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Perfect vtuber

>> No.9463514

Her new song is trash

>> No.9463594
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>>9463427
I wonder why anon decided to make this a thread!

>>9463514
I agree, it sounds like shit.

>> No.9463672

>>9463427
Does calling her a whore even count as an insult when she's the literal definition of one?

>> No.9463713

>>9463672
It's more of a term of endearment at this point.

>> No.9464340

>>9463672
She is the Houdini of chuuabs. She is able to maintain more seiso-ness while on CB butt-plugged equipped than Holo during dead hours.

>> No.9464430
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One day when humans are colonizing space stations and other planets and spending exorbitant amounts of money on remote pussy stimulation, Melody will be remembered as a visionary pioneer.

>> No.9464438
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>>9464340
D-does she keep her family friendly attitude while masturbating live? I might have to start watching these streams...

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>>9464438
Pretty much, she's still cute and dorky even when she's telling someone a $1,000 Lovense donation is pussy abuse.

>> No.9465032

>>9463427
I love this whore!

>> No.9465342

>>9464340
>>9464623
this
It's mostly her voice and her knowledge of internet culture. She reminds me of that one female friend everyone had in middle school that was a bit of a nerd and honestly not even that attractive but you still thought was cute

>> No.9465400

>>9464623
>"I've never done porn, and I never will! Who do you think I am!" she says, buck naked with her back turned to the camera
Woah. I always thought she'd be different there but no, still a lovable autist. This is gonna take me some time to get used to.

>> No.9466195

>>9465400
Is that actually a quote from her? Because it's actually a clever joke if it is, since live erotic performances aren't technically considered pornography. Even if the medium makes it easy to document and share as recordings, the whole spiel is that she's doing it in real time and interacting with the audience.

>> No.9466346

>>9466195
Yeah. I was skipping through her latest stream, you're looking for a moment where it's just her butt in the frame during the later half of the show. Or you could, y'know, trust me fag.

>> No.9466476

>>9463427
I thought I was attracted to Melody until I went to one of her chaturbate streams.
Weird shit, it's like watching your sister do porn.

>> No.9466666

>>9466476
So, incredibly hot?

>> No.9466743

>>9464340
>She is the Houdini of chuuabs
She's going to die from someone deciding to punch her one day?

>> No.9467478

>>9465400
She started there. The whole Melody persona was formed there. Of course she's still the same, just uncensored.
Welcome to the other Melody stream, friend.

>> No.9469748

>>9466666
Based and checked

>> No.9469837

>>9463514
You're right but she's still perfect.

>> No.9469977

>>9466666
holy quintcest

>> No.9470220

>>9464438
>>9464438
Mel is an interesting personality.
While I wouldn't call her "family friendly" she is a moral person, it's just that she hasn't woven sexuality into her morality in the way many other people do.
This leads a lot of people to dismiss her as vulgar or coarse when she is actually the opposite of that.
She isn't "seiso", she's a good person.

>> No.9470352

>>9470220
Shes a literal camwhore

Any camwhore could be a "good person", in fact most of them are

>> No.9470568

I bet if hittler had a quirky personality and an anime voice you niggers would fall in love for him even if youre not homosexual

Holy shit this is retardation

>> No.9470654

>>9463427
i assume she stopped porn streams after she gained popularity right ?

>> No.9470717

>>9463514
Send me the song. I want to give it a listen anyway.
t. never watched melody.

>> No.9470721

>>9470654
She was last seen vaginally inserting objects on stream literally yesterday, so I'm going to go ahead and say no.

>> No.9470785

>>9470654
Nope. Next one is scheduled for today, and the last one was on Tuesday.

>> No.9470818

>>9470721
>>9470785
chaturbate?

>> No.9470833

>>9470654
Hell no.

>> No.9470882

get banned

>> No.9470953
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>>9463427
She's not as cool as Castle Clique!
https://youtu.be/P5OtVO5Nstw

>> No.9471018

>>9470352
Most of them never interact with the audience enough, especially outside of the porn streams, for a fan to make a judgement on the matter.
Mel does.

>> No.9471747

>>9470568
Invoking Godwin's right away I see.
Great argument. Why just the other day as I was helping Mel staple gold stars to the chosen people I was conflicted for a moment as to whether it was right or not, but that anime voice was just too convincing.
Now help me open the doors on this traincar.

>> No.9475599

>>9470568
>He's not in love with Hitler
Get a load of this untermensch

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>>9470717
I guess is this piece of shit here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgMvoFQ2IM

>> No.9475687

>>9475655
Please forgive Melody. She's literally tone deaf.

>> No.9476114

>>9475655
Goddamn, that's horrid.

>> No.9476573

>>9470818
Yes

>> No.9476645

>>9475655
It should have been a hard banger, like so loud that you don't even notice her vocals. Oh well.

>> No.9476688

>>9476645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqoEplBvXkI
Here you go. I'm pretty sure she just moans throughout the song.

>> No.9476883

>>9466666
Quints of truth

>> No.9476947

>>9466666
We're talking about Veibae, not Melody

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>>9475655
Wouldn't even say the vocals are egregiously bad but holy shit, those lyrics are killing me.

>> No.9477268

>>9463427
why does her nose have a bandage?

>> No.9477284

>>9477268
her pimp punched her

>> No.9477302

>>9477268
keeps her brain from leaking out

>> No.9477320

>>9477268
Because Anon it Anime

>> No.9477347

>>9477216
this guy wrote them https://twitter.com/outcastotaku

>> No.9477395

>>9477347
And here I thought some of Mori's rap was cringe

>> No.9477398

>>9463427
She's not a vtuber
Nobody in shojo is a vtuber
They're western whores appropriating a culture they hate and look down upon just so they don't have to show their ugly faces

>> No.9477407

>>9477398
YWNBJ

>> No.9477414

>>9477320
wtf anon is anime? How do I become anime? Why didn't anyone tell me?

>> No.9479031

>>9477268
It's a reference to that one scene in Blade Runner 2049, which she is quite fond of

>> No.9479155

>>9466666
A temptation so deliciously sinful three 6s were two too few.

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>>9477398
>Everyone inspired by foreign cultures secretly hates them and is guilty of "cultural appropriation"

>> No.9479428

>>9476688
That's not Melody, it's AL!CE, who actually does banger erotic electro house collabs and is a professional tier voice actress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0VfxCnP6_o
Mel literally is tone deaf.

Silver can actually hit notes, but her singing voice is kinda weak and boring, but her recent single managed to capture a retro/vaporwave feel that makes it work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N98zQyYtPys

Mousey is the only VShojo with any actual singing talent and she's unfortunately hamstrung by her persistent lung infection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzS8XM8TIk4

Nyan works in comedic/parody contexts, but her original stuff that tries to be serious isn't anything special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spi6yOS6zy4

>> No.9479538

>>9463427

I did not believe cultural appropriation was a thing before i witnessed vshitshow.

>> No.9479573
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>>9477398
>a culture they hate and look down upon
Nyanners watched Lucky Star fansubs when it first aired, Ironmouse has seen more anime than you, Silvervale does ridealong tourism streams with a guy who lives in Japan and Hime herself lives in Japan.

>> No.9479603

>>9466666
Nice quints, Arvis

>> No.9479693

>>9463427
She will only reach perfection once she auctions off her womb and shows her pregnancy and birth on stream

>> No.9479970

>>9470721
Just curious, how do people know she's not faking these streams. Is there some way to prove they're legit?

>> No.9480119

>>9479031
Wait, really?

>> No.9480232

>>9479603
I see what you did anon.

>> No.9480275

>>9480232
what do you MEAN

>> No.9480306

>>>/vt/vshojo

>> No.9480513

>>9479573
Nyanners might have been cool back then but now she became the type that hates and looks down on jap culture.

>> No.9480654

>>9480513
Doesn't like loliporn=hates japan
So that's how it works

>> No.9484069

>>9463514
Makes me wonder why she's called "Melody" instead of someething else.

>> No.9484539

>>9470654
her pornhub uploads aren't all of them

>> No.9484875

>>9475687
That would explain her odd speech. The weird mid-sentence tonal shifts and constant voice cracks read as someone who can't actually tell what they sound like when they speak.

>> No.9485007

>>9480513
Makes you wonder why she doesn't get along with Connor, then, because they're basically the same.

>> No.9486274

How is she not constantly getting DMCA strikes for using copyrighted music in the background?

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