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47246429 No.47246429 [Reply] [Original]

Ok then, just what is she working on that's preventing her from streaming?

>> No.47246521

her mental health

>> No.47246585

crippling alcoholism

>> No.47246633

Raising a child.

>> No.47246636

A Gura bait thread died for this...

>> No.47246648
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47246648

>>47246429
Preparing her presidential campaign and writing a history of the civil war from the point of america's aquatic life forms.

>> No.47246652

>>47246429
being lazy and not caring
t. chumbud who has 2 hand signed postcards and every piece of merch shes ever put out

>> No.47246655

Drug addiction

>> No.47246738

>>47246585
I read this so often but what makes anyone think that someone who was as young as Gura in her PL would be able to have an alcohol habit? In America the age is always 21, she never had a drinking problem, just lied and played a drunk jester for her retarded fans.

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>> No.47246795

>>47246648
PLEASE DELETE THIS. IT COULD HURT HEX!

>> No.47246821

>>47246738
>what makes anyone think
Anons like to exaggerate.

>> No.47246851

>>47246633
Our daughter is doing well, thank you.

>> No.47247046

>>47246738
>legal drinking age
Wow, that will totally stop millions of kids in America to not underage drink!

>> No.47247542

>>47246738
Everyone was under 21 in their PL. Even you.

>> No.47248191

>>47246429
Cock

>> No.47248573

>>47246429
She's not working on anything. She realized she doesn't have to do anything and she'll get paid money by faceless youtube accounts that will shout "I LOVE YOU GURA!!" and akasupa her every time she comes back to drop a crumb of a minecraft stream. I'm not saying she's smart, and I'm not saying that her attitude won't backfire, but would you put in the work if your paycheck was guaranteed whether you showed up or not? I wouldn't, I'd go do whatever I actually wanted to do

>> No.47248608

>>47248191
yeah mine

>> No.47248637

>>47248573
But what does she want to do?

>> No.47248736

>>47246521
>>47246585
probably this
t. mentally ill alcoholic who understands gura's avoidant behavior a little too well

>> No.47248883

>>47248637
curl up in a ball and stop existing, probably

>> No.47248916

>>47248637
Hasn't she already ticked everything off her list?
She got the orisong
The figure
The statue
The daki
The idol outfit on 3D stage

Maybe she's just hit anime idol mid-life and is having a crisis.

>> No.47249119

>>47246429
Probably existential crisis

>> No.47249148

>>47248637
I mean if I had to guess, like without just saying "not stream, that's for sure lol", I would say either playing games on her own, doing legitimately nothing, or doing something she could be embarrassed about, i.e. drinking alone instead of hitting that livestream button. Maybe she feels like she's dead-ended as a vtuber or entertainer, going through a "what's the point" phase where she'll wheel herself out for necessary appearances but otherwise keep to herself. I dunno, your guess is as good as mine

>> No.47249223

>>47246738
>just lied and played a drunk jester for her retarded fans
Not much of a lie when she literally said she was RPing and joking, but I guess she's just such a good actor people continue to believe that she was

>> No.47249331

Look sweaty, it's called quit quitting

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/02/how-quiet-quitting-became-the-next-phase-of-the-great-resignation.html

>> No.47249369

>>47249148
Could be anything from:
Being Lazy
Health problems
Existential crisis
Burned out
Alcohol
Busy irl with life
We will never know, but what I do know is she's not streaming and it all started from last yr when she had her bday.

Pretty weird situation since anyone would become stressed out from not doing anything from their own work.
Atleast ayame, shion, aqua still relatively stream and even joins some hologra and 3D lives of other Holomems.
Gura is just idle.

>> No.47249438

>>47249331
does this apply to them because this is like what the anons said before with ayame or shion.
They're still part of the comp.

>> No.47249559

>>47249438
Realistically speaking, every job is going to hit that point where people become more disengaged. I've been coasting at work for 5 out of 8 years now.

If I were Goora, I'd work harder only because this is a job she can only do for so long. But, Goora may not might thinking that far ahead or care.

>> No.47249607

>>47246429
since oshi no ko just aired, probably pregnant. or just gave birth to twins.

>> No.47250813

she just doesn't stream. it's not complicated.

>> No.47251487

>>47246429
We are still in japan. I'll let her stream soon so you can donate for our remaining time in Japan.

>> No.47251529

my fucking COCKKKKKK

>> No.47251573

PREGNANT

>> No.47251730

>>47246429
Her marriage life with me

>> No.47254886

>>47246429
catching up on her netflix queue

>> No.47255077

>>47246738
Stupid newfag

>> No.47255092

>>47246429
Staying cute. That's all she needs to do.

>> No.47259982

>>47246429
zoomer laziness.

>> No.47260288

Aww man, I heard she got like this... really bad sunburn? She can barely move. Well it didn't get her bad enough that she couldn't stream, because she mentioned it in a member stream. But- but that just proves how much she loves her members right? Wow, yknow what, for going through all that and showing how much she loves her members, she should take another 2 weeks off. Weeks? I mean months. You can't be too sure with those sunburns. Especially the REALLY BAD ones, like she said she has. We don't want her to overwork herself after all. She should make sure it gets treated too, so nobody should stop their memberships

>> No.47260328

>>47246633
Yeah, mine

>> No.47260444

>>47246738
ever heard of underage drinking retard? most kids in the U.S start drinking by early highschool, around age 13-14

>> No.47261257

>>47246429
Inflatable model upgrade so she can finally become a cuddly water balloon.

>> No.47261498

>>47246633
yeah me

>> No.47261990

>>47246429
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1646548292090707968
Garlic bread.

>> No.47262022

>>47261990
gawrlic bread

>> No.47262087

>>47246429
Finalizing her contract negotiations to join VShojo

>> No.47262164

>>47246652
Anon i hope you gave those postcards a good whiff

>> No.47262202

>>47262022
There's your stream for the week, she gathered all her strength and wrote a tweet.

>> No.47262269

>>47260444
Coincidentally its when most kids in America start having sex, regardless of what people tell you.

>> No.47264858
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>>47246429
Another pregnancy

>> No.47265209

>>47262269
How many kids does she have now?

>> No.47265436

>>47262269
How many have you had it with?

>> No.47265471

>>47246429
Lamaze classes

>> No.47265586

>>47246429
She went on a tour of the Disney vault and got locked inside

>> No.47265910

>>47265586
You've heard of the Disney Vault.
We all have. The legend. The curses.
Some foolishness about it containing Walt Disney's head.
A vault of movies, beneath a smoke-filled sky.
A non-descript storage building, sitting there, luring retards to their doom. An illusion.
A promise that you can rewatch the classics, again and again.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part.
It's letting go.

>> No.47267060

>>47246429
Sunburn hort skin.

>> No.47267173

>>47246429
she's pregnant.

>> No.47267961

>>47246521
This and the internet is still fucked up

>> No.47268095

>>47246738
>>47249223
https://youtu.be/34OZVW5xCz0
you can hear her drinking straight from the bottle, multiple instances of this

>> No.47268420
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>>47268095
My alcoholic oshi....

>> No.47268465

Gura has leukemia
Shes in agony every day
She cant bear to tell people and Cover is afraid for people to find out

>> No.47268688

>>47268095
Holy kek is she chugging straight spirits just to get herself on stream?

>> No.47268746

>>47246429
my cock

By the time she’s done milking my day’s loads and taking care of our kids (I refuse to lift a finger) it’s already midnight and I want some human mattress sex for a good night’s sleep.

>> No.47268777

>>47246633
*children, plural
*daughters really
*oyakodon sex pigs really
All mine ofc

>> No.47268899

Clearly her ballistic missile submarine has been redeployed to the Black Sea again.

>> No.47269341

>>47268688
Common pre-performance ritual. I’ve heard suspiciously similar audio in other streams’ waiting room, she does do the whole “uh oh mic on teehee” thing a lot. I wonder if it’s a cry for help, not an easy thing to play off, especially multiple times. Pretty dark desu, I’ve been around a lot of alcoholics and they all think they can get away with more than they do

>> No.47269445

>>47268777
It's time to lay off the porn.

>> No.47269489

>>47246429
I wonder if she's been communicating with the rest of HoloEN at all since her more recent spat of disappearances? Like if Calli, Kiara, or Ame have tried to coax Gura into action (or even spoken to her about her potential alcoholism issues, though that's a much more difficult subject to broach) or if she's completely shut all of them out?

>> No.47269581

>>47269489
I think the real offcollab rrat is that gura relapsed

>> No.47269765

>>47248916
>But what does she want to do?
>listing off all this vtuber bullshit

she never cared about or wanted any of that shit. she burned out on vtubing 6 months in, all of these milestones are worthless to her. she just wants to travel and fuck exotic cocks or sit around doing fuck all.

>> No.47269905

>>47269581
It sounds like it, based on >>47268095
I don't know if Gura ever settled her alcohol problems before, though she definitely seemed like an alcoholic years back; not sure how often it came up on stream.

>> No.47270133

>>47268095
If chumbies were my audience I'd have to get shitfaced just to stream to them, too. I'd probably have to be constantly in a low state of buzz to cope with the fact that the kind of people who find me entertaining are basically human failures.

>> No.47270261

>>47246429
Tum-tum horting

>> No.47270893

>>47269905
Probably would feel like she has no one to talk to either, especially if she was peer pressured at that party. Hard to look your supposed peers the same way knowing they ignorantly encouraged you to fall back into hell. Management would just cut her loose or put her on ice, which may be already happening. Poor bastard

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>>47246429
She's been using the "busy with projects" excuse for over a year and still has nothing to show for it. She's just lying

>> No.47271499

why is gura alcoholic
what is she so sad about

>> No.47272053

>>47271499
she's sad that her fans will grow up and stop watching cartoons on their mom's ipad.

>> No.47272322

>>47248916
>>47249148
Or maybe she's gee I dunno...fucking people like no tomorrow like a lot of girls do?

>> No.47272346

There was a snot stream where Mumei asked Gura if she drinks Vodka or Whisky something and she avoided the question. She really is alcoholic.

>> No.47272386

>>47246429
She touches grass with her boyfriend. She's very outdoorsy.

>> No.47272407

>>47246429
I wish you had something to work so it prevents you to spamming shit in the catalog

>> No.47272477

>>47272407
I wish gura had something stream to work. No winners here

>> No.47272482

>>47272346
You don't need rrats and dodging questions to know that Gura is an alcoholic, anon

>> No.47272576

>>47265436
Never had kids. My cousin always made me wear protection.

>> No.47272604

>>47272477
nice engrish

>> No.47272953

>>47272604
Just had to copy whichever ESL retard made the original post I was replying to. Thank you for noticing though.

>> No.47273549

Gura can only stream when no other holos are streaming at her usual stream time.

>> No.47273998

>>47273549
Proof?

>> No.47274050

>>47273998
she's a brat

>> No.47275190

>>47271499
It's probably just an addiction; might not have anything to do with being sad. She's been an alcoholic for more than three years.

>> No.47275455

She still puts out content more frequently than JonTron...

>> No.47280676

>>47246429
having sex

>> No.47282654
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47282654

>>47280676
Yeah, with me

>> No.47283700

her problem is communication, really.
all she needs to do is come up with a lie
and tell her manager to tweet it every now and then.
but best she can do is garlic bread.

>> No.47283882

It's adorable how this board is so obsessed with one chuuba.

>> No.47283942

boyfriend

>> No.47283993

>>47246633
ok vesper

>> No.47284016

>>47283942
Totally me

>> No.47284229

>>47283882
wow people obsessed with the most famous figure in the industry, how weird

>> No.47284338

>most famous & most successful
>doesn't stream
what's her problem?

>> No.47284694

>>47246429
Making a baby

>> No.47284709

>>47284229
There's a distinction between being concerned and her living completely rent free inside a shitposter's head.

>> No.47285831

>>47270133
makes sense. but part of the reason chumbuds are such lowlifes is that any semi-normal chumbud disappeared last year when the perpetual hiatuses began. now all that is left are pathetic failures.

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