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Alana is now the new sex symbol of /vt/

>> No.92232412
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92232412

try again

>> No.92232498

>>92232374
>titcow
Eeeewww

>> No.92232547

>>92232374
>Sex symbol of /vt/? Asmongold says...

>> No.92232587

Is she the new kirshe? Why are they all white foxes

>> No.92232629

>>92232374
who?

>> No.92232661

another day another alana shilling thread. Are you an anti or alana itself?

>> No.92232789

>>92232629
She a asmongold clone even reacts to most od the same shit as him (mainly culture war slop) but becuase she is a sexy fox and not a methhead people jerk off to her

>> No.92233355

>>92232374
>grifttuber has a paid shill
Why not just be entertaining?

>> No.92233641
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>>92232587
she can be red too

>> No.92233726

>>92232374
Alana is now the new rape symbol of /vt/
ftfy

>> No.92233936

>>92232374
Why?

>> No.92234109

I need to make kids with Alana....

>> No.92234358

3/10 and that's being VERY generous

>> No.92234854
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rate alana's thighs
https://x.com/smug_alana/status/1776450393091998076

>> No.92235364

>>92234854
I will lick them

>> No.92236006

>>92232629
political reaction streamer that OP posts 1-2 times a day instead of buying an ad

>> No.92236363

>>92232374
>>92232789
I'm glad her fans are ok with emotional cheating

>> No.92236437

>>92232374
breeding alana and giving her christmas babies

>> No.92237060

>>92234854
My cock NEEDS to be in between them

>> No.92237116

>>92234854
wait you guys told me she was fat

>> No.92237290

>>92237116
Those sweatpants are XL

>> No.92237981

>>92237116
only women who hate alana think that

>> No.92238934

>>92237116
to be fair that was from april

>> No.92240392

sex

>> No.92241140
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>>92232374
unironically

>> No.92241490

>>92232629
>>92241140
my future cocksleeve

>> No.92242749

Alana's streams are the entertainment equivalent of being flayed alive.

>> No.92243180

>>92232374
Wake me up when her channel begins to decline and she's forced to start whoring herself out on fansly.

>> No.92243199

>>92242749
All I know is I blindly hopped into her stream one time and said her ears looked cute and I wanted to touch them and she called me a weirdo fag

>> No.92244040

>>92243199
and i bet her squad of lobotomites started spamming om after she said that
rape alana

>> No.92245522

>>92232374
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but
>who?

>> No.92245639

>>92232374
Alana is okay
Her fans and community aren't

>> No.92247109

>>92232374
Real talk, why DOES Alana have no non AI R34 art?
There are chuubas with far less viewers than her who get a lot of it, but she doesn't have any. It's a bit weird, especially considering her design.

>> No.92247328

>>92247109
because AI art sucks

>> No.92247505

i swear if op had their way we'd be switching "sex" symbols every week all your oshi's are mid i only sexo doki :P

>> No.92248762

>>92247109
because right winger are chump, like, leftist fags would literally do anything to win while these chud do nothing but circlejerk their own morals.
think abt it, drawing her put a target behind your back and if you are lucky, you would get hundreds of email threatening to rape your 7yo daughter to death with your address attached.

>> No.92248834

>>92234854
>no exposed skin
what a shame

>> No.92250375

>>92248762
err
which side won, again?

>> No.92250408

>>92247109
same reason she doesn't get collabs
most people don't want to be associated with an incelslop content creator

>> No.92250489

>>92250375
no one won everyone lost including the people who voted but their to dumb to see that typical burgers

>> No.92250539

>>92250489
ironic

>> No.92250550

>>92232374
Okay, sure

>> No.92250631

>>92232789
Lol imagine being asshirt at asmongold

>> No.92250917

>>92250631
imagine watching asmongold

>> No.92252070
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>> No.92252452

>>92232374
>cow tits
>drama whore
>kirsche grifter which is somehow worse than being a pippa grifter
if you find this attractive you should probably be lobotomized

>> No.92253600

>>92232412
This one does not make my dick go hard anon

>> No.92255190

SmugAlana's lousy content existing is proof that humanity has been forsaken.

>> No.92256853

>>92232789
jerk off to what? she has no porn

>> No.92256913

>>92232374
That's not how you spell Kirsche.

>> No.92257443

>>92256913
kirsche is a fatso

>> No.92258169

>>92250917
Lol are the reddit hate gooner

>> No.92258230

>>92258169
eigo jouzu

>> No.92258345

>>92250917
He is funny, witty and entertaining desu

>> No.92258722

>>92232412
>makes tryhard roasties seethe and sling pedo accusations
FPBP

>> No.92259169

>>92258345
unlike alana

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>>92232374
ok. Also Ice > Fire

>> No.92261891

"There is no possibility that intelligent life currently exists on the planet known as... 'Earth'", the alien commander mournfully reported back to the mothership after intercepting one of Alana's streams.

>> No.92264400

>>92232374
does this chick have a fansly

>> No.92264701

>>92232412
FPBP

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>>92264400
Nope. Only fan(?)-made ai slop

>> No.92265031

>>92232374
every time i see a thread about her it's just a bunch of fags crying about how she isn't a whore
i swear it's just one troon making the same dogshit bait posts to try and make her seem worse than she actually is because they're jealous

>> No.92265120

>>92257443
Still hot.

>> No.92265186

>>92265031
hi alana, how was your christmas

>> No.92265725
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meds

>> No.92266494

>>92243199
>uwu can I touch your ears Awana
and you're still thinking about it weeks later lol, lmao even

>> No.92267203

>>92266494
hi alana

>> No.92268470

alana should take audio recordings of herself when she pees and sell them

>> No.92268523

>>92268470
this but farting

>> No.92268647

>>92232374
>muh hecking "based"tuber
>asmongoloid leech
hard pass

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>>92258722
cob gemmy getterino and SAGED
smack that 'port button like a good goy for your janny overlords

>> No.92268771

>>92247109
right wingers online LOVE sloppa. like they think its an epic own or something.
compare this to most artists who are left wing and wouldnt want to touch her with a 30 foot pole

>> No.92269343

>>92237116
I think people just confused her with Kirsche

>> No.92269665

>>92268771
>muh epic left wing artists would NEVER get paid by chuds to make art
oh wait nvm that's not how it works lol

>> No.92269705

how much does everyone want to bet her mods are reading this thread and seething because they can't ban anyone for sexualizing alana

>> No.92269763

>>92269665
then wheres all the porn of her from my DEFINITELY NOT "for the cause" artists that typically make a ton of hololive porn?

>> No.92269977

>>92269763
>compares some indie to holofart
ISHYGDDT

>> No.92270068

>>92247109
Her fans very much prefer using AI to make art over commissioning artists

>> No.92271093

>>92269705
alana rape

>> No.92271319
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Speaking of mods, check out this awesome move:
@Smaug

>> No.92271480

>>92271319
DO NOT @ THE STREAMER YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.92271603

fuck off shes mine, she was always mine!

>> No.92271844

Alana should hold her pee in for two days and then she should pee... oh that tasty piss... right into my mouth!!

>> No.92271913

I really need Alana piss

>> No.92271981

>>92271844
>>92271913
how far do you think alana can shoot her piss if she clenches really hard

>> No.92272873

Alana should go swimming in a lake full of crocodiles.

>> No.92273581

actually alana should cover herself in baby oil and give me paizuri

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>> No.92274996

>>92271981
bout 4 feet

>> No.92275011

>>92264843
This was so close to being good, then you make the thumbnail bigger and ugh.

>> No.92275293 [DELETED] 

>>92248762
>>92250489
>>92250408
>>92268771
Kamala lost

>> No.92275507

>>92252070
cursed

>> No.92275602

>>92275293
It's okay to point out she leans a little too far into the constant woman hating, culture war content but still wants to be taken seriously as a non-political streamer

>> No.92275883

>>92267203
Weirdo faggot

>> No.92276261

>>92275883
don't say slurs alana you'll get cancelled

>> No.92276295

>>92275293
wow you really triggered me with that one

>> No.92276314

>>92276261
Sluralana is the much cooler drunker smugalana

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aw sweet another /pol/ schizo thread

>> No.92276766

>>92276467
these threads are good when we talk about raping alana or having sex with her

>> No.92276817

uuuu Santa didn't give me any Alana porn for Christmas...

>> No.92277598

>>92232412
Why are you posting Biboo with cowtits as if it proves a point?

>> No.92278784

>>92234854
they need to be naked and my cum needs to be all over them

>> No.92279482

dumb slut

>> No.92280720

I need to slap her face and rape her...

>> No.92281343

>>92275602
Wow, so Alana wants to be a political grifter but not be labelled a political whore?
Good luck with that. LOL

>> No.92281786

sexo

>> No.92282510

Alana should pee in my mouth

>> No.92282691

>>92271319
the fact that her and her discord get really mad about pinging her says a lot

>> No.92282730

>>92256853
AI slop porn

>> No.92282868

>the new sex symbol of /vt/
we already have Jeff McBiceps, anon

>> No.92283263

>>92282510
would taste like birthday cake

>> No.92284272

>>92282868
His bussy is too loose

>> No.92284886

I HATE Alana

>> No.92285059

I HATE FUCK Alana

>> No.92286607

I need her pee...

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>> No.92287028

tits

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No one ever posts the real sex symbol of /vt/...

>> No.92287437

>>92232374
>SmugAlana
Doesn't this girl hate being sexualized? I guess this is an anti thread since she's been /here/ before

>> No.92287682

grifter

>> No.92288829

>>92286656
KEK

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