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I love Ina!
>>9347836I love Ina too!
Chiropractor videos are so satisfying to listen to.I'd instantly T3 sub a holo that does bone cracking ASMR.
Gura's weird feet TuT
what do people like about ASMR? i just don't get it
This ice thing is the good shit.
The fuck is the shark making Chumbuds?Too busy with exercise reps, can't watch delicious cun-, country food be made rn
I can't believe Gura is deformed...
Does anyone here actually like the streams
Gura's deformed feet....
>>9347814THEY ARE CHILDREN OF THE 2000's
>a strangeness to them
Get to the fackin food Gura
Is this a food review, or a "food" review?
I LOVE MUMEI
>Gura used to go to Dr. Gregory Johnson Houston Chiropractor for the Ring DingerLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
she can't stop talking about feet
LET'S GET LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I pay to watch Gura's stream, how is it so far?
GURA IS A DEFORMED FREAK OF NATURE LETS GOOOOOO
Jennifer Lopez? What is it with these random song choices?
Anon-kun, please... the 2views...
>EN2 Streaming>Gooruh streaming later>Little to no JPoh boy the threads are in for a doozy aren't they
Who is this again?
GURA'S STRANGE FEET UOOOOOHHHH
This movie has been so fucking weird bros. At least Kiara is having fun.
Meimei a cute!
What compels Gura to share this shit?
OH NONONO CINDERELLAKEKS YOUR OSHI IS A WHORE
Gura's arthritis is acting up.
Jannies need to do something about all these earlyfaggots.
gura's dangling, malformed feet...
>>9347877This. Literally, but also unironically.
it feels good winning another case
>>9347870It's virtual physical intimacy that can make your brain tingle.
Mom is shoving ice in my ears
>>9347917She likes talking about feet
>>9347870You either get the tingles or you don't
>>9347870It gives the illusion of warmth to my cold life.
>>9347725She freezes time and uses you as a human dildo. Then she unfreezes it, all the sensation comes back to you at once, and you drain your balls in an unholy torrent of nut. Like in Time Stripper Reika.
sex with ina
I love Rushia!
>>9347912Yeah, whatever else this seems like it let off some stress for her.
I wanna massage Gura's freaky mutant feet...
>>9347875I rarely watch a stream from fast to finish.
>I look down, I see my feet>Gura looks down, she sees her feet emanating an aura that makes them weird and 57% weirder than the average female feet, but it's not noticeable only her with the Feet Eye can see it clearly and understand the differenceWhy is Gura like this?
INA'S LEWD TUMMY
>>9347890Both. she made a tier specifically for the fries cigarette butts and hotdog soup
here anons. catch this
Pekora and Dragon Quest!
>Gura is a mutantSUFFER NOT THE MUTANT TO LIVE
I want to save her...
>Gura has fucked up feet>I have fucked up feetWE ARE
>>9347898Great as always but Fauna's a great contender.
>>9347870me neither, but I still think Fauna's based.
>>9347870it can be relaxing
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFO? LOVE GURA MORE?
>>9347926>right leg longerGood guess
>>9347883i always said criss cross applesauce. wasn't "indian style" deemed problematic or something?
>>9347917member only so no clips .... at least less clips
>kiara members>gura members>fauna asmrfuck me sideways
>>9347906This movie is weird thoughts
>>9347767This doesn’t change the fact that we literally don’t know what has changed in the months since it was created reatardchama. It doesn’t even consider the fact that there are a whole batch of new managers that we don’t know shit about nor what they’re doing. Why judge what’s going on now from events that happened a year ago, with the fact that we know for sure a ton of things have changed since then?
>Gura's legs are different lengthsOh god that will fuck your body up
>>9347917we're the BFE
RUINING YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE BY IMPREGNATING GURA!
>>9347898It has Gura in it. Easily worth $5.
>>9347917She's lonely and wants to reach out.
Chumbuds, your oshi is a deformed freak!
FAUNA JUST PISSED IN MY EAR
I waited the whole movie to screencap brosnan saying something food related and this bloody movie isn't gonna give me even that.
God I had nightmares of having unbalanced feet
>>9347960>gura is a /mu/tantoh no...
SHUT THE FUCK UP SPAMCHUMS, FAUNA'S ON THE RADIO
how many minutes until she starts to suck me off
>Kiara's body is fucked up>Gura's body is fucked upTHEY ARE
I actually hate the sound of ice. I hope to god she doesn't try to chew it because people chewing ice is like, the worst thing ever.
>>9347955Based, shiplolis are more fun to look at anyway.
>She doesn't know chiropractors are just a cult
>tierlistI just can't escape this bitch
>>9347964>spic>getting in trouble with the fuzzChecks out
Sora is your oshi's oshi.
>>9347870This anime ASMR shit gives you the illusion of intimacy.
>>9348004ITAOTS KARAOKE WHEN
Goorah got swindled...
>>9347948fuck off with this oc shit
>>9347870Nice relaxing sounds are nice. Its why millions watched Bob Ross over some other painter
>>9347981I've gone my whole life hearing criss-cross applesauce and only learned that was apparently a strange thing recently.t. born in the year 2000
>>9348001at least we got him in a silly crown
>>9347955Huh, why DIDN'T she...?
>>9348009IN CRIPPLING PAIN
American's shouldn't be allowed to talk about medicine.
>>9348009Pretty fucked up
>>9347912This is exactly what I expected from the movie.At least my oshi is having fun.
None of Gura's behavior like eating mold ever makes me concernfag nearly as hard as when she talks about going to a chiropractor. I really want to redpill her on how bad those guys can fuck your back up with their quack bullshit.
>fauna 7kWas EN1 really just a fluke?(Not saying EN2 is bad, the numbers are standard for any other VTuber)
>>9348011I hope she makes it nice and crunchy~
This is your oshi chumbuds
>>9347984>>9347908Yeah I'm thinking it's time to close thread
The Chriopractor is full of shit. Its actually super normal. Its like how guys have 1 of your balls is bigger. Same with girls and boobs.
>Gura doesn't trust chat warning her about chiropractors because she has been scammed and getting bent out of shape by them her entire life.Goomba...
>>9347836i love ina too!
It is not about her legs. Her hip is messed up because she was sitting on her feet.
i subscribe to the monthly gura issue
>gura alluding to her various health issuesI'M CONCERNING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do KFPs even exist around here anymore? It's like the Deadbeat situation, except they don't even post while she's streaming.
>>9347964I WANT TO BE THE NEXT GEORGE FLOYD LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9348007>he uses a radiogramps, you need to go back to the asylum
What is it planning?
I hate chiropractors so much. Everyone I know who has seen them regularly just gets their back more fucked up. Hope the FDA or whoever bans those quack some day
>>9348009>9347955Products of incest
>>9348065T u T
>>9348065 T o T
>>9348023My oshi's oshi's oshi probably
I hope she picked only really good or really bad meals. Seeing average joe choices just makes me wish I participated, like Reine's room review.
After watching this movie, i want to nuke America
chiropractors are quackswomen sure love to see them though
So ASMR is just like, the reverse of nails-on-chalkboard effect?
>>9348074>gura is anti science /x/ schizoit sounds about right
>>9347993You too huh?t.kfp
Sell me on Fauna
>>9348038They WILL become japanese
>>9347955Sorry Ina, it's time to unmemberI thought you were based Korean, not commie Korean
>>9348091livestreaming with live2D model but talking with TTS
i have been busy preparing... fat cat.
>>9348085there's no need to post. kiara is the best. you either know this or you're left behind in the dust with all the vermin.
Gura's been hornswoggled by chiropractors her whole life due to mysterious circumstances
>>9348091Fucking up IRyS career
>>9348091her next classic tweet of course
>>9348051>American'syou shouldn't be allowed to type in English
I love Kronii
>>9348085>Only when Kiara is streamingThat's still 8 hours a day anon.
>>9348058EN1 was a year ago anon. People moved on and there are no longer lockdownsNow it's just vtuber enthusiasts watching Hololive, normies fucked off
>>9348038A cool thread for cool people.
I think Gura is looking for a husband. First of all, this stream is rating the cooking of chumbuds, she's looking for which one of us can cook the best for her. Secondly, she always shares that she's in pain, looking in chat for those who comfort her when she is in a state of pain and agony. This stream should be titled "Husband Test!" instead of "Food Review!".
Don't you chumkiddies have a general to spam about your members stream?
>I'm going to the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tier
I'm so glad we got an ASMR EN holo, this is the good shit right here.
>She fell for the medical Mephistopheles
G-Gura, I get it, you like legs and feet, but start reviewing the food...
>HoloEN musicalholy fuck please no
>>9348117Yeah, that's one way to put it.
>open Kronii stream>she was screaming and raging about something I can't understandthe fuck was that about
Sana's Universe Sandbox stream was actually pretty funny and great.
>>9348065She’s so cute
>>9347870i only like it if it's my oshi or if it's porn.
>hololive musicalwould watch
RATE THE MOVIE KFP
>Centimeters? What's a centimeter?Gura...
Gura's weird midget problems ToT
Why did Ina have Sana hired?Ina is the better artist and wouldn't see Sana as competition, she also recommended her knowing she would be using the brown girl model. Ina isn't stupid, she had seen what being brown did to Flare's subs and still did it. Why would she do this to her own friend? Did she need someone she already knew she could talk down to, someone who would trust everything she said no matter how ridiculous? ...It's almost like Ina was afraid she'd lose takos so she made sure at least one of the council members couldn't be a threat.
gura is deformed bros..
>>9348085Yeah, I guess I really am the last kfp
>>9348142>He has no point so he attacks a minor grammatical mistake.
>>9348117Yeah, that's a good way to put it actually.
>>9348042same, it wasn't until high school that i learned it used to be called something different.
I'd watch a Hololive musical I guess
>>9347699Yes, started on AOchan moved to Enma then to Jchan then to Jema and now Omega is the new boogyman
>Hololive musicalOkay, one good thing may have come out of this
reminder that Omega is hardworking and useful, IRyStocrats should be grateful!https://twitter.com/omegaalpha_en/status/1435001159211630598
Gura's a deformed midget with a bunch a health issues...
ALL THIS ICE RATTLING IS MAKING ME THIRSTY
I LOVE IRYS
>>9348085There was more talk about her members movie watchalong than Kronii's SC reading
>>9348036Up there with Luna's Muse Dash kino
>>9348058>7k>standard for any other VTuberif you're going to be a numberfag at least get your numbers right
>>9348153>>9348155As expected Mori.
>food review stream>15 minutes talking about her weird deformed body
>>9348155Come on Moririn at least shoot for the police tier
Undeveloped body, stuck as a child...
Why does she think she can't say this?
It's finally over...
Gura... your dwarfism...
I'm mad that I didn't find out gura was streaming until I checked hlgg but I don't want to admit I'm a retard and must have missed whatever tracking tool everyone else uses
>>9348167>Ame "I Dreamed a Dream">Gura "Tomorrow">Kiarawhat kind of musical can you make from this?
>>9347998>>9348015>>9348079>>9348079How is kneeling to chinks in anyway based?
>>9348171The rest of the SC were not showing up
>>9348085this bait works better during her JRPG streams, try again in the future.
>>9348167LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9348128She's cute and sweet
>>9348054and when they fuck someone's back up, what happens, they go to see those quacks even more often.
guras deformed midget body...
>>9347917I'm EXTREMELY happy she is
>>9348188you have no point either, dumb cuntHURRR AMERICANS is not a point. kill yourself
I loved my deformed midget shark
>>9348009>Mori's body is also fucked upBROKEN WOMEN
>>9348199He should be fired
Gura please stop my concern is almost at it's limit
Gura's voice to me sounds like chalk on a chalkboard today
>Gura has actual dwarfismLet's goooooo
>>9347965That one artist for horse gacha
>>9348180Not enough Pierce Brosnan/10
>>9347870same reason why some people like listening to ambient sounds like waves on the beach or rain. It's calming and for some (usually taking some slight effort from the listener) it gives them goosebumps of the like.
here's some Sana content I made a few days back, may it inspire healthy discussion
Well, that movie was absolutely terrible.
>>9348222She thinks she's still on twitch where saying simp can get you bannedAlso probably jesus
>>9348199Its not awful for only have 1 art piece to go off of and a short amount of time. They also did IRyS big MV which is much higher quality.
This explains EVERYTHING about her obsession with feet lmao
>>9348199Figures of authority should be put to the sword.
>>9348123INA IS NOT LOLI, SHE IS BISHOUJO
>>9348134this video heals my soul after a bad day
arthritis is all about uric acid right?why would uneven legs give you arthritis?
FOLDING GURA LIKE A LAWNCHAIR UOOOOH
>>9347995I can save her... I can save her..!
THE WATCH ALONG WAS GOOD
>>9347955Uh...I want to say this is a rrat, but its pretty much confirmed, right?Specially after her comments of feeling ashamed of not following her heart in the members stream right after Coco's graduation. If she draws Coco when she apparently ends her contracts with them later this year, then it will be 100% confirmed I guess.
>>9348091taking 30% of my oshi revenue to be a faggot on twitter
>>9348054I bet people will SC her in the MC stream about it
>>9348180Boring and weird. Not even really bad enough to make fun of.
>>9348199AHHHHHHHHHH I AM BECOMING OMEGA
>>9348085bait weak, more people were talking about a watchalong for members than the more popular EN 2 SC reading.
>Chumbud's oshi is actually deformedOH NO NO NO
I want to kick Towa in the balls.
>>9347891>>9348006Did you cucks get not the same poster banned?
>Gura streaming>Thread is complete shitOf course.
>>9348167The highest of cringekino
>>9348180I liked them singing somebody to love and the seven nation army bit/10 rest was so bad and only saved by Kiara's commentary
>>9348259slug crew are faggots
>>9347870it's not entirely clear why but it in some people it triggers a tingling feeliing in the scalp and neck, along with a feeling of intimacy/comfort/relaxation. that's obviously gonna be in pretty high demand for lonely men and womenbest theory is it's somehow related to the grooming instinct in primates
>>9348187Sorry, but that's me
>tfw is freezing winter morning rn>have Ice and wind sounds in my ears>feeling extra freezing on my skin>Faunas voice warms my insidesThis is an incredibly weird feeling, it's like a fucking cold shower
>>9348244Yanks always get so mad when you tell them they're retarded :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxr3BV-t0TcHey, stream diorama
What the fuck hes a chad
I'd eat that
>>9348277isnt it gout thats caused by uric acid?
>>9347870I cant sleep without asmr. Fucking insomnia
>>9348261>has nothing to retort so he uses "oh nyo" as the ol' reliablewhat insufferable faggots
>>9348180Millenial twitter feminist SJW's wet dream which only lacked a hanging of Donald Trump caricature/10
>>9348246Why doesn't Mori just get a mastectomy?
>>9348040I'm halfway tempted to edit the colorings of his "OC" but I feel like it already looks so much like his drawings of Okayu it's not worth the effort.
>Gura loves PolentaARSbros we're in
>>9348259Fuck your crab gang and slug crew. It should be Crab Crew and Slug Squadt. the anon who made the post you originally replied to with this OC
>>9347926Uploaded for deniability or nah?
>make a nice steak>service it with boiled ground corn and boiled spinachdisgusting
>>9348289Ina drew Coco and sent it to her privately
>>9348180The singing was nice. When they talked it was a trainwreck.
>CINDERELLA (2021)Awful.>CINDERELLA (2021) with KiaraI enjoyed that.
>>9348227A Detective goes down the rabbit hole and discovers Atlantis, the Old ones, and fire birds dating death!
What a fucking bizarre movie
>Cinderella doesnt deserve it, she's a whoreWtf did Kiara mean by that?
>>9348150oh nyoo there partner~
>>9348294SCs are on now and the last two are "oh no, you should go see a chiropractor!" and "haha baby leg"
I don't want to support any Holo who has a disgusting broken body caused by self neglect and autism.Pic related.
>>9348167>holoEN American Idiot musical>it's an extremely long and roundabout Iname schizopost>ends with Ame blowing her brains out in the bay>mindbroken Ina doesn't remember Ame in the encore song, WhatshernameI don't have any Iname schizo art, so pretend I posted one.
>>9347955>Korean kneeling to chinksA tale as old as time.
>>9348252>chalk on a chalkboardPerfectly normal then
>>9348341AAAAAAH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
one of these days people will appreciate Omega effort
>>9348316I put my AC up to make my room warm enough to feel like summer. It's way too cold otherwise.
>make a nice steak>serve it with literal metal sticks>metal sticks aren't even on the plate
How does she know what the fuck arugula is
Faunas ASMR isn't doing it for me. Her voice doesn't pack that same punch as some of the JPs pure sex husky voices like Roboco / Okayu or the ones that really get in your ear. Is she holding back? Its too subdued / gentle. Even Guras amatuer shit had more impact imo.
>>9348117More like reverse Misophonia.
>>9348180terrible movie saved by pierce brosnan and the magical negro drag queen
>>9348277That's only one type of arthritis. It can be caused by many things. Arthritis is a symptom, not the disease itself.
>Celebrations are important so the year doesn't pass by too fastThanks, Fauna. I need that. I was very productive for the last 4 months of 2020 but did jack shit this year.
>>9348150Do you know that this is done with any EN stream, newfag?
>>9347995She can't show us her feet...
>At least five of these songsThat's...a lot Kiara.
>>9348343do the editor go fuck yourself
...did Fauna just fucking fart??
>100% TTS Kroniilmao
>>9348277No, that's gout, and women usually don't get it.
>>9348184mucho texto senior
>>9348150What are you gonna do with the free (you)s anon? Don't spend them all in one place
>subtracted points for veggies
>>9348302>she won't find an IRL partner due to deformities and must rely on usOH YES YES YES
How many paypigs will Gura pick first
>>9347870If you don't get the tingles, you will literally never be able to understand it. No point trying to explain.
>already had seven nation army on her listWell that anon should be happy
>>9348388Just a difference of preference. I don't think she's as close to the mic as she could be, though.
Seven Nation Army in Karaoke!!!
>people made all these high effort mealsMaybe I should have put more effort
>>9348259slugfags get the rope
>>93483952021 flew by for everyone to be dessu
>>9348019I MISS THIS BITCH
>>9348341Why don't you just kill yourself?
i lub gula
KIARA'S GONNA SING SEVEN NATION ARMY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9348332Gout is a type of arthritis, anon...
>>9348388Emotion and passion are a big part of ASMR. If the person doing it isn't as much into it, it's hard for the audience to get into it too.
>>9348378what's wrong anon? you sound frustrated
>>9348396don't care, been here long enough to see teamates doing the same shit
I can't wait for Fauna to upgrade her set up
Gura is a legitimate adult loli, she probably never even grew much if any natural hair on her body, how do you feel about that
>burnt mashed potatoes kek
>>9348345>Polenta>ArgentinaI know you stole a lot of shit from Italians, but come on.
>>9347870This one is meh reallyBut in general you are under wrong assumption about ASMR, even things like pure rains sounds or someone playing piano counts as ASMR, it's just a pleasant sound you like listening to, they also can get pretty esoteric with that one Aki made where it sounds like you are exploring flooded caverns while hearing whispers of eldrich gods, or whatever this stream washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxhJIyWL9GU
>>9348421She's sorting by top, so all of them. Kind of disappointing
>>9348230and reading scs is starting to take a toll on her
>He eats mashed potatoes by itself.
>>9348187You wish nigger
>>9347870for some people, like me, it can cause a feeling like a tickle or pins and needles to be concentrated in your spine and/or neck
>>9348434she died so that we may not give a shit
>>9348180I don't want to kill myself, but oh boy was it rough
>>9348408Sounds based to me.
>>9348167Sounds absolutely cringekino, it'd be amazing
>>9348259based fellow crab chad right? >:(
that ending was blatant historical revisionism. stepmom and sisters should've gotten the rope.
FUCK I MISSED THE FIRST 20 MINUTES, how has gura's stream so far
>>9348424Yes I am
>>9348091>this is where the girls stolen superchat money goesWhat's stopping the girls from forming a group on their own so they can give cover the finger and do their own thing?
>>9348429Low effort meals are just as fun to judge anon.
>>9347988Most people's legs are off by 0.5-1.5cm
>>9347323That might be, still both parties know of the collab ban and can't feign ignorance of what it entails. In the case of the Vsinger IRyS of project HOPE, all HoloMyth where aware of the collab ban and had to appeal it to be shortened. There is also the precedent of Gawr Gura entering the HoloEN server and login out immediately during the impromptu collab of Hakos Baelz.Gawr Gura is well aware the collab ban is active and when it is lifted. Both parties have direct communication channel, both parties set up their schedules days prior to the upcoming stream. Time does not add up, this another attempt to defy management and she has previously shown her growing distaste for them.
>>9348388Her mic is not top tier yet for one.She wants to do weekly ASMRs so she should get a lot of experience over time.
Kronii getting upset at youtube!
I like Gooruh
Yknow it's really funny seeing all the people comparing EN1 to EN2 both in a positive and a negative light.Like I think everyone can agree Myth had a more impactful start, but when it comes to raw entertainment value Council has them beat.Of course despite how many times it gets posted no EOP is gonna admit that Myth's early days were shit because that goes against the narrative.
>>9348336Seeth even harder.
>Asking questions to the people in chat as if there was any way she could read the responses
sex with Kiara
>Omega is just shitposting and playing god>/vt/ is seething over thisIf anything I envy him/her. their job must be fun as fuck.
>>9348325>last year>weIf she picks this, she's 100% just looking for her paypigs. Good looking food though.
>>9348450well i learned something today!
>>9348019>>9348434I LOVE THIS BITCH
>Mashed potatoes as an entire mealDo burgers really?
>>9348388Sounds like you're just another yellow fever retard
>>9348467Well yep, all the discord faggots will be on there. They all like each others shit.
>>9348470>t. has never met an irish person
>>9348388She's using a shitty USB mic. That's it.
>>9348148Really tempted to use it to be honest. Haven't checked yet but I am getting a good feeling that I can expect Unity and powerless decomposed anti rrats by falseflaggers who do not know how to shitpost about each other's fanbase. You know, kind of like this place.
>>9348321Ironic coming from (you)
>>9348453>don't careok, then stop complaining and watch streams
I miss Ina...
>>9348498Gura is a mutant
>>9348525Omega's based. They made /vpol/ fume.
>it's already been 20 minsFelt like seconds....
>tacky>cringe>good music>not as good as the 2015 Disney remake>not as good as CATS
>casting a mulatta cinderella was a fucking mistake. they're just pushing diversity everywherewtf Kiara you can't say that
>no meat>it's kinda basicbased
>>9348180The singing was good, but the rest was questionable. Without Kiara watching along this would have been a terrible way to spend an evening.
>>9348388I think she is still trying to find her rhythm. I don't know if she is used to live streaming, but all of her ASMR videos from her past life are prerecorded scenario videos, something she has said she wants to do as Fauna.
>>9348470if it works it works
>they made interesting choices>they tried to make it different>I prefer the disney cinderella versionKiara hated it and I am all for that.She liked Cats more than Cinderella.
>>9348180The movie 0/10Kiara's commentary 10/10
>Gura moved an S tier dish to the second tier because there was a vegetableIs she an actual child?
>>9348311>>9348430>>9348487woah, cool it with the antislimeitism
YouTube and fucking up the Holo's plans name a more iconic duo.
>>9348381I HATE OMEGA! I HATE OMEGA!
>>9348381>Debut stream>Everyone watches despite hating them>It’s obvious a girl ESL (Jap)>Tranny posters immediately BTFOd and of course we get a “random” urge of fucking goslings and coomers and shit>Omega talks about the shit she does (Aka basically A-Chan shit, despite people thinking OA is an actual personally manager for some reason)>People stop caring so muchThis is how it’ll go down, mark my words. This board is literally just THAT predictable
>>9348567what the fuck?
This movie was fucking shitI thought I could enjoy it at the beginning but the second half was absolute shit
>>9348515I think Fauna can go toe to toe with current myth, maybe Sana now that she realizes people don't give a fuck what she likes and just want to watch her, but the other 3 needs a lot more improvement.
>>9348556you're right, I'm closing the threadHololive's practically dead today anyways
>>9348525>getting paid to do it>with MY money
STOP PLAYING WITH ICE AND GIVE US A BIG WET FART
>2/10 compared to LOTRokay, Kiara isn't completely nuts yet.
lol who called gura basic
>>9348466ASMR (not Holo stuff) can also literally be insane shit like this with movie production values: https://youtu.be/JI1l0l-JnIg
>>93481803/10? I liked it
Thank God, she's not that far gone
>>9348579Gura thinks McDonald's happy meals are fine dining. Yes.
>>9348388ASMR is 90% about equipment and setup, and her is below average
>>9348579T u T
>364 (three hundred sixty four) days working for Hololive>Not a single 1on1 collab with any JP senpai >Even Amelia who is on the same level in jap reps have done several collabs with them Defend this cumbuds, no wonder they avoid her in the JP server
obs showing? T o T
What the fuckI thought chumbuds ate baby food
>Compared to LOTR 2/10Thank god she's not as retarded as I thought
>>9348558I have been abandoned by the two I love the most in the same day. There's no reason for me to go on
>>9348511I'm really enjoying reading through this
imagine leaking member stream content into hlgg live
I'm the only person who doesn't hate Omega on /vt/. I'll be the last Omegachad
>Gura, Mumei and Blue Lamy are all going to stream Minecraft at the same timeTHEY ARE
>>9348579>s tier>polentamexican generals are on another board newfriend
2/10 - too much SJW bullshitBased rating!
>>9348587I'm just old
>>9347870usual quiet sounds feel really good and unusual when made louder and recorded binaurally. other anons say that it's relaxing or has virtual intimacy, but it is all secondary. fauna's barely scratches the surface heh of good audio quality asmr.
Anal with Mumei
Good night anons
>>9348627but she is shy...
>>9348498She talked at length about how soft and nimble her cute little feet are :3
i thought chumbuds were all children, not culinary artists...
sorry buds, I'm switching to Fauna, Gura's stream is making me hungry as fuck
>>9348274Same, glad you enjoy it too.
ahhh does someone have a pastebin for Kronii's Superchats? I missed the first 40 min and I want to hear her say my name...
Kronii is still going?
>>9348627>le poorly cropped sad shark
>Calli's brother is black
>>9348643Anon you should be saying blue ceres if you're gonna be a retard about this
Gura is currently being groomed by a bunch of old men showing off their cooking skills
Oh christ I overslept. How is the watchalong KFP?
>>9348642this joke only works when other people like you Omega
>>9348434While part of me misses this bitch, another part of me just looks at Twitter and sees her roommate posting about streaming pretty much every day, and it's basically the same exact content, so I am conflicted
>>9348608Anyone singing praises over a pot of fucking mashed potatoes with some dried dill and a spoon of butter on it deserves to be called a basic bitch.
>>9348627She is shy, pls understand
thank you for explaining ASMR to me anons. i learned something today
Gura is okay with eating cats as long as you're really hungry
>>9348346that's a fair point, I'll get back to you within 3 to 8 business days
>>9348641Is this what you want?
>>9348592If she's an ESL(jap) and a Westaboo, I'll kneel.
>>9348579Yes, a deformed child.
>>9348682Dreadful movie, very high energy Kiara helped lift it up.
Hold up did Fauna just say "Autumn" earlier?Don't Americans exclusively use their retard dialect and say "Fall"?Is she a secret leaf?
>Seven Nation ArmyFavorite cover in the movie and shortlisted for karaoke, she really likes the song
GURA NO DON'T MAKE THE CHINESE JOKE
>perfect ears for a perfect personFauna's saccharine affirmation is making me feel things...
>>9348624Okayu is so cool and cute and sex
>gura is okay eating her cats in a dire situation
>>9348381No. Fuck management forever.
>make pho>call it something elsewhat's the point?
You know what to do
I want to kiss Ina so bad
>>9348654i-in my butt...?
WHERE IS GURA'S STREAM???!!! I'M A MEMBER BUT I DON'T SEE IT WTF
>>9348699Why are teamates like this
>Kronii ending due to technical difficulties>not continuing laterWOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCK YOU BITCHI SPENT $100
FUCK OFF HENRY
>>9348682Kiara is trying her hardest to not call it shit.
I know you are supposed to use headphones but I'm getting enjoying this ASMR through my desktop speakers, nice audio separation.
>pho with huge chunks of beefdisgusting
>>9348641All of the ENs have over ten thousand members. It would be anomalous if people didn't talk about and post members content.
Paizuri with Kronii
AME'S SCHEDULE DOKO? DOKO??
>>9348682Terrible movie, decent singing, cute Kiara
>>9348707It can be a region thing in the US too.
>>9348144Look like Faye from cowboy bebop
Please bury me Fauna.>>9348707It's either or here.t. burger
>>9348641Yeah!Who the fuck would do that?
>>9348511So when do we get the desk slam gif
>>9348682Movie sucks but Kiara really carried it with her commentary. She gave it a 2/10 when compared to Lord of the Rings.
i never stood chance...why are you guys such good cooks?
Ok this one is the first one that looks like disgusting shit. How do you non-Mediterranean eat this fucking shit?
If Fauna used to do ASMR before hololive how does she not have a good mic for it
People really went all out for this food review
>>9348686The only difference is that she gets to show her real tits for money.
>>9348686I've seen "her" streams. They're ok but its just not the same
>>9348748when was the last Ame stream?
>>9348682Movie is cringyKiara agrees as well but still "liked" it
>>9348733Community tab brainlet
>>9348741based Nguyen bro
I will eat those three foods in that tier every fucking time
The photos look like they were pulled off of google image search.Except this most recent one.
>>9348682shit movie but she was constantly adding commentary that actually made it fun. I'm glad she managed to have a good time
>>9348721the fuck kinda pho you eating dude?
>>9348733Newfag, check the community tab
>>9348707Didn't Fauna mention she uses Celsius during the Jackbox collab?
>>9348641Oh no no no
do americans really?
>Dipped in coke
>>9348605What did she watch? That live action Cinderella?
>dipped in coke
kore wa cringe
>>9348642not as long as I'm around
Holy shit that's a good background Fauna is using
Do americans really?
>flyover diabetes food
>>9348767I immediately take that back
Fuck this stream makes me hungry but its 1am here
>>9348766Post production ASMR is not the same as live ASMR because you can absolutely do retakes and shit as well as general post production.
I was with you until you dipped in coke.
>scrolling through #FeedGurawhy do Chumbuds eat like kings compared to other fanbases?
>>9348766You need money to get the high end equipment. This is pretty good considering the mic she's using.
>>9348627nacho mama should count
>what did you take this picture with? your nintendo DSi?
Why are Americans like this
Watch Sweeney Todd Kiara
>i gotta doxxgura...
>>9348687Anon, I'm gonna let you in on a secret about modern women: They literally cannot, under any circumstances, cook a meal of their own accord.Women, unless it's required of them i.e. in a housewife scenario or among friends, never go out of their way to cook a nice meal for themselves.The laziness of the average adult female makes the average 4chan NEET basement dweller look like a Machiavellian aristocrat in comparison.Did you know that about 3/4 or Uber Eats and Grubhub's sales come from females? It's because they never fucking cook unless they have to.So Gura making a stupid little potato dish is actually very impressive because, for all intents and purposes, she would never have to do such a thing.
>>9348180Fun/10Did not expect to like it as much, Kiara definitely helped but the movie itself wasn't totally terrible. Needed more Brosnan tho
>>9348548It is just a very chill nad civil thread, unlike this shithole here. Its nice
>Gura making fun of poorfagbased
>>9348180kore wa cringe desu
Why is [Fanbase] so insistent on talking about their oshi's stream in a thread devoted to Hololive?Why hasn't [Fanbase] accepted that [Narrative] means that they'll never be accepted into this thread? Don't they know that [We] hate them, and that even [Holo I'm attempting to falseflag as a fan of] hates [Fanbase's Holo]?Go back to [Split] where you belong so I can talk about [Other Holo currently live] in peace, [Fanbase name + derogatory insult].
Dipped in cola? Fried in cheese? I'm confused as fuck
Reminds me of Haachama's KFC eating asmr were she ate TWO full meals
>>9348789That's just because modern phones have really good cameras. Not hard to take good photos anymore
>>9348184It was Fubuki
>>9348828Most desperate to impress.
>>9348714Sometimes all at the same time.
>>9348707Autumn and fall are different parts of the same time of year. Autumn is September to mid October, while fall is the rest of October and November. It’s a nuance that not many appreciate. Vp0st
>>9348641Indeed, some particular Holos would inflict holy retribution for such a crime
>>9348592>>9348702>Omega is ESLYou’re a full blown SEA to anons if you make a slight spelling mistake, I wouldn’t take these threads judgements to heart. I don’t doubt it, in fact I’d prefer if it were an EFL. But if it’s an ESL I’d prefer the english to be not garbage
>>9348666Buddy just snack on something while you watch. I'm heading to the supermarket, want anything?
>>934877923 hours ago...
>>9348779I have this rrat where Ame and Kson have been MIA on the same days and coincidentally returned on the same day.
>5/10 carried by the musicDo you agree?
>>9348670search hastebin in archives
>>9348515I tapped out of Dark Deception a few times. The game simply wasn't giving her good material to bounce off of.
>>9348686For me, it's about the interactions between her and the other Holos so I feel a void. Watching her early giggly energy sleepovers with Suisei and Kanata. Listening to her comfort Aqua or Rushia and give them life advice. Welcoming Rushia and Aqua as they moved out of their shells and into the city for the first time. Doing English quizzes with Haachama. I miss it.
I honestly thought it was a donut at first
Inb4 someone submits shit like Balut or Chicken feet.
>>9348707either is acceptable
>chicken dipped in coke and covered in cheese>two tiers from the bottomGura...
>>9348801Even if that's the case Fauna used miles. And it wouldn't be too absurd for her to be using Celsius as she seems actually pretty fucking educated.
>>9348641Yo check out this fucking loser I found
>Kiara admits the movie is shitwell
Kiara's rating: 5/10 with the music being the only good part.
>>9348850I-I misheard, that's fucking stupid
I fucking forgot I was membered to Gura
>>93481805/10It wasn't that bad for the first section at least and it had cut girls. A musical of mostly mediocre covers is pretty rough though
>>9348828they don't, it's to feed Gura
>>9348707I say "autumn" if saying "fall" doesn't roll off the tongue given either the previous or upcoming word(s). Same with typing.
dipping in cola skips the step of drinking the cola, it saves you time
Why not just drink the cola alongside the chicken for the same effect?
>>9348875how are you awake at this time wtf
>>9348801I know Kronii said she uses KM and not Miles, and Fauna didn't speak up leaving just her and Mumei as the predicted yanks unless they are secretly Liberian warlordsDunno about Celcius/Farenheit mentions tho
>check streams>Homostar I can't even remember the name of streaming Apex>Erotic whore whispering>Nu-Mori reading superchatsFucking hell I'll just go back to sleep
>>9348869>Without the music the movie doesn't existI agree but maybe drop it to 4/10 for me
Gura making fun of a poorfag cause he doesn't have a good camera, lol.
that's perfectly good cheese fried chicken dipped in cola goddamnit
>>9348870damn thanks, i only looked for pastebins...
>>9348913>>9348915>>9348916The duality of /hlgg/
>>9348862But I want a japanese westaboo chuuba...
>>9348868did spoiler leave japan?
>>9348707New Englander, and I say Autumn all the time, but I also say Fall because they're the same term. I mostly use Fall if I'm casual and Autumn if I'm trying to appear more educated to whoever I'm talking to
>>9348916why same with fries in milkshakes
>>9348592If they give the chuuni larping EN producer a rig before Shinove I will actually be mad
>>9348611What the fuck is this
>>9348866What a cruel world we live in...
I hope sopa de macaco gets on the tier list
>I thought this was gore for a second
>>9348916immediately thought of this .gif kek
>>9348707Why do you guys always have weird misconceptions about burgerstan? I say autumn primarily.
>I thought this was gore
>thought it was goreKEKIt fucking is
She should've put the cat pic in the 911 category
>>9348873We were robbed of so many Coco/EN1 collabs and I have not idea if they can ever collab with Ks*n (I'm guessing not)
>>9348717foolish human, Omega is not for fucking
Oh dear god
>>9348938That's manAnd yes i would
>>9348938Sure, why not?
>>9348388You know why, starts with an E
Jesus fuck, chumbuds
What the fuck is that?
>>9348869A musical can have barebones or nonsense story/characters if the music entertains
I swear I've seen that cake before.
What the fuck? Forget the police, call Satan to pick up his spawn.
SHE LIKES GORE
>"I thought this was gore for a second not gonna lie."Gura really has seen a lot of gross parts of the internet huh
Is Kronii continuing later, or just never reading her VERY FIRST superchats, i.e. the people who wanted it the most?
What the fuck
That's some human meat
Oh what the fuck happened to that cake
>>9348913It's a waste because now you have cola filled with chicken grease when you're done with the chicken
>>9348766Post-processing does literal wonders, and scenario stuff depends a little less on audio quality than pure triggers
JESUS GURA, FUCKING CENSOR THAT
>shrek did it betterbased
Chumbuds what the fuck is wrong with you
>>9348912there was an implied >ISHYGDDT but maybe that one is too old for this board
>>9348938no, my love is only for Ayamefriend
Can anyone actually understand what Fauna is saying?The ice is overpowering her
>>9348916What the FUCK
>>9348875Why are you awake?
>>9348924I hope you never wake up again
>>9348921Time is relativeI'm not that SeaBeaner but it is only 6:27 AM over there
>burger covered in jizzi wish gura saw my tributes....
>>9348903I understand Korosan now.
>fauna says a word in japanesejust like my japanese ASMR videos...
chumfriend what the fuck is this
>posting shit you didn't even make on twitter for a member's stream to trick the streamerWhere do these retards even come from?
>>9348948I thought Shinove had a L2d?
>It looks like blood clots
>>9348916Is the chicken too dry or something?
>>9348981is that your dinner anon?
>>9348815>>9348642I just think s/he's neat. such a unique design for an angel holo.
>>9349008I don't know I stopped paying attention, but if she isn't thats fucking hilariousPretty sure the first people got read in the last stream
>>9348938a hole is a hole baby
>>9347385Well, for what it's worth, I've been enjoying it. Seeing her just do what she wants and be sassy and silly all the time is fun.
literally period blood clots
Is Sana streaming today
>It looks like murder but no offense.Gura...
>>9348948>If theyIf you payed any attention you’d see that Omega already has a full L2D with accessories and shit. It was like the first or second tweet.>>9348940You have A-Chan
>>9348597>actual 2views are the ones who needs improvement the most
Isn't anyone bothered by the little giggle Fauna does after almost every sentence? It's cute but if you focus too much on it it kinda throws me off
>>9348180Movie shit, watchalong fun as always
Why does a golden apple has a tail?
>>9349048>didn't even put in the effortdisgraceful
>>9348924Don't worry anon, you have time for a short nap before Mumei's stream begins in 90 minutes
>>9348862Her English is weird along with the mistakes that she sometimes makes but that just might be her chunni larp
>>9349023>There are probably people on this site who have no idea what shiggy diggy isThat's depressing...
>>9349048What if it's the same guy?
>>9348950I feel slight resentment towards teamates over this
What fucking African vodoo witchcraft satanic ritual spirit cooking bah mitza holocaust fuckery do I have to do to know when member steams are happening. They're never Holodex. They're never on any fucking schedules I ever see. Do you fuckers sit on YouTube and hit refresh every hour of every day to learn about these things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3DbXVAusb8>its so big! its so big!>it hurtsshe knows right? there's no way she doesn't
>>9349070Should be yes. Yesterday was her break day and by break day I mean cleaning up the fucking party poppers day
>>9349048They think they're funny which means 50/50 here or reddit
>>9348642what's Kanata's gag now that she got cucked from being the angel holo?
>>9348841Which is why women who actually can cook make me hard if she's a 4 or above
>fanartists start drawing Omega with wider hips>people start liking them moreIt's really that easy, huh?
kiara HATES 500 days of summer
>>9349001She creates gore. have you seen her teeth?
>>9349062I fucking hate this place and Ja/ck/.
>>9349048what a fag
>presentation is important to gura>she buys mickey ds like there's no tomorrow
>>9349102>They're never on any fucking schedules I ever seeanon?
>>9349062what the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>9348916wat ze fuque is wrong with burgers ?
>>9349076This is the least appetizing thing I've seen in a very long time.
>>9348949He's a kiwi that does ASMR roleplays, I think he used to work for WETA. This one is him doing an NPC weapon merchant from <generic scifi rpg>
If that's police what the fuck is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gonna be?
>>9349097I say with utmost sincerity: There are people on /vt/ who have no idea who KIZUNA FUCKING AI is. Let that sink in for a second.
>>9348938Nah, if I touched him I would turn into a faggot
>>9349048typical sneaky koreans
>Gura making excuses for this chumbud and being niceI love Gura...
>>9349062that actually didn't turn out too bad, they just needed to stop fucking with it and let it cook
>>9349110>It's really that easy, huh?Have you seen Kronii's entire fanbase?
>>9349048>tfw someone could potentially DMCA this stream for using someone else picsshould've explained the rules better
>>9348828they still live with their parents
>>9349062God damnit, Jack
Time for chink food
>>9349049He's only appeared on-stream as a jpeg as recently as last week>>9349080Goddamnit
>>9349061No, last stream she just read whatever was currently visible. If you were SUPER early (part of the initial flood), your superchat was not read in either stream, no matter how much you spent.
>>9349076Are you sure that's food and not some sort of industrial waste product?
>>9349132>who KIZUNA FUCKING AIThe owl?
>>9349129the cigarette pan
>>9349062Years ago I watched a clip of a girl making a cum pancake.
>>9347869>>9347874>>9347881>>9347895>>9347899>>9347911>>9347924>>9347952>>9347954>>9347968>>9347976>>9347917>>9347988>>9347997>>9348002I just woke up and see this, I guess I have to watch the archive but holy shit
>Mean Girls watchalongI'd be down
>>9349048Chumfucks desperate for attention
>>9348848Realtalk, when was the last time this was seriously attempted and not just a shit/funpost?
>>9349097>There are probably people on this site who think shiggy diggy is an oldfag memeThis is far more depressing, that shit was an old and trodden joke in fucking 2012 and even then it was seen as newfaggy
>>9349046>かき氷She butchered it but it shows shes keeping up with her wanikani reps.
Chicken feet makes me really gassy
fauna it's raining and 70 outside I'm fucking shivering
>>9349110boobs and ass are contentious. some people like them this way others that way, but everyone loves wide hips.they are peak femininity
>>9349132isn't that some japanese pornstar?
Lemme suck on them toes.
>>9349132Who's that? Is that a new Niji tuber?
MEAN GIRLS WATCHALONG LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9348515This general is for those who participated in the Mario Kart Tourney, sir. Please go.
>>9349108She's the leech Holo
>>9349102JP girls are smart enough to post the stream publicly then change to members when it starts. EN should do the same
KFP DON'T LOOK
>>9348511i concede that they cant feign the ignorance in this case, that's why im saying they dont know each other's schedules because there is no proof to say otherwise, the case with the Vsinger IRyS of project HOPE is special though since she is a single individual and not a generation of 5 members, so of course that there would be an exception for her this time.Gawr Gura entering the HoloEN server during that impromptu collab could be a mistake since she could very well be trying to play the game because she wanted to off-stream but because 3 members of the council were on the server at the same time, she decided to log out in fear of getting scolded by omega or jenma, so unless this minecraft stream proves that it was a collab in disguise, my client gawr gura is innocent from this crime of bypassing the collab ban!
>>9349119The happy meal box is pretty aesthetic
Actually looks umai
>>9349141Because it's been 15 days since Risu did a solo stream and it's killing me
>>9349062Please God not the webms
>Chicken feetDog ribs next
I had chicken feet in Thailand and they were delicious
Chicken feet is fucking delicious
>>9348912I think the problem is not that content is leaked, but those who complain, in a site like this, and that makes it leak even more.
>chicken feetburgers how do you feel about this?
>>9349181I cringe a little whenever I see one of those meme threads on /v/ and a bunch of tourists mention Pool's Closed.
>>9349156Didn't even think about that, Gura should have google searched these imagines beforehand.
Chicken feet taste greatt. Jamaican
>Every Hololive member needs a swimsuitFauna is based?
GURA HATES ETHNIC FOOD
>>9349194ja/ck/ is an artist
>>9349201don't worry we're watching Kiara
Man, Fauna really isn't developing into the SC monster I expected.
>>9348515>but when it comes to raw entertainment value Council has them beatWhat a shit opinion
>Fauna advocating for swimsuitsBased deer
>>9349160>>9349080Which is another reason why I say it’s obviously a female. Makes always get the shit end of the stick
>>9349176Order, sir. Mister Chaos is in another thread.
where the ooomaaamy at
>all Hololive members should wear a swimsuitBASED
>I think everyone Hololive member needs a swimsuitME TOOAAAAAAAAAAAA SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Tell me someone submitted bat soup
>>9349110It was a known fact how shitty Cover's management and their practices were. Then faggots started drawing EnMa lewds and suddenly a bunch of management defense force niggers appeared overnight.
>open stream>Gura: It's just the feet portion>home
>more people talking about Kiara's and Gura's member streams than Fauna's streamWhat went wrong? Why did Council fail?
>>9349048this same thing happened in Aruran's stream, he was reviewing pics from famous places but people kept uploading pictures from google
How the hell is chicken and cola in calling the police
>>9349041>cheddar, 2lbs>it's not the worst part
>chicken feetdo bugs really
I should have sent my food
Chicken feet are fine with beer
>>9349210Keep your chin up prisuner. She's back this week
Then that's not really a cycle, Kiara...
>>9348707I say "fall" and im canadian.
>>9349132Man, Kizuna is easy to know and remember, even normalfags know, so if they don't know they probably aren't those even.You know what's REALLY hurtful? Most everyone doesn't know who Kaguya Luna is, same with Mirai Akari.
These are the only chicken feet I'd eat I tell you hwat.
>>9349248That'd be ebic
>>9348859I like the sex morebut that's just my shit opinion
>>9349226>>9349238>>9349244>>9349246bring back hololive summer
Mean Girls watchalong with Kiara sounds like a good time
>>9349111She read my comment, i love that movie....
>>9349132how the mighty have fallen
>>9349219Never had them. Seems like it isn't a lot of meat to eat off of, so I would rather another part of the chicken.
>random shit in a bowl>food
>>9349256Why does EN2 existing mean people need to stop watching EN1?
>>9349219It must be pure gristle right? I don't get it but it's not horrible I guess. I only eat eggs and pea protein anyway
>>9349234She doesn't really bait for them
>>9349190>wide hipsfuck you Ina's body is peak femininity. That shit looks ugly as fuck.
>>9348817Seriously, its giving me so really strong YGYL vibes like those threads from /gif/
FAUNAS BABY IS CRYING HOLY SHIT
>>9349210Stay strong buddy
>>9349256People don’t like ASMR.
cat eating ASMRMREOW
>>9349234hmmm I wonder why....
That was me meowing btw
that's an annoyed kitty
>Wake up>Fauna asmr>Thread is /ck/But why though?
That cat meow scared the shit out of me
RUMAO CHUMBUD THATS HILARIOUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>Baby soundsNATUREKEKS EXPLAIN!?
>>9349234I don't think Noel makes a lot of SCs eitherIt's GFE that sells not ASMR
would you eat her ass?
>>9349259she has to save some space down below in the AAAA section for worse stuff
>>9349278thank you I was looking for this one
I just heard Fauna's pussy!
holy shit i thought that was my cat
Numberfags come forth
damn, kinda cute
>Fruit by the foot>In a bowl of noodlesGura...
>>9349278Oh so that's how you reverse sear. I've been doing it wrong.
>>9349307bro you just posted cringe
>>9349278that's just rude
Goddammit Clover I was in the zone
>>9349256I assumed people who are into ASMR leave the thread to do whatever you do while listening to asmr
>open gura stream>say gura cute in chat>say gura cute out loud>say gura cute in thread>say gura cute while beating my dick to child porn>close stream
>>9349102>doesn't willingly make an effort to catch streamscongrats anon, you're bored of hololive. Now that you are free of this curse go do something useful.
>>9349256It's ASMR, what is there to talk about?
fucking hell that cat scared the shit out of me
[Good News] Clover meowed, and in response Fauna meowed twice.
>>9349278>looks like a prolapse>sees file name
>>9349103just look at the thumbnail kek
>>9348707"fall" and "autumn" are interchangeable and both are used pretty regularly euroanon.
>>9349326she's watching our child right now
>>9348828most likely introverts like gura raised by single mothers
>>9349048And it was a seanig. I think the guy had a seanig name
Jesas, that's a LOUD cat
>>9349280Yeah those two might as well be memory holed at this point.
>>9348605>>9348633How are the KFPtrannies holding up?
>>9349102I just set my twitter notifications to Gura.
FUCK OFF CLOVER
Tell me what to think of Fauna's ASMR. Is she good?
>>9349327Everyone who actually likes Noel knows to donate in other places so she gets more of a cut. Not that Noel needs more money, she's easily the richest Holo by far.
>>9349278The person who did this is a demon.
>>9349280Wow Kaguya Luna? Probably just trying to get popular off the Love is War anime and Luna from 4th gen. Pretty sad.
>>9349380How does he get out?
>>9349219This is Chiinese thing
>>9349041I am literally crying out of fear watching this
>a chumbud gets a dish named after him by gura
>>9349256>numberfagging thread discussion
>>9349132I blame her managers or whatever for not getting into the streaming scene sooner and interacting with fans on a near daily basis
>Kiara needs full stream hour numbers for an interviewSHE'S APPLYING FOR HOLOLIVE
>>9349334I'd fuck it, but I could never put my tongue somewhere literal poop touches.
>>9349367I don't remember posting this.
>People are mad Gura's streaming again.
>let's join Aqua and go into cardiac arrestcan Gura say that?
why are Americans like this?
>>9349280>>9349375Please tell me you're joking
>>9349421He has to cook ALL the eggs.
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SWALLOW FOR ME GURA
>>9349278damn, that really looks like a prolapsed anus...
>banana is hard to swallow
Gura has trouble swallowing bananas..
Working as a vtuber sounds busy
>Banana is hard to swallow.>Peanut butter is hard to swallow.Gura your dick sucking reps...
>>9349398>>9349408>>9349421>>9349431he has to sell all the eggs
>>9349179Depends on your definition.If you mean "An actual Hololive fan trying to chase other Hololive fans off of this thread in legitimate anger/depression," then not for a long, long time, unless some actual schizos broke during the debut week from normal people into full schizos.If you mean "Someone trying to cause conflict and make people fight each other by pretending to be said legitimate Hololive fan, out of a desire to make things less fun for everyone," then literally every single day that happens.
Explain yourselves burgers
>How do you plan on swallowing this, is my question?
>>9349234She's at almost a thousand bucks in 30 minutes without even reading them, how much more do you need?
>>9349273>>9349311Thanks bros, only 14 hours to go we're almost out of the woods
>>9349278And then you cook the rest of it, right?
>>9349280>>9349435Nobody remembers Henry Ford's competition, anon.
What's online on Gura's stream? I need numbers!There were about 400 people on Kiara's watchalong.
UUUUUUOOOH GURA'S GAG REFLEX
I want to be stuck in Guras throat
>Your Oshi>Are you left or right
So what do you think that interview Kiara was doing that she wanted the numbers for how long she's streamed is for?
Gura didn't realize she had to chew her food this whole time
>>9349398>>9349408>>9349421>>9349431None of you are funny.
FAUNA JUST FARTED
Zip up those Fall Guys suits, boys!
>faints when she stands up from bed too fast>randomly stopped breathing on a trip with mom>no dreams, only nightmares >migraines>chugging Monsters to get through the day>fucked up legsI wanted to say I'm gonna concern, but I have just as many health issues and bad habits as her. I think we're gonna make it in the end anyway.
Gura's really struggling to rate this one
>>9349481>There were about 400 people on Kiara's watchalong.How do you know?
>>9348343Somebody already did on twitter, I'm pretty sure. He gave them his blessing too.
>>9349322Gura /ck/ member stream is also live.
>The banana's making me feel a little funnyuwa...
Gura ate tortilla sandwich with peanut butter
>Kiara was on the brink on losing it last night>I was on the brink of losing it last nightWE ARE??
>>9349280I remember thinking Kaguya Luna was trying to copy Kizuna Ai's thing when I first heard of her. I don't know who the other girl is. I do know Azuma Lim though.
>>9349451>santa crus peanut butterwhat a fucker
>>9349322Gura member stream.
I should have submitted a banana mayonnaise sandwich pic..
>>9349491GuraLeft repulses me, right all the way
>>9349481It’s only me.
>>9349508seems like he's just counting the likes
>>9349499Do Sharks chew food though?
>>9349491As much as I would love to be right, I think I would die from heart burn.
>>9349380A relative of Quail egg anon
>>9349496Gura is almost halfway to 4M and AI is not even 3M yet...
So I'm guessing EN1 won't have individual anniversary merch and will just be shared stuff like the 6 month one.
>>9349491GuraAmerican, so I think that speaks for itself
>>9349491I don't use my hands
>>9349481>only 400 peopleHoly shit Kiara is literally becoming a 2view
>>9349492Probably some type of streamer sponsorship application?
>>9349103okayu is pure fucking sex my dude. she hated her voice and her appearance before hololive and the onigirya mindbroke her with love for both, and now she's always horny and always willing to throw chat a bone she has a voice pack series where she is pregnant with your child
>>9348381People only love Achan because of the personal story about her from other Holomen. Omega got no personal stories yet.
>>9349491isnt the story of the guy on the right that he just got out of prison and that was his first proper meal in a while?
>>9349219I've had them before. They're kind of a chore to eat but they just taste like chicken.
>>9349466>how much more do you need?
>>9349481Not only are you a numbernigger but you also don't have a membershipFuck off
Oh did teamup anon delete the calendar? Do we have any other options available?
Alright so from what Gura said about her body, this is as accurate as I could getI feel really bad for Gura
>every holo is a crazy cat lady
>>9349491I'm literally the same body type as the guy on the right and I eat fast too
>>9349479This car analogy doesn't really work when the Kizuna Ai equivalent would be Mercedes-Benz
this burgershark giving the meme food a pass
The JOPs in Fauna's chat are cute
>>9349491GuraRight because I'm heterosexual
>>9349550400 > 2
>>9349459I meant the first. Shit like "Get out of here, deadbrap" or that Serb trying to honeypot KFP in April. And he was a standout example because of how hard he tried to make that happen.
raw dry ramen is chef kiss
Strap in for that Tales of marathon boyos.
>ISIS on it's way outPURGING TERRORISTS WITH FAUNA
Oh boy, 100 hours of Tales of
>>9349491InaRightUtensils are one thing but dabbing the pizza with tissue is grounds for hanging
>>9349278You know what?! FUCK YOU *prolapses your angus*
>This is chef kissHOW????RETARDED SHARK
>>9349492Maybe another magazine interview?
>seconds of that monstrosityugh
>>9349491AmeLeft minus the fucking glove. I get really uncomfortable touching food with my hands for some reason. I might be autistic.
>>9349488>>9349498>>9349505>>9349520>>9349528What is Kiara crying about this time? Can't she go through a single week without being a downer?
AAAAAAA GURA STOP MILKING CIEL YOU WHORE
Why have the threads been dominated by cu/ck/s recently? we've had tea autist and now we have the webm circle jerk, what the fuck is happening?
>>9349508I think there's some kind of bug with the mobile app where you can see current viewers if the stream is on a playlist.
Do people seriously eat uncooked ramen??
>>9349491GuraRight if lunch, left if I'm going to mastubate 5min later
>>9349284Fair enough. I'm personally a fan of cool kyatto, but how about both?
>>9349256It is an absolute waste to enjoy and ASMR stream with the thread oppen so they probablly not here, I will watch it later and of course closse the stream.
>>9349587Go away you goddamn japs you have your own fucking holos who do asmr
Didn't Kiara said the same thing with Ryza
>>9349492Didn't Mori also mention an interview? Could just be another JP magazine.
>>9349587The Lamy protocol is working.
>paypig only eats instant ramenfigures
>>9349491LunaRight since I'm normal and not a homosex
oh nogura's ____cute____
>>9349606It's a joke, anon.
>second time Gura gives the Ciel Kirahoshii paypig special treatment (he got the free merch)Gura...
I want /ck/ to leave...
>>9349491MikoRight because I am not a faggot.
>>9349571This is correct but wrong leg
YEAHHH UHHHH *BRUUUUPPPPP*SORRY CHUMBUDS BUT UH->TAKES CHICKEN BONE OUT OF MOUTH, RUBS TUMMY*BRPPPPPPTT* YEAAHHHHHHH DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS BUT UHHHHH->DOWNS A BOTTLE OF BLUE MOON AND SMASHES BOTTLE OVER HEADYOUR OSHI AND I ARE HAVING SEX TONIGHT LOLOLOL>*CUMS ON YOU*
You know how much money ciel donated to her?Of course its chef kiss
>spend effort making a steak>get bucketed next to the guy who opened a ramen packkek
Gura's taste in food is all over the fucking place.
>CIELAnother paypig gets his turn and gets *chefs kiss*
>>9349491Kiara Right, who the fuck does left
>>9349556There's an article I don't know how to find right now that explains it was just something some friends setup because they thought it was funny.
>>9349616Buy the membership
>>9349620Yes? You don't?
GURA YOU FUCKING BRAT
>>9349616someone post the pasta
Gura giving preference to the paypig kek
>>9349587>>9349639somebody needs to tell them...
>>9349481>>9349102There isn't a Gura stream happening right now, I checked all the schedules and Holodex and checked her twitter, nothing. Stop gaslighting me you fuckers.
>>9349491I FUCKING HATE THIS THREADI FUCKING HATE THIS THREADGET ME OUT OF HEREI DON'T WANT TO BE ON /ck/ AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO BE BACKI FUCKING HATE THIS, IF I SEE A COIN SLOT I'M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
Gura's tastes are too chad for my small mind
>>9349616that's because she is female
>>9349634>>9349607that seems pretty reasonable, isn't there some new chuuba magazine that started in Japan?
Reminder that paypigs always win
>>9349610Oh nice it got upgraded. Thanks anon
>>9349491MoriOn the one hand, degreasing is fucking gay. On the other hand, dunking things in your shake is gross. So I'll stay in the middle.
Gura, some people actually tried...
>>9349587>greynamecheap yellow monkeys
>>9349665The guy on the right dipped it in his soft drink
>>9349606>He wasn't poor and ate dry instant ramen as a kid because he didn't know how to cookYour life reps anon.
>>9349491left, I don't care if I get called a faggot, I don't want to be fat
>>9349616We got one KFP, the threadreader actually took the bait
*Casts curse that makes every single one of Gura's bad life decisions come tumbling down at once*
I used to eat raw ramen+ seasoning. It actually taste good.
>>9349621>not using the grease as lube
Gura... this is not a good meal
>>9349650She wants to keep the paypig happy.
>>9349658Who is this post for?
>>9349511>>9349524Ah i see. Have fun chumbuds.
>>9349684There is a memebershrimp stream
>>9349684stop being a seamonkey poorfag
>>9349491rushiaLeft because i'm not a disgusting pig
>>9349618/ck/ always comes out in force when a cooking related stream happens
ciel you motherfucker
Xbox bros... Not like this...
>>9349491The duality of Americans...
That's disgusting. Cook your fucking food.
>>9349620It's literally sold as a snack in Asia.
>>9349709but it is a good dish
>>9349691Inferior choice of oshi, then.
The sponsor gave Kiara the option between a PS5 and new Xbox.
>>9349188learning new thing everyday
>>9349616She wants to finish Yakuza next week no matter what.
>>9349619This is correct, Gura has 2k watching currently
>>9349709nigger stop leaking members content
>>9349709I literally just ate something like that earlier.
Why was Kiara so sad?
>>9349102Just look at the schedule pinned on their twitter.
>>9349699>Soft drinkIts a shake. And dipping salty shit in a shake is fucking based
>kiara gets to keep the PS5OH NO XBOX KEKS YOUR MARKETING REPS
>>9349727is this from re7?
>>9349699Still better than the shit on the left
>>9349616>He fell for it
oh hey gura's favorite japanese food
>>9349576What the fuck is this
>>9349540>Gura is not getting to 3m first, Kizuna is just 50k away!
>>9349703>We got one KFP*crickets*
>>9349616Ina is stealing KFP to play Fall Guys with
>>9349730God I need to go to /ck/ more
>>9349585She went back to doing what she did before Vtubing; I don't think the comparison fits a well known luxury brand.
>>9349735Ramen is pre-cooked
>>9349576well this took me for a loop
>>9349616It works everytime kek
>>9349736It looks like uncooked ramen, it tastes entirely different
>>9349618/ck/ runs this fucking website
>>9349775>He took it AGAIN
>>9349742Better late than never.
>>9349639>Uuuuuuuuuu ('-')I know the feel
>>9349760Dipping pizza in a shake is barbaric. But so is dabbing a tissue over pizza. That's why neither are acceptable.
Gura has webbed feet when she spreads her toes
>>9349675>>9349736I've never even considered it. It seems like a weird thing to do and I used to eat single uncooked spaghettis.
>>9349727I see eyes
>HoloEN got an exclusive Mori stream of Ghost of Tsushima
>>9349618/ck/ is the backbone of this site
Ame stream today?
Mori, you dork
>the korean schizo getting featuredsigh
>>9349730im suddenly so angry
>>9349616Doctor gave her some bad news...
SOMEONE CHECK HER PULSE
MITTSU YOU FUCKING LEGEND
>>9348864ehhh, BBQ nachos will do
>>9349612are you euro? I met some brits that ate pizza with a fork and knife
>>9349736It’s sold at Costco like chips.
https://twitter.com/d_9021/status/1435005093544280070The speed at which Okayu recognizes that the Mii is supposed to be Paragus is pretty astounding.
/u/schizo on stream!
That sounds cute Kiara
>>9349795/ck/, explain why Jack exists
>>9349811>Dipping pizza in a shakesasuga anon-chaama
Ahhh the Mittsuloni...
wait i thought mittsu was a seanig, i didn't know she was a gook
>>9348981what the fuck is this? It looks like some kind of mold.
>Mori was the first one to get her finished model
That's a pretty neat little backstory, Kiara.
>Mori already did a Ghost of Tsushima streamHoloEN priviledge...
>Tfw Miitsu will never make this for you while she screams about GurameWhy live?
>secret Ghost of Tsushima discord Mori streamrelease it Cover
Mittsu's dreams are becoming reality...
>>9349761Great but what games will she play? this next-gen is not very good in my opinion.
>>9349594I'm willing to bet that there were at least one or two people who genuinely tried it back in the first few days of the post-EN2 debut threads, but that they most likely fucked off quick out of their own inability to handle other people being discussed that they didn't like, so now we're stuck with shitposters and retards who live on the edges of moderation that should really be squashed and would be if there were a few more people on-staff.
Mittsu is an architect
SHE HAD THAT SHIT DELIVERED
Keffiy... Your scheduling
>>9349280Luna was so good. Wish she was still around.
>>9349730WHAT THE FUCK
>>9349491I can't eat anything, but if I could I would be the right.
Jesus, EN really was rushed out the door
>>9349863She’s a flip
>>9349811That's Five Guys, not pizza.
>>9349594>Shit like "Get out of here, deadbrap"it happens regularly, it's ignored/ridiculed by deadbeats as regularly
>Mittsu>GodlyGura what have you done
Mittsu is going to die
Its not alot of work, its just fresh vegetables and raw meat that you'll cook eventually
Did YOU notice, KFP?
Miitsu confirmed godly cook!
>>9349619>add stream to playlist>play stream through playlist>see CCV count
Mittsu is dying rn
Now I want to go back to the archives and see how many people spotted the hat issue
MITTSU DID IT
I really wish Kiara had debuted with just the beret
>Hates Vergil>Hates order>Sneaks into EN2 streams during the banWell bros, is Gura slowly becoming HIM?
How is this godly, I'm so mad
/u/schizochads, we won
>>9349884Nah she made it with her family.
Mittsu must be a goddamn waterfall right now
Mittsu just came blood
>mittsu>godlyi look forward to more amesame art
>Gura enjoys the GurAme schizoyou niggers told me that they were weirded out by them?