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9514807 No.9514807 [Reply] [Original]

>be homostarEN
>get access to the EN discord server
>get to chat with your EN oshis, maybe even collab with them
>get to collab with low tier jps and on special occasions, some mid/high tiers
>all the ID pussy you can eat
>jp holos will often talk about the cool kaigai niki branch that just debuted
>the ones that don't, will still watch you out of curiosity
>some of them will fall in love with your voice, maybe even buy membership on alt accounts to see that spicy member's only content
>only downside is pretending to care about the homos
>if you do your reps, you can pretend more convincingly
Idk about you fags, but I'm becoming a homostar

>> No.9514861

>>9514807
Where do I sign up?

>> No.9514919

>>9514807
you've sold me

>> No.9515067

>>9514807
>(You) join homostars, your master plan is nearly complete
>Cover says they’re going to assign someone to manage you
>they told you that your manager would meet you in person at your house
>you assume it’s someone from the EN branch
>you open your door
>It’s Shinove
>you realize that you’re in for a bad time

>> No.9515078

>>9514807
I'd rather slowly sabotage the EN girls and get them to turn on each other until one snaps on stream and cries.

>> No.9515153

>>9515078
I think that’s happening on its own to be honest.

>> No.9515231

>>9514807
You need to cut your junk first to become HomostarsEN

>> No.9515245

>>9514807
If the last EN generation and even jp generations were proven nepotism then which group of men do you think is going to be recruited?

>> No.9515250

>>9514807
The only reason I'd see to become one is to confortably slot myself inbetween Roberu and every homostar in subs just to mog the unimportant ones.

>> No.9515260

>>9515078
based

>>9514807
This thread is gayer than me, kys you retarded faggot.

>> No.9515356

This is why holostar en is never going to happened. As Nijisanji EN get's more popular I won't be surprised if someone joins to to try and date the Nijisanji En girls. By joining Nijisanji En they also get pretty much a free pass to hang out with hololive id girls and probally mori in En. Then they could use mori to hang out with en girls. As long as your not a dumbass like Shindo Raito there nothing stopping you.

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9515379

>>some of them will fall in love with your voice
Y-yeah OP, they sure will love my voice.

>> No.9515487

>>9514807
Eh, all of that doesn't matter if you can't even access the HoloJP minecraft server, that's the real good stuff and he won't ever touch it

>> No.9515534

>be homostarEN
>not getting access to the EN discord server
>prohibited to collab with your EN oshis, maybe can't even chat with them
>Banned to collab with outsides chuuba and only allowed on special occasions with jp stars or maybe ID
>Unicorn scizo will constantly make rrat about you who just debuted
>the ones that don't, will still make bait thread to farm (you)
>some of fujo will fall in love with your voice, but you will be forced to become Fujobait for the rest of your career
>The positive side is.... Erm is idk
>if you do your shitpost, you can make it more convincingly

>> No.9515645

How badly will your ego be hurt when Ame, Gura and Ina tell you to kick rocks?

>> No.9515742

>>9514807
I will join HolostarsEN, act like the model cute male idol, until time comes for me to fly over to Japan for an event with the boys, in which we will all go out for drinks together and I will get Temma drunker than he should be so when it's time to go home he will use my lap as a pillow in the taxi. This, I swear.

>> No.9515839

>>9515742
Now THAT’S based.

>> No.9516006

>>9515231
I don't use it now and I don't think I'll ever use it so it's not a big deal.

>> No.9516036

>join homostarsEN
>exude chad energy
>3 million subscribers
>all the holos want me
>i turn them down for roberu

>> No.9516172

Predict he Homo EN lineups (assuming it will actually happen)
>Connor
>Gigguk
>Joey

>> No.9516292

>>9516172
>Notch
>PewdiePie
>LittleKuriboh
>Moot
>Adam Sessler

>> No.9516409

>>9515742
based and auntiepilled

>> No.9516451

>>9516292
On a serious note there's no way Pewd will sellout. He already has a cult-tier fanbase at this point who will watch him literally shitting for hours. Aside from his currently stable situation, he's not interested that much in /jp/ shit. Actually he does, but not in "that" way.

>> No.9516532

>>9516172
>Putin
>Trump
>Duterte

>> No.9516547

>>9515742
I support your ambition.

>> No.9516573

>>9516172
>Tupac Shakur
>Reviewbrah
>George Georgallidis
>Alister Crowley
>Gaius Cassius Longinus
But it’ll probably be some 2view that will be indebted and follow every rule to the T.

>> No.9517969

>>9515742
Way better than faggot OP

>> No.9518079

>>9515356
Wouldn't be surprised if that happenned, if it already happenned to the JP branch, who is to say it won't happen in the EN one? Especially when the latter started as and will remain as an all female group for over half a year, even more so considering how some of the girls have already been falling into the parasocial hole.
Wouldn't count too much on getting free access to the girls' non-niji contacts tho, those they have known since before they were Niji or have had connections with via others, wouldn't be surprising if they didn't pay you much attention for a good while.

>> No.9518820

>>9515742
BASED

>> No.9518893

this is exactly the reason why HomoEN will either never happen or you have to be an unironic fag to join, I wouldn't mind implying since Ame was my inspiration to start streaming along with DSP, just wish I had good streamer voices like them, all I have is a bunch of retro consoles and games to play some nostalgia fuel and kusoge for fun

>> No.9519052

>>9516036
also extremely BASED

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>>9514807


This is a good illustration of why there probably won't be a holostarsEN for long while, and or if there is, none of the fags like you are getting in.

Why? Because of a simple reason: *you aren't joining hololive*. You are joining *holostars*. Your *coworkers and sempais are holostars*. If someone is recruiting for *holostars*, and you don't actually care about holostars, then there's no reason to consider you in first place.

>> No.9519373

>>9515742
Holy based

>> No.9519468

>>9514807
Unlike faggot OP I want to join Homostars En to get in Izuru's hot pants.

>> No.9519509

was there ever a holostars en audition?

>> No.9519549
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>>9514807
>join holostarsEN
>baelz is so cock hungry from fujoing over roberto that she wants any holostar cock
>fuck the rrat raw
>ballz takes fake 9 month "family" related break to cover up her pregnancy
>get graduated because you knocked up a holo
>get passed around the other EN girls

>> No.9519779

>>9519468
Good.

>> No.9519804

>>9519509
some people think cause EN1's auditions included the male gender option

>> No.9519844

>>9519804
the male gender option was there so that your submission goes instantly into the trash.

>> No.9519862

>>9519804
mori-kun...

>> No.9519983

>>9515742
Godspeed anon, live the dream most of us won't be able to.

>> No.9520111

If I was interested in streaming I would have done it by now.

>> No.9520146

>>9519549
fujo is a girl who loves boy-to-boy ships. yumejo is the girl who imagine themselves as the boy's girlfriend and rrat is definitely a roberu yumejo

Get your facts straight. Not every girl who watch homos is a fujo you faggot.

>> No.9520358

LMAO i'm convinced you fags spend hours of the day daydreaming about this shit.

>> No.9520451

>>9520358
wanting to play vidya with the boys is a lot healthier than thinking someone who read your superchat is your girlfriend

>> No.9520563

>>9520358
I actually had a dream that I was in holostar en (and it was just me for some reason? No other niggas idk why) and things where going great for about 6 months but than a holo ( I think It was kiara) alleged that I had sexually DMd (asking for noods and stuff I assume) her despite never speaking to her, even though I had a good case for this and actually had the support of a lot of people cover still forced me to graduate but not not the holo lol

>> No.9520643

>>9520451
kek cool projection bro, i never superchat

>> No.9520671

>>9516172
>Maxxor

>> No.9521283

>>9514807
Imagine joining the homostars for any reason other than being an insufferable chuuni looking to live out his larping fantasies through vtubing.

>> No.9521323

>>9520563
you should take a break from this place

>> No.9521436

>>9520563
Sounds like deja vu. Wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened. She's gotta blame someone for her nudes being leaked, and she can't blame her ex-boyfriend without exposing that she was cheating on her paypigs.

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>>9514807
>not becoming bros with hoolrstas
come the fuck on

>> No.9521606

>>9514807
>Be homostar
>Banned from collab with Hologirls
>Oshi avoids you like a plague
>get shit views because nobody watches Homos
>Get used as shitpost by basket weaving forum
I'm good. My oshi can read my SCs and memes if she wants

>> No.9521607

>>9515356
I'm a girl who is auditioning for future niji en just for a chance with Pomu.

>> No.9522013

>>9521607
london

>> No.9522451

>>9514807
he can't keep getting away with it

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