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NERISSA WILL NEVER BE A HOLOTORI
>>54550362>a streamer who can wake up before late noonIt's over...
>>54550558I mean, those autists don't actually mind it though. Ame in particular openly despises collabs.The main thing that mindbroke Kiara was the open VC minecraft bullshit that was always happening when she was sleeping, and the few times she tried a somewhat late time (for her) nobody joined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j12kPNQjo6Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j12kPNQjo6Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j12kPNQjo6UWatch Korone she's live playing Mickey. 2 hours before singing
wawa
SHIORI~N
see you guys in 2 hours
>>54550840bad RoM
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/14688/POP+UP+PARADE+Watson+Amelia.htmlhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-157836
>>54550713>>54550704Retards it markets them more also you open them both joy poorfag with one monitor
>>54550856STOP THIS SHIT
>>54549845Can I ask why do you fags want Nina SO FUCKING BADLY? opinions on her were either "meh" or "she's shit" since debut, and she's not really the type of person fit for Holo Hag memes? she's not even really that oldIs it her model? it's nice I guess but it's fucking dead now, so that's irrelevant to the conversation Is her "mommy" personality? She's basically has some similarities to 2021 era Mori without any of the positive qualitiesDid those 2-3 collabs she did with Kiara really indoctrinate you guys into falling in love with her?Like I genuinely don't understand it, she was in Niji for like a year and half and her entire career she was considered rather unremarkable, what the fuck happened in the past month or so that tricked you guys into thinking she's a hot commodity?
My Ina!
>>54550362all the myth x council stuff was well outside of Kiara's range
>>54550844>that was always happening when she was sleepingchange your sleeping hoursits not hard
I love Ina!
>>54550830Lui will include her in the holotori cover and make things even more confusing, I believe in the hag.
BAU BAU!
>>54550830She just has to make Holotori Dark with the new ID 4 bird
>>54550706Can you? That sounds fucking amazing.
WAWA!
What group unit could Ame be apart of?
>>54550840
>>54550915big zam
>>54550915
>>54550865What happens in 2 hours?
>>54550851I will do so.
Has Subaru said anything about Advent yet?
>>54550840>Fauna staring at the titties on screen
>>54550818I love change lovely to "my talented senpai, Towa-sama!
>>54550856cuuuuute
>>54550894>ruin your sleep schedule and mental health because of a bunch of autistsnah
>>54550856kyuuuuuuuuute
>>54550879It would fuel shitposting for 1
Bros
>>54550941EN3
>>54550840>tags: public humiliation
To absolutely no ones surprise Kiara has been hard schlicking to Shiori. This may be even more dangerous than she was with Kronii
>>54550913COCO!
>>54550879Why are you crossposting to reply to shitposters
>>54550871>37 fucking dollars for a figuregoddamn, I don't even watch Ame that much but i'm tempted just by how much of a steal that is
>>54550938
Gura cute
>>54550879I bet some ex-nijis will definitely apply for EN4
>>54550429>>54550591I love her I love her I love her american LoTR fan in shambles / 10.Great stream, she just kept going and going and being cute as fuck and making my heart go doki doki and I literally laughed out loud when she started shitting on the wig quality of the play and some other shit that was funny but I can't immediately recall it.I like the cute orange woman a little bit, but I'm not crazy or anything.
How can anyone be excited of a rigging like this? Hololive is the BIGGEST vtuber company in the universe, yet cant afford a decent rigger?
>>54550879Imagine wasting time thinking and typing all this and looking for a migo image only to reply to a Nina poster
>>54550879kys crossposter
>>54550879kill yourself
Just a few more days and the better Kronii 2.0 will finally replace Kronii
>>54550840this makes my cock like diamonds.
gura liked this on twitter, she's probably still stalking EN3 without saying anything to them
>>54550966>change your sleep schedule because it's part of your fucking jobno, that's too difficult for kiara, she must stream when nobody else does
>>54550844>Ame in particular openly despises collabsName a single non open VC collab Ame refused to participate in.
>>54550856coco
>>54551018You don't know that, there could be alien vtubers out there
>>54550915AMT - Ame, Marine, Tsunomaki. All the shortstack sex goblins.
>>54551018
Cover should have debuted the twins as a single person. That way they could stream 12 hours a day every day by switching off streaming duties. Anyone who said it was actually identical twins playing one person would be dubbed the most insane schizo.
>>54551018I like the built-in ogey face
>>54550879I don't want her but she seemed pretty nice and the level of social openness without spergery was a breath of fresh airShe's still a cocklusting whore though so I'd never want her in Hololive
>>54550879If Nerissa is supposed to be the singer of Advent then there's zero chance it's Nina; simple as.
>>54550830She an intern and with all internship you have a chance to go full hire at some point
>>54551010>Zaion and NinaGood luck lmao
So, Nerissa is the best Advent, now confirmed.
i'm looking forward to open VC MC arc again in 1 monthor maybe even earlier if there are collab ban evaders like what council did
>>54550879She's obviously not in but she is sweet, and dam near the only other person to actually initiate collabs with Kiara
>>54550915Big ZAM
>>54551031Think you got your shitpost reaction images mixed up there, friend
>>54551018Please understand, they lost the best rigger in the business
>>54551058hnggggggggg
>>54551018Its a feature!
>>54551037>without saying anything to themretard
>>54550856cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>54550894>Kiara should stay up until 5AM because other people don't feel like working at 2PMI feel like this is sort of unreasonable
>>54550879So they can shitpost about Nijisanji losing an EN to Hololive, and so they can shitpost about EN getting a Homolover that whips her fans.
>>54550979....but the debuts are in 6 hours
>>54550840You could hear the lust in Reine’s voice when this happened
how we feeling today, fellow gemlins
>>54550894A big part of it is that she eventually did, but if I recall correctly, this was when she still had a lot more RL obligations to deal with, like doctors, physical therapy, and other arrangements/appointments that required her to be out and about at specific times of day.
>>54551090No one in council ban evaded.
Uh oh i wonder how that went
>>54551040Nigger she LITERALLY talked about how the "amount" of collabs was starting to annoy and exhaust her a few months ago
>>54550993Kiara's attraction to Kronii extends beyond just her design. So a lot will depend of Shiori's actual qualities
>>54551037Why do you fags just never watch streams everFucking retard
>>54550856cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>54551074I mean, Bae is supposed to be the embodiment of Chaos, yet she's the least chaotic Council member..
>>54551104She said herself that she greeted them and hasn't said much else.
>>54551018It looks kinda like mumei's rigging, where it gets weird at the edges of the range of movement, but usually fine head-on.
>>54551138where are my promised TOES
That bunny suit art ame liked. She's horny.https://files.catbox.moe/sqfknl.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/cqaie1.jpeg
>>54550955kek
>>54551018Shiogey
Holo Blonde when?
>>54550558Fauna is just a bitch is allLook how Ame, Ina, and Mori are towards new people, they always try and be inclusive, so the problem is on Fauna's end only
>>54550856kyuuuuuuuuuut
>>54551060>Anyone who said it was actually identical twins playing one person would be dubbed the most insane schizo.i'd like to be called the ventriloquist schizo, tyvm
>>54551174Ahhhhh
>>54551113>I feel like this is sort of unreasonableIt's not, it's 9 against 1
>>54551135when in the GODDAMN FUCK are we getting a KIRA stream againit hurts
>>54551091Cringe
how does Gura function in society? so far it sounds like she has crippling social anxiety
Japanese Minnie sounds cuter than English Minnie
>>54551187>>54551194kiss
>>54551149can you really call ayame "rare" these days? even gura and anya have met her.
>>54551187God that moment Fauna pulls down her top is so fucking hot
Is it Mori time?
Cukub
>>54551100Choco is a good whore too bad she'd be a terrible wife
>>54551195>https://files.catbox.moe/cqaie1.jpegwhere the fuck is Detective Conan when you need him
>>54551195Such a nice contrast between skin colours
>>54551113mooms and kronii were caught having sex by haachama at 4am PSTif they can do it, kiara can manage
hey man
>>54551146Her sleeping schedule is actually pretty late, she usually goes to bed at like 4 AM unless the schedule reset due to jetlag or shit like that.The thing is that no matter how late she goes to bed she fucking REFUSES to stream late. She has some brainworms where she needs hours and hours of post-stream "unwinding" or else she can't sleep or some shit (or so she thinks)
>>54551149Ayame groped her ass
>>54551138pebbles sound like a cuter fanbase name tho
>>54551154Timestamp? She did a collab with Gura a day ago, by the way.
>>54551018>>54551054am i missing something? she doesn't even have maskface
Will Advent be as afraid of Myth as Council was though?
>>54551187>>54551194This shit look like a porn mmd
>>54551058>Reine mimicking Kronii’s movementsThey need to fuck again
Lapsama my friend
>>54551212this is Ame's latest liked tweet
>>54551267
>>54551100>Choco is about to leglock Kronii's throathot
shoutout to Ollie in chat too despite having a hectic night
>>54551183
>>54551321Watch streams you retarded brownskin
>Kiara mentioned the balance of ID/EN/JP Tori members was off. 140CM GREEN PARROT ID4 MEMBER LETS GO! NEED BALANCE!
>>54551255soon
>>54551159When someone paywalls their opinion, their expectations about how it will be semi-public shouldn't be too optimistic.
>>54551320i dont know what that first anon was complaining about
>>54551366gross
>>54551149why not watch the clip to find out instead of taking a screenshot of the thumbnail to shitpost
>>54551226It's not like Kiara knew going in that the branch was actually HoloNA and they were just lying about aiming for a global audience, a reasonable person would expect that by the time they'd hired another 11 members at least one of them would stream in a different time zone
>>54551300She doesn’t want to stream late because by midnight her time she’s already streamed like 7-8 hours and wants to decompress. Atleast Kiara watches Hololive streams in bed.
>>54551334porn mmds look better even
>>54551194>Fauna's legAIYEEE
>>54551377Waaaaaaaawaaaaaaaa
>>54551334you're right moom, I busted nuts to it already
>>54551274Ames just subtly letting her preferences be known
FAUNA SEX
>>54551267No need for Detective Conan, I know who that guy is.
>>54551375the new ID bird will be a Garuda
>>54551322Advent has had time to see how fucking dorky Council and Myth both have been
>>54551334you're just jealous you weren't there, munei
>>54551095Funny thing about the rigger is that she probably thought that she was rigging a model for some ID tier side branch member, and it wouldn't really matter all that much if she put the minimal work in and got a quick buck out of it as a result.
>>54551396well it became clear pretty quickly and she didnt want to adjust
>>54551334Of course Mumei thinks that after seeing them naked for real
>>54551346>>54551273>>54551212so do they hate each other or what?
>>54551194AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54551150>No one in council ban evaded.Literally NO BODY in Council obeyed the one month collab ban ruleQuite literally all of them circumvented it by coincidentally same at the same time as one of their senpai, using the chat and having unofficial "coallbs"
>>54551104>>54551159You have a fetish for being made fun of?
>22k fucking TNTJesaaaas
Coincidence? Yes I know sea slug in Japanese is Umi Ushi.
>>54551054Her tits are pretty stiffThen again it is a leather corset
>>54551300Anonchama the thing is her sleep scedule changes heavily, but in the Council debut era she absolutely had things she needed to be awake for irl at normal times. This was also before she started to take Melatonin to reduce sleep induction.
>>54551274>Such a nice contrast between skin coloursblacked...
Something doesn't seems right here
>>54551274sapling...
Shori is fucked tonight
>>54551366cute
>>54551450Eventually it worked out so all this pointless arguing is moot. She said it herself that now she's close with Council.
>>54551471retard
>>54551209soon™
>>54551375>Kiara mentioned the balance of ID/EN/JP Tori members was off.Should've brainwashed Kaela into accepting that she's a penguin
>>54551187Okay but it's impossible for Kronii to be wearing her swimsuit under her regular outfit.She had to be naked in that lobby.
>>54551523not now selenfag
>>54551187>>54551194this is too lewd to be official content
>>54551150Mumei did, but that was more on Gura than on her.
>>54551174shiori and fauna should kiss
>Kronii's model is so much taller than her that her knee goes through her chest when she squats down
>>54551510honestly kinda hilarious t have a Noel -> Fauna - > Ollie chain going into Morisoul singers into the soul collector
>>54551450She had irl obligations at the time retard.
>>54551334Your just mad you weren’t in it owl whore
>>54551534>Eventually it worked outNo it didn't, she's still isolated, she has no collab groups, she almost seems hostile towards Council
>threadreaders arguing with threadreader about Kiara's timezone issues again
Kaela should coat the entire ground around holotown with tnt then light it up
>>54551510IRyS gets shafted again...
>>54551545It legit doesn't fit her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZR9jVP6twhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZR9jVP6twhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZR9jVP6tw???????????????????????
>>54551510Where is Lamy?
>>54551540I'll take that as a yes. Careful not to cum too hard
>>54551544Wtf is wrong with thst Flare?
>>54551530Shiori is a cute and soft girl!
>>54551580It's the botched proportions, not her height.
>>54551601>she almost seems hostile towards CouncilChill with your schizophrenia
>>54551626What if Marine did a stream with the realistic marine model
>>54551601
>>54551612Kaela should blow up the EN server, no one will mind
>>54551644that seems reasonable, yeah
>>54551663horrifying but id watch
>>54551635Shiorin is cute. Cute!
>>54551545kaela don't want itain't happenin
>>54551611Why doesn't Kiara just make up with her time zone by having sex with it?
>>54550915Miko's blonde harem>Includes Haachama and Mel at a minimumActual human Holos>Subaru, Noel, Sora, Miko againBL book club>Marine, IRyS, FBK, A-chanMedical Malpractice>Choco, Koyori, Ollie?Rough and Rumble: Fighting Holoteam>Korone, Noel, Reine, any Holo that likes to fight (Botan as coach)The Truthers>Ame, Mumei, Suisei, Chloe, MioApex group or something I guess>the usual suspects
>>54551651she's gone off on some Myth vs Council tangent several times
>>54551334I'd probably be impressed if it was just a fanmade porn mmd. Right now it feels like my boss put on his homemade sex tape during the company annual dinner.
>>54551344What was your friend's favorite cellphone game growing up?fLappy Bird.
>>54551663I wish.
>>54551663She'd 100% try that for fun if she could at some point
>>54551601>she almost seems hostile towards CouncilYea Kiara hates Council so much that she made an entire group collab series with 2 of them, invited 1 into her literal unit she created, and wants to fuck 1 of them IRL unironically
>>54551663I would honestly cumIt's a strangely sexy model
>>54551700Is this what the voices told you eggchama?
>>54551601>>54551700damn. didn't have to reveal his hand that quickly but he did it anyway, the mad man.
What game is the Disney game copying? Hollow Knight?
>>54551700Time stamp?
>Gura>Mori>Ollie>IRyS>Iroha>Nene>Sora>AZKi>Watame>Botan>Mio>Aqua>Korone
The way Marine puts it makes it seem like this Iwara Shit was a one time thing, so I don't mind too muchIt'll only grind my gears if one of the girls involved in the song complains about the MV
>>54551611I love the hide button>inb4 only pussies hide Jokoes on you, I've already hidden the replies to this post too
korone just had the weirdest laugh now
>>54551753Mario
EU just issued a statement in which they said that if EN3 doesn't have an EU member in it, EU will seize all Cover Corp assets in member countries and will ban all Cover Corp activities in EU.
Remember when Atahuta sc'd Ame?
>>54551530ryonafags get the rope
>>54551726hahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahhhhahahahahhahahahaaahaahahhahahahhhhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
>>54551746nice bush
>>54551740>wants to fuck 1 of them
>>54551695That's why she should've brainwashed her
>>54551682That sounds retarded.
>>54551553Where did the whole selenfag thing come from? I thought it was just a weirdo sapling that was really into blacked.
>>54551635I prefer Shiihs
>>54551755GMOI IN SAW B MAK?
>>54551800not now selenfag
>>54550879most people are just shitposting, either to get a rise out of nijiniggers about "poaching" another one of theirs' ala Luna, or getting a rise about easily baited retards like (you) who bite and write essays in response.
>>54551755why are you listing my wives?
>>54551807Indonesian is so weird!
>>54551782No that's the shibarifags idiot
>>54551790yeah she wants to fuck all of them
>>54551510Mio wrong hour
>>54551790>1
>>54551543Wao
>>54551778No. Post it.
Which Advent member do you have the most images of on your device?
>>54551832KEK good one
>>54551769I'm going to fucking scream.
TWINS WILL BE RAPED BY A HARPY WOMAN ENDLESSLY NEVER ENDING SEEEEEEEEEEXXX CONFIRMED >for those that dont know:lui has a rather... interesting obsession with twins. how obsessed is she? she managed to spend part of her debut talking about the Leveilleur twins from FFXIVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFlKGfTfz50&t=1s
>>54551701>the truthersThe fuck is this unit suppose to represent?
>>54551368I know what she said, you're full of shit. Feel free to prove me wrong though.
>>54551862Oshiriori
>>54551862
https://twitter.com/KOKUYOU_LIRA/status/1685249128455168000Fauna's sister really likes her
We should rewatch the Council debuts and Swapril Fools before Shiori's debut starts.
>>54551862Shiori because she gets the most art
>>54551534Sure, she can get collabs if she organises them, but it's the stuff like open VC / impromptu collabs or running into people on Minecraft that I'm annoyed about her missing out on, they're a big part of what makes hololive funAlso I now feel the need to clarify that I'm not this retard >>54551601 and I do appreciate that Fauna and Mumei were willing to talk about makeup with her
Reconfirmed that management actually is working close with Holotori on future official stuff. Feels good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4&ab_channel=ShioriNovellaCh.hololive-ENChats open, shiori commented
>>54551893They should have sex
>>54551790She came live on twitter about Bae's thighs and hips
>>54551701>The Truthers>no Pekora
>>54551862Shiori because she makes my pp hard even in none erotic scenarios
>>54551886Paranoia, mostly.
>>54551874Whats wrong lamydachitomocrew
>>54551908Typical
>>54551908This damn brat...
>>54551862https://litter.catbox.moe/opr88z.png i dont sort it
>>54551817Can you just answer the question. I spend more time watching streams than I do browsing this board. I don't know every resident on the board anon.
>>54551945Fauna...
>>54551003It's just a popup parade, they aren't amazing quality.
>>54551911Mumei WILL become an experienced idol!
>>54551880Did you not watch the art where she says not to sexualise them? She wants to observe their preciousness from afar. Coming between twins is a sin from her perspective.
>>54551906Well hopefully there's at least one EN3 member active in her timezone. Maybe it's already Nerissa for her
>Ela plans to complete KNB in 10 daysI don't believe it
>>54551908>no greensit's over
>>54551938>>54551945FAUNA HAS A PP
>>54551800>>54551980The incredibly obvious and retarded falseflagger IS the one who posts on /trash/, he even uses the same images
>>54551935
>>54551862I'm already close to having 100 Shiorins. Second closest are the twins at like 20.
>>54551769Well, get ready then because Towa HATES it for sure
>>54551960>>54551965>firstYep, anons are right, she is here
>>54551862Dogs cute
>>54551945SAPLINGBROS?
>>54551862I genuinely have no idea...t. got 23879 files in my Download folder
>>54551960>>54551965>capital letters with periods INSTANTLY DROPPED
>>54551894>We should rewatch the Council debuts and Swapril Fools before Shiori's debut starts.True!!Let's all watch this classic stream~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w
>>54552040retard
>>54552000Fauna's thick branch..
Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!If you're not watching livestreams, doing vod reps, otherwise supporting your oshi- or you can multitask, you're more than welcome to join as we once again play through some older cooperative fps maps.To join, first make sure you have both the game AND all the server assets for the /hlgg/ server. Links to which are in this post.>>54529522Once in game, open up console with `or ~ key and enter>connect sven.hololive.global.gripeThe password is:ILOVEAMELets listen to some karaoke relay as we shoot ayys and solve puzzles!
>>54551960>>54551965>Light theme>Dark themeTHEY ARE
>>54551953Lamy is too pretty. It's not fair Marine gets to touch her like that.
>>54552056Why does proper punctuation scare zoomzooms so much?
>>54552048boomer-san...
>Mori is capable of voice like this
>>54551894>Swapril FoolsI still rewatch the Sauna one occasionally because Sana aggressively eating potato chips as Fauna makes me lost my shit every time
https://youtu.be/nebLnoSRHwE?t=9970Kiara already sexually harassing the new temp...
>>54551988>Did you not watch the art where she says not to sexualise them? She wants to observe their preciousness from afar. Coming between twins is a sin from her perspectivedo you really beleeb?
>>54552028I feel like it's far from what Kronii would want, too
>>54551626???????????????????????
People in chat want to jizz on Shiori's eyeballs, cool. Sexual harrassment in the comments even before debut so cool. Just what we needed, a second Ina.
>>54551862>no nipples>no genitals>still deleted wtf
>>54551988I thought lui was supposed to be the normal one?
>>54551960>>54551965cutei like her already
>>54552135And she's the one she has been talking the most with. I hope they can become friends
>>54550830
>>54552134MoomRyS is kino too.
>>54552098cuuuuuuuute
Pretty amusing that:>Management agrees that add a new bird member to the official group every time would be silly.>Still insists on making more bird themed holo's regardless. Maybe just don't then management, so this isn't a question at all.
>debuts in the middle of a karaoke relayPorque?
>>54551906>I do appreciate that Fauna and Mumei were willing to talk about makeup with herit was ONE collabit's been two years
>>54552007What images do they use? Same filenames and stuff or is it just images they took from here and they post there?
>>54552028Thats what I assume but you never know, for her it was mostly lesbo ero bait
>>54550830What is this then? Wings ????
Post the karoke schedule
>>54551945FAUNER YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS IT'S A BRANCH STUCKED INY YOUR VAGINA
>>54552187They can't think of more animals
>>54552163Anon... Lui is an adorable and lovely woman, but there's absolutely nothing normal with her.God I love her so much.
>>54552068DELETE THIS
>>54552068YAMEROOOO
>>54552187The answer is extremely simple it's just that (you) dramatrannies desperately want to make this a whole dramafest from fucking nothing every single time
>>54551945no wonder fauna likes femboys so much... she is one...
>>54552099Yukimin are already treated too well, you fluffy fuckStop getting greedy
>>54552103it doesnt scare me its just cringe and professional and im not interested in talking professionally when im not working
>>54552235Quick, name an animal (one that isn't an insect because insects are icky and gross) that Hololive can use as inspiration for the next gen!
>>54552209Does this mean Ina should be in Holotori too?
>>54552260holy shit another dead soundposti really need to revamp my hlgg folder
>>54552187They're not going to stop commissioning bird-themed vtubers just because they don't want to add new members to the new unit.
>>54552291badger
>>54552288Baffling post.
>>54552291Make it a panda and make it as chinese as possibleIt's time to return to our roots friends
>>54552331works for me
>>54551908>Alexander Babski in chatStill can't believe management didn't mass ban him.
>>54552331It works on my machine anon, I think you're ok
>>54552291Uhhhhh fish, goat, bear, jackie chan FUCK
holobird is an english branch
>>54552346>>54552352badgermind...
>>54552068
>>54552135She might be a kfp and that's insane
>>54552108>>Mori is capable of voice like thisShe's used it on stream several times before, a couple times in different TTRPG sessions and she would off SCs in this voice back when she had her superchat roulette wheel thingI don't she does it very often cause it's murder on her throat She in fact basically spent like several minutes using this voice to RP /ss/ with Kronii, but the homos were also there so people pretend like it didn't happen
>>54552187She should have been just a demon, not a bird-demon hybrid
>>54552291Skinny Pig
>>54552187Management should add another detective like Poirot so they can make a Milky Holmes group
>>54551988sluttiest line in the book
>>54552108I know, she's got some variety.
>>54552263Retardchama, I haven't been baiting at all, it was just an interesting observation.
>>54552291LobsterPalm treeGoatRedwood ElephantCapybaraRhinoQuailSnakeGoat
>>54552331Is this one dead?
>>54552368he didn't do anything wrong
>>54552346>>54552352SUGOIIIII
I'll go make some coffie...
>>54551908
>>54552199Hey, Girl Stalk is theoretically a series that will have future episodes the next time Kiara can convince people to wake up before 4PM
>>54552346>>54552352MUSHROOM
>>54552346>>54552352wtf?
>>54550830She'll just be the Black Ranger
>>54552427WTF IS THIS REAL?but yeah, i wonder what the issue is if it's on my end
>>54552288Decline of Western Civilization: The Post
>>54552291Snake, no Kronii does not count. Kronii is the laziest snake-themed girl ever. No tail or anything.
>>54551960>>54551965You can gleam a lot from someone who types like thisIt's cute
>>54550915Ame is in Holo blondes
>>54552343I mean....They did many, many generations without them and then suddenly decided that every new gen needed them, kind of strange....
>>54552068Die
>>54552352>>54552346mushroommushroom
>>54552104I always tell myself that I should sort my images at some point, so I sometimes end up doing this for like 15 minutes before instantly getting distracted or giving up.It happens at least once a week.
>>54552291insects are not gross fuck youi want a centipede
>>54552291I still need a quail loli for Holotori
>so-and-so is Kronii 2.0>so-and-so is Mori 2.0When are we going to get a Towa 2.0?
>>54552444She seems nice, I have a good feeling about her
>>54552426>animal>palm tree>redwood
>>54552346>>54552352MUSHROOMMUSHROOM
>>54552291bat, otter, antelope
>>54551746Objectively it's an attractive model, it just sticks out next to Holo models.
Is Mickey Mouse Irish?
>>54552485i type like that for 10 hours a day every day i have zero interest in doing it a minute more
>>54552444What a sweet girl
>>54552522Imagine the porn
Which Holo needs a child the most? Which one should be impregnated ASAP?
>>54552199Kiara did way more than one collab with Fauna and Mumeiit's not super frequent but it happens pretty oftenand we have plenty of indication she talks with Mooms offstream a lot
>>54552135*kiss kiss kiss bird noises kiss bird noises*so this is how holobirds actually communicate in their dms, nature is amazing
>>54552529Lapuchan...
>>54552154It's all just saying good luck?
>>54552450Well you don't have to wake anyone up just have the bird watch them when they sleep.
>>54551908>>54551960>>54551965>>54552444>Speaks with perfect capitalization and grammarOh yeah, I already like her.
>>54552135Why does Kiara get cute girl sexy time permissions?
>>54551582Eh, Ollie can be decent depending on song choice. There is no saving Noel and Fauna though, you HAVE to embrace the SOVL
>>54552270I thought that was a nipple for a sec...
>>54552288>>54552551Aww, is adulting too hard sweetie?
>>54552108
>>54552579i laughed
>>54552587
>>54552599wtf kronii is feminine now
>>54552068erase erase erase erase erase
>>54552288>Writing sentences properly is "cringe and professional"What the fuck does that even mean?This might be the dumbest thing I've read in a while.
>>54552409>Management makes a Holo based off of Sherlock Holmes's sidekick Watson >3 years later they still haven't made a Holo based on Sherlock Holmes, there's just a Watson by herself What DID management mean by this?
Nether oh nether I'm comin' for you
>>54552291Bees, spiders, things like that all work very well as anime girlsBut I want a horse girl, because Uma Musume made them work really well
i cringed so hard at the swimsuit mv that i decided to quit hololive foreverthis subculture lost its way
>>54552444This is my girl, she actually types everything out.
>>54552587>perfect capitalization and grammarIt's literally only 4 words.Is that a high bar here?????????
>>54552134>Hey here's a story about an Australian plant that's so painful it made a soldier eat his gun
>>54552646this post was written by 40 year old hands
>>54552286I will remain greedy until I get morning Lamy streams back. Which is never since it fucked up her voice.
>>54552635>2001fucking underage kids
holy shit meido going on red letter rampage in #
>>54552068Mumei killed 7 men trying to wipe this footage from the internet.
>>54551960>>54551965Can’t believe this boring and talentless hack got in with her only credential being one of the OG
>>54552669
Kiara and Laplus should do a stream where they make their respective interns do challenges against each other in the name of Holotori/HoloX honor. Punishment for the looser of course.
>>54552551nigga why are you working 10 hours a day nigga, move out of china already
>>54552646grammar dont be bussin frfr
>>54552635OK who let the Abos into the chat again?
>>54552680>Is that a high bar here
>>54551885>please spoonfeed meNah, stay coping.
>>54552680NTA but Gura's my oshi, this is nice.
>>54552700>underagecheck your math oji-san
who do you think their oshis will be?shiori will be a shion fangirl
>>54552700People born after Osama died can vote now.
>>54552635>posting your own commenr
>>54552648The estate of Arthur Conan Doyle is notoriously litigious despite Holmes being public domain.
>>54552686This is the ojisan thread.
>>54552746But it's like 2016 right now
>>54552669>I decided to quit Hololive forever>nothing of value was lost
>>54552686average age of /vt/ is 35. you'll be there in 5 years.
>>54552291hedgehog
>Alarm will go off in 5 hours 53 minutes
>>54552792People born in 2005 are 18 yo today
Plap is a filtered word, kek.
>>54552760i could never post something like that outside of here
>>54552669>Quit forever>Still here
https://twitter.com/underdatv/status/1685086900280025088/photo/1
>>54552809keep telling yourself that boomer
>>54552505I hate to point it out but Lui is the only member of holotori who even has any bird featuresKiara and Reine are birds in lore only and Subaru and Mumei aren't birds at all, they just have a silly voice and a feather stuck in their hair respectively
>Babski
>>54552599O-oh god
>>54552187the first is JP management, the second is EN managementit is kinda wierd EN had birds 3 gens in a row
>>54552648This art looks pornographic. Give me the rest of it.
>>54552835I hope Nerissa has a deep voice so she and Kronii can collab with Kiara and make her wet herself
>>54552686If you're 40 you grew up using instant messengers and you know that anyone who fully punctuates in short-form internet communication is a fucking cringelord
>>54552638>now
If it wasn't for Kiara karaoke I would have gone to sleep too before the debuts...
>>54552599she did her best!
>>54552757Where the hell do you live where people can vote at the age of 12? Fucking Narnia?
>>54552831kek
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1685350197944000512https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1685350197944000512https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1685350197944000512
>>54552413>>54552108Aren't these from her rm voice acting reel?
>>54552858not weird at all considering how much political power kiara must have within the org
Fuburger
>>54552846
>>54552846He has to be mentally unwell
>>54552889you forgot the period at the end of your sentence old man
>>54552599How is it fair Kronii gets massive milkers and a good ass?
>>54552893this MV could have been good if it was slightly classier like that webm and didn't have real people in it
>>54552931Based
>>54552587>perfect grammar>no comma after "thank you"
>>54552454>>54552466>>54552512>>54552532>>54552555>>54552578SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>54552893The entire MV should have been like this.
hey fuck off you zoomzoomsrespect your elders
>>54552942let he who has no mental illnesses cast the first stone
>>54552889Isn't Shiori all about books and /lit/ shit? It would be stupid if she typed like a zoomer.
>>54552931
my spaghetti tastes weird.my tomato sauce said it was best by 2019 but I figured since it was canned that it'd be ok still
>>54552346>>54552352MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
>>54552846Can somebody at Cover fucking blacklist that retard already
>>54552951you forgot to read my post
is anyone else constantly reasing this as Shiqri Nquella?
>>54552953might just because i think all nips look the same, but i swore some of the 3d girls look like JAVs i know
>>54552291>one that isn't an insectSpider
>>54552974you got me
>>54552842Kiara has her ear feathers not earrings and wings in two alt outfits, I guess.
>>54552846Mr. Jap TASUKETE
>>54552984actual /lit/izen’s get put in psyche wards by 22 years old max, they’ll have to give her lots of meds or tone it down
>>54552999ANON LOVE
IT'S HERIT'S PEKORA
>>54552931>>54552994Tell me, why does the friend like the burgs?
>>54552974Fuck that nigga
I already recognize the ex kronies in her chat good fucking luck shiori lmao
Kiwawa's back from London tangents>Kiara sits lady like hiding her crotch out of fear (joking), Kiara has many experiences sitting next to a guy manspreading>(Ollie in chat) BETTER YOU SIT ON ME>Seinfeld God complex moment https://youtu.be/nebLnoSRHwE?t=1561>LotR musical start https://youtu.be/nebLnoSRHwE?t=5662>Nerissa and EN3 https://youtu.be/nebLnoSRHwE?t=8892>Someone Kiara is most excited for but won't say who>Kiara and management were talking and Nerissa will be a temp Holotori intern (and working for Kiara for free)>Nerissa live dm and watching the stream, she is happy with the position and agrees being the intern>The Holotori idol unit is different from the group, maybe in the future Nerissa can join the idol unit but she's still a Holotori>Current Holotori already have activities and plans for future stuff so they can't immediately add a new bird with no 3D etc.>Forcing Nerissa to do free labor for Kiara in MC>EN3 designs are edgy and cool, Kiara is most excited for Shiori's design, she's so hot by default, so hot, love Kaya7hara sensei>More Kiara and Nerissa bonding, they will collab with Kiara's new outfit, more edgy designs>Not sure how collab bans will work, a change of management and internal changes so things are different nowadays >The twins idea is genius, always having someone to bounce off of with each other>Kiara talked to Nerissa the most and then the twins more recently, haven't gotten to talk to Bijou and Shiori much yet>Early regret in not getting to bond much with Council, wants to be more caught up with EN3 interactions, timezones pain>Relay karaoke and back to back zatsu streams for the following days, maybe Kiara will be awake for the debuts we'll see
>>54553046I thought her hair would be longer
>>54552846somebody at Cover needs to blacklist him from entering Hololive chat
>>54552952Reine is just next to her and she got both too
When does the summer relay starts?
>>54553008shaquille o'neal, when I was drunk.
>>54551149I gave the tako doggy some headpats
>>54551663Sam Winchester lookin' ass.
>>54552291Ocean Sunfish
>>545530997 hours ago
>>54552984now that shiori is in EN, is guenon posting on topic?
>>54552639Gura's tweets and typing style make me uncomfortable. It's like someone from 2004 is texting into Twitter and channel updates/pinned comments. You know how there's people being weirded out by Shiori's typing style? Well I'm the opposite, Gura's style feels more uncanny and creepy.But Gura also lacks brain cells, so I'm sure that's just normal for her. I like to imagine all of Gura's professional documents are also typed in the same style as her tweets and comments.
>>54552842Kiara has feathers coming from her head, those aren't earrings
>>54553073did she really use the word manspreading?
>>54553046Why do SEA adult males looks like underfed white teenage boys?
>>54553113Sam Winchester is hot Dean too.
>>54552599
>>54552831Anya..
>>54552999>An anonymous 4chan user ate spaghetti using expired sauce. This is what happened to his duodenum.
>>54553073Bijou speaks thai and for some reason that makes me think she's close to Kiara's timezone (maybe a brit?) and thats who shes excited about
>>54552893Is this how girls have sex
>>54552599shake that ass kronii
>>54552984Fauna Ame and Shiori should start a book club group
>>54553132no
>>54552635a teensy bit based
>>54552648>>54552878I SAID GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54553113At least her neck is still unnaturally long.
https://twitter.com/ramukukki/status/1685294342725074944
>>54552135I didn't even catch that kissy gay moment wtf, THEY ARE already?
I am the Koseki Bijou of this thread
>>54553073Thank you. If she's making Nerissa do grunt work does this mean we'll get more Wawa MC? What will she build? Stuff for the sniffers?
Well /vt/, does she wear panties or not? Does she have a crystal buttplug or not?
>>54552999Old canned food tastes weird, don't worry about it.
>>54553028>>54553131OK, so 2/5 still isn't really an excessive number of actual birdsBy the standards applied to holotori Kaela could have just as easily ended up in it if she didn't hate the penguin jokes
>>54553264I MUST MINE YOU
>>54553267Does anyone?
>>54553113I'd fuck it
>>54553073Excited for the future
>>54553267It's all rock down there
>>54553269t. Clostridium botulinum
>>54553267No. Yes.
>>54553267no and yes
>>54553269It doesn't taste bad, just not how I expected
>>54553113lmao. she does look like padalecki.
6 hours
>>54552736>s-s-she hates collabs! >last collab 1 day ago>COPEBrown, underage, or both?
Would you watch Shiori if she was a cunny?
>>54553116JAY THAT'S A TUNA BRO
>>54553267Pink and purple shimmering tiny peach fuss cunny
>>54553254Holy kek
>>54553239It is pornorgraphic and I translated it but I don't remember how to find it in the archive
>>54552599I need Kronii to sit on my face after working out and grind her asshole on my nose
>>54553129Like many things about Gura, it's probably something she started doing ironically and then she forgot how not to do it
who the fuck is bumping us into oblivion?
>>54552974I got a stone for him right here!Also what I have is not a mental illness, it's a feature.
>>54552082Saturday Sven Co-op is done for the day.Thank you to everyone who joined, it was fun playing through Absolute Redemption and Half-Quake 1!Sorry Half-Quake 2 was so nauseating, we'll skip the rest of it next time we pick up next weekend.Enjoy the karaoke relay, and enjoy tonight's debut streams!
>>54553345Where do you think we are?
>>54553337Why do they have to debut so early in the morning?
Orange woman can't look at Shiori without getting wet, that's why she didn't get to talk to her yet
What are you guys snacking on or drinking during the debuts?
>>54553073>maybe Kiara will be awake for the debuts we'll seestopped reading there
>>54553129She does it on purpose since it's what she likes, is used to doing and thinks is cuteProbably started cus >>54553379I'm sure her professional stuff has tons of grammatical mistakes though, typing like that for so long rots your brain I would know
HoloEN and this thread will change forever after tonight How are you feeling?
>>54553341>i s-s-swear i watch streams and know what you're talking about>only argument he has is MUH GURAME YESTERDAYHating collabs does not imply refusing collabs you disingenuous, lying shitstain. Oof looks like your retarded cope just completely shattered. What's the next damage control?
>>54553387Do you have the spinning Rashid SSRB saved by any chance? I need it for Jihadi shenanigans.
>>54553413We agreed to all have waffles
>>54553073>>Kiara and management were talking and Nerissa will be a temp Holotori intern (and working for Kiara for free)
>>54553267she wears crystal panties with an incorporated buttplug
>>54553387
>>54553391Thanks for hosting
>>54552878>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100161035I can't find the full image set But it's apart of short image set where she pretends to get hypnotized, gets cummed in, then call the protag retard for thinking hypnosis is real and that she just wanted to relieve some stress
>>54553072But did you spot that Babski faggot?
>>54553345No, i prefer women who looks like she could give birth to atleast 10 of my children
>>54553391thank you for hosting!
>>54553267she has a rock blender down there
>>54553448I got you, friend.
>>54552680It's unique and shows that she's probably well spoken. This doesn't really prove anything of that sort yet, it's just a cute detail that I personally really like. I don't know why it's weird to like that.
>>54553413Drinking some cold ice tea to keep me awake
>>54553448NTA but I have this.
>>54553413I made strawberry lemonade cookies and will probably drink it with water since I don't want to stay up too late.
>>54551138this truly is a gemerald day
>>54553498Fucking legend habibi. Mashallah.
>>54553509as opposed to hot ice tea?
>>54552695The struggles of the first world Yukimin
>>54550830>we grant you rank of Tori but are not a part of HoloTori
>>54550856>>54551044Cuuuuuuute
>>54553129Gura types like Discord groomerbait
Things are moving fast today eh?
>>54553254kek
>>54553072them checking out debuts isn't a problem, problem is if schizos decide to stick with her afterwards
>>54552626what happens if mori does that and kronii does the sexy voice to stream for now on
>>54553469Actually, in the original Japanese text she does get hypnotized and doesn't find out. I rewrote a bit it because I didn't like it
>>54553565that’s literally what she is bro
>>54553523Thank you too.
>>54553562A certain amount of sexual favors need to be performed first
>>54553565>Gura types like Gurayeah
Don't let the new debuts distract you from the fact that Marine did thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91I8Xf_5QAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91I8Xf_5QAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91I8Xf_5QAA
What is this style called?
>>54553498Look at him go!
>>54552397>She in fact basically spent like several minutes using this voice to RP /ss/ with KroniiI don't fucking care about the rest of the sentence link the STREAM
>Kiara already groomed the sexy one into being sex slaveWhy doesn't she leave some to us?
>>54553548Yes?
>>54553397Cover thinks holoEN’s audience resides only in the west coast of America
>>54553622Beltcore
>>54553622cute
>>54553391thanks
>>54553478Yeah he's there too.
>>54553413pretzels and a milk stout
>>54553551European specifically. Her lunch streams are too late for me and it fucking sucks.
>>54553642Which is stupid. It only exists in the EAST coast of America!
>>54553442I bet we’ll still have dead mondays with no one streaming by next week
>>54551091>she is sweetNina "men are so easy" Kosaka played you like a fiddle.
Since A-chan's more active, will she do more covers?https://youtu.be/yfEUPlRuPac
>>54553639You already have Ame, Goombus
>>54553345Shiori should have been cunny
So, Nerissa is still a young birdawan? Does that mean Anakiara Skynashi is going to kill her?
>>54553622Retarded
BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPoops
>>54553642>>54553707West Coast prime time is easy for cover because it's during JP business hours
Is Kiara sexy?
>>54553622Did Luna borrow Shuba's top?
>>54553446Being exhausted with the amount of collabs does not imply despising them either. And yet that's still not what she said verbatim. Moreover, she did much more than a single collab since that stream, brownie.
>>54552887I hope Nerissa has a high pitched voice so that it makes the contrasts better
>>54553597>I rewrote a bit it because I didn't like itWell I like your version betterHypnosis is kinda of a cringe fetish, and the idea that the female "victim" is just going along with it by pretending cause she wants to bust a nut is much hotter and funnier
>>54553622cold leg (singular)
>>54553622Forget landmine, these are straight up timebombs. Still would though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QtzHnTVBLQ
>>54553675How the fuck is he not banned across their MCN yet? They can do that if they want and he's been individually banned from almost every EN's chat
>>54553757Did they retrain their camera guys after connect the world feedback
alright I got like 3 monsters, buncha alcohol, some dark chocolate and that smart food popcorn. LETS FUCKING DO THIS
>>54553642It's true.EST sucks.Nobody in the world thinks "wow I sure would like to live in Virginia".
>>54553720i hope so, if she isnt too busy with other stuffshe actually has quite a nice voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZxHOpsCKPk
PEKO
Baeby
>>54553805lapRyStocrat...
if i reach 50k ccv during debut i will stick to my words and do JOI members only streams. Pic unrelated
>>54553622why didn't kanata get an outfit that shows her tummy
EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS EU BROS >>54552661
>>54553757FUCK YOU LAMY
>>54553757I will never forgive Lamy for this.
>>54553622SEX
>>54553850Shut up Moe
>>54553843>a dragoon
>>54553639Rissa seems more dorky than sexy but have to hear her voice
>>54553858What's the catalogfag/schizo cope going to be when it's NOT HER ?
>>54553720A-chan and Roboco seems to have a special relationship. A-chan also wrote the lyrics to Azaminahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7NuUAd7yg
>there is a "pretty" version of every holoDead or Alive mod when
>>54553850this will get replies despite the obvious bait
>>54553858I'm not going to pin my hopes on the words of some retard catalog roommate poster
>>54553850I believe it
if any of their debuts reach over 70k viewers then I'll shove my dildo up my ass
>>54553239Ok, here it ishttps://litter.catbox.moe/9z0mar.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/a2vv9d.png
>>54553914>Oh good, an unknown literal who
>>54553757Why is Lamy such a prude?
>>54553846No... urges of having sex with the rat get low
>>54553914they'll just spam "cope" themselves
no matter what happens during debuts i will swap between ITS HER and ITS NOT HER the entire time
>>54553391Thanks for hosting as always
>>54553914it's 99% her would shock me if she isn't
>>54553712The only fiddle I care about is if she plays with Kiara's fiddle
Based Kaela shilling the EN3 debutsBut now she's gone and life isn't worth living anymore
Elagone....now I
>>54553941you would do that anyway
>>54553413https://litter.catbox.moe/01veze.pngsomething like this more or less
>>54553941You were going to do that anyway
>>54553941Naughty
>>54553757Lamy should graduate
Elagone...
>>54553941Why wait, do it now and record it and post it in this thread
>>54553987PEMALOE LOVE
>>54553850How fucking retarded are people to believe that even in fantasy, the holos would do something like this?Even more, how shallow of a person is someone to even find something like that attractive?Why is it that you beg the girls to act like absolute sluts and to do dick-sucking ASMR while they pee and fart into the mic and talk about how sweaty their armpits are, yet when they hint at knowing what a penis is everybody freaks out and calls them a whore? Why can't you decide what you want?Do you want the girls to act like whores or not?
Man just returned from a stressful business trip. Some weird girl with a large forehead constantly stared at me and freaked me out. What did I miss?