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New rrat thread since the old one was deleted.

>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregant
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori once brapped so hard Kiara moved back to Australia
>One of the rrats in the last thread was true that's why a janny deleted the thread, my lack of meds have given me clarity of rrat.
>Gura wants to collab with Sykkuno but Ame told her it's only sexy for her when she NTRs her with other girls
>The Vshojo collabs were being fought agains by Gunrun, not Yagoo, as his girls are less Yabai than Hololive
>Yagoo is Sora's older brother, he gave her the job through nepotism/desire to see his imouto as an idol
>Gura wanted to be a pony vtuber by Yagoo blackballed it because he went to /mlp/ and after he finished throwing up he opposed it strongly.
>All the other gen1 girls hated Kiara until around Jan 2021, now they love her because they realised how based she is
>Pekora's mum can open a bottle of pekowine using only her vagina
>Peko says she weighs 3 carrots peko, but you can see 3 carrots in her hair, is the rest fake? Are those fake carrots? Is pekora really a ghost peko?
>Kiara and CDawgVA are in a longterm sexual contest in which they compete to fuck as many vtubers as possible, so far kiara is in the lead having fucked Marine, Nene, and Mori, while CDawgVA has merely repeatedly fucked Mori and Milkyqueen at the same time. CDawgVA plans to fuck Veibae and/or Froot while in the UK, whereas Kiara is planning a christmas off-collab with all of Myth together to make her moves on Ame, Ina and Gura. Ultimately the deciding factor is whether or not Ollie will go to Japan at some stage, I'll come back to this rrat if HoloID get a 3D live.
>Mori once brapped so hard CDawgVA threw up on her breasts and milkyqueen had to leave the room
>I used to think Ina was boring then I watched Snoozeowl.
>

>> No.9482267

>Pekora's first name is Usada, which stands for United States (of America) Department of Agriculture
>Pekora's first name is Usada, which stands for United States Anti-Doping Agency, a drug testing company working for the UFC
>Pekora's first name is Usada, which stands for "Urrrrrrrrrgh, Someone ate David's Ass!"

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>> No.9482417

>kiara has a turkey baster
>Ina will be a good mother
>Amelia Watson is allergic to semen
>Mori once brapped so hard Kiara lost braincells and forgot to renew her visa and went home
>While on the TrashTaste Podcast, Mori became firm friends with Meilyne, their producer, and through her Sydsnap, Garnt's fiancee. There is more than 0% chance that Sydsnap will feature on an upcoming Mori song about milfs.
>Kiara fucked Marine, Nene, and kanata before Coco intervened

>> No.9482445

>>9482157
Hi. Your usual customer here. I will buy your
>One of the rrats in the last thread was true that's why a janny deleted the thread, my lack of meds have given me clarity of rrat.
Won't pass up on this one if a janny gave it a Quality Approved seal.

>> No.9482500

>>9482445
Which rrat from the last thread do you think was true? I think it was

>Kiara has three guns

>> No.9482538

>First rrat
>Second rrat
>Third rrat
>Mori once brapped so hard I forgot the fourth rrat
>Fifth rrat

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>Pekora hasn't played MGSV because she knows konami are rrats who ruined the good thing they had going with kojima
>Kojima is an akirose fan because kojima has good taste
>Kiara met Kojima while auditioning to be a mocap model for the sexy bosses in MGS4, but Kojima was mad that she wasn't akirose so he told her to fuck off
>Anja's rigging is fine, her face itself is detachable. Rigger love.
>Reine is happily married to a handsome peacock, she does this work for the fun of it.
>Ollie financially supports her family because her mother was one of the devs on Blizzard's ill-fated Diablo mobile game (don't you guys have phones??) but since blizzard are a black company they planned to pay the devs on release of the game but now the game is buried because mobile games are shit.

>> No.9482950

>>9482157
>Gura is actually small irl and probably has dwarfism which explains her child-like voice and joint pains
>Ame is actually allergic to something she put inside her terrarium because she got both at the same time
>Sora hates the fact that almost all her kouhais are more popular than her and that's the reason why she only collabs with indies or deadhorses like Iofi
>Kiara hates management for real
>Bubba is a female
>Omega is a famous producer
>Gura shows real love behavior towards Ame

>> No.9483054

>>9482950
>Kiara hates management for real
Based
>Gura shows real love behavior towards Ame
Gura loves Ame, this is not a rrat
>Omega is a famous producer
Omega is just a chunni retard who picked 3 americans and 2 aussies despite having EU deadhours

>> No.9483575

>>9482157
Why? There's a worse thread on the catalog right now.

>> No.9484258

gib reine rrats

>> No.9485328
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My Oshi Loves me sooooooooooooo much. She loves me more than even her fattest paypigs.She understands me as a person more than even my closest relatives do. She lurks these threads and always leaves words of encouragement that only I can pinpoint. She loves my shizo posts and never forgets to leave a (You) whenever she sees them. Truly I have won the Gachikoi Lottery. I feel blessed.

>> No.9485423

>>9484258
I'm sorry I don't know enough about your oshi to provide quality content, instead here comes some shit content.

>Reine was hired to tard wrangle ollie and anya
>When Reine's new model was debuted I nearly got dehydrated from cooming

>> No.9485616

>>9482445
Update: got warned for the OP post. The jannies confirm the truth of my rrats.

>> No.9485727

>>9485616
It’s because this thread gets made over and over again with no additional content

I contributed fresh rrats to the last thread so i can’t be blamed

>> No.9485893

>>9485727
The repetition of rrats is a central theme of the rrat thread, it's like rakugo. If you disagree you're missing the cultural significance.

The kiara has a gun, ina is pregnant, mori braps repetition establishes the correct mindset, without which there can be no higher rrats.

You don't understand my art.

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>>9485328
You know I'm gay right?

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>>9486264
Rrat status: Deceased

>> No.9487394

>>9486264
you're posting here, so yeah

>> No.9487816

>>9485423
What about the "Reine is from a rich, corrupt, political dynasty and treats vtubing as a side hobby/hustle to feed her ego" rrat?

>> No.9487821

if kiara have a sword (zweihander) why wouldn't she have a gun ?

>> No.9487979

>>9487816
I like this rrat 'cause I'm 90% sure it's real

>> No.9488032

>>9485423
>>9487816
I thought this thread is for rrats that are completely untrue?

>> No.9488083

>>9487979
>>9488032
I mean I know she's rich, but I wonder how much of this is just a plaything for her or if she's actually a bad person.

>> No.9488191

>>9488083
>how much of this is just a plaything for her or if she's actually a bad person
I'm pretty sure it isn't/she's not, she genuinely loves streaming, she has the highest stream times in ID plus she uses her money to pump out covers almost every month

>> No.9488285

>>9488191
god i wanna be her househusband so badly....

>> No.9488625

>Gura lives in a nuclear submarine
>Hololive is a psyop. The goal is to heal the image lonely young men on internet have of modern women.
>Gura has a terminal disease and she will isekai within a year. She wasnt sure she'd survive a year and thats why she did her rewatch of the debut stream half a year ago.
>Mori identifies as a male. She has no plans of transitioning however.
>Kiara's "mother" is actually her roommate or friend.
>Ina feels like she is an outsider in EN1, and this has bothered her for months now.
>Ame dislikes EN2.
>Mori had plans of graduating few months back but Kiara talked her out of them.
>Ame mines dogecoin.
>The character 'haachama' is a contractual loophole.
>Fubuki owns a portion of Cover

>> No.9488767

>>9488625
Oh I forgot
>Suisei is the rightful heir to the Russian Empire

>> No.9489193

>Pekora rape Miko
>Kronii actually is a masochist, she just treat her fan like how her master treat her.

>> No.9489882

>>9488625
>Japan's birthrate has fallen drastically
>Government will throw yen at anything to resolve the aging population crisis
>Yagoo creates waifus to stop hikikomori from being incells
>it backfires because they idolise specific women but don't want to fuck them
>hire comedians as a meme
>easy money
>possibly stop your people from neeting their way out of existence.

>> No.9492056

>Reine can't read
>Reine has a servant to read everything on screen to her
>Reine's typing ASMR stream was her just randomly mashing the keyboard

>> No.9492267
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>>9485328
>You know I'm gay right?

>> No.9495612

>>9482812
ogey rrat

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>>9482812
>Ollie
>devs
sttop

>> No.9502964

>>9482157
RRat seller, I'm an adventurer and I demand your largest rrat to bring victory in my battles!

>> No.9503448

<<hololive is actually casting couch and Yagoo ass fucks before hiring. The reason there aren't many male hololivers is because the talent has to ass fuck yagoo, and it takes him a whole solar cycle to heal his ass chute

>> No.9504101

>Hololive was just a long con to prey on american males so Trump loses the 2020 election

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I've got a real big rrat from personal experience. Pic related.

I used to be friends with this Dutch cow vtuber and was trying to get closer with her. Got in her Discord, be good friends and all that, but she hated being alone with someone else in a VC. She was being flirty with me already, so I asked a mod of hers if she was single or something. Was told she had a boyfriend and was thus promptly blocked and banned.

Moral of the story: avoid saku ushi unless you're a cuck

>> No.9504655

>>9502964
adventurer, you can not handle my strongest rrats have a weaker one instead.

>> No.9505692

>>9504646
AHAHAHA

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>Connor has groomed Ollie
>Connor has groomed Mori
>Connor goal is to groomed the entire Hololive, it's starting from EN and ID and soon enough he will starting to groomed the JP as well
>After Hololive is done, he will move on to other companies vtuber starting from Vshojou and soon enough Nijisanji & VOMS.

>> No.9506183

>>9505835
Who is worse? Roberu fags or connor fags?

>> No.9506284

>>9505835
>Connor will groom YAGOO

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