/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Let's play a game, /vt/. You have a dream where a selection of buttons appear before you. You somehow know what each one does, and that whichever you press will come to effect in the real world. Which one do you press? (You may only press one before waking up)

>Red
You have godlike powers of streamsniping vtubers. The internet and the game servers will always put you into the same match as the vtuber you want to target. Griefing or killing them will be much easier, everything will just seem to go your way (for example the vtuber will run out of ammo or forget to reload when facing you, or she will randomly sneeze while trying to hit you, etc). When killed by you, the vtuber will get more angry than she usually does. Whatever level of anger is the norm for her, expect more. You will never be banned or face any consequences for your streamsniping actions.

>Blue
The perfect vtuber for you comes into existence, even better than your oshi. She streams the games you want, at the perfect hours, has the perfect personality and a visual look. Think about how much you like your favourite vtuber. This one you will like a hundred times more. Also, for some reason, she always notices whatever you type into chat.

>Black
Pick up to five vtubers. They graduate (bonus: they die if you want). They never get back into vtubing, streaming, youtubing, or anything of a similar form. You can also make them commit massive yabs on stream before graduating. If you do, their yabs will be so massive that they will never be forgotten. People will be making jokes at their expense for years to come after they graduate.

>Pink
You can now do a perfect girl voice on command, and it's actually a pretty good voice for vtubing. You'll never mess up or revert to your real voice by accident. Some random person on the internet will send you an avatar that is well designed and to your tastes. You will get accepted by whatever big vtuber group you apply to and become very popular, or alternatively you will get a lot of fans if you decide to go solo. Turns out you'd make a great vtuber.

>Green
You now own three vtuber organizations of your choice. You don't have to manage them if you don't want to, you can just rake in the profits by doing absolutely nothing.

>White
A girl who somewhat resembles your favourite vtuber's avatar, voice, and personality will move in close to you. You'll randomly start bumping into her (but you gotta leave the house first). Over time, she will be into you and eventually fall in love with you.

[Anonymous No.]

tldr

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a button that just shoot me in the head

[Anonymous No.]

I can't imagine pressing blue because my oshi is already heavenly perfection but if he notices everything I type I'd feel like killing myself so, white

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>>9759621
Green, how is that even remotely a question?
Not least of all because that means I can just make merch I've been wanting to get happen.

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>>9759669
I knew I'd get one of you "but dude my oshi is already perfect" fags in the thread.

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>>9759621
>Red
Dumb /v/ shit
>Blue
I don't want anyone other than my oshi.
>Black
Most retarded option by far, no chuuba actually deserves this and if you really think like this you need to seek help
>Pink
I don't have time for that, but the second best option so I can become friends with my oshi
>Green
zzz
>White
The only correct option.

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>>9759621
Which button gets you off my board?

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>>9759706
>black
>no chuuba actually deserves this
Speak for yourself

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>>9759740
You posted my oshi.
I wish we could have a one to one conversation and sort out our differences in a civil manner, anon, but it's 3am. Even if I can get you to see her the way I see her, there's still hundreds more who won't.

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>>9759740
black might be worth if instead you get to kill off some of the sex offenders who are still tilted about her calling you pedophiles all these years later

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>>9759740
>wishing some girl's death over a dumb opinion she has
you are so cool anonymous!

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>>9759786
I want you to know that the closest thing I have to a positive feeling towards your oshi is that I want to hatefuck the shit out of her before and after beating her.
And I've never harmed a woman in my life.

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>>9759697
Wanting someone to change means they aren't already perfect.

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>>9759621
Green because theres only 3 organizations that are actually profitable lmao
Should have been "regions" instead of just the company straight up.

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>>9759814
Thanks.

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>>9759817
I've seen many a lolicon who love Nyanners despite the contradiction and who harbour a raging hateboner for her. If you like her style of humor (and since she never mentions the subject on stream), you might still want to give her a shot. I can give a few clips if you want.

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Black
Nyanners plus all of nijiEN but selen and pomu

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>>9759621
Green is the objectively best option BUT I think Red is actually a pretty solid system when all is said and done if you could monetize it. Devote your entire channel to shitposting on vtubers in games and have your viewers SC creative ways to bully the vtubers you are shitting on.
Given it's consequence free, you can even go a little harder if you want and be completely socially unacceptable.

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>>9759859
I have never seen someone whiteknight a vtuber this hard before.

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>>9759859
I have never seen someone white knight this hard.

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I'm really leaning between black and white.
On one hand I pray on the downfall of certain holo whores and literally can't wait for them to graduate, better if they humiliate themselves on the way out.
But I'd live to have someone looks and sounds like my oshi move closer to me, I hope she cooks just as "good" too

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>>9759621
White
I will save this lazy slobbish hikikomori from herself
Even if it's not the real Gura

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>>9759814
He is extremely cool, you dumb whore.

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>>9759621
White is the only correct option.

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>>9759888
>>9759924
Samefag, please understand, I've been here for over a year. I was on /hlgg/ during its inception and contributed to its culture with tons of OC, I witnessed most of the major happenings, I saw the birth of /vt/ and I even started "pink cat bad". Nyanners discussion threads have stopped, and though I was never the one to make them, I've resigned because I know this is just how it is and no amount of meme magic or argumenting can change anything. Now all I want to do is just to talk about it honestly with other anons, to try to drop all this irony layer we all put on, and just see how fundamental our differences really are. She's not a perfect, flawless girl by any means, and she's not at all for everyone. But I think those who would love her are missing out big time by not giving her a shot.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
I need to go to bed.

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>>9759621
Tempted between pink and green, though green is more practical.

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>>9760110
Yeah, well, haha, you see
umm
the funny thing is
hahaha
That umm
I'm just
like
never gonna like nyanners
oh I know right?
I'm just never going to!
It's crazy! haha

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>>9760149
>Yeah, well, haha, you see
>umm
>the funny thing is
>hahaha
>That umm
>I'm just
>like
>never gonna like nyanners
>oh I know right?
>I'm just never going to!
>It's crazy! haha
100% certified based

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>>9760149
That's fine, I didn't say you had to.
Go watch whoever makes you happy.

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>>9760149
>>9760174
samefag

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>>9759621
Red is useless.
Blue is useless because my oshi is already perfect.
Black is useless, the only Vtubers I actively dislike have either graduated or are declining.
Pink seems the best choice. Even if people find out you're a dude there are some decently successful babanikus out there and the option seems to imply nobody will ever find out.
Green is meaningless as an option, why even add it? It's just money. It's worse than Pink because you'll get bored super fucking fast.
White is meaningless because that girl IS NOT my oshi so I want nothing to do with her.

Pink is my final answer.

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>>9760219
White never specified that girl wasn't your oshi though.

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>>9759621
I'll pick white and keep being NEET.

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>>9760234
If she resembles my oshi's avatar, she isn't my oshi. And if she specifically "resembles" her then it isn't her.

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>>9760257
How fucked up would (You) be if I told you you look like yourself, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>gotta leave the house
yeah nah
I'm lazy as fuck so I'd just pick Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760257
>"Superman resembles clark kent."
>This anon: "OH NO I'M GOING CRAZY HELP ME NIGGERMAN"

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>>9760290
You only have to leave the house a couple of times until she falls in love with you, which is a guaranteed thing. You'd toss away true love just because you don't want to go outside a handful of times?

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>>9760276
>>9760293
You do know the roommates don't look like the fucking avatars right? I know what my oshi's roommate looks like. If someone moves in next door that looks like my oshi, they aren't my oshi. I cannot make this any simple for you.

[Anonymous No.]

If pink made you a girl as physically cute as your vtuber avatar I'd pick it but as it stands there's no point since I'm still fat, mid 30's and balding in the end

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>>9760343
>I know what my oshi's roommate looks like.
What if you're wrong, and you've been wrong about that this whole time?

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>>9760234
>>9760293
>>9760276
>>9760234

Yep. This is the dumbest series of posted in here.

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>>9760357
You'd be all that with a legion of adoring fans and a fat stack of cash. You do know your exact situation applies to a ton of successful Vtubers, right?

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>>9760322
true love isn't attained by pushing a magic button

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>>9760357
>If pink made you a girl as physically cute as your vtuber avatar I'd pick it but as it stands there's no point since I'm still fat, mid 30's and balding in the end
Why does that matter?
>>9760389
Also this. There's some successful vtubers whose roomates look attractive but a fair few who are average to well below average.

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>>9760393
Have you ever pushed a magic button before?

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>>9760393
Magic is magic. If you press the button it rewrites reality so something is true.

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>>9760389
yeah but I want to be a cute anime girl (not a tranny btw)

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>>9760403
>Why does that matter?
If / when you get doxxed, they'll see a cute girl instead of a fat guy

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>>9760413
>(not a tranny btw)

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>>9760413
And the Pink button is the closest you'll get to that reality.
>>9760422
The post indirectly implies you won't ever be found out.

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>Black
Death Note a popular-yet-relatively unimportant vtuber and use my power to hold the sword of Damocles over the remainder, maybe picking another one off if they get out of line

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>>9760422
How the fuck are they going to dox you? You'd have to fuck up real hard to manage that.

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>>9760442
Vtubing as an industry is not ready for an actual death. If you pick anyone popular it would cause a ripple effect and fuck a lot of shit up in a real bad way.

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>>9759621
Green.
White seems appealing as I'm very lonely, but I don't think it's worth it in the long run.
My oshi deserves better, I don't know if I can make her happy
The other options are garbage

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>>9760448
literally zero holos outside of Subaru have managed to avoid getting doxxed retard

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>>9760545
White isn't your oshi, it's a girl that looks, sounds, and acts like her.
>>9760556
It's a magic button hypothetical, retard.

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>>9760556
Literally none of those holos were irl males with perfect female voices retard.
Jesus, think before you type.

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>>9760570
My schizo mind won't be able to make the distinction, anon

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>>9759621
White easily

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>>9760590
Watch a live broadcast of your oshi while the neighbour girl is in the room, easy.

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>>9760637
He is probably too retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these people choosing white
>Not!Oshi gets abducted by the feds by being a weirdly dressed super exagerratedly acting girl with exotic hair colour and potentially animal features
Welp.

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>>9759621
green is the obvious choice here. you can either just sit back and get thousands of dollars for free every day for doing nothing. or you could actually do your job and make improvements to the companies you now own. you could fire everyone in charge of auditions/scouting and personally scout all your favorite indies garanteeing them instant success. you could nepotism hire your friends and family. you would have a direct line of contact to all of the talents. you could fire everyone you want. if you push the green button, you control the entire vtubing industry.

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>>9760682
You might never have true love.
You might also never get to kill your least favourite vtubers.
Black and White are the best options. It's almost kino when you think about it.

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>>9759621
>White
What about fags with a non-anthropomorphic oshi..? Or shit like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760710
>Or shit like this?
It would be a pale girl with black hair and green eyes that moves in with you. She'd be a fan of doing creepy faces with make-up and what not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760708
>Black
Watch yourself with that edge, anon.

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>>9760733
So (maybe big tiddy) goth girl but in real life? Sick.

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>>9760743
There are multiple anons itt who have chosen black. Do not underestimate how petty a man can get, to the point where he would choose to kill someone and get away with it over making easy money for the rest of his life or finding true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9759647
Based

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>>9760774
Jesus Christ anon, you're bleeding! I told you to watch it!

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>>9760708
you could talk to your actual oshi. not just someone who looks like your oshi's avatar. and only a genuine psychopath would kill someone using the black button.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who doesn't take green is a moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760807
>and only a genuine psychopath would kill someone using the black button
Yeah I know

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>>9760813
I know it's a cliched line but there is more to life than just amassing wealth.

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>>9760774
>>9760803
>>9760708
>>9759814
>>9759706
>>9760807
Can none of you read?
It doesn't say they *have* to die.

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>>9760846
Yeah but who would pass that up?

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>>9760833
Kinda hard to enjoy that without wealth.

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>>9760833
All of the other options are hollow and stupid, you may as well take the one that's also actually beneficial to your life

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>>9760846
Either way their dreams are ruined forever, anon can even choose to make it "spectacular". It's just fucked.

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>>9760875
How is white hollow or stupid?

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>>9760813
I already make 6 figures, I rather choose white

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>>9760866
Yes, but that doesn't make what I said untrue.
>>9760875
How is doing something you love or finding someone to spend your life with hollow? Even Blue is fine if you just really want to find a Vtuber to enjoy and haven't found one yet.

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>>9760889
>romance with a woman who was created specifically to cater to you and only loves you thanks to magic means
>not hollow

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>>9760914
>ganing money through not an actual development of your skills or enterprise, but just by pressing a magic button that gives you three companies
>not hollow

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>>9760846
that's pretty much the only reason to pick it though. otherwise you can get more bang for your buck by picking green.

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>>9760914
>>9760937
Specify "hollow" in this context.

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>>9760914
By that logic they're all hollow choices because they're magic. Go be retarded somewhere else. Imagine actually arguing that the "give me money" option is the least hollow.

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>>9760937
That is hollow, but it's also directly beneficial to your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760967
So is white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9760967
Every one of them except for Black and Red are directly beneficial to you.

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>>9760937
money gained through hollow means is still money. love gained through hollow means is hollow love.

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>>9760957
Do you really not see the difference? Money is just money, most people don't take any pleasure from their job anyway. A relationship is supposed to be emotionally fulfilling.

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>>9760988
Money is inherently hollow.

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>>9760988
It's magic. The love is as real as it needs to be.

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>>9761003
>You'll randomly start bumping into her (but you gotta leave the house first). Over time, she will be into you and eventually fall in love with you
How is this any different than finding a girlfriend without using magic? Go ahead.

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>>9761032
A real girl has a free will to turn you down

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>>9761044
It's magic, her love for you is the most real thing in the world to her. Free will doesn't factor into the argument whatsoever.

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>>9761032
She's bound to like you no matter how much of a loser you are. You could greet her cock in hand and ask her about My Little Pony in a public restroom and she's still eventually fall in love with you.

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>>9761072
That just sounds like brainwashing anon

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>>9761079
You do know more pathetic relationships than that exist in real life, right? People will routinely return to partners that have broken their bones because "they really love me". What's the difference?

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>>9761099
What part of "it's magic" are you failing to understand?

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>>9761098
>domestic abuse somehow relates to this
The difference is that you can fuck up in real life and you can't hear. I don't know how I can simplify this for you any further anon.

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>>9761127
here*
fuck

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>>9761127
There are people in real life that make mistake after mistake and still somehow end up in a committed relationship so I ask you again, what's the fucking difference?

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>>9761116
So if a wizard used his magic to convince you there's nothing in the world you want more than his dick in your ass, would that be consensual?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is garbage and you're all fags

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>>9761152
I wouldn't want to be a part of an abusive relationship either. I don't think you've thought your point through

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>>9761175
I'm gonna press black and pick your oshi

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>>9761152
>because unspecified fat retards can get girls it's totally fine for me to tell a girl to kill herself on her first date then awkwardly apologize
Have you used your expansive dating knowledge in the real world anon? Do you have a girlfriend?

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>>9759786
I'll watch her anon, just cause it's 1 AM on my side now, and because you show that you care for her

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>>9761178
You completely missed the point of the abusive relationship analogy, so I will explain it to you. It is normal for people in abusive relationships to return to their abusers of their own free will. If your argument is "the love is hollow because no matter what you do she will return to you because she's forced to" then that argument hold no water whatsoever when people with supposed "free will" will do the exact same thing.

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>>9761233
>everyone in the real world systematically acts like domestic abuse victims
Didn't behaviorism die out decades ago?

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>>9761233
That's not how it works anon
Let's say I offered you ice cream, and let you pick a flavor: chocolate or vanilla. Now for whatever reason I'm really invested in you picking vanilla, so I use my magic powers to make you pick vanilla. Is that not brainwashing just because some people would have picked vanilla?

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>>9761008
you can't magic something into being true love. part of the appeal is that it's out of your control

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>>9760884
>Either way their dreams are ruined forever
That's a stretch for anyone like Mori where being a vtuber's just a stepping stone.
IMO the black button has too much wriggle room. I'd change it to be "Pressing this button kills the oshi of your choice. You only can pick one, the death is instant and the only person that knows what happened is yourself (barring the existence of omnipotent powers)."

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>>9760833
Wealthy life is just unparalleled man

Well you can even donate money to your indies you saviorfagging

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>>9761411
>That's a stretch for anyone like Mori where being a vtuber's just a stepping stone.
This and the fact that you used the term "oshi" to mean "VTuber" tells me everything I need to know about what kind of /vt/ user you are.

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>>9759621
>buttons

Why not pills instead?

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>>9760833
More wealth = One less major thing to be worried about = More freedom to do whatever the fuck you want + I can focus on the other things in life

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>>9761455
Why would rather ingest something instead of pressing an external button

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>>9761479
I would want to suck your green colored cock before I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

I choose black and use all five on Ollie

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>>9761502
She is already dead anon, killing her 5 more time will accomplish nothing...

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>>9759706
Based saneposter.

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>>9761544
She'll at the very least graduate with major yabs.

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>>9759621
>Red
bullshit
>Blue
I don't need it because I don't watch streams.
>Black
Very interesting. I would choose Gura, Pekora, Kuzuha, Rushia, and Lamy. They are either very popular or have a lot of Gachikoi fans. 5 chuuba have died since YAB happened and are gone forever, yet they continue to be mocked on the internet. It's nice. What will happen to the people who were fans?
>Pink
It's not that I'm not interested, but it sounds like a hassle, so I won't
>Green
It's good. If you want to make a rational choice, this is it.
>White
Not bad. Just not as attractive as black and green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9761606
>I don't need it because I don't watch streams.
Go to a different board.

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>>9759706
seriously what retard would pick anything but white
IT'S YOUR OSHI IN REAL LIFE WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU

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>>9759719
the most based answer

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>>9759621
I must have pressed a light version of the blue button some time ago

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>>9761606
>doesn't watch streams
>only cares about harassing vtubers into graduation
why do i have to share a board with your fucks

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>>9761669
Green is rational too, not just because of profits, but because you can manage the company that your oshi is in, unless your oshi is some indie.

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>>9761669
I'd rather have financial stability than rewrite the universe to force someone to fall in love with me. Anyone like my oshi falling in love with someone like me is so comically improbable I wouldn't be able to bear it.

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>>9761724
>you can manage the company that your oshi is in
that's just a more roundabout way of having sex with your oshi, but by coercion
>>9761745
start working out anon, convince yourself that you're worthy of her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>9761618
>>9761709
I only watch the clips. And it's not chuuba that I really want to harass, it's their fans. chuuba is an unavoidable sacrifice for my entertainment.

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>>9759621
>Red
Not interested
>Blue
Sounds good
>Black
There are some chuubas that I would be delighted in watching their fall, but considering the other options I’ll pass
>Pink
I like the idea, but I don’t now if I could handle the pressure
>Green
Nah
>White
Well… at least she’s 9000+ y/o

I think I’ll choose none, I’ll just accept life as it is. Just keep the buttons around in case I decide to press one

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>>9760393
This is an old rrat anon, but I caution you for this might be quite mysterious. There was once a thread like this. Not the same options but one of them had the option
>your oshi will love you
Then a few days later, a certain yab happened. It is so serious that the community in it fell into chaos and later dissolved.
So, be careful what you wish for.

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>>9761669
Honestly can't decide between pink or white, leaning towards pink. This coming from someone who previously wanted to be a woman. I already have a good career, but doing vtubing on the side would make my life more fulfilling.

I just want to be a cute but deadpan vtuber that plays the guitar (since I can play both acoustic and electric), and use this skill to accompany other vtubers/holos in karaoke, create accompanying soundtracks for their single releases, and do my own guitar cover sessions in stream. Meanwhile on regular streams I can talk about philosophy/mathematics/computers/trivia and play indie kusoge. Unfortunately I am unmistakably a male so this dream is pretty much impossible in this current world, but one can dream.

White also works given how difficult it is to find a good relationship these days. I could just abandon my career/life goals and settle somewhere, and live a comfortable life with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Black button and I chose Holomyth

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>>9759621
>Red
Why the fuck would anyone choose that?
>Blue
Would probably get me too hooked to her to have any kind of meaningful irl life. My oshi is good enough for me.
>Black
I don't hate any chuuba enough to wish her to graduate, let alone die. Death Note-like powers are fun to imagine, but chuubas have too little real influence and too much publicity to do something really beneficial for me without something going horribly wrong
>Pink
Probably would be great for someone who is talkative and charismatic enough, couldn't be me. Also I think having to pretend to be a girl for several hours every day would fuck up something in your brains. And if this button magically solves all this problems I wouldn't want to press it anyway, because I'm afraid of everything that messes up with my mind.
>White
Would be great, but if it messes up with her free will it's fucked up. I don't want to do such things to my oshi.
>Green
The best of them all. It's not only fuck you level of money, but you also can:
>interact with your oshi directly, not just with someone who resembles her
>solve all management-related issues, improving this companies
>saviourfag to your heart desires, giving some talented but no-name people a chance to fulfill their dreams
and so on.

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>>9759621
Green. But more than that. I use my wealth and ownership of Hololive, Nijisanji and VShojo to achieve a greater ambition. I shall create a Hegemonic Empire to dominate the world, and achieve my lifelong dream: THE ANNIHILATION OF THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY.

[Anonymous No.]

White
White please someone i need someone in my life

[Anonymous No.]

K my determination for what everyone picked
>red pickers
underage b&

>blue pickers
disloyal oshi jumping trash


>Black pickers
schizos, trolls, rraters, the problem with this board in a nutshell

>Pink
tranny tendencies, do I really have to say it? obvious

>Green
Gigachads

>White
Sad incels who haven't given up on 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

Have her cook something for me, then go bath together and finally we cuddle in bed.
Definetely the white button

[Anonymous No.]

Green, I need money more than I need the rest of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9759621
Pink, ONLY pink, because I work a tough job no one else likes to do, by hitting pink, I can basically 100x what I initially had, but to a standard I can be proud of, well except the voice part but hay I won't have to worry about the stigma male vtubers have and just go on, it'll be better than retirement, as this is something I'd like to do.

Blue is tempting but it would invalidate Pink as it would financially drain me from the simping, white would be an issue too even though I'm not pressing blue, in all honesty I like my vtubers wild but you don't fuck crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9759621
The realist part of me wants to press the green button, but the fun part wants me to press the red one. I wouldn't even need to kill them all the time, making them have different kinds of reactions would be more interesting than just rage all the time.

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>>9759621
>Black
Do I get to choose the yabs?

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>>9759621
White is incredibly tempting, but I'd somehow fuck it up. Pink is too, because I think I'd be happy anyways.
I now own vshitjo, Holopro, and Niji? I am rich and I can meet my actual oshi. Nothing else matters. I push the green button.

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>>9759621
tldr

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>>9759621
I'd hit white and watch our oshi together since she loves kiara so much that she modeled her existence after her

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>>9759621
As nice as blue and white sound, I gotta take one for the team. I'd mash black while screaming FUCK EN2 AND FUCK TITTY MONSTERS

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>>9759621
Green. Have you seen how many subs Yagoo has. If you want to vtube on the side you have a huge audience.

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I'd pick black. Amelia, Gura, Mori, Kiara, and Baelz will all commit such great yabs that the people that once considered them to be their oshi will be ashamed to ever admit to it. Also Gura dies.

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>>9759621
I would pick black and kill off the most popular Vtubers, maybe that would finally push away the EOP's. Or maybe I could kill all of HoloMyth and forever get rid of "Holo" EN. If the first option, I'd probably go with Gura, Pekora, Korone, Sora, Kizuna AI. The yabe would be Gura an Pekora would kill themselves on stream after revealing the roommate of all Holos they know, Korone would kidnap a kid and chop off his fingers live on stream then masturbate herself with it before getting banned forever, Sora would suck Yagoo's cock on stream and we would find out that she is his daughter, and Ai-chan would start streaming on Chaturbate getting gangbanged live and eventually would fade into irrelevancy and dissapear.

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>>9759621
Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9759886
>>9762521
>>9781642
>>9781752
unfathomably based

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Black, pic related

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>>9759621
Fuck you, I ain't pressing shit.

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>>9761669
I don't want my oshi to fall in love with me, they deserve far better. Green is EZ big time money. I'd rather not have to work ever again than attain the fickleness of love.

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>>9759621
can I press pink and then black?