt of any of those year long dips. Buy low sell high nigga.

>>57555012
What is so fucking special about Bank of America compared to the other big banks? It's simply because Berkshire brought it?

>>57555256
Anon no... just no. If that were the case every Boglehead in the world would be buying leveraged ETFs.

You either need to be a bases retard or a gigabrain autist to properly use them otherwise you'll get shit wrecked and not even realize it.

I have nvdia calls up 70% in 3 days. I think I should sell.

and just like that i'm shaken out

>>57555332
but they told me past performance != future results

>>57555372
Don't. They'll be up 80% in 10 minutes.

>>57555343
I'm not doxing myself. I've received too many death threats from people ITT and in the Mahjong Thread.

>>57555375
Bobo fren you're supposed to enter your shorts at resistance, not support

>>57555375
get fucking fucked bobo you’ll get no sympathy here

how much should I have saved in a roth by 26?

Went to SBUX for a little caffeine and a snack. Spent about 0.7% of my gains from today (so far). Earned my 50 bonus stars for the week too.
There were lots of crows flying around too.
All in all, a decent morning.

>>57555316
The problem is if a new Deng Xiaoping shows up and China go to the moon with full capitalism reforms.

>>57555223
>>57555271
Honest question but does all of /vt/ come here after major yabs happen? Do we all just touch grass by staring at stock charts?

>>57555372
>>57555382
See?

>>57555290
If you close your shorts and go long now you'll break even in one month tops and from there it's all upside.

>>57555139
blessed, thank you :>

>>57555265
>>57555269
>>57555275
>>57555359
Wow guys this is seriously fucking pitiful. Grow some fucking balls.

>muh leverage decay
How many times does this have to be disproven? What the fuck does leverage decay matter if the ETF is up 100% in a year?

You guys are just butthurt that you didn't load up on SOXL when it was under 10. Shouldn't have listened to the doomers.

>>57555402
I just like the chips, /vt/ moves too fucking fast.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1707421904859596.webm

Fuck I'm riding with Biden so hard. Spy 550 eoy

>>57555402
i'm always here

>>57555396
2.1 B

Anything good to buy right now to sell by Tuesday or later?

>>57555382
>>57555404
Today I will sell at least enough to cover, probably half. I dont want to hold over the weekend

>>57555386
>mahjong thread
Kek I forgot you play that weird chink game
>>57555402
I only go to /vt/ to save pictures of my wife. The people that post there are retarded. I'm better off spending my time watching videos of miko, pekora, or nene.

>>57555375
I've learned my lesson to not try shorting on Fridays

>>57555436
NVDA 2/16 750c's

>>57555432
I thought I accidentally post in pcg for a second.....

>>57555397
Did you see any junkies shooting up in the bathroom stall?

People above the age of 30+ with no savings repulse me

>>57555402
There's an intersection of autism where stock market obsession and vtuber obsession meet

>>57555458
what you are talking about. cash is trash.

>>57555063
i hope your mother is considering retiring off that investment if she hasn't already
i will continue to follow the 200 SMA strategy as it has made me a lot of money the last 4 years

>>57555458
>savings
...who the fuck saves money?

>>57555458
So 99% of the population?

>>57555419
If the underlying index goes up steadily you’re golden. That doesn’t always happen… If it’s volatile you’ll end up losing even if the index ends up flat over an observed time period.

>>57555457
No I went to one that's just an order-online-and-pickup store. They don't have a bathroom or seating.

>>57555454
I wish I could. Can only make cash transactions on this account

>>57555396
Max every year since you start working a real job
So ~18k

>>57555432
>>57555446
I was just curious I'm too much of a dramawhore to ever leave that place. The shit that goes down in that community is so hilarious while also being so insignificant yet also extremely significant.

It takes a certain level of autism to make it I guess.

>>57555468
Money then you little jester. People in their 30s and 40s complaining about money issues, not having cash to spend, having to care about food prices, inflation etc.

>>57555426
Pffft we’re going to 600

>>57555468
I think they mean short-term government bonds

>>57555468
He probably means a safe, conservative 5% (daily) money market fund like NVDL.

>>57554885
Maybe sell covered calls? Or convert to soxx. I know it only takes a few bad days to get back down there on 3x etfs

>>57555458
why does a 30 year old need savings? work to cover bills and invest everything else. your 10 grand rainy day fund is just depreciating

If INBS breaks down below $10 right now it's fucking over that shit will dump hard

>>57555287
It's under priced.

my calls on crypto miners are popping off im eating good tonight

>>57555478
Ah, well: >>57555493

Fakemarket

Just did some implied calcs. If NVDA carries us to 700spy, thats an implied growth of NVDA to 1600

Picrel just said he was going to
BING IT
A
S
E
D

>>57555497
Liquid assets then. What the fuck, you people know what I mean. Mortgage do not count.

>>57555485
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really like you fags moving in on my hobby. I was supposed to be the only vtuber fan in this general.

>The US stock market is now about 70% of world market capitalization, even though its economy is only 17.8% of global gross domestic product
>NVDA alone is worth more than the entire Chinese stock market

there is nothing wrong with having a 3-6 months expenses emergency fund collecting the free 5% rates.
if you invest 100%, the market tanks, and you lose your job because of it, you're fucked.
don't leverage your life.

>>57555476
You guys say this every time as if it's not fucking obvious

>>57555521
That's little more than a double from here. Very achievable in the age of AI.

>>57555526
Probably got paid $5000 to say that shit

>>57555514
agreed, all in tqqq monday

>>57555533
Cash is king, literally fuel for gains. I feel ill if I dont have at least 20k in cash ready to SLURP.

why is biotech such a shit industry? do we literally have to cure cancer or invent anti aging drugs before it goes anywhere?

>>57555497
Rainy day funds make you comfy and robust. You’re not fazed by a bear market, can cover unexpected expenses etc

>>57555546
biotech has thousands of cancer cures, the problem is 99% of them kill the patient

>>57555531
Let's not pretend Bobo can afford a cymbal let alone two.

>>57555537
It seems not everyone knows this.

>>57555558
>biotech has thousands of cancer cures, the problem is 99% of them kill the patient
uh... how do I get cancer and sign up for these?

>>57555546
Nobody gives a shit if your drug improves 3 month cancer survival rates from 60% to 62.5% (p=0.15, +/-20%).

>>57555399
They still have the demographic problem though so a repeat of the Xiaoping era is doubtful no matter who's running the show

>>57555419
I did grow balls. The balls to tell you leveragewhores you're fucking retarded. You're all bitch asses who runaway or get hyper heemed during a true downturn.

Also explain to me how SPXL still hasn't recouped its loses from 3 years ago while SPY is creating ATHs.

So you are telling me not only did the 3x bull underperformed the actual index but it is losing money to decay.

Also UPRO is underperformed the actual index as well.

I live you fucking retards it is vitamins to me.

tl;dr u r returd

>>57555510
yes. stock will catch up with inflation when middle class is poor/terrified due to inflation and layoff.

>>57555531
it's not only public companies that contribute to GDP. whatever you're quoting is conflating two different things.

>>57555562
they're called "first-in-human" trials, you don't need cancer to sign up for them and they even pay you
just sign a form saying you won't sue them if you get a terminal illness later on

>>57555485
i only use the one general over there, i don't have enough patience for all the bitching and moaning to care about the whole board
>>57555530
you're still a fat balding jew, your thread identity remains undisturbed

>>57555540
No, it was obviously a random off the cuff moment contextually. I say the same thing all the time. We do exist.
GOOGLE
A
Y

>>57555396
I'm 34 and i opened my first one 6 months ago :(

>>57555571
SPXL is vastly overperforming the index on a 5 year time frame.

>>57555546
Because all the money is poured into Eli Lilly. No other biotech matters.

Heh, people laughed as Goldman Sachs put a 800 target on NVDA... well, well, well. At this rate, it's easily gonna hit 2000 this year. If it continues to do 2-3% every goddamn day, it will go much much higher than that. Just simple math.
Relative to the other AI companies, NVDA is greatly undervalued.
Also, I dislike cats

>>57555571
>u r returd
WE HAVE HIT MAXIMUM SEETHE; PREPARE TO DILATE

>>57555571
Yeah SPXL and UPRO are only up 12 thousand percent since 2009 despite volpocalypse, the corona dump, and the 2022 interest rate hike. I mean, who would want that trash right?

Would showing women my 6 figure portfolio get me laid? Do girls like savvy investors?

>>57555399
no. China is finished at least for 10 years.

>>57555546
Curing diseases is bad for business chud.

>>57555583
There is no conflation. You're just illiterate.

what's the ticker for that semiconductor that was soaring this past week?
SMHC or something?

>>57555604
yeah maybe but i'm making money and you're not

>Nvidia poomping again

Meanwhile at Apples

>>57555610
SMCI. And it's only up a modest 5.8% today.

>>57555594
Not 3x, but yes

>>57555458
sorry bro I am trying to get my shit together. I was misguided in my twenties and decided to focus on real estate instead of stocks. i now see the error of my ways.

>>57555613
I made over $100k in realized gains last year and have a CAGR of about 50% over the past 5 years. I can make observations without having massive positions that make me emotionally invested in the outcome.

>>57555585
>balding
Buddy, there ain't nothing up there no more. I stopped balding at about 30 and was just bald.

I bought CI at 259.11
I shilled it every day since

>>57555610
Who cares? Get tickers NI, GGE, and RS instead.

>>57555598
>>57555596
>>57555594
Yeah okay don't hurt yourself.

>>57555622
yup, it doesn't claim to do 3x over long timeframes, just intra-day

>>57555630
not bad i made $200k though

>>57555630
>realizing gains

lmao never sell

>we're officially in the dot com bubble / financial crisis / great depression / covid crash territory

>>57555656

>>57555571
Ah yeah you got me anon, I guess I'm not actually up 120% over the last year huh? I guess that's not real and I'm really just losing money. Lick my taint.

>>57555656
sorry bro. New paradigm. Stocks are on a permanently high plateau

>>57555656
Now adjust for money supply.

>>57555656
According to everyone since the Ice Age Mega Fauna collapse we are in the final days and markets will collapse forever and never recover.

>>57555618
Kinda regret buying a 10k Tbill for a 6 months when I could have just dumped it into SMCI for a single day any time the past few weeks.

>>57555656
you know SPXEW don't make new high yet and we still have room to go.

>>57555666
I'm happy for you based retard.

>>57555656
We should be able to keep going for a little while yet.

>>57555592
Hey at least you started, anon, better late than never. If you ever feel bad just remember that a majority of Americans can't afford a $500 emergency. If you have any savings whatsoever you're already doing better than your average Burgerstanian.

>>57555686
Adjusting for money supply wouldn't be right. Instead it should be the change in money supply. Because if the money supply isn't growing then fuck me

>>57555598
Be prepared to hold those through a -50% bear market. It will take them much longer to recover than the S&P, due to leverage decay

>>57555699
The thing is, there's trillions of dollars in cash on the sidelines, in money market funds, waiting to buy the dip.

SMCI is only $41b in market cap. So if that cash drives it to a lowball $410b valuation, you're talking $7,400 a share. Simple math.

is there any argument to leverage rather than simply going old school treasure hunting on microcaps?

Did anyone ever went from middle class to billionaire through leverage?

remember when people were saying nvida was overpriced at 500

>>57555510
Done. Haven't looked into specific company etfs like that, so it'll be fun to see how it goes
>>57555595
>I dislike cats
Sacrilege. They're nice, once in a while

>>57555656
Nah this is the top signal
>Front page of marketwatch
>Two roasties buying shit as the picture
>(((Top economists)))
It's over

>>57555718
if only there was an extremely simple strategy with leveraged ETFs that's been shilled here repeatedly you could follow to avoid the bulk of drawdowns like that.

>>57555732
>middle class to billionaire

>>57555618
yeah that's it thanks.
free money

>>57555740
How was it supposed to work? Sell when the index has gone down -15%? But when to buy back in

I am thinking about TMF ITM calls for a week or two out. Think that is a good idea? the 10yr can only pop up so much

>
>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Bayer CEO says company stands behind glyphosate http://reut.rs/3OEL5ub

Holy fuck, destroy Bayer

>>57554843
NANC and KRUZ, if you can't beat the inside traders then join them
We all know that Congress is full of inside traders, why not take advantage?

>>57555738
George Soros “When I see a bubble forming, I rush in to buy, adding fuel to the fire”

>>57555656
so you're saying PE's can literally double from here before we reach dotcom valuations and start to worry? sounds good

Boughted some USCI to go with my NATGAS AND OIL and
GNR
NANR
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XME

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>>57555738
AI ass looking photo

>>57555767
Lol

>>57555605
If you come up with the cure, the guys selling the treatment will buy you out so they can continue selling their treatments. It's perfectly fine to invest in a cure.

>>57555774
>NANC and KRUZ
>this is actually a thing
Holy fuck

boom boom go biotechudaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vsMR_481qKg

5000 is the new normal.

>you need probably 25k in JNJ to get a share back in dividend buyback of shares
>that gives you a share worth 150 or so
>multiply by 4 gives you 600 dollars or so worth of shares a year
>stock moves like snail, a big bull case would be 10 dollars a share appreciation in year, big bear would be 10 dollars depreciated
>5 percent average of CDs
>5 percent of 25k gives you twice that in year as JNJ stock dividend buyback value

so no dividend risk stocks are actually better in high interest rate environment? Dividends are scam huh.

>>57555762
sell when the index is below the 200 sma. buy when the index back above the 200 sma. very simple and easy to follow. the only question is your discipline.

If nobody sells, line can't go down ...

>>57555783
No, we are already at dot-com pe levels

We buy MCHI now or what

Fuck me bro, I could have put money into so much stuff, SMCI january 1st but even Bitcoin stocks. FEDWatch didn't even change we still won't cut rates in March but Bitcoin still doesn't care. I could have done that COIN play for June made 200K I missed out on generational wealth and barely might make student loans I hate myself

>>57555811
>Dividends are scam huh
precisely

When is a good entry point for MARA RIOT and CLSK with the BTC halving coming up soon?
Should I try to swing this pre pump or is it too late and I should just rope instead?

>>57555765
>Dovish revisions at the margin, no coupon auctions next week, lower budget deficits projected for this year and through 2050. All good news for bonds. Wonder why the bond market stays heavy. What could it be?
-https://twitter.com/dampedspring/status/1755963428210979149

>>57555805
>but you out
Normally they just kill you, it's cheaper.

>>57555810
This is how it works.
>>57555812
Do you follow this yourself?

Shorting the fuck out of NFLX
Overrated trash

>>57555811
Wait until you learn that dividends are paid from earnings and this is reflected in the share price.

>>57555812
If you followed this strategy last year you would have sold SOXX or SOXL only to have it rip your face off for months immediately afterwards, that's the problem. I think the VWAP is a better indicator.

>SPY YOY +25%
>QQQ YOY +46%
>SVIX YOY +145%

>>57555816
Kek

>MSS up over 50%
you did get in on this, right anon?

>>57555819
Already did. Everyone already sold and shorting is literally illegal, so what do you expect to happen?

SOUN SOUN SOUN SOUN SOUN SOUN LETS FUCKING GOOOO FINALLY

>>57554704
That is one fat bear.

>>57555856
>If you followed this strategy last year you would have sold SOXX or SOXL only to have it rip your face off for months immediately afterwards, that's the problem. I think the VWAP is a better indicator.
You would have gotten right back in a couple days later. The strategy isn't necessarily about wringing the absolute maximum possible perfect world gains. It's to avoid puking on a 90% drawdown and losing everything. Even if the 200 day strategy underperformed buy and hold SOXL it would be worth implementing. Consider the occasional chop as insurance you have to pay

>>57555732
They wouldn't shut up about it if they actually made it. Only Lum might have actually pulled it off but she also lead many to the $ROPE.

The current leverage cope is to point out the life of the stock and say out is is up xxxx% but it is leveraged meaning the percentage is literally the same expecept over time the leverage underperformed the actual index meaning you need to pay more money to achieve the same level of returns in the long term.

Don't even get me started on the lack of Dividends meaning there is almost no compounding interest meaning the only profit generation is from putting more money into it.

Like neat the ETF is up 10,000000% since 1809 but you weren't buying it back then so I don't care, it is still -1000% below ATH, while the actual Index being even 1% above that is overperformance.

>>57555666
This man is a based retard and I applaud him but the rest aren't.

>>57555870
The best Chinese stock

>>57555571
No we are not retarded. We simply have a much higher risk tolerance than you do. More than likely a lot more disposable cash than you do too.

Dealing with every single category of business is a dilemma.
Every single manager needs to be fired.

the 50 crosses the 200, its fuckin here.

>mfw trying to sit through Putin's history lesson

Shocking the system by killing off the dead cells is required.

Inactive members of organizations need to be purged.

>>57555546
Mainly because its extremely expensive to develop medical technology (doctors, experts, equipment, rare/dangerous materials, labs, red tape, government, long test time) with no guarantee of any reward (never works, only works under certain conditions, kills/poisons people, too expensive to mass produce, government rejections). The related stocks are literally just to fund development, which will end up being worth zero if nothing ever comes out of that research. Its basically lottery tickets.
Personally, Im ok with this system because its unironically the most effective way of raising money to fun new medical research. This is why USA basically invents all new medicine in the world.
As an investment though, dont bother unless you are an expert in the field.

>>57555903
Is some people gonna die?

>>57555914
He needs to trademark the "wait a minute" face.

The US stock market has apparantly reached a 'permanently high plateau', experts say. Economic surveys show consumer spending on Stanley Cups and Taylor Swift concerts mean a strong future for the economy.

SOUN BROS

>>57555894
Post it if your so proud of it show everyone your massive gainz.

>LiveSquawk
>@LiveSquawk
>Fed’s Logan: Shrinking The Fed's Balance >Sheet Has Been Going Very Smoothly So Far
8:09 PM · Feb 9, 2024

Are you even shrinking your balance sheet when you have a emergency lending program and banks still lend +160 billion each week?

>>57555931
fuck off retard show your gains first

Offering true long term business options and futures has been thrown aside for false promises.

Every single marketing employee needs to be purged. They do absolutely nothing other than reject real options in place of liars.

Traders in today's age are not capable of analysis.

>>57555924
bears may be harmed in the making of this one

>>57555835
The buttcoin halving is going to cut miner profits in half. If anything I'd wait til then to jump in. I sold my MARA today, don't trust it and buttcoin's too fickle.

>>57555914
It's simple really, The baltic states were created by the soviet union, along with a ton of other slavic shithole nations like moldova and all kinds of caucus regions, so that they could have more votes in the united nations following the end of the world war 2, which poland started by the way.

Is anyone else excited about how strong the economy is?

>>57555931
If you'll notice I never mentioned specific numbers other than my average cost basis for SOXL. I'm not the bragging type. My portfolio is in the green despite the heavy stake in SOXL that is still slightly negative. I'll leave it at that.

>>57555943
You bought spxl in 2009 didn’t you

>>57555928
I really would like it if people would stop spending.

>>57555968
SOXL didn't exist in 2009

>>57555767
>>57555801
I just got an Bayer ad at the start of a video that has nothing to do with it. Product. Phytohustil

>>57555955
Im putting in short hedges as we toast

>>57554751
>You had plenty money, in 22!
But spent it all on that new pair of shoe

>>57555928
Excellent. Time to go all-in on margin.

>>57555952
Russian troll. Go be communist somewhere else. This is /smg/ we are capitalists here.

>>57555955
Me! God I love Bidenomics. It’s going so great!!!
If I were American, I would 1000% vote for Biden.

>>57555979
I now see you said spxl

>>57555988
Baggot isn't Russian he's Jewish.

>>57555951
Priced. In.

>>57555979
I wrote SPXL. It’s a different security.

>>57555071
>we blame the US for letting Chinks spam bullshit valuations on Chink spy companies in US forums
Sure, but beware the response.

>>57556005
yeah I corrected that >>57555997

>>57556003
Are you the guy who said we were going to $30 today?

>>57556001
So? A lot of Jews have Russian ancestry.

>>57555943
lmao your bluff got called nigga

>>57555928
top signal

>>57556013
I wonder if someone who bought it in 2009 is still holding

>this many green ids
bullrun confirmed

>>57555928
I mean there really is no reason for the markets to dump now. The "experts" are right. Insanely high spending, great GDP, insane earnings, insane growth, low credit delinquencies, mortgages are back up, house prices keep going up, US regaining lost ground as it is producing more and more gas, US tech utterly dwarfed the rest of the world... it's over. This market is poised to hit 6000-7000 by EOY and I foresee good +20-30% every year.
The meme of 5-7% being the average is no longer true. US tech makes that much in two frickin days

>>57556016
No, my fair value of Marathon Digital as a cash generating enterprise is unchanged at $0. And anyone doing that analysis has also priced in the effects of halving (remember, this isn't the first time miners have ever experienced a halving).

MARA is a Bitcoin gambling token with no relation to that company, totally different.

>>57556022
why would I paste a pic of my literal portfolio into an anonymous image board? For what purpose? Would you? If so when did you first learn how retarded you are?

>>57556039
A virtuous circle as people take loans against their NVDA gains to spend on houses and graphics cards.

>>57556039
>I mean there really is no reason for the markets to dump now.
sure nigger. sure.

>>57556017
I don't have any Russian anscestory, but around 75% of the ukranians do.

Guys I need some funds/cash crisis that will tank the stock market just for a short time to unloads my bags.
What are the chances of it happening this month?

wow even Rigetti Computing is up bigly today, this tech stuff is outta control!!

Question: How long do you all think it will be before it's "Ai can do this with Quantum Computers?" There's so many discount crappy quantum stocks shorted heavily that could rip

baking

New all time high.

>>57556069
I forgot about quantum

>>57556049
yeah I would, who gives a shit

>>57556039
decoupling from China is a success.

>>57556039
sure nigger sure

THIS MARKET DESERVES RECKONING

https://youtu.be/VCs5nF4KrI4?si=8bkYBfpdNGbHcjmQ&t=400

>>57556082
nice inspect element

Shorting every top, everyday until it crashes

>>57556088
lmao, keep crying bitch nigga

>>57556055
There has never been a COVID event. You're talking about a history that doesn't apply. Yes, in Ceteris Paribus, but that's not where we are.

>>57556065
Well I am Polish and truth is 1000 years ago we all come from the same slavic tribes. We are all the same people we just drifted in different directions culturally and linguistically. Same as French, Italians and Spanish.

Russia is the nigger country of Europe though so fuck associating with them. Glad the Ukrainians are kicking their asses with our American guns.

>>57556092
Oh you are that retarded then. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt

>>57556041
Aight, I'll check back in on MARA in April.

>>57556071
slowpoke , what's talking you so long?

I swear this is just people who don't understand computers. Sure you can multiply your efforts. In the brainstorming and ideation phase, and some of the profitable work phases. and you eliminate the nigger factor. but c'mon thats a multiple of 20-30x double it 50-60x productivity. that doesn't justify these valuations.

>>57556055
>>57556084
That crap is completely divorced from big and mega caps. Will not affect the market. Actually it might negatively affect it for a while as the FUD hits and we drop 5% but that's about it. Rates are just a meme at this point.

>>57556106
>>57556106
>>57556106
migrate

>>57556115
fucking retard

>>57556099
>Ukrainians kicking their asses
Kek he doesn't know, nobody tell him.

>>57555656
Earnings, PE, news etc. mean nothing to the modern trader.
This is a zoomer market. Buy NVDA for AI porn.

>>57556115
based af

>>57556115

New all time high.

>New all time high in markets
>New all time low in baker quality
Checks out

*Simpsons voice* HA HA

>>57556145
>>57556145
>>57556145

>>57555476
The point is, you buy a regular index (ideally something wide like SPY or NDX100) if you believe it will go up. Otherwise, why even buy at all.
If the index is bound to go up, they just buy it leveraged (protip : that's why they are indexes, the bad shit gets out while the good shit only grows and thus adds points to the index. At worst the number of points at least follow inflation).
It's not that fucking hard
>muh leveraged ETF decay
lol, lmao, inconsequential in regards to the actual returns. And will unironically works on your favor since, well, AGAIN, we're tracking an index that is bound to go up. Settle down on a x2 leverage and that's perfect. 3x is asking for problems but it still works. Higher than that is indeed retarded.

>>57556143
dental plan!

>>57556001
that explains so much

>>57556114

>>57556114
you've been getting dumped on by insiders for months now

>>57555169
based

>>57556221
Why not show the graph all the way to the 1920s?
>>57556278
And yet we continue marching on. Sure they are selling but that's because they have such huge amounts that they bought at low prices. A little bit of selling is nothing to them nor to the market

>>57556306
>Why not show the graph all the way to the 1920s?
cope

>>57556332
Can anyone locate these metrics in a chart going back to 1920s? Best I could find was back to 1980s picrel