/wg/ - Writing General - Christmas Market Edition

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This is the writing thread, for all things VTuber fanfiction. Our works cover a wide variety of different stories ranging from greentext shitposts, full-length adventure novels and smut that’s been tuned to capture (almost) every fantasy.
You can check out the three years' worth of stories we’ve written in the archive below: https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

"Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction?"
Yes.

Previous thread: >>91152724
(Where we discussed motivation, being housebroken by Azki, shenanigans with Biboo, 99 problems, and daughterfics)
/wg/ rentry: https://rentry.org/wgrentry/

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em.

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Story Recap. There were zero stories posted last thread.

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save me gyaru wife...save me...

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>ririsanta visiting your house, eating your sausages and putting a pokemon card inside your stockings

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>>91377112
Im gonna give ririsanta a riricreampie on her ririwomb

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>Spilled blackberry Ginger ale all over my computer minutes before I have to leave for work
>Come home, clean as much of the sticky shit off my GPU and everything else as I can
>It's fine
Fucking Christmas Miracle oh my god. Arigatou Ririsanta

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>>91378267
You better take riresponsibility

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>>91358442
I remember you... you scumbag! I'm the one you battled that one time, the anon you're talking to inherited those Aqua reaction images from me.

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>>91338117
My wife being posted in my writing thread? What an unexpected crossover.

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>>91385307
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Jewel breeding, Bijou is the most compatible Jewel for humans?

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>>91382236
There are no children anymore Bijou, just adults spawned from the womb.

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>>91385952
I will create a race of people who practice genetic engineering like Abh from the Seikai series, but instead of the goal being better adaptation for living in space it's going to be all about creating the cutest lolis. And they'll stop physically aging when they're hebes.

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>>91385952
>me explaining to the police why that 12 year old was really a hag so they might as well let me go

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>>91371514
Harems are cringe and gay and you should feel cringe and gau

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>>91386703
That "12 year old" is an old hag using a loli potion to look like the nonexistent under 18s.

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What is it with this 'ole 'She's 18 but looks 9' or 'She's born at 18'?
Back in ma day, we used to call them by their name; children, and we fucked 'em, and we went to JAIL.

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>>91388586
They stopped persecuting sex crimes after the kemono revolution and the world has been worse off after it.

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>>91385906
Must breed the inanimate objects

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>>91387046
You're the one who should feel cringe. Harems are based and straight.

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>>91392810
Monogamy rules

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>>91392874
It's nice an all, but sometimes the love needs to be spread around.

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>>91393919
Not to mention a nicely written battle harem can be plenty of fun

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>>91392874
Fag

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>>91394504
>battle harem
Battle harems?
What about battle royals?
The closest thing to a harem fic with one winner and multiple losers was Menhera Wrangler crowning Fubuki the winner.

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>>91392874
Holy based

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>>91388586
for me it's absurdly stacked schoolgirls

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>>91395295
Someone who is a great scholar of rrats and Hololive lore should write Battle Royale: Hololive and make holos hunt down each other for the dumbest possible grudges

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Laplus smut doko

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>>91396479
>Rushia makes a mad dash to try and kill aqua for that one time she overlapped her accidentally
>trips and hits her head, killing herself

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>>91378837
How is that a Christmas miracle? It may be better than having your PC break but it's worse than not having spilled the ale in the first place. It's still bad luck overall.

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>>91396795
Long hair Lap: Your annoying but cute sister that's super competitive when you play video games together

Short hair Lap: A sex demon that'll suck your soul through your balls

Can science explain this phenomena????

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>>91399646
Long hair lap looks like she's still going to grow into it all and turn into a 6 foot tall demon mommy when she grows up. Meanwhile short haired lap is a 'final form' for her gremlin body.

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>>91399646
the way i see its that La+ short hair is usually asociated with her casual clothes which means she's showing skin and wearing little details that make her look more mature. Things like piercings and painted nails make her look ten times hotter to me because it gives that edge that tells you she's taking care of her appearance.

Meanwhile, long hair lappy looks goofier and more "friend" shaped due to the poofy hair and the layers of clothes that make her look comfier.

Also the cut. Short hair plapplus tends to wear things that highlight her curves, while the other clothes hide them.
How does this absolute hornyness of mine translates to a fic? How about that demon "puberty" thing where you are completely taken by surprise when Lap suddenly can use her succubus/semen demon charms out of nowhere

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That's right /wg/ awaken to short girls that you can just pick up and kiss and then someone asks you if you are a lolicon but she becomes super angry because she has SOME chest or is actually flat but has her ID or its just a shortstack and needs you to bring her stuff.

also sexthere's not many pictures of bae and other short girls, damn it

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>>91402241
Who's the one in the middle

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>>91402756
Koleda from ZZZ. She's a fiery little bean and is the president of a construction company. I want to impregnate her head of R&D and care for our real children while she autismos out over machines she also thinks of as her children.

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>>91402903
You want to impregnate the bear?

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>>91403006
Ben runs the finances. Grace does all the technical stuff, and ignites my need to breed.

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>>91402756
Gacha girl but she's also short and hot and the artist drew her there

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>>91403081
Mechanic girls are always sex

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>>91403461
Amen brother, amen

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>>91403786
need to rape correct this dine&dasher

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>>91401496
>Lap's demon puberty
>she's constantly teasing you and flashing you tongue/nipple/legs
>The rest of holox doesnt believe you and they just think Lap is teasing you
>Cock about to explode as she, again, brushes her naked foot against your groin under the table

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>>91399646
>>91401496
doesn't this mean short hair + long twintails is the best of both worlds?

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>>91404674
That's just a cute highschooler

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>>91404347
>fingerblasting Kronii as you lick all the sweat and engine grease off of her toned body
>she acts disgusted and verbally berates you, but from all the whimpering, stuttering and cracking of her voice you can tell her arousal is more than just a physical reaction

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>>91404714
As someone who's super passionate about underage girls I feel like that hairstyle would classically be on the 6th grade JS to 1st year JC range in anime character design

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>>91405750
Include a pun involving creepers and I'm in

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>>91402241
koleda and gigi having the same sorta rough nasally tone of voice is gonna give me such a stupid fetish
https://files.catbox.moe/rnpz0b.png
anyway gigi is definitely someone that shocks you when you realize she has boobs

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>>91375430
Going to your second job as a strip club bartender, and realizing Mio, your wife is dancing in the pole. A fight ensues.

>YOU SAID YOU HAD A SECOND JOB!
>THIS IS MY SECOND JOB, YOU SAID YOU WERE WITH FUBUKI!
>I AM WITH FUBUKI (She waves at you from the distance), I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD YOUR HEART TREATMENT!
>WELL I'M ONLY DOING THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK TO HELP ME PAY FOR IT!

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>>91407450
Awakening to Gigi being sexy is the best

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>>91409814
Watame’s fuckpet

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>>91410220
As for me, I'm Watame's carpet

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>>91409814
what do you call Ui's archetype and which other chuubas have it

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>>91412880
Tsundere but you get double the tsun and no dere

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>>91406150
Please do society a favor and kill yourself.

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>>91412880
Girl that just hates you but not really.
A super tsundere if you will.

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>>91413089
>>91415103
a tsundere that has ascended past a tsundere...
interesting...

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>Delete his WIPs Mogojam

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>>91416640
>using an unapproved Mogojyan nickname
Tsk tsk...

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>>91416874
Nicknames are given by others, you don't get to pick them yourself. Sorry Mohojun, this is not under your control.

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>>91408829
>>91407450
>Yucking it up with Gigi
>"Damn it's hot as hell today. Lemme take off my jacket." she says
>Unzips
>What the fuck? Boobs???

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>>91418138
Gigi with Grem cups is crazy

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>>91412155
CRUDUX CRUO

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>>91418138
im a sucker for the reverse trap that was your best friend when you were a kid, but it always ends up being
>woah she turned into a gigastacy sexo

I want to spend an entire month catching up to my best friend Gigi until she takes off her shirt and my jaw unhinges and my world turns upside down (she has B cups)

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So since you GIGGERS are active.
Would it be "better" if she was a beaver (her stream "fursona) that one time they drew that

oooooor is it better to go for a lizard-reptile adjacent animal? Or even another mammal. Basically i dont know if i should prioritize her tail or her sharp teeth

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>>91419920
For your consideration.
A platypus? Gigi the platypus!

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>>91420040
i actually considered it...but they are purely australian and also really freaky and hard to translate aside from maybe making Gigi lay eggs

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>>91420447
Uhh...
Gigi the jackalope?
My train of thought is some wacky hybrid animal with the platypus just being nature's actual weird intersection.

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ghost rimjob

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Say does anyone have that pic DrawAnon made of Towa cleaning Kanata's used sloppy cunt?

Kinda want to see it again.

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>>91402241
Preaching to the choir

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Save me tall girls...save me...

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>>91424712
>British
>two useless lesbians
>one jokester
>one autist
>One wet cat
tallgirlbros...

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Too much words...
head dizzy

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>>91419920
Grems are based on geckos so what about that?

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>>91425589
There's that one dog milf vtuber who's a brit and her voice is sexo.

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live

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>>91419920
i still think its funny how well she fits being a hyena

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>>91440244
>Hyena Gigi whole erect clit is larger than your cock.
Hot?

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>>91440244
Okay a hyena fits like a goddamn glove. That is going there even if Gigi is not african i think?!

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>>91441109
No its not

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>>91441109
very hot

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>>91441598
yeah I don't think anyone else has quite the same "scruffy looking cat-dog-thing with big chompers that keeps howling with laughter, is obsessed with mpreg, and also often gets treated like a boy" energy
the color scheme is on-point too

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>>91402241
To be honest most of the alleged lolis in holo are just short/petite girls anyway.
I vaguely remember Matsuri saying this but 'there are no lolis in hololive' isn't much of an exaggeration.

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>>91441109
yfw when she goes with you to the boy's bathroom and uses the urinal

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>>91446640
imo only Kobo and Kanade have this problem and Kobo's is mostly cause her legs are sticks which give an illusion of height
Kanade just being a regular girl also messes with the illusion

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You lads oughta stick with human women

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>>91375430
Demon Nun Marine absorbs all your sin by completely draining you of every drop. And yes when she shows off the demon horns an "I'm Horny" joke could be made
Sure you become enthralled to her as a side effect but she doesn't mind having nice cock to milk when she's needing it

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>>91416874
With how bad her mumbling is It's not my fault I heard Mogojyan as Mogojam.
God speak more clearly you stupid dog

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>>91449973
I don't think human women have tits capable of withstanding the temperature of blue flame...

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>>91413824
If anything, I'm an unusually ethical actor in this society. My sexual habits consist purely of masturbating to eromanga and anime style illustrations (=I don't touch 3DPD in any way). Live action porn which destroys, degrades and exploits real people is always worse than the most offensive 2D content. I definitely wouldn't do society a favor by killing myself!

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>>91451527
I though that was some sort of ghost flame. Although I mean it's TOTALLY not something to draw someone's eyes to her tits. Sure it probably drains some of your spirit the more you look into it but it's worth it right?

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>>91451782
The longer I stare at her flame the more I feel the need to set back kemono rights.

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>>91425589
>tallgirlbros
Manletchama....

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>>91425589
>One wet cat
Who if you knock up will probably just turn on breeder mode and possibly break your dick with how much sex she wants

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>>91399646
But I can't think of La+ as being erotic in the slightest so she must be long haired

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>>91453125
>>91375430
Tall girl and manlet but it's exaggerated to high hell. Like the girl is described like a giantess while the guy is continously described smaller and smaller.

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>>91375430
Having a shotgun wedding with Biboo (She thought she couldn't get pregnant)(she was wrong)

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>>91375430
Its Christmas season and (You) are the unlucky soul that's forced to work (while everyone else is enjoying their holidays and spending time with their family).

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>>91457833
Shotgun wedding with Biboo
She thought she wouldn't lose to you in GoldenEye 007
She was wrong and now she has to marry you

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>>91457833
Shogun wedding with Princess Bijou of the Rockugawa Shogunate.

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>>91458350
You fucking KNOW She plays Oddjob

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>>91458350
>You and Biboo are kids.
>Have a bit of a crush on her since shes GIRL who likes VIDEO GAMES as much as you
>1v1 her in Goldeneye. Tell her if you beat her she as to marry you when you two get older
>She agrees, thinking she'll win
>She was wrong
>For the next 15-20 years, Biboo calls herself your wife to everyone you meet (You two are unmarried)

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Biboo feels too young for goldeneye.

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There's a surprising lack of Biboo in the archives.

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>>91461031
Much like how there are no lolis in hololive, there are no lolicons in /wg/.

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>>91461018
It's fun to imagine vtubers being born 10-20 years earlier and inserting them into an 80's or 90's setting
>pic unrelated

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>>91461031
Nigger we've been on life support for like two years and Biboo debuted months ago, it's not surprising.

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>>91461199
Anonchama...

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>>91461199
>Biboo debuted months ago,
Anonchama it's been over a year...

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>>91461313
>>91461340
>israel
Man, where does time go?

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>>91461199
doomposters are so retarded kek

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>>91461018
She's definitely older than she lets on. That said I agree Goldeneye is probably too old. Make it Halo 2.

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>>91462068
>Halo 2
Playing Xbox with Biboo!
Watching Naruto with Biboo but your Chinese bootleg DVD box set blueballs you by missing the last 30-40 episodes (before the endless filler saga begins)!
Listening to 00's metal with Biboo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6J8wVYEhfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHtdccQR_8w

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>>91461031
It's not for a lack of want. Advent is only recently coming into their own and getting comfortable. A Vtuber's true debut is a year later, to paraphrase the saying.

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>>91462990
I find it extremely endearing that Biboo's (and Shiori's) taste in music includes mid to late 2000s Nu metal.

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>>91463758
Shiboo is such a strangely cute duo. Like they feel like they should be at odds (shy goth nerd that looks unnerving and spontaneous genki girl that looks like a magical girl) but somehow they are surprisingly close to the point that in japan Shiori would take her hand and lead her everywhere or the fact that Bijou's first instinct is to hide behind Shiori

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>>91461130
This looks like a scene out of 1984 where commissar Sora is leading another 2 minutes of hate.
"There are no lolis in hololive" is the current mantra of the party......You may disagree. Hell, you might have seen it with your own eyes. But the party has said otherwise. There are no lolis in hololive.....

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>>91467196
>mogoyan your breath smells of his cum
>noeeeeh~

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>>91468627
What's in the sack?

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>>91461031
Least sexy creature

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>>91468807
The fingers of the last anon who didn't finish his wips. He had no use for them anyways.

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>>91469686
Then she's at the WRONG house to be delivering presents.

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>>91468807
Why your gift of course! For being such a good boy. Now get close to Azki so she can give it to you. Don't be shy!

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Since Azki is so supportive, she should really get a role in the fics she enjoys.

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>>91468998
>"Dad, look it's that hag lover."
>"Good thing your mom isn't here, Anon. She would be terribly frightened. It's a damn disgrace that a sick degenerate like him isn't behind bars yet. What has happened to this world?"
>"Dad, why would anyone lust after mature women?"
>"I don't know, Anon, I don't know. Common loli-loving folks like us could never understand a monster like that man."

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>>91462990
Taking Biboo to a Avenged Sevenfold concert!
Having to put her on your shoulders the entire time because she can't see over the crowd!

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>>91471455
No! You're just saying that because I haven't been doing my WiP's and she's hear to 'lure' be into a false sense of security and then snatch my fingers away!
I know I should never have left the house that one day and joined a club that writes stories and such!

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>>91473796
Now now Anon you're being hysterical. It's the holiday season! Nobody likes a Grinch and besides, why would Azki take your fingers? Then you couldn't write! Now c'mon, come get your gift. Azki would hand it too you but it's kinda heavy.

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>>91474634
>Jeez AZKi, what could you have gotten me that needs a box big enough to hold a small chil-*gasp* no! You didn't!

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>>91474634
SHE GOT ME A TABLE AND A HIGH-TECH LAPTOP AS WELL AS MULTIPLE BOOKS ON HOW TO WRITE A BETTER STORY?!

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>>91375430
A mighty spirit takes a pity on you on Christmas and enters the human realm to cure your depression with her silly and whimsical hijinks!

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>>91375348
lyrica my beloved

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>>91475574
can i get a rimjob instead? im taking my meds so the whole depression thing is no more

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up

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https://rentry.org/i556zxs3

small update with Gigi and Elizabeth. Thanks so much for the hyena suggestion, im so mad i couldnt come up with that

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Anti dying ray, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Write.

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>>91480887
I like the concept for Gigi but you are a coward for not directly making a clit dick joke.
Also
>Reed Deer Elizabeth

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>>91486325
take it with the brits.
they live in an island where there's next to no cool animals and they decided to make lions their personality

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Pathetic

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>>91488935
>Marine got fondlable 3D tits
Ridiculously dangerous play but I respect it

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>>91490205
>If you could input numbers like you fuck, we could be working for Google
I fucking love brratbro's dialogue...

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There you are! I was getting worried.
Let's go back up, okay?

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>>91493713
he's dead anon...THEY got to him...

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>>91495603
Chekov's bat....

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>>91486861
Anon I was pointing out the mispelling.

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>>91498341
what even is the origin of this and the mio image? just some fat edits?

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>>91498519
AI actually.

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>>91498341
>>91498637
Hell yeah

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>Go to a mixer as a plus one since your friends need it
>oh god. Shigure Ui, your damn nemesis is the other plus one
>Both of you are seated across each other. Introductions
>things start well but quickly sour as alcohol lubricates tongues.
>while everyone else is triying to get into each others pants, Ui and you start throwing jabs over some old arguments you had
>then its a new argument
>You two are kinda killing the vibes so the mixer gets cut short, but you two remain on the bar fighting over some inane shit
>then you continue this on the street, on route to your house since no more trains
>she tries to win the argument by sticking her tongue down your throat. You respond by turning off the lights and getting into the cheap futon with her
>Next morning is awkward.
>You quietly make breakfast as she takes a shower and brushes her teeth with the toiletries she left last time she came here
>While the washing machine works, she hangs some clothes to dry.
>You two sit and eat breakfast in silence.
>Rest of the day is spent chatting, cuddling and just lazing around together
>until the sunset
>Ui gets dressed, you sheepisly take out a brand new hair brush and put it next to her toiletries
>walk her to the door. More silence
>Right before opening it, she tiptoes and kisses you on the lips.
>Soon enough you are hugging and kissing her as she tiptoes to meet you on the middle.
>Both of you separate, she puts her shoes on
>You can swear there's a blush there
>Walk her to the station in silence. Her hand bumps into yours and you capture it. She intertwines her fingers with yours
>reach the station. Stand there, waiting for five minutes
>as the train slows down, she gives you a quick peck and rushes to the train.
>she doesnt look back, and neither do you as you turn around
>as you walk home, you click your tongue
>Damn her. Someday, you'll make her as lovesick as you are

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>>91477059
Sorry but no, you'd probably bring some sort of terrible calamity to the area of her influence if you tried to make a powerful spirit lick your anus.

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>>91502798
>A sudden torrential downpour ruins a rural Japanese farmers harvest
>"Dangit! That damn Oni was eatin' her boyfriends ass again!"

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>>91503075
Ayame would refuse of course and chase him with divine wrath all the way to the countryside where the farmers would try to lynch Anon for offending their goddess and being a horny degenerate.

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>>91500731
>Damn her. Someday, you'll make her as lovesick as you are
Ui-sama: Love Is War - a working class trash version of Kaguya-sama set in some mediocre public school

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>>91488935
>>91490205
>sees your word count

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>>91375430
Comforting Mint and proving that you think she's sexy.

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>>91507606
Minto is sexy in that this bitch isn't sexy at all kind of way.

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>>91508712
That doesn't sound like a good compliment to give a girl

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>>91509040
Just explain that it's like how pugs are so ugly they go back to being cute.

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>>91509127
She's gonna possess you and make you punch yourself in the balls

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>>91509395
>accidentally engages in my fetish
Not helping her case.

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>>91505381
For some reason this just makes me imagine both of you having a Subaru at your side trying to get you two to actually get together. She has normal Subaru, you get Shiobaru.

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>>91509768
Make it meta and have it be Shiori's degenerate fanfiction from watching the of you bicker in the office irl

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>>91375371
Compiled a greentext post I found backreading while going through old thread
holoEN Imouto and Oneechan post
Tags: hololiveEN, SFW, greentext
https://rentry.org/zm5dkhxd

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>>91507606
>>91509040
>bullying mint by giving her less attention and refusing to call her sexy no matter how much she sluts it up
>either turns into Freak Fantome and ghost assaults you (good) or awakens to some weird petplay where she's just begging you to praise and spoil her

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Mint isn't sexy. She is the opposite of sexy; she repels it. I listened to her talk about jerking off minotaurs and it was like nothing. Her giant ass and important moles become unsexy the moment she begins to speak.

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>>91515137
Nice try mint

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>>91509395
What if Mint possesses you and has sex with your girlfriend?

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>>91515792
This. She's a ghost and a freak.
I want her to give me a weird as fuck blowjob by phasing my dick through her neck or some deranged shit that makes me question if the vatican should burn

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>>91375430
A story framed as generic NTR but it's actually your oshi killing people.
Like she goes on a solo trip to Jamaica and you think she's getting passed around but she's actually murdering warlords.

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>>91517741
This but it's still framed as a narrative of 'losing her' but instead of by dick it's from bloodshed.
So something like (You) overworking yourself for a promotion because you don't want your beloved gamer maid to lose herself in her vigilante work.

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What if Biboo was cool and edgy?

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>>91519868
>Battle to the death
>Accidentally make a shitty pun in the middle of it
>She starts laughing like someone is whipping a window
>Mood ruined

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>>91520372 (me)
*Wiping
Bhew...

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>>91519868
Imagine her year 3 update.

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>>91520372
God that just makes me imagine a seeming anti-climax into tragedy ending.
>Lay down your guard after hearing Evil Gem Bijou laugh.
>Think maybe she isn't entirely gone and give out th hand of mercy.
>Just talk with her like old times but...
'I'm sorry Anon'
>Find yourself with her sword in your heart.

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Uppie

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>>91521444
>"Looks like I'm a real heartbreaker"
>*Window wiping noises ensues*

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>>91509768
I feel like Watame should be on Ui's side and Subaru on yours. Or if you want to save Subaru to be your daughter in the epilogue have someone like Marine?

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>>91521444
Biboo's donut steal OC is so funny

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>>91527698
Hey! Ascended Bijou is a serious character for serious stories, and totally not what Bijou pretends to be when playing with her mall katana in the backyard when nobody's looking. Everyone's looking.

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>>91528222
Imagine walking in on Biboo doing some edgelord monologue in front of her mirror while she listens to Linkin Park.

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>>91402241
Bae is made for fucking on every piece of furniture, and in full nelson

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>>91480887
i know the exact type of voice you're describing for Liz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aheXIz3DYic&t=172s

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stop dying

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>>91532895
>Shiori's face after I punch her really hard(she doesn't feel anything anymore)

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>>91533595
Her favorite series ended, now life has no meaning to her.

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>>91535889
but I haven't finished writing it yet.

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>>91538085
So tell us, is Gura cumflated to death?

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>>91540958
I thought she was the one doing the cumflation?

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>>91545750
It's not revealed yet...
Three victims and yet no clue if it's futa gura and her microdick or someone elde entirely. The suspense is killing me

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>>91547180
>futa gura and her microdick
Shouldn't it be microdicks?

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>>91549602
Not to spoil you but one's a fake.

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I am writer RAAA

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Raa.... aaaa?

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>>91559545
It's okay, Anon. You can do it.

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>>91555704
>>91557694
>>91559545
life's been hard miosha... why not make a fic about being comfy

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>>91555704
>>91557694
>>91559545
>my bitch wife trying to get my attention about stupid shit like bills and giving attention to our kids(I'm playing Monster Hunter)

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This is my writing face.

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>>91375430
IRyS pimping out Bae's butthole

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The children yearn for the SCP fic where Anon faces horrors beyond human comprenhension by simply being too overworked to care

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>>91559545
Go and kiss Fubuki to recharge your batteries

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>>91559963
You do you bud, your wife and I are gonna be clapping from the next room when you win

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Raaa....

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>>91559887
Miosha comfort fics (where you comfort her and make her understands there is nothing wrong with being pampered by her husband(me))

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>11 days until Christmas
>Still not done with my Christmas wip
Should I switch gears to a Christmas-themed fluff one instead?

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the musical was shit and thus i declare that all of promise engages in a cum drinking contest

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>>91577256
So what promise got broken? Besides the one where they promised me sex.

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>>91578737
they promised to drink cum but they didnt

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>>91375430
You discover something very funny.
For some reason, you woke up and are kind of inmune to timeloops...as in...your memories travel backwards with you.

This is kind of useless isnt it? Like, even if timeloops were a real thing...no one would constantly trigger them...right?

Womp womp. Turns out that the ever popular Kronii has been savescumming "affection points" with everyone on the office and you are the only person who remembers every single time she has fumbled a joke or said the wrong thing and created an awkward silence

ALSO: Just for today, Free Yandere prompt where, turns out, the loops keep happening because Kronii kills you when you get near women and then inmediatly rewinds to try and get herself a better chance at getting her clock smashed.

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I wrote the skeleton of a promise jukebox musical in another thread over the course of an hour and change because I was sad about how the musical came out and I want to see what you all think because the thread is too busy talking about copyright autism
Act 1
“Daydream”
Kronii, Fauna and Mumei are students at the knight academy. We spend a couple minutes getting to know the cast, Kronii and Mumei are introduced as listless swordswomen/knights, and Fauna is a mage who is a noble’s daughter. Fauna and Mumei both leave the courtyard they are in, and Kronii, is idling by around sings Daydream before declaring “I need what all true warriors need! A quest!” She calls Mumei (who is passing in the background) over and sells her on the idea of going on an epic quest before they both get old and are stuck at posts guarding the city walls forever. They both rush offstage and try to get Fauna to go on their quest with them.
“Let Me Stay Here”
Fauna in the castle garden, says flat out no to them because she likes being safe within the city walls.Fauna sings "Let me Stay Here" and during the interludes, she sits down on a bench in the garden and Mumei and Kronii say stuff like “the town’s not going anywhere! don't you want to go out see the world?" which results in Fauna turning her head the other way every time they get on one side of her bench, trying to meet her gaze. The music number ends with them both trying to pull fauna out of her seat and go adventuring with them only to end with Mumei and Kronii slipping and falling on their asses. The spotlights go out and the scene changes.
Act 2
“A New Start”
That night, whatever Mcguffin it is (let’s say it’s fauna’s golden apple that is a family heirloom) gets stolen and then they all have a scene of trying to find it, and someone says they saw a thief head into the forest road towards the next kingdom. Kronii and Mumei both tell Fauna that this is the quest they’ve been looking for, and Fauna begrudgingly agrees. The trio sets out in the morning to the tone of “A New Start”, and the pages of the book stage they perform the musical on turn to reveal varied backgrounds (with a small cutout near the front where Fauna and Kronii are mostly marching in place while Mumei sings.)
“Play Dice”
Kronii, Mumei and Fauna stop by a seedy tavern where they ask for someone to give them information, the barkeep points them in the direction of the roguish Bae. Bae says “yeah I’ve seen the thief who stole your golden apple. You’ll have to play me for that information.” She sings Play Dice while Fauna, Mumei and Kronii are chased in the background by giant dice, falling cards, etc. At the end Bae says “thanks for all the gold!”, trips and dice slip out of her sleeve along with several cards, and someone cries “these dice are loaded!” “she cheated!”. Kronii and Mumei restrain Bae, who quickly tells the group “I’ll give you back all your gold and tell you where the thief went if you help me get out of here!” and the group escapes the angry taverngoers.
"Caesura of Despair”
The group sets up camp, Bae talks about how they have to keep an eye out because the woods are full of bandits and the horrible sword demon, to which kronii and mumei say they heard that it was the “sword angel” who lived in these woods. They hear rustling in the bushes, Fauna uses a light spell to reveal they are surrounded by bandits. Kronii says “There’s too many of them..: We can’t fight all of them off.” to which Mumei and Bae reply “we have to!” until Irys enters the scene proclaiming that these travelers are not to be harmed in her woods. She proceeds to sing Caesura of Despair while doing cool sword tricks and slashing down (imaginary) foes while all the rest of the group is also mock fighting in the background.
End
“Our Promise”
Irys stabs the last bandit who has the gold apple, and something else which Fauna recognizes as one of the crown jewels with the King’s seal on it. And they travel back to the castle where the King (I would love to make it Gura, but it’s promise’s musical so no gura) greets them and says “Brave Knights Kronii, Mumei and Fauna, you have earned the commission of Knighthood for your bravery in the service of the Kingdom!”, to which the girls all celebrate. The king continues “and you, paladin Irys and thief Baelz, are pardoned from any crimes against the kingdom and given the status as knights, however… There are several more important artifacts that are currently missing from the treasury and I will expect you all to honor your PROMISE as knights to the kingdom to retrieve them.” Kronii and Mumei say “That means!... Another Quest?!” and Fauna sighs.
And then they start singing “Our Promise” and close out the show

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>>91586361
I think you are falling for the same trap the musical did where you are "stablishing" these characters way too fast and just slotting in songs as a way to hammer down story moments rather than highlighting emotional ones. Its like having a character be a soldier and to hammer that down his song is "the soldier man" and its about how he's a soldier.

WIthout modifiying your own structure, for example, wouldnt "Souten no Muyou" and "MUMEI"which i hate be better picks since they are songs that embody that feeling of "proving yourself/fighting odds" and "knowing your own self" be better for aspiring knights?

Fauna's "let me stay here" would work best once the party is deep onto the adventure and it suffers a split, since she has known found friendship and likes the adventure. It would also add levity to a "reluctant character"

"Gravity" is also a far better pick if Irys is supposed to be an ethereal angel. She has a lot of good ones to pick and i think you are being a bit reductive (and frankly kind of hackish) by saying she's just "the sword angel that lives on the forest and exists just for this scene"

Bae has a lot of songs to pick too, but if you want her to be the comedy relief just use "Ohayo-est Gozaimaster". Its a silly song with an underliying idea of chasing your dreams, which still fits this ragtag group of goobers.

All in all i like your outline for a story, but remember that musicals need an emotional resonance to their songs which is why this one was kind of mid, since while the songs worked for the scenes...the scenes lacked any emotion whatsoever

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>>91586179
Mildly unrelated but for some reason this just makes me think of Kronii giving you a (fake) timestop power then getting more and more frustrated because you're just using your timestop for mundane shit like getting around quickly or making homebrewed booze.
>Oh my god Anon, I'm kicking your ass if you don't start using M- Your timestop to molest people.

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>>91588086
>Timestop
>Making homebrew booze
I dont think theres time dilation inside of it but eh.
Something for your prompt could also be that Kronii loses/gives You her powers for a timeframe and she starts having these weird repressed fantasies about you molesting her on stopped time... But You dont which just frustrates her
>She blinks
>Time was stopped!
>Checks herself. Clicks her tongue
>(You) Are over the moon because You got tickets thanks to the timestop letting you fill all the info instantly
>Kroniis nipples poking from below her shirt as she gives You a frustrated glare

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>>91375430
Idea for actually making Gura's Futanari Cumflation Adventures.
Make it a shitpost in the style of parkour civilization
>Here in futanari civilization no one choose to cumflate the XL condom.

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>>91512670
>ywn get a 3am phone call from Kroniimouto who just needs to hear your praise so she doesn't kill herself

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>>91595281
Supporting kemono owned businesses!

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>>91596080
Shut up kemmer

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>>91596875
Human men just can't resist them.
Sorry h*man """woman"""

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witers....

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>>91512670
That's hella cute

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9

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Up

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What fic are you still holding out hope for?

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>>91604175
Pale blue...

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>>91604175
Shameful Desires.

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>>91604175
Nerissa going from cool confident demoness in public to needy, submissive slut in the bedroom

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>>91604175
A Deal with the Devil

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>>91375430
Going over to visit your daughter, she welcomes you and tells you to make yourself comfortable. As you look around, a framed picture catches your attention. It looks like your daughter and a man you don't know. She never mentioned that she had a partner, even at your age.

When she comes back, she finds you looking at the picture in great detail.
>You really like that picture huh? She says.
>Mhm, you look stunning.
>Haha, dad, that's not me!"
>Huh, what do you mean?"
>She goes silent.
>"If it's not you, then... who, who are these people?"
>"... dad, that's a picture of you and mom..."
>Your eyes widen

Dementia has swallowed her memory, and even her name.

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>>91605068
What about... Pale Pink!
>You, Minato Anon, try to find your sister Minato Aqua
>You separated so early in childhood that you have no idea what she looks like now
>In the meanwhile you start dating this one girl called Yuuki Sakuna
>You're not the type of person to hit on girls in public, but the instant you caught sight of her some mysterious irresistible force compelled you towards her

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>>91609177
>Wow Anon, you fuck me just like my brother did when I was in preschool...

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35k...
Now I just need to write 35k more!

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>>91607649
Doesn't remember his own face

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>100 word fic due next friday
It's over for me, isn't it?

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>>91375430
You marry Yukihana Lamy, the only child of the owner of Yukihana Brewery. Your father-in-law tries to groom you into becoming a competent successor but you're a lazy fuck who only cares about your beautiful wife's massive tits. Every single day his soul is tormented by the nightmare of you at the reins of Yukihana Brewery (he's too patriarchal to even consider the option of a woman taking over the business) and the regret over getting fooled to give his daughter away to a scumbag like you. Well, at least he's still got a few thousand years to straighten you out.

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DEATH

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PAIN

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>>91613608
Learning that Lamy is able to play the shamisen and learned ikebana makes me think of a fic where there's the "ice queen" lamy (a straight edge lady that tries to live to traditition) and you break that facade
by being her first human friend that she slowly warms up, but since you two age at different speeds is your inevitable death that makes her pursue a lmore selfish life so she can finally be happy

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>>91614789
>>91615507
As nostalgic as Pain's music is and as integral part of my youth as it was, out of these two I gotta go with Death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRx2qP8yXuY

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>>91609177
I think the reincarnation idea from a few threads ago works better with the Aqua/Sakuna "discrepancy"

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You've nutted how many times to that fic?

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>>91617574
At least 14 times. I haven't nutted to it in quite a while, but I stopped counting after 14. I doubt it's more than 20.

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>>91617969
... shrunken troubles? I know bugfag jerked it a couple times to it.

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>>91618102
More than a couple - at least 14 times, in fact!

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>>91617497
>Anon and Sakuna have been dating long enough that they're having sex
>Anon finally talks about his lost sister Aqua
>Sakuna freezes and starts feeling unwell, but she doesn't know why
>If this was an anime this is where you would get a close-up of Sakuna's eyes being completely dead for a second (like that one scary shot from Kusuriya no Hitorigoto anime adaptation)
>Whenever Sakuna thinks about "Aqua" she feels a weird anxiety but just can't figure out the reason why
>That is until she goes back to visit her mom
>Listening to her talk finally unlocks the memories
>Her mom used to call her Aqua when she was a small child
>I have to tell A...non... oh fuck
Now, don't tell me this isn't kino. I truly am the Shuzo Oshimi of vtuber fanfiction thread prompt writers.

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>>91618102
Damn, I wish could get enjoy anything like you enjoy bug rape.

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>>91618961
You'll find your vocational fetish one day, anon. It might not be today or tomorrow, but one day you'll come across something weird and new and you'll KNOW.

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Up... you... go...!

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Come on! Get up! Uppie! Up up up!

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>>91613608
For some fucking reason this just makes me imagine the prompt's endgame being about creating the ultimate booze from lamy's tits

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>>91375430
Waling up one morning in your manor and realizing you're in love with your weirdo childhood friend and bodyguard Noel

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>>91618739
Ehh see, you're trying to make the new identity thing work with an incest angle and it's just not it. Like Aqua got a complete name change? C'mon.

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>>91624074
>no fucking way, there is no way some anon would...
>looks at the prompt in question
damn dude, incestoids are truly a different breed. Rules, logic, proper conveyance, they just don't apply to them.

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>>91624074
it's just the reason for their separation is nonexistant. early onset witness protection or permanent amnesia from an accident would carry it
fuck it maybe even combine the two for a romance thriller

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>>91624675
>>91624074
Alright so what if instead of the Incest angle, Sakuna is getting these memories of Aqua because she ate her cursed fingers. Thus leading to Sakuna becoming Aqua's vessel that she's trying to possess in order to reunite with Anon.

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>>91375430
What if you had sex with a chuuba but you're not related to her?

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>>91626406
Well at least you're trying.

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>>91624943
The real hang-up is the name change. Sakuna who is(n't) Aqua. Even in the case of amnesia, there's still the fact that they share the same surname. In the case or a witness protection program (besides the fact that's kind of grim), you're going to have to do a lot of gymnastics to justify Anon remembering his sister but not her face. Combining the two is just trying too hard.

>>91626406
Your dead sister Aqua possessing your girlfriend Sakuna to have spiritual incest might defeat the point of the taboo, but at least that's something.

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>>91627882
Yeah!
Sex with another man's wife!

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>>91628359
For the name change for personal and surname, for personal it could be that she left when you were very young and Aqua was her nickname and that was the only thing you called her, the surname could be easy as the parent that took her getting remarried and Yuuki got a new last name.

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The incest, the cuck, and the Kemono revolution has divided this nation! I propose an idea that combines all!
A fic where your kemono girlfriend gets fucked by her brother. And like wise, you decide to cuck your kemono girlfriend with your human sister.

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>>91628359
What if Sakuna was some kind of 'virtual youtuber' who takes an alias for her identity?

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>>91628928
And you're both black!

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>>91628522
Stealing another man's wife from her loveless marriage!

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>>91631509
What kinda scenarios would you want to see this happen in?

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>>91604175
Anything slampig

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>>91633000
NTA but i like the idea of Azki learning to drive/driving away as a metaphor of her getting away from the loveless marriage.
can also play on her love of geography/traveling and how she slowly comes out of her cocoonalso sex in the car

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>>91375430
the stars fall
the sun freezes
the very fabric of reality is torn.
for it has happened
for the first time in your entire relationship.
Nerissa teases you for being jealous of how much attention she's giving little darling her cat

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LIVE DAMN IT!

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>>91635491
Car sex with AZKi in hell! You both died because you wanted to do reverse road head. Thankfully Cover's contacts in hell means she can come back in a bit but for now it's a sex vacation in the underworld.

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>>91639239
Summon your favorite author with a blood sacrifice, it's the only way.

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>>91629691
What like a "I have an offpako with my oshi and oops its my sister"? Moona exists.

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>>91644805
It was more of a direct pale blue reference since Pale Blue had Suisei's "normal identity" have a different last name and cosmetic changes (hair and eyes).
Though admittedly pale blue is pretty clearly an internet idol au rather than a vtuber thing.

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>>91375430
You and Marine act like an old married couple in front of all your friends.

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>>91628359
>The real hang-up is the name change
New surname: through marriage
New first name: mom tells the relevant authority in this matter that she regrets giving a quirky name like "Aqua" to her daughter and wants to give her a normal Japanese name so that she won't be bullied in school.
>you're going to have to do a lot of gymnastics to justify Anon remembering his sister but not her face
They separated in early childhood: faces change and memories fade, it's completely plausible.
Damn, everyone sure got mad over this prompt while I was sleeping.

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Clear.

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>>91648819
Does this imply anon is a natural pink or a purple due to being siblings?

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>>91651613
Anon inherited his dad's hair color but mysteriously his pubic hair is pink