[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 2.86 MB, 318x166, 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594595 No.9594595 [Reply] [Original]

Alright /vt/ listen I wanna talk to you about something. Please bear with me because this is really important to me ok?
Pictured here are the breasts of Hololive EN Gen 2 Vtuber Nanashi Mumei. Please examine the way they jiggle. This will be important later.

>> No.9594611
File: 1.31 MB, 1115x577, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594611

Now, this is Tsukumo Sana of the same generation. As you can see, her breasts are canonically the size of Jupiter, and also she is BLACK. Her areolas, one might inquire, are probably brown as well. This is pretty cool, though her face looks like a jpeg artifacted down syndrome child with a tan.
The real issue, though, is the breasts. It is understandable that she has huge mammalamma hubba bubba flop donkeridoos, as she represents space and space is BEEG just like her Jupiter sized breasts. They are almost large enough for me to care about them more than flat chests.

>> No.9594660
File: 552 KB, 552x459, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594660

This, friends... Are you still paying attention? This is IMPORTANT. This is Ouro Kronii. She represents time, and for some reason her tits are fucking HUGE. THEY FLOP AROUND LIKE FUCKING BEACHED WHALES AND THEY ARE PROBABLY AS BIG AS THEM. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?
You see, we have a BIG PROBLEM. So far the smallest tits have been Mumei's and they're like fuckin C cups. So surely the last two members of the generation must contain a flat chested loli, right? It would only be fair, nay, HUMANE to pay respects to our morally dubious "it's a cartoon she's actually ten billion years old" brothers, right?

>> No.9594695

If you're going to post a novel, you should really have it prepared and copy and paste the sections

>> No.9594696
File: 57 KB, 350x405, 1626557772469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594696

>>9594595
>>9594611
>>9594660
okay, okay, im following so far

>> No.9594731
File: 179 KB, 240x290, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594731

But NO.

>> No.9594754
File: 3.25 MB, 250x400, bouncy[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Frasu2r.mp3].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594754

I have the IQ of a birb. Please just send me more bouncy bouncy.

>> No.9594786

>>9594695
honestly the fact that he didnt only enhances the deranged nature of the post

>> No.9594797 [DELETED] 
File: 299 KB, 403x379, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594797

Even the RAT, /vt/, the HIGH PITCHED VOICED AUSTRALIAN RAT, she bears LARGE FLOPPERS. Friends, am I alone here? A man with five huge tittied anime girls may be a happy man, but one can never find true peace in this sick world until at least one of the anime girls amongst his stock has NO breasts at all. Is this not what this country was founded on? Are flat chested lolis not a human right, granted by God at birth to every man, woman, and perhaps even negro?

>> No.9594823

Just watch someone else, plenty of lolis to go around

>> No.9594842
File: 480 KB, 1809x2923, 1625057811849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594842

>>9594797
Flatniggers should get the bullet.
The bigger the better.

>> No.9594849
File: 1.28 MB, 1200x1697, e5fpzf3h3li71.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594849

Listen, at least Mumei has reasonable titties. But I implore you, look inside yourself and ask: is that enough? Are we, as brave God fearing Americans, bearers of the flag of our forefathers who followed hilarious and based classical marriage customs with what would now be considered to be treacherously young brides, not deserving of, nay, ENTITLED to at least one flat chested loli? For FUCKS sake Bungo, can you not see, that the rat was destined for a flat chest? Has God forsaken this country, as well as Japan I guess, leaving us behind? Nay, nay, for it is us who has abandoned it. HEAR ME, FOR I SPEAK FOR ALL OF HUMANITY: LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT! Wait uh I mean MORE FLATCHESTED VTUBERS!

>> No.9594859
File: 285 KB, 850x570, mumeimei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594859

>>9594797
You have Gura and Ina in gen one. We were only supposed to have one per gen, so they're making up for it now by not having one in gen 2. It's not rocket science my guy.

Also post more bird.
https://files.catbox.moe/r78kkj.png

>> No.9594892

>>9594849
I forgot to change "Bungo" to /vt/ please disregard, also
>>9594695
I am nigger I just have a slow brain

>> No.9594933
File: 1.87 MB, 839x864, 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594933

EN Gen 2 could learn a few things from Ninomae Ina'nis, who is objectively the most sexually attractive person physically possible. She is from the first generation of Hololive EN Vtubers, when they still knew how to get the fucking designs RIGHT. No less, she's not even the one who is a loli! And yet she is clearly the most fuckable, and probably at least like 17, absolving me of about 22% of suspicions of pedophilia.

>> No.9594960
File: 111 KB, 1106x1200, 1629821013721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9594960

>>9594754
mumers tiny boobies are adorable and i want, no, NEED to fondle them while she makes cute retard bird noises

>> No.9594974

I'm glad somebody finally shed light upon this injustice.

>> No.9595002
File: 748 KB, 746x587, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595002

The good news, /vt/, is that the rat does in fact have a cute voice, a slight Aussie accent which is just barely subtle enough to add to her charm rather than disgustify her through boganification, and most importantly an EXPOSED MIDRIFF. So we may survive for some time. But for how long?

>> No.9595031

>>9594933
kek

>> No.9595041
File: 503 KB, 1010x870, 9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595041

WE MUST FIGHT FOR A CHANGE, GIVE ME FLAT CHESTS OR GIVE ME DEATH!
CHANT IT WITH ME BROTHERS:
MAKE THE RAT FLAT!
MAKE THE RAT FLAT!
MAKE THE RAT FLAT!

>> No.9595133

where the hell is png 6?

>> No.9595152
File: 599 KB, 629x900, nochoice[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fhlapg2.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595152

>>9594960
Ah, I see you are a man of culture also.

>> No.9595339

>>9595133
This bitch >>9594754 got to it before me so I had to improvise

>> No.9595358
File: 903 KB, 280x194, o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595358

>>9594595
>>9594611
>>9594660
>>9594731
>>9594797
>>9594849
>>9594933
>>9595002
>>9595041

>> No.9595421
File: 2.70 MB, 300x400, vibe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595421

>>9595339
Hey, don't call me a bitch if you were going to steal and use the gifs I made.

>> No.9595489

>>9594797
HERE HERE

>> No.9595521

>>9594797
Hololive has already plenty of flat-chested girls.
Shortstacks are the future, old man.

>> No.9595523

>>9595421
Sorry friend I didn't know they were your creations. Also I didn't know there were more than one, *this* one is in fact the one I was going to use for 6.

I am going to a birthday party and may or may not continue through phoneposting. Please take my words into consideration and ponder the worth of spamming Baelz's superchat with "MAKE THE RAT FLAT". Thank you.

>> No.9595570

>>9595521
Flat chested shortstacks are the ideal. We don't have enough English speaking iterations of either in Hololive though.

>> No.9595591

>>9595041
MAKE RAT FLAT

>> No.9595674

>>9595570
>Flat chested shortstacks
I respect your point of view, but you are a mad man

>> No.9595728
File: 1.27 MB, 850x1202, 1ab1278187e7afabaa2ec30b54a68ad6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9595728

>>9595523
How about we make rat flat AND seiso? She's simply too seiso to play that chaos role. It pains me to see her force herself to be someone she isn't.

>> No.9595869

>>9594933
Where's 6.png?

>> No.9595912

>>9595570
>Flat chested shortstacks
Anonchama???

>> No.9596581

>>9594611
>and also she is BLACK
Stopped reading right there.

>> No.9596718
File: 1.37 MB, 1320x1962, 92511640_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9596718

>>9596581
But you have read part of it.

>> No.9597142

>>9596581
I know right? Shes actually abo.

>> No.9597503
File: 1.08 MB, 500x282, mioSystem.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9597503

cunnies are temporary and you'll throw them away once they inevitably hit puberty and become too old.
hags are eternal. accept them. embrace them.

>> No.9598322

>>9594960
Tiny is a funny way of saying realistic and beautiful. She isn't even small-breasted.

>> No.9599653

>>9595041
MAKE THE RAT FLAT.

>> No.9601172
File: 924 KB, 966x1418, 241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9601172

>>9594859
Gura canonically isn't flat. Yes, she's small compared to most, but she has form-altering breasts. They're just hidden most of the time.

>> No.9604678

>>9594859
Isn't this just an edit
Disappointing

>> No.9605070

>>9594660
No.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action