/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for massive doomp

NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PUTERINOS

>>22465815
I bet half of my abandoned RH account on it

GME is not gonna happen

>futures blood green
GOD FUCKING DDAMNIT I CANT WIN EVERY MOVE I MAKE IS INVERSED

>>22465842
GME is never going to happen

>>22465824
Hahahaha it gives me so much satisfaction seeing legitimate normies getting destroyed in the markets. Dumb femoids always expecting money to just show up.

>>22465844
Just hold this week fren. Us bears are gonna make it. Fuck the market LET IT BURn LIKE A NIGGER COVERED IN CRISCO GREASE

were the cohen army

we never sell

although im worried the catalyst will be the q4 earnings next year and it wont even do anything till then LOL

what if im fucked

my calls are january

what if theres no catalyst and nobody gives a shit that consoles came out and it just stays the same
till after my call expires

is this a legitimate thought

they are so fucked

God damn it, the apple calls that I sold are probably going ITM

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8725911/39-000-year-old-cave-bear-discovered-perfectly-preserved-Siberia.html

The king of bears has been awakened from his sleep

Sell everything

>>22465844
Get a new image
This is close to avatar fagging
SQQQ will pump

Especially if we gap up

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22465867
who is fucked and what are the tik tok stories about?

What's a good SQQQ strike for this week? 28?

>>22465891
Lemme suk ur cock if u make it wit calls hmmnnnng adaddybearp

>>22465863
Yes it's a legitimate thought
The same EXACT thing that happened with tankers is happening with GME

>>22465878
>Tripfag worried about avatarfags

>>22465891
28 is good

>MORNING PUMP TO FINANCIALLY RUIN BEARS WITH PUTS
>EVENING DUMP KEKING BULLS AND BEGINNING OF RED WEEK
Best of two worlds.

Who /one minute candle gang/?

>>22465918
I'm only tripping until all the GME fags die so the one mf who bet me is definitely dead

>>22465867
Refer to

>>22465824

POOPOO PEEPEE!!

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

when do the money printers start again?

These futures are the epitome of line go down surely line go up now

>>22465942
As a yuropoor fees on my broker would literally bankrupt me if i traded 2M candles.

>OOOO GRATS!! now watch your money GROOWWWW! im so tempted to buy tesla today too!!

>it already went up $100 :) :) :) definitely do it in the morning!!

Fucking normies. Fucking femoids. Fucking braindead niggerfaggots. All of them.

All they know is Apple and Tesla. What's a broker? What's VIX? What are futures? What's a NASDAQ - is that a special company? What's a S&P 500? What's a Dow Jones? Earnings? What's that?

- Sent from my iPhone

>>22465974
Crypto dumping.

>>22465950
Someone bet you personally that it’s gonna happen? I do respect the spite and pettiness of tripping just to tell someone to go fuck themselves, carry on m8 and godspeed

Convince me to not buy a ton of NVDA calls tomorrow at open.

>>22465939
why would a red WEEK ruin bears with puts you dumbass

>>22465974
I think it's more like "Hmm VIX Back to August Levels? Maybe Tech Stop Pee Pee Poo Poo Now?"

Except that we still don't have a stimulus bill. And QE being eased. And people finally realizing we might be in a deflationary period instead of an inflationary one.

What's a DXY anyways? Haha..

>>22465950
nobody cares

>>22465997
Tech will dump and the ARM deal was priced in months ago.

>>22465996
I'll print out your post and frame it so I can show it to the next asshole who gives me shit about it

>>22465997
Buy a ton of of NVDA calls, but for 2022 though. Or at LEAST June 2021. Don't be a faggot by doing monthly or weeklies. That's how you blow out your account.

>>22465977
I'm just watching them.

>>22465974
the trusty rule of three (sometimes five)
red days rarely continue for more than 3 days before a day of relief, and vice versa

>>22466011
The dude who bet me and said he would trip to prove it knows
And every time I say GME WILL NEVER HAPPEN
I smile
Because he seethes in silence

the money printer go bllllllllpppttt

cohen got me, he gonna pay me forward

20$ tender offer

thank you sir i will exercise my option and call in my shares

thank you very much mr cohen

>>22465831
expiring Friday?

>>22465877
uh oh
this wasn't priced in

>>22466031
Thursday was day 1, that leaves tomorrow to dump.

>>22466031
The relief was Friday afternoon
Every single pattern has been accelerated and condensed since February

>>22466016
Please do

>>22465926
If we gap up tomorrow, I'm thinking of getting them around 10-11ish. The only news that I've seen come out this weekend is more vaccine soon™ nonsense. This feels like a bull trap.

>>22466043
Yessir
SQQQ will hit $30 and it could happen tomorrow

green

Why are you guys riding on SQQQ when you could just short /NQ instead?

>>22466080
It better, I held my $27 SQQQ calls.

>>22466033
kek. Can't believe I missed that. Over/under he already offed himself.

>>22465786
Can you guys redpill me on Giga Metals Corporation (HNCKF)?

>>22466105
Priced in.

There is an amazon commercial about using 100% electric delivery vans
I don't think they bought them from workhorse

Isn't Tesla going to go back up sooner or later?

>>22465877
The bear will leave its cave forever

SHOULD I BUY SNOWFLAKE OR WHAT
i do want more AI/ML investments

>>22466093
Cause I don't use margin

>>22466125
Probably because they were interested in delivery vans and not CGI

>>22466140
Yeah, before it plummets again.

>>22466156
Hey

Fuck you

>>22466163
So all these people will be fine as long as long as they sell at the next peak?

>>22465877

I never knew “perfectly preserved” good mean such drastically different things to two people

SPY is looking strong for tomorrow. Gap up and fade through the day looks like its on the menu.

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFT

brap

my money printer is brapping all over the place

it turns out i didnt need my 40k i only needed my gamestop calls and im gonna be doing better than i ever was come november

when the squeezening comes

>>22466113
Yeah youre probably right. It is a rumor, so there may never be a deal between TSLA and GIGA but I'm a dreamer and autistic. I've seen some shilling going on and Im easily swayed

>Last week's market pullback - which led to the fastest ever 10% correction in the Nasdaq from an all time high - was predictably concentrated in mega-cap growth (MCG) stocks, and followed their strong outperformance in August...we are on the cusp of another historic inversion, one where retail daytraders fully cement their role as the dominant price setters in the call space, at least until we have a sufficiently powerful market crash to deter such frenzied momentum chasing. Because clearly last week's shallow correction - which was quickly BTFDed - was not enough.
Courtesy of our friends at https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/edge-another-historic-inversion-retail-traders-set-surpass-50-all-call-buying

>>22466156
kek'd

>>22466210
Gobbledygook
They predicting pump?
This dump is going to be insane
Retail tards don't have any cash left to pump the market
They're underwater on TSLA and GME

>>22465831
This battle is going to be epic
You vs baggies bad luck

>Another dump
>Smug bears happy about gains
>Bears miss exit
>Salty bears because the collapse doesn't happen and they lost their gains
>"Total annihilation soon!!!"
>Line marches up while bears stay cash or try some puts
>Dumb permabull checks his account for the first time in two months and is happy about all the green
>Repeat

Bye bye SQQQ fags~


- sent from my dick

>>22466080
i highly doubt it might go a bit north of what it end at firday not much if it does

>>22466105
It’s going to blow up guaranteed, it’s going to have some explosive growth growth for the rest of the week. I’ve got some insider information and that stock will hit $100 in a few years once ev’s start rolling out

>>22466190

I’m down. Selling in the morning and jerking off the rest of the day is my forte

welp, I'm not getting any sleep tonight that's for sure..

>GME calls that expire 9/18

why the fuck did I listen to you people?

>>22466299
You didn't
GME is not going to happen

>>22466210

Bullish.

>>22466299
LOL

>>22466299
After RKT, why would you hold calls after earnings?

>>22466299
>he fell for the GME shill
I've literally never seen gamestop mentioned here except maybe as a meme

>>22465842
>Blockbuster video is never gonna happen.

>>22466288
>I’ve got some insider information and that stock will hit $100
Yeah baby that's what I want to hear!!! I'm going to buy a fleet of cybertrucks when I decide to cash out

>>22466288
is this on nyse

>>22466299

I’ve got some bad news for you

>>22466288
Thanks just bought 100k

TSLA is fucked

Please tell me the market will crash soon, I've watched it skyrocket since March and just lacked the courage to buy when the whole world is about to collapse due to the second wave. It's already all over the media, it should crash relatively soon, right?

>>22466299
No one invests into gamestop man.

Hey guys, is there a ticket I can go all in with a margin account on Brad Pitt’s rock hard abs?

>>22466398
just keep being a coward your whole life we need work slaves

>>22466210
So the stock market will either go up or it will go down? Is that it?

>>22466299
who on earth told you to do that it wasn't me

>b*ars

name a more pathetic collection of losers ever assembled?

>>22466398
March was the biggest bear trap in history, I doubt the markets will tank that much.

>>22466299
What was the strike price?

>>22466004
Maybe he is thinking that people with weak hands would freak out and try to cut their losses by cashing out.

>>22466398
You didn’t buy in March you fucking disappointment? I didn’t get into this shit until July and would fucking kill for the opportunity to have bought in March, I was in the dark. You should commit seppuku over the missed opportunity you sad person.

>>22466435
7.50

>>22466453
RIP

>>22466299
Isn't gme the 2nd most shorted stock on the market after tesla?

>They think futures is mooning
>They haven't even looked at the volume nor the order book nor the originating countries of the buy/sell orders
Naive pigs. Getting ready to be slaughtered.

If you aren’t stacking safe dividend stocks for your family you’re a fucking retard

>>22466105
I've got 1k worth. They struck a deal to supply Tesla with nickel. They are on the Canadian market

>>22466485
Exactly
Same exact episode has been playing on repeat for days

>>22466486
Does that also include Jamal and the kids he had with your wife?

>>22466485
>>22466502
usually it does result in a gap up before a dump then a pump then a slow bleed. some retards on both sides will panic buy/sell and lose money

>>22466502
I agree with this. I feel like VIX dropping is misleading, due to how many times we've seen it reverse after market open

>>22466507
Weird thing to say. I suggest trying to build a healthy relationship alongside a respectable dividend portfolio

>>22466538
Aren't options a big part of VIX?
Seems difficult for it to be very accurate right now

think we ran out of momentum bros it's over

>>22466449
The news said that our world is about to end, that every single person over the age of 60 will die, I saw cryptos, precious metals and stocks collapse all at once. Back then I really believed it's the end of the world. I watched in disbelief as it pumps despite the constant bad news. Now we're a month a way from the second wave that will most likely be much more deadly than the first one according to many doctors.
I will still not buy, what are the shares good for if the entire planet is going to hell? The only companies I'll consider this time around will be apocalypse-proof like basic commodities.

>>22466210
Lmao

>>22466592
>two more weeks bro

>>22466592
>second wave
leave

>>22466563
nigga wat, you made me fucking check
made it sound like it went to 0.00% or something holy shit you guys turn retarded the moment futures/market is back up

>>22466592
yeah bro, that second wave with a million zillion cases in which 99.99% of the people who have it aren't even aware of the fact

>>22466592

None of that is going to happen and I hope you screen cap this look back on what a stupid naive pussy you were cringe find a way to laugh at yourself and learn from it.

>>22466244
>I'm too smart to make money!

Maybe Bulls are smarter than you give us credit for

>>22466563
Werent the last 2 months was just a gamble on another stimulus package? The Democrats played Trump like a child, there will be no stimulus and everyone will blame him for the collapse. He has already lost this election. Then the Left will ride into the ruined city on a white horse and save everyone with another stim check, pumping the economy in the process. Masterfully played, Trump is a fucking idiot for not seeing this coming.

>>22466592
You hoard toilet paper and hand sanitizer dont you?

>>22466033
can you post a screenshot of the post

How wide are y'all setting your iron condors? Asking for a friend

>>22466592
Can't have a second wave if the first one never ended :^)

>>22466658
le ebic reddit maymay, narwhale bacon at midnight lollll

>>22466592
>Here comes 6 gorillion more chink cold deaths

>>22466656
I don't screen shot posts

>>22466658
*happened

>it's the guy who spends the whole thread vaguely relating to stocks but actually is just blowing the Democrats about how smart and cool they are and pmurt is done this time for sure
>and a tripfag
>and gookpop poster
Holy FUCK this is cancer power hour

People that hold V are better than you

>hey zhang how does +1% sound to you?
>sounds good schlomo
*enters +1% into python script*

>>22466140
Anon
Tesla has a PE ratio of $950 and a book value of $10. Assuming massive future growth, their intrinsic value should be around $50-$100. They are massively over valued. If you want to speculate that people will just keep giving Elon Musk free money, go ahead. I'm not risking it. Even Elon said it was overvalued, and that was back in may. What does that tell you?

>>22466646
I don't know about that.. the most logical power play is to have Trump win and crash the market. The ensuing chaos is the perfect capitalization for a greater power grab.

>>22466592
If you think the world is really gonna end, what the fuck do you have to lose by throwing a couple grand at some failsafe stocks at the bottom of a historic market crash?

People that hold WMT are better than you

>It's another Bears waited too long to sell and so complain that the system is rigged. Meanwhile, they would have made more money consistently if they just bought and held Episode

>>22466683

This place is trash and full of bears during non-market hours because bulls blow them the fuck out during the day and run them off

how do I make money off of simps?

People that hold CAT, FAST, or CX are better than you

>>22466683
I'm going to keep tripping because line only go up retards like you keep seething

>>22466731
Become a tranny I guess

>>22466140
Even musk said the stock was overvalued... in fucking may. Look at the price in may. Holy fucking shit! It still has a long way to fall.

>>22466239
Everyone is liquid right now you retard. The money is just waiting to pump

>>22466731
Invest in home suicide kits

>>22466731
bolt ons, apparently

>>22466731

Jesus Christ, fuck that whore

>>22466731
When will the w*men bubble burst? Surely it can't keep up this level of growth.

>>22466774
>Everyone is liquid right now
>doubt
There are more bag holders than you think
Courtesy of mr. portnoy

>>22466498
>They struck a deal to supply Tesla with nickel.
Oh shit I thought that was unconfirmed, I need to get in asap. In the mean time shut your fucking mouth because the volume has already been blowing up the last 2 days. Everything Elon Musk is involved in is way too overvalued

>>22466485
How to view country of origin for orders?
>>22466716
>>22466624
A lot of negative pressure bro
Check the rsi and macd

>>22466449
What a fucking retard. I first bought stocks in December 2018 at the end of a 3 month bear run. March 2020 was just a routine fire sale for me. I remember checking my stocks one day and seeing them all down and shit in March and only thinking “oh well they’ll go back up, might as well buy more now”

>>22466801
Lmfaooo you think Dave portnoy matters?

>>22466724
>
Bulls have lives outside of /biz/ Bears just come here to be miserable with each other

>>22466814
No but I think a lot of people do

>>22466774
are you a retard? everyone has been buying tech the entire way up

>>22466794
Worlds oldest profession

>>22466731
Women are the most vicious parasites on earth. At least drug dealers wont pretend they are your friends.

>>22466794
When dumb men stop buying?

>>22466824
Yeah, young people with barely any money

BLOOD GREEN FUTURES. IM THINKING WE'RE BACK BOYS.

SPY 350 by end of the month. Go all in on SPY leaps right now!!! Trump's win is going to catapult SPY to 400.

>>22466809
RSI is very neutral and close to oversold territory on both the NASDAQ and SP500 futures

>>22466843
K
We'll see, I suppose

>>22466844
A chinaman told a robot to walk to the 1h moving average and dump it.

>>22466830
You know it’s September 13th right? Not August

>>22466794
I fucking despise women, they all need to go.

>i'm not being annoying bro i'm just trying to keep the thread on track
>23 posts by this ID
>not even halfway to bump limit yet

>>22466794
>>22466832
>>22466833
stop replying to slide posts nger
If you wanna simp though simp to this girl
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIvNGMBSQWwo1v3n-ZRBCw
Good videos but too azn in mentality, needs bwc balls

>>22465870
Covered calls are a fools’ errand. Generally. Right now they definitely are.

>>22466880
yeah, and you think as many people sold in the past week than bought in the past 5 months?

Going forward tech heavy portfolios will underperform boomer portfolios

I wish that they had started the Presidential debates sooner
why wait until the end of September
We could have been having debates a month ago
I just want entertainment

>>22466913
They are continuing to delay the inevitable

>>22466904
No, but the money that matters dumped onto the retards that don’t in those 5 weeks

>>22466913
>He still thinks debates are happening

futures crashing

>>22466866
Check the drop slope after the prolonged gap up homie on the 1d 1min candles
That's an organic drop too. The pump was whales
That's why anon said momentum is gone

Now we're drawing a parabola.

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>>22466937
They will go red tonight before going green in the morning
Then we'll gap up before paper handed retail gtfo because they're starving

>>22466913
>presidential zoom call

>>22466811
I am sincerely envious. I’m not particularly hoping for another black swan but I will absolutely be ready should it happen again.

>>22466913
The debates are the democrat's secret weapon. They play up Biden being old and senile just for the debates. He's going to come charging out of the basement.

>>22466937
Thanks, just bought 1 million k

>>22466957
Source faggot

>>22466981
Betting on new lockdowns?

>>22466979
Joes been a massive moron and constant embarrassment since the 1990s

>>22466979
>I have pretended to be retarded for 2 years dot jaypeg
>all so that on this day I can reveal that I'm actually a very witty and inspiring speaker

>>22466957
Based

>>22459110
Need an update on this (you)less fellow!

>>22467001
His idiocy has been pretty suspiciously ill-hidden

>>22466987
Shorting MSFT a good idea? Thots?

>>22466989
>>22466987

>>22466809
I have a subscription to a Korean equivalent of a Bloomberg Terminal. I'm sure Bloomberg Terminal has the ability to sort futures order flow by country, order velocity, and order block size.

>>22466957
>>22466987
lemme guess. MSFT will fucking dip even though TikTok was never priced in and nothing has changed since July

>>22465471
Hey ur the TQQQ, QQQ, SQQQ anon aren't you. Are you currently all in cash rather than stocks? Markets been looking real shaky.

>>22467035
>Korean equivalent of a Bloomberg Terminal
.xls

>>22467042
>MSFT will fucking dip even though TikTok was never priced in
But they pumped alongside walmart when that tiktok thingy was being announced as a sure thing. Lol not priced in why else would either pump on no news

>>22467051
Half in SQQQ calls
Waiting for the bottom of the channel then I'll get into TQQQ calls
TQQQ right now is betting against the grain

>>22466805
>Everything Elon Musk is involved in is way too overvalued
That’s the only merit in this stock. I’m counting on fans to pump this bad boy up. Tesla is up so retardly high and the evaluation makes absolutely zero sense. If HNCKF ever gets released on RobinHood those faggots will bring it up to at least $1000 per share

>>22467064
it's back to the same valuation it had at the end of June, it's just been crabbing the whole time

where the fugs an ausbro gotta hold
Lf a mobile app or decent site, or can i trust commsec?
First trades starting this wk keen to kick off at 10

>>22467035
>bloomberg
Nigga gib me free shit only

>>22466794
Absolute degeneracy I'd be ashamed of having a daughter like that.

>>22466987
Tik Tok doesn’t have the luxury of turning down the US. If Tik Tok is banned in the US, it’s value drops 90% overnight

>>22466731
She abandons doing that or I kick her out of the house if she were my daughter. Then again I'd have kicked her out the moment I learned she went down that path aka the tit job she got. Would not get an inheritance or at least a diminished one (pouring over the extra into the children who stick to the straight and narrow)

>>22466987
All over again

>>22466592
>Back then I really believed it's the end of the world.
Lmao

>>22467082
Wouldn't retail traders have some impact?

>>22465974
How are these "futures" decided anyway? Is it TA based?

>>22467058
You got me

>>22467090
You gotta spend money to make money

>>22466987

>Turning down last chance to make money in the US market

What 4D chess play is going on here

>>22465824
normie roasties buying is literally the biggest sell signal ever
we established this in 2017/ 2018

>>22467175
I thought I heard a story that yahoo could have bought google way way back in the day but they didn't (lmao)

>>22467208
Yeah I was going to post that one but this seemed even more fit. Jerry Yang was basically a retard

>>22467207
>the biggest sell signal ever
Only valid for a week according to the turbo bulltards

>>22466390
What the heck is that pig pic portrait really in his office!? Man that is some bad taste. That look in bis eyes though really makes it look like he legitimately has that portrait in there.

MSFT
Buy the rumor sell the neeeeeewwwwssssfuuuuuck I’m not feeling so good. Anon...

>>22467207
the faster they get BTFO the faster the market returns to normal. I say let them get burnt who honestly cares they'll make that money back with fans only in a week

The job I’m applying for (UnitedHealth) offers a stock program where they take money out of my paycheck and give me UNH stonks for 10% off. Do I do it or just take the money and buy better companies?

>>22467188
What do you mean? They are "decided" the same way all other market prices are decided. Supply and demand.
People trade futures based on news, economic data, TA etc.

Thoughts?

>>22467229
Hes a jew. No shit hes fucking weird

>>22467253
Ask for SQQQ

>>22467074
Oh I see. In general how far out dated do you do these option plays? A few weeks, months, a literal year?

bend over bearfag

>>22467245
they'll be fine
this TikTok thing wasn't a big deal either way, the only way it effects their stock price is if they got a really good deal or if they really underpaid for it

>>22467253
definitely do it
you're most likely not smarter than the markets when it comes to pricing/ valuing UnitedHealth so just assume it's fairly valued. and think of it as getting 10% for free (on average of course).

>>22467278
A week
I only buy when I expect imminent massive movement

>>22467257
Faggg

>>22465824
Anyone got a link to their accounts. Am interested in seeing their reactions to the price drops.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntamny/2020/09/07/americas-faltering-theft-of-tiktok-mocks-ip-theft-paranoia/#2c72e7497da5

>>22467273
>>22467312
you're really fucking annoying and i hope you get btfo this week.

>>22467254
>People trade futures
Oh, so they're pumping because it's not a true reflection of the market pricing, just people betting on what's gonna happen with a limited pool and constrained supply/demand

>>22467322
Their usernames are right there...

>>22467253
do it
is there a limit to how much you can get?

Buy DFEN tomorrow. 20 EPW. Screencap this

On a positive note, I know next time give you good news then the bad news, NVDA is going to rocket my account into tendies land. NVDA so solid and never let me down.

>>22467327
For the markets sake I hope I do too

>>22467329
Line go down surely line go up now

>>22467329
Yes so its meaningless. Futures been green nearly every day for past two weeks. Markets crashing tho. Look at weekly chart. This shit has another 10-15% to correct easy. Loaded up puts

>>22467326
Yea, I don't think cracking down on this shitty cancerous app is the same as decade after decade of them making cheap knockoffs of shit but I guess if you really wanna suck Chang's dick that bad you could frame it that way.

>34 posts by this ID

Oracle got Tik Tok. Let the degeneracy continue!

>>22467371
>Gtfo my secret club

>>22467305
UNH seems like a boomer stock though, I’d rather get in on TQQQ/SQQQ or horsie.

What are your guys thoughts on Uber? Thinking about buying some long term calls. But will it dip in short term?

>>22467312
Ahh I see. Short term has better returns than a month out but a lot higher risk.

>>22467333
Lol noticed that after posting.

>those futures
tech is back boys

>>22467386
>35 posts by this ID

>>22467335
This. You can arbitrage for instant 10%

>>22467373
Only for it to be banned 2 days later

>>22467405
Now count how many were responses to people who spoke directly to me

>>22467352
>>22467353
Well maybe I can pick up some cheap SQQQ in PM.

>>22467253
>10% off
that's kinda lame, it'd be one thing if they matched your contribution 1:1, then i'd say max it out
but 10% off a stock that might not necessarily outperform the market?

see if they have savings/retirement programs where they match your contribution instead (usually up to a certain amount yearly).

>>22467407
the stocks will almost certainly have a vesting period, so you can't instantly sell them
it's still a super good deal

>>22465786
you faggots ever going to buy any SPACs? not sure how may boats you can miss before you by any.

>>22467455

No.

>>22467436
>but 10% off a stock that might not necessarily outperform the market?
It wouldn't have to outperform the market though... If it even comes within 9% you are ahead

>>22467455
I got in on SHLL @38.45 and I'm getting in on FVAC tomorrow morning.

>>22466481
not close. tsla short interest has dropped considerably

>too lazy to look up individual company stocks
>just put in 1k in QQQ every month and max out 401k since starting work 4 years ago
>will be millionare before 35
it's so easy lmfao

>>22467455
>buying companies that derive value from merely getting pumped on a merger
>buying a spac after retail have likely caught in and not being screwed over by market makers

>>22467403
how many of you did actually realize that this golden bulls face is actually Soros? as in literally, some faggot photoshopped his face on the bull

>>22467469
eh i guess there's also the option of immediately selling the stock, unless you're restricted to specific trading windows every year as an insider

Looks like someone wanted to cash out pretty bad. What causes an after hours dump like this?

>>22467365
China bailed out the US in 2008

>>22467492
im in voo. same shit different ticker lol

>>22467517
A glitch

>>22467412
The Deal was they needed to be sold by September 15th, and now that they are, it can stay

>>22467492
You’re going to lose everything when 2000 pt 2 happens

>>22467517
it's fucking google, it's buggy as shit. Use a proper website next time. AAPL and TSLA were weird as fuck for a few days after the stock split too, same thing with reverse stock splits.

Can we get serious non shitpost discussion of what markets are going to do this week? Imo looks like the downtrend is still strong and theres no sign of it breaking soon. All these freen futures are bulltraps and will rape bulls. What do yall think?

>>22465997
>news articles on the deal already
>everyone already knows this
>"announced next week"

Been priced in forever... same w battery day.

>>22467035
>>22466809
You can't view it, it's fake and this guy is a retard, and you're a retard for being so easily gullible and fooled

>>22467329
depends on what you mean by "true market pricing". There's tons of volume of in futures trading, it's not some niche thing. Both futures prices AND stock prices are just people betting on what the prices will be in the future.
On average futures prices = "real" prices. Just think of futures as extended trading hours. Of course a lot of things can change over the next 14 hours.

Palladium bulls have appeared at the starting line. It looks like an attempt will by made to break that pesky resistance soon.

FUCK YOU CAPTCHA WHY IS THE LINK FOR PRIVACY/TERMS SO CLOSE TO THE VERIFY BUTTON FUCK

>>22466144
oh shit... the rod just struck too...

>markets are going up so therefore they must go down!
>source dude just trust me bro
Bears are absolutely retarded. Being a bear is betting against America

>that futures bump

>>22466794
i like the idea that they're such retarded sluts they actually get hurt by the volume of cock they take.

>>22467631
>markets went down so therefore they must go up... Now!

>>22467507
Lamo it does look like soros

Futures going up
DXY going up
>neat

MSFT and WMT lost out on the Tik Tok deal bros.... luckily I’m only holding one call for WMT but I’m down so hard the past two weeks this is not what I needed. Oracle is getting the deal picking up calls for them a smart idea? Y/N

>>22467575
I'm mainly cash. Market has shown no stabilization. It's either hard up or hard down. No crabbing for even a week at this point besides small companies that have been likely crabbing in an upward or downward trend for months kicker being big tech companies seem to be moving the majority of the market and they haven't shown stabilized flattish movement for a while now.

>>22467565
i really enjoy working as a software enginer so if that happens i'll just hold until it goes back up

also going to buy some REITs because apparnetly they make more than normal investment properties and you dont even have to deal with maintenance and bad tenants and shit

Hell even crude futures are up right now. Gonna be a fun week either way...

>>22465997
That's still going on? Lots of talk and no action until supposedly now?

>>22467698

>>22467663
something about a hotdog and a hallway and a beef dip sandwich

>>22467664

this but unironically with 100+ years of evidence backing it up

>>22467591
Yeah, but PM/AH have even more volume and are a better reflection of "true price", and obviously market open is the next step up.

So in reverse, futures trading has much less volume and than PM/AH and regular hours and won't accurately reflect prices or trend. With stuff like QQQ it's probably accurate more often than not, but not foolproof

>>22467387
You're most likely not smarter than the markets.. On average/ in the long run it's definitely smart to take the discounted stock option. You could even arbitrage/ hedge the option.
In theory it's a no-brainer. But if you wanna gamble then gamble.

>>22467709
What kind of REIT? Residential? What if the housing market goes kaboomboom?

>>22467698
Dixie is dead flat this afternoon.

>>22466643
I'm a bull. I'm criticizing bears for being unable to take profit

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>>22467698
If this indicates the action that happens when VIX goes up with SPY, then bulls will be trapped.

>>22467779
this not true O_O
most bears closed positions all last week

Not looking too good for the shorts now is it?

>>22467253
seems like a solid stock for a retirement fund. i wouldn't sink everything into it, but it's growing and has a dividend that isn't too small or too big.

if it's taken out before taxes as part of the 401k or something i'd go with it. it'd be a good 401k stock.

>>22467751
>t. Bornin2019

i had oracle calls from the earnings. How high can we expect it to hit tomorrow? $70-80?

>>22467779
what the fuck are you even talking about? Do you think shorting makes negative money or something?

>>22467787
Not sure what you're suggesting
There are several multi-year downward trends on that chart

>>22467709
dude, stop this shitty REIT meme. Are you just looking for a value pick to store the rest of your wealth in? Don't pick REITs which are at the mercy of a housing bubble that may or may not pop again never mind all the fucking zombie corporations that can still pay their rent only thanks to unsustainable government aid.

Pick fucking utilities or anything that's actually safer anyway if that's the reasoning you have for buying a fucking REIT.

>>22467843
>he doesn’t know what compounding returns are
>markets went up so they have to go back down!!!

>>22466011
i care, we’re building a community we need lore and storylines

>>22467575
>We are at all time highs,so I find it hard to believe that the Fed will do much to stop it from going down a little. I don't think they WANT inflation, so if they don't need to pump the market, I don't think they will.
>Tech is obviously overvalued. I mean, ok, I get it, the future is going to need tech, but jesus christ. some of these companies are priced out for 20 years of growth. retail investors don't pay attention to this, but I gotta think that the smart money is at least "thinking" about repositioning soon.
>No stimulus, so, people are not gonna be getting any free money put in the marke. seeing as how EVERYONE in America lives paycheck to paycheck, people might need toats rt cashing out their earnings.
This is just a common sense normie analysis. I'm sure someone else knows some more serious fundamental problems that might be going on.
It sure feels like it's not going to be going up like it has been anymore. I mean, what would make it go up? I can only think of things that would pull it down.

Also, look at pick related. I have been seeing this picture floating around. It looks like SOMEONE is throwing out this propaganda that basically says
>You know normies, if the market crashes again, Trump will lose. Hint Hint.
Take that however you want.

>>22467787

>>22467862
And bull markets always last longer than the bear markets and always make up for the losses

>>22467865
mf none of that means the markets have to go up right the fuck now they can and do go down for months and even years on end

>>22467787
Imagine buying at 2000 peak not selling for breakeven in 2008 only to end up bagholding another 5 years and finally caving and just selling for breakeven in 2013 only for it to 2x 6 years later.

>>22467787
>incredibly bearish chart

what did he mean by this?

>>22467709
I'm a tech perma bull and this is hypothetical. But if you're a software engineer in the US, essentially US technology, it's wiser to put some money in other places than US technology.
Maybe some Chinese stuff like BABA, Gold, Bonds or whatever. Just in case the US tech dumps and the recession kicks you out of a job.
At the moment you only have two very correlated streams of income. It's better to have more.
>>22467850
Yes. If the price goes up like it does now. Twice if you hold SQQQ calls or whatever and Vega tanks with your underlying inverse.

>>22467893
Yea if you don’t have ADD and actually want to make it one day than you won’t care about a couple year bear market.

>>22467849
No chance. Oracle is a deep state nigger. No chance Trump let’s this “deal” (whatever the fuck it even is) workout for a china buddy

Ok I see both points. Now Is there any other reason why you gents think the market will go up or down other than market went down so has to go up/market has been up so has to go down more?

making new

>>22467912
Based Trump not being part of the plan

>>22467918
Market is largely controlled by algorithms
And those algorithms are in a downtrend right now

>>22465997
YES MASAYOHI, IM COOMING. Forced to sell ARM to the Americans wow. This will be good for a nice pump I bet

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ORACLE WINS TIKTOK BID
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NEW NEW NEW

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>>22467901
Imagine buying the top in 2000. Man I would be kicking myself if I bought the Nasdaq at 4000.
Imagine buying the absolute top of a bubble and still being up 3x only 20 years later and that’s if you never invested another penny that entire 20 years

>>22467918
Everyone outside of reddit and mainstream news is getting extremely weary about corona hoax. With everything coming out about them fudging the numbers by 99% at the outbreak and realizing the only people at risk are elderly and fat or have low t-cell counts the “pandemic” will be over sooner than later and the 24 karat golden bull run will commence.

>>22467940
>Anon, the algo whisperer

>>22468007
I agree that most people are no longer afraid of the Corona boogey man but what does that have to do with what happened last week and whether or not it will continue into this week?

>>22468061
Inflation is 1.3% for the year and only .4 or around there for the past month. The liberal shit hole states need the stimulus package more than America in general. DJT actually has the leverage when it comes to that, and can sign whenever he wants to pump the market before the election. He also has the power of sign offs on whatever FED actions want to be taken. He can basically pump inflation after the election and we are going to the fucking moon December 2020- until whenever interest rates go back to normal and the bubble bursts

>>22468007
It was kind of obvious when China/Japan's death rates were in the single thousands (they don't count comorbidities as deaths).

>>22467906
> But if you're a software engineer in the US, essentially US technology, it's wiser to put some money in other places than US technology.
This is good advice. If all assets were fairly valued OR you can't beat the markets then you should (in theory) be underweight (or even shorting) the sector you work in.

>>22466299
>GME
hahahaha at least I'm not this guy

>>22466592
Corona does NOT kill, it CRIPPLES.
A Corona virus vaccine is a scientific IMPOSSIBILITY.
Expect 5-15 Million US Corona Invalids (unable to work) between the ages of 30 and 60 by 2025.
LONG Home Entertainment, Health Care Providers, Retirement REITs etc.
SHORT countries with socialized Healthcare such as Germany, France etc.

Tick tock tick tock, if you guys dont dump the market soon big bad DRUMPF is going to get into office. You don't want that do you? DO YOU?

Make the call, dump it. If you don't dump it then one day someone might protect that child you are desecrating.