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9429729 No.9429729 [Reply] [Original]

https://youtu.be/-ZGXcl2IZFw
>Marine can do 8 push ups...
Don't tell me Marine can do more push ups than you anon...
As we all now know, Marine likes muscular guys so get on the fucking floor and do 10 push ups RIGHT NOW!!

>> No.9429743

You're a faggot.

>> No.9429777

>10 push ups

Nice Easy mode there

>> No.9429969

I think I peaked at 42 push-ups, and I'm fat

>> No.9430267
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9430267

>>9429969
It surprised me when i enter highschool and almost everyone struggle to do 10 push up.
I did 50 push up daily and i think it was the bare minimum.
Now in college, they treat 5 push up as punishment.

>> No.9430367
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9430367

>>9429969
Fat men make the most powerful lifters.

>> No.9430401

>>9430267
Something went terribly wrong with kids in the past 10 years, no clue what.

>> No.9430678

>>9429729
>10
Even kids can do that. You mean 100 right?

>> No.9430932

>>9430678
You'd surprised how weak a lot of people are.
When I started lifting I was a skinny bitch and 10 push ups was a serious challenge kek.
The average joe doesn't move a muscle for the majority of his day.
The muscle atrophy in this modern society is a serious problem.

>> No.9430955

>>9429729
you should learn japanese before that

>> No.9430997

>>9430955
Do both at the same time

>> No.9431132
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9431132

>>9430955
>>9430997
I will get as swole as possible, learn japanese and then proceed to slay jap idol pussy.
>Vid related will be me with Marine soon

>> No.9431311

marine likes muscular guys but she also likes being abused so i'm just going to stay fat and rape her

>> No.9431419

I'll take my chances with polka or okayu

>> No.9431437

>>9430401
>no clue what
Nigger you serious

>> No.9431469

>>9429729
It's not fair, she has less weight to push so naturally she will perform better

>> No.9431605
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>>9431469
That's a dyel excuse anon.
Since you're not a tranny you should have higher testosterone than Marine and thus have (hopefully) more lean muscle mass.
Or are you a 300+ lbs lardass?

>> No.9432155

>>9431132
god i imagined

>> No.9432359

>>9429729
Yeah I could probably curl Marine herself.

>> No.9433991

People think they can do push ups because they never learned proper form. If Marine could do 1 push up I'd be stunned.

>> No.9435502

>>9429729
>As we all now know, Marine likes muscular guys
I thoight that she is a lesbian.

>> No.9438311

>>9435502
Lol.She is straight.

>> No.9438398
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9438398

>>9429729
I can benchpress Marine. I'd lift her up and bend her over every piece of furniture in her home while slamming her down on my dick.

>> No.9438420

>>9435502
Marine would fuck anything.

>> No.9438474

>>9429729
No she can't

>> No.9438485
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9438485

>>9435502
>>9438311
She'd fuck some or her colleagues for sure if given the chance.

>> No.9439559

3D women actually repulse me and when i told one of my friends a while ago he told me "yeah but would a 2D girl even consider dating you, fat fuck" and so i hit the gym, now i'm jacked as all hell and have to turn down women to keep my virginity so i can lose it together with my captain and future wife, you may laugh now but i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

>> No.9440024

>>9439559
Based.

>> No.9440049
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>>9439559
>3D women actually repulse me and when i told one of my friends a while ago he told me "yeah but would a 2D girl even consider dating you, fat fuck" and so i hit the gym, now i'm jacked as all hell and have to turn down women to keep my virginity so i can lose it together with my captain and future wife, you may laugh now but i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

>> No.9442867

>>9439559
Nice.

>> No.9442982

>>9439559
Godspeed, captain.

>> No.9443008

>only 8
never gonna make it

>> No.9443093

>>9439559
I salute you

>> No.9443159

>>9429729
a fat bitch like Marine has no right to demand a muscular man

>> No.9444040

>>9443159
All women expect more than they actually can get.

>> No.9444244

>>9439559
I hope this is real, because knowing Marine she'd get off from taking this guy's virginity.

>> No.9444844

>>9443159
she does have the right to ask that and it is my right to deliver you weak fuck

>> No.9444872

>>9444244
I know she would and that's why i do it.

>> No.9444982

>>9444844
Do you really want to fuck a slutty landd whale?

>> No.9444993

>>9429729
she can't, i'm a fleshy skeleton and I can do 15 pushups without trouble

>> No.9444996

>>9439559
>i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream
そうですか

>> No.9445031

>>9439559
An alpha virgin, as a non virgin I salute you

>> No.9445079

>>9444982
I don't and that's why i chose my beautiful wife Marine

>> No.9445107

>>9429729
>こだわったポイントは、実際に胸が机にぶつかった音を効果音に使用しました。
>As a point of interest I used the actual sound of my breast hitting my table.

>> No.9445122
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9445122

>>9445079
anon...

>> No.9445151

>>9445079
Who’s gonna tell him?

>> No.9445163

>>9445122
silence schizoid take your retardation elsewhere.

>> No.9445256

>>9445163
It's a well known fact that Marine is fat

>> No.9445521

>>9445256
if by "is fat" you mean "has a fat juicy ass" then yea

>> No.9445564

>>9445256
architect cope

>> No.9445999

>>9439559
>i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

Holy shit I remember you pirateschizo, I didn't believe then but now I do, it's fate, please bro take me with you i'll wait near the suez canal.

>> No.9446203

>>9445999
>pirateschizo is jacked and kept his virginity intact for marine.
I...I kneel

>> No.9446221

>>9429729
marine is actually a genius

>> No.9446235

>>9445999
no, fuck off this is a one man mission

>> No.9446275

>>9446235
You will never lose your virginity to Marine. You need to accept this fact.

>> No.9446344

>>9446275
Glory lies beyond the horizon, challenge it because it is unreachable, speak of conquest AND MAKE IT REAL!

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9446457

>>9446344
I BELIEVE IN YOU PIRATESCHIZO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, GET THAT BOOTY

>> No.9446544

>>9429729
Doing push ups hurts my arm (bones are not exactly in the right place).
Now, if she asks me I would do as many as she wants.

>> No.9446560

>>9446344
The only thing awaiting you is Somalian pirates

>> No.9446599

>>9446560
They are nothing in the face of Love.

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9449329

>>9446560
>implying i'm not going to follow him with my dinghy and a lgm to make sure he reaches destination
Go for it nigger, i've got your back

>> No.9449645

>>9449329
Takodachi... Thank you. With my brother by my side and love in my heart NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

>> No.9457214

>>9429729
https://youtu.be/O-SXhtYjprc

>> No.9457288

>>9449645
I've already contacted the Somalian pirates and put a large bounty on your head. You will NEVER fuck Marine.

>> No.9457457

>>9443159
Too bad fit guys love fat chicks
t. Porka fan

>> No.9459155

>Marine posted the animation from OP's pic
>"Fuck it, maybe I can pull off 100 push ups"
>Actually manage to do it, even using different variations to spice it up
See ya later virgins, I'm gonna get me some (hopefully still) fertile pirate pussy

>> No.9460019

>>9429729
I can do 60

>> No.9462006

>>9430997
>he doesn't do Anki reps between sets
ngmi

>> No.9462523

>>9439559
based torres

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