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let's start this one with a good feeling.KOOPA LOVE
What are her chances of getting into hololive?
>>931513Pretty good if she actually applied
>>931513You tell me
>>931513She's going to need to put out a more extensive and consistent portfolio before that's decided. Given how many hololivers have varying degrees of health problems, her condition shouldn't be a problem as long as she can brave through it and put out more uploads.
>polar vortex and comcast please understand
>>931567Wait what? I'm pretty sure Gura has gone a whole week without streaming before
>>931636I assume that's fine considering she delivers far more content on a normal basis, with Koopa it's hardly a similar case her rate surely is at 2 per week by now.
>>931513What I played>Koopa Fortuna>What I expectedHololive Gen2What I got>Vshojo Gen2
>>931739>Koopa becomes friends with NyannersHow would /vt/ react?
>>931739Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
>>931567>>931604>>931702She got very sick, and then had to have an operation, then had to recover, and immediately after that had housing issues she had to deal with, and all of this has been over the last month and a half. Just give her some time to recover and I am sure we will see 3 to 4 streams a week
>>931786/vt/ would react as it always does and discussion of the two will always devolve into autistic tribalism.
>>931812>I am sure we will see 3 to 4 streams a week
>>931513If her career experience is as worthless as she has suggested, 0.01%. Cover cares about your background experience (obviously), I can't think of a single hololive that just did "nothing" before joining. Ame's the closest thing to a completely talentless person and she had 1. a voice acting career, 2. literal indie vtubing experience.Having become an indie vtuber herself now, Kalamari has improved her chances from 0 to 0.01% but it's too little too late. Maybe if we could have gotten her to 500k subs or some shit before the applications started there would be a real chance.There are multiple stages of applications weeding out the shitters, so they're not even going to listen to you or let you present yourself at all unless you have something to offer based on your portfolio alone. Just imagine how many people are applying.
>>931831She definitely would if she got paid a 7-figure income like most of holoEN
>>931812Don't misunderstand me i don't fault her for it.I just don't think it would be viable for her.Maybe after all issues are dealt with but lets be real, that won't be anytime fitting for en gen 2.
Selfish take: I want Koopa and Nina not to apply to Holo so they can slowly but surely create a proper competition with quality content to VShoujo in the West.
>>931489Why are hating people again?
Is it true Fortuna is actually taller and more fertile than Koopa?
>>932175ehthe attention would probably not be greatschizos already threw a fit over CBT anyways, it's probably better to keep the "Koopa-Nina" bloc as a loose alliance
>>931834I mean, others have less then 1% as well, still someone would win, might as well be Fortuna
>>932175Nina doesn't even want to join
>>931513Currently functionally nonexistent.
>>932884Taller, yes, but no one is more fertile than Kwap.
>>932884The shy ones are the most fertile
>>932595Some burp fetish channel made Koops uncomfortable when asking unironically about burps and brapps.
>>934659Probably shouldn't play into degenerate shit like that unless you're ready to endure those degenerates.
>>935035That's exactly what she did, reason why >>923936 happened and Kwappi said she really wants to tone down on burps.I don't blame her, it is one thing to meme about some drawings on mongolian basket weaving forum, it is another to engage with people that fucking create burp/farts compilation of whatever fucking media, be it cartoons, movies, or streamers. It always blows my mind why those people don't feel an ounce of a shame when publicly showing off this shit when interacting with others.
>>932884Have you seen how many pinks there are? surely Fortuna suffers of fertility issues.
>>935253Based koopa, her burps honestly disgusted me
>>935035Maybe... maybe we don't underestimate the autism of the internet
>tfw you just want to tie Koopa up, spank her red, tease her endlessly with vibes, and fill her to the brim with your baby batterYou degenerates sicken me
>>935731>Spank herWe do not hit women anon,Unless she wants to
>>936275>tfw mom streams.mkvAnd t stands for Troopas you infidels!
>She has GERDI hear that shit sucks and is annoying, like it sears the inside of your throat or something. Unlucky Kwappi
>>936366Very frequent heartburn sounds pretty fucking shitty. No wonder Koops said she would rather eat homemade stuff and doesn't eat out too much.
Degenerates get the rope. Suffer not the burpfags to live.
>>936366I've had it all my life, gets pretty bad at times. I get stomachaches that last all night that hurt so bad I cant lay down. Hurts my upper back as well, cant do much of anything besides wait and hope it gets betterthink its gotten so bad over the years I've developed IBS as well
>>936752What song is this
>>936867Dread of the Grave.
>>936735Damn anon, that sucks. Yeah it's surprising just how much your digestive system can fuck up when it messes up
>>935253All feelings her burps induced in me been solely competitive
What's the best way to make sure I don't miss when Koopa streams? I normally use Discord for notifications but she doesn't use Discord (probably for the best)
>>937795Her twitter and turn on notifications for her channel, the bell thing, also follow these threads
I want Koopa to pat me on the head
I want to pat Koopa on the head!
>>935253>It always blows my mind why those people don't feel an ounce of a shame when publicly showing off this shit when interacting with others.Her channel has over a thousand subs, you know. The world is packed full of degenerates, perverts and creeps. We just didn't realize the full scope of it in the pre-internet days.
Koopa if I ever meet you can I pay you five bucks to slam my head into the pavement?
First time using this and I'm shit at it and have no idea what I was doing. I fucked up Nina's face/head too, but I had fun making it so I don't give a fuck.https://files.catbox.moe/7sz0c0.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9yhm2g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xnqa76.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/a1k1ht.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/f4pcy5.png(Based off of this: https://files.catbox.moe/xa4x5b.png)
>>938311I don't really even have a problem with people liking burping or whatever other disgusting shit for that matter.It's that blatant non care attitude where you broadcast it to everyone, and ask people who clearly are not into it to join you in on that degenerate activity.
>>938509post the cards m8
>>938416Not her, but I'll do it for free.
>>939138Are you a woman?
Why yes, CBT stands for "Chuuba Battle Tournament", what else it can be, silly now lay down and take off your pants
>>939494>Koopa will never get you in a hold then laugh as you get a boner >she will never whisper sweet nothings in your ear distracting you so she can attempt her signature tombstone
>>939824>Tombstone ends in a 69
>>939494god I want koopa to piledrive me and force my dazed, broken body to pleasure her motherhood
>>939494Who could possibly defeat Koopa in battle?
>>940325The cock. Can't beat the cock.
>>940482She doesn't want to because if she does then she can't get pregnant!
Mom please don't make me hang out with auntie Fortuna again, i know she's lonely and her kids don't visit her, but she's mean and smells like stale cigarettes and failure.
Auntie Fortuna keeps telling me she's my mom, but she's only a few years older than me
>>937795>she doesn't use Discord (probably for the best)H-haha, yeah...
Koopa is a poor, homeless, single mother
>>942421Vergil will come back... right?
Cuddling with mom in a wet cardboard box while she begs for spare change to feed me!
>>942421All 3 of these things are true
>>942452>Vergil saw the Dimitri video>Koopa is homeless shorty after Oh no...
>>941746Depending on sibling procreation this is more common than you think.
>>942476Day 12, still no permanent home. Mom told me to stay inside the box, something about having to do something she wasn't proud of. Peeked out for a second to see her burping the ABC's to a stranger for money. I may never be the same again.
>>931567Well, she surely fits the health problems hidden prerequisite.
>>944674>Paternalism is a vision of slave improvement, including slaves' health, mental well-being, and education.It's literally one of the primary goals.
>>940325Super Hyper Mega 超銀河魔法社長 GWC 清楚 CEO Superiore a Dio Nina-sama, of course!
>>945252MAX NINA MAX, I kneel...
Gentlemen, I like Koopa, gentleman i LIKE Koopa, gentleman I LOVE KOOPA!
>>954859Gonna need some proof of this
>>939138>Not herprove it
>>939494Great job bro
Koopa is for lovin', simple as.
MAMA'S AWAKE AND TWEETINGSEND KOOPA LOVE TO KEEP HER MORNINGS HAPPY
I LOVE THIS ONE
>>958683Oh no, not the deathflag hair!
>>958683>>959047What does this mean?
>>959053Just google it, it's the first result.
>>958683Now you've done it, Comcast is going to kill her next stream
>>959598Are they going to kill her next STREAM or kill HER next stream?
>>960159I meant the latter, but the former is more probable
>>960159kill her stream so nobody knows they killed her on stream
>>960159they're going to send bitcoin assassins through her ethernet cable so she stops revealing the evil of Comcast to the world
>>960701Isn't mcdonalds too public place to send assassins there?
>>961192McDonald's is an execution ground. This wouldn't happen at based Whataburger though. Koopa, please come to Whataburger™.
don't worry guys, koopa's a 7th-ranked top assassin!
>>960701I doubt Koopa would hate getting cum delivered to her front door
>>962768She wouldn't just don't do it
>>962812I won't just deliver cum, i'll deliver a whole penis
Gentlemen, I love Koopa.
Gentlemen, I hate Koopa.
>>963953Fuck off Fortuna, you smell
>>963978Envision the reek of a stale, unwashed fujo who moonlights as a Funimation VA.
>>945252Is that her singing it, Is there a vod or was it unarchved?
Gentlemen, I am the real Koops. Apoort love.
>>964181I believe it. I love you, Koopa!
Uh... guys Koopa just broke into my apartment and started to Burp
>>964798Take your meds, rachel
>>964838Begone brap demon
>>964165Yes, that's her singing it. Her karaoke vods are all on her youtube channel.
What do I do while waiting for the next Kwappers stream, I've watched all the old streams already
>>966389Do your reps.
>>966389watch them all again but this time write down everything she says in the video so she can provide CC options on the old streams
>>966389Watch her friend's streams
>>966389Watch holo streams? Other indies?If there's one thing I've learnt, it's that dead hours are a myth
Koopa cosplaying as C.C the worse code geass girl!
>>969969>the worse code geass girl>not the table rapist
>>970020Did I fucking stutter?
>>970031table-kun thirsts for justice motherfucker
>>969969Man I like Kallen better and that's still garbage taste.Cornelia best girl fuck everyone who disagrees
>Koopa threads on life support, just like herOh no...
>>972848we can only say KOOPA LOVE so much with out burn out.streams feed threads.
>>972848She's busy doing CBT
>>972928Chuuba Battle Tournament on Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia:Chuuba Battle Tournament (CBT), Vtuber Battle, or Tuber Tourney, is an entertainment sport involving-
>>973571Anon, it's a rope!
Hello, I haven't read this thread because why bother when there hasn't been a stream. Just want to say that I love Koopa. Okay bye.
>>974733Your contribution has been noted brother
I love KoopaKoopa loves meI'm as Troopa as a Troopa can beFloat like a butterfly and sting like a beeWhen I have a nice Koopa stream in front of me
>>960159She knows too much.
Love Koopa, Koopa love.
So how many personalities of koopa did we come up with so far?
I don't really know how to put any of this without sounding like a schizo, but I had a dream with Koopa, it wasn't anything particularly amazing, but I figured I'd put it in here before I forget it:>Dream starts with me going to an old movie theater from my town (quite reoccurring in my dreams)>In the movie theater, there were a bunch of video game characters there (Dante, Rayman, Mega Man X)>Sit down>Right next to me is Koopa, which just popped in there>Try talking to her and see what happens>She just morphs into the chair and says "Special delivery!"What in the name of fuck did she mean by this
>>989499I should add that it wasn't like a movie theater chair, it was like a crappy plastic chair
>>989499>>989580koopa wanted this to happen to her
>>989499>morphs into the chairthat's weird haha
>>969969You shut your whore mouth
>>969969I'm also a Kallenfag and think your taste is shit, table fucker is much worse.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8szCPxII0>An announcement 4 hours before the streamSasuga Kwappi, that's an improvement
>>990060I can't believe mommy isn't dead!
>Just saw that mom is streaming at 1:00 pm>It's 8:00am and I haven't slept yet and I already took melatonin right before I saw itwhat do I do...
>>990165just set an alarm bro
>>990165Take a 4-hour power nap
>>990165Watch the archive, mom wouldn't want you to deprive yourself of sleep
>>990165You better do something with your sleep schedule unless you're working night shifts
I'm happy all you new Troopas are having a good time here
I never get to watch any of her streams since they always occur when I'm working.
>>992014>all you new Troopasnow i kinda want to know since when some of you guys have been watching koopa.
>>993368First thread she popped up onward.
>>993368Since the beginning of course, what other answer did you expect?
>>993368I'm her boyfriend, so before she debuted.
>>993368Since her debut, longer if you count the vocaroos in /hlgg/
>>993429Hey papa Vergil, can you let mom back home?
>>993368This cliphttps://youtu.be/aqfGj3COWYIThen i watched all her old streamsI'm not big into chuubas so i didn't browse anything for them before, but Koopa and I have similar tastes in games and her voice is soothing
>>993429Wtf, me too.>>993474I already did though.
>>993525Thanks, can you now kill Comcast and plant a Qliphoth tree on their base so that the internet signal gets a little better for mom to stream? That'd be nice.
>>993583>Thanks, can you now kill ComcastI don't want to have to go back to satellite internet, though.
>>993368The advent of this board. I'm not big on the whole vtuber thing in general, but while I was looking over the state of the new boards, I saw the first Koopa thread made here, took a look for whatever reason, and boom, I've gone over her entire backlog since.
>>993368Since the board was created, out of curiosity like >>993789 did, Done the archive reps, also dug through old /jp/ and /trash/ threads for further context. Koopa's just pleasant to watch and listen.
>>993368Since the very start
>>993368since the /jp/ ads off and on
I think Kwappi is dead
>>995078No she's not dead she just needed a good fuck before the stream
KOOPA YOUR CAPTURE CARD JUST DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I THINK ELGATO SUCKS
IMPROMPTU KARAOKE TIME TROOPAS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
KOOPA BEING DOUBLE TEAMED BY ELGATO AND COMCAST LET'S GO
KOOPA SINGING YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
everything went better than expected
lmao at the stream title
is this... is this SOUL?
joined latedid she already do MAGIC?
>>995341>Starts singing Phillistine>Fucks it up completelyThis is it... The power of SOUL.
>>995414What a phillistine
I like how's she hip to the "my X just died let's gooooooooooooo" maymay
>>995470She's very hip to the young fellows
This is genuinely taking your mom to karaoke experience
>>995512She's not drunk yet.
>>995512That's the appeal
>>995512I love my mom!
>>995487how about young fellows with fat pps?
>>995532Koopa doesn't care about penis size
>>995512>>995523>>995522>>995525CUDDLES WITH MOTHER AFTER SHE IS PASSED OUT DRUNK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh boy this is gonna be a mess
>>995571Take it back.
>>995571my mom has a case of the big tongue, small lungs when it comes to these songs
>>995571Already is and I love every minute of it!
>>995571Very chaotic, it's appropriate
>her hair turned mauveAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So glad i suggest thatHope she sings it again some day
>>995618I'M INSANE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>936752It was foretold.
>will not coexistBased??
>>995672BASED FUCK PINKS KILL THEM ALL
I love this woman
WAIT KOOPA THAT'S EDELGARD'S THEMELIONCHADS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well now I need a webm of kwappi vibing.
How are we supposed to coexist with pinkos when mom and auntie give such bad example
Oh shit she's singing now? I can't catch it because my wireless earbuds crapped out i hope someone is going to save it
>>995707We were never supposed to coexist.
>>995729It will definitely get striked so, I hope someone's recording this SOUL for your sake.
>>995748I'm recording, but I hit my storage limit on Mega, so I could use recommendations for upload sites
>>995748Maybe her mistakes will fool the algorithm.
This is beautiful, bros....
>we lost elgato for something greaterKami-sama...
>>995793>>995806Damn she's killing it. What went so right?
hope you guys are kneeling as well
>>995818She practiced it a lot for the previous time.
>>995856I'll kneel when she will be a /m/ommy.
>>995853She's been there for a bit. Maybe this is another step towards her eventual karaoke too.
>>995789learn torrents dude
>>995879just impreg her lol
Actually sounds like Emil, what a fuck
Fuck why do I have to stay at work while Kwappi sings aaaaaaa. Same with Nina tomorrow, why am i not a neet .
is it spam if i suggest the same song twice...?
I'm gona Gosling, troopas, hold me
>>995957yes if its an annoying meme song no if its a good song
WAIT KOOPA NO
KOOPA NECROMANCY IS FORBIDDEN
NO ES ELLA
HEY, IT'S THAT VOICE
KOOPA JUST FUCKING HAD SEX ON STREAM
>my penisMan, that feels weird to hear
sorry for shitting up chat so much ;_;
Rose don't listen...
nina don't look...
>>996026IT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED
>>996072Rose is taking notes for her eventual karaoke stream.
I don't think Kwappi knows the lyrics...
>Koopa breaking containment
>>996125>I don't think Kwappi knows the lyrics...SOUL...
>>996125It's part of the experience.
I hope of one troopas is ripping it. I beg of you my brother.
/m/en... we lost...
>>996174No idea m8
>>996171It's for the best, only old fucks like us care about those songs anymore. Let her sing the meme songs people actually know and get more popular
NOO, I WANT GANDAM WING REEEEE
>>996198i feel so fucking old...i'm not even 25...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP3TX47VK3k
>>996174Does AMVs mashups memes with holo girls.
>That high noteBros.
Koopa's voice is powerful
what the actual talmudic trickery fuck, why she have a good voice but sings so fucked up?
>accidental a Capella lmao
>>996081According to her Twitter she is putting in her reps so she isn't in people streams.
>>996214That just comes with the territory of bein an /m/ fag, get used to feeling old for liking a dead genre.
her vibratos are very nice despite the offkeys
She genuinely has so much soul, god.
It hurts so good bros
>>996324>>996347>>996355>>996273>>996276Such a good voice with such bad tone-deafness...
>kwappers seductively talking about dickbuttshe's broken
>I play FiliaUnf
>>996472>Filia>Eliza>SquigglyMore fuel for the drawfriends
>Koopa is ovulating RIGHT NOWUooooohh...
I just want to hold her in my hands so bad, how can a woman like this even exist
A Troopa's Paradise
what did I miss?
Imagine her singing this version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvI
>not singing the superior versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
>Ideon EDHOLY FUKING BASED
HELL YEAH THE IDE JUST FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where the fuck all are her chuuba friends? I get anon posted Nina is doing the reps but she had like a completely blue chat 2 weeks ago??
FOR THE DAAAAAAAY WE SEE NEW LIIIIIGHT
Guys, Koopa said she loves me!
>>996875Yeah, but YOU love ME.
>>996822Several of them have popped in to say hi, but a lot of people are streaming right now, plus its still a weekday so another portion are busy with IRL
>>996922But who's LINX
>>996958Masturbate To Coopa!
>Am I sexual
Koopa might actually be ovulating
>>997041Koopa is litearlly at the age where her body is screaming at her to get pregnant, there's no question.
AND STRONG AND NIMBLEAND STRONG AND NIMBLE
>monkey rapoh no no no
>starts giggling during HEkek
>>996928That's the girl from Zelda
She's is so bad, it's soooo good!
I'm two hours late to the party, there better be a reupload of this
GO GO GO GO GO
now this is soulfull!
>>990060Quick, remind me how to download an ongoing stream. There was some arcane youtubedl fuckery I couldn't remember last time
Since when did she get such a nice outro screen?
>>997459This is the BRB screen, not the outro screen, but she got a full suite of screens along with the L2D
Just stopping by to say Koopa Love. Ahem.>Koopa LoveThanks for listening
>>997504Love thy Koopa indeed
so who's enhancing the audio this time?
anyone recording this one? I only tuned in halfway through
koopa your pitch reps...
ATTENTION: KOOPA PEEPEEPOOPOOED ON STREAM AND THE AUDIO WAS PICKED UP MY HER MIC AND BROADCAST TO ALL HER VIEWERS, SHE DOODOOFARTED AND EVERYONE COULD HEAR
>>997585Sorry I missed it, I was paying attention to the burps though
>>997585 look out for fucking fartfags on next stream
This may be slightly too much SOUL
>>997585I read that in Ame's voice and it was way funnier.
RATE THE SOUL
RATE THE STREAM
>>997750>>997753five notes outta ten
>>997753>>997750i love mom / 10
KOOPA MY HOUSE JUST FLOODED AND I DIDNT CATCH YOUR STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>997557I might be able to download it, depends on how quickly kuiper will private it
>>997750SOUL / ACTUALLY GREAT SOMETIMES
>>997750>>9977532 songs / 10 because I missed the rest
>>997750>>997753Weight of the world actually very good/10
>>997750>>997753SEX / 10 as per usual
>>997779No but really I missed the whole thing. Any blessed troopas recorded the stream?
>>997750>>997753I feel warmth, the kind I haven't felt in a long time/10
>>997784Koopa onegai leave it up untill he downloads it
>>997903>>997863SEND ME YOUR ENERGY
>>998020TAKE IT ALLBRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>998020TAKE IT BROTHER
>>998028Fucking cute>>998020TAKE MY ENERGY BRO
I kooped my pants during Weight of the World, bros
>>998028Me under the tits>>998265LET'S GOOOOOOOOK
>>998505>let me live in your garage I love you long time
>>998643I love her
So where do I find a wife like Koopa?
>>998774They don't leave their house much like you.
>>998774Learn how to lockpick, break into their house, watch them sleep, leave before they wake up, repeat until caught, then confess your love as they're in a groggy state, they have no choice but to say yes with that knife in your hand and crazed look in your eye. Then take your prize.Or go hang out in hospitals and try to talk to the sick nerd girls.
>>998821Excuse me, I just went grocery shopping like two days ago>>998871Okay, I might try this since it seems doable as I already know how to pick locks.
>>998821But it's dangerous outside
>>993368Since the vocaroos in /jp/
>>993368I masturbated to her voice during her debut stream
https://mega.nz/file/skEAQbpD#RBZ3kWZmpwP1frIGzmau-MJt1zdAOy5iI89LsUyDQqghere's today's karaoke stream LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>998774What are you talking about? Look, she's right there.
>>1001265You magnificent bastard! Thanks a lot.
>>998774Somewhere between a therapy office and a bookstore manga section.