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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSchedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1436054106431500289First original song: https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhEKING / Gawr Gura x Calliope Mori: https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViIMerch:AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)"Myth- half year celebration" Bloop plushie: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-en/products/hololive-english-myth-half-year-celebration-bloop-plushie (ends 13 Sep)Vtuber Tour: https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/fan-expo-canada-x-hololive-en-2021-vtuber-tour/
I'm in love with Gura!
Goomba a cute?
Gura cute Gura cute!
the only "gura stream" I need to see is her PEE STREAM
>>9551765>>9551836and funny too
My love for her is like a truck
>>9552291She's so gay bros, its not fair
>>9552257That indiscriminatly kills main characters
>>9552365By that you means she loves me, her husband!
I think I'm becoming depressed lads, I miss her. She makes me feel funny, unsure whether I'm happy or sad
>>9552640Watching a VOD doesn't help at all?
Post old and forgotten Gura fanart
Pekora needs to get the fuck away from Gura.
>>9553900They should collab and become good friends.
Vergil mode DMC5 playthrough when
I especially love Gura's soft flat chest
Imagine being Gura's girlfriend
>>9554326imagine being gura
>>9554326No thanks. I'll imagine her being Ame's girlfriend.
>>9554326I do constantly
Last thread we answered how long it took to fall in love with Gura, so now answer me this: How long after that did it take to stop hurting?
>>9554674Does it ever stop?
>>9554674About two months. But it sounds like you all have it worse than I did.
>>9554674It's been 363 days since Gura debuted and the pain of missing her doesn't get better.
Make me coom chumbuds
>>9554848Watch the cake stream again.
>>9554674Here’s the fixed art with the missing details added
I wonder if Gura will “coincidently” race Fauna tonight
what if gura made eye contact with you at a bus stop
>>9554674It hasn't stopped, but it's not a constant pain. I've been there before, just not with Gura, and it's unbearable. Definitely don't envy any chumbuds going through that. That being said after super good streams, particularly karaoke, I want to be with her so bad I get a pit in my stomach that won't go away. Only thing that helps is a night of sleep, then I'm usually back to normal the next day. Long breaks and some of the greentext stories posted here can also have a similar effect.
>>9554674I've only been around since, according to my membership, 3 months. I'm in bongland, so I have to miss streams or drop halfway through in order to get up for work in the morning. I always feel like I'm being a bad fan when I do and it makes me feel guilty. I always make sure to catch members streams but sometimes I end up missing them too and that actually hurts.Sometimes in the middle of a stream she'll do or say something that makes me start gosling and I just roll onto my side and face the empty space next to me on the bed. Think about how much I wish she was here. I'd grab my bedding and try to pretend I'm holding her but its never works. I just have to wait through it until the stream starts being just fun again.The worst part is not being able to open up about it because my friends already disapprove of me "simping for an anime girl"./blogHonestly can the official gura daki just come out please?
>>9554674I try not to think about it.
>>9554674>doctor, I am depressed because of my unrequited love for a 2D sharkgirlYou’d be thrown in the fucking loonyhouse
Please stop posting about how not physically being with the shark girl makes you unhappy and start posting about how being with the shark girl during streams makes you happy.
>>9554674I've been in love before and it was never this bad.>>9555788It does make me really happy!
>>9554674it never hurt
I feel like Gura makes me happy, but I don't make her happy. should I draw her or something?
>>9555994The answer to making something for Gura is always:Yes
>>9555994you make her happy by watching her stream and having fun, but it couldnt hurt to show that
>>9556538LICK THE SHARK!
>>9556538Is her hair is made of cardboard?
>>9554674Still hurtsThis world is not fairGura exists and she will never be mineIs this how Monika from DDLC felt?
>>9556707Shark rigging please understand
>>9555201My eyes are "scary" according to people so she would probably freak out sadly
>>9555201we would both look away in awkward discomfort
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURAAAAAAAAAAAAGURAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURAWHERE ISGURA
i love you goop goop
>>9556924At home, having sex with me, her husband.
Previous thread: >>9520976
>>9554674>How long after that did it take to stop hurting?About that...
>>9557029I made this post
>A cool autumn day, the leaves have started changing colors and are ready to fall>You and Gura are strolling through a park when you spot a swing set>Gura's eyes start to light up at the thought but she looks away quickly>You ask if she want you to give her a push but she mumbles something about "not wanting to be seen as a kid">"Oh come on, it will be fun" you say while nudging her in the direction of the swings>"Fine, but only because you want me to" she says as her eyes start to show excitement again>Gura hops on the swings and you start to give her gentle pushes, asking if she wants to go higher>She starts letting out giggles and eventually a quick scream as you push her more and more.>After a few minutes she finally jumps off the swing and turns to you>"That wasn't so bad" you tease, "I bet you even had some fun">"Oh shut up" she says as her face turns red and she starts to grin>The sun it setting by now so you suggest heading back to the car>You and Gura get to the car and start to head home>"Today was a lot of fun" she says, "We should go for walks more often">You smile and agree, and while driving home you talk about what to make for dinner and what movie to fall asleep to
Gura's momma will be streaming an english practice stream in 45 minutes
>>9554674>How long after that did it take to stop hurting?I will not be thwarted by doubt or pain.
What does a Gura tailjob feel like? Asking for a friend.
>>9558540Her tail is rough is one direction.
Something big is coming. I can feel it...
>>9558848I'll take that risk.
>>9558540Shark tail is like sandpaper, so grab a sheet of that and you can get a general idea of what it's like.
>>9558863yeah, my penis in Gura's cunny
>>9558540Depends on if Gura feels like using her Atlantean magicks to smooth her tail.
>>9559038That's the cowards way out
>>9559066That's why Gura only does it if you demonstrate you're willing to take the risk.
>>9559591I can see a 2.0 update happening
>>9559310ill take the risk
>>9559591Genuinely terrible idea, her smile is absolutely perfect as is
>>9560122Very cute! On a side note, why do so many people have their images named "file"?
>>9560226>he doesn't know it's pasted from clipboard
>>9560354Ah, I see. I figured it had to be the default naming scheme of something.
>>9560354You can do that? What?
>>9560501NTA but I just windows key + shift + S to crop a screenshot and paste here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Ck58O9SOMNacho mama doing a Duolingo stream right now if anybody's interested.
>>9560778Sorry, Nachomama, I'm going to sleep...
>>9560778Don't care unless Gura shows up. Anchor's model is cute though
>>9560778cute shark has cute mama
>>9560778She is so cute.
>>9555733I heard a joke once:>person goes to doctor>says they're depressed>life seems harsh and cruel>says they feel all alone in a threating world>doctor says treatment is simple>the great vtuber Gawr Gura streams most nights of the week>watch her>that should pick you up>girl bursts into tears>"But doctor..." she says >"I am Gawr Gura"Good joke.
>>9561409AAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS GURABUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICK I WANT HER TO BE HAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9560778I shouldn't be surprised that her chat is all EOPs
>>9561832Bruh its a duolingo english stream of course it is.
>>9561929also good NA time, notso good JP time
>>9561832A Duolingo Stream learning english, the ones talking are EOPs for the most part but Jps talk when she ask something in japanese.
>>9561409That comparison goes a lot deeper than just the "joke." The stage play Pagliacci from 1892 gets even darker.
>>9554674Been about 4 months since I realized I love Gura, and there's no sign of that pain stopping. I'm almost wizard-age, and I've never felt anything close to this for someone before. It might take a while to make up for the emotions I've repressed or never had before. On the bright side, the struggles of a parasocial relationship are just a shadow cast by the dazzling, warm light of the happiness and positivity that Gura brings.
Watching Nacho fills me with RIGGERHATE
Okay, I just had big realization in middle of nowhere.GURA CAN'T SOLO IN HER OFFICIAL WORK!!!!EVERY SONG SHE MUST SING WITH SOMEONE.
>>9562967Remember Gura being scuffed = SOUL
>>9563034>>9563067>>9563080Gawr and Gura
>>9563080Clearly singing with Gawr
>>9563105still one person even if they have multiple personality syndrome.
>>9563105Anon, go be retarded somewhere else
Is Gura watching Fauna or her Mama stream?
The only thing that hurts more than being in a parasocial relationship with Gura is knowing that she will be gone one day and we'll never know about her again. As much as it pains me, I can live without touching her and only interacting with her through my PC, but not with the idea that this is temporary
>>9563162Neither. Gura is tired from practicing karaoke songs and just laying in bed while watching the ceiling
>>9563105>>9563135Listen here you cheeky cunts
>>9562967Yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, but looking at how good her model is I couldn't stop thinking about it.
>>9563143Meds now Goomba
why isn't goop goop streaming as muchdid we do something wrong
>>9563402Anon she is prepping anni stuff
>>9563189Everything must come to an end. The good and the bad. Even when Gura graduates, you can still be a chumbud forever. The VODs will always exist and her legacy will always remain.
>>9563402Yes, you keep asking retarded questions in here, and she's punishing you for it.
>>9563189Yeah, I think about that too. But the optimist in me is saying that there's a good chance she'll be with Hololive for a long time and she'll do something else that we'll be able to find when she is done.
>>9563520I want to lick each one of those cute little toeeeeees!!!
>>9563624I will find where you live if you ever post this again
>>9563624alright fucker, you're going to the funny farm.
>>9563479Even if there is some huge yab, the VODS will stay. If Cover tries to take them down, someone will KyoAni their office.
>>9563848eh, i'll just release magnets around the clock for a few weeks
>>9563624This pic makes me irrationally sad and angry, I actually have to hide it to control my autism
>>9563189If Gura really wanted to, she could stream to gachikois for the rest of her life.I guess she might get bored of it, but there are quite a few streamers going for 10+ years.
>>9563624>No blood and clearly crushed flat like in the originalHonestly it just looks like Gura's struggling from being lightly pressed.
>>9564135>>9564198>>9564249Second one best
KING gura cute!
>>9564314That is the worst part the fact that she is still alive kicks saviour autism into overdrive
Mittsu also did an impressive job.
im not gura :3
>>9564492Neither am I :3
>>9564305I like this one specifically because it shows the throne is too big for her, it's cute.>>9564361In retrospect this one looks odd, actually, since it looks like Gura is actually sitting at Mori's feet rather than on her lap.
>>9564458Meh, it looks too mild for it to be a serious threat or struggle, just like it's slightly annoying enough to make her wriggle against it.
>>9563595Gura's going to be with Hololive until they shut down, and even after that, she's way too special to disappear completely. My only fear was that she wouldn't stream anymore afterwards, but she's grown into streaming being a consistent source of joy and energy. What's more, the rest of Myth might be present with her in some form due to their special bond. Very optimistic about this shark's future, and I'll go with her wherever she goes.
>>9563624this is what happens to people who have cute aggression, goop goop! ha!
Can you guys stop talking about sad things far in the future and take a moment to enjoy this nice booba gura
>>9564314>like in the originalPlease tell me that's not real
>>9565088That's an acceptable amount of booba for gooba
>>9565121You don't want to know.
>>9564314>No blood.There is though.
>>9565088This board is one of the only acceptable places to talk about some of the more somber feelings we have. It's not like it's doomposting. Just think of it as another way to express how happy we are to have her now.
>>9564561I love this guy and Shouu's Gura art
>>9564492>>9564532GURA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
>>9565901Agreed chum, being overly positive is sacchrine and empty in it's bliss.
psst… hey cuties
I wonder what council will be Gura's first official collab, I hope it's Sana
Where the gra at
https://twitter.com/hiroerei/status/1436320848827191309Black Lagoon Mangaka
>>9565088That's not really booba Gura though.
>>9565759It's sweat, the original is a lot more obvious.
I want Gura to call me stinky
>>9566480Hiroe Rei also does some fantastic Touhou doujins, here's hoping.
>>9566573You could just ask
>>9566580What is the original?
>>9563624Lenny what the fuck
>>9567275dont do it
>>9566480>Mangaka drawing my favorite shark>think of other famous mangaka I'd want to see her drawn by>Miura immediately comes to mindDammit... I thought I was done being sad for today.Nacho sneezed while I was typing this and it helped.
>>9567415Me on the right
>>9567415I wonder why I get so ridiculously happy when she does stuff like that.
Of all the times for my browser to crash I miss the exact time when King hit 5 million views. It hit it somewhere before 10 days, 1 hr and 7 mins. Looking at the comments, I'm guessing maybe somewhere 3-5 minutes before.
>>9567283Can I still tend the shark, George?
>>9567678Nice art, broken English
>>9554753>>9554794>>9554819>>9554982>>9555157>>9555218>>9555627>>9555642>>9555733>>9555876>>9556739>>9557305>>9558433>>9562603thanks for the laugh, pathetic fucks. hahaha
>>9567826Nice reddit spacing, nerd.
>>9567826gura, you weren't supposed to look.
>>9567826All me baby
>>9567957>>9568045It is illegal to be this cute, Gura.
>>9567826This reply is redundant, but I love you too Gura. Thanks for being as amazing as you are.
Every time I look at her Twitter I see the schedule art again and all I can think is I want to shove my face into that tummy.
>>9567826please spit on me goowa
>>9568219Idk man I just want to bite her tail
And so we come full circlehttps://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1436528685310480389
>>9567826All me buddy!
>>9568690Oh yeah, I'm still sad about the gawrdening stream never continuing. I guess all the plants must be dead...
>>9568738WHY CANT THEY JUST STAY DEAD
>>9568738Oh dear lord. The idea of Gura having the trident emoji on her butt is a cute idea, though. Art of that I would like.
If I do reps and go outside and get a gf or tried to get one, would I be disappointed that I can't find someone as good as Gura?People with gf, are you?
>>9564492Oh yeah? why don't you prove it?
>>9568994Single but dating around, and yes, reality is often disappointing.
>>9568834She went back to only playing games... I guess the views were too low, or she didn't have time for it with all the other work piling up...
Goodnight chumbuds! I hope you guys dont lose your marbles!
>>9569113She said something happened to the plants, but unfortunately never elaborated.I'm still excited for the day when we get another Gura cooking stream.
>>9569194Nighty night night
>>9569200It deadedI thought Gura was a country farm girl?
>>9569194Oyasame. I keep my marbles in my mouth to make sure they don't stray too far.
Shark skin... Is not smooth... I am deeply saddened by this
>>9569200She mentioned possibly switching to carpentry, probably because she wouldn't have to worry about her stuff dying between streams.
>>9569254Doesn't mean she was any good at it.
>>9569298It is smooth in one direction. Think about it like a lot of tiny teeth all aligned one way.
>>9569254Well it was around the time she had have a 4 day trip break. I believe it was the first one where it was family related.
>>9569254wh-when did we last hear about the cat?
>>9569361No, it was a while after the trip. As I recall the trip was in May and the Gawrden was started her birthday week.
>>9569194AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TWO GURA TOMORROW TWO OF GURAS THERE WILL BE TWO OF GURA TWO GURAS TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAi miss her
>Gura is lurking thread>sees post about how long anons have been gosling for her>mostly thinks it's sweet that she's loved so much>still bothers her that her fans are uncomfortable in some way>ignores the replies>watches Mama's stream>goes back to lurking>replies still weigh on her mind>the ambivalence gets to her>lets Gawr take control>"thanks for the laugh, pathetic fucks. hahaha">closes thread>sleeps like a rockC-cute...
>>9569352Petting her tail only one way is not the same... I wanted it to be squishy. :(
>>9569376Pretty recently when it was zooming around.
>>9569416Unfortunately for you she is not part ray.
>>9569416>>9569487Honestly I thought sharks were dolphin like in texture. Maybe a bit harder due to more muscle and thicker skin. Kinda sad I had to find out through the mention of a tailjob.
>>9569405I'm thinking of the one she talks about at the end of assetto corsa.
>>9569640What better way is there to find out than through a tailjob tbdesu
>>9568184No bro it would be translated as "todo yo" or "todos míos"
>>9569646Ah, that one. Based on what she said after it kinda sounded like she didn't actually end up going anywhere, but just didn't get any rest due to severe anxiety related to whatever the family emergency was. Obviously, I have no idea if that's actually the case.
How heavy is Gura's tail?
>>9570024Was already posted here. I'm not sure why reNPC wasted his time on that, but ogey, I guess.
>>9569758Through the mention of it? Kinda sad. During a tailjob? The thought of it deeply scares me and my dick.
>>9570023It makes up for 45% of her total weight
>>9570023>Tfw she can easily knock you over
>>9569376Last mention of Gura's cat was that they had the zoomies during the JP MC server field trip stream https://youtu.be/X4Bw7YurCpo?t=5180 The shark-bites channel where that one autist notes everything Gura says actually comes in handy for stuff like this.
>>9568994Gura is definitely a very special girl but there others out there that are worth falling in love with. Do your reps and give it a try, Gura would want you to.
>>9568994You may not get yourself a Gura, but you will still be able to find the next best thing.
shark go speen
>>9570688Ah, I guess it's probably still alive, then. Wonder if she ever got the second one.
I feel really bad for Gura. I imagine she's at a point where she hates this whole vtuber thing.
I'm glad Gura didn't stream today, I came home from work and passed out for 10 hours+. Would of missed the stream for sure.
>>9570705ah, i was actually thinking i'd just have gura as my waifu for the rest of my life.
>>9570755Well. Fluffy is sure better than razor sharp. But it looses the fish experience, you know?
>>9564693Mori with open legs and Gura sitting at the tip of the Throne?
>>9571265goodnight anonwe will WATCH GURA TOMORROW FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9571314Double Gura, actually. Regular stream, followed by GurAme mystery collab.
>>9572222In bed, asleep
>>9572222Pegging Ame rn
>>9572306good night bud
>>9570705You know how everyone always wants a partner that's physically 10/10 but that desire dissipates when they find someone they love in other areas? Even if you disregard physical attraction, I don't think that concept works when you've already found someone that's 11/10 in every other possible scale. I hope chumbuds everywhere find another girl that they can love just as much, but I think my kokoro forever belongs to Gura at this point.
>>9572554Same desu. I know there are other wonderful girls but I've never been one to care much about relationships until Gura. She's got me wrapped around her finger and I don't plan on going anywhere. I love her
>>9571586What are the best guesses for Gura Ame collab? Was it left open intentionally, or did they just not decide on anything yet?
>>9572554especially since i'm attracted to all her physical qualities as well, like her grandma hips and deformed feet.
>>9572880Fishtank or something similar is my guess.
If you have nothing to watch while waiting for Gura, her mama had a very cute duolingo stream earlier
I want pekora to teach gura how to make traps in minecraft
>>9570922She's earning high six figures at a minimum, I imagine that if nothing else it gives her validation that her life is no longer a failure now.
>>9570868>>9570951Just me or the sounds not working?
>>9574063both work fine for me
If Gura is canonically over 9000 years old what was she doing between 1933-1945?
>walk around being gay for hours.On second thought, let's not go to the JP Minecraft server, 'tis a silly place.
>>9574808Let's just say that Gura wasn't the one in control back then.
>>9574808Atlantis is politics free
What does Gura's gills feel like?
>>9574808Raising Thule, and completing the system of German idealism.
>>9577834Offtopic but that artist broke the life rng lottery, it's ridiculous
>>9577970You know how it is with these artists, they'll upload stuff and then just delete it without warning.
Animation of Gura and Shion lovestory https://youtu.be/K04gfL-45_Y
>>9563189She won't be. Seen cynically, you and me are easy money. But you and me are also a very powerful drug, too.
>>9569802Cat belonged to a family member before. She did go.At the positive side, she reconciled with parents.
>>9578986t. rrat peddler
Gura will get 2.0 rigging right?
>>9579175One day in the future
>>9579120Spoken like a hopeless autist.
saishuubin kimi wa noru boku o oitettehashiridasu yukkuri to jimen ga zurete ikunaicha dame naicha damedemo hontou wa iitai yo"ikanaide"
>>9579175Why would she need it? I did just fine!
>>9579267Keep coping, you will never be neuronormative.