reposting for NA bros who missed it, courtesy of >>9696595:
Hello, >>4543328 here, time to celebrate
let's start with
the patient zero behind the infection known as 'Mori will graduate in a year' - surprisingly, the post isn't even particularly scalding or negative, just pointlessly jaded for something typed only a day after debut; ironically, most idiotic narratives seem to take source from 'reasonably cynical' takes like that, so I will still be enjoying opening your mouth wide and taking a huge fact dump down your throat, anon - you were wrong, painfully and embarrassingly so, and the fact you didn't even seem to be trolling makes it just beyond sad, almost as sad as your estimated romantic prospects
hopefully the passage of time made you even a little smarter, but knowing how it usually goes, you probably stuck to /jp/ and let the brainrot fully take over - worry not, you are not missed
then, we proceed further down the road of derangement, all within the month of September
displaying a galloping progress of mental degradation, obviously caused less by the chuuba's own actions and more by the overall state of drinking water in the region commonly known as South-East Asia
now, we move to times more recent
the faggot of legend, a person with a take so shit he gave the rise to the first truly long-term - this man got his just desserts, so I won't spare him much attention, instead focusing more on the response he received
hello sir, how did you enjoy basking in the glow of /hlgg/ approval for the entire... was it even a week? before your turd dispenser (not your brain, the lower one) started to be repeatedly blown open?
did the fact that her schedules included less of your predicted 'third-rate losers' manage to lower your blood pressure just enough to stop the rapid rectal bleed-out?
if I wasn't worried about your prolapsed anus dragging itself against the floor, I'd say this is a good moment as any for a naked dogeza
as for the last, and definitely the least, the ex-deadbeat prime
I gave you three months: you remain a pathetic drama queen and validation seeker and I'm as certain in my opinion as before
eat my taint, Mori love, happy anniversary to Hololive English GENERATION 1