/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm pulling liquidity off of a credit card with no interest for 12 months for this. Gonna be a great year gents

Second for imblying ass

Fuck niggers, politicians, kikes, and jannies.

>>17796159
looks like she is sleeping. i wish i could put my face between her ass with my nose wedged inside her asshole and fall asleep

Anybody here in the Dallas-Fort Worth area?

Sucking dick is the pinnacle of high-value and high-class means for a man to spend his spare time and unwind after a long day.

Debate me.

You heard the man. It's time to buy.

>>17796196
Based.

Is $15k enough to trade full time? I have made $2k in options but those were long dated credit spreads in the bull run.
Has anyone here made it with less? I am not looking to make a million dollars in a week and I know this takes time. I have just been non stop addicted to finance and stocks for the past 3 years

>>17796159
>The FED COOMED 3/4 of their COOM out yesterday
>Quarantine in multiple countries
>Politicians/Artists/Bankers ill with Corona
Can't wait for monday hnnnngg UwU

>>17796214
Yes, not sure how it is where you live but it's more than enough for steady gains.

>>17796251
Can you elaborate on the first point.

>>17796214
Yes. Also if you have a cash only account, you can day trade all you like (per my discussion with a TDAmeritrade rep yesterday).

I am up past 206% this year and put in less than 1500 originally. I made more than 1300 gross this past week alone.

>>17796251
>trudy’s wife is ill
Who cares?
>fed coomed almost all it’s coom
What the fuck are you taking about? Is that your way of thinking of interest rates? As coom?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM HOLDING MICROSOFT AND BERKSHIRE AND THEY JUST LOST BILL GAAAAAATTTTTEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

How much is the market going to spank me for this?

>>17796267
Christ how long do you have to wait for trades to settle?

>>17796265
>Can you elaborate on the first point.
Fed pumped 1Trillion into DOW Jones yesterday
ONE FUCKING TRILLION!!
And it only made the market go to low 23k.

They only have 0.5 Trillion left to pump, and Monday will be a prison rape for the financial world!

>>17796191
yo SAME

>>17796267
>>17796254
My goal would be to make 3k a month
(My rent is 1500)

>>17796315
Explain what the fuck this pump shit means, what does the fed actually DO during a market crash/recession

>>17796332

what are you renting, a castle?
your rent is too damn high

>>17796347
It’s a 1 bedroom apartment in Seattle

>>17796347
see you say that, my town of ~5k pop and not even a grocery store is getting studio apartments going for 1k

Accumulate REFR

>>17796362
Yeah Seattle is over priced as fuck, I pay 200 more for my 3 bedroom town house in Houston.

>>17796362
>>17796366
just buy a house....
rent is outrageous
but interest rates are low
just
buy
a house

Never give up, never sell. Bulls united.

>>17796379
I want to move to Maine, it is cheap af similar to Seattle and I don’t have to wake up at 6am for pre market.

>>17796379
everyone is fleeing from cali and washington to oregon because its the last place on the west coast thats not gone to complete hell. that said riverside studio apartments in portland are like 2k

>>17796389
bitch I cant even afford a vanagon

>>17796389
Recently got fired last month. I was ready to buy a house too but I have been applying for jobs, then this gay ass virus hit. Currently just applying for jobs and collecting ui rn.

will monday crash my buttcoins? please reply.

>>17796159
is there any stock trading on the week end ?
complete noob here

>>17796389
And when I say I got fired I was actually let go because the company I worked for would rather pay $9 pajeet coders.

>>17796397
>>17796401
have stocks incels
just get a job and have stocks and house

>>17796412
No.

>>17796404
Yes.

WHY does the stock market not trade on weekends?

Why are there "hours"? Why not just have it go all the time?

>>17796443
Because people have real jobs and trade real things with imaginary value.

>>17796423
I had a job, then the gay ass “vp” of the company decided that paying an American software engineer is way more expensive than rajeesh that would work for pennies on the dollar in india with some fake degree

>>17796312
1 day for options. 2 days for regular trading.

>>17796443
hard to trade in church, or atleast you'll feel your sin of greed weighing on you

>>17796332
Very doable, but not to many. Just make sure to factor in taxes beforehand to make sure you have enough to pay in at the end of the year.

It requires skill, insight, knowledge, and understanding to profit so well. Your tools can change your outcome.

>>17796413
you cant deny that theyre a bargain tho. Theyre like the Pajeet version of Mexicans outside of a Home Depot

>>17796472
Tell him not to start with options.

>>17796488
That's dependent on his competences, insight, etc. You likely won't make that money just trading outright unless you have loads of money (which was ruled out by the original question).

man what a week,reminded when drumpf won the election how crazy and active /biz was

lets hope for more next week

>>17796460
You think maybe that’s just what he had to tell you? It’s a lot easier to say “I’m sorry but we’re going with rajeesh, we only have to pay him pennies on the dollar” then it is to tell someone to their face that they are incompetent and have an unpleasant odor.

>>17796485
They Also use coders from Tiajuana sometimes. The cost of living is much lower so they can pay much less, and it’s in the same time zone as Silicon Valley, and if they ever need to be there in person a flight over isn’t too far.

Actually. Maybe you should consider moving?

>>17796503
I assume that the post volume here will still be insanely high as long as everyone is WFH and off of school
I miss the laid back /smg/ where our threads would get barely enough posts to stay alive in the late night weekend hours...

>>17796196
I sucked a guy off for an oz of weed. I think he regret it after he got really quiet and now things are weird between us.

>>17796530
an ounce is an ounce
him being awkward about it is his own fault, sometimes that's how self discovery be on this bitch of an earth

>>17796530
you're a cute girl though, right?
regardless, smoking weed just dulls the brain
you should sell it to high school kids and buy stocks

>>17796488
I don’t love options, but I have made a bunch of money on using them with Robinhood.

My Marriott call spread expired worthless today so that’s $144 of profit! Minus whatever taxes I have to pay. Am I going to have to pay taxes if I’m uneemployed? Well I should have enough losses to offset it somewhat... god damn Japanese gaming companies.

>>17796521
Wfh... WuFlu hype?

I miss those days too. When canadafren would help interpret the tea leaves on my, then profitable, nintendies. And we could discuss things because there were fewer things happening. But now... we’ve gotten so many shitposters and awful new trips and attention cravers... and the bears have gotten sooooooo cocky. Surprising how many people here don’t actually own or want to own stocks, they Just want to short and buy puts and inverse ETFs.

>>17796530
Very sad.

>>17796585
Or maybe it was the dude...
It was so long ago, and they’re both big on charts.

>>17796566
it dulls the brain but so do advertisements. atleast weed will make your $5 frozen dinner a coke taste better, and the dulling goes away after you stop for a while.

>>17796585
Oh what flipping planet are capital gains or similar taxes waived because you're unemployed?

my uncle works for walmart and says they aren't rolling out drive thru testing for another 6 weeks minimum

>>17796585
WFH = Work From Home. Been seeing "WFH" in work emails for the past two weeks, kinda annoyinh now desu

>>17796611
It really do be like that though.

>>17796342
lower interest rates and lend against good collateral (repo, or QE which is forced lending in a way)

Inflation
Infection
Depression
No normies will survive.

>>17796605
Yeah that’s what I thought. I dunno something about taxes based on your income tax bracket... I dunno. I haven’t filed last years taxes yet, and that’s the first year I really was active and Did much selling.

>>17796612
Ah that makes sense. Non-neet stuff

>>17796611
Ah crap
Well at least that means infection rates won’t skyrocket Monday if people can’t get tested.

>>17796662
you know, as i was typing that post out i realised that 'my uncle works at' sounds incredibly plausible if you just swap in walmart instead of nintendo.

apologize

>>17796662
Dependent on circumstance. Countries may vary.

>>17796677
you got one of those for wednesday's futures?
Or that speech where he went up and said Fauci's wrong and that it might not be a problem in the US?
>>17796684
hey thanks
>>17796676
uhh... so you just made that up?
Now I have to find someone who works at walmart and ask them for the REAL rundown.

>>17796443
Just open accounts all over the planet it's Friday somewhere

>>17796699
>so you just made that up?
yes. lucky for you i actually work at a walmart and we were watching the announcement in the break room. when they started talking about the testing here my manager just started laughing and walked out of the room.

Next week will be filled with fomo, regret, and punishment. Maybe in that order.

>>17796718
that doesn't sound likely... your store manager was hanging out in the breakroom with the non-salaried employees, and left the room as trump was revealing the virus emergency plans and discussing walmart in particular?

We don't even have any walmart employees in smg, just a target guy.

>>17796745
i'm sorry, i lied again - i AM the manager.
pic-related, it's me; a human person.

>>17796760
Well at least you have a job. People out here getting laid off and shit

I want to fuck reimu

>>17796773
haha yeah, feels great to be a human manager of a large grocery store.

>>17796159
Can someone explain something to a brainlet...bought a x5 short on friday on the DoW without a stop loss and open end. Market closed and that shit was untradeable and the price went to 0. Does this mean i have lost everything or pricing always goes to zero when it closes and goes back to original when reopening?

>>17796814
what did you buy exactly? as far as I know, all turbo puts have a deactivating barrier. can you share the ISIN if you're european?

>>17796611
anyone with a brain knew these new measures would be too little too late

>>17796774
i wanna bee reimu

>>17796846

CH0532307805

Mostly them, they are x10 and then some other x5 ones...thanks

Is there any chart that provides all time and real time data? I think it's often quite difficult to find any all time data and to me it is very important for comparison. Because I think we are in a huge bubble since the 70s/80s and I need those values to evaluate the real value of things.

>>17796912
>zero google matches
Can't help you anon, sorry. Your broker should give you access to a KIID for that product, read it all

>>17796947
sure. the masterbrain will evaluate the state of the worldwide economy, alone, in basement. ok

Based on the yield curve inversion last year I gotta say that I don't think we're at the valley yet.

>>17796315
Or maybe after an almost -30% people who shorted buyed at lower prices?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_-W2_X5yS8
>paris still protesting in this day and age
what could go wrong?

>>17796976
Isn't this common knowledge that this bubble started after they removed the gold standard? Just look at all time DJI and it will be super obvious. Only at the bottom of each crash you kinda see what the real value might be. Depending on that you can kinda calculate in where the bottom of these crashes should be.

My mood this week

https://youtu.be/5l4OEJ38aLY

What is your mood song?

>>17796530
many such cases

Absolute economical brainlet here, with no experience in the stock market whatsoever.
Do I just buy shit now? Will everything rise in value once Corona passes? Have many of you gotten really fucked over by this virus situation so far?

>>17797051
is this corona-chan?

>>17796806
That's a very handsome mustache you've got there friend.

Check out this fund I sold last year. It's well Below its 2018 low. I can't believe I had this for so long but wasn't paying enough attention to stocks to look at it. These people were charging a fee to actively manage it... it's criminal. I wish I were in that racket.

Since I sold it, it's down 21.51%, while low-fee VTSAX is only down 11.71%.

Holy shit, in the past 3 years it's only up 0.86%. God damn it I can't believe I've had money in this thing this whole goddamn time!!

It's done NOTHING the past 3 years, except pay distributions...

How the fuck do I calculate returns including reinvested distributions? God damn it why do they make this so hard!!!

>>17797045
of course its common knowledge, everybody knows it and its super simple. more power to you and good luck.

so did nobody buy LH or DGX?

>>17797051
I actually kind of like the vibe of this song if I'm being honest. even the horrible noise has gotten enjoyable...

Daytrading CFDs a good idea? Looking for short to mid-term profits btw.
y/n?

Apple shutting down all stores outside China,

BULLISH, PUMP IT DADDY DROMPF

>>17797125
WHAT THE HELL?!

Is that a 26% distribution in 2018? Paid as long term capital gains?

Was selling this a horrible mistake?

>>17796912
WKN: UD450Z / ISIN: CH0532307805 / Valor: 53230780
https://keyinvest-de.ubs.com/produkt/detail/index/isin/CH0532307805
Last Quote was 1.23EUR. Market Maker (UBS) suspended any quotes. Call them for more info

>>17797198
i'd choose futures over CFDs. similar behavior, without the liquidity and counterparty risk. usually much better fees too

>>17796159

the pastebin link for the Popular brokers is broken i think. anyone else having the same problem?

>>17797051
>Update
>and the machine is bleeding to death
every now and again this cracks me right up

Microsoft will lose 15% on Monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg-UHJ5ySQg
I thought forex traders were neckbeards?

>>17797320
We are.

>>17797204
That's bad
Add that Google contradicted Trump's virus website claims

Bloodbath Monday

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES
>AAPL CLOSING ALL STORES

>>17797378
good, they make shit products anyway

>SPHD-High dividend low volatility index

is this too good to be true?

>>17796159
>Popular brokers:
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

how the fuck do i pick the best brokerage platform? i'm not a day trader; i'll be making trades on more of a monthly, quarterly, or yearly basis

>>17797204
Nice, an action that has no real effect apart from panic. Good buy opportunity

>>17797378
Why do you always come in here and do this? It’s always old news and never anything all that important and it’s often incorrect.

They’re leaving some stores open in China.

>>17797470
Even better, it protects their asses from lawsuits from people who touch the floor demos and get sick and blame them. Besides I don’t think malls are going to get much traffic this year. Carl Icahn May be right about buying CDS’s on malls

Jerome Powell should step down and let Ben Bernanke return to his rightful place. He feels like an impostor at this point, if you're going to copy his policies to the letter we might as well have the man himself do it.

They are shutting down borders in the EU
I just heard

>>17797568
He didn’t though, bernanke kept hiking until everything crashed. Powell might have changed directions fast enough, might not.

We need a Yellen.

Monday's dump will be biblical.

>>17797640
Who gives a shit about apple stores

>>17797640
*pump

>>17797646
>*pump
Cope
>The bulls are shaking already
Nice

>>17797407
brapsniff

>>17797640
YOU FOOKIN KNOW IT LAD. CANT WAIT DOYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN YEAH

>>17797646
absolute cope.

we're far from the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=80&v=qHEH3TnRmrQ&feature=emb_logo
did this bitch literally killed all the pharma and health insurance stock in literally 4 minutes time?

Anyone who is buying stocks right now, especially dow is a grade a retard.

Trying to keep you guys updated

I work in the microbiology lab for a major hospital in eastern PA, we are woefully unprepared for the Coronavirus and the other leading hospital is also struggling for what's going on. We used to send all suspected cases to the state lab, but as of Thursday we are now sending everything to LABCORP since they just got approved for a PCR test. There are issues however, production of the transport media (the swabs we collect samples in) has been unable to meet demand. Almost every single producer has their supply on back order and we physically can not get collection kits so we can test people. On top of that we have pulled all of the ordering restrictions to allow any doctor to order any test they want, including expensive respiratory pathogen panels, which a lot of the people coming in probably aren't going to pay for. And this is only with three confirmed cases in my area, wild times are coming for me friends.

>>17797731

wtf is Trump thinking

>>17797640
It's going to pump or at most dump the spike and crab. Are normies out of the shorting mood yet? This ain't the bottom but they need to be liquidated first.

>>17797739

how fucked is the USA???

>>17797771
>MUH STOCK MARKET

i am so disappointed with this man.. i thought he would save the west

>>17797771
LMAO you can't be serious, why would he tweet this during a time like this?
shit just dropped immediately

>>17797771
It will 100% pump Monday, the dump will be mid week.

so lads help out a brainlet here - i understand what regular shares, futures and options are but im not sure whats best in what trading scenario

say im really confident the market will gap LOWER between the close of friday and the opening of monday... whats the best way to profit from this while minimising potential loses if im wrong?

>>17797771
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1238166133783420928
Well, he gotta pump their bags somehow.

>>17797771

>is real

LOL the absolute state of this clown world

>>17797739
Eurofins?

>>17797734
t. scared bear

>>17796677
What are the chances that gets completely erased on Monday and we set another new record drop? I'm going to guess greater than 75% at this point.

>>17797771
he is a big cat fan

>>17796733
I think it will skip right to regret and punishment, might get a tiny bit of FOMO at the open.

>>17797771
Weeeeeee

>>17797793
>Are normies out of the shorting mood yet?
do you seriously think normies are shorting right now or even know what that means?

>>17797836
Anon if you really do understand what those various types of investments are you may just be better off investing hardly at all due to lack of ability to lay something out.

>>17797771
>wtf is Trump thinking
>i won't get reelected now but at least i can short stonks hard using this twitter handle

>>17797836

Ask your broker lmao

>>17797731
She is amazing. I love this woman. Holy shit.

What is your stock/option trading strategy, /smg/? How long have you been doing it so far, and how profitable have you been with it?

>>17796389
i am almost convinced. houses are way to expensive, BUT the rent is also retarded.
in fact the monthly costs of buying a house are really low.

>>17796196
>>17796205
this faggot nigger paid for two tripcodes
wtf

>>17797836
are you sure you want to do that and get advice from trannies that have lost money in this bear market?

>>17797378
nobody saw the bankruptcy of apple coming

Lads I just wanna say whatever happens the last two weeks with you have been really fun.

alright wheres that gamestop shill?

>>17797962
Last couple of weeks have had the feel of old the old internet.
Creativity, chaos and fun all around.
Something magical and comfy about watching the world burn around us.

>>17797817
agree actually

>>17797731
Absolute boss

>>17797817
>>17798034
>t. my anus

There is literally no reason it would pump what so ever. The only reason that it did during Trumps speech was because the fed pumped 1.5 Trillion into the market.

>>17797912

>>17798058
>trying to find reason
first time, huh?

>>17797873
you're full of shit cunt. anons on here talk condescendingly to newbs as if they have ever made the right call, that wasnt a total gamble.

anyone else gonna buy a few way otm live nation puts at open on monday?

>>17798058
>the fed pumped 1.5 Trillion into the market.
imagine being this retarded

Gee, oil sure is cheap

>>17798134
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/fed-to-inject-1-5-trillion-in-bid-to-prevent-unusual-disruptions-in-markets-11584033537

So basically buy Walmart, right? Theres no way the president can go on stage and dogwhistle that hard without it surging.
It's gonna be the location for all the testing shit, gov contracts out the ass, and selling stock this whole time.

>>17798144
yes, they're buying treasuries back from those who want to sell them, not "pumping 1.5t into the stock market"

>>17797912
Is this bait

>>17798155
Market ≠ Stock Market retard. And they have mentioned they WILL buy stocks fyi. But the 1.5 T was treasuries which will make rates lower, incentivizing stonks

>>17798110
You meant to say you've already bought them, right anon?

>>17798155
>>17798134

Just go now bull. You know that this is a propped up zombie market.

which broker allows for the longest Good-Til-Cancelled limit orders?

>>17796332
honestly, I don't think you can make steady 3k with just 15k senpai, steady 3k per year - yes. Don't listen to the gamblers here. I'm not saying that you can't make it at this very moment when markets are this volatile, but I seriously doubt you can make this on monthly basis in normal market without loosing errything. Sorry

>>17798191
different timezone so by the time i woke up the market just closed

>>17796315
> implying they market bought for 0.5 tril
> implying this is not meant to provide liquidity in upcoming months
pleb

>>17797645
Nigger, Apple is the iconic figure of the tech world and if Apple doesnt sell shit all its suppliers will suffer from that too.

Recession is over confirmed.

AH YES, THANKS TO YESTERDAY I AM NOW ONLY -15% DOWN. I AM SURE THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE AND THE CORONAVIRUS WILL HAVE NO MORE NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON THE STOCK MARKET

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>>17798225
retard

>>17798242
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE FREE MARKET

>>17798242
I've made more money in the last two weeks than I have in the months before
It's pretty fun

>„Covid-19-Patienten kommen allein, weil keine Verwandten sie begleiten dürfen. Wenn sie sterben, dann spüren sie es, sie sind dabei ganz klar. Es ist, als würden sie ertrinken. Nur langsamer. So, dass sie alles mitbekommen.“

"Covid patients arrive alone because no relatives are allowed to accompany them. When they die they feel it. They are clear about it. It is like drowning. Just slower. So that they are aware of everything."

That was quoting the chief doctor of a Milano hospital.

>>17798279
I thought all Finns die alone

>>17798110
Why way otm? Isn't that riskier or are you just supremely confident in a crash?

Spain to enter nationwide lockdown.

>>17796677
Damn i never knew a national state of emergency was so good for the economy lol

>>17798279
>drowning
Are they talking about all the pus building up in their lungs?
That sounds kinda bad.

You guys ready for the total devastation of the global market on Monday? I know I'm not.

>Reading up on how the Eurodollar works for the first time
Bros, is it really that bad? Is the entirety of non-US banking really propped up by actually imaginary, fabricated money that doesn't exist anywhere in the world? Are we really running the whole world on a set of digital IOUs that carry no actual value?

>>17798455
Futures absolutely soaring. I held puts through the weekend and I am a little bit nervous desu. Long expirations so i should be alright

>>17798455

>>17798467
Burger dollars are no different. Money is imaginary

Down 7k in about three days. I’m all in on AIKI rn but can’t cash out because then I’ll be down 9k.

>>17798467
>Are we really running the whole world on a set of digital IOUs that carry no actual value?
What do you think money is?

THE MARKETS ARE OPEN FOR 2 MINUTES AND ROBINHOOD WONT MOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17798469
I'm nervous too, we will just have to wait and see what happens

any thoughts on etoro?

>>17798469
Futures aren't open you delusional shit.

The market will be crashing retard.

How the fuck dow's going up?

>oil was at all time lows before price war
>after price war, oil's now at bargain prices, almost free, literally
>he didn't invest in oil (like GUSH)
>blames Trump, the Fed, and boomers for his lack of insight
Jesus Christ

>>17798469
I have some puts on 20th and I'm probably going to sell them today. This market is fucked with COVID making everyone panic.

>>17798505
fed pumped it up. The market will crash don't worry.

>>17798480
At least when burger banks trade with one another they have to physically exchange cash reserves, there's still some semblance of physical money being exchanged during the loan process.

>>17798521
Dank as fuck boi

>>17798455
not happening. you are underestimating how bored everyone is going to be. everyone will be memetrading. dow 25k eow.

>>17798487
use tda retard

>>17798494
worthless bucket shop scam. avoid like the plague.

>>17798241
So crash is happening or not?

>>17798545
>trade fees

>>17798556

>>17798554
Time will tell.

What are some good biomed stocks? Never owned any stocks before, only crypto. I don't know anything.

What are y'all buying to short this bitch?

>>17798508
I'm in the same boat but I'm almost certain it will crash or at worst crab.

Why are you selling?

>>17798568
how come you´ve learned about biomed stocks first, of all things

>>17798564
>>17798554
I just told you fuck tard. The fed has been pumping at the end of the trading days for weeks to try to save us from this massive crash. They can only do that for so long.

>>17798606
2/3 gone, they have another half trillion in store for next week.

>>17798467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

>>17798596
Crispr first and now corona.

>>17798594
>Six flags shot up 10% after announcing they're closing their parks
TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS GUYS WE'RE HANGING IN THERE HAHAHA
My 3/20's are gonna keep me afloat.
The only calls I have are for Walmart because got knows they're getting that government dole.

>its nothing
>just the flu
>no big deal

why are mumus so retarded?

>>17798507
>"This must be the bottom"
>*Bottom continues to bottom*

The Saudis could dump this shit even harder any minute. Gush went up with the whole rest of the market.

>>17798594
>Why are you selling?
I'm starting to lose money on puts because the fed is pumping. I can't even sell them though. I'm hoping it dumps, even if just a little bit by the 17th so I can get some profit.

Worst case scenario I lose $100, best case I make $300~ or so.

does anyone have an image of all the red sectors the other day?

>>17798568
ONTX. their drug rigosertib is about to get approved by the fda 1st half of 20202 on fast track (orphan drug, 2 different datasets can be used for approval because there is such an unmet need). theyre about to have the only drug in the world for high risk MDS with billions in market cap. they trade on the nasdaq. its not some pink/otc bullshit. they are going to get bought out, probably by BMY who is doing a combo study with oral rigosertib. dyor. and fyi they are "in danger" of being delisted off the nasdaq unless their share price holds at 1 dollar for at least 1 week by june. however if they dont they dont actually get delisted then; they are given a memewarning and have more time to stay at $1 for a week. rigosertib has taken decades to develop. dr fruchtman will not let us down. i have accumulated at .49, .40, and now .33. dont listen t

>>17798657
Zoom out.

>>17798556
Tda is free outside of contracts...

>>17798684
I'll consider it.

>>17798507

All time low? I’ve seen it go lower lol

>>17798231
I think you mean Samsung. Apple is only 'good' because of NPCs and "muh Steve Jobs" fuck Apple. Cheap ass chink products that is inferior to everything Samsung produces

>>17798508
Wait how can you sell puts today? Market is closed?

>>17798671

>>17798715
Why is the market closed? It's not a holiday.

Also I can't sell my puts until the 17th anyway. I'm just anxious to see what's going on.

>>17798666
Sup Satan
Anyway yeah it's not pleasant to look at puts bleeding however if you look at the 10yr grph for any tech stock you can see a clear textbook bubble bursting, so we will eventually half to continue down.

Powell only has .5 trill left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-eK95-Dg28

Corona facts, buy dow!

>>17798661
Saudis are dumbasses. It's like they went to our trenches, dropped their entire box of ammo on us, went back to their trenches, then manned their MGs without ammo.

Crude oil price war is fucking suicide for both Russia and SA, expect SA to become Venezuela 2.0 within a few months.

>>17798703
At least GUSH will have 300x more value than your worthless internet tokens lmao

>>17796159
The hidden /biz/ discord link is
discord gg gJzCVP

Join, we are currently talking about this trash economy and crypto

>>17798726
im glad my screenshot was made into a meme

>>17798673
Thanks, I'll look into it.

Can any nonretards give their opinions on whether the huge amount of liquidity the feds are lending is a good sign for the markets or not.
wasn't it only like $75 billion 5 months ago?

>>17798728
>Why is the market closed? It's not a holiday
Jesus Christ where do you retards come from

>>17798768
pop

I-Is Corona-chan done?

>>17796159
Any other spics here who know where can I start?
Can't use any of the popular brokers.

>>17796389
>look into buying a house because mortgage is cheaper than rent
>HOA fees $300-600/month on an 80k property
>taxes

>>17798782
just sneak into america and marry a black girl

>>17798782
God I love anime titties..

>>17798715
>>17798728
Oh its Saturday today. I'm losing track of what day it is since I haven't been able to work.

Lol Trump killed another iranian general

>>17798768
It's over 1.2t now. No it's not good.
Banks are required to have a certain percentage of depositor liquidity in the case that depositors want to pull out. The fact that we are over 1.2t since it started this year says banks don't have enough or are planning on not having enough. Possibly both. It could also mean they want to free up assets in exchange for a "loan" so they can make even more money off of the loaned money, then pay the loan back, take back assets, and house profits from liquidity as well. I'm guessing it can be a combination but who knows other than banks and the Fed themselves.

>>17796677
> trump speaking in Asia/EU after hours on purpose to prevent outsiders from shorting his economy to death
Bid red dildos for everyone tomorrow night. Sit and watch.

>>17796362
>paying $750 a month for a 1 bedroom apartment in Columbus
Damn I love the midwest sometimes

>>17798815
>not knowing hwat day it is
based. youre gonna make it

>>17798778
Not yet, but with Walmart on the job she won't have anywhere to hide soon.

>>17798736
To them oil costs 7 $ to extract

>>17798840
I hope so. The sooner I make it the sooner I can resume the NEET life.

>>17798839
Enjoy being surrounded by Slavshits and Snowniggers

Welp here's what I got going for me thus far guys. Any way I should go about this?

>>17798819
I've never invested and i'm not going to in this shitshow unless the market crashes hard. Did something similar happen in 2008?
I'm pretty skeptical that anyone can price in a fairly unprecidented disruption to the global economy that's unlikely to subside in the near future

>>17798877
It could be worse, I could be living on the coast/south and be surrounded by Chinese housing predators, illegal mexicans, and clownhaired zoomers

Spain got 1500 cases overnight, it's ogre, short everything.

>>17798835
>tomorrow night
what

>>17798882

>>17798919
Math is more powerful than you realize. In fact it can be used in just about everything. Just the scale of the data is where some people give up.

>>17798936
That's the plan my man. Short it and hold on to my cash until it its a historical low.

Put it back in and wait.. and wait.

>>17798959
Go on onii-chan, what do you think of my portfolio? :3

>>17798882
You need to leave.

>>17798936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

So if I was all in puts that 50% of their value on the end of Friday, I'm losing the other 50% on Monday, right?

>>17798882
cash it out, buy ontx/snss/some other cheap meme stock and hope for the best.

>>17798961
I agree with in general, I just have some skepticism with regards to the human element

we ready for the bigest buy opportunity of the century lads can't fucking wait

>>17798953
Futures, son.

>>17799018
I have $35 in my bank account I don't think i can open a stock account without getting butt fucked by fees.

>>17799032
Not yet, anon, not yet.

>>17799052
obviously but it's coming

>>17798782
I'd still put my dick in that
And relax a full load into her
And not worry whether she's ovulating or not

>>17796194
I live in Tyler (not exactly DFW) but working in Laredo at the moment

>>17798782
Are you a Mexican or a Mexican’t ?

>>17799007

don't worry friend germany has 4,000 cases and the UK is steadily rising every day, :)

>>17798728
Get a calendar anon. Today is St. Saturday celebrations.

>>17798882
Sell all that worthless crab. Go grab some cheap BA, GUSH, SNSS, AAPL, and avoid SQQQ like a plague.

guys no joke there is a street musician with a guitar right outside my house singing about

IM FREE
IM FREEE FALLIN

lmao

>>17799017
When do they expire?

>>17799160
Walk up next to him and start chanting BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY

>>17798995

Is the market at a return to normal?

>>17799169
June 19

>>17798606
I am on your side of the argument Anon. Faith in the economy is strong. No bounce has ever stayed on the run after a crash in history, however, we are living in historic times. Anything is possible and at the end of the day no one really knows.

Are they going to cut rates or not?

>>17799149
What's got you saying crypto is worthless if I may ask?
And yeah, i really want to open a stocks account. Like i said, i'm flat broke so the fees would slaughter me right now; but would it do me good to maybe look into using stuff like wealthsimple after I get my next cheque? I know I sound like a total idiot (because I am) but I'm only like 21 so I'd really love to get into investing and long term holding to hopefully give me a bit of a cushion down the line.

>>17799169
>>17799216
But I rolled them deeper otm at like 70+ VIX

>>17798657
it literally is, unless you are a boomer

>>17799211
i dont think so. i wait unitl april with any further moves im 95% cash

The market is still moribund, only being held up by insane QE and repo operations with no end in sight. Tons of people are going to lose their jobs, stop producing you name it. The damage is real and only getting worse. It's not just suddenly going to be great once corona ends.

i have 20k to invest, what do i buy

>>17799225
>What's got you saying crypto is worthless if I may ask?
Cryptos are backed by speculation which has no intrinsic value. It's not accepted by any institutions, although it is accepted as drug currency and other criminal or terrorist transactions. Cryptos won't survive in the long run and will be crushed by gold-backed fiat currencies, if such time comes. I suggest you read finance books on your spare time, especially books by Warren Buffett and Benjamin Graham.

>>17799339
MSG ZILLOW puts

>>17799354
>gold-backed fiat currencies

Reminder that this fucking retards is wrong about the weather.
Reminder that the repo market was fucked long before coronavirus hit.
If there was no virus this crash would still be happening.
Do not expect a bounce until after the bailouts.
Deutsche Bank is probably INSOLVENT. Others as well. Nothing to do with the virus. They are hosting this from you.

>>17796397
>riverside
"Riverside" isn't a thing you fucking foreign faggot, get the fuck out of my city, get the fuck out of my STATE AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17799397
Yes

>>17799412

That's that false optimism speaking, most retailers will shut down for atleast a month, apple is closing all stores outside of china for 2 weeks, starbucks is considering closing down.

>>17796342
people are cashing in their gains and pulling cash from banks, pump gives banks money so you fucking boomer fucks can stuff it in your mattress and buy all the toilet paper in preparation for le end of the world in which a virus with a .01-.02 kill rate somehow decimates society. this is social engineering at its finest. just the sheer amount of anons in chan parroting the exact same talking points as state news tv should be a tell tale sign.

>>17799434
Yeah they were spamming over and over last night it was fucking annoying. If someone still thinks the problems are just the virus you can write them off as a visiting /pol/tard

>>17799412

>>17796443
Sabbath, not even memeing, it's why futures open on Sunday, but close with the market on Friday

>>17799354
nice bait

>>17799412
>Deutsche Bank is probably INSOLVENT
How did they fuck up so hard? What would happen if a bunch of germans tried pulling their money out all at once?

>>17796170
Me too, as well as using HELOC to short banks.. :o

>>17799412
You know that he's right.

>Reminder that this fucking retards is wrong about the weather.
We'll know when summer comes.

>If there was no virus this crash would still be happening.
Actually, no. Just correction, not crash.

>Do not expect a bounce until after the bailouts.
Markets already bounced yesterday bro.

>Nothing to do with the virus.
It does and virus is NOT AN EXCUSE to be insolvent.

>>17796342
Go look up George Gammon and watch his repo market videos

>>17799439
Completely wrong. Thanks for the reminder that retards post opinions as facts here

>>17799462
>nice bait
>ID: wife head 4
>wife giving 4 heads
Whatever you say man.

>>17799485
opinion?
an opinion is you are a fucking dipshit
a fact is you are a virgin

>>17799439
It's not the kill rate you should be worried about, fag, its the rate at which it hospitalizes you. Nobody wants to get sick with the virus and then be cucked out of treatment because all the hospitals are full.

>>17796677
>Mnuchin: Sir, we can only maintain The Pump for 15mins
>Trump: Delay the fucking press conference!!

>>17796677
goes to show you how disjointed from reality market prices have been the past 3 years

>>17799463
>What would happen if a bunch of germans tried pulling their money out all at once?
the same thing that would happen to any bank. do you think banks hold enough liquid cash and not gamble it away?

>>17797851
Monday will be red again, gonna crab this week I think but downward

>>17799502
mk hun, we will shut down the economy because nobody wants to get sick.
you don't have to go to the hospital to recover from corona unless you are in the .001 percent my my the shills are strong here who do you work for?

Politics and 'Orange Man Bad' aside, what in the actual fuck? Bragging about the stock market b/c you said the nation was in danger?

Well had a fun morning. Went on a TP hunt. Kroger,save-a-lot, nothing doing. Dollar store, nothing. Walmart, bone dry. Dollar store knock off store, finally hit pay dirt. Girl was dragging out the last case of it. Shit was flying to, but I got mine.

>>17799507
Fuck tahts right, they had to delay that shit so it lined up with the pump and markets perfectly.

>>17799540
ok boomer

>>17799528
>hospitals in italy are already overwhelmed and triaging patients
>ITS JUST THE FLU BRO

>>17797739
>including expensive respiratory pathogen panels, which a lot of the people coming in probably aren't going to pay for
Who bears the cost for the unpaid tests? Your company?

>>17799475
1. We won't know when the Summer comes. By then well be at 70%+ infected and immune or dead

2. There is no numerically specific definition of a stock market crash but the term commonly applies to steep double-digit percentage losses in a stock market index over a period of several days.

3. Bull trap

4. Repo started in September, therefore not related to the virus. It is being USED as the excuse.

>>17799540
Not wiping with tshirt and rewashing it when it gets dirty
>ngmi

only boomers sperg about corona ive noticed.
im so sick of boomers and gen x shilling for decades aver 6 years the end of the world is coming.
2k virus
Obama marshal law
fema roundups
2012 nibiru planet crash
nuclear war 2016-19
corona
when will you fucking fags die and stop trying to take the rest of us with you?

End of day pump based on bullshit Google promises and drive by swabbings in a fucking Wal-Mart parking lot? It's horseshit. The Fed has deployed their nuclear option, they can't escalate their response anymore. This shit is going nowhere but down, perhaps in a crabbish fashion yes because Trump has shown he has no shame about making vague bullshit promises to pump stocks.

>>17799498
Blown out retard

>>17798225
t. doesn’t understand options

>>17798184
Bingo!!! Good point! Thanks for clearing this puzzle up for me!

>>17799529
He's trying to cause a feedback loop. If everyone thinks the boat is not sinking and keeps bucketing the water out, it won't. The problem starts when everyone is convinced the boat is lost and tries to bail the fuck out.

>>17799578
there not in triage shill, people are waiting to get tested retard shill fucking nigger boomer>>17799578
>itsjusttheflubro
youy literal npc stop making memes stale

>>17799603
Half of this country still thinks corona's a god damn hoax propagated by democrats to ruin Donnie's re-election chances. Americans are not reasonable or considerate people. They're going to get symptoms, the freak out and mob every clinic in the country spreading it.

>>17799528
15% of Italian cases required hospitalization and they are turning away the elderly and diabetics in order to treat people who are now likely to survive. Triage, like in a war. American hospitals are going to become a horror movie scene while old people slowly suffocate to death

>>17799595
You won't be laughing if water supply gets infected with coronavirus.

>>17799607
Wouldnt things like covered calls, iron condors etc be viable but need a tad more capital (this is for normal market action, not this volitility we have now)

>>17799636
why do you keep comparing Italy to the u.s?
what station do you work for?
cnn or federal??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>17799639
I didn't mention water

What will they do with people who are infected but don't have insurance?

>>17799638
>>17799671
wrong guy

https://www.wired.com/story/coronavirus-donald-trump-google-website/

Yesterday was the pump with fake partnership announcements, Monday will be the dump when people realize everything that faggot said was a lie.

>>17796530
Decent weed?

government inject money to inflate stock numbers
why not government inject coronavirus to inflate death numbers?
why aren't they activating the death machine brrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

>>17798782
If you are dirt poor and Mexican, Kuspit is a good option. The issue is you don't have access to real-time quotes for anything outside Mexico, which can be a curse or a blessing. For instance, I dodged the gold dump yesterday by pulling out my IAU shares before the quote updated. On the other hand, their prohibitely high fees makes them only good for buy and hold strategies.

>>17799507
>>17799547
This is what happens when you put a tycoon as President.

>>17796159
>>17796159
ATTN ANONS OF CHAN
YOU ARE BEING RAIDED BY THOSE WHO WISH TO CAUSE CHAOS AND BRING DOWN THE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BY STOKING FEAR AND PANIC ASK YOURSELVES WHO BENEFITS MOSTLY FROM THE ECONOMY CRASHING. REALLY? THIS MANY ANONS ALL OF A SUDDEN A SO FEARFUL OF THEIR LIVES? ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET THAT HAVE CORONA? ASK YOURSELVES. BE LOGICAL. THIS SITE HAS BEEN TARGETED IN 2016 AFTER THE ESTABLISHMENT GOT BROKEN. THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HAVE CONTROL AGAIN. NEVER LET A GOOD TRAGEDY GO TO WASTE. THE NEWS MEDIA CARES ONLY ABOUT RATINGS, FEAR SELLS, ASK YOURSELVES IS THIS LOGICAL, BOOMER DOOMERS FORETOLD THE WORLD ENDING HOW MANY TIMES SINCE 2000? FUCK YOU SHILLS YOU CANT WIN KEEP SHILLING I EAT IT ALL UP SHORT THE FUCKING MARKETS THEN AND GET RICH

Collapse when bros?

Newnewnewnew

>>17799800

>>17799800

>>17799800

>>17799800

>>17799795
Never. That's all you get. 300% bull run incoming.

>>17799750
I just found I can make a IBKR account for Mexico, which one should I stick while learning how to invest?
Also I make little more than 800 dollars per month, should I even bother or first I need to make more money?

>>17799784
we are being raided by one misinformed retard named (you)

>>17796443
Sweet dreams are made of this

>>17799529
he's addicted to owning the libs
what a fucking redditor

>>17796677
>jews loved it when trump was on his hands and knees sucking their cocks for 20 minutes
>"see, he's a great man"
>meanwhile the market is now below the obama trendline

Tisk tisk, why ain't you supporting KDP,KHC, and KO at times like these? Your loyal stock holders ain't you? Every 2 litter of Coke, Dr Pepper and bottle of ketchup bought helps you know.