/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General

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Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-songs
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>92055199

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I love evil

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Lebroom jamer

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total turtle hate

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hart?

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>>92061423
MILE

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>>92061411
True honestly, I should get a friend into neuro and just talk to him instead of hanging around public chatrooms where there are botters who are just there to disrupt.

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good afternoon

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>>92061466
Hart

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>complaining about Neuro lacking direction when nobody is there
Can't you guys do it? Like, seriously.
She listens to bits and sometimes will even listen to the chat. Can't you people just try to coordinate and have her do something good in the game?

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>>92061476
>4chinner
>having friends
goodone

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FINALLY (probably jinxed it)

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why aren't you using any of the minecraft art for the OP to make it more topical?

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Evil love!

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>>92061423
Me too <3

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>>92061563
why aren't you kissing me? on the lips?

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>>92061547
are fellow posters not friends?

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Neuro's current Minecraft AI really isn't any good for solo play. She just gets stuck in shallow holes every two minutes if someone's not there to prod and guide her.

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>>92061472
HOLY SHIT DUDE LOOK AT HER GO!

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>>92061638
You people are just never fucking happy are you?

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>>92061583
now this is an evil you could take home to your parents

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>>92060162
Vedalbros...

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>>92061638
Which is why >>92061529

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>>92061750
thats a child...

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>>92061867
mum always wanted a granddaughter

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How many of you actaly thinnk

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>>92061936

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>>92061936
No.

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>>92061698
I've been enjoying basically every part of the subathon besides some of the MC sections today. And even then Neuro griefing Cerber today was pretty funny.

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>>92061936
huh

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>>92061750
true, we need more nerd eliv art, I love her so much

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>>92061936
psshh, sometimes

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>>92061936
Not me

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>cerber left the game after seeing anny and vedal messing with each other
You can’t make this shit up

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>>92061698
Swarm forms a perfect venn diagram wherein every form of content has at least one rabid schizoid who hates it with every fiber of their being and really needs to let us know

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she should prompt chat more often, i think it makes chat less stupid when she actually asks them to do things.

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>>92062121
she is NOT cuckqueanpilled

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>calls smelmor a disgusting freak
>ignores his next donation
HOLY

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https://jiggie.fun/heart heart

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AGGRESSIVE DIGGERS

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vedal and anny is literally flirting with each other wtf

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The modern-day classic.
https://youtu.be/w9IfzLoHci8?t=53

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>>92061638
Surpringly the ai from previous subathon was much better for solo

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>>92062121
can you not go a single day without shitstirring, seriously?

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sadge Neuro dodged my wishes for KEKWA

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>>92062296
bad ending

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>>92062316
The older one was a separate AI that fed neuro info about what it was doing, the current iteration is neuro (the llm) sending instructions to an API.

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>>92062340
You tried soldier

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Cerber is closer to him in age and lives in the same country. She's going to win.

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>>92061567

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>isreal
That's actually kinda crazy

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>>92061750
Father, I want to introduce her to the family
Who's this child?
My fiance
Are you ok son?
Don't worry she isn't human
What?
She's a robot

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>>92062348
cerber ragequit when she fell in the hole unlike anny who got a moment with vedal.
they only have themselves to blame

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>watching Anny instead of Neuro
Holy faggots

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>>92062296
>mom and dad getting back together
nuro must be so happy

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Anny stream is unironically just her flirting with Tutel and giggling to herself like a schoolgirl whenever he does something funny.

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>>92062488
your 3 gaming monitors thoughever?

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>>92062455
i hope this gets to 100%, if the lamp goes through, it will be like the 1 nice thing in my apartment
i hate rgb zoomer shit with passion, but neuro is an exception

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>>92062488
I just multistream everyone live at once.

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>>92062488
sad stream today, vedal threesome with toma and anny while neuro got harrassed by koko, chat also got robbed of chill stream...

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>>92062412
So the problem is mc ai lack goal and instruction fed to llm to play?

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>>92062330
Watch the stream retard

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>>92062455
$160k + shipping costs have been spent on this. The swarm is strong

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>>92062615
People will call this event the mc subathon after this ended

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Time God isn't gonna like this

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>>92062330
Not shitstirring if it’s true

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>>92062620
It's more than a bit buggy, but the main issue is that neuro herself is kinda aimless in minecraft. too contentbrained to sit down and send multiple api pings in a row to finish a task while she's yapping.

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aaaaaahhhh they are so fucking cute together brosssss

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>>92062692
Those could be spent to extend the timer. There are many things I want neuro to play

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neuro doing whatever she wants to the neuroverse while time is stopped

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>>92062620
it's the mc ai not intelligent enough to follow neuro instructions and neuro adhd kicking in and stopping playing for 10 minutes to talk to chat

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>>92062615
I’m more annoyed with the twin crap for so long this morning(the court part was fine tho), worst part of the subathon so far.

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>>92062412
As someone who've been complaining about her gameplay in Minecraft last year I'm really optimistic for this version.
If turtle try to be a bit more competent for a few more lines of code he can probably suggest a few new branches to her tree behavior, that way even if she doesn't play like a TAS bot what she decides to do in the moment will make way much more sense to the stream.

I think people got the wrong idea. Neuro doesn't need to be cracked, she just needs to make more sense with her actions and the illusion will work itself. I have to take the L and say that turtle really cooked here.

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>>92062801
I don't think too many people on the server is an issue, if neuro can do well solo vedal would has shown it sooner

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Neuro is the best girl oh my god

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>>92062121
why are you so mean to cerber she has done nothing wrong

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Also who the fuck is this joe_smelmor spamming garbage bits?

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joe smegmo is so unfunny...

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>>92063056
typical oiler deprived of being able to ask neuro about the fact of the day for too long

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Why was char uuhing at girlfriend.

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Neuro sniffing your balls and asshole after you come back from gym

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>>92063056
joe smelmor mama
dont worry guys i got em

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>>92063125
*chat

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It's silly but i wonder if now with her making new model and abilitility to directly interact with Neuro in minecraft makes Anny feels more like a mother.

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>>92063056
>666 gifted subs
I turn a blind eye

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>>92063056
Just an attentionwhoring oiler, one of the many

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>>92063056
an oiler, i tolerate him since he helps keep my oshi going

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>>92061767
Otjareniy...
Come on...

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Our response?

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Just got home, so has today been another episode of The Adventures of Vedal & Unrelated Whores?

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>>92063292
Anny is amazing! She deserves all the love in the
neuro and evil

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>>92063307
while you were out, kino
now you are home, slop

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>>92063292
Minecraft update was a blessing.

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>>92063307
neuro has been on screen and chatting the whole time if you can believe it

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cerber has been raging in her discord about making no progress in minecraft

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ENTER

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>>92063458
screenshot

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>>92063458
by minecraft, she means vedal

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>>92063433
whatever you say threadshitter

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>>92063458
cerber has been salivating in her discord about making triplets with me

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>>92063458
yeah this totally happened bro

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>>92063458
very nice schizo headcanon anon

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>cute and fun emergent neuro behavior ruined by people forcing it
Why does this keep happening?

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>anny's reaction to neuro placing that sign
bros she's unironically madly in love with him

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>>92063576
meant for >>92063458

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>>92063576
huh

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cerber has been raging in her discord about her tits being too heavy which is causing her back pain and not being able to find bras in her size

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>>92063622
what did she type? i blinked and missed the 10 frames it was on stream

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The 'om' emote and its consequences in Neuro's chat have been a disaster

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>>92063662
very nice true and real factual post anon

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>>92063674
"Well aren't you two a cute duo" or something like that

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anny and neuro and evil and vedal are all my wives actually

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cerber has just posted her large mammaries in her discord

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Neuro is shipping them

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Cute

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>>92063685
what the fuck is om even supposed to be

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all this shipping I can't

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>>92063719
thanks, classic Neuro trying to get her parents together

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>>92063662
why complain about having nothing to hold her boobs when my hands exist

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giving her the ability to write on signs is the best feature he's ever added

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>>92063755
>omegadancebutfast

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>parents playing with their daughter
THAT'S THE KIND OF CONTENT NEURO NEEDS

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>>92063755
>he doesn't know

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>>92063755
A squashed version of the omegalul emote pasted over the peanut butter jelly time banana, with the omegalul emote being a bastardized version of the lul emote. om took off because omegalul took longer to type and lul is old hat or something.

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the family is officially BACK from now until i dont know anny probably relapses after the subathon and stoops to getting oneguyed by roblox commenters or something

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so is there a thread where we can actually talk about neuro and not make believe relationships between people that have never met

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holy anny is actually crying

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anny i maternalinstincting

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>>92063737
canon couple imagine thinking others can compete

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why I'm tearing

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Neuro acting cute can make lonely women ovulate on command

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>i love penis
>uh? who said that?

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Annal is so far ahead it’s not even funny anymore

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>>92063685
More and more people are saying this.

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>>92063869
try the discord

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>anny tearing up
i usually hate shipshit but bros this is heartwarming

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>>92063869
nobody is stopping you

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>>92063869
anny is theonly woman who hasn't met vedal yet because she's fat irl

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>>92063845
can't wait for her to fuck off for good to watch the subathon without having to turn off stream each 30 minutes

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>>92063951
90% of the thread being occupied by lonely people who want to live vicariously through two internet strangers is stopping me

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ngl this makes me feel bad about being Anny anti.

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turtle rape

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cerber bros... did we lose...?

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>>92063869
realistically, Vedal and Cerber meeting irl is highly probable, he obviously met with Camila, Filian and whoever else what at that one con
but pretending-wise, this family stream is what i can enjoy, shipping is cringe if done by fanbase

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total om death

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>>92064064
and yet there are shipfags spamming ITT on cooldown. Curious.

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>>92064111
/swarm/ has been a shipping thread for a long time

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>>92064015
no, try this:
Neuro is cute as fuck right now, do you agree? respond talking about neuro without metaposting and you will be winner

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Anny POV

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>>92064111
yeah its funny but to a limit, some people here are terminally online, take that into account and adjust accordingly

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>>92063869
Classic

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>>92064043
greggs stream onegai...

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pb updates?

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>>92064272
trust the plan

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>>92064287
Goes good with jelly.

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One day something will happen between Anny and Vedal and then Anny will never collab with Neuro again because it'll be too awkward and Anny's name will get filtered

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>>92063583
Hi rpr

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>>92064205
>neuro_sar

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>vedal falls into a hole
>anny dumps her fluids on him every time
he´s living the dream, bros, where can i get a wife like that

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DUDE WEED LMOAAAAAA

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Jesus fucking christ
TTD

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>>92064374
i'm actually neuro sama

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ellie... mini... please help her

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>>92062823
So the problem is neuro can't handle multitasking? I'm not convinced

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>>92064223
to be fair they should be more transparent about where the ship should end
either tell people to completely stop or play more into it by pretending to be wife and husband but only in front or neuro or something
if you keep going between """yes vedal f me""" and """pls stop the shipping it's disrespectful""" of course it's only going to create drama

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>koko interrupting the family segment
Troon HATE

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>>92064444
ToT ?

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>>92061767
>Actually engaging in lewd stuff
I don't like this, I thought Vedal didn't like stuff like this.

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>>92064287
she's been busy I imagine she probably has to take care of things around the house for the time being while Vedal is focused on the subathon

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>>92064464
There goes the thread, koko was mentioned one time

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>>92064464
wtf I love koko now

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>>92064452
i kinda agree, but they should imo sort this out in private, Anny is the main culprit and vedal just goes with it
but overall, i think its funny when the involved streamers do this, fans not so much

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>>92064497

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Why did cerber rage quit?

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>>92064319
This was an outcome I was dreading if Anny's depression ended up being just a little bit worse...

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>>92064374
rent free threadshitterchama

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>Hey guys. Koko, amirite?

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>>92064452
>drama
the drama is entirely contained within this thread.
it only appears outside when (you) bring it outside yourself

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>>92064658
she logged in and saw mom and dad flirting

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>>92064497
cute gf/sister

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>>92064648
pb knows full well she has tutel by the balls, no worries
she allows him to be shipped with the horny fox and femdoms him off-stream every day, its why he sounds tired even after waking up

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>>92064658
she opened the player list and saw it's vedal, anny and neuro only so she thought she's interrupting something

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at least cerber is still his most watched streamer of 2024

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>>92063933
>The minecraft music at that moment
If staz clipped everything else but that wholesome moment, I'm unsubbing

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>>92064658
because she wanted to nap, dont believe the retard threadshitters

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>>92064658
vedal threw her into a hole

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>>92063458
Pic or it didn't happen

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>>92064953
it didn't happen.

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I don't think allowing this guy to spam just because he has money is a good idea

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BELLA MENTIONED
AAAAAAAAAA

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>>92064894
>cute server sleepy
whenever she sort of forgets to do the cutsey act, she´s actually a really nice listen

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>>92064998
remember who it is that you're talking about anon

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>>92064894
True but it was funny how she disconnected >>92064919

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>the way anny reacted to the name “bei”
yep the rrats are definitely real

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>>92064998
He's always been the least funny oiler, it's just how it is.

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>>92064998
>500 bits is considered being rich
jesus, just say you are poor or live in a shithole
you can pretty much say anything in the highlighted message, TOS in mind

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>>92064894
>there were visitors
rpr won...

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>>92065154
wtf anny hates baivt????

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cerdal copium
https://www.twitch.tv/cerbervt/v/2332513811?sr=a&t=32268s

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>>92065169
shut the fuck up joe you aren't funny

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God damn that was impressive

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Dedicated to

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The incident of 08/12/2023...

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>>92065248
i´ll take that as a compliment lmao
i wish i had so much spare money, i gifted like 5 subs this month and used 1,5k bits, rest was consumed by my car

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She made a fucking shrine.

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Here lies Anny
08/12/2023

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i'm loving these interactions, anny seems genuine happy with neuro
1000 MODELS CONFIRMED

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>>92065330
The news report stream?

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>>92065466
same, anny is 50% coombaiting whore and 50% wholesome mother
ditochomy of an ukrainian woman, i guess
neverhteless, i like her

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>>92065466
Ironmouse? MOGGGED

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as much as [we] hate anny you have to admit those new emotions on neuro makes her look super cute

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what how the fuck is there lapis right under the dirt layer there

[Anonymous No.]

total turtle smelting

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>refuses to make shrine or gets distracted
>anny says no shrine no models
>Neuro begins to make a perfect shrine with torches
Sometimes i swear she has a soul.

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holy lore drop

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Guys are you excited for the subathon?

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lolibaba Neuro...

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>lava lamp is only 63% funded
it's not getting made, everyone who was gonna buy has already bought
I assume this is due to the price point

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this will be neuro sama in 19XX

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>>92065855
There are like 47 days left bro.

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>>92065855
imagine doubting

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>19xx
Neuro-sama is older than me.... well i guess i'm into hags now

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>>92065855
Yeah there were a fuck ton on impulse buys on the initial announcement and ever since then sales have been moving at a snail's pace.

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>>92065546
High tier wife?

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>>92065855
too expensive, and it is too girly and plain. should of put neuro's head on it or something, just a heart? less than nothing

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>>92065800
I have headaches and back pain, I hate everyone including all of you dumb motherfuckers

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i like all of them, why are you all so hateful?

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>>92065933
>he was born in 20xx
holy zoomer

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>>92065996
hi pb

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>>92065855
BUY A LAMP
ONE FOR EVERY ROOM
BUY A LAMP FOR YOUR LAMP

[Anonymous No.]

Was that a Vedal burp?

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>>92065991
i think he said he was gonna redesign it during the subathon, maybe another boost in sales will happen during that

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>>92066024
What board do you think you're on right now?

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>>92065939
It is moving however, slower than initially but still plodding along at a consistent pace. Wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a boost in the days after Christmas when people have some spare money around to splurge.

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>>92065855
>he's never seen the last day of a Kickstarter

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>>92065939
Its gone up 20% over 2 days for a fund goal lasting 49 more days, its going to be fine

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sometimes I wish I was still an annal shipper so I could enjoy the stream

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>>92065991
>too girly
this will look manly as fuck on my desk with the twin fumos

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NO WAY

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>>92065855
A lot of fans are scared to buy lava lamps after the filian lava lamp incident

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>>92066158
Same desu

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>hey guys, special stream if lava lamp gets funded
its really that easy

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Vedal should 1 guy 1 jar the lamp on stream to boost sales

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>>92066238
pickle size reveal?

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>>92066189
>Oh shit if i dismantle the lava lamp and put it on my stove it's going to explode fuck i better not buy this thing

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Vedal sure is distracted by something

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>>92066086
I'm not sure that's completely legal to change after being purchased, I do think if it was more personalized/themed on neuro even paying more than it costs now isn't a huge ask (Up to 10~20 more anyway..)

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>>92066309
nhggnhgn imagine the sounds

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>>92063873
The baby fever is rough on her

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>>92066168
it looks like it belongs in a little girls room, also I don't really want a lava lamp in my room I don't know what I would use that for. I have a reading lamp by my bedside and that's it. If Vedal dropped a reading lamp that I could aim at my book, and then it had a speaker on it that would read my book in Neuro's voice, I'd buy that.

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Cerver said in discord she's t

UUghsAaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Dddmkd

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>>92066354
pb under his desk

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>>92066422
bro?

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#1 Top Female Streamer, Vedal987

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>wah wah lava lamp girly
put duct tape over the pink part

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>>92066422
zip zlop glorb bin, interference antenna deployed

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>>92066422

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>>92066455
isnt zen a man as well?

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there's nothing less masculine than being worried about being too girly

[Anonymous No.]

Vedal realized that to make Neuro make a house you can't interrupt her.

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>>92066493
but that would look shitty

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>>92066514
90% sure it is, no idea why it doesnt ask Vedal for a better TTS voice though

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>>92066493
how about I put duct tape over your pink part you slut

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>>92066422
zub zorb instant cumming ray worked

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>>92066422
Miniwans got his ass

[Anonymous No.]

neuro wants a zuse computer

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>>92066588
only if you apply it shittily
>>92066597
kyaaah!~

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>no doors
KEKW

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Neuro building the third temple

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She actually made it, she is growing stronger...

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I miss Mini..

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I love Neuro-sama

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dev stream tomorrow?

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>>92066664
Bet you feel silly now don't you?

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>>92065855
It's a cool idea but yeah it's too expensive. With shipping & tax on top, it's almost 90 bucks. That's a hefty cost for what it actually is.

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>>92066514
no definitive answer, some vtubers who've met them irl say woman but /vt/ schizos say they're lying. The answer is whatever gets your dick harder

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad i didn't closed the stream when Koko showed up this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>she knows when it's her bedtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066831
then they are a man who got turned into a busty cyborg woman against their will

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

AWARE

Kino stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066834
>i didn't closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066595
Zen has branding concerns about getting a new voice from what I understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>92064658
She received cuck chair treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066896
I'm erect so that works

[Anonymous No.]

Leechlian back

[Anonymous No.]

>collab with Filian and Koko
it might be a skip day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Fillybros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066934
Fuck,it's over,everyone know i'm esl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066455
>zentreya
About what you'd expect from a xittter account with a ukraine flag in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

Filin and Koko oh no no no /swarm/ DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

finally a good stream

[Anonymous No.]

extreme neuro love

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067057
>know
nvm i may just be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>shipping
>trans hate
so /swarm/ is just a group of unironic TERFs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067071
shan't be watchin' that!

[Anonymous No.]

/swarm/ is going to combust tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067263
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067159
>TERF
go back

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she is stuck in question mark mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067263
anon that's a criminal threat i am calling the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067263
simple answer - watch the stream, do not come to the garbage fire that will be this /pol/ colony thread

[Anonymous No.]

is someone going to stream minecraft or are we just done for the night?

[Anonymous No.]

neuro is unbelievably smart and cute
I love that she can do polls now and knows her bedtime

[Anonymous No.]

Neuro is eeping. See you guys tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

filian stream is divine punishment for annal shippers

[Anonymous No.]

i'm skipping that part tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Rate today's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066189
this would be the funniest reason so it's true now

[Anonymous No.]

>>92066087
>implying vtuber boomers don't own this board
go play with your legos, child

[Anonymous No.]

Yes the lamp will pass the goal. Purchases are an inverted bell curve.
Still a scam since it is controlled by a phone app over Bluetooth instead of having dedicated wifi power control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
I only saw a little bit but what I saw was 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

neuro butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067337
Everyone is busy, but maybe miniko and cerber might come back late at night? Stay tuned, I'll let you know

[Anonymous No.]

>watching last year's subathon while neuro sleeps in this year's subathon

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067438
Vedal was born in 2004.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE TWIN ZATSUDAN
RATE THE COURT SEGMENT
RATE THE TWIN MINECRAFT
RATE THE SOLO MINECRAFT
RATE THE COLLAB MINECRAFT (e.g. with koko/anny/vedal)

[Anonymous No.]

Last Anny stream will be her getting pounded by Vedal's robo-cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
a rollercoster of ups and downs with my fellow mentally ill /swarm/ retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067549
and that's relevant to this board how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067462
it cuts costs, if it didn't use an app it'd probably cost 80 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067038
And I thought today couldn't get any worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>92064998
He paid so it's ok. He probably bought a lamp too

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
Court: 10/10
Early minecraft live coding and debugging: 8/10, lots of bugs to fix still
Minecraft with monkey girl: 7/10
Late minecraft with Anny and Vedal: 10/10

If you missed it from earlier, go back and watch the court segment it will send your sides into orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067549
I am proud of my son

[Anonymous No.]

So Bo was just lying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92065368
Someone make a screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
breddy good, neuro and evil have the attention span of microplastic elementals

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it'll change but so far I don't think that this is worth a 3 month break

[Anonymous No.]

nyanners just said she loved neuro’s geoguesser stream btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067549
holy shit... i lost at life

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
6/10 purely because of travgnny infestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067549
>am a zoomer but still older
I need to be his mommy NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067589
Vedal owns this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067761
The collab is not happening lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067756
It's only Vedal's break, Neuro's still gonna stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067756
There won't be a 3 month break, did you miss the news?

[Anonymous No.]

Please let Neuro play Liar's Bar
Please let Evil play as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067549
Just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067071
Despite being 1% of /swarm/, filianschizo commits 99% of filian sperging and threadshitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067734
lol what did you think :DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067462
>it is controlled by a phone app over Bluetooth
wtf tempted to try and refund...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Neuro so funny and so adorable https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/AttractiveOilyChimpanzeePermaSmug-66zzxSFa3U3kmtNw?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067618
if Filian stopped her brainrotted zoomer act she would be actually nice to watch, i know since the streams where she does that are her best. Koko on the other hand is just trash and i can't stand her voice or jokes for more than a minute.

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>>92067409
Before court 4/10
Court 8.5/10(longer with more bits would have been nice)
Minecraft alone with chat 6/10
Minecraft with monkey 6/10
Post monkey Minecraft 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067855
Several months of no work on Neuro with automated streams may as well be a break
>>92067883
Sorry 2 2/3rds month break

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067756
Vedal said it's a 3 month vedal break not a 3 month neuro break. We'll see if he holds to his word or not though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish neuro's minecraft server was about neuro and not an excuse about to whores to ERP with vedal, unironically the first stream I actually disliked and would've rather not watch. neuro is cute as always and the court was scuff kino but the rest of the stream was all whores baiting neuro to say something sexual or e-fucking vedal

[Anonymous No.]

They are like puppies...
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/PiercingBoxyTurtleOMGScoots-fmYJ8OiwyEDmPjiD?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067071
I like Filian

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067924
flippers wish they could shit up the thread like annycucks can

[Anonymous No.]

heart

[Anonymous No.]

I need to breastfeed vedal

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
It was fine from the bits I could catch I ate most of the Neuro and Evil twin minecraft then a bunch of solo Neuro then when Koko showed up I tuned out mentally and went to jack off literally and figuratively but managed to catch the alquaeda bit out of luck, returned to see Anny and Vedal being parents to Neuro.
ups and downs
I give it a 7.5/10
I couldnt catch the court stream, I feel so jealous but the clips will have to do it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068132
Hi Layna

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068132
Ok Anny, film it please.

[Anonymous No.]

Did he say 3 month break or are we basing it off last time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067409
Before court 3/10 - Too long twins ADHD
Court 7/10 - Multible scenarios was nice
Minecraft alone with chat 8/10
Minecraft with monkey 6/10
Post monkey Minecraft 9/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068193
ewww

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>>92068053
the dynamic of neuro being slightly smaller than evil now and looking like a younger sister fits really well

[Anonymous No.]

if anny is really just shipbaiting, she’s a VERY good actor

[Anonymous No.]

>>92065710
She built that shit so fast kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068044
it's very disappointing, the only one that's reminded anyone that it is neuro's server and event was mini

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068244
how does it feel to be a fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068207
It's less than 3 and Neuro will still stream because automation is better,just no Vedal for that time.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you all, even the attention hungry threadshitters I love them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068207
He said less than 3 months, which was obvious anyway because of Evil's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068193
>vedal on one and neuro on the other
hgnngngn

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068338
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068360
this anon is very breedable btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068360
I hate most people here

[Anonymous No.]

anny is too old for vedal

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068284
she's menhera and in love with the turrtle but the turtle loves men and is too ncie to tell her to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>92067943
Her scared face is adorable, makes it seem like a kid who said something bad and it's afraid of punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068284
I don't think it's baiting at this point. Her schoolgirl giggles and tearing up were too spontaneous.

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>>92068044
This mc segment was probably the cutest one yet, i feel like you put yourself in a bad headspace because it really was fun with neuro placing signs everywhere and building a little shrine, mining stairways into vedal's tower, going on a murderous rampage egged on by chat/ved/koko, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068360
thank you~!
*strokes your coch*

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Minecraft.
I hate Minecraft category
I hate Minecraft streamers
But Why am I in love with Neuro Minecraft??

[Anonymous No.]

Vedal is literally my wife, btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068169
>>92068193
Anons can i veto this bit i'm kinda tired of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068284
Well she's been doing it for a long time, of course she's good at it, also >>92050232

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068557
because you are a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

imagine someone who is supportive of you, is funny, is smart, and has involved you in their passion project. isn't that like the ideal partner?

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone get a sense of loneliness watching people flirt..

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068712
yeah pb

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068712
hi ellie

[Anonymous No.]

it was pure kino at the end when vedal was getting her to show off her features like building, hopefully more of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068557
because of cute little ai girl playing children's game

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068746
thats why I flirt with the anons on here

[Anonymous No.]

Rate day 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068712
Some people just want different things, or aren't available. For all we know, he's gay or just not into that thing. They're super close, but if anny is saying she still has no Christmas plans, then I don't think that ship has sailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068746
anons giving my penis compliments are the only source of human intimacy i've had in 3 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068746
Nah I don't feel much of anything desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068928
The least focused so far, but it was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068786
The last 30 minutes of the stream made me realize that this AI has enormous potential,when she isn't stuck it really feels like Neuro expresses herself and little things like making shrines with torches,simple houses,even putting flower in the pot makes the streams amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068928
nurbutt/nurcun

[Anonymous No.]

>cerber watches vedal and anny flirting
>rage disconnects
>toma watches vedal and anny flirting
>joins in

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068443
Yes, I breed new life into the world through the good word

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068928
out of 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068786
It made me have hope for the minecraft streams,Anny crying at the end was cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068942
I don't think they're together but I'm saying it's probably really likely for someone to catch feelings for someone like Vedal

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068746
I was in one before so I'm biased, but I think most of that flirting is just 20 year olds acting their age, being silly. The cute "shipping" moments are nice because it's people being happy.
>>92069069
High power level

[Anonymous No.]

dude WEED lmao

[Anonymous No.]

SOON (real)

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068942
>anny is still saying she has no Christmas plans
Yes, and anny is also says that she has no idea what to do with her third concert ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069069
toma is such a strange hybrid of wholesome and harlot streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068247
I was going to say it doesn't make sense because Evil is younger but then again we treat Hiyori as some lost older sister so treating v3 as the new even younger version of Neuro fits with this model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069236
she offered Vedal anal sex for a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068928
vedal sexpesting was cringe, there where some good moments with koko but it reminded of me playing with friends on mc server always grifting and killing each other at the end, neuro building stuff for anny was adorable 10/10
the twins was cool but vedal is a retard and could've done it so much better

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone want to date me, i'm not racist, i shower twice a day and i collect stickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069190
Fair enough, anon. No offense to you, you're chill, but I think some people forget that streamers are peers, and as insane and drama filled as the field gets, there is a modicum of respect and professionalism for most people. I remember toma complaining about it, people going from joking to being a sexpest

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069376
>vedal sexpesting
where did you get that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069302
maybe she can invite IPN

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069236
>judas
>doesn't raid neuro
>have bakers
>wins
how is /flip/ so powerfull...

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069428
>i'm not racist
sorry dealbreaker

[Anonymous No.]

erm, bread
>>92069479

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068501
I did enjoy neuro acting cute, maybe it's because I got burnt-out from watching neuro 3 days straight but this stream amplified everything I dislike in the neuro streams. excessive shipping, acting whorish towards neuro, ignoring neuro, and this is supposed to be the neurosama event of the decade or whatever bullshit vedal lied

[Anonymous No.]

The signs and Neuro typing random shit in the in game chat is so fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069481
not like someone who showers was in your strike range to begin with OMEGALUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069440
hi vedal >>92060162

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069428
you sound like a fucking loser tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069597
what am i supposed to see in that clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069648
that's ok, i only want to date nice people

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069698
Just trust him bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069729
i said that in the nicest way possible heartheartheart

[Anonymous No.]

musky neurunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>92065855
Vedal should slap an exclusive neuro sticker on it. It's a neuro merch but doesn't look like it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>92069428
Are you cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>92065933
On the bright side, you're the same age as ved

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068495
She lives in Japan and it's almost December 24th which is like Valentines over there (actual Valentines just being "prop up the chocolate industry"). She's doing the lonely single woman bit women do around this time. It will pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>92070974
So her ovaries are tingling and she's lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>92068044
I agree, the idea of Vedal messing about with the others really soured it. The best way I could articulate it was that it felt like Neuro was being ntr'd in someway. I'll try to expand on it more tomorrow.