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HE LIVES
>>2463981Anon!?
>>2464006Nice thread, bloop.
ENTER
BLOOP IS ALIVE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>2463981NONBELIEVERS BTFO
I love Ame so much, bros...
What kind of thread image is this
I WANT TO FUCK BLOOP
>an actual bloop sighting
BLOOP LOVE
SCUFFED. But i'll take it he lives!
>>2463991SHE ANSWERED MY REQUEST FAG YOU KNEEL
>she's speaking with her original gura voice
>>2463981kneel right fucking now
>>2464006Whoops fucked up the spelling cant let this happen
BLOOP RRAT SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE
Holy fuck, Bloop looks BAD.
>>2463981>>2463985KNEEL
Wow, I forgot how stupid her hood looks
I love Gura
IS HAPPENING
HE IS ALIVE
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
HE FUCKING LIVES
>>2464006>GlobalAStop fucking with my filters, retard
this some weekend at bernies shit
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
ATTENTIONMori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
GURA KILLING ALL THE SHITPOSTERS
IT'S BLOOP. HE'S ALIVE. HOLY SHIT HE'S ANIMATED
>>2463830Wait, is that Vengaboys?
She's HERE
KIARA LOVE
I love Reine!!!
GURA ALL MY RRATS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS A BLESSED DAY!
The return of Bloop
I love InaA!
What dafuq is that thing next to Gura?
>>2463987Some shitty money transfer company scammed her money
>>2464006>GlobalAHuh? This ain't the thread.
HE ALIVE ALSO CUTE GIGGLE AAAAAAAHHHHH
>>2464006 GET IN HERE MY NIGGA BLOOP IS ALVE
Bloop is significantly crustier looking than I remember
ENTER BLOOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys5-5sFlOOo
Bloop livesThe trident made its second appearanceThe hat goes on the shark
>>2464006GOD I WANT TO FUCK YOU BLOOP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A LITTLE POKE JUST A LITTLE OF THE TIP PLEASE
The hood really does make her look more retarded.
GURA CLOSE 4CHAN AND FOCUS ON YOUR STREAM
>Encapsulated!>Fermenting!>Delicious.
I actually like her hat, wish she would wear it more
>hat and bloop back>her old voice comes backHow
No thoughts
this superchat reading is such a fucking ride, thank god for gura
Gorb Goolah has been weird today
>>2464063My finger slipped...
Just watched Blade Runner 2049, lads. It was good stuff.
She got the hat, bloop and trident because of this post by the way. Lots of people in the comments saying she's lazy with this stuff. Kiara probably told her. Yes I'll go back.
ES VERDAD
WHY IS EVERYTHING TOO BIG FOR GURA
>See? Bloop and my hat are here, so stop bringing them up you stupid 4chan faggotsGura wtf, that's kinda harsh..
her super chat reading streams just keep getting better and better
>>2464006BLOOP KILLED THE THREADTHE STREAM WILL BE ACHIVEDGURA IS IN RARE FORMDEEP FUCKING LORESHE'S PULLING UP WITH THE GGATMURDERING THE RRATSLIKE JERRY KILLING CCATS
>>2464039I miss her bros....
Reine!
You will now notice how fucking bad the top of her hood is rigged
HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLOOP, MASCOT OF GAWR GURA FROM HOLOLIVE EN HOLOMYTH GENERATION
>>2464087its a good thing
strawberry cum?!
>>2464020this is a cool drawing
SHE HATES HIM
My heart is healed
bloop and the trident will disappear for another 6 months
ALMOST YAB
>>2464069EXIT BLOOP
This whole time I didn't know Bloop was actually part of her model that she could just activate.
GURA'S PENIS HEAD
>>2464091go on back now
>Bloop >Looks like shit>Trident>Looks like shitWhy do you retards want this shit so badly?
DICK HEAD
SHES FUCKING HERE
>She doesn't wear the hat because it makes her look like a COCKKEK
SHE READ THAT HERE
>>2464052>>2463830Answering to myself, but yes, it's fucking BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
I think tako and bubba are better mascot chracters
>she knows about the dick hat
PENIS SHARK
>bloop was unbanished from the shadow realm>sent back immediately
SHE HATES THE HAT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK
PENIS HEAD GOODA
>she knows about the penis head jokesLOL SHE'S FUCKING HERE CONFIRMED
what a fucking dickhead
Gura's cock hoodie
Gura's a real dickhead
>>2464015Ame loves you too! Now come here!
Now that I think about, it DOES look like a penis
HOLY SHIT IT WAS A POST FROM HERE
>I LOOK LIKE A COCKGura kek
>Gura doesn't wear the hat because someone called her a dickhead
>>2464091>Yes I'll go back.hurry now
SHE'S HERE
GURA'S A DICKHEAD
I forgot bloop was actually part of her model holy shit
GURA YOU DICKHEAD
>Someone said the silhouette is yabeSo she did drop the hat because she looked like a penis.
>>2464061I love Ina too!
Oh so thats why she doesn't use the dick hat
W-What is she talking about?
>>2464006Nice thread
LIKE WHAT!?!?
Thoughts?
She stopped wearing the hood because it looks like something... but what?
YOU'RE PURE, RIGHT ANON?
Gura is a dickhead...
>Gura saw the dickhead mentionsI fucking knew that's why she stopped wearing the hood
>>2464103This is dangerous
https://streamable.com/dge351
Gura literally mentions her head looks like a buttplug on stream and thats why she doesnt wear the hat
Great, can't wait to not see Bloop and the trident again till Christmas.
Nice cock, Gura
Who is this girl with a hat?
No Gura your hoodie doesn't look yabe.
Now that I see Bloop, he's not exactly as cool as Lamy's companion. He doesn't do anything and doesn't respond to Gura's movements.
nacho mama...
>>2464162Looks like my cock
>THE REASON SHE DOESNT WEAR THE HOOD ANYMORE IS BACAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A DICKREALITY TO STOMP EVERY RAY
gura's HERE for real!
THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUETHE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUETHE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUETHE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUETHE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE
>My silhouette looks yabeWhat did she mean by this, i see nothing wrong
OK I understand now Gura, sorry
>>2464106Thanks Gravity Globe
>>2464091All Gura's accessories take a fuckton of screen space. Might as well ask Mori why she never uses her scythe. I thought even the retards realize this.
>>2464104AAAAA the top just shrinks and morphs on its own!!!!
AAAAAAHH GURA I LOVE YOU
Gura thinks about cocks. How does this make you feel?
Watching Gura as she finishes Resident Evil 2 and is now in supach- Holy shit was that Bloop!?While Roboco is making cute frustrated noises as she made the conscious decision to play Apex Legends while using a controller instead of KB+M.While the SHOGUNATE WATAME has returned and is now taking her army of Watamates and Watamages and purging the monsters off of her lands in Monster Hunter Rise.While Lamy has hung up her hunting gear for today and is now in comfy supachat reading mode.So friends, where we at?
Delicious
LITERALLY EVERY HAT CAN BE SEEN AS A WEIRD PENISYOU CAN'T ESCAPE
>>2464102me too...
Wait, how many of you fuckers are circumcised to see that shit?
>>2464061based
>>2464162Barbed for her pleasure!
>>2464172I can't believe they designed her this way for this single joke
So is it the hat resemblance a buttplug, a penis, or a sperm?
>>2464162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU
>>2464120Can't. Reddit is down.
>>2464064>it's realtenchou....
everyone please be on your best behavior while you are posting on /vt/. you wouldn't want gura to read something you'd be ashamed of, would you?
This stream, holy shit Gura my sides can't take anymore.
>>2464168What did the heimin mean by this?
Reminder when people ask later that this stream is probably going to get privated for the RE2 ending.
Are we timelooping Gura has her hat and I saw Bloop?
>>2464193i'm always thinking about cunny so it's fair
Live now>Watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE12VJeIH40>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU>Robocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1KLgdqO90>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pMXJA02pAIn 3 hours>Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpH5WIFLxjg
is she actually using her old voice too? What the fuck Gura is here
>>2464195RIGHT HERE FRIENDI LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2464193Yeah, how is she supposed to have sex with me without thinking about my cock?
>>2464036yeah it became immediately clear why she doesnt wear it after seeing it after all this time
>ywn cook a delicious salman dinner for gura
>>2464104Fuck you, it practically phases out of existence and I will not unsee that
>>2464198All hats can be ruined. Every time I see a five guys employee wearing the Five Guys hat I think it's a fucking MAGA hat and get confused.
>>2464196I want to fall asleep with Gura's mouth on my head.
AAAAAAA GURA I LOVE YOU
>>2464200anon, you don't have to be circumcised...
Gura is HERE and she has probably called (You) a faggot, and probably posted Ame lewds. How do (You) feel about that?
>>2464175sex...
>>2464104Jesus it's so fucking terrible. Gura please never wear this shit again...
>>2464198every hat is a penis if you look hard enough
>Gura's seen the dinosaur scat anon, the flip fingernails anon, etc.Top fucking kek
>>2464200please give me my foreskin back...
>>2463867That's most likely people from Discord comment boosting eachother
>>2464195Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura fulfill chumbuds most long awaited requests one after another!
>>2464162
>>2464104Why did they expect so little of Gura?
>gura just plosive'duohhhh
This entire board is incredibly sad. Ugly lonely virgins throwing money at girls you'll never meet for a simulated pseudo-relationship. Fucking disgusting.
>can speak some spanishI swear to god she's related to me
Hey, you guys don't actually just cum in something and leave it around to fester instead of properly disposing it like a functioning human being, r-right?
I'm sorry chumbuds, after finding out, I can't support an oshi who wears a hoodie.
>>2464191It's like some floppy shit
>>2464102>Think I don't miss her>See a clip of her>Can't help but smile
>>2464209watch along when?
Stuffing Gura's crust uoooooooohhh
>>2464244>gura's seen opticommits crime
>>24639301000$ can give you 200 members. It is not a drop in the ocean & if you believe the membership>SC rrat & you spend that much money for monthly SC anyway, then yes, I can see many people doing it.Especially for Ina that didn't read her SC publicly.
>>2464236She called me a faggot and I didn't even have to pay for it? Nice.
>>2464089>spoilerIt's an incredible film. Fuck the goslingposters.
Everything can look like a dick if you try hard enough
monke fish
>Stuffed crust>deep dishHow does that work?
>>2464200THEY TOOK MY FORESKIN ANON.
>>2464218Jump off a building
>>2464246Just like those fags trying to get Mori to draw Suisei
>>2464103Now I realize I don't remember having seen her nipples in her fanarts. Probably have seen them but I don't remember
>>2464200Anon, the foreskin is supposed to peel back
>>2464251Feel free to go back
Gura...
>>2464251Less competition for you! Right chad?
Ah leave to take er gosh darned leak and y'all speaking at me that gawr gooruh went and opened her rank gob about cock's heads?what in tarnation have these plains come to, good lord above.
>>2464217why is this shrine maiden blushing?
I'm the anon who was complaining about Gura scheduling Metroid in a pincer but Gura is actually really taking her time with this SC reading so I think I'm satisfied.
>>2464162it's just kirby
>EN gets new outfits (Yes, >New outfits)>It's rigged by someone else>She never uses her first outfit againIt's gonna happen, isn't it?
>>2464260>Gura has gone primal before
>>2464006>Fuck up the spelling>Try to delete the thread>Can'tGod damnit
>>2464277w-what?
>>2464167I like danger
>>2464064Did she talk about this in superchat reading or what? How much was it?
>>2464281SHARK BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2464200I JUST WANT MY HOODIE BACK IT GETS COLD DURING THE WINTER
>>2464244>Gura has seen Damascus' crimes against humanity
>>2464198Even the mighty Pickelhaube?!
>>2464281>penis with hairwtf...
>>2464177You should see a doctor
>>2464200oh boy, can't wait till you have to get that thing checked up
>>2464103ABAYO
>>2464281WELL THANK YOU, FAGGOT
>>2464195Re: Apex on a controllerThe aim assist is stupid strong and is especially useful when trying to hipfire shotguns/single fire weapons at close range. Not so good for sniping or twitch shooting backwards while running for obvious reasons.
>>2464293GURA -WILL- BE A CAT
So... I was revising the Holotarot cards from earlier today and was actually thinking about trying to send the list over to see if maybe someone could think about possibly actually commissioning this from Rei and producing it as merch, but... I noticed something.Luna was the only numbered card in the list. And that feels kinda really bad, even though the Ten of Cups is a really good card and a good fit for her.The options I saw were:>Force someone into the Emperor, even though none of the holos actually fit that card at all>Cut AzKi from the list... even though she totally deserves to be on there and has a very fitting card>Find some two holos to pair up onto one card like Okayu and Korone already are -- I just have no idea who would be the pair and on what card>Leave Luna as the only numbered minor arcana cardNot sure which of those is least bad...Context:>>2450657>>2450681>>2450711
Please give the girls sexy summer outfits...
>>2464244>Gura's seen the dinosaur scat anon,It's only worrying if she's seen the followup posts that only get post at late night...wait
>>2464293it'd be a shame since i really like gura's shark hoodie
>>2464251And I'm glad you're wasting your time here. Good use of time!
>>2464281they call her rei chan..
>>2464297Anon....
>>2464248
>>2464103i agree with this depiction. very suckable.
GURA IF YOU ARE READING THIS STREAM RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE INA
>>2464281Shark cock sure looks weird
>>2464251Not ugly or a virgin, and don't spend money, I just like cute anime girl streamer. But you have to go back, brother.
>>2464281
>>2464036her hood is best
>best Gura stream in months>only 7.4kWe lucky few
>>2464297Oh no no no no no
I BET YOU HAVE A TAB OPEN TO THIS PLACE WHILE STREAMING
>gura knows what a peepee looks likeohnononono
>>2464200Phimosis bros ww@?
>>2464308A dick with a sounding rod coming out of it
>>2464281teh rei...
>>2464200Anon you don't need to be circumcised to see your glans... you can peel your foreskin right?
Hello everyone, just stopping here to say I love Mori. But more than that I love all of HoloEN, and also HoloJP! I also really love indies, both of the EN and JP varieties. I love unity more than anything and I will you all well. Have a good night all you.
>>2464251it's really cheap and low-risk compared to the real thing
Fellatio you little slut
ogey
>>2464281>Gura's true form is a barbed cat penis
>>2464251fuck you bitch I'm beautiful
>>2464103I'm gonna tweet this at her lol
>>2464295A
>>2464297
can someone post a screenshot of the hat rn with strawbry crm? It's so beautiful
>>2464200I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO GET MY DICK MUTILATED AND I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, OKAY??
>>2464297ANONCHAMA?
>>2464251the eastern punjab militia has increased its activity near the contested border, special attention must be put on the region. I recommend you raise the alert to defcon 3, general
>>2464355Why are Deadbeats like this?
>>2464339go talk to a real woman
>>2464064I fucking hate soft roommate posting
more like tiny bones
>>2464297americans will never understand the bliss of free fresh cheese every morning
Hey based!
>>2464320It's amusing how Gura wants to be a catgirl when her mama is Nacho
>>2464266I honestly watched it because I kept seeing Gosling posts and I wanted to know the contextIt really was quite nice
>>2464322Every time I see this I can't help but appreciate this genius artist for coming up with the transparent tail
>>2464355HoloES...
>>2464367
>>2464353uuhhhhhhhh... sure.... haha
Gawr Gura? More like stinky and smelly.
>>2464281She's going to go back to not wearing the hood agains kek
JUST GIVE HER A COWBOY HAT
>>2464325I like the hoodie, don't really like the hat.
>>2464385I'm a native burger...
>All those bullet put into the guy>Roboco still didn't manage to knock him downApex Legends fucking sucks.
>>2464251I'm having more of a pseudo relationship with this thread then the stream desu
>>2464297Imagine the smell
>>2464322Youtube says no.Wish they would though, I'd love to see the usual suspects complaining on social media
>>2464388Anonchama?
>>2464349Oh God no
>>2464200>tfw mine had to be yeeted at young ge because I could die otherwiseidk bros, at least is easy to clean
>>2464297Anon...
>>2464302he's soft-roommate posting. and he's right.
>>2464321Dude how much do you think that would cost.
>>2464293It's not the first time that has happened.
>>2464355Based
>>2464325me too anon
>>2464248They do exist
>>2464348eyyyyyy
>>2464394Git gud or play Horizon. Both work.
>>2464200I AM NOT A WHOLE BEING
>>2464091It is really weird seeing Ame gives a high standard for the others to catch up now.
DANGEROUSLY CUTE
>>2464387Thank you friend.. I appreciate (You)
That's sugar in a box, Gula...
>>2464370fuck, now we have currycels too, why must we suffer so much
>>2464297Oh dear.
>>2464297ANON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COCK?
Just posting this to keep track since I have shit memoryThis SC reading we learned that>Gura is a virgin>Gura wants you to be friends before you fuck a girl>She goes/used to go outside a lot>Gura's standards for first dates are VERY HIGH>"if you can't take her to the mountain then just do e-dating lmao">She cringes at herself a lot but is used to it>Doesn't watch indies>Has a deadline coming up for something>Hates her hat because it looks like a rocket ship her dad died in a space ship
>>2464061Ame too!
>>2464373I have more female friends than male friends. You need to adjust your normalfag heuristics and accept that your conception of people doesn't align with reality
>>2464297>This anon just checked and is now in fear that he's ripped his penis
>>2464420>Play HorizonFUCK YOU, NERF HORIZON, UNNERF GAS OJISAN THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR AT ALL.
>i have my drinks that come in a bottleI'm sure you do, Gura.
>>2464091A new background would be nice
Gura's hood looks stupid because the rest of her model doesn't look any different with the hood up. Another copy of the hood is still gathered around her shoulders, which is incredibly lazy. Also holy shit do I see her hair poking out the back too?
>>2464431>>Gura is a virginNot just a virgin but the average /fit/izen on top of that!
>tfw you will never buy Gura juiceboxes
It has been 6 hours 13 minutes since Gura started her SuperMetroid stream
>>2464297I'm circumcised so I wouldn't know, but this isn't real right? Surely you guys clean your dick regularly... right?
As promised, I'll re-member now that the hood is back. Thank you, Gura.
Chumbuds?
>>2464405parder i can carry several washes worth 'a soap under this here fore-skin and my little whistle will remain clean as a whistle 'til that stops being the case, understood?
>>2464251Just fucking go home and leave us to our pain.
>>2464437Literally just aim up lol
>>2464402He doesn't actually have one GIRL ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Gura isn't American then?
>>2464437AAAAAAAAAA GAS OJI WHY. I JUST WANNA GAS.
>>2464297just remember to put the cap back champ ;)
>>2464453AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT THE FUCK IS THATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2464453i am thoroughly disturbed
>>2464416Kek, what an old reference
>>2464442what's on her head is a hat. what's on her shoulders is a hood. they are not part of the same garment.
You dumbfucks need to stop responding to obvious bait.
>>2464453Reminder that Ame loves silver haired girls
>>2464375>send her a red>she doesnt read it>makes fun of my bonesI love this shark
>>2464453DELETE
>>2464431>very high date standards>mountain hikehehe funny shark
>>2464442pay attention to the hood's eye
>>2464443We already know she's gay anon, you don't have to remind us
>>2464453This reminds me of iofi
>everybody smileshaha... yeah...
If odds, I member to Gura. If evens, I don't. Let's see what happens.
>>2464453she looks even more autistic
>>2464195Right here!
>it’s been 6 hours of Gura
>Everybody smiless-sure haha
>>2464449One of the reasons that parents circumcise is because they don't want to clean their child's dick.
>>2464461she's latinxian
>everybody smiles
>>2464444Angra Mainyu!?!?!?
>>2464431>(You) will never take Gura for a hike around Denali parkIt hurts.
>>2464443From earlier
>>2464449I can kinda peel it back, and I wash it, of course
>>2464453>bottom teethruined
>>2464481>YWN go girl watching with Gura to hit on chicks and watch her drop her spaghetti
You know, I don't really understand this much myself, but for some reason I think it would feel really nice if Polka brought me to the brink of death.I don't know why, but that sounds really nice. Not dying or being killed, but getting brought to the edge of life and death. Maybe getting choked out until I'm just about to pass out, only for her to stop at the last second, letting the air rush back into me. I feel like that would be the ultimate feeling to have in life, if she did that to me, even though I never thought about this stuff before.Is this what it means to be an Omaru-za? It seems nice.
>>2464453Strong urge to protect and comfort her as a daughter
>>2464355Extremely based.
>>2464431>spoileryab
Roboco is in serious mode
>>2464443There's a difference?
>>2464211
>>2464442Thats cause its a hat, not the hood attatched to her hoodie.
>>2464200THE JEWS STOLE A PERCDNTAGE OF MY COCK
I do spend a lot more time smiling thanks to Gura. Maybe it will start to look natural.
>>2464440I've noticed that she doesn't use her new overlay anymore for whatever reason. Might be the new PC not having it, and her being too lazy to transfer it over
What's this about youtube deleting views and likes?
tfw smile so infrequently the muscles used for smiling twitch and spasm from weakness when i try to hold one
>>2464456kek
>>2464513Thats because they tried to mimic Ame's teeth, gosposter
>MotorheadNice
>Sabatonoh boy
>>2464297>>2464430>>2464449I have Phimosis to anon it's going to be ok......It won't
I don't think anyone was thinking Motorhead
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
>>2464511Man Omaruza are based yet weird
>Recently learned about Sabaton>SwedishYAB
PLEASE SING SABATON PLEASE
uh oh...
>>2464501>>2464491>>2464484>He didn't spend his entire middle and high school and adult life putting on a smile because of his resting bitch face.
>>2464511Where the fuck did biohack omaru-za go
Based gura. Sabaton is awesome
>>2464489better post proof
>>2464484>>2464501A smile is an easier muscle movement than a frown!
What a boomer
>>2464460The dumbest rrat is THEY'RE HERE. This is the second dumbest rrat. There are no girls left in /hlgg/, they all fled to the splits.
>>2464281Futa shark
>>2464453Still cuteLooks kinda like Nadeko
>>2464297post cheese
Wow Gura has shit taste
I guess the fanbase does reflect the oshi afterall...
>Sabaton Based shark
>>2464521She's a very autistic virgin
>>2464535>>2464537>>2464541NEXT KARAOKE
>sabatonmmmmmmm... hmmmm
gura do you listen to burzum
>is into sabaton>learning german from kiaraww2 karaoke when
>SabatonFuck she's a Paradox Redditor nooooooo
>>2464230Which head?
>She likes SabatonLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If gura tried to shake her head up and down and you focused on the hood's eyes you would lose all your sanity
>Gura listens to sabatonParadoxbros, how do we get her to play 'tism games?
>>2464544YEB
>>2464540Anon...
>>2464472>>2464525That's even dumber. Why wear a hat when you're already wearing a hoodie?
>>2464544I dont get it
>>2464513Do you think Gosling is aware of his status as a Jungian archetype of lonely depressed men on the Internet?
>>2464547Fuck you
>>2464506now that was a fucking wild threadhis explanation of "flex a 'cep" was hilarious
Gura listening to swedish power metal? weird
GURA CAN YOU STOP BEING BASED FOR 5 MINUTES?
>>2464544>Sabatonliterally first google result>Top stories>Former Sabaton guitarist Rikard Sundénconvicted of child sex abuse, possession of child pornography>Guitar World·2 days agodiscord bros, I don't feel so good...
>>2464532AND subs.>ina's member stream likes dropping>kiara and azki's subcounts dropping>gura's likes and viewer disappearingit's been happening since yesterday.susan is a nigger.
>>2464572>>2464575This really is quite the diverse corner of 4chan
>>2464557There's actually only one gender, men, and men without penises
FROM THE MIST A SHAPE
I got recommended sabaton on youtube a little bit ago despite not really listening to metal.
>>2464548No, that's also me. I just think I'm starting to understand things a bit more after a month of this. I feel closer than I did before.
>>2464552Too lazy to screenshot. You'll know it.
[Good News] Gura is juggling ON STREAM
>>2464479What am I looking for, anon?
GURA NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6tUObW1FAI'm pretty sure one of you was looking for this mashup. Or was it someone else? Eh, whatever.
>>2464431I liked when she dodged the favorite indie question and when chat pressed her she admitted that she only cares about HoloLive lol
>>2464606Based nanora
>>2464606i got you
>>2464557Based newfag
>>2464520GO ROBOCO GO!
303 days below the sun
>>2464251Yes and?
>>2464591THE WORLD IS GLORIOUS AND PUREhttps://youtu.be/yJDBmP9Mexk
>>2464605Oh, since you stopped giving updates I thought you might've done something stupid, carry on then.
>>2464557cope
GURA...
at least you tried gura
...Doesn't Polka not know how to juggle either?
GURA IS ABOUT TO EAT THE STRAWBERRYS THAT FELL ONTO HER UNVACCUMED FLOORIM GONNA THROW THE FUCK UP
>>2464606based
>>2464583He chooses to take all of these roles, I would be surprised if he didn't feel at least a little bit of affinity with that kind of idea.If it was just Drive then probably not, but he's made a lot of movies like that.
NO FUCKING WAY
>can sing like a goddess>can't whistleWhat the fuck?
Just joined the stream, why is Gura drinking and signing circus songs?Also Gura is extra HER today
>>2464575she has the autism but unfortunately not the attention span
>>2464625Verdun?
>swedishSorry, I only remember that SCREAMING FOOD CHANNEL WITH THE BUFF GUYS.
>>2464552>>2464615oh nonononoa new spam viewers joined
>your oshi>can she whistle?
>>2464511Clussy really do be makin niggas act different huh
>>2464591He hasn't been a member of the band for 8 years
Is Gura the Dan Quayle of hololive?
>Gura watched gen 5 debut>Watched Sex graduate>Got into Sabaton recently>Sex retweeted Sabaton recently
>>2464582Gura has online friends. Gonna cry?
>>2464649REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIMENO BEER, THIS IS REGULAR...!
>sabatonA Christian girl like Gura probably listens to this all the time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks
GURA ORUKA?
>>2464591Holy shit
SHAR HAR HARK MENTION
I was thinking Ame was going to stream today but I realized it's already Monday
BIRD GURA NEVER>SHARHARHARHARHAR
>Shark laughKINOKINO
SHAHAHAHAHARK
its ogey Gura... Juggling is hard...
What metal song, or at the very least, song from a metal band/singer would actually fit Gura?
>>2464636She did a pretty poor attempt at it during her 3D debut, that's for sure.
>>2464261Dude you dont seem to understand what you are talking about, you need to buy those accounts then pay for membership for each one of them, you are implying someone would go to the hurdle of setting all that up while paying some chinks or pajeets for it, when you can just hand that money directly to the vtuber itself.Why are you going through all these mental gymnastics to justify youtube shit coding and procedures? this isn't happening just to ina is happening across the board, you would also need to explain that.
>>2464606based anon delivers
>>2464624Nothing groundbreaking to really report, you know?There's no need to post every day going>hey guys, I'm still making my project as close to perfect as I can get it, see you tomorrowMaybe when I breakthrough and get it perfect I can update but otherwise, no need. But I still talk about Polka.
>>2464572>>2464575what the fuck does sabaton have to do with paradox games
Gura is drug free!
>>2464652She cannot.
g-good job!
Gooruh...
>>2464675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk
GURA LOVES DRUGS
GURA THINKS SMOKING CRACK IS A GOOD THING? THE FUCK? THIS SHARK IS MESSED UP
KEK GURA
>>2464701This shark is FUCKED
>>2464662At least she has a dad
>>2464675The unforgiven
>>2464681Holy shit, gymnast and deliverywoman redditors
>>2464394The TTK is very high in Apex relative to other FPS games. That said, you can still get hosed down in under 3 seconds via a fast firing gun and decent aim control. The main consequence to the TTK is you can't plink squads off from range unless all three members of the squad are somehow out of cover or keep trying to trade shots.the TTK and healing lets the mobility and player abilities shine a bit more. Proper positioning is key so you can take potshots at people or take them by surprise, and most of the abilities are basically ways to defend the approach going towards the enemy rather than outright killing/ways to prevent easy approach to your position. Downside of the TTK though is 3rd parties are a lot more common compared to BR's. Unless you clear out a squad like a SWAT team and take everyone out in seconds, the prolonged firefights attract other squads.tl;dr git gud on positioning and shooting in that order
GURA LETS GET HIGH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2464200If you do your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps daily, you'll get a small percentage of your foreskin back with each passing day! This message has been approved by the AkiRosenthal Corporation.
>>2464675Nightwish
Drugs are bad mmkay
i am so grateful that hololive exists and that gura is so kind to do these streams. this stimulus is just enough to trick my brain into feeling like i am hanging out with a cute girl who pays some attention to me. i feel so much better all the time now.
YAB
Passing a drug test is good though?
420 BLAZE IT
gura.......
>>2464449Honestly if it wasn't for porn, I probably would have never found out you could feel back. Since the first time you peel back your foreskin it's super sensitive to the point of pain so it's like your body telling you to stop it.
you can hear enma panicking
>gura's heavy metal heart ached for motörhead .. T^T
>>2464647
>>2464707am i watching the shark who smoked whipped crack ON STREAM?
>>2464675Digital Bath - Deftones
Goo-gooruh...
>>2464725DUDE
>>2464683That one anon who posted that they passed the EN auditions was right!>>2464679
I think I’m dumb I thought passing a drug test was a good thing
>Gura likes drugs>Mori smokes the Devil's Grass>Ame implies drugs with the Watson ConcoctionWhy is HoloEN full of junkies?
>>2464720I was just thinking that toonice
When is this doujin getting translatedhttps://exhentai.org/g/1869556/40e1dfeeca/
>>2464707by ME
don't worry. bath salts are legal.
>>2464686Redditors who post about paradox games have a reputation for LARPing as Nordics and talking about how they really want Kaiserreich to get a sequel mod but about Hitler this time
Gura.....
>wahmenbased
>Gura's greatest superchat reading ever is the one where she whips out bloop, her trident, her hood, says "a" and "shahahark"I think there's a lot of anons ITT who have some self-reflection to do.
>>2464675Don't know if considered metal but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znW-P7lMKjU
>Passing a drug test means you have drugs in youNo it doesn't, not sure if all these people are NEETs or underage.
>w*mansbros, Im literally ngmi
>>2464724Yea she understood it correctly the first time. Failing the drug test means drugs.
I may be autistic but at least I'm not nearly as bad as the people that superchat Gura for advice with women
>>2464686https://store.steampowered.com/app/415680/Europa_Universalis_IV_Sabaton_Soundtrack/https://store.steampowered.com/app/584141/Music__Hearts_of_Iron_IV_Sabaton_Soundtrack_Vol_2/you tell me anon
>>2464707>>2464735>Down to one stream a weekBros.....it hurts
>>2464744passing a drug test means you dont have traces of drugs in your body retard, it IS a good thing
please stop asking my oshi for advice about women she clearly is as clueless as the rest of us
girls in this thread: i need to be around more girls please reply to this post girls i need to be around you more
But Gura how do I find wahmens to talk to
Does Gura smoke crack?
I can't peel it back bros, am I fucked or something....?
Pierce bros?
>>2464745NA people are more willing to smoke weed even tho the "war on drugs" started there.
>>2464675Mr. Bungle
>>2464606based.
>>2464641Agreed. There's a unified depression and detachment in many of his roles. I'm guessing that he has something like that inside himself and it's what lends authenticity and relatability to his performances. First Man, Drive, Only God Forgives, Lars, Blade Runner all have that undercurrent. Truly /ourguy/
>>2464777watch holostars and we can talk about it
>>2464772he HATES streaming!
>>2464744Do you pass a covid test?
>>2464783Either underage or phimosis.
>>2464783girls are going to laugh at your phimosis dong anon
>>2464745They wanted to join HoloMeth but signed up for HoloMyth by mistake.
>>2464760if by whipping them you mean "executing them onstream" yeah sure
>>2464777h-hi anon *blushes*
>>2464769i want to believe that what they really wanted to ask was "gura, how do i get a girlfriend like you", and that this was the way they thought it wouldn't sound creepy.
>No Indies>No vshit>No nijinigger>Only HololiveI hope you chumbabbies follow this shark philosophy.That's actually quite based.
>>2464783You'll get it chopped anon....
>>2464745join KFP.kiara won't even drink alc*hol
>>2464783Post pictures so we can make sure what the problem is bro, keep a knife close by too
Gura is going to be getting a lot more dating superchats from now on isn't she?
>how do i stop my brain from shutting down around wahmenskek
>>2464794If you're taking it to be able to partake in some activity, yes.
>>2464795I could peel that shit all the way back when I was 5, dude has phimosis
>>2464783Yeah, it's gonna fall off.If you're underage b& it's literally nothing to worry about, it gets easier with age.
>>2464675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqGMtLGmOA>Young person assuming the throne before anyone thinks they are ready and rolling through everyone
>>2464783Google phimosis
>>2464783I can peel it back with my mouth
>>2464799FreeBased
>>2464783you don't have to go all the way down>>2464812is this >our weapon against the period posting?
>>2464808are you on the past?
>be around wahmen more>end up hating wahmenwait goobluh help
>>2464762yeah, passing a drug test means you don't have the drugs they're looking for in your system.unless the test is looking for the drugs..? like a >have you been taking your meds test..?and that's just stupid, never heard of that
Uohh my cream is melting in Gura's hands
>>2464783yes see a doctor
Whoa that’s totally POGGERS Gura
>>2464713This is why all the other snipers besides the Kraber are fucking trashI've had success with the Longbow because of the fire rate but there's just too many places you can take cover from
>>2464625>>2464544Didn't someone put one of their songs in Bubb4bot recently?
>>2464814Please no...
>>2464783How old are you anon?
>>2464783Find doujinshi with phimosis tags
>>2464808im happy kiara BTFO'd the tranny, but vsh*jo...help me cope.
>>2464675Probably some shit by Primus. John the Fisherman, too many puppies, something like that>>2464736You think so? I feel like it's a little too dark for Goorah
>>2464799wonder who made that change
>>2464808That's my oshi!
>>2464783the cheese...
>>2464783You have Phimosis anon, masturbating will be normal but if you ever actually try to have sex...well ER visit will come. I hope your still young and can fix with cream
>>2464808>not grooming your very own 2view into a clone of yourself to memetically reproduce without losing your virg*nity
>>2464769>i'll post on 4chan that i'm better with women than people who bait gura for fun contentanon i have bad news
Goora's tiny hole...
>>2464850quick lad, did my work for me
>>2464850
>>2464776That's why she needs to be asked.
>>2464823I need to hear this from gura, its my favorite sabaton song
>>2464769I'm convinced it's fags trying to probe "how experienced Gura is in a relationship"
>>2464783I haven't done it for 30 years, never any problems, you will be fine
>>2464808Almost but Koopa and Patra are still cool to me
>>2464835Being around wahmen IRL made me dislike wahmen more than 4channel ever could.
If dubs I'll member gura
>>2464783if you have never done it, it may literally be glued in place by smegma. Try warm/hot water and pulling back slowly but with force. Stop if it starts to hurt a lot.
Do you think Gura passed the hololive drug test or did they sweep it under the rug?
>>2464820I remember mine had a this weird circle of skin connecting the head to my foreskin that I popped back one day in the shower and the water fuckin hurt
>>2464860cherry waves then
>>2464679Why do I need to pay others to do it? I can create hundreds of accounts & members by myself, it might take half a day, but I only need to do it once, unlike SC.IT IS shit coding & procedure. It is mostly due to the dislike spams when government-related video is posted & Youtube tries to remove that, the others just get the side effect from it.
>>2464852No such thing because all the girls magically cure it by just sliding if down. it doesn't work like that
>>2464808pikameee..............
>>2464777just be yourself my manalso checked
>for healthoh no bros. she really does need to see that doctor
Since Gura's advice on getting women is shit, lets hear YOUR advice. I know some of you have a gf/wife or are female, come on lets hear it.
Gura covers Parkway Drive when?https://youtu.be/QmtRMoMWUKE
>>2464787>>2464860Also a good choice
>>2464857Chicken doesn't know any better, don't lose hope kfp
>>2464889IMAGINE if she said Kwappi, holy shit
>>2464839Doctors will sometimes order a drug test to see if a patient is taking meds because some patients are retards. It's less frequent than testing for drugs of abuse, though.
>VeggietalesThe Christians rrats grow
would this board improve if it had webm with sounds?
>>2464873>>2464859>>2464850Quick! Cum in it while it's open!
>>2464808Your oshi was an indie at some point, gotta support the up-and-comers that deserve it.
THE RRATS
>>2464811I kinda do want her to try like one drinking stream though. I know she mentioned it once passively as she's super sensitive to it but I think it would be fun for a one-off thing or even for an off collab someday
I just got an ad with Haachama's voice and a blonde loli. It was for a mobile game
>>2464783Eeeh? What's this ojisan? A filthy tiny phimosis dick? Ahahaha, that's so pathetic! It looks sooooo gross too, no wonder you're like this lol.
Fuck off with Cats.Jesus fucking christ.
>>2464929Yes
>Gura watched vegietalesCHRISTIANCHADS WW@?
>>2464872kek I don't know how thats what you're taking away from my post but ok. I really am I not saying I'm good with women
THEY
I don't know how much more of this I can take. If God's love existed then he wouldn't have made this shark girl to torture us like this.
>would you watch cats with amewhich one of you? please stop..
>>2464835Vtubers are unironically the only thing keeping me from going full misogynist. I need to get out of Toronto
>CatsAre you fucking kidding me
>>2464814>Gura, I took your advice and got a restraining order. LET'S GO
>>2464929you don't?
I'm not sure what people are accomplishing with asking Gura's dating questions aside from knowing how to get into her pants
>Idiocracy references in chat... they aren't so bad.
FUCK CATSFAGGOTS
>>2464929absolutely.
>>2464916>song about all the leeches
>>2464867Wait why an ER visit...?
DAMN IT DAGGER
>>2464929It already does
>>2464915dont date if you dont have your life togetherdont date someone that doesnt have their life together
>>2464915nigga just be normal for a second you'll be fine. people accept your flaws once youve got your foot in the door
For some reason this is an exceedingly comfy and warm SC reading. Feels different than normal
>>2464915Stop posting here. The rest will come naturally.
>>2464915I don't fuckin know dude women just come up to me at parties and start talking while I'm trying to rant about microgreens and how feeding kids mcdonalds and lunchables from birth gives them brain damage
>>2464857>>2464919i don't blame her that much, mainly because most people don't know anything about the pre-vshojo yabs.
I'll watch Cats with Ame and Gura but don't think I'm happy about it. I hope that faggot sc'er dies.
>>2464929absolutely
>>2464929I think most boards would
>>2464915give up
>>2464781The Chinese Aint Do Tiananmen Square, I Did
>>2464835my female co-workers were very kind to me and supportive friends. what kind of women are you guys around that makes you hate them so much?
>>2464729wait, tell me more, I turned 18 a month ago, little experience.
>>2464916Sadly she said she's not into anything with screaming so rest in peace Mallcore Gura
Watch Cats chumbuds.
>>2464915No one actually takes the real advice anon. Anons that are that jaded just want everything to magically happen for them.
>>2464969Actually good advice
>>2464975Honestly feels like a members chatting stream. Good stuff.
YOUR OSHI -WILL- WATCH CATZI WILL THEN PROCEED TO NOT CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JP HOLOS
>>2464978This is someone pretending to be Damascus, isn't it?
>>2464915unironically the two girlfriends I ever had were gotten in a similar way to Gura’s advice
>>2464965LETITRIP
Quick SC log anon what did she laugh at
>>2464777Considering that THEY'RE ALL HERE, there's a chance one of the Hololive girls replied to your post.
>>2464978>rant about microgreens and how feeding kids mcdonalds and lunchables from birth gives them brain damagego on
Gura's advice on getting woman should just be, don't be ugly. If she was based that's what she would say.
>>2464978That means they can sense your huge cock
>>2464915Improve yourself physically and mentally to the point where you feel proud to be yourself, then talk to women who share interests with you and/or meet them through friends.And please understand that "improve yourself" does NOT mean "give up your hobbies to try and pretend to be a normalfag," people don't like fakers.
>>2464915Don't waste years of your life endlessly worrying about sex and shit.
Your oshi WILL watch cats
>>2464915Dont date your best friend girlfriend, is only trouble
>>2464982Same
>>2464934That was on the strawberries
>>2464969No one can date their oshi then
>>2464936a drunk kiara would be god-tier.onegai...
Cover when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtHr7gluh08
>>2464945LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOO
>>2464994I thought we were friends, takot. sharkodachi
do u think gura & ame will take a bath together in their offcallab??
>>2464929If only there was some sort of extension that allowed that...
>>2464915be attractivedont be unattractivehave self respect before you respect women
>>2464982Should've asked about Scarface
>>2465015but I already watched the shitty Avatar movie...
will she read the chris supa?
>>2465029can't give what you don't have
>>2465027They're not Japanese so doubtful. I mean either of them could try to invite the other but I doubt it would work.
>>2465027Probably not
>>2465000no se wont
>>2464915here are things that have worked for me:- steal her from your brother- hire her to draw your EP cover- get her drunk while she's mad at her husband
I wasn't paying attention, did she answer if she would watch Cats?
>>2464850Fellatio, you little slut
>>2465028>wanting browser bloat
>>2464814i haven't cared for a while. at this point she's more like a friend who sometimes gets on my nerves and i'm learning to cope with it.
Somebody said Cats?
>>2464915Make an attempt to find a girl that shares your interests
>>2465002You're not seriously telling me you asked 2 girls on discord for a LAN party, right?
>>2464929how new? even gifs have sounds now
>>2465011people uglier than you are having sex RIGHT NOW anon. The kind of girls who only have sex with attractive men are not the kind of girls you should be going for.
>Open Gura Stream>See chat>It's awful>Close Gura StreamI hope they pay her extra to have an audience like that
>>2465015Fuck off, Anya
tickle mention
>Gura giving a top-tier SC>good JPs on too>Thread is ultra-slow
>>2465019Don't date a celebrity unless you are one yourself.
>>2464915My experience is that if you are merely in contact with women regularly, you will get women. This means you need to get a job where you talk to women, be in school/dorm, join a club, whatever, and it'll happen naturally where you have chemistry with someone and they flirt and you flirt back and it goes from there.
>>2465046I hope so, I think she will unless she burns out right before the end.
>>2465029I fail all three aspects
>>2464973i like guys like you who say nigga on 4chan like this, youre fun
>>2464845Depends on your team.If paired up with aggressive teammates/an Octane you can take potshots from afar while circling around to a different angle. It's pretty easy to catch people trying to take cover from your other team mates and delete them with sniper shots.Also amped Sentinel is basically a 'No' button for enemy approaches; breaks everything below a purple and headshots can break even red shields in one shot. Not allowed to miss though
>>2464968>>2465028Right but I think he's saying we shouldn't need a workaround just to make webms produce audio when they can already do that by themselves
>>2464804hi ame
>>2465058>The broadway version or the movie? I mean I like bad movies so I'd be up for watching whatever.
>deep tissue tickle torture
>>2465073They're actually watching the streams.
>>2465024Now we can all watch it together.EN Cats watchalong
>>2464945Veggietales brainwashed here representing
I've watched half of the original Cats musical with my ex, it was terrible, she noticed I was really not enjoying it, and stopped it. 2 of 4 hours is all I was able to handle.
>>2465060>bloat
>>2464915Read books about it I read 20 books
>>2465064Fuck I forgot about that part, no not that. I meant they had been my friends long before I dated them
>>2464999Agreed, super good stuff so far
>>2465022I remember this song used to get referenced a lot in a certain MMO I used to play..
>One of my friends almost got married thereQUICK triangulate her location!
>>2465015Ina and Kiara are gonna watch it together. So yeah, she will. And I will too. The shit I do for this tako bitch unbelievable.
>>2464915have your life in shape and actually talk to woman. Chance that you find a spark will happen but at least you might get your virginity taken
>>2465066>one of the top 3 best designs in all of hololive was wasted on someone who streams once a month
>>2464965If you have real Phimosis and you forceably react the foreskin via intercourse it could become stuck on your dick in a ring and cause a tight painful hold on your dick, basically choke hold on your dick.
>>2465073getting late in parts of burgerland
Can someone explain to me what is going on with Cats? I've missed some of the recent streams and I don't really get what's going on.
>>2465091I want to make someone laugh like that....
>>2465028It's just not the same. It pains me to no end having to post a soundpost just to hear it, why have a collection if I need this shitty website to use it?
I stopped going to /r9k/ for a reason, now stop relationship posting!
>>2465084Counterpoint: Anon was trying to bait people into soundposting
>>2464915my advice isn't going to be much better than hers and only partially pertains to dating, but first realize that literally everyone around has no idea what they're doing and is a self conscious mess just like you and fake confidence until you wake up one day find you're no longer faking it. you're gonna fail at a lot of shit in your life including dating, everyone does, the only options are to either give up or just keep trying until you succeed.
>>2464915Play Final Fantasy XIV, join a big guild and just party with people and be a bro. Worked for my friend, he ended up getting married and has kids now.
>>2465078the secret is attractive doesnt mean physically attractive. when you figure this out youll make it
Don't talk shit about attack on titan!
>they took the skin offPhimosis anon, where you at?
>>246507320 posts a minute is ultra slow to you?
>>2465125It's all Anya's fault. It's how she's decided to exact her revenge upon the people who don't watch her.
>>2465104She was reading the SC
>>2465073>Good JPs on tooIt's only Watame and she's playing Monster Hunter
At least watch the Death Note Netflix movie Gura...it's something that I can make fun about it without feeling absolute disgust
i saw an off-broadway production of "cats" in the 1990s with my grandma. i am conflicted about it because i love t.s. eliot and hate andrew lloyd webber. i will definitely watch it with gurandma though.
>>2464915Listen to this guy >>2465075The only reason I'm not a virgin is because I got a job as a waiter and worked with girls I'd go get drunk with after work
When is the next time we're gonna see Gura? Wednesday?
Oh shit I remember the body world exhibit, it was really cool
>>2465096she's too nice, she should have gotten you some booze and let you laugh.
>>2465091Gura is an S. Would she actually enjoy this?
>>2464915I don't have a fuckin clue.Multiple women approached -me- when I was in college, I married the first one that flat out asked me out.It lasted a decade, she left when she got tired of how completely autistic I am.I haven't spoken to a woman in a romantic fashion since. Gura's advice isn't bad, but it's not like it's universal? Everyone is different.
>>2465125Taiga won
>>2464905>I can create hundreds of accounts & members by myselfYou could "try" all you would achieve is get those accounts put on ice and flagged for fraud. why do you insist on discussing something when you don't know how half the system works?
would you take Gura on a date to the mutter museum?
FUCKIN DEADBEATS
>skeleton inside meI'M A FUCKING DEADBEAT?
There is a DEADBEAT inside you RIGHT NOW
>you are now aware of your own skeleton
>>2465143Not him but sometimes it actually doesI genuinely don't go anywhere else in 4chan now, everything else feels like a snail world
>>2465137this works great if you are into landwhales or trannies
>>2465073I'm just relaxing with Gura, anon. What'd you want me to say?
>>2465104Was Gura talking about herself? I thought that was the guy in the SC
>>2465073>good JPswhat do you mean? all JPs are good
What the FUCK??? Gura has a skeleton?????
>>2465073It's 1 AM here.Younger audience probably already go to sleep now there's only oji-san left.
Fuck off deadbeats, get out of my body wtf
>Skeletons inside peopleStop doxxing me you bitch!
>>2465154probably
gura is acting kinda sussy today
>>2464915DO:>talk to them>be a decent human being with self-respect>have a passion and enough social skills to make it sound interestingDON'T:>attempt to commit global genocide for pussy>tell them you've always hated themIt's that easy
THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>There's a skeleton inside youToo bad I don't have my skeleton folder anymore.
FUCK OFF DEADBEATS. GET AWAY FROM MY OSHI
we're all deadbeats... CAUSE THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW
>>2465171I'd take her anywhere
Wait, I'm a deadbeat?
LEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON
>>2465073>Good JPs on tooWatame's good, but that's only one JP
GET THIS FUCKING SKELETON OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>There's a deadbeat inside every human
>>2465125Cats(2019) is good and you should watch it
LEON FUCK MY SISTER!!!!!
SHE READ IT
LEON PLEASE
Why when she is idling she is doing fast but small movements with her whole body?
FUCK MY SISTER GURA
>>2465107At least she still streams
>>246515410% tuesday, 80% wednesday, 10% thursday
>>2465158She wasn't exactly nice anon, shes an ex for a reason. I'm not getting into it.
>she's reading the Chris SCBASED
No way fag
LEON FUCK MY SISTER
SHE NAMED HER CAT ALBERT WHISKERS, LEON
>Chrisposter SCthat was someone from here huh?
LEON!WHY WON'T YOU FUCK MY SISTER!
NO WAY FAG
LEEEEEEON MY SISTERRRR
LEEEOOOONN
doot
CHRIS FUCK OFF
>>2465208are you into scat?
Which one of you brilliant faggots did it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k
Oh fuck not a skeleton... I’M FEELING THE URGE TO DOXXXXX
Holy shit she read the chris sc
if gura says NWF
>>2465171no but id go hang out with her as a friend
She knows the Chris Redfield memes.
LEON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER TO PRESERVE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Who here ISN'T a deadbeat?
>>2465020yeah I really wanted someone to super her and suggest maybe having Mori babysit her getting drunk whenever she goes to visit japan again. Or any other member who is experienced in getting drunk (Mori is probably the only one she'd be willing for imo). Or just a solo stream works but idk what she would do or bounce off of
If you think about it we are brains with jellyfish legs piloting flesh mechs.
GURA KNOWS ABOUT CHRISPOSTING
Fuck my sister, Gooruh
>>2465199at least we can all agree tha 139 fucking sucked massive cock except for Reiner letter sniffing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpH5WIFLxjgWhy is Luna playing another horror game? Is she tempting fate? Didn't the last time she played a horror game she was sent in the hospital because she broke her fucking neck?
>>2465154Tuesday 100%
Why can't Claire just fuck steve burnside?
>>2465131this is one of those times i wished this thread wasnt a melting pot of other board of this shithole
I'm sexbeat
>>2465227Do people who still despairpost over Aloe know she's streaming as her roommate? Or do they just enjoy shitposting?
So, Ame guerilla stream tonight right?
>>2465255Can't Chris just fuck someone?
>>2465199Shit... Does anyone want a makeshift neutron bomb?
Gura's gonna hit 7+ hours of streaming today at this rate.
>gura knows Nacho was a chris posterbased
>>2465176>>2465177>>2465180>>2465189>>2465193>>2465192Rub around your eyes right now and you will become aware you can feel all of your eye socket in your skull.
>>2465256I don't have bones.I have brass.
>>2465105I'll have Ina and Kiara in the background while doing something else, fuck that movie
>CHRISPOSTING
>chrisposting
>>2465271Well this time she wont have a weighty VR headset on so she'll be fine
>CHRISPOSTING?
>>2465269It ends at 123 with 130 and 131 as bonuses, that's the truth and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>2465282The years of steroids have neutered him
>>2465264yes, she just confirmed it
>Walked away to get some water>Missed the chris supadamn...
>ChrispostingSHE'S HERE
>Chrisposting
CHRISPOSTERS
I don't get it this meme of fuck my wife
>>2465228Accurate
>>2465154Collab with Reine?
>>2465271It was a VR horror game, newfriend.
AAAAAAHHHH CONTAINMENT HAS BROKEN
>>2465171no, the idea of doing anything non platonic with gura makes me uneasy. she's too young for love.
>>2465227Top 5 designs easy and it's a god damn shame it will never get any use
>>2464389
>ChrispostingUHHHH
>>2465282No because Leon's genes are purer and betterer.
why did she laugh at "chrisposting" like she saw this word the first time?
>>2465271She's not in danger if there's no VR
YOUR OSHI WILL COLLAB WITH IDS SHE WILL WATCH CATS AND SHE WILL PLAY MOBILE KUSOGE AND NO, SHE WON'T EVER DO HER NIHONGO REPS
>chris postingSHE'S FUCKING HERE HOLY SHIT
>>2465280The design still went to waste
>>2465290NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2465282THOSE EUROPEAN WHORES LEON. THEY SUCKED ME DRY. GOD LEON IT WAS LIKE I WAS NECK DEEP IN HEAVEN AND SO, SO MUCH ITALIAN PUSSY. BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. THEY SUCKED ME DRY AND YOU NEED TO DO THE JOB CHRIS.
>>2465281I would fucking cum but I don't think so anon, I'll be very surprised if she does
>SHE HAS THIGHS
>>2465332She's just reading the chat, which is HERE.
UOHHHHHHHHHHH THIGHS AND KNEECAPS
>>2465107But anon, that's Ayame. Shion is the one that streams once a month
Mention Ame right now if you're here, you dumb shark
>>2465281Sorry anon but it probably would've started by now
THAT FEET TEASE
>>2465282What? No dude he's too busy for that, who would he even bang?
UUUUUOOOH GURA DESCRIBING HER LEGS
WHATS AFTER THE HEEL GURA SAY IT
>refuses to say feetShe's doing it on purpose
Gura sounds hot...
SHE THANKED ME
>TOES NOT MENTIONEDTHEY AREN'T!!!!
>>2465334Shit happens, such is life.
pls gura slower
>Gura has thighs
g-gura what's above those thighs
UOOOOOH GURA FEET
anony moose thank you!
Gura describing her legs in such a basic way was somehow still hot.What the fuck is wrong with me.
Footfag BTFO, Gura doesn't have feet
>Gura talking about her anklesThis fucking WHORE
>teasing the footfags
TOES MENT-wait
>>2465281I wanna squish Ame's cheeks
THIS FUCKING SLUT BRAT TURNED ME INTO A FOOTFAG AND SHE KNOWS IT
>>2465271>>2465300>>2465314>>2465327wait that wasn't a rrat
Gura is 2X years old
>>2465305>>2465307>>2465308Didn’t she just read what someone in chat said?
>>2465281Anon...
>>2465356back of the knee maybe?
>>2465359Gimme a couple minutes to make it seem natural.
>>2465326She probably knows the "Continue tge Redfield blooline, Leon" meme but not "Chrisposting"This is the first time I've heard of Chrisposting too but I know the meme
>>2465385Explain this
>no "feet">no "toes"bros...
>>2465290OH FUCK
>All these "SHE"S HERE" over chrispostingThat shit broke containment like 3 days after the original song got posted and is basically a normie RE meme at this point
>>2465137I have like 900 hours in that game and didn't meet anyone. Though I did join a small guild (like 10-15 active ppl on avg) and I played with a friend for like 300 of those hours.
>>2465374>she doesn't crack her girlfriend's teenage daughter's toesngmi
Gura is unironically horny right now
>>2465396YEs, she really did break her neck live on stream
>>2465091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0a4WivJ_3c&t=18352s
>>2465381I hope someone replies to the next raunchy Pekora retweet with this... she'll love it.
>>2465396Anon how actually new are you? The stream isn't a secret, you can go watch it right now, you can literally watch when Luna half-breaks her neck
THIS FUCKING SLUT BRAT TURNED ME INTO A FOOTFAG AND SHE FUCKING KNOWS IT
>>2465382weirdest toe i've ever seen
>>2465164Nope, Youtube still takes your money & for most people that is indirect confirmation the account is still good, even when it isn't.
>>2465400me too, we are basically soulmates
I keep looking at the text on screen from the corner of my eye and I keep reading it as "strawberry cum"
I'm ngmi, hope an Anon archives this somewhere in case it gets privated...
>calli darkness>ina kazuma
MASOCHIST REAPER
GURAAAA
>calli is a massive Mmorifags is this true
Mori is a M. Confirmed by Gura!
>mentions Calli and Ina firstit's fucking over...
>>2464636You tell me, anon.
SHE HATES THE BIRD
>>2465445LMAO
>>2465396When you die in the game, you die for real. This has always been a warning, not a joke.
>>2465409???I see shoes but no feet.
mori is the correct association for megumin.
Gura is dumb...
>>2465451>that other juggle thing just swhoosing below PolkaCover's 3d seems... kind of of bad.
>>2465281it's a bit late for that but there will be a schedule and stream tomorrow!
>>2465445kek
>>2465446>WORK EROTIC UOOOOOOOOOOOH T o T>21 HOUR WORK SHIFT EROTIC TvT
>>2465454*frog
>>2465447she does it to herself
>retards posting about barb in chatWhy?
>>2465446>>2465447>>2465444>>2465443>makes tracks where she shittalks herself and welcomes others to tryIs it even a fucking question? Every time you talk shit, every time you brap post, she's out there getting off on it"Yeah, I'm a filthy fuck, goddamn"
>>2465269NEVER FUCKING MONGED
>>2465396She didn't "break" her neck per se but she did sustain an injury from throwing herself off her seat a few times in that 3D VR horror collab with Subaru and did spend time in the hospital as a result. You didn't know the baby princess was fragile?
Guraqua chads WW@
>>2465477Who?
Mori = DarknessIna = WizGura = MeguminAme = KazumaKiara = AquaThis is the only true answer.
You're welcome deadbeats, please use this information wisely
Do I go to bed now to wake up super early to watch Kiara?
>Calli is MeguminBest girl is best girl, all is right in the world
Kiara does act like Aqua but Mori is more like Dorkness
Ame is KazumaGura is MeguminKiara is AquaMori is darknessIna is Chomusuke
I've watched over 150 animes and I have never seen konosuba
This thread basically reaffirms my theory that /hlgg/ has a lot of lurking femanons trying to slowly re-masculinize men. I think of a lot of them actually basedpost to encourage certain types of manly posts
>Kiara is Yunyun
>>2465482HER lore, mentioned ONCE, still in the hearts of cliptards
>>2465329Im still waiting for the dere part of the tsundere archetype anya
what is up with gura's bottom teeth
>>2465495The only femanon I wanna fuck is Koopa
>>2465492Chomusuke...
>>2465494>animes
>>2465485
>>2465495shut tufck up
Gura - MeguminAme - DarknessIna - KazumaKiara - AquaCalli - Wiz
>>2465488Because you're a retard
You know what. I said this one time in /a/ and got chased off the board, and I'm gonna say it again because I'm tired of lying. MEGUMIN IS A SLUT WHO WOULD GIVE IT UP TO ANYONE THAT WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE HER EXISTENCE!Seethe and cope with this fucking truth bomb, niggers.
>>2465400>>2465398Megaman confirmed???
>>2465509>and mangos
I'm glad Enot is back and it's his sketchy style instead of his weird skeltal style.
>>2465462Darkness = MoriAqua = AmeliaMegumin = GuraYunyun = Ina
>>2465494I recommend it, its funny. Its not the best in the world, but its a good time.
>>2465488You should've gone, already. You'll only get 6 hours of sleep.
>>2465485I can see Kiara as Yunyun for some reason
>>2464915You REALLY think people here can get a girlfriend?Do you REALLY believe it?
>>2465329>watching catsnever gonna happen
>>2465495why would they waste their time?
Wiz >> Darkness >> yunyun >>>>>> Aqua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∞ shitgumin
COLLAB WITH HER GURAI'M GONNA START CHRISPOSTING FOR GURAME COLLABS
>stalkeroh no the russians have broke containment!
PLEASE PLAY STALKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2465494If you've watched over 150 animes you'd probably enjoy Konosuba anon
STALKER stream soon, chumbuds.
>>2465500Inaccurate, Yunyun makes my penis rise and Kiara makes it fall
>>2465518wtf I love Megumin even more now
>>2465495How do you know its not just manly men trying to re-masculinize anons?
>>2465514Shut up woman
BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKERS
>ina is yunyun
CYKA BLYAD PLAY STALKER GURA
>>2465531
>>2465523>Aqua = Ameliaaqua is kiara EZ>the appeal of the character is that they have a single digit iq that causes them to end up in comical situations
>>2465546Oh really? When?
>>2465485I want Ame to be Aqua so she can wear that outfit and show off her butt.
>>2465494It's ok. Best girl Wiz gets nowhere near enough time though
>>2465527no, ame was yunyun in her birthday
>>2465518I have a chance
>>2465521>AND GAYMEN
Stalker stream soon fellow anon
>STALKERHOLY BASED, PLEASE PLAY IT GURA
Holy shit I would kneel if a Stalker stream happened so hard
>>2465514Are you hiding something, anon?
Stalker was the game that taught me how to play fps's on pc...
STALKER PLSSSSSS
>>2465561NOW
>the slavs escapedShut it down
Oh shit please
>>2465515But Ina likes to EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION
>>2465570GURAGAMESH
[Interesting news]Virtual youtubers cannot transmit covid-19
>old games are trickyBarbie bros . . .
SHE'S GONNA ASK FOR STALKER PERMISSIONSLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
has anyone here ever kissed a girl? be honest
CAM ON GURA PLAY SOME FOOKIN STALKER
>>2465576>>2465554you will never make me a woman
Aгa oнa бyдeт игpaть в cтaлкep и вы ничeгo нe cдeлaeтe c этим!
you're a whore
>>2465556Oh really? When?
>>2465561unfortunately not
>>2465494>only 150>animesGet watching. Konosuba is okay but don't prioritize it above all else if there's something better to watch
tell Botan to play it. Stalker is really not a game for Gura
>>2465592No...
Yunyun is the only worthwhile woman from Konosuba and as such, she is my oshi's analogue
>>2465518Damn...she's just like me...
Have you sinned today, /hlgg/?
NADS AND CHERDS MENTIONED
cherdbuds>chumnads
>>2465518Sometimes that's all it takes. Do your Senjougahara reps. Love is being in the right place right time
>>2465589nice one
i watched a bit of Metroid today and gura seemed a bit frustrated at points. How did she do in RE2 and hows shes doing now with this post game talking shes been doing.
who /churd/ here
>Gura couldn't get Barbie Horse Adventure permissions
Nadbros?
>>2465514>Damascus is femanon?shocking
does gura not realize that nads is a slang term for balls
Cherds rise up
>>2465604Does it even have a japanese localization?
>>2465611>not wanting prime chuuni cunnyNGMI.>>>reddit.com
>>2465592A girl french kissed me in preschool
>>2465495there are no girls here, only girls (male)
>ow my nadsGura, please
Gura talking about balls, it's fucking over...
>>2465499You talking about Barbie? She mentions that shit like almost every watchalong
>>2465589was Botan really in a no more heroes 3 presser? Nice.
>>2465633>Ow my nadsYes she does
I wasn't gonna stay up this late but Gura's streams have been so enjoyable today.
>Nerds and chadswhat is this zoomer shit
where my cherds at
>>2465592Yes, but only because a friend of mine had her do it as part of a drinking game.
>>2465592yea i did once, was pretty sweet
>>2465596A >мы и нe пpoтив
you just know she wants to say the word chud but she can't quite get away with it
>>2465594You will never be a man.
Ger Loko sightingCRINGE
>>2465641Koopa...
>>2465632stop fucking calling me that i own no knives and create no fetis porn of any kind, i am a unique and distinct poster
>>2465514>>2465594I think you misread the original post
>>2465592I did, and it's really fucking amazing. You're better off not knowing.
>>2465626Ate shit a bunch to the 2 consecutive bossfights and finished the Leon route.
>>2465633She's fully aware, that's why she cracked up the first time she said it.
>>2465604Are you kidding? Stalker'd be a great game for Gura. Aside from the very last mission in SoC you can go at your own pace, it's super atmospheric, and the world is great to get lost in while just absorbing the environment.
megumin if for redditors and jannies
Isn't Stalker a fucking buggy mess of a game? I enjoyed it but...
>>2465592no and I've never even been close
THE NO ONE?!
>>2465664Sure thing Damascus
>>2465590If Botan gets wind of this and plays it, Russia will explode
>>2465626Gura completely forgot about Metroid mechanics.
>>2465633>she knows exactly what she's doing
>>2465592yes, I'm a whore.
>>2465638It has a Russian one, which is all Botan needs.
>>2465620a day without sinnin' is like a day without sunshine.
>>2465592I have a bunch of times. Used tongue as well. Never further than that and never with someone I actually liked so it might as well not have happened.
>>2465495Gura is trying to feminize her chumbuds with Barbie Horse Adventures and slumber parties, they have no chance
shilling quack remedies with gura!
>>2465620I've committed each of the seven today. I'm committing gluttony right now.
ahh
>>2465627>Chad nerd = cherdIs that a motherfucking cherdleys reference
>>2465518Doesn't that apply to literally every girl in Konosuba?>Darkness will fuck whoever treats her poorly and doesn't cringe to death during foreplay>Aqua would fuck Kazuma if he bought her cheap wine in an expensive bottle>Yunyun...
>>2465626She did very well with RE2 and the talking after she played the game has been UNRIVALED in terms of quality
>>2465664>damascus has multiple personalities inside his head and at least one of them is female
A STALKER stream would be terrible. You guys are dumb if you think it would go well. At least METRO would be a more streamlined experience for her
>>2465629
Of course she knows what nads means, this cheeky fucking kusogaki
>>2465638Not understanding it is part of the charm!
>cryptonasfaq bros...
Please explain the difference between churd and nad.
>>2465592Yeah....
>>2465592I kissed a girl at a party once, but she barfed during it
>>2465604Russians have been asking about Botan to play Stalker since fucking forever. No permissions.
>>2465651Is calling someone a nerd zoomer shit now?
>>2465695>First Barbie>Then the sleepovers>That time she called us and Deadbeats sistersBros why is my oshi trying to turn me into a tranny?
>>2465592I did kiss my sister one and she didn't say anything......We were 14 back then....
>>2465651well she can't say virgins because she is one
>>2465446"I'm masochistic actually" are literally the lyrics in her debut song.
>>2465592Yes but it was family so it doesn't count
>>2465589Why were people ok with this but the Mori/Gigguk collab people got pissed?
>>2465710>Cherd*Based>NadCringeSimple as.
>>2465710Churds are chads who are nerdsNads are nerds who are chads
>>2465681>>2465703Pretty sure I've seen Damascus admit he goes to shitpost in /a/ whenever Gura streams are on. So whoever this imitator is, it ain't Damascus.
>>2465674How's it on the easiest difficulty, played by a baby who runs away at the first sign of danger instead of fighting back?
>>2465495Anon, it's all guys here. Don't take that weapons-grade copium and just accept it.
>>2465718anon... you're based, incest is based
>>2465710churds are more chad and nads are more nerd
We can’t haveONE THREADI don’t know whyIt doesn’t even matter how hard you cryFor meidos to try, once in their livesTo remove those who whineAnd post ABAYOSPrivacy is a pipe dreamWatch it fade into the sky as doxxbeats screamWatch them roommate-post ‘til the end of the threadWhen the image limit is deadOH NO >It’s realJust scroll down belowWatch the (You)s fill up most of the windowTrying to pretend that nobody else had knownWasting image cap just to make tears flowCould have kept it inside, but you didn’t try to hideYou just had to nark It doesn’t matter, SEA or EOPBoth (You) and me saw the memory of a time when theyTried so fast, to hide their pastBut in the end, they still got doxxed They tried so bad, to not have yabs But in the end, they still got doxxedONE THREADI don’t know whyIt doesn’t even matter how hard you tryTo forget what’s behind the spoilers you findWith all the replies saying that >It’s realWhy are there this many roommate postsYou’d think that all the meidos turned into ghosts Remembering all the threads before /vt/I’m surprised it got this badIt’s not how it needs to beJust rangeban anybody who makes posts from SEANot that the doxxing would endBecause it gets posted in every threadTried to keep it contained, but the tourists cameWasn’t EN a Myth?What it used to be is a memory, ‘cause now all we see are the times when theyTried so fast, to hide their pastBut in the end, they still got doxxed They tried so bad, to not have yabs But in the end, they still got doxxedCan’t put my trust in (You)To not post all their infoFor all thisIs shit that we already knowThey tried so fast, to hide their pastBut in the end, they still got doxxed They tried so bad, to not have yabs But in the end, they still got doxxed
[Good News]
>>2465689
>>2465638that didn 't stopped her to play other games, like Diablo 2 or most games from the Game Pass sponsor
>>2465714hot.
>>2465720>Ame called us a bunch of virgins>Gura can'tSad
>>2465639>as if she isn't the one those people go wild overMegumin is for people looking for a chuuni who can do cool boom magic, they're the Rinfags of Konosuba.Yunyun is for people who have moved past that childish ideal and want someone worthwhile, aka, the Sakurachads of Konosuba
>>2465729Call me when Cuckuck makes a bunch of rad ass video games.
>>2465718Coward, if she didn't like it she would have said so.
stop spelling it "churd" you idiots
>>2465641god I hope so, last time a female replied to me I had to close the thread and walk back and forth my room a few times.
>>2465729Gigguk is a huge fucking loser who contributes nothing to this worldNMH devs are extremely based
>>2465592I HAD AN INDIRECT KISSU WITH MY CRUSH ON HER BIRTHDAY.
>>2465592ew no sounds gross
>>2465714nice, free snackies!
>>2465732i said i am not he, i am a unique and distinct anyafriend
>>2465718nice, I wish I had a sister to fuck
>>2465718hot
>>2465592The feeling of missing out is nothing compared to the feeling of missing it.An emptiness incomparable, yet unknowable. A curse that can only be truly appreciated by the cursed.
>It's been 4 hours
>>2465747Ame can get away with literally anything.
>>2465664
「Monhan News」 Zinogre is カッコイイ
>>2465592Almost. A girl pinned me against the wall of a shed in 2nd grade
>>2465592On the cheek when I was in middle schoolThat's the last time I was kissed.
>>2465761Anyaposters scare me
>>2465748Jesus Christ fatefags are insufferable.
>>2465592no...
>>2465748what about people who just want to IMAGINE
ZAME MENTION
>>2465592A girl punched me once does that count
>>2465668only feels amazing if you're absolutely inlove with that personit has been 3 years and I still think of our moments sometimes
>>2465775hot
Would (You) be mad if Huke-Papa called in for Kiara's birthday? Be honest.
Wait... I just received a Damascus knife as a gift. Does that mean.....?????? Guys....?
>>2465794no, because im not a colossal nigger.
J*U why is gura calling us chuds?
>>2465717I can speak wamenI see you like a sister = I find sex with you as revolting as gay incest
>>2465718
>she didn't read the RE5 Gurame suggestionOH NO NO NO GURAMEKEKS????
>gura thanks discordfag>chat erupts with acknowledgement of the discordfagit's all so tiresome
>>2465794No
>>2465725They're also her quoting the people asking her to hurt them, though that doesn't change the fact that she actually is a masochist.
I can't figure out why people including me like the sound of her screams so much either. Maybe it's just that it's overly girly, or something?
>>2465745Botan played the original Diablo 2, which had a JP localization. She also had a wiki up to reference.
>>2465592Made out with a girl and got to like third base when I was 14 but after I left her house I realized it was pretty boring. Haven't done anything since
dead space when
>>2465775You fucked it, didn't you anon?
>>24657907 years here. Sorry bud, never gets better. "Time heals wounds" Is a meme.
Gura takes off the hood and gets ready to say goodbye..
>>2465729Bastard pussied out of the EvAbridged movies A DECADE AGO AND I'M STILL UPSET HE CHASED THE MONEY INSTEAD
and just like that, Gura will ghost us for another 3 days, like every other week
>>2465780just you wait for the fate watchalong
RATE THE STREAM
>>2465592only my mom
>Gura is hotT o T
I miss Gura already...
this shork streamed almost 7 hours today, say something nice about her
>>2465007A lot of parents literally give their children brain damage by feeding them an improper diet and using improper cooking techniques. Remember that whole cultural thing where everyone was like "why won't my kids eat their vegetables?" because you fucking steam them into mush and don't season them you goddamn trout. The reason kids like their lunchables and mcdonalds is because it's actually seasoned and doesn't taste like a towel. There is next to no nutritional value in steamed vegetables with no seasoning, or boiled broccoli, or fucking baked ziti. The reason people end up spending all their cash on eating out instead of cooking isn't because "cooking is hard" or "I don't know how to cook" it's because in their mind they don't think home cooking is worth it because their parents were garbage cooks. I've cooked for children before, they love my cooking, I don't dumb anything down for them. 5 year olds have loved my broccoli and balsamic vinegar salad, they don't need their taste dumbed down after age 4, it's not fucking worth it. The mere concept of feeding a 10 year old fucking lunchables every day is insulting, they deserve better and actually need it. This type of shit is not made for growing children, it's nutritional value barely meets the standards of a 6 year old and definitely no one older. There have been studies done that families who eat nothing but processed canned garbage or go out to some fast food every day for their meals have lower IQs, are less healthy in general, and have more diseases than kids who eat all natural. I was fed a strict diet of organic vegetables and the highest quality fish my parents could get, and I skipped highschool entirely and started community college at 14. The other kids I knew who had no food standards, most didn't even graduate highschool. Same thing happens with water, the lower quality water someone has, the more prone to disease, mental conditions, and general lack of health. Feeding kids the shit some parents are is literally causing their brains to develop wrong, it's actually making them stupider and decreasing their lifespan and increasing the difficulty of their entire life, just because they weren't fed properly during their youth. The concept of garbage food being given because it's "good enough for kids" is sickening and frankly should be counted as child abuse. There are plenty of ways around this but the easiest and one of the simplest is microgreens. They're cheap to grow yourself, don't even take a week per batch, and are chock full of 10X more nutrients than most school lunches per serving. They can be made to taste good, go great on pizza, and when you're not growing them the seeds just sit in the back of a closet in a can. You need very little specialized equipment and what you do need doesn't total above $30, and children frankly don't give a shit what they eat as long as it tastes good. You just need to learn to cook with them and they'll pay for themselves 20 fold in health benefits. But there's some fucked up stigma against giving kids "adult food" for reasons I will never understand. Microgreens themselves are even seen as "hippie food" because people don't' actually know what they are. They're literally just tiny vegetables, chock full of vitamins and easier and faster to grow. They're conceptually identical to buying stuff like a "green tomato," it's not fucking hippie food it's the natural progression of having so many seeds available due to industrialized farming. It's like how ghetto kids bring eachother down by calling the ones who actually do well in school "bitch ass nerds," the general public thinks the new wave of food is hoighty toighty nonsense because they were raised on garbage and can't accept progress unless it's been deep fried and cooked until it has the same health benefits as sand. Even stuff that's existed for centuries like kombucha is thought of as "hippy shit" because people don't understand how much a healthy gut biome helps your entire life, you can even homebrew kombucha relatively easily and cheaply. All this shit and the same people still get fucked up when they see "monosodium glutamate" or "modified cornstarch" or god forbid "fructose." They think "all natural" cooking means "not adding fucking anything" then they narrow their selection to actual worthless garbage that doesn't benefit anyone except whoever fucktard is making the product. It's sheer ignorance and it's a cycle perpetuated by the parents of these people not understanding how to make half decent food without relying on siracha, old bay, or martha stewart mixes. It's causing the fucking widening of the social glass gaps and it's something that could easily be rectified if people understood what the new wave of food actually was.
>streams we'll really likeWHAT COULD IT BE?
>>2465592yes. when it's good, it's indescribable.
>>2465592Closest I got was a girl poking me on the lips in high school when I was half-asleep.
>>2465592I kissed a guy
>>2465794What the fuck, of course not
>>2465802You have been chosen for a special task. In the coming days, you will be receiving fourteen separate bottles of vinegar. Good luck.
God damn her hat is so fucking terrible looking
Gura.....................
>>2465592only my lesbian cousin....
>>2465798It was nice knowing you anon...
>>2465465Thanks Ame
So considering that she took like a 20 minute break inbetween streams, today was still Gura's longest streaming day right?
>>2465833Faggot
>>2465744my day is brightened with this news
>>2465794What kind of schizo would be mad at a holo's mama/papa calling in for their birthday if they had the balls/time to?
>>2465592Not willingly
>>2465821Rare form (hopefully not for long) / 10
>>2465826she delayed my reps to past midnight
>>2465592I'm pretty sure I was kissed by a girl when I was 6 or 7 years old. I didn't want it, fuck that bitch.
>>2465592Yeah in middle school
>>2465798your anya folder will arrive at the door shortly, along with your antidose of medication to keep your brain soft and malleable
>>2465820>Gura>Ever getting into fateshitNever EVER happening. Feel free to screenshot this.
>>2465794No. Huke is based and they should have let him stay on the MC server.
>>2465806get used to it.t. kfp
>>2465828b-based?
>>2465821i don't wanna
I hate mondays
>>2465518Thats yunyun tho
>>2465446Yes. There's a reason she's not very into people calling her mommy and wanting her to step on them. She wants to be dominated by a man(let).
>>2465772I love zinogore
>>2465798The curse will cause you to turn into Damascus overnight. I'm sorry.
So what Gura lore did we learn today? Because there's a lot to digest
>>2465812>after I left her house I realized it was pretty boring. Haven't done anything sinceChad
>>2465838Meant for >>2465798
>>2465826I need to get ready to get on a plane in 3 hours and I'm happy Gura kept me company
>>2465828ogey
>>2465794who the fu - who is - what - I should kick your fucking ass
>>2465794No, being jealous of papas never made sense
>>2465842L O N D O NONDON
>>2465828Kinda based even if off-topic, I literally only eat burgers and garbage like that and I feel properly called out
>>2465828based nutritionanon
>>2465780Your oshi WILL read FateYour oshi WILL tell Zerofags to fuck offYour oshi WILL read the spinoff mediaYour oshi's streams WILL ALWAYS devolve into her going on tangents about how something reminded her of FateYour oshi will NEVER read Tsukihime
Good night Gura, try to get some sleep.
Gura is so cute when she doesn't want to go and says "good buy" a million times before finally ending the stream!
>>2465798You have to be incredibly autistic about coffee and be actually okay at drawing too
>>2465761Okay I'm convinced because Damascus spent the last 20 minutes writing >>2465828
>>2465798The curse has passed on. Your toasted milk will arrive shortly.
>>2465862fuck that cheating faggot, go put more illegal enchants on a xbow you dumb fuck
>>2465826i don't have to work for another 9 hours so i can't even be annoyed
>>246584815 minutes and yeah, she streamed for about 6h45m
Gura is so cute and lovely... I wish I could marry her
>>2465828What's your opinion on subscription based meal making kits like HelloFresh that advertisers keep paying youtubers to shill
>>2465860>implying i was refering to gura alone
>>2465828thats why the girls love you anon because you can cook for your wife and future children
>>2465794No, he was the one who designed one of my favorite animes and my oshi
>>2465871she's getting into swede music
>>24658192*
>>2465829T4 members feet ratingPublic karaokeMembers karaokeRisu collabPekora collabCoco collab
>>2465888Yeah, this.
>>2465729BECAUSE MAFIA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY AND COOL UNLIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE TRASH TASTE PODCAST DUE TO BEING A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY ANIMETUBERS WHO ARE LITERALLY INTO HOLOLIVE AS FAD CHASING TO BOOST THEIR CHANNEL VIEWS.
>>2465828Now THIS is Damascus
>>2465892Kill yourself Enma
>>2465884Zero was good though
rate the stream
>>2465884Not gonna happen
>>2465794Yes, but only because I'd be jealous, Huke is based and I want to talk to him instead
Why is Gura's neck like this?
>>2465871>confirmed a virgin>wants us to groom girls over discord (cause that's the only relationships she knows)
>>2465871She's terminal dork
>>2465003Hey I'm from 30 minutes in the future and I can tell you he wasn't pretending.
>>2465886*good byeI need to go to sleep myself, my mind is falling apart.
>>2465871has almost certainly never been on a real date
>>246582110/10
>>2465871She's a Sabatonchad
>>2465884ok, but what if she starts with zero?
>>2465794No because Kiara's birthday couldn't be a more worthless and insignificant event
>>2465821easy 10/10, she read something I put in chat
Susan fix your pajeet website.
>>2465865I hate Tuesdays
>>2465871She has a skeleton. I also moved her down from rank 2 to rank 4-5 tied with Mori on most likely to be a virgin.
>>2465828Alright jeez I'll eat my veggies I guess
>>2465828There's a lot of conjecture here but I'm pretty sure the general idea is probably right and borne out in actual studies, healthy eating is an important part of lifestyle measurements and is pretty highly correlated with a lot of health measures.Microgreens is interesting though, I'd never heard of em becoming a health fad til your last post a couple months ago about them, it's a good idea in theory but I've never tried it yet.
Ok so how do I start my grooming reps for Gura?
>>2465917Leon fucked my sister/10
Gura streamed six hours and forty four minutes today. We are all truly blessed.
how long until the next streams
Can’t wait to see the schedule on Wednesday with longer karaoke on it
>>2465940Jesas, what the actual fuck?
>>2465923>>2465930What makes you say that?
>>2465592Yes. I like kissing more than sex.>>2465718Do you have any lingering feelings or attraction for your sister?
>>2465923>confirmed virginDid she show her hymen or something? You know she can act dumb for kayfabe right?
I noticed that Gura has [Spoiler Alert] in the title of the stream. If this doesn't have to be privated and edited, would that mean a spoiler tag was all that was necessary this whole time? Have archived all of her RE2R just in case regardless though
>>2465885Damn, I gotta hand it to background artists. Their level of detail and design is outstanding
>>2465909>Risu collabGod I wish those retards would collab it hurts
>>2465871She's grooming Ame on Discord. Also she knows less than me about dating so I wish her good luck.
Reminder
Hora dorufin hora doru fanHora dorufin doru fan doru fon
Important reminder on upcoming birthdays.Rikka is celebrating his 2nd birthday on April 15th!Temma is celebrating his 2nd birthday on April 18th!Kanata is celebrating her 2nd birthday on April 22nd!Sora is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 15th!Ina is celebrating her 1st birthday on May 20th!Roboco is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 23rd!Only care about HoloEN? Here's what to look forward to!Ina's first birthday will be on May 20th!Gura's first birthday will be on June 20th!Kiara's first birthday will be on July 6th!
>>2465871She is a dickhead
>>2465729/hlgg/ had this discussion already way too many times and several slide threads were made on this subject, shut the fuck up already
>>2465871She has tomoko-tier sexual prowess and experience.
>>2465886I agree wholeheartedly, it's the cutest thing ever
>>2465871she has been on a least 3 (three) dates
>>2465871she HATES chumnads. cherdbuddies on the other hand...
>>2465892kill yourself mineshart autist
>>2465828Jesus christ Damascus learn how to fucking format your paragraphs
>>2465871she used to have a pair of purple chopsticks with black owls on them
>>2465916Why does zero make it seem like the war cursed the grail when the vn said it was always cursed by Angra? or am a getting info wrong
Uh, at least it seems to be adding the deleted views back?
>>2465871She is my long lost relative that the extended family forgot to include
>>2465958when a girl tells you to hit on a girl with discord you know she's never done irl dating
>>2465946...you marked her as LESS likely to be a virgin after what we heard today?
>>2465961Do you have any proof she isn't? All signs lead to her being a giga autist.
>>2465961there's no way you can pretend to spill that much spaghetti anon
>>2465951Play an online game popular with females.
>>2465923which thing that she said exactly makes you think confirmed virgin?
RE2 VOD immediately went private.
>>2465961>he isn't a T4 member
Shill me your non EN oshi
>>2465916NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE NATURE OF THE GRAIL WAS MISREPRESENTEEEEDDDDDDON'T FUCKING THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT'S MISREPRESENTED IN EVERY ROUTE EXCEPT HEAVEN'S FEEEEEEEEEL
>>2465917>super metroid6/10 kinda bland>RE28/10 pretty fun, lots of screams>after stream chatting12/10 absolutely godlike.
>>2465933that's not how you're supposed to play the game!
>>2465995Sorry I meant the other way around. I wrote it like a retard.
>>2465933It would be a tragedy
>>2465992Maybe she was intentionally giving bad advice? Though I recall her giving bad advice before too, I think during a minecraft stream.Have a time stamp?
>>2465592I kissed my ex, she was 6 ft tall and i was 5'7
>>2465888please leave me to anyapost in peace away from both the misconceptions and wiles of your knife-weilding microgreen farmer, thank you very maybe.
>>2465923please stop making fun of her
>>2465828Going to second >>2465986, your posting style is very distinct but very few anons are gonna be willing to read a literal wall of text even if the contents are excellent.
>>2465865Same desu
>>24649151)Put yourself in social situations where you can meet new people frequently.2) Real confidence is overrated, fake it till you make it.3) Make female *friends*. It'll help you from spilling spaghetti in front of cute girls, and they might help you with fashion or set you up with their friends.4) Don't hyperfixate on a single girl if it's not panning out. You can spend years not dating if you only are looking for one fish in the sea.5) Basic hygiene is key. Shower frequently (if not daily) wear a pleasant smelling deodorant (girls used to smell me in high school just because I had a nice one), get a nice haircut and brush your teeth at least daily.6) If you want a girlfriend that shares your interests, go to conventions/clubs/etc for that thing and say hi to people.7) Sometimes girls won't be into you and that's fine. Everyone has preferences, don't let it hurt your ego.
>>2465828>I was fed a strict diet of organic vegetables and the highest quality fish my parents could get, and I skipped highschool entirely and started community college at 14Every time you say something like this my gut instinct is to not believe you but at the same time it always explains a whole fucking lot about why you are the way that you are.
Gura streamed 6 hours and 45 minutes today!
>>2465989
>>2465828For the love of god, get married already damascus.I want to see what kind of kid you would raise.>balanced healthy diets makes you smarterThat's cool and all but I've seen fat ass parents do everything in their power to keep schools from giving kids anything but shit food.Does this rant come with a solution to the issue?
>>2465970>Ina and I share a birthdayNeat.
>>2466003You could at least wait until the chat dies before you try that
>>2465978talking about your ideal dates isn't confirmation of actually going on dates anon
>>2465887Okay I think I may be safe. I actually am autistic about my coffee, but I abandoned any hopes of being good at drawing. I won't become him... Right?
Please have a look at this chimkin.
>>2466008Just listen to this, she's actually singing these days
>>2465997I don't know, after saying to that guy that she's his little prostitute I feel like she has experience.
>>2465970Weird how all the EN birthdays are all in the same four-month span, one for each month, except for Ame.
GURA IS FUCKING GIVING US DATE TIPS CAUSE SHE'S DOING THIS STUFF WITH AME. LITERALLY GROOMING HER OVER DISCORD UNTIL THE OFFCOLLAB WHERE THEY WILL HAVE LAN PARTIES
>>2466027MY KNEES WERE STARTING TO HURT I'M SO GLAD SHE ENDED THE STREAM
>>2465884My oshi already has, and along with her admission to drinking Red Bull, it's the most disappointing thing about her.
>>2465988>zero make it seem like the war cursed the grailIt doesn't? I don't read Fate generals so maybe I missed something, but I didn't think it did that at all. The grail is never shown as something good before the war.
>>2466001Is R6 or Apex popular with the girls?
>>2465964Holy fuck if Risu collabed with Gura I kneel so hard
>>2465909Hope she pulls through with the karaoke.I do hope it's a public one too, it has been a while since the last publice one.
Nasushit has never and will never be anything within an order of magnitude of good.
>>2465828meds, unironically
>>2465794obviously no. huke is based as fuck. he created my favorite animu and my adorable oshi.
>>2465729Previous collab partners: Professional seiyuus/artists, NMH devs, ZUN, pro esports commentatorsCompared to: three guys that can't shut up about jojoshame on you for making that comparison
>>2466034It was on Past Livestreams a minute ago and its now gone.
>>2465970>Sora is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 15th!She only debuted a day or two ago and she's already four? Incredible, that's the Daisenpai for you
>>2465940every time i see one of those graphs, it reminds me of the noisy linear interpolation that gura's weird malfunction put into the waveform of her ASMR stream. it looks just like that.
>>2465592Two girlfriends in high school, two randoms in college.It was cool, I guess. Been like 5 years since the last one.
>Want to make a clip of Gura eating strawberries>Get thisFuck me
>Gura doesnt use her hood because someone called her a dickhead and cant unsee it>doesn't use the trident because it towers over her>doesn't use bloop because is too low and has to show too much model>doesn't watch vtubers outside HLHow many rrats were executed today?
>>2465963He made the Iname psycho one as well.https://twitter.com/ChMyxo/status/1381387875569201152
>>2465828Based and truth pilled.My parents always steamed and boiled veggies and didn't season them beyond salt and pepper and I hated veggies for yearsNow I've learned to cook and worked at a couple restaurants I fucking love some good veggies because I know how to prepare them.Love me some kale, collard greens, broccoli, green beans, brusselsprouts, etc.
>>2466040>>2466008
>>2466038Well, the transformation also requires a few more things. As long as you never have a girlfriend and leave her due to a lack of incentive to continue you're okay.
>>2466016>>2465992Whether she's a virgin or not is irrelevant when she's answering shit like this because even if she isn't, she obviously isn't going to fucking give it away on stream, and further discussion of this topic beyond that breaks the only rule this board has. Shut the fuck up.
>>2465959She's beautiful but everytime she came into my room and laying my bed I told her to fuck back to her room
>>2466039that's a cute chicken
RE2 stream is private
>>2466051I'm sorry anon but Towa is a man.
How long until the stream goes private?
>>2465794No, because I'm not a fucking schizo
>>2466080Anon why are you gay?
>>2466039I want that chicken.
>>2466061Nevermind its back again
>>2466027I'm honestly kind of glad my oshi only streams 4 hours a day at absolute max. It would be a lot harder to catch all her content if she was as crazy as some of her coworkers
>>2466061It's there and in normal uploads for me. Faster than usual too
>>2466025You have to keep in mind his sister couldn't go to a normal school because she wouldn't stop screaming. Apparently. His entire family isn't quite normal
I kinda like this pairing https://twitter.com/Asmorius/status/1381470492792512515?s=20
>>2466085nice try
>>2466051Apex, kind of. I've run into at least 2 using voice chat doing ranked solo this season but they're rarer at plat and higher so being a shitter helps.
>>2465828Jesas. I won't steam the fucking broccoli, get off my back.
>>2465794No and purityniggers need to go back to >>>/hlg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU
It's begun hurting when stream time is over. And extremely happy when those I love are on.I'm well aware of how para-social and (co)dependent relationships work, and I don't feel bad for being in one, but still.I guess I haven't felt being in love for so long it's became alien.
>>2466061That's just youtube doing its thing. Reload the stream page and it's right there
>>2465970Can't wait for my angel's birthday.
>>2466085ogeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU
>>2466018You and I both long for the day when he moves off shooping anya, then.
>>2466067In other words, all these useless gimmicks just take screen space, so she ditched them, just like Ina did her tentacles and Mori her scythe and Kiara her sword and shield.
Click on this .webm, close your eyes and then pause it.The Holo you land on will cook you dinner tomorrow night. How well do you fare?
>>2466074>and further discussion of this topic beyond that breaks the only rule this board hasthose rules don't matter anymore seeing that the Gura is a whore being part of her lore thread being up (I remember the old days when cuckposting got warned right away)
>>2466080anon, she wanted that dick
>>2465871She hate indies
>>2466097Weakness. Months of watching Kiara after waking up at 7 am has prepared me for Gura streaming for 6+ hours every couple days.
Sub to Iofi
>>2466082Muscle chicken
>>2466074Cry more, white knight.
>>2465961>Did she show her hymen or something?Why yes she did, thank you for asking.
>>2465987and it got moldy.
>>2465940It keeps shaving off the top like ice cream Jeez.
>>2466111Same desu
>>2465923I think it's funny how hard it triggers people when you suggest someone from EN is a virgin. Their brains short-circuit
>>2466102That's what I mean, every post has something absolutely outrageous in it that stretches my suspension of disbelief but it always does a whole lot to explain why he's such a fucking freak of nature
>>2466080Anon what the hell are you doing?! if you're attracted to her why are you spurning her!?
>>2465961i know you guys don't have access to marginally autistic women but i do and the one i know is not a virgin. gura's a huge dork, sure, but that isn't enough to deter a guy interested in her.
>>2466120She can't cook for me because she's dead......
>>2466120>ReineI'm sure I'll be fine
>>2465794Yes. No make should even exist within a 5km radius of a single Hologirl. All males in video games and media they see should be converted to females. All voices they hear should be auto pitched up to resemble a female voice.
Rate the like removal, blue graph
>>2466123Gura...your sisters...
>>2466121It's a shame that /vt/ is the shithole that it is but I'd hope that /hlgg/ would be better at least. Oh well.
>>2466120>noelnot a clue
JP collabs that ENs have done or will be doing by themselvesKiara: lots of themIna: Polka + Nene, Mel, Aki, HaachamaAme: Roboco, Mel, HaachamaMori: Korone, RikkaGura:
>>2466120Horsecock...
>>2465970I'm saving for my oshi's birthday merch
>>2466120>KiraBut he's dead...
>>2466068Cute!
>>2466127I mean if you can tolerate Kiara's voice at 7 am I'm sure you can tolerate damn near anything.
[Surprising News] Gura streamed more than 20 hours this week.
>>2466120>KiraLooks like I'm having horse cock for dinner!
>>2466120Shuba shuba, I get to live.
>>2465828Based. A proper upbringing is really important, the rate at which kids develop is insane. They learn faster and benefits more from proper nutrition compared to an adult.
>>2466134Go back, p*ka
>>2466097This is me being kinda glad Gura doesn’t stream as much as Ame though I’d still find a way to watch it all if she did
>>2465940the bug... it's evolving!
>>2466094>>2466122>>2466144t. doesn't have sisters
>>2465899They're actually a step in the right direction, albeit one I don't entirely agree with since there's little educational value, it's definitely better than cornflakes and chicken tendies.>>2466032>Does this rant come with a solution to the issue?Educate people. Taking home ec out of the general curriculum was the second most damaging thing that ever happened to society. >>2466069Based self improvement chad, in a perfect world everyone loves their vegetables.
>>2466120>Nenedamn I'm a lucky fellow
>>2466120>haachamaOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>2465988>always cursed by AngraNOTHAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHERIT WAS ONLY TWISTED IN THE THIRD HOLY GRAIL WAR, WHEN THE EINZBERNS SHAPED THE RITUAL TO SUMMON AN AVENGER-CLASS SERVANT IN THE HOPES OF CHEATING OUT A WIN, AND THEY SUMMONED ANGRAWHEN HE DIED AND WAS RETURNED TO THE GRAIL AS MANA, HIS EXISTENCE AS THE COLLECTIVE WISH OF HUMANITY TO ABSORB ALL EVILS OF THE WORLD ACTIVATED THE GREATER GRAIL'S RESPONSE AND SPIKED THE GRAIL WITH IT'S WISH, SO IT'S WISH IS NOW PRE-PROGRAMMED INSIDE OF IT TO DEFAULT TO "BIRTH ANGRA MAINYU"ZEROFAGS THINK THAT THE GRAIL IS A MONKEY'S PAW, AND THAT THE GRAIL FUNCTIONS TO TWIST A WISH TO CREATE SUFFERING, BUT THAT'S FUCKING WRONG; IT WAS ONLY EVER GOING TO BIRTH ANGRA AND THEY'VE BEEN SPOUTING NONSENSE FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT
>>2466159Gura: Marine and Matsuri
>>2466151this is certainly a very predictable and highly periodic phenomenon.
>>2466151Fuck you Susan/10
>>2465988The Holy Grail pre-Angra Mainyu wasn't "cursed" but also only functioned exactly how Angra Mainyu described; it'll grant your wish, but only in a way that you can understand. For Kiritsugu, who only ever tried to achieve his ideal by killing others, it'll manifest his wish of saving the world by committing genocide on a worldwide scale. The Grail can't grant your wish in a way that you yourself can't conceptualize, which is why Kiritsugu was doomed to fail even if Angra Mainyu didn't exist. All Angra Mainyu did was turn the wish-granting device of the Holy Grail into something that, regardless of what you wish for, will result in the birth of All the World's Evils.
>>2466120Can't wait until she makes me drink a Unicorn's load.
>>2466159Its always funny to be that Ame is only behind Kiara in number of Collabs. Its good that she's doing her reps, fuck people that don't like collabs.
>>2466068Takos are pretty neat huh
>>2466120>I actually managed to land on my oshi first tryI'm going to be just fine.
>>2465961My virgin detector is off the chart with her.My rrat is Mori and Gura = Virgins. They are too fucking autistic and spill too much spaghetti.
>>2466119it's even worse since all those you mentioned, specially ina's, are very well rigged, Gura's hood is a terrible job.
>>2466120Oh fuck I got Haachama (or Haato)
>>2466165But I unironically enjoy Kiara's voice
>>2466120Astel.... can he cook?
>>2466120Kanade better know how to fucking COOK because he isn't getting any pity from me
>>2466120>Pizza PapaHuh. Something tells me I know what's for dinner.
>>2466160>>2466163>>2466168How did we all get Kira?
>>2465828True but you might have shown your power level too quickly. Gotta ease people in to the healthy stuff.How do tiny farms even work? You need some sort of fertilizer right? The plants are not going to get any good trace minerals unless they are in the soil.
>>2466120>MoonaDoes she even cook? I wouldn't mind eating lots of cheeseburgers though.
>>2466116i wouldn't want a resident sperg to have to change anything, just need to educate the populace on proper anya scouting and identification as to not mislabel individuals or species.anyaposter taxonomy should be taught in /hlgg/ school.
>>2466120It's really awkward because she's racist against my wife and probably hates my guts as well for being a gaijin.
>>2466120>TowaShe's a good housewife, I'll be fine.
>>2466120she eats all the food
>>2465992How are we missing the obvious explanation, she said Discord because that's how J approached her, the literally only way she's dated is over discord [/spoiler ] and discord sex with Ame.
>>2466120>MoriDeadbeats, can she cook?
jwu how we doing guramebros
>>2466167That's actually surprising, especially with how short her RDR2 stream was. Sorry chumbuds but I really hope she drops it and moves on to something else.
>>2466151BUY THE DIP
>>2466198My virgin detector is off the charts with you. Its like you never heard of kayfabe. Also should stop talking about this to avoid doxfags.
>>2466160>>2466163>>2466168>THREE KirasHow? Is this a sign?
>>2466120cute dog
>>2466120>Lamyhow fucked am I?
does Cover have THQ permissions?
>>2466120>RisuMy oshi cooking me dinner let's fucking go I don't even care how good or bad it would be
>>2466151it works as intended
>>2466226>Drops it>When she finished it
Anyone got the timestamp for when Gura read the chris SC? I missed it
>>2466120>Flare
>>2466120>Inapretty good
>>2466223No
>>2466204>implying you won’t have to cook three meals for him during his 18 hour apex binges
>>2466215>plants are not going to get any good trace minerals unless they are in the soil.common misconception, you can grow microgreens with a plastic tray, a sponge, and water. Look up low budget hydroponics for more info.
Guys, that retard is the last person you should be taking advice from on how to develop a healthy brain.
>>2466224Fine, I just miss Ame..
>>2466181Did you make all these Anya edits yourself? They're all so beautiful and have nice filenames.
>>2466217Anon you are retarded she isn't racist just autistic. You read an inspect element shitpost off this site.
>>2466120>PekoraI haven't done my reps, /jp/, I failed...
>>2466185>THEY'VE BEEN SPOUTING NONSENSE FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHTand i will continue to do that just yo make you seethe
>>2466120>lamyim worried.
>>2466239Do i type the>[deleted]preemptively for when you notice your mistake?
>>2466232He will return...
>>2466051Ark is a good one to find girls. Same with GTA
>>2466224Oh yeah! Doing just fine anon...W-we're getting a collab soon, right?
image slot for chikinwife
>>2466223She said she can make curry apparently, but that's it iirc
>>2466240About 4 hours and 5 minutes in.
Mori is very pretty.
>>2466262Fuck it's late and I can't read
true unitychads would be able to tell who's who by voice and bgm alone right?https://www.sporcle.com/games/TrekLord/holovoice
>>2465828holy fucking based
>>2466167I love her
>>2466120>DadCan she cook? I always watch her having food deliveries.
>>2466239Anon I was talking about RDR2...
>>2466051Overwatch
>>2466037she talked about her dinner date in a way you'd only be aware of if you'd been on one.
>>2466223she can only make curry
>>2466268another chickenwife slot!
>>2466120>MatsuriFuck no, reroll>TemmaWhyWhy
>>2466256>Implying the shitpost isn't based off facts.
>>2466258IT WORKS
>>2466181>Educate people.Correctpilled, put aside a few hours a week at a minimum all through primary and highschool to teach proper nutrition, cooking and physical health. But it'll go in the "too hard" basket and the decline will continue.
>>2466228>he thinks awful advice from the 9000 year old shark is kayfabeyou're more delusional than unicorns at this point.
>>2465592I've had 7 partners. It's weird that this board is actually full of virgins, quit making us look bad guys.
>>2466287basado
>>2466120>AnyaW-what can she cook?
>>2466248I'd actually do it. He'd be stuck with different variations of fried rice though...
>>2466052I just need to hear them sing together, at least once, in a real karaoke. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???
>>2466181>taking home ec out of the general curriculum was the second most damaging thing that ever happened to societyDo you have a plan of action?You've gotten me invested in your own beliefs and ideas but it's worthless if all you're doing is ranting about it at parties and basket weaving sites.
>>2466273i miss her...
>>2466280We'll know for sure when she does her BBQ stream.
>>2466296t. woman
>>2466143His plan isn't to tell you the truth anon, his plan is to make up a whole lot of stupid shit that explains his nature while also telling everyone how to cook something that way he can change how people are cooking at large, and by extension, make restaurants better so he can finally be lazy and eat out. Or something like that.
>>2466287baste
>>2466276>start the video>Mel literally says her name
>>2466296>It's weird that the board that obsesses over streamers with anime avatars is full of virginsReally? You serious?
>>2466120>Orange womanUh oh....
>>2465592I even hold the boobs. They feel like bags of sand.
>>2466120>FlareAyyyy not bad! She seems responsible.
[Image of Shion's cunny]
>>2466244Hope you enjoy instant ramen.
>>2466290IT JUST WORKS
>>2466120>some brown dude with eyepatchI dont even know who that is...
>>2466289>shitpost>facts
>>2466250You can make a lot of stuff out of the air but not stuff like potassium and magnesium.
>>2466120>guraI'll eat it.
>>2466226I didn't mean that it was surprising given the week's stream but I suppose that's also true. I just meant that it's surprising because she's been consistently hovering16hrs/7days for a very long time.It feels nice to see that she seems to be streaming more because she feels like it, though.
>>2466280>he* him*I feel like Aruran could be the type to cook his own food as a means to save money if he has the appliances required.
>>2465988>when the vn said it was always cursed by Angra?Ilya goes out of her way to specifically say the Einzberns are the ones who fucked everything up by summoning Angra Mainyu in the third HGW. tl;dr - they summoned him, he had shit stats and got blown the fuck out instantly, went back to the grail, grail gets corrupted. There are a lot of details between these steps but these are the bare essentials.
>>2466120>keep clicking>get Towa 3 timesI DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER IDK IF SHE CAN COOK GEEZ
>>2466269>>2466284Shit, I hate curry. Take out it is I guess
>>2466051I frequently run into girls when playing Project Winter and Dead by Daylight. Also to a lesser extent Apex but they were always duo'd with either their boyfriend or a friend
>>2466327UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2466181Fuck your off topic bullshit already. And fuck the rest of you who enable him.
>>2466285she talked about not being able to talk while eating in front of other people. there's a key difference there. is it possible she was talking about a date she's had? yes, but it's also possible she's applying experiences she's had eating with friends or family to potential dates. we'll never know for sure.
>>2466224Somebody proposed the idea of a Cats watchalong through SC.Gura seemed interested. I'm actually quite afraid now.Wouldn't that be some monkey paw shit?
>>2466296Fuck off Woman
>>2466319if its Kiara she can make french toast and simple pasta I think
>>2466120Nene!!! I don't know how well she can cook, but she's really cute and I'd enjoy talking with her for a while. One of the Holos I'd most like to befriend.
>>2466338Brave man
>>2466250Hydroponics may be good, but they aren't nearly as effective as using good dirt yet.
>>2466331wanted to reply with a picture of the demoman but the image limit is reached..
>>2466356t. tourist
>Your oshi>Say something nice about yourself
>>2466119Damn, Ame is the only to actually fully utilise her rig.
I love you Gura, goodnight.
don't look too stiff, alright? if you look stiff, you're gonna look weird. stand up straight. posture check.
>>2466120>HaachamaI'm so fucked
>>2466120>MikoI'm not sure... 35P, how is Miko's cooking, is it edible?
>>2466356t. eats lunchables
I love ame
ILOVEAME!
>>2466356I’d rather have him than zhangs posting cat mutilations
>>2466312>>2466360I'm a dude. Women don't go here.
Ina
>>2466120AquaUh idk much beside she plays Apex for too long so I assume she can't cook despite her maid appearance
>>2466378and SMILE. as if you're happy, alright?