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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8qCHtcaXDA

>> No.46630013

>>46629960
Does she have cancer or is it a lie?

>> No.46630520

>>46630013
I'm pretty sure she just wants to buy a new vtuber model or two.

>> No.46630673

Is she selling braps today?

>> No.46630674

>>46630013
You know the proverb older than time?
"When in doubt, don't believe a woman"

>> No.46631088

just the other day she had the "last stream ever" because she was dying and had to sell the equipment to pay for medical bills, right?

what the fuck is wrong with this woman

>> No.46631296

Video anon here, sent a tip if you're feeling up to it today

>> No.46631488

>>46630013
She's a known compulsive liar, I won't believe anything coming out of her mouth. but at least we got some nudes out of it.

>> No.46631665

>>46631488
Fell off of her for a bit. Anyone been sharing the stuff they got from her or?

>> No.46631715

>>46629960
So the thousands of dollars she got from the government ran out and now she’s trying to scam more money so she can buy even more models she’ll never use?

>> No.46631806

I'm pretty sure I live near this woman which is pretty funny to think about.

>> No.46632143

>>46631806
she's looking for a husband, you can be the one to save her.

>> No.46632270

>>46632143
I'm think I'm good!

>> No.46632319

>>46629960
I tried to give a crap about this girl but there are too many inconsistencies. Sorry I'm out.

>> No.46632816

I didn't catch it live, no
I would have paid for it too

>> No.46632827

>>46631488
>but at least we got some nudes out of it.
link?

>> No.46633009

Just sent one

>> No.46633616

How’s our communal wife doing?

>> No.46633832

Sup mel, are you here? What kind of surgery?

>> No.46633909

>>46633832
Breast reduction

>> No.46633971

>>46633832
She want to silicone up her mouth.

>> No.46633993

>>46633909
What breast?

>> No.46634016

Gonna need more shitting and vomiting today or the day just won't be complete

>> No.46634043

>>46631088
Probably BPD with a side order of NPD nad compulsive lying. Between this, Miori Celesta, Fauna, Koopa, i'm thinking green hair women are the most fucked in the head of all vtubers. Pink hair women can be stupid and assholes and self sabotage but they're not nearly as crazy.

>> No.46634044

>>46630013
She's constantly lying

>> No.46634060

>im a B cup now
Need proof post tits

>> No.46634127

>>46634043
>miori
>green hair
What

>> No.46634182

>>46634060
I got her pic, can confirm they look bigger than her older pics

>> No.46634219

>>46634127
I meant green woman/pink woman

>> No.46634241

>>46634060
Yeah she got a little bit chonky from all the scammed money

>> No.46634291

whore

>> No.46634373

Why not sell your cancer? You will no longer have cancer and get money. Silly women, never use their silly women brain

>> No.46634512

Finally, Mel gone. God i love her so fucking much i hope she will keep streaming forever

>> No.46635449

>>46634043
>Miori Celesta
what did she do?

>> No.46635548

>>46635449
sided with vtweeters when lumi used some ex-cyberlive girls models as an spril fools joke.

>> No.46635871

>>46629960
4chan is the beat place for free ad?

>> No.46636216

Beyond being a drunk menhera not much

>> No.46636599

Are you into Machinas?

>> No.46636771

>>46635548
Lumi probably had a decent amount of connections to Tsun Quest girls so some of then will let her fuckery slide.

>> No.46637018

>>46635548
Based
Fuck that yellow whore

>> No.46639480

>>46631665
She charges $100-$200, no one is sharing

>> No.46639800

What's been sold so far?
>>46634016
This. Yesterday was amazing I feel like I owe you admission.

>> No.46640055

Speaking of trending, it's shitty but you should also probably advertise on twitter, obviously looking out for scammers but in the off times we have no thread or you streaming. More buyers. I'm thinking of a video idea, if you're still around after my lunch break I'll email you.

>> No.46641502

They just want the free sleep farts.

>> No.46646738

>>46629960
stop shiling this failed woman

>> No.46648780

Man just got home from work and missed the stream this time, did anyone else buy content today?
You still hanging around the thread, Mel?

>> No.46648792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evN7juoPy5k
Mommy is live again

>> No.46648859

>1 watching now
exclusive wife!

>> No.46649034

>>46648859
2 watching now

>> No.46649203

I mean the income is mostly from this thread either way, isn't it?

>> No.46649442

The DM's between you and this person could be proof, hagwife.

>> No.46649545

Well you're shit out of luck then.

>> No.46650188

Just got back from dinner, what's going on?

>> No.46650301

>>46646738
Shutup dogbear.
>No refunds
I would never commission someone who claims to have no refund policy or want friends & family.
>Card issuer
This is your bank yo

>> No.46650391

Why are you spending money on commissions when you've got so much medical debt? Or was this ordered before the diagnosis?

>> No.46650478

The phone number on the back of your credit card goes to a call centre in Pakistan or The Philippines, they're usually open 24/7.

>> No.46650531

>>46650391
https://twitter.com/Mikaly_Tv
This is the "scammer" as PayPal is calling her.
But yes, just to clarify this was a commission I tried to get long before the cancer diagnosis! I hope that clarifies it.

>> No.46650572

>>46650531
>(You)
Thank you mommy I'll put it on my fridge and treasure it always.

>> No.46650640

It's pain medicine right? I don't want my hagwife to become a cancer statistic, but I also don't want her to become an opioid crisis statistic.

>> No.46650778

Man I know I've said it in a previous thread but having been hit with the reverse of this scam, it's wild to me how many hoops you have to jump through compared to the guy who got a full refund from his Mastercard 6 months later while holding onto $3000 worth of product.

>> No.46650978

Hagwife please remember to clean your cuts properly. Infection can come easier when you have cancer.

>> No.46651033

>>46629960
BrApTuBeR kYs

>> No.46651186

Coffee anon here, caught up on last thread and sounds like I missed everything

>> No.46651251

Wish I coulda seen that god damn

>> No.46651273

>>46651251
Did anyone archive it before she removed the VOD?

>> No.46651482

>>46651273
Still up, I was thinking of timestamping
>Gambling
Screw what your friend said, gamble we want those Ls

>> No.46651636

Just watched it two things
1. I still wish I got to see I'd pay extra
2. Please don't kill your friends with your mustard gas if they visit you they seem nice

>> No.46651652

At the very least you should take a pic next time you take a really big shit, or shit in your panties, so coffee anon can pay for it even if he isn't in the thread at the time.

>> No.46651812

Oh it's Mel.
Take a look at THIS

>> No.46651963

>>46651652
This, I'll pay for after stuff. The fart on stream was nice tho

>> No.46652028

Don't get paid until friday but if I covered the delivery charge on top of the video price will you pee on a salad?

>> No.46652126

>>46652028
Bro... If you got it five minutes after dressing I wouldn't say, but day old piss salad is gonna be a biohazard.

>> No.46652189

Legendary rare piss salad

>> No.46652272

>>46652126
She should feed it to her friend then, If you read here estellia/kou would you eat her piss salad?

>> No.46652311

>>46652028
It's not for you to eat, it's for you to make us eat. Just asking to record peeing on it.

>> No.46652544

Do it Zarfeeer. Become the mega-whale, complete DogBear's cuckening.

>> No.46652705

I mean if you're feeling good and in the mood to make content. Do you have any cosplays besides the succubus?

>> No.46652766

What the fuck is this sound design. Why is it making constant horn sounds. Damn it, nintendo

>> No.46652787

Did anybody have requests for stuff she can do on stream? Wanna help the homies out.

>> No.46652981

>>46652787
>Coffee
>Lemonade
>Brap
>Spanking ass
Honestly whatever, she's done damn near everything accidentally lmao

>> No.46652995

>>46652787
I want to see her shit

>> No.46653010

Honk hoooooooonk

>> No.46653379

Well let us know when you have some lemons saved up, Mel, if I'm still around I can pay for you to put a up next to the mic again.

>> No.46653448

>They're just mad they aren't getting their farts for free anymore
Says the girl who's been farting loud enough for us to hear at least once an hour, and sometimes full on sharting, for free.
Literally all they have to do is watch the stream and they can't even do that.

>> No.46653485

I also lurk that discord, they are pretty assblasted about not getting free content and that you're close to 2 people. Basically they are children.

>> No.46653565

>>46652787
I want to see logs, the big ones

>> No.46653625

>>46652981
I second the ass spanking

>> No.46653629

You're right, I never cared for peeing on salads til you came around

>> No.46653648

/Mellow/: Groomers grooming groomers grooming groomers General

>> No.46653651

Wait, oh god... I'm being grooooooooomed

>> No.46653799

>>46653485
Oh shit Anon she's finding your name

>> No.46653837

God her voice makes me diamonds, i would suck my own dick for her

>> No.46654112

>>46652981
>>46653625
You know what, sure, she's probably done this before but not that I've heard yet.
Mel how many spanks next to the microphone will $50 get us?
>>46653837
And how much to go full dommy mommy and command this anon to suck his own dick?

>> No.46654478

Most people hate their own recorded voice

>> No.46654681

Ehh, aside from Petra now stalking them IRL the JPs seem pretty separated from EN both culturally and financially. I don't think they know or care about the yabs.

>> No.46654689

>>46654478
Same.
>>46654112
For spanking, bare ass spanking.

>> No.46654748

>>46654681
Melpiss buyers are nijiENfags, ironic...

>> No.46654918

>>46654748
Pissydachis gonna pissydachi, man.

>> No.46655024

>>46654748
Look, Pomu won't ever record herself pissing for us, Mel will.

>> No.46655174

I still think you should give in to twitch. There's already other braphogs who pull a few hundred per stream. Even if you don't want to do that sort of content any longer, I'm sure you'll see more energy there.

>> No.46655216

Rigger hate

>> No.46655556

Kiara does at least as much work behind the scenes as Gura and also consistently streams 6-8 hours a day.

>> No.46655597

Gura's been working on THIS

>> No.46655696

Isn't that the same as vshojo contracts? A couple of the girls barely stream

>> No.46655794

>>46654112
>Selling content
Don't think you answered either of these questions?

>> No.46655822

Zen and... lol

>> No.46655872

Melody does good streams at least, just not on Twitch.

>> No.46656254

>Manchild brotubers
Have you checked out Tempus at all?

>> No.46656335

Our hagwife is a unicorn

>> No.46656364

>>46656335
based

>> No.46656448

I don't mind married or single, but if they just have a boyfriend it's a hard drop.

>> No.46656552

>>46656254
kys faggot

>> No.46656629

If you say it like that sexy voice, yes. Give me the meds.
I guess it's similar to you wanting a chance. Marriage means there's no chance at all so I can just enjoy the content with a pure heart. I don't want the boyfriend NTR cuckshit.

>> No.46656712

>marriage isn't sacred
I can pretend.

>> No.46656840

There is no safe haven for unicorns in this world.

>> No.46657093

You said 1 spank per $5

>> No.46657213

>>46657093
Hustled lol

>> No.46657219

>>46657093
I'm a reasonable man, split the difference at 7 for the $50?

>> No.46657352

>1 smack
>Already hurt
>Already red butt
Oh yeah, you definitely have to do this on video

>> No.46657361

One in and already worth it. Enjoy bros.

>> No.46657595

Fuck it, wasn't planning to spend any more money this week but send photo money for a pic of red ass.

>> No.46657695

>>46657595
>>46657219
Don't forget to update the counter

>> No.46657743

Some of those sounded vicious. I felt it.

>> No.46657756

what is she spanking?
her butt?

>> No.46657826

>>46657756
Yeah.
Honestly not as red as I expected based on her description, I think she just has a low pain tolerance.

>> No.46658033

Flat assed chuuba bonzai!

>> No.46658048

>>46657826
why did you guys want her to hurt herself?

>> No.46658120

>>46658048
Hey man nobody ever asked her to go as hard as possible, that was 100% her idea.
And that's why she's the best.

>> No.46658882

>>46658120
Exactly, this is why I'm waiting for her to lose gambling again.

>> No.46659022

>you will never rub lotion on hagwifes red ass

>> No.46659083

>>46659022
>kou or estellia rubs lotion on her ass
>gets fed piss salad as a reward
Not fair bros

>> No.46659090

Is there any weird shit you WOULD enjoy doing?

>> No.46659130

>>46659022
Based cat.

>> No.46659237

Let anon fix you.

>> No.46659247

>unicorns winning as always

>> No.46659275

>>46659090
Can be weird fetishbait you would find funny to do, not necessarily something you would sexually enjoy.

>> No.46659315

>4chan bros has priority on meeting
We can't stop winning

>> No.46659377

Didn't you say the idea of making a dude eat your piss was kinda hot?

>> No.46659692

>all this and free humiliation too
Hagwife is the gift that keeps on giving

>> No.46659774

Don't shame the kink, kink the shame.

>> No.46659889

Weird fetishes are usually a guy thing anyway and that's why they have to pay for it

>> No.46660033

I'm so normal I'm going to coom

>> No.46660164

Sorry Mel there's only room for one horny green-haired burptuber per company.

>> No.46660379

I love your enthusiasm hagwife, but didn't Riifu's PL fuck dog dildos on stream?

>> No.46660412

Mel was doing that while indie.

>> No.46660551

Tl;dr
>All have OF/Fansly
>Still make content on it
>Like a certain Knight

>> No.46660650

>Production Kawaii
Dodged a fuckin bullet there, Hagwife stays winning

>> No.46660871

>>46660650
I mean, I was assuming Oceane would have doxed you if you got in. But I guess she wouldn't have been there in that timeline.

>> No.46661013

Does any western corp/branch have control over their staff?

>> No.46661055

>>46661013
half of Gura's tweets are written by her manager, does that count?

>> No.46661085

Qrd on Mel's new donkey costume?

>> No.46661173

Idol Corp seems relatively hinged (so far)

>> No.46661281

>>46660650
Did she apply to PK?

>> No.46661356

Living on the edge, joining WACTOR

>> No.46661358

Maybe just obey the management and they wont doxx you? Its not that hard

>> No.46661431

Imagine being the CEO of a Vtuber corp and only sleeping with one of your talents. What a fucking loser.

>> No.46661438

Would you rather join Wactor or Phase Connect?

>> No.46661463

>>46661431
Weakest P-san

>> No.46661495

They destroyed the Ceo's house in minecraft

>> No.46661571

You would be forced to stream naked and collab with Pippa every Wednesday

>> No.46661594

>>46661571
The dreaded sauna collab...

>> No.46661630

How about one offcollab make up sex with Pippa?

>> No.46661691

Can we change the subject? I HATE PIPPA

>> No.46661693

Are you implying you want frequent make up sex to level the books?

>> No.46661716

>>46661630
Just the one, but you need to eat each others' piss salads at the end.

>> No.46661800

Call him a nigger!

>> No.46661939

Hey don't blame us

>> No.46661954

You can just post it here. Nobody will know it was you. Just use incognito mode so they cant track you down

>> No.46662093

Mel can you brush your tooth pls? I can smell your breath from over here

>> No.46662106

>I'd rather protect my ass
says girl who spent the night hurting her own ass.

>> No.46662173

>>46662093
All. Also wash your cunt, it smells

>> No.46662219

>>46662173
No, that's another fetish circle.

>> No.46662279

I'd pay for armpits, not gonna lie.

>> No.46662280

>virtual smells
Your surgery would already be fully funded

>> No.46662336

30 secs? Come on now.

>> No.46662379

Can i lick your eyeballs? Can i lick your tongue? Can i lick the inside of your mouth?

>> No.46662392

What is the most embarrassing thing you can think of someone paying you to do?

>> No.46662396

I just realized that despite all the weird fetish shit we've been doing I think that was the first time I've seen anyone mention feet

>> No.46662535

Mel i pay around 9 dollars for a blowjob here. 25 dollars is a luxury escort i can fuck all night. Bros just come to eastern europe we have cheap whore

>> No.46662631

>>46662535
No one wants to rack up that many bodies for surgery if they can afford it lol. Let her do her thing

>> No.46662651

>>46662535
Come to SEA! You can get a loli wife for under 5 dollar

>> No.46662690

>>46662392
Can we pay you to DM for us?

>> No.46662712

What if I paid you to dance naked? I have a humilation fetish

>> No.46662750

Would you send Pippa an akasupa begging to collab and asks if she knew you for 5k?

>> No.46662854

>>46662750
Also asks her about the offcollab make uo sex

>> No.46662862

>>46662690
To run a Dungeons & Dragons game for a group of anons

>> No.46663018

>>46662750
You're getting an 80% discount anon, fucking do it.

>> No.46663300

Can I pay you to bang my thermodynamics professor so I get an A

>> No.46663323

I dont want to humiliate mel...

>> No.46663423

>>46663323
Its okay, she want to be humiliated and bullied. Im Mel btw, im writing this post.

>> No.46663430

It'd be hot to see her trying to twerk while being completely clueless

>> No.46663479

i think the point is that you don't know how to twerk

>> No.46663491

Would you be down to fuck dogs for money?

>> No.46663547

My school only goes up to A, but the prof is fit. He looks late 50s even though he's like 70. Total GILF. Comes to school on his bike every day. Eats pineapple salads for lunch.

>> No.46663569

>>46663491
Pretty please? I think that would be so awesome

>> No.46663635

And toothbrushes

>> No.46663695

What? Qrd?

>> No.46663733

If we paid for Bad Dragon toys would you use 'em?

>> No.46663953

Mel i got a job in February and im about to get my first paycheck on my bank account, dont kill yourself before i can buy pics of your tits and booty! ;*

>> No.46664194

No Mel, i just got paid in cash

>> No.46664269

>>46664194
anon's a stripper

>> No.46664275

Play something other than splatoon holy shit
Retarded whore

>> No.46664346

>>46664275
Yeah play with my dick instead! Onegai!

>> No.46664468

I made her haha on stream twice. We are already kinda a thing together, so i would appreciate if you guys could stop having lustful thoughts about my girl kay?

>> No.46664533

>>46664468
3 times now. That's legally married in some states.

>> No.46664561

How much for you to rim a horse?

>> No.46664587

>>46664468
Sorry anon, I'll go jack off in the corner

>> No.46664629

shots fired

>> No.46664778

>>46631488
>>46634044
Who is she?
She has a dead twitter and her youtube channel has barely anything.
When I googled her name, someone else pops up.

>> No.46664788

Mommy ASMR when?

>> No.46664830

I once saw a cat get ran over by a car on its head. It didnt die instantly so i cut its head off. Shit sucks

>> No.46664892

>>46664778
Indie who redebuts every other week and blows all her money on models.

>> No.46665027

Mel can you say Nick Gurr please? Its a funny prank

>> No.46665091

Mel can you say Nigger please? Its a funny prank

>> No.46665092
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46665092

>>46664778
>Who is she?

>> No.46665169

>anon is a horrible person
>mel is a horrible person
THEY ARE

>> No.46665168

Please shout out my friend bernie curse, it's his birthday today

>> No.46665183

Mel can you say "Worcestershire sauce" please?

>> No.46665203

>>46665183
YAB

>> No.46665241
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46665241

Mel have you ever seen a chinese man get mauled by a hippo?

>> No.46665340

Mel can you say "My knee grows" please?

>> No.46665417

All animald should be in captivity. Humen should rule everything. We should be God

>> No.46665479

>im not raycist guys i promise!
>go hippo! Maul that Chinese guy!

>> No.46665545

>>46665479
Well yeah, she didn't call him oriental.

>> No.46665627

You want to see animals gore ppl that much? Here:

https://files.catbox.moe/bgkhdn.webm

>> No.46665633

>weird overseas people
definitely racist

>> No.46665654

Good night hagwife.

>> No.46665743

>>46665627
Kino...

>> No.46665883

Another funny cat video. Totally not gore i promise

https://files.catbox.moe/edh4ui.webm

>> No.46666104

Goodbye Mel, its 6 Am here i should get ready to work, see you soon!

>> No.46666175

Karaoke when?

>> No.46666364

God i want to impregnate this hag

>> No.46666434

Your singing is just barely not bad enough to be funny

>> No.46666449

SOVL

>> No.46666536

Can you sing this too?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

>> No.46666586

>Singing wouldn't get me anywhere
Didn't you just say like 2 hours ago that you lost a spot in Prodction Kawaii because you couldn't sing?

>> No.46666643

The more i listen to it the better it gets

>> No.46666732

236 replies open her stream 5 ccv what went wrong? 4chan users dont watch stream?

>> No.46666758

>>46666586
Yeah she would have clearly been an instsnt hire otherwise

>> No.46666821

I want to put my dickhole to her nostril and ejaculate into it after a 12 hour edging session

>> No.46666871

Summer Lovin'?

>> No.46666889

Can you sing the Smoke Weed Everyday?

>> No.46666955

Mel can you start over? I was peeing

>> No.46667005

https://files.catbox.moe/2gxg16.mp3
this might be more your speed

>> No.46667075

Need a white girl wife so badly nnggghhhh

>> No.46667215

>>46667005
I cummed to this before btw

>> No.46667327

serafinacore!

>> No.46667400

Sing this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qmwa0r9D3NE

>> No.46667471

>>46667215
There were several much better ones
https://files.catbox.moe/3v4tfs.mp3
https://voca.ro/1eYiY8nIu076

>> No.46667597

Part of it is you're trying to sing stuff way outside your range. Try some jazz standards or something.

>> No.46667652

Singing is possible to learn on your own if you really want, it's just a huge pain and takes a while.

>> No.46667655

>has cancer
>28 still no kids
>28 and lives at home
>no job
>avarage 10 ccv
>cant sing

I can save her

>> No.46667740

>>46667655
The strongest saviourfag...

>> No.46667807

>>46667655
Good luck with that

>> No.46667834

You could torture international spies with this for information...

>> No.46667905

Mel can I have a goodnight kiss?

>> No.46667957

Mel can I have a goodnight handjob?

>> No.46668006

Mel can you burp into the mic again?

>> No.46668128

Me too lil nigga, me too...

>> No.46668320

I hope she çries... girls crying is so fucking hot

>> No.46668433

Its okay Mel, cry a bit. It will feel good.

>> No.46668436

>>46665241
Dude this man has balls of steel to be slapping a hippo in the face.

>> No.46668533 [DELETED] 

>>46666666
Ignore this

>> No.46668703

>>46666586
Shee can't sing for shit and she still got accepted.

>> No.46668788

farts when

>> No.46669144

Should probably let your parents know and make sure you have stuff like flashlights at the ready for no power.

>> No.46669268

Mel you can look up the storm map yourself, you don't have to rely on a stream.

>> No.46669833

Maybe you should watch something like Twister tonight.

>> No.46672192

>>46629960
God i would suck your clit so good mami

>> No.46674915

>>46630013
lie

>> No.46677356

>>46630013
come on now

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