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Why don't you become a VTUBER, /vt/? You love VTUBERS so much, right? I think it's a great idea to become a VTUBER!! It's okay if you don't have talent, anyone can become a VTUBER!

>> No.9254954

>>9254276
People don't want to be Vtubers, they want to be successful Vtubers

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>>9254276
buddy I think you have the wrong field
/asp/ is two threads down the block

>> No.9255182
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>>9254276
I love Ange

>> No.9255264

>>9254276
I don't want to work. In any form
Vtubing included

>> No.9255358

>>9254276
I'm already wealthy, so the only motivation I'd have for doing so is for having a non zero chance of fucking my oshi and that's a terrible fucking idea that can only backfire.

>> No.9255537

>>9254276
>IF you are female*
Fix'd
>IF you are an asian male*
Fix'd 2

>> No.9255663

>>9254276
You've got the wrong board.
>>>/trash/wvt

>> No.9255699

Sorry I want to be an indie 2views only

>> No.9255838

>>9254276
>Why don't you become a VTUBER
When I get too excited playing videogames I yell "nigger" and "faggot" compulsively. I do not know why, but I do.

>> No.9255902

>>9254276
I have severe anxiety

>> No.9255970

>>9254276
I'm boring, socially awkward, and I wouldn't be able to deal with technical stream problems.

>> No.9256105

really? here in /vt/? the hive of holo redditor?
I have more faith in discord

>> No.9256170

I'll apply to Niji just so I can fuck Ange.

>> No.9256200

im an ugly 30 year old male, its too late

>> No.9256368

>.gif

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>>9256200
Just for reference
average 30year old male in nijisanji

>> No.9257089

>>9254276
>Why don't you become a VTUBER
im a male.

>> No.9257215

I'm entering this thread to proclaim how much I want to have SEX with Ange.
That is all.

>> No.9257288

>>9254954
Also female.

>> No.9257679

I've considered it, but I live with my parents and don't want them to hear me pretending to be a girl

>> No.9257885

>>9257063
Things are different in japan.

>> No.9258050

>>9254276
I'm gonna start streaming once I move into my new home.
Current apartment is too loud.

>> No.9258094

>>9257885
Things are the same in Japan back in 2018.

>> No.9258135

>>9255358
Can't you just use your massive wallet to do that?

>> No.9258145

>>9254276
i hate vtubers

>> No.9258156

>>9254276
Im not a girl

>> No.9258199

>>9255358
Simply create a 3D studio that rivals Hololives and offer it at a price cut since they outsource their 3D so you can have your oshi dressed in the thinnest clothes dancing around in your studio to your pleasure

>> No.9258818

I tried regular streaming and it made me realize i don't have any charisma, an avatar won't change that

>> No.9258855

>>9258818
There's only one way to get charisma. Keep doing it and keep pushing past your comfort zone

>> No.9258885

>>9258818
you don't need to talk just have boobs and wink

>> No.9258948

>>9258818
Charisma is just unfiltered autism.

>> No.9259011

>>9258885
I'm /m/ale so that's not an option
>>9258855
I tried, but it's hard to talk when you know there's no one there

>> No.9259033

>>9254276
Honestly everything aside, I hate holofags in this board and 99% of the reason is this thread
>hurrdurr vtubing is only good if you have 30k viewers!

like holy shit, yall are fucking retarded. Watch literally anything outside of hololive and you'd see that the streaming environments of <200 viewer streamers is way better than that over the 2k+ streams.

>> No.9259040

>>9259011
you're supposed to stream with an avatar not on a webcam and a wig

>> No.9259094

>>9254276
I can't play a game well while talking to chat.

>> No.9259274

>>9259094
you don't need to play well
just die a bunch and smash your controller before turning off the game

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>>9259033
But I watch Anya. The smallest NijiEN has more viewers than her.

>> No.9259367

>>9259040
My voice isn't really suited to pull off a babi and if i use a voice changer it'd be too obvious
https://voca.ro/1asvB92TpuuT
>>9258948
I'm unironically autistic, years of people reacting negatively to me sperging out lead to being too afraid to be more outspoken

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I would but I haven't literally become neither a woman nor Japanese yet. I'm 100% onboard when I get there.

>> No.9259412

>>9259367
do not redeem

>> No.9259443

I want Ange to make a homunculus of me so we can NTR it.

>> No.9259765

>>9254276
I can't even have innocent small talk or carry a conversation with people, I sure as shit couldn't talk nonstop for hours

>> No.9259850

>>9254276
If I were a girl I would apply
I don't want to be in a Holostars situation where I apply as a guy, be literally some 2view nobody, but not want to quit because I don't want to demoralize the other 2views who are locked in hell with me.

>> No.9259953

>>9254276
You people don't get it. I don't want to be a vtuber. I want the fame and glory. Or better yet, the glory of making someone famous. That's it. I WANT TO BE A MANAGER. LET ME MANAGE SOMEONE. WHICH INDIES IS IN NEED OF MANAGING??? GIVE ME AHHHHH!

>> No.9259964

>>9254276
Because I'm autistic in the creepy way not the cute/funny way like Leos or Aqua are.

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>>9254276
Because only 5% of male vtubers are actually well-known and not literally whos. And out of that 5% about half are Japanese. And the last thing I want is to be a shark tranny.

>> No.9265743

>>9263922
>5%
That's huge.
Do you realize how many literal who 2view female vtubers there are?

Also the top twitch vtuber is a male too

>> No.9265802

>>9254276
>>>A straight guy
>>Mediocre "singing" voice
>>Shit at competitive games, Mediocre at others
>>People whom I've met in the past confirmed that I'm as interesting as a can of beans
Gee OP, I wonder why? Why try when you already lost in the first place?

>> No.9269568

>>9255182
I wanted to get into Ange but she keeps talking about and interacting with dudes

>> No.9269579

>>9254276
I am a Vtuber
I can play guitar
I can't afford a model so i've ripped my "model" from a stock PNG, and I like to play fallout new vegas currently

>> No.9269595

As a man, I won't run the risk of getting doxxed, having my private life permanently plastered across the entire internet by commentary channels, and then being summarily deplatformed for not respecting women or misgendering someone as part of a publicity stunt by muh private companies. Even a sizeable chunk of money still wouldn't be worth the headache.

At this point I have as little love for the internet's priesthood of character assassins as Kevin Spacy has for the conspicuously deceased adults he allegedly molested as children, or Bill Clinton has for those poor departed souls investigating his "charity" organization, or both of them have for the seemingly murdered Jeffrey Epstein, or jilted investors have for the now dead Mcaffee.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that until tabloid journalists and their ilk unironically face the wall, I'd rather pursue more practical opportunities that aren't in the vicinity of celebrity or stardom. Let someone else put their reputation on the line to become a propagandist. I've no horse girl in this race.

>> No.9269630

>>9254276
>I want to be a himbo for fujos and gay weebs, and I'm not even Japanese!
rumao

>> No.9269633

>>9259320
Petra is actually on the same level as Anya most days

>> No.9269659

>>9269595
I don't think you have anything to worry about, there's only two or three people that watch male EN vtubers anyways

>> No.9269719

>>9265743
It's funny you bring up twitch, the platform where if you have more than 10 concurrent viewers on average you are in the top 5 percent of streamers in the world.
People really underestimate how many 2views there are in the industry

>> No.9269801

>>9269659
And not every wife divorces her husband. That doesn't mean the risk is acceptable. It's perfectly reasonable to believe Nijisanji won't die on a hill to stand by embattled male talent if one ever got popular and then the situation turned sour.

Female vtubers have an easier go of it because their gender insulates them from being unpersoned. Attacking a women and trying to drive her to suicide is considered in poor taste. The opposite holds true for men. People were celebrating when they drove both that game developer and Zero to suicide. So long as godless heathens on the internet glorify the public crucifixion of men, western male vtubing is best left to people I wouldn't shed a tear over if they got lynched by their own supposed fanbase.

>> No.9269803

>>9269719
for anyone curious https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/52d7e4cc-633d-46f5-818c-bb59102d9549?sort=VIEWER_COUNT_ASC
page after page of them...

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>>9255182
We sure love her, hey look this, she hot

>> No.9269912

>>9269801
Uh, they literally have a legal team in order to battle big rrats. If you do something stupid they won't help you but if you're being slandered for being a celebrity's mistress/bull they'll help

>> No.9270362

>>9255902
>>9255970
Sounds like you'd be perfectly qualified

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>>9255358
If you truly have fuck you money then you'd be able to send a few thousand dollars to me without even a second thought.
But I know you can't do that.

>> No.9270528

>>9254276
Sometimes i think about it just to collab with my oshi, but in the end socializing/networking is pain in ass, and to get out of 0 viewers hell without it needs galactic level of luck, as time changed compared to justin/own3d days.

>> No.9270579

>>9254276
No talent. No personality. Only good at talking shit on the internet.

>> No.9270615

>>9270362
If there was a market for having a panic attack every stream I would make it big, I can't even call my doctor sometimes so he was forced to open an email for me and even then I got too paranoid so we use an encrypting program for my messages

>> No.9270660

>>9270615
there is market for that though, girls only

>> No.9270703

>>9270660
That market is groomers. Specifically of the /vt/ flavor.

>> No.9270953

>>9269912
Anon please. DOING STUPID THINGS IS A MAN'S ROMANCE! Who'd want to watch some boring, safe, basic bitch of a fuckboy who gets carried entirely by his pretty boy model while having all the personality of a single wet sock? A man whose not embattled due to his own ill advised choices in life hasn't truly earned the right to be called a man!

As far as I'm concerned, any legal team that wouldn't have been able to save EDP is a legal team that should stick to representing crying women. And if they're not crying, just have them chop some onions before making a public statement. That seems to be more along the lines of what a small Japanese tech company can handle.

Until they can afford the Johnnie Cochran of streaming, they should probably get the most passionless, boring male vtubers they can find. Anyone with more will and charisma than a doormat should summarily be considered high risk.

>> No.9271023

>>9254276
My spirit is pretty crushed and ground down by life, or else I wouldn't be on this board. If I became vtuber it would be the most boring shit

>> No.9271204
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I just want a male version of Pippa. Someone that you can actually hang out with no filters holding back. There's a lot of ronery anons here. Someone should capitalize that. The tards on /wvt/ are too clean for my tastes and are more concentrated at playing vidya

>> No.9271333 [SPOILER] 
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>>9271204
Then stop being a lazy whore, do your foreign language reps and pick up a male vtuber who hails from a culture where people don't care if a man is crass, rude, or grooming his fans. The west's (and china's) addiction to outrage, public shaming and exponentially retributive justice (especially towards men) all but guarantees that the chuba you're looking for won't be long for whatever platform he streams on.

Now pick your vapid shallow insincere cookie-cutter brand-friendly punch-clock corporate mouthpiece from what's currently available and like him.

>> No.9271806

>>9271333
Is TCR still streaming?

>> No.9272068

>>9271806
Don't know, don't care. I just respect the massive balls a guy needs to put himself out there and get used as a communal analhole for years on end without any regard for the consequences. That's real heroism. Did some googling and apparently he actually got deplatformed and exiled to dlive or something. But I heard they also banned Fuentes, which just goes to show that there's no escape from global standards. You need to own your own infrastructure from the top down or use a foreign infrastructure free from western influence, otherwise even your domain registry and ability to process payments could also become a point of failure.

This is of course all relevant as the guy was a male streamer who interacted with viewers and played a character. You know, standard vtuber stuff. Supposedly even the people who hated him shed bitch tears when he went on hiatus. But he still got globohomo'd all the same. This is why Nijisanji will never have truly interesting and unfettered male chubas, because they'd likely get cancelled and deplatformed for one thing or another. There's also far comfier ways for a self respecting man to make money, even through manual labor for low wages, than to just spread your ass cheeks and let the entire internet have a go at you.

>> No.9279703

>>9271204
>Pippa
>no filters
lol ok

>> No.9282595

>>9254276
But vtubing is a talent. You have to be entertaining or you get no views.

>> No.9283307

>>9282595
>You have to be entertaining AND you get no views.
ftfy

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because just being a "cool and relatable" regular male streamer is about 10x easier and half the startup cost to being a 1,000 year old ikemen guy in a hoodie Vtuber #2150

>> No.9284094

>>9255358
>that's a terrible fucking idea that can only backfire
Weak. Do it, faggot. For all of us.

>> No.9286930

>>9255838
you could become the based vtuber. advertise yourself as such and they can't ban you for fear of being cringe

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