/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Going for a swim Edition

Last thread: >>75399400
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433846
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433870
Amen. Axel had his first death

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon's Flayons

[Anonymous No.]

GIBS ON DA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6zE1Uo0GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6zE1Uo0GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6zE1Uo0GI

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433846
>Black creatures can swim
Miracles do happen
>>75433870
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Braids girl has some BIG tits damn

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Axelotls ~ Thank you baker o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433870
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

drinking axelotl bathwater

[Anonymous No.]

The add ons actually work on him wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>singing gospel hymns about big tits
He's going full niggabullet

[Anonymous No.]

>>75434443
Has to be something with the second outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>wanted to visit the chubby girl cafe in Japan
FAT BUBBIES THIS IS YOUR TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>Ka-chow
....

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433870
A/mans/

[Anonymous No.]

My homeboy looking through the keybinds to look at those baddies boobies.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wish I had big ones like that

[Anonymous No.]

forcing Gibby to eat some veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>I've always wanted to date woman Ruze
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>the blue one is Ruze
Does she hyperfixate on world building and Homestuck while shilling cocktails at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75435768
How is a mellow and quiet girl at all like Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>75435963
Idk according to chat the blue hoe is Ruze for some reason. Never seen or played this game before

[Anonymous No.]

>polymammorous
Hilarious topical mispronunciation desu

[Anonymous No.]

i miss azure ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436547
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>75434588
Wait was Hakka not able to pin stuff to his second outfit like how Axel couldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436708
only the bunny ears didn't work. Maybe it has something to do with their new hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433846
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
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https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
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>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436547
dropping 500kg bomb (or Gobu's fat ass). on azure ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433870
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436811
Both Axel and Gakka had trouble with the head/hair specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436904 (me)
Unfortunate typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75434443
Goldbullet my male stripper beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday has been a '3D announcement doko' day for the past few months. I can't take this anymore, free me please!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75437096
3D announcement koko!
>>75407420
>>75407420
>>75407420

[Anonymous No.]

>>75436822
>we are selling extra merch
oh so they just didn't sell all of it, that's a little sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>75437206
Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>75437206
They were made to order nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Haito rizzless frfr

[Anonymous No.]

Would smash https://x.com/MoonLight_ttth/status/1788295933546934448

[Anonymous No.]

>gibby so broke he uses a 6 year old laptop to warm his room at night
please someone save him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75437096
lmao it's just like the magnoir graduations back then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75438226
Maybe if he didn't go a whole month without streaming he wouldn't be so poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>75438226
>uses a 6 year old laptop to warm his room at night
unless he slept in a literal closet that sounds so retarded it has to be made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75435963
>>75436246
Hakka compared her eyes to Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>> Golbullet doesn't know how to say the word methodical

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439157
Remember when people thought ruze would be the himbo of armis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439365
You need to be fit to be a himbo

[Anonymous No.]

I knew I could count on him
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1788615680989811091

[Anonymous No.]

>>75438226
I'm curious what kind of nigger rigging he's witnessed or had to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439399
ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439691
Everyone knows he is FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75438226
He could sell that 6yo laptop on ebay for 50 bucks and get a heater that would actually warm him. He isn't poor, he's just farming pity points

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439725
FAT in the TITS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75439833
But then he would not have a laptop anymore smartchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>75440044
Nta but he's not gonna have a laptop anymore if he keeps using it like that either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>75440044
He doesn't need a laptop if he's using it as a "heater"

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ is my favorite autist

[Anonymous No.]

>huniepop 2 single pussy flash gets gb banned from playing again
>but every holo can show bunny pussy all over the place no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>75442010
The world is an unfair place

[Anonymous No.]

I miss him
Hope he's able to fight the insomnia and gets to finish Pacific Drive with a long stream tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>75442762
>Said he'll likely oversleep
Don't get your hopes up little koi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's considering Hatoful Boyfriend instead of giving in to Bunny Garden demands. Please voice the birds, dino. Would also love him to unlock the murder mystery ending but that'd probably take too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75444241
Doesn't he do long streams pretty often? He could get to the interesting part in a few streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>75444241
Does he know it's a bait and switch or is he just going in for haha bird game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75444241
Inb4 he sticks his weenie in Okosan like his senpais

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze should come back to his afternoon slot, this is too painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75445502
Yeah..

[Anonymous No.]

>>75445025
I feel like the masochist in him would be into Shuu

[Anonymous No.]

death

[Anonymous No.]

>>75445502
Eurobros ETERNALLY in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow is the ogey calibur tourney and /mans/ has a match >>75446095

[Anonymous No.]

>>75446627
Ganba Rapetare

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited to We were here with bettel and axel but I'd prefer if it was with bettel and shinri. I still wish they finished the second one

[Anonymous No.]

>>75444704
>>75444806
He brought up Horse Prince at the same time, so I doubt he knows about the bait and switch. Not sure if he'd go back it unless big Hatoful fans push him into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75446627
Oh I remember an anon asking for opinions on the design but never saw anything about it afterwards. Thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.]

yeah he came to FLEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>75448323
Dragon heat

[Anonymous No.]

Have any of the boys teased anything for the 2 year anniversary? I need to start planning to afford the fuckass shipping if it's merch I like

[Anonymous No.]

VG 3D announcement

[Anonymous No.]

>>75448914
I mean, they've been going to recording booths and that stuff since January (with Axel and Altare), they had to be recording stuff for the anniversary.
But as for teasing, no, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader love, excited for Hades later

[Anonymous No.]

>>75446842
Maybe we'll get lucky and Bettel will be surprisingly cracked at the game...only to reveal later that Shinri has been helping him the whole time. [SPOILER] /copium [/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75449977
JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>75449977

[Anonymous No.]

>>75446842
Maybe we'll get lucky and Bettel will be surprisingly cracked at the game...only to reveal later that Shinri has been helping him the whole time. [SPOILER]inb4 copium[/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75449977
jobber :3c

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75450134
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75450134 (ME)
Okay, I'm apparently still a retarded newfag. Is the spoiler tag lowercase now or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75450314
>Now
RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>75450314
just select whatever you wanna spoil and ctr+s it if youre on pc

[Anonymous No.]

>>75450434
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75449013
WHERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75451249
under

[Anonymous No.]

>>75451249
Right here *whips out shinri's dick*

[Anonymous No.]

Today is another surprise shitpost stream for Ruze and I'll get the archive working in case he decides to be a cheeky fuck and private it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75452063
>The Criminal's Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75452386
>Maid day
>Not Piccolo day
Cringè

[Anonymous No.]

>>75452792
Goku day

[Anonymous No.]

>>75452792
Dbz autism is here

[Anonymous No.]

>ruze got scouted, didnt even apply

Anyone else like this? Doesnt even have to be just the boys but my mind is kind of blown

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453179
His eyes look so ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453245
Only in the early days, both Holo and Stars had members being scouted for the first members.

[Anonymous No.]

Poose in boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453369
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453369
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453369
kek he looks like a blind person

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453245
I could swear this was posted before, and anons said that it was him doing kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453449
>He sees your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453538
It was made more obvious last night since he was talking to the other dude about their audition emails

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453449
Are Altare and Flayon the only ones with starry eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453538
It seems like just something he said in character, yeah. No offense to Ruze, but he really wasn't big or exceptional enough that I could imagine Cover going out of their way to recruit him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75433846
I love Ruze. He's my most favorite least favorite idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453935
scouts don't really have to be exceptional I imagine, they just have to have the potential to be that. And numbers don't seem to matter when it comes to new people joining

[Anonymous No.]

no hak today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454273
LAZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454342

[Anonymous No.]

>>75453935
>Voice, humor, and content that would fit the character to an absolute T
>Good worth ethic
I can believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454466
i want to lift hakka up by his banana-antenna hair and harapan him until he pisses himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454968
LEAVE HIM AND HIS SMALL BLADDER ALONE YOU FIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>75455133
He'd like it though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454951
Cover gets countless applications from guys like that all the time. Ruze is great, but if you compare him to someone who was scouted like Astel that has all those qualities AND an impressive level of skill in singing, dancing and gaming, I can't really see it.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81TTBiTW0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81TTBiTW0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81TTBiTW0o

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/N81TTBiTW0o?si=1FiVjkmM05HEq6AF

[Anonymous No.]

Leader cute

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know where I can watch Bettel's New Vegas Part 2 stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75457830
>>74545615
this one?
https://gofile.io/d/76PuMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>75457896
omg yes THANK YOU, can we kiss a little bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75456243
As far as I know, Aruran was also a scout, and he's just funny DJ man. I also don't know if there's that many people like Ruze looking to be an idol vtuber, of all things, they'd probably stick to the flesh
I'm not going to take it as absolute fact, but I simply don't find it unreasonable that one of the best hires in EN was scouted

[Anonymous No.]

>>75457649
this but ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458002
yeah, kiss this

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this making me nostalgic for Altare’s first streams playing Hades, where did the time go

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458134
Behind you.
Keep running before it catches up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458134
it went under there

[Anonymous No.]

>the greek goddess of flame is a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

8w8 i’m inside of ruze’s membership looking at his WHORE outfit 8w8

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458647
He really puts his 100% into handcams kek

[Anonymous No.]

I had to step back for a bit why is leader a witch now

[Anonymous No.]

>Leader with a witch hat
>No one posting a Reedamage pic for shitposts
*casts a curse on the cultare*

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458804
Im eating sowwy

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes have bones?

[Anonymous No.]

Leader called me hot, later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

they have Noita perms now, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75459900
oh, cool, I suggested it to him more than a year ago, I'm surprised they finally got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75459900
That game is crazy fun with twitch integration last time I watched it

[Anonymous No.]

did shinri slightly update his little about section on youtube or am i going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75460126
Not that I can see

[Anonymous No.]

Leader officially declared Hakka a woman

[Anonymous No.]

PILOT ON THE DRAGONBALL TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxTfJQwQro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxTfJQwQro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxTfJQwQro

[Anonymous No.]

>>75459900
Oh shit boy

[Anonymous No.]

I've only watched 1 episode of dragon ball when i was a kid , this is going to be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>75458023
recruiting someone with a lot of potential but no interest in applying is probably a good way to just skip all the talentless weirdos that Cover probably gets constantly too tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>75459900
I remember playing Noita when it first came out and I decided to go left instead of entering the dungeon, I then found a huge tree, climbed on it, and then when I tried going back to the right there were dozens of monsters coming to kill me and I don't think I've ever felt so scared.

[Anonymous No.]

He sounds so happy

[Anonymous No.]

hes already sperging out

[Anonymous No.]

>>75454951
>>75458023
Ruze is the best entertainer in En, but he has already talked about audition emails >>75453623

[Anonymous No.]

The english voice feels so wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>75461851
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75461851
Nah it's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>75461352
There are three (You)s in this post
I say audition emails as a broader topic, since the other dude talked about his went to spam, and Ruze talked about this https://youtu.be/Uq9LgzmfCAQ?t=3136

[Anonymous No.]

>Fishing with his tail
WTF he has no fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>75461851
GRANNY VOICE GOKU FUCKING SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

Bouncy 3Dtare makes me smile, he just goes :D

[Anonymous No.]

Majestic rod of fishing

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad he's having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>75462238
Huh I stand corrected, yeah he might've been scouted then

[Anonymous No.]

>>75463015
all those words went in one ear and out the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>75460619
I can only imagine how confused you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Witchtare, my beloved~

[Anonymous No.]

is this going to be a 15 minute oversleep or a couple of hours oversleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>75463647
Woosh, he now was stolen your balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>75463774
I'm going to assume it's at least an hour since he took the time to make a tweet about it and pinned a comment in chat

[Anonymous No.]

Unprofessional maid. My tea is cold. I will be complaining to the management of the Criminal's Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6zE1Uo0GI

[Anonymous No.]

>>75464333
Gibby classic

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze where

[Anonymous No.]

>>75464333
what, did he get embarrassed at how horny he got and took his vod down?

[Anonymous No.]

Leader turned into a monsterfucker...

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE ON THE MAID TELLY
https://youtu.be/c-Qg_ySbo2M
https://youtu.be/c-Qg_ySbo2M
https://youtu.be/c-Qg_ySbo2M

[Anonymous No.]

my boy is gaming~

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

bad machiroons being racist against piccolo

[Anonymous No.]

People are feeding leader's ego...dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

Why the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75465350
omurice is a maid cafe staple

[Anonymous No.]

>This is the real boyfriend experience
And I wouldn't have it any other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>75464333
whatever happened, it's up on ragtag

[Anonymous No.]

>>75465350
We must eat ALL the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>75465450
but that's a pot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75465350
to make omurice. what kind of maid can't make omurice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75465453
i need it...

[Anonymous No.]

my tsundere cat maid axeman cooking me omurice uwohh

[Anonymous No.]

>Can see his cat slippers
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

The way he says omurice is so american kek

[Anonymous No.]

Eating Ruze's eggs

[Anonymous No.]

Arizona tea is pretty goated

[Anonymous No.]

>pretending to not know what people mean when they ask him to hold eggs
>does the shinri method
liar

[Anonymous No.]

See, Shinri's hands are on the big size

[Anonymous No.]

He fucking punched it

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is what the people really want. Not some coomer garbage hentai game.

[Anonymous No.]

10 EGGS
couldn't get a screenshot of the 10 in time, here's before he added the last one

[Anonymous No.]

I've never understood the appeal of Arizona iced tea, it tastes like it's been watered down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466025
You can't make an omelet without punching a few eggs

[Anonymous No.]

his knuckles are so sexy i’m about to gum

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466024
Based, whoring out themselves on stream is better

[Anonymous No.]

DOXXED BY BUTTER

[Anonymous No.]

>there's shell in it
I want a refund

[Anonymous No.]

Ruzaders you guys can have that

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, only milk? No soisauce or even salt, no sugar either

[Anonymous No.]

Egg in a cold pan is going to stick like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466246
Thanks I will gladly eat the shitty Ruze omelette

[Anonymous No.]

It's because of your dick Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>"I shouldn't have trusted the British"

[Anonymous No.]

I have the same exact rice spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka
5 eggs
>Ruze
7 eggs
>Shinri
8 eggs

[Anonymous No.]

ruze...

[Anonymous No.]

milky unseasoned eggs with a teaspoon of cold fried rice in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

That looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466457
Shinri's

[Anonymous No.]

he put the rice on top of the omelette...

[Anonymous No.]

this was really not a good pan for it kek

[Anonymous No.]

Chu the frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466549
Because it's a fucking pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466457
>5 eggs
TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466616
It being a pot isn't the issue, it's because it's cast iron

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466457
Hakka-chan kawaii~

[Anonymous No.]

ketchup on eggs is fucking revolting. should have picked up sriracha

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna get into holostars and make a proper omurice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466549
he has probably never done the seasoning of the pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466616
>it's a fucking pot
bro has never seen a cast iron skillet before

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466041
wait this is perfect actually, they're even using the same strat
Shinri VS Ruze, 9 eggs edition

[Anonymous No.]

jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466789
the one near shinri's palm is cheating -1 (8 total)
ruze has 2 on top of other eggs -2 (7 total)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466789
One of the eggs on Shinri is on top of his wrist, not his hand

[Anonymous No.]

Altare the DILF lover strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466988
>>75466991
Shinri always claimed to being able to hold 8 eggs, the 9th is just a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75466988
>>75466991
yeah I know, he even said that 9th one didn't count. I just saw my screenshot of ruze holding 9 eggs and thought I'd compare it to Shinri's method since I'm bored

[Anonymous No.]

He's going to cook more eggs on top of the burned eggs...

[Anonymous No.]

Pokemon card opening stream tomorrow or on Saturday

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze is a fucking furry

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>>75467257
TToTT sadly mouthing at ruze’s floppy, moist, cold, undercooked omufuckedrice…

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My god

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what a mess

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>applied for racing game perms while in Japan
>doesn't even remember which ones
Leader-kun...

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>>75467380
Those are ears that he paid a good sum of money for or lovingly crafted himself, grim

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Mama..

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yeah?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1788750410532188288

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>>75467622
SHUT UP AND ANNOUNCE THE 3D

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>>75467622
VG 3D

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>>75467380
T8o8T

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>>75467612
prepare the soundpost

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>>75467760
kek I'm ready

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Not Bettels allowed

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nya

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That ocean of butter isn't going to stop the eggs from sticking. Cast iron is dogshit.

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the crust of first egg cooked three times over now and into the butter soup…

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>>75467622
*punch* *punch* *punch*

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mama on the driving telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BnCQrn33g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BnCQrn33g

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So who is taking this one?

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Ruze has such a way with words kek

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>3 ARS akas

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MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BnCQrn33g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BnCQrn33g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BnCQrn33g

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incredibly deep voice eepy mama asmr on one side, ruze screeching and throwing exploding butter soup on the other

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>>75468524
>Another one
Shameful behavior

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How is this big scary scratchy voiced man so damn CUTE
I FUCKING LOVE GAP MOE

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>>75464333
>even axel kept his vod
is he jobbing on purpose?

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>>75468524
>>75468687
Was curious enough. He is Argentinian, so not shamefur dispray, but his support is worth a bag of chips

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GUITAR MENSHI ON SATURDAY, WE ARE SO BACK

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HES GONE FOREVER WAAAAA

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rip flay

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So if he lives in a trailer... How does he have multiple rooms?

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>>75469028
Don't think he lives in a trailer anymore, just part of his heritage.

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>>75468981
>>75469006
Good. Stay in hell where you belong you little red faggot

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>"stand back everyone, Altare is about to slime"

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>Stay back everybody, Altare is about to slime

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>>75469028
Google "trailer park". Usually sites will have a permanent residence zone made up of shitty little paper-thin walled houses with a tiny scratch of fake grass for a yard, and the temporary half of the site will have bays for people to drive their actual caravan/trailer in and out to stay only for a few days.

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>>75469094
He's claimed he still lives in a "wagon park"
But mobile homes usually have rooms

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the butter is brown…

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>>75468524
>>75468919
first time they sent SCs to Ruze

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Shintare kya~

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>fried ruzaders taste like fried crab meat, not great
>but steamed? ruzaders are delicious steamed

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>>75469182
>>75469192
NOW SLIME

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>>75469117
He lived tehe pero~

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You're taller than Vegeta right?

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>>75469028
Anon, a trailer house is literally a house that can be transported. It's not something like Walter White's wagon, it's a legit poorfag house like picrel

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>>75469353
...no

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>>75469353
No
Neither are my parents

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>>75469340
*punts him*

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>>75469382
This makes me miss visiting my relatives in the south. They look so simple and comfy. Ahh good times.

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>>75469382
how the fuck does this stay on the bricks without toppling over? Ruze will be killed with the smallest gust of wind

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>>75469444
Careful anon you're going to make me horny

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KEK piccolo has no tact

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>>75469517
I feel ya, there's something endearing about smaller houses like that, but at the same time the lack of privacy and backyard kinda sucks.
I have one of those container houses set in a big area on the countryside so it's the best of the two worlds when I'm on paid leave or holidays

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All I see are arteries getting clogged.

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>chat do you think I'm a horse girl?
kek, best thing was the ESLs all confused about the question

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Shinri puked up the curry...

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I just realized from his curtsy line that there’s a non-zero chance he was inspired by Jowol

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>>75469327
ruzaders come here real quick..

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>>75470116
ended up puking because of it, then later that day tweeted about a spicy food + period pain sim stream

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>>75470296
Mama loves pain.

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>>75470206
I've been thinking about that too

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>Ripped the bowl apart

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I wonder what Ruze's Japanese fans think about this stream, this is wild

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t-thanks

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>if you see it it drives you wild
Ruze you drive me wild regardless

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>>75470296
Made for ryona

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>>75469382
mumkey jones collab when? axel and hakka would fit right in.

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>>75470389
There was at least one watching and they seemed to be enjoying it

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>>75470388
They look to be made from bambu or banana leafs

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SHOWING PUSSY ON STREAM AGAIN
FILTHY MAID!!!!!!!!!!!

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KOT

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RUZE MAID PUSSY UWOOOOHHH

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>"Some people have like...horrifically bad self-preservation skills...and I don't know why that is"
Says the man who wants to fuck ghosts and date Regis Altare

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KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSwTJHrOvw

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>>75470624
kek, i love him

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>Flay got Ruze's valentine's card
Cute

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>>75464333
Huh... that's weird. I watched it and I don't think he did anything that bad (and definitely nothing worse than hakka staring at kana's boobs and saying "our children are going to have to share" kek)

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>>75470624
KINO

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>>75470785
I think he gave them to all the boys, I know Shinri opened his in a hotel lobby and spilled glitter everywhere I might be remembering the story wrong

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>>75470920
Hakka can say that because he is a woman

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>>75470920
And Axel commenting on the panties every time he saw them. Idk why GB gets his vods nuked all the time

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kek

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>>75470949
Shikamane put hers in her bag and the glitter got everywhere kek

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https://streamable.com/ltwwtk

I miss them.

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>Introduced to Code Gayass through the Mao episodes
Weird time to step in

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holofags don't look!

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Gohan is such a whiny little bitch

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>75471702
trying too hard

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>>75471919
I told you not to look!

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https://twitter.com/abusedmember/status/1788608744923988068

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>>75472209
kek

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kek

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that was an awful joke i laughed

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>>75471063
I think the same thing happened with p-poco mama.

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>>75470920
>>75464333
Ohhh wait I remember now that mid stream his obs crashed and he flashed something on screen trying to reset it (didn't get a good look at it though he didn't seem too worried) so maybe that was it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nkwRqVwZA

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FLAY KISSES

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The fuck did Banchou did in the stream yesterday? Vod got bonked
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1788780440494731405

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AXEL ON THE RAGE GAME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSwTJHrOvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSwTJHrOvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSwTJHrOvw

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TAVI ON YET ANOTHER FINAL FANTASY 7 TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdS5fizBS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdS5fizBS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdS5fizBS4