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9478235 No.9478235 [Reply] [Original]

>fat
>ugly voice
>loud
>annoying
>conversations are boring
>other Holos have implied that she stinks
>lazy, barely streams
>shit taste in games
>retarded sense of humour
>ugly design (artists fault not hers, but still)
>ugly new costume (her fault, she asked fo it)
>comes across as a total bitch
Why the fuck does anyone like Porka, she is so fucking awful? There is literally nothing good about her.

>> No.9478263

Once again, first reply. I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply of the thread, it’s what gives the thread its pace, and you'll never experience this thread the way I did. This thread will never feel the way it felt about me, about you.

It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

>> No.9478265

>>9478235
No sorry, I disagree with everything in this post
However, if you provide examples of every point on this list I'll agree with you

>> No.9478286

this bait isn't great but I'll just use this opportunity to post the time whe Nene told her stream and all of 5th gen that her feet stink really bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ruSpL5IXk

>> No.9478308

>>9478286
Every point on there is true though.

>> No.9478321

>>9478235
I disagree with you so that means your objectively wrong.

>> No.9478328

Rent free

Seethe and cope or get the rope

>> No.9478329

>>9478286
god i wish i was that shoe

>> No.9478370

>>9478308
Ok
Prove it

>> No.9478385

idk, it's pretty based that Polka made this video which not only introduces who Polka is but also proves that Santa Claus exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sk8A5GTz6g

>> No.9478400

>>9478370
Watch streams. Oh wait you can't becuase Polka doesn't stream.

>> No.9478510
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9478510

>>9478400
I'll take the bait. What's it like being this retarded?

>> No.9478587

>>9478235
ANON FUCKING SUCKS
>fat
>ugly voice
>loud
>annoying
>conversations are boring
>other anons have implied that she stinks
>lazy, NEET
>shit taste in games
>retarded sense of humor
>ugly new costume (his fault, no sense of style at all and also too poor to afford real clothes)
>comes across as a total bitch
Why the fuck does anyone like anon, hhe is so fucking awful? There is literally nothing good about him.

>> No.9478596
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>>9478235
I will reply seriously to your low effort bait
>fat
True, and it's not a bad thing at all
>ugly voice
False, her voice is one of her better features and is trained in that regard
>loud
Sometimes yes. She also has much quieter moments.
>annoying
Wrong
>conversations are boring
Wrong, I assume you don't understand Japanese>other Holos have implied that she stinks
Wrong, not like this matters in general
>lazy, barely streams
Wrong, she streams more than the average Holo
>shit taste in games
Irrelevant, game voice doesn't matter for vtuber content, it's what they make of it. And even so, her game choice is pretty good, behind the frame or idolmanager are pretty interesting.
>retarded sense of humour
Wrong
>ugly design
Very wrong, a bit over the top but it fits
>ugly new costume
True
>comes across as a total bitch
Wrong

She's pretty nice indeed

>> No.9478618
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>>9478235
Leave my fat wife alone

>> No.9478649

>>9478235

Vt unironically needs a graduation button for vtubers that actually works irl.

>> No.9478673

I'm legitimately curious here, I heard something happened between her and Lamy? Could someone spoonfeed me on why she's a menhera and why she supposedly cries in her mem streams?

>> No.9478674

>>9478510
Polka is a azy fat bitch.
Go look up her streaming hours compared to the rest of Hololive. Her streaming hours are close to Marine's who is also lazy and has had health problems and a bunch of lives on top of it.

>> No.9478708

>>9478673
She dumps her problems on her audience.
Lamy is a sweet girl so its easy to see why she would have a problem with Polka.

>> No.9478753

>>9478596
>Wrong, I assume you don't understand Japanese
Wrong.
>Wrong, she streams more than the average Holo
Thats blatantly false I have worked out the average streaming time in previous months and Polka is always way behind average.

>> No.9478772

why all the haterthreads i see mention that the girl they're hating on is >fat? who fucken care if a chuuba isn't a stick irl you watch them for their anime girl avatars anyway

>> No.9478798

>>9478674
POLKA NEVER STREAMS SHE'S A LAZY BITCH
>Posts proof she streams all the time
SHE STILL LAZY BECAUSE I'M A HUGE FAGGOT WHO HAS NOTHING ELSE TO BITCH ABOUT

>> No.9478803

>>9478235
She fucking ruins bakatare everytime she joins.

>> No.9478813

>>9478772
I actually would rather have them fat, it often means they're more insecure and have a lower self esteem and that's a good thing

>> No.9478840

>>9478772
Being fat tells a lot about someone as a person. Like Okayu is no longer fat and she is great, because she has something Polka lacks - willpower.

>> No.9478846

>>9478772
Correct.
>>9475168
Numbers thread is over here, OP.

>> No.9478874

>>9478840
Matsuri is no longer fat and I don't think she's "great", doesn't seem related

>> No.9478896
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9478896

OP is a certified faggot
POLKA LOVE

>> No.9478911

>>9478846
What numbers have been mentioned besides her streaminng hours?

>> No.9478920

>>9478911
Hours are still numbers, whore.

>> No.9478950

>>9478874
Matsuri is fat again and still better than Polka. Polka is bottom of the barrel.

>> No.9479145

>>9478587
Naw I can tell by the writing style he's the SEA schizzo that invades the polka thread to call her fat in the most underaged way possible. Dude is literally starving between his shifts at a sweatshop.

>> No.9479197

>>9479145
Nope, I have never been into Polka's thread. I am just sick of her ruining Bakatare.

>> No.9479265

>>9478235
>porka

>> No.9479274

>>9479197
Sure you haven't SEA schizo

>> No.9479373
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>>9478235
I don't care as long as there is a excuse for another polka thread for me to post my Polkas.

>> No.9479581

Imagine the smelle

>> No.9479615

>>9478235
Polka isn't bad she is just a shizo who doesn't care about hololive if she doesn't feel like it.

There wasn't one smooth nepolabo collab mostly because polka. She didn't show up at time or had technical problems which means she didn't care to show up for a test run. I am no fan of polka but you are overshooting it with stupid insults.

>> No.9479631

>>9478840
>Okayu is no longer fat
X

>> No.9479742
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9479742

>fat
>ugly voice
>loud
>annoying
>conversations are boring
>other Holos have implied that she stinks
>shit taste in games
>retarded sense of humour
>comes across as a total bitch

>> No.9479788

>>9478235
>fat
>other Holos have implied that she stinks
perfect

>> No.9479894

>>9478235
>ugly voice
>ugly design
faggot

>> No.9480770
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9480770

>>9478235
>other Holos have implied that she stinks
source this rrat someone

>> No.9480804

>>9480770
He's using a clip where polka says her feet stink and asks rest of goukisei if they want to smell

That's it, because OP is a retarded SEAfag clip watcher.

>> No.9480810

>>9480770
source: my imagination (I think about smelling her all the time)

>> No.9480856

>9478235
Just wanted to congradulate you on the idiots that gave you free (You) and don't know how to derail,hide or ignore shitpost of their waifu

>> No.9481023

>>9480856
>gets told off repeatedly for being fucking retarded SEAfaggot
>s-should've sage and hidden me.

Kill yourself

>> No.9481119
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9481119

You missed the most important point tho, Polka makes me so goddamn

>> No.9483210

I WANT TO PORKA THE ORCA!

>> No.9485557

>>9478235
She sucks? Nice

>> No.9485641

I want to sexually fuck polka.

>> No.9485790

oh a bait thread, seems pretty successful too.
maybe I should also post something obviously retarded and farm some (You)'s from these salty autistic children.

>> No.9487619

>>9485790
Please do, it helps

>> No.9488397

>>9478840
she still sound fat

>> No.9488456
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9488456

>>9478235
I'd let Polka ride me three times a day to shed that weight.

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9488620

>>9478235
>stinks
Yeah of my cum because I'm her bf in real life

>> No.9488880

OP is a fucking faggot
>OP is a fucking faggot
>OP is a fucking faggot
>OP is a fucking faggot

>> No.9489074

>>9478235
She's like one of the top 3 best holos

>> No.9489164
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9489164

>>9478235
POLKA SEX

>> No.9489216

>>9478235
>>ugly new costume (her fault, she asked fo it)
Only point I'll give you

>> No.9489248

>>9489074
Abhorrent taste. Who are the other 2?

>> No.9489303

>>9489248
Peko and Migo

>> No.9489323

>>9489303
Pekora is actually good.
Miko is okay.

>> No.9489359

>>9478235
>fat
Casual here.
Is that true? How kind of fat are we talking about here?

>> No.9489413

>>9489359
Yes.
America level fat, Polkafags will lie to you and either claim that she is just chubby or has lost weight but they are lying.

>> No.9489448

>>9489303
Please learn japanese

>> No.9489481
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9489481

>>9478286

>> No.9489590

>>9489413
That wouldn't stop me from fucking the depression out of her, faggot.

>> No.9489614

>>9489413
Good

>> No.9489895

>>9480804
> Polkafags will lie to you and either claim that she is just chubby or has lost weight but they are lying.

Polkafags want to bang the hell out of IRL Polka.

>> No.9489940

>>9478674
>fat
Was fat, not anymore.
A year of dance lessons, and having enough time to cook for yourself will trim you up pretty good.

>> No.9489989

>>9489895
People don't get this, it's the same with Okayu. Them being fat doesn't make them any less fuckable.

>> No.9490079

>>9489989

I went into horny overdrive for Polka after I saw her roomate pics.

She's fucking cute.

>> No.9491115

She never should have changed lives... I unironically think the rrats are fake just because they're so different from each other in terms of personality.

>> No.9491157

>>9491115
upd8 literally died, what benefit did she have staying on a sinking ship against jumping on a ship that was inclining huge?

>> No.9491191

>>9478235
Why do you think most of her comments are EOPs?

>> No.9491751

>>9489303
I get it. These three are not bad by themselves but you're retarded underage EOP.

>> No.9491936

Bet on which holo will be used on the next bait thread?
I'm betting Ramirez

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