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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSchedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1436054106431500289First original song:https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhESTREAM KING:https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViIMerch:AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)"Myth- half year celebration" Bloop plushie: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-en/products/hololive-english-myth-half-year-celebration-bloop-plushie (ends 13 Sep)Vtuber Tour: https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/fan-expo-canada-x-hololive-en-2021-vtuber-tour/Previous thread:>>9608087
For the seething Chumfuckshttps://youtu.be/5rz1TcLVFzY
AMELIA WATSON IS A FUCKING WHORE
i'm sure this thread will be fine
>>9624579Is this the thread where we talk about how disappointed in Ame we are?
How soft is Gura's butt.
>>9624600ONENOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME
Ame HATENot even guraoke can calm me down
This might be rather controversial, but...I think I might be in love with Gawr Gura
>>9624596>seething teacuck mad that his oshi skipped streaming to suck black cock at applebeessad
>>9624596I thought we were friends man
>>9624612Very soft, I bite it before
>>9624600I hope so
>>9624579Very unsettling image.Who eats pizza with a fork and knife?
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>9624579Who's the one who's sinking?
>>9624606I sure hope so. Because my god I'm disappointed af.
>>9624715My mother if we're not at home. She ate burgers with a knife and fork at restaurants too.
>>9624600I'm letting out my frustrations by furiously jacking off.
>>9624710Do you ever just want to be a cat?
>>9624715I remember someone saying they eat it with a fork and knife recently. Maybe it was Gura. I forgot.
>>9624600>Jinxed itAllow me. I think HER cunny is /here/ and she's petting her wakipai-cat Chikubi Chubi Nipples III while sniffing ants. UOOOHAre ya feeling frustrated?
Guys? I think Gura's a girl_.
>>9624859you forgot to bring up chiropractors
I like to watch this goober
>>9624596how could you
>>9624874Big if true
I love gura!
Nacho just woke up. Stream in 10 minutes. I'd rather watch Nacho than Council. Fuck them for stealing Gura's idea. And fuck you Ame, dumb bitch. Wow, a live2d swap is really worth the wait? Fuck nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krdRAwd55I&feature=youtu.behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krdRAwd55I&feature=youtu.be
>>9624638Now I have Floor Corn stuck in my head.
>>9625000Council is already over, tribalfag.
>>9625000Cool, Nacho was extremely cute last stream
>>9624859>I think HER cunny is /here/ Where's the rest of her then?
>>9625000trips for nacho
>>9624949>no smol goobaLife is just not fair.
>>9625061Hopefully her brain is nowhere near here. /vt/ is best read with your hand firmly on your crotch.
>>9624917I saw she got a vagina I swear
just tell me what i did wrong
imagine if she got addicted to Apex
>>9624612>How soft is Gura's butt.She's a bony waif.
>>9625229She'd play it for roughly 3 streams and never touch it again outside collabs.
>>9625167As her husband I've seen it, I just want to know where the rest of you got proof
>>9624612as a fat guy, my ass is super fucking softI sometimes grab it just because of how soft it is
>>9625234Gura WANTS a fat ass and booba. She shall have them, in my imagination.
>>9625296Same not desu, holy fuck I'm plump.
>>9625274>sick since start of the week>lol better tell gura i can not stream 5 minutes before it starts LMAO
>>9624949I love GURA too!
>>9625267['m sorry that I've got to bring you this terrible news...>>9625061You might be a cuck
>>9625296Do your asscheeks clap when you walk?
>>9625372Please forgive watson
>>9625429Those aren't people, Gura. Don't pay any attention to them please.
>>9625429no fuck her i am seething
>>9624852Gura said the opposite. She would resent a person who eats pizza with a fork and knife
>>9625394>Her little handDelet...
>>9625429Gets tiresome when I have to forgive her 2 times a week at this point.
>>9625579Fork and knife is only acceptable if the pizza is deep dish or stuffed.
>>9625645invalid since no human would ever eat deep dish, not to mention that deep dish isn't even pizza in the first place.
>44 hours till more solo Gura content
Chumbuds dying, gura dying, faith dying, hope dying, humanity dying
>>9625429Fine Gura whether you say...
>>9625674Deep dish is great you're missing out
>>9625674I don't care what it technically is, it looks delicious. But no place near me has it.
Wow, I am still mad
This place is more mentally unstable than /eva/
>>9625399Guess i'm gonna have to have a talk with her tonight...
>>9625674>>9625645Even then, you suffer through it with your hands like the troglodyte you are. No fork or knife.
>>9625674Pizza is pizza my dude
If gura could date any girl from hololive, who would it be and why?
>>9625806I'm going to start eating pizza with a fork to spite you.
I just wanted to see more Gura today
>>9625674Gura wouldn't eat deep dish
>JWU voice>mcdonaldsthey are?
>>9625823Ame obv retard. Smol Ame specifically
Gura's cute mama is cheering me up.
>>9625853False, she's said on stream that she wants to try it.
>>9625899so she doesn't know
but how can gura both be /here/ and love chumbuds?if she can stand even us, then maybe we really will be together forever.
>>9625866Both very cute!
Gura only eats waterlogged pizza.
Gura would eat swedish pizza
>>9625922if you hate your fellow posters so much that you're projecting on Gura, maybe you should leave. you'll be happier elsewhere
>>9625835Go ahead, but just for the added oomph: I hope you only ever have sporks around.
>>9625971Let's not go that far.
I'm in love with Gura!
>>9624579there's a picture out there of some anime girl laying naked in a tub of blood and gore similar to op's pic. could never be able to find it.
>>9625971blackpill me on swedish pizza. Make it worse than it is.
I will become a brony If It is for Gura
>>9626220Already was one. I don't dislike it. I just hate the mutants that have no shame.
>>9626261the pony-ness of grug is not pronounced enough
>>9626264I'd try it.
>>9626264Looks like mustard, beans, bananas, and shrooms. What the actual fuck?
>>9626026You picked the wrong person to spork-troll: I do own a nice spork and eat almost everything with it.
>>9625976i mean, I think it's only fair to say that you're a massive faggot.
I just want three things. To see you. To hug you. To kiss you.
>>9626429I want a forth thing: cunny
>>9626264Are those bananas?I somehow thought it might be some small eggplants at first, that wouldn't have been so horrible...
>>9626429you're asking too much bud
>>9626405I'm compelled to ask 'why'
What are the erogenous zones of a shark girl? Asking for a friend.
>>9626589Put her on her back. That's all you need.
>>9626589The cunny, the tiny nipples, the base of the tail, the top of the head.
>>9626566It's a better spoon, and we all know how great spoons are.
>>9626463https://blog.slicelife.com/the-weird-and-wonderful-pizzas-of-scandinavia/>Perhaps the most infamous of Swedish pizzas, what is often called the Africana includes bananas, curry powder, peanuts, and chicken or ham. Some pizzerias also include raisins on this pizza, making it only a few m&ms short of trail mix.
>>9626589Don't forget to not bathe and let her get a whiff of your musk to get her in the mood first.
>>9626627I love this image so much.
>>9626676That's not a pizza.
>>9626717Structure purist, ingredient rebel
Ohasame chumbuds, I wish you all have pleasant dreams
>>9626769None of that, this is straight up not a pizza. It's something else shaped like a pizza.
>>9626844I will dream of feeding Ame bread.
>>9626844I will be having nightmares of swedish pizza
>>9626869This is what the loaf Gura lost turned into, and it's what Tummothy Hortson eats when she mentions bread. >>9626844OyaSame. sleep well, chumbud.
i just noticed gura liked a bunch of unity art. sweet.
We are tangled, kotted, locked, and tied each other forever.
can some post the valley girl gura with the hands
>>9626415No I think that's you faggot, you reddit tourists talk shit about /here/ while being completely unaware that it's literally the best social media site online, go back to your sycophant child hugbox if you can't handle unregulated conversation and shitposting.
>>9627110Few versions around. Here's one.
>>9626061Gura talk about forsen more so I can donate the video to forsen for his reaction, please babe.
>>9627221the forsenboys need to go back
>>9627221I got you bro.https://files.catbox.moe/f4s1yb.mp4
>>9626264Forssn has gone too far, he can't keep getting away with it
>>9627155if it isn't a hugbox here, then why are you so mad about being called the faggot retard that you are?
>>9627357that's someone else. I'm not mad
>>9627357First of all that wasn't me you were talking to initially, and I just get offended by reddit subhumans and their dented in frontal lobes spewing their trash onto this site unpunished.
>>9627492ok friend, fair enough.
>>9625372Doubles advocate here, Ame meant>I didn't think I would be sick NOW when I planned my schedule at the start of the weekBut brain hort ;_;
>>9627505I think it's only fair to say that you're a massive faggot.
I miss goop goop
>>9627588>Doubles advocateDo teamates really?
Does anyone have some screencaps of the times gura has been /here/? Right now I have the one from yesterday with the schedule but I didn't get the one today predicting the tba.
>>9627648People like you are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world
>>9627623You are a nigger, you are a pigger.
>>9627662one of her fake tweets in the sana debut had the twitter handle @WE
>>9627662I'm 99% sure Gura doesn't want us collecting screenshots of /here/ moments.
you're doing no one a favor by straining yourself while you're sicksit down and restI fucking these people who come to work sick, not only infecting others, but doing a sub par job and usually still calling it early and leaving half done work for others to pick up in the middle.
>>9627677Ame we get that trailer park boys is epic, you still need to be punished.
>>9627734>I fucking these people who come to work sickbut anon, wouldn't that get you sick too?
>>9627734>I fucking these people who come to work sickHopefully not from syphilis
>>9627723Probably true, she might stop coming here, I just wanted them for my personal folder to cum hard to.
>>9627734For real though. The fact that Ame didnt have the courtesy to let anyone know beforehand is pretty sad.
>>9627734This anon works
I like MLP
>>9627803I like mares
>>9627803I like female centaur hentai.
>>9627803"We" know gura, we've seen your pony roleplay vids.
>>9627803dorse is better
>>9627803the show went to shit in season 3
>>9627790i'm sure she let gura know as soon as she could, and either there was a miscommunication or she was getting sicker and sicker until just before start time (or even woke up too sick with not enough time to go).
>>9627781this is probably someone larping but I want to believe so badly >>3529933
>>9627867It was deleted can you give me a QRD on what it was? Now I'm in max schizo mode
>>9627912no. you should be able to solve this.
>>9627912just click the link bro
>>9625094Three-eyed niggerman looks disturbed.
>>9627701>not using rigger
acoustic Stay With Me > first Fly Me To The Moon
>>9628287A team > every other cover song
>>9627970>>9627960>>9627937I figured it out, I just never use the archive honestly. QRD: gura said she was fingering herself while chatting with ame.
>>9624579>>9624626>tub full of blood
>>9628287"stand by me" is terribly underrated.
>>9628834why does it need defending?there's nothing wrong with it
>>9628834Nothing to defend, Gura is just based.
>>9628834She said right before making the poll that she wanted to do it and chumbuds overwhelmingly want Gura to be happy
I hope this announcement for the 1 year anniversary collab stream is worth it. Anything less than what people have been wanting for for months is going to be pretty disappointing.
>>9628834fan makes model for pony gura and pony watson, gura asks if she should use it for the meme and the poll succeeds.simple
>>9628834Gura is cute and can do no wrong!
>>9628834I just thought the rigging might be better on that model.
>>9628834Who's her favorite
>>9628834Gura cuteGura want ponyGura makes pollPeople give Gura what she wantGura happySimple as.
i voted yes
>>9628834Most people probably thought it was some Pony game.They will be put off when the stream actually happen. Cause the internet still thinks bronies are weirdos.
>>9629304>the internet still thinks bronies are weirdos"the internet" also thinks people who watch vtubers are weirdos
>>9629304I don't think it will actually ever happen. I'm okay with it for the chaos if it does though.
>>9629304nothing wrong with girls watching pony shows, even little boysproblem starts appearing when grown, middle age american groomers start thinking it's socially acceptable to talk about shows not meant for them, kind of like nintendo fans
>>9629171My first guess would be Pinkie
>>9628834I honestly Hate it, hope management stop that retarded Idea.
>>9629477>Hating on things people like just because they're kind weirdGura would not approve
>>9629656cry about itbitchour horse shark is getting her horse stream
I'm going max schizo mode chumoids, this timing is just a little off.>>9606178>>9606178>>9606178
>>9629735you're free to do so when she gets her horse stream
>>9629171the country one, Applejack.but that's like the only character i know about besides rainbow dash, so idk.
>>9629731why are you linking your own posts.
>Gura is a literal catfishChumbros...
>>9629760Honestly, I'm just going to stop watching her.
>>9629827you should start doing that now
I hope she keeps baiting us only to switch out a ponystream with a barbie horse adventure stream
>>9628834Defend what? That gura is cute?She is
>>9629861probably, yeah. .
>>9629827You can fuck off right now
>>9629682I hope she gets fucked by 1000 steeds then
>>9629868Imagine if she could do the Barbie Horse Adventure stream using the Pony L2D.
>>9630057if Ame streamed with smal ameI don't see why gura can't do ponyra
>>9628834That is heresy!
>>9629731>Don't be surprised if she cancels the stream earlyOgey RRAT
>>9627588> Doubles advocate
>All these 30 year olds weebs seething over gura liking some cartoonThe irany is delicious.
>>9630080Hasbro & Cover combined permissions autism. I still hope it happens, it would make Gura happy and make a bunch of people seethe.
>>9629731Gura didn't even cancel the stream, Ame did. If you're gonna believe the rrats at least make them make sense
>>9630170t-those posts were ame??
>>9630203that's more plausible
>>9630170If you want to go full schizo you could say Gura asked Ame to cancel to make it unsuspicious, but it's retarded to believe this rrat for so many other reasons.
>>9630203She can't keep getting away with it
>>9630170She ended the warioware stream early and decided to not do anything in lieu of the Collab that was canceled, what if gura was the real one to cancel it and it was an inside job?
>>9630254What's more likely is Gura suggested they cancel because she got in discord with Ame and could tell how sick she was
where the grugmeister at
>>9628834I think it could be funny
>>9628834Horse girls has been a thing since the dawn of the age of menI don't get why people are acting like this is something not normal
what stream should we have asked for in exchange for the pony stream?
>>9630132>>9627677For all intensive purposes I could care less.
>>9630350>she can't do a chuu face so she nibbles the shrimp insteadRIGGER HATE but she's so unbelievably cute
>>9630686>first time she attempts the chuu face is with the shrimpWE ARE
>>9628834Aww Gura is so cute
>>9630350Finally my Ame hate is curedNow I can rest.
>>9630978I want gura to do a watchalong of this stream as a member only stream
>>9630995Not member's only, but that will be part of her 1 year anniv stream.
>>9631127your image is too big for that file
what was the banjo music she was listening to?
>>9630978>Do you still like me? Will you still stick around, and spend time with me?
>>9631180good night pal
>>9631041I can't tell, are we watching the stream archives or playing the games again
>>9631190Dueling Banjossource: my ass
>>9631341My understanding is she's playing the game again.
>>9631341Both. Watchalongs first, then replaying the games. The watchalong parts might only be clips, though, rather than jumping through the stream.
>>9630978oh man...this one's a hard watch for me even after watching her for almost a year
>>9631427what if current happy Gura is actually just normal Gura, and it's that stream that knocked her down into depressed Gura
>>9631427I actually still haven't watched the whole stream, only clips. Guess I better do that now.
>>9631190According to YT commenter that fed it into Google assistanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oQbSo63LL8how the fuck she found this to begin with, IDK
>>9624579Heavy time of the month, huh?
>>9624579That's one hell of a period D:
>>9631920It is that banjo tune but I don't think it's from that video. That's probably just some royalty free banjo audio that the dude used. It loops for 14 seconds on Guras stream but the only time it loops the same way on the mix is for 11-12 seconds before it changes.
This stream was so unlucky, gura really is forsen.
>>9632844Be careful with it
>>9632325>That's probably just some royalty free banjo audioout of curiosity ran it through shazam a couple times, got different songs each having that same exact banjo audio, so yeah must be some basic royalty free banjo audio
Would (You) fug a cute /vt/ anon dressed up as Gura?
>>9633245sex is overrated
decided to make a sadpost
>>9633245Depends on their height desu
>>9631263i remember watching that live and it seriously kicked my protective instinct into overdrive. i knew then that she was going to be fine eventually, and that none of that was going to scare her audience away, but she seemed so genuinely worried about it. i knew i had to stick around and make sure she had people supporting her.
she got perms for Barbie Horse Adventure?
I just woke up.What happened to Worms stream?
Is gura the ultimate tomboy experience, she jokes and acts with us like bros and she is a cute girly girl too
>>9633245A femanon? Honestly I'm not really into sex like casually I'd rather get to know them, I guess if it was easy I might as well though since I've gone a long time without someone else in my life. It just feels disgusting to use people for sex like I'm spitting on the meaning of the connection between two people physically and mentally using this intimate thing just to be, a savage subhuman animal searching for dopamine.
>>9633493I wouldn't call gura a tomboy, she is something though, maybe she is a tomboy it's hard to pin her down into an archetype, she is too feminine to be a full tomboy though.
>>9633245I don't want to end up in a hearse.
>>9633493she's just very laid back, the kind of girl who can talk about anything and never get offended.
>>9633498>>9633530Thanks. I'll find Ame irl and personally confiscate evry bread in 10 miles radius.
>>9633389I want this so bad just so Gura can have closure
>>9633493No, she is very feminine, she just shares common interests with a large userbase that is male.
>>9633493No, she was commenting about how boys were playing dmc 3 while she was playing barbie horse adventure.The experience is more like a girly girl trying out our hobbies because she likes us and wants to spend time with us.
>>9633493Ame is a tomboy, not Gura.
>>9627588That sounds worse. Full passive aggressive bitch.>>9625372Hope she can find a better friend in EN2. That's real quality friendship.>gura ends stream>sets up new stream>now it's time to tell her to tell her audience I'm too sick
This is a bit too late for a bait
>>9634327I'm not sure where I wrote it, but it seems that at this point in time Gura is closer to Mori than Ame.
>>9634327she should be friends with me instead
>>9634325I could see that, ame is also Canadian so they have more of a tomboy feel, it's weird actually ame reminds me of my tomboy ex who was also Canadian.
take your shit back to global
>>9635075It's in Global if you want to find it.Unless a different anon thinks the same as you.
>>9633565I kept wondering where this whole hearse thing came from, so I did my archive reps and found it's from the 7-10 short sing unarchived karaoke. Happens at 14:29. I actually saw this live, but somehow totally missed that part.Also seems that people wanted a clip of it at the time, so here it is and a soundpost. https://files.catbox.moe/ch07un.mp4
>>9635998She mentions the line after she finishes singing the song too
>>9635998She's very possessive of shrimps.
>>9635998It was great, watched it live, posted during, I love it when Gura uses swear words, it reminds me she's not actually a child
>>9636158She can be a very sexy lady, sometimes.
Someone just liked a comment i left on a stream a few days ago. Im gonna fall asleep and pretend it was Gura that did it.
>>9636158>>9636301Speaking of, her voice for Driver's License or drivers liscense lol is SO GOOD. Not a big fan of the song itself, but absolutely love her deeper, emotional voice.
OK, time to actually get some sleep. Big day coming up.
This anniversary stuff is making me a bit obsessive of Gura, I can't get her out of my thoughts.
>>9636643She is ridiculously good at slow/emotional songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7weBkgxouQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQoi9JpuU4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Cpg8cEtos
Tomorrow is anniversary collab and the day after that is TABS and maneater stream, will it include anything else?
>>9636715I'll see you there bud, sleep tight.
gura sux https://files.catbox.moe/l7whxj.webm
>>9638015this website is for 18+ only
>>9638015why are we being raided by americans
>>9636840I completely overlooked TABS, I thought it was just going to be Maneater. This week is going to kill EUbuds like me
>>9638691Shit sucks being a Eurofag and a wageslave. Can never catch her streams live.