/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>they see you're dick

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>you're

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>you're

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>you're

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>you're

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Why yes I am dick, what's it to you?

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>>9610926
>>9610946
>>9610989
>>9611081
>newfags

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>>9610859
>unzips my're dick
>Mfw

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>>9610859

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>>9611268
no, you're.

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>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves

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>>9610859
But im no a private investigator.

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>>9611499
HOLY SHIT ANON'S DEAD

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>>9611499
I’m thinking based

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>>9610859
*you're, now check this 5

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>>9611183
Hey don't talk to me that way

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>>9612901
>unzip pants in front of mori
>she thinks its rather small at first
>she then realizes its like a tiny shota cock and gets incredibly aroused

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>>9611183
You cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9611268
Yure

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>>9610859
>you're

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>>9610859
>You're

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>>9613045
>looks over her shoulder to make sure there are no cameras or police

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>>9611268
So apparently 4ch is full of ESL?

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>>9610859

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>>9610859

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>>9610859
>recroded

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>she sees you are dick

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>>9613045
I wish I had a tiny cock.....

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>>9610859
my am dick?
what kind of esl bullshit is this?

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>>9610859
You're

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>>9610859
>you're

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I think what gets to me the most is that people associate grammar or spelling mistakes with an ESL, when I've seen far more Americans (especially zoomers) who can't type English for shit.

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>>9626805
gotem ha ha

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>she see's you'or dick

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All the newfags ITT

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*unzips dick*

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>>9633658
I started posting this month :) XD :)

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>>9610859
Honestly, I'm fucking cursed with a dick that is unironically 1/7 of my height (fucking 5'7 manlet) and I have to use both hands to wrap around it so I'm very close to being more dick than man
Shame that because I'm 5'7" that that means no girl will ever be interested in me physically, so my dick will die untouched. I've learned that size queens aren't real unless you're also tall

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>>9633901
Rape time, also literally just find really petite women.

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>>9633901
>>9634123
If it's 1/7 then its literally over 9 inches Realistically speaking a lot of women can't take that, especially petite women

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>>9633901
At least your penis is whole, my penis is mutilated and in this life I will never experience sex as God intended it.

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>>9634194
should have gotten the vax and you wouldn't have this problem

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>>9634168
Basically this
I've also gotten people pissed off a few times for complaining about my dick being too big
Like fuck you nigger it's not a humblebrag I'm not joking when I use my forearm as an example, it's closer to it than not, I have the dick of a fucking monster in a rape hentai it's not fucking funny or bragging I'm just a freak of nature man

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>>9634194
Being circumcised is the best

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>>9634710
literally, unironically, cope

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>>9634710
At this point, i honestly dont care about whether i should have kept my foreskin or not. It has no meaningful impact on my life.
Though i guess it does help not having my dick get stuck in my zipper.

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>>9610859
Grower, not a shower. Give it a moment.

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>>9610859
They would be impressed because it’s substantially wider and a good bit longer than the vast majority of Japanese men

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>>9634710
Bro, no it isn’t. Foreskin isn’t a vestigial organ like brainlets and hebrews try to claim. It has a bunch of important anatomical functions. The hygiene argument is preposterous as well — it’s like saying you should preemptively cut off your toes to avoid getting a hangnail, when you could just learn how to clip your toenails. Women in North America may prefer circ on average, but who cares. I still seethe about fact I’m circumcised

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>>9637384
I'm glad I said no when my parents were pressuring me hard to get it. My grandma said I'm a "cripple" for not doing it. Parents said everyone else got it and I was being a problem child for refusing.

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>>9634497
I was mutilated when I was a toddler. >>9634710
No it isn't. I barely feel any pleasure when I masturbate, I wouldn't feel pleasure if I ever have sex, I probably couldn't even have penis in vagina sex because I'm missing the gliding action that a foreskin gives a intact penis.

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>>9637384
>I still seethe about fact I’m circumcised
Get a therapist, kek. No one cares.

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You got the wrong guy my name isn't Richard

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>>9637843
You pull the foreskin completely when you're having sex anon. It's the same as being circumcised for that. The nerve damage issues for circumcised penises may be a different story though.

t. Uncircumcised

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>>9634194
>as God intended it.
God doesn't exist, and even if he did, he would be incredibly wrathful with all the fucking sins you're committing being on this website and worshipping e-thots and all the jacking off you do with them as your material, so you shouldn't care either way.

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>>9634676
Showoff

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>>9637843
>I probably couldn't even have penis in vagina sex because I'm missing the gliding action that a foreskin gives a intact penis.
retard.

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>>9637843
>I probably couldn't even have penis in vagina sex because I'm missing the gliding action that a foreskin gives a intact penis.
Are you actually fucking retarded

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>>9634676
Look, having a dick slightly longer than 5 inches that can comfortably fit through a toilet paper roll isn't good, either. The anxiety and depression you get from imagining women never staying with you because you aren't big enough hurts

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>>9637843
look, we can all agree (except for coping amerimutts) that its not a good thing, and yeah, theres some benefits you're missing out on, but theres plenty of people who live and fuck just fine with it
we can recognize that its a shitty thing to do without going crazy saying stuff like you cant have sex after being cut
if you think your skin is too tight and its causing problems with erections or intercourse, that is a common complaint, and you can fix that pretty quickly by starting to tug the skin to grow some more slack, even if you dont go all the way and stay committed to growing a pseudo foreskin