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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8lpjPgPAFc

>> No.9331516

>>9331433
How about you work on your own muscles, grandma?

>> No.9331548

I wish I was a chiseled gigachad so I could fuck this fat hog

>> No.9331570

>>9331433
I thought she's gay

>> No.9331605

>>9331570
Lol no, why did you think that?

>> No.9331613

>>9331433
Matsuri hates beards.
Marine likes muscles.
Was tired of living anyway

>> No.9331641
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9331641

>>9331433
she also likes femboys whose prostate she would ravage

>> No.9331676

>>9331641
I don't think you could pull off being a femboy anon.

>> No.9331699

>>9331433
>tfw mildly muscular, but a hairlet
How does she feel about eggs?

>> No.9331728

>>9331699
>How does she feel about eggs?
???

>> No.9331775

>>9331728
In this context, Anon means balding people.

>> No.9331800

I'm like 20cm taller than the guy she was answering. Just how short are asians lol

>> No.9331802

>>9331613
>Matsuri hates beards
Just shave.

>> No.9331804
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9331804

>>9331433
>>9331641
The average Marine fan looks like this.

>> No.9331847

>>9331775
Most people in Japan don't like it.

>> No.9331888

>>9331433
184cm tall, 34yo, was a twink model in the early 20s, became a big buff bodybuilder for a couple more years. Sporting the mildly buff big biker look now. Tho I usually dress like a hobo hahaha.

So probably not?

>> No.9331904

>>9331847
I think that's true worldwide. Unless you have a nice and round cranium, that way you should be able to go full egg without looking like shit.

>> No.9331915
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9331915

>>9331433
I like your new approach Marineschizo. Encouraging Ichimi to work out. Do your /fit/ reps everyone!

>> No.9331923

>>9331433
i don't care what a dyke fujo thinks

>> No.9331930

>>9331888
>Tho I usually dress like a hobo hahaha
Marine doesn't have the best fashion sense, so she probably wouldn't mind.

>> No.9331938

>>9331888
What are you doing here?

>> No.9331959

>>9331613
Are you one of those numales that have a beard to cope about being chinlets?

>> No.9331965

>>9331915
Why would Marineschizo make a positive thread about Marine?

>> No.9331977

>>9331847
Noone in the world does. Bald people are genetic garbage & it's a good thing that people won't fuck them so that they'll be eliminated from the gene pool within a few generations.

>> No.9332021

>>9331938
You do know that the average age on otaku culture boards besides /a/ tends to be higher right?

>> No.9332024

>>9331959
numale no
chin simulator yes

>> No.9332038

>>9332021
I do now!

>> No.9332093
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9332093

>>9331965
I don't know. It's just his new thing.
>>>/jp/36447641
Ctrl + f "straight" or "muscular men" for some mental illness.

>> No.9332167

>>9332093
That /jp/ thread just looks like anons messing with some delusional /u/fag.

>> No.9332176
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9332176

>>9331433
I used to be bigger but I've been slacking in the gym recently
The cut starts now
I'll start lifting again so that one day I can fuck an overweight 30 year old Japanese woman

>> No.9332214

>>9331433
>167cm
>45kg
>10kg in 12 months
someone get this man oatz and squatz asap

>> No.9332222

>>9331570
Bruh she got engaged to a somewhat popular artist before (hint : broken glasses). Marine isnt gay

>> No.9332278

>>9332214
He unironically needs GOMAD.

>> No.9332289

>>9332167
More likely is that he's replying to himself.

>> No.9332300

>>9331433
I hope she likes my obese, smegma covered dick

>> No.9332326

>>9332222
>Bruh she got engaged
Nani?

>> No.9332381

>>9332289
If he is samefagging, he either typed the entire conversation beforehand and copy and pasted or he types really fast. In both cases he has to be using a pass and multiple devices.

>> No.9332385

>>9332300
What's smegma?

>> No.9332456

>>9332385
You are circumsized, aren't you?

>> No.9332502

>>9331938
Current job pays well but there's plenty downtime.

>> No.9332544

>>9332385
You don't want to know

>> No.9332547

Not at all, built like a nip.
Soon I will be built like an eastern european.

>> No.9332611

>>9332385
A sebaceous secretion that builds up under the foreskin if you don't shower.

>> No.9332684

>>9332222
So what you're saying is that Marine had a boyfriend?

>> No.9332737

>>9332684
Not him but yes.

>> No.9332769

Yeah I'm good. I routinely do compound lifts. Girls love my physique too I'm just too autistic about romance so I just watch cool animes or mangos.

>> No.9333025

>>9332769
Good on you man.

>> No.9333066

>>9332737
Unsubscribing.

>> No.9333168

>>9332326
https://www.festivalomladina.com/archives/2344

I think he's talking about that rrat, scroll down and ya see that a friend of hers says he's "still with her"

>> No.9333214

I have a 7 inch cock, she'll ride me happily.

>> No.9333620

>>9331613
Just shave man

>> No.9333656

>>9333168
So she's horny because he hasn't been paying attention to her?

>> No.9333672

>>9333656
Time for the overseas sexy guys to take the stage.

>> No.9333723

>>9332456
Or a woman.

>> No.9333843
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9333843

>>9331433

so that gym poster meme was not lying at all. now you have a reason to get swole.

>> No.9333995

>>9331433
Holounicorns better keep this dirty whore away from all the /fit/ chuubas

>> No.9334032

>>9333995
Who are the /fit/ chuubas?

>> No.9334129
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9334129

>>9331433
>She falls for tall muscular men
>not androgynous skinny Kpop looking fuccbois like most fujos
FUCK YES ALL THIS /fit/ SHIT IS FINALLY PAYING OFF, MY CHANCES OF FUCKING A CHUBBY AND TINY SOON TO BE HAG FUJO DEGENERATE ARE NON ZERO

>> No.9334441

>>9331433
Well I'm a tradie who's careful with his diet so I'm no bodybuilder but compared to the average nip I guess I could cut it

>> No.9334580

>>9334032
Aruran, Oga, Hajime are apparently pretty /fit/
Kanda is allegedly underwear model tier

>> No.9334650

>>9334580
Aruran is a skelly, Oga is a manlet (even by Nip standards)
Hajime I haven't seen but I can believe.
Kanda I haven't seen but he is a massive otaku, so I have a hard time believing that.

>> No.9334704

>>9331433
Yeah, most likely.

>> No.9334748

>>9334650
>have a hard time believing that
See: Takayan

>> No.9334787

>>9331433
Yes, but I have a shit haircut and personality and I'm not sure she'd wanna have my children so I wouldn't fuck her anyways

>> No.9334835

>>9334650
Kanda hasn't been doxed, this is just going by statements from other Nijisanji members who say he's very handsome and jacked with rock hard abs, logically it wouldn't make sense for them to go out of their way to say these things unless it's ture.

>> No.9335027

>>9334835
I have only watch him once or twice and can't recall hearing other people talk about him so I defer to you, but I do know he is a massive otaku so I doubt he would put up with Marine's fake act.

>> No.9335146

No, I'm fat as fuck and have an ugly face too.

>> No.9335178
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9335178

>>9334835
>Kanda hasn't been doxed, this is just going by statements from other Nijisanji members who say he's very handsome and jacked with rock hard abs, logically it wouldn't make sense for them to go out of their way to say these things unless it's ture.

>> No.9335180

Not right now, COVID-19 obliterated my gains.

>> No.9335271

Some people say I'm muscular, I think I'm rather average. Trying to get muscular though. Not as dedicated as a /fit/izen but I'm having fun with it.

>> No.9335419

>>9332278
GOMAD only works if you're white or Mongolian

>> No.9335462

>>9335180
Have gyms still not opened where you live?

>> No.9335492

>>9335419
What?
Why would it not work for other races?

>> No.9335529

>>9335492
Lactose intolerance.

>> No.9335550

>>9335529
Wat?

>> No.9335585

>>9335550
what's there to not understand

>> No.9335605

>>9332385
Smegma balls lmao

>> No.9335633
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9335633

>>9335550
GOMAD isn't going to work if you can't digest milk.

>> No.9335682

>>9335585
I'm not white and I don't know anyone who is lactose intolerant

>> No.9335684

>>9331613
Most Japs hate beards. Then again, jap hair makes for really bad beards

>> No.9335728

>>9335633
This map is weird, why the split in France? And shouldn't the eastern Mediterranean have the highest tolerance since that's where lactose tolerant people first started appearing?

>> No.9335734

>>9335682
You are the perfect candidate for GOMAD. Try it immediately

>> No.9335846
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9335846

>>9335728
It's not a good map. There are a few different lactase persistence mutations that emerged independently in different populations in the world, the one found in Northern Europe is just extra effective. It's not really clear that the variant from the eastern Med is the first either.

>> No.9336362

I mog everyone here btw

>> No.9336691
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9336691

>>9331433
Nice a stealth /fit/ thread.
I hope she likes younger lads with shitty arm and chest genetics.
I listen to Unison at the end of every workout.
Currently trying to bulk to 225lbs because I'm tired of being a skinny bitch...but force feeding feels so awful.
I hate bulking so much brahs. Even dirty bulking.
>>9336362
Post body breh

>> No.9337037

>>9331570
Just because she fetishizes yuri doesn’t mean she is gay

>> No.9337091

>>9336691
NTA but your nipples are freakin me out. Good sculpting tho. Keep at it

>> No.9337146
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9337146

>>9331570
She is. Notice how it's always a vague and general term like "muscular", "protective" and they wouldn't want to describe it any further. It's meant to manipulate sad gachikois like >>9331605

>> No.9337208

>>9335146
So your average 4chan user then

>> No.9337259

>>9337146
>She is. Notice how it's always a vague and general term like "muscular", "protective" and they wouldn't want to describe it any further. It's meant to manipulate sad gachikois like
Cope. Marine loves bodybuilders. Muscular is pretty specific as well retard.
Hit the gym and stop being a yuricuck.

>> No.9337322

>>9337146
Stop derailing the thread yuricuck.

>> No.9337327

>>9331516
FPBP
She is short, flabby, and has hardening of the arteries in her legs from being sedentary. Marine needs to get in shape badly.

>> No.9337523

>>9337146
She actually said men in the clip.
https://youtu.be/t8lpjPgPAFc?t=55
She says dansei but I notice how she trails off as she says it, knowing that's a no-no.

>> No.9337565

>>9337523
Just stop responding to him. He is derailing the thread with his yuri cuckery.

>> No.9337621
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9337621

>>9337146
Exactly

Marine HATES men

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9337738

>>9337565
>>9337322
>nonono stop making me insecure!!
>>9337259
"Muscular" is as generic as can be and it's the first thing girls come up with when you ask them. It's basically the only positive description of male physique. Sora and Nene said it as well iirc.

Just saying, you are latching onto the false hope that a virtual streamer would give a shit about you if you improved yourself and built up so you can get out of your sad situation. The way you talk makes me think it's true and it's very, very hard to look at. Honestly.

>> No.9337793

>>9337091
Thanks brah and yeah I have slight gyno on one nipple lmao.
Had it ever since puberty. Feels bad man.

>> No.9337843

>>9337738
Get out of my fucking thread and return to your containment board. This post has nothing to do with whether or not Marine would be happy with your physique. Fuck off yuricuck.

>> No.9337857
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9337857

>>9337738
Post body faggot

>> No.9337863

>>9337738
>Sora and Nene said it as well
yes and they're both straight

Keep coping yuri cuck

>> No.9337966

>>9336691
OP here. You have nice shoulder genetics both in terms of avoiding injury (both my rotator cuffs are fucked currently) and aesthetics.
Personally I think Ahoy is better for lifting.

>> No.9337986

>>9337738
>you are latching onto the false hope that a virtual streamer would give a shit about you if you improved yourself and built up so you can get out of your sad situation
Whats wrong with that? If it gets someone to better themself its a positive even if its for a misguided reason

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