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What would having biboo as a gf be like?

>> No.91460266 [SPOILER] 
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>>91460197
it would involve a lot of correcting for her bratty behavior
LIKE THIS

>> No.91460308

>>91460197
Illegal

>> No.91460362

>>91460197
Cunny sex. LOTS of Cunny sex. EVERYDAY.

>> No.91462002

>>91460197
rocky

>> No.91463588

>>91460197
nonstop sex

>> No.91463659
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>>91460197
You need stone dick

>> No.91464096

>>91460197
not appealing. itd be like dating your little sister

>> No.91464195

>>91460197
insufferable alphatard brainrot 24/7

>> No.91464492

>>91464096
hot

>> No.91465560

>>91460197
it would be extremely cringe

>> No.91465720

>>91460197
Horrible. Only someone who has never been in any sort of romantic relationship would want to date someone like her.

>> No.91465808

>streams for 12 hours
>does hololive work
>cant have sex im too tired from streaming
>streams for 12 hours

>> No.91466070

>>91465808
imagine the smell

>> No.91466135

>>91460197
If we're being 100% realistic it would be pretty horrible
Worth it though

>> No.91467787

>>91460197
Pretty good, we've been happy for awhile

>> No.91468075

>>91460197
>wake up anon, we have to grind [game]!
>brush your teeth if you want your morning kiss "windshield wiper laugh*
>okay that was a good 4 hour session, time to eat
>Ugh you want a quickie..? okay hurry up i gotta stream
>*gets tilted on stream*
>ANON GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, DANG IT!

>> No.91468091

>>91460197
probably great before hololive, but now she does so much, it'd be like having it in name only. reminder if you ever quantum leap your way to the past, groom her before she joins

>> No.91468124

I hate how many ex-chumbuds have latched onto her as Gura 2.0 and disregarded how uniquely superior she is.

>> No.91468302

You'd have to constant watch her to make sure Biboo doesn't get carried off by a tardigrade or something.

>> No.91468384

>>91460197
Having a sugar lolibaba is pretty nice

>> No.91468484

>>91460197
Playing a lot of games together and spoiling her with headpats and hugs during day and during night full nelson midair pumping and treating her like squeeking onahole

>> No.91468735

>>91468075
hot

>> No.91468956

Impossible, as I'm not japanese and work visas are very limited
At least pebbles are happy knowing she's safe from japanese herbivore men while in hololive

>> No.91471084

>>91465808
she's perfect

>> No.91471231

>>91468075
>ANON GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, DANG IT!
Literally all worth it for this. I'd use my 45~ cm of height difference to use her like a toy.

>> No.91471519

>>91460197
girlfriend?? bro she looks 10

>> No.91471723

>>91471519
Womanlets need boyfriends too. Ideally ones like me, who are 40-50cm taller than them so their children will be bigger and stronger on average.

>> No.91474300

pedo

>> No.91474675

>>91471519
out of 10

>> No.91475893

>>91460197
>needs mom who's smaller than her to drive her around in the states
>will be up in the dead middle of the night stalking her co-worker's streams
>generally obsessed with her job
>broadline pedo fanbase asking for baby fanservice
>having to hear you gf talk like that and have a pacifier in her mouth
Not looking good to be honest.

>> No.91476075

>>91475893
that sounds just awful ToT

>> No.91478149

>>91460197
Just date me and you'll know

>> No.91478273

>>91478149
are you a cute loli?

>> No.91478305

>>91478149
What did he mean by this

>> No.91481195

>>91460197
the fact that she canonically doesn't have feet is a dealbreaker for me

>> No.91481265

>>91481195
Its the opposite, she confirmed she has normal feet and her mama also said its she has crystal boots

>> No.91481357

>>91481265
biboo sex is back on the menu

>> No.91484235

>>91464096
As someone who doesn't have a little sister and is the youngest child, I see this as an absolute win.

>> No.91484376

>>91478149
when and where? just say the word

>> No.91484427

>>91484376
anon. thats a guy

>> No.91484657

>>91460197
>Genuinely one of the sweetest people you could ever meet.
>Would have a sister/best friend dynamic with you.
>Cute and funny gamer weeb girlfriend
>Infectious laugh
>Kosexy lolibaba

SHE'S PERFECT!!!!!

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>>91464096
>not wanting to date your little sister
faggot.

>> No.91485943

>>91485882
I think he meant your real blood sister. not step sister

big difference

>> No.91485994

>>91460197
For the most part, nonverbal tiktok scrolling or solo gaming. Not being in the loop with her zoomer trends would be a dealbreaker cuz she's termiamlly online and quotes memes irl like it's normal vocabulary. Shed expect you to take her on dates but the fanciest it would get would be going to the movies. Very needy and desperate for someone to take care of her necessities. Mostly low libido but once in a blue moon something in her would activate and shed beg for 5 hours of bedbreaking.

>> No.91486049

>>91485943
still a faggot

>> No.91486128

>>91460197
Just Like Heaven

>> No.91486221

>>91460197
Quoting Vergil in the bedroom to ensure that you stay motivated.

>> No.91487036

>>91460197
I think having Bijou as a good friend would be really great!

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>>91460266
jesus christ anon this is a blue board

>> No.91488731

>>91460197
How can you imagine someone tiny like her popping out babies?

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