/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1432846989943787521

First original song:https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhE
KING / Gawr Gura x Calliope Mori:https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViI

Merch:
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)
"Myth- half year celebration" Bloop plushie: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-en/products/hololive-english-myth-half-year-celebration-bloop-plushie (ends 13 Sep)
Vtuber Tour: https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/fan-expo-canada-x-hololive-en-2021-vtuber-tour/

Previous thread:>>9118387

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>>9134943
BE READY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFitmfIXqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFitmfIXqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFitmfIXqU

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How many kids is too much for Gura?

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>>9135000
We know 4 Ames isn't too much for Gura.

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>>9135000
conveyor belt babies

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>>9135000
she will harvest chumbud DNA and create legions.

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>>9135000
Do you mean how many kids to fuck or how many kids to raise? Or both?

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I'm deeply in love with Gura!

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>>9134613
I was just checking the BDRip I grabbed and man, I remember the matrix being green but I don't remember it being THIS green. It also seems really dark and contrasty.

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>>9135086
the police raid also has a strong greenish cast on it on the blu-ray, where the telecine is a cool bluish white. i get the impression that someone just did all the color grading over from scratch without even trying to match the original prints.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Buds, my copy is a 4k version, I think it's a director's cut? Am I gonna have a bad time compared to the Amazon one the girls are watching?

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>>9135333
you want something about 02:16:20 in length. yours is within a few seconds of that.

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>>9134943
Now that all her friends know she is into feet, do you think they will tease her with their feet?

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>>9135409
Yeah mines 2:16:18 sweet thanks. 4k HDR with dolby Atmos baby let's go bonebros

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so many good fanart today

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Guras feet deserve to be oiled and massaged regularly. Gotta take care of them.

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>1 hour til Gura realizes we live in a simulation
So excited

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>>9135588
I assume that the sucking on them comes before the oil and massage and you just forgot that part

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>>9135661
Of course.
They need to be clean before they're pampered.

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>showers
>imagines that they mention at the start that it's an off collab
>genuinely smiles
I know that it won't be but I can't wait for all of them to get together

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>>9135782
Mori was at her parents' house earlier today, so it seems pretty unlikely.

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>>9135720
Now I'm just imagining holding either side of Gura's feet, shoving my nose into her arches, and inhaling until I feel lightheaded. Help me Gura, you did this to me and now I can't stop.

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feels good bros

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>>9136010
conguratulations!

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>>9136010
Damn, I went and checked mine after seeing this. We're sub bros!

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>>9136010
I'll make it there one day

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>>9136178
Hell yeah buddy!

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>>9135556
"So much" works better in a sentence ELSchama, heres to your continued education friend

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>>9136010
Welcome to sharkpin!

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>>9136178
woah, same here. I guess we all got membershrimp for that one karaoke.

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MORI NO, DON'T DO IT

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>>9136322
yep

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>>9136254
TIL, muchas gracias!

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>>9136341
Mori still not verified even though Gura and Ame have. Maybe it'll happen soon.

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>>9136010
Congrats on making the club anon.

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>>9136587
i kneel

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>>9136587
This could be me but I'm autistic and don't renew my membership until Gura streams that day to save days
t. currently without a membership

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>>>/qa/4980604
>>>/qa/4980604
>>>/qa/4980604

chumcucks..........

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>>9136479
She got rejected and showed it on screen during stream earlier. Fubuki apparently got rejected a second time as well. Twitter's process legitimately makes no sense.

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>>9136010
Oh shit me too!

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>>9136781
Twitter verification is the most bullshit and arbitrary process.

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>>9136788
It was a great membershrimp stream

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>>9136781
Might be some issue with verifying people living in Japan.

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Bets on Gura immediately deciding to watch 2 and 3 and only getting more excited when chat tells her they're bad?

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>>9136765
Hey i hear your oshi will say your name if you rope yourself.

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>tfw when I dug too deep and found out gura is a shark

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>>9136990
Don't give her ideas for fucks sake

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>>9136990
>and only getting more excited
HAHAHA

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>>9137017
Now that's just ridiculous!
She has cat ears anon! C-A-T ears!

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>>9136010
I'm nearly there, only a few more days

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>>9136587
Day 1 here as well

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>>9137088
>cat ears
You mean a quadrilateral all of whose sides have the same length?

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>>9137050
She did like Sharknado

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>>9137118
see you there chumbud

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>>9136990
I hope she does. They can't possibly be worse than Airbender.

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>>9137166
hey fuck you buddy sharknado is kino

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>>9136990
Why not? It beats Virus Shark, hopefully she forgot about that idea.

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>>9136990
she should definitely watch animatrix

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>>9136587
Sadly I didn't know about vtubers that long ago and it took me a month to even watch Gura after my first watching of hololive. My first experience into this rabbithole was PekoMiko and Coco. But Gura became my Oshi the day I got that membership. She's actually they first female that's not part of a group thing(critical role) that I've paid for a subscription and shrimped for.
i actually only watched and subbed to dudes before Holo like the crew and giantwaffle. Who him watching the girls actually got me into watching them.

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>>9137254
>My first experience into this rabbithole was PekoMiko and Coco
Pekora is usually the entering point for Hololive. Or maybe now it's Gura, who knows.
I started getting interested into Hololive with Pekora's 2019's Halloween Trick house, the one with the snowmen on the bottom.

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>>9137245
I want to watch Virus Shark with Gura...

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>>9134986
hey, anybody knows how to watch this on mobile?

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>>9136851
Yeah it was. That was the first karaoke I heard and my first realization that I was in love with this shark.

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>>9137346
The movie? Rent it from your streaming service of choice or download it

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>>9137346
"mobile" isn't specific enough. you'll need to say exactly what OS and version.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>9137121
Prove it

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I can't wait for the day I get to meet Chubi in person. I bet my wife's cat is super cute just like her

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>>9137346
>>9137419
Yeah, we need your credit card number too bro

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>>9137457
not him, just feel like posting it

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>>9137504
God, I wish I was Chubi.

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>>9136010
Sure does

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>>9137245
What the fuck is with people who don't want to watch bad movies with Gura? They're even worse than people who don't want to watch anime with her.

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>>9137457
day 1 shrimp, reporting in

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>>9137416
i mean watching the youtube and movie simultaneously

>>9137419
android 10

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>>9137457
don’t shoot me Gurofficer

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>>9137609
Ooooh hmm you can pop out YouTube as a floating window but idk if it will let you play two pieces of media at once. You may be boned anon.

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>>9137609 YouTube does pop out for Android and you can watch over prime video

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>>9137526
>>9137562
>>9137594
>>9137457 <me
>>9137562 <also me
I KNEEL

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>>9137624
Put myself twice instead of you. Anyways, I KNEEL

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>>9137609
Do you have a samsung device?
>>9137674
I watch on my note 8 sometimes. There is a sound assistant app you can get that allows multiple apps to play audio at once. Normally I just open youtube and the movie in split app mode and it works flawlessly

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>>9137674
>>9137720
yeah it autopauses when another media is played. looks like im fucked

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it's almost time bonebros. Get your popcorn/snacks ready

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>>9137881
I have peanut butter-filled pretzels and goldfish

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>>9137860
Nah Pixel 4a, but that's a neat feature.

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>>9137963
get ready for the stream and don't shitpost here, Gura

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i don't like the matrix i'm just gonna watch gura

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>>9137881
I have my beef bowl and goat milk ready

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>>9137963
g-gura?

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>>9137963
Gura why’d you make us wait so long if you had membership open all this time?

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>>9137457
When are we getting the trident badge

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I got my popcorn and other snacks, you guys ready?

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You know the moment in one of her old member streams where she tried doing ASMR and had to rearranged her hair because it was bothering her? You could her doing that really well. I tend to listen to this moment a lot.

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>>9138096
She’ll wait till September 29th to frustrate us

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>>9138201
Yep, that was so god damn hot.

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desu I don't really want to watch trannychowski movie

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>>9138269
do your separating creator from creation reps, the original matrix is a good movie

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>>9138269
Don't let politics get in the way of you having fun.

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>>9138201
Which stream was this? I forgor

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god damn i wish i had some pills

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>>9138363
>Mori
>delay
NO SHIT

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>>9138363
Stupid reaper and her wigger speak she's still cute so I forgive her

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the classic 5m delay strikes again

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>>9138337
I smoked some weed earlier so I dont need pills.

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>>9138269
First of all, chill.

Secondly, realize that their male forms are immortalized as the window washers in the movie so unless they pull a Lucas their own movie denies their transition.

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>>9138336
https://youtu.be/8gF8WqO09lM?t=2245

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ummm mori it's called a green phosphor display

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>>9137881
I just have a big bag full of marshmallows.

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>>9138592
like, the warner bros screen or the matrix letters screen?

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>>9137881
I already finished my snack and soda

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>>9138568
i always forget that my 4chan browser isn't signed into my member account and experience a brief moment of panic when it denies me access

>>9138651
i think she means when the characters first start falling in the film itself, not the studio IDs.

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The delay gave me time to finish dinner, nice

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Teamate here, I'm sad and lonely without Ame, can I join you guys for a movie night?

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>>9138756
Gonna be a movie day if these delays continue HEYOH

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>>9138756
sure teabro, go ahead.

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>>9138756
You don't need permission. Enjoy your time.

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>>9138756
Sure, get comfy teamate

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>>9138756
Welcome!

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>>9138756
yes, of course. also if you haven't seen ame's osu streams i posted some magnets for them last night.

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>>9138805
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cute shark, and reaper, soon!

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is every character in the matrix a vtuber since they're technically an avatar being controlled by a person

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>>9138682
Yeah my popcorn is getting cold!

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>>9138918
I... yes?

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IT BEGINS

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Here it comes!

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>>9136974
Choco has it, so I doubt that.

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LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I don't have the movie
But thats not stopping me

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How zoomer will Gura be with this movie?

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Normally I close chat but for watchalongs I like to keep it open for a bit because it’s funny to see greynames ask why the movie isn’t on the screen

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What is the timing difference between HBO and Amazon? I'm not paying $4 for a movie I've seen 20 times.

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>>9138883
dear lord i love shark cunny

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>>9139169
6/10

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>mori is late to being late

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Cute Gura giggles in the background

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CALLI NO

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>fake excitement
Man, I'll never get used to Mori

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She sounds like she just woke up. Her voice is so cute

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>>9139137
You know what to do, I'm doing it right now

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Gura's blanket is slightly darker now

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>>9139137
same desu

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>>9139316
Every content creator has fake energy. Hers is just more obvious.

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>>9139346
That it is

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>>9139315
i get the impression that streaming is either always the first thing she does after getting up or the last thing she does before going to sleep with almost no in between.

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>>9139346
absorbed a lot of shark sweat

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>>9139377
>Every content creator has fake energy.

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Calli your /ck/ reps

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Chef Gura!

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gura prefers walmart over target because walmart's logo is blue

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>>9139398
She likes to nap or wake up right before streams, but she also doesn't really speak when she isn't streaming. She might be up for a bit before streaming and just won't talk a whole lot

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If you bother pre-heating an air fryer, why microwave it at all?

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SEE THEM MAKE PLACENTA

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>cumbooty
It's over bros

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gura wtf

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This stream is great already.

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>>9139527
Saves a lot of time

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PLACENTA

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I haven't watched Gura in months. Is this country accent a common thing? My penis is doing things I did not know were possible.

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Already going into weird tangents. Amazing

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Someone let me know if they notice the giant bunnies.
If they do, I member and sub both.

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>>9139610
she does it fairly often, yeah. i think there's been an uptick since she started playing scout in the TTRPG.

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Mori pls. kek

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woooo just in time! I'm ready now

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>>9139610
She lapses into it when she talks about certain things, usually to tinge what she's saying with some irony.

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She is not her

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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BASED KNOWLEDGE

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Is this cringe kino or just cringe?

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>"What's based knowledge?"
"UUH, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW PEOPLE JUST SAY THAT"
Close one lmao

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>>9139874
its just kino

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>>9139874
Calliope Morpheus

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Tune in next week when Gura joins the alt-right

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>>9139885
Based knowledge is the feet compilation.

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>>9139885
She taught it to Haachama the other day, she uses it in the really old way though

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Anyone streaming the movie to watch with the girls?

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>>9139983
as it should be.

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>>9138689
i'm sorry bud i guessed wrong

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DUBYA BEE

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>>9139983
She probably uses it how Lil'B intended.

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>>9140010
Yea heres the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuE0Mtr-w6g

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>>9139967
Gura's anarchist for sure.

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Strap in bros

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>>9139323
>Mori: You have to get the movie fairly
>Gura: AHOY!

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>>9139967
>>9140060
cringe

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>Gura pirates movies
fucking based

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/Op0jTRbqpVBj/

Ayyyy

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mori i showered right before the film

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GURA LMAO

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>Discord moderators

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>>9140010
Yeah, the usual place.

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I was 10 when this movie came out.

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Well, looks like the King Cover will just get to 2 million at the start of it's 3rd day.

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God I fucking love when Gura eats something and her mouth moves like that

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>>9140563
is that a lot?

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>>9140553
me too

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hey guys, got late here. When's the timer start from? The WB logo?

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>>9140629
yes the green filter wb hangars logo

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>is that slipknot
Calli please it hurts.

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you can smell this room

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>you can smell this room

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>is this that Slipknot song?
I AM NO LONGER A DEADBEAT

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>>9140629
In movie time is the same as their timer

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>>9140673
how is she so naturally cringe

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>>9140668
>>9140699
thanks frens

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>Slipnot shit
Literally Rob Zombie's most popular song to the point people are still making memes about it
Come on Morrison

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>>9140674
>>9140687
she was on enough hackerman parties to know the smell from sight alone

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>Software developer
>1 display
>suit & tie
Yeah that's 1999 alright.

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>Binary choice
>Binary
>computers use binary
>they're in a computer
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

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I remember watching this movie once like two years ago before COVID was even a thing, now I remember almost nothing. The movie isn't really iconic for me but I still have to say it's very good and has extremely cool concepts
To be honest, I'm ESL and this is my first watchalong so I don't think I'm paying too much attention to the commentary, it's more like an excuse to watch the movie again and follow this thread

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lol I like that Gura already picked up on 'Mr. Anderson.'

I also rewatched this earlier today and noticed how awkward it is that he just kinda stares at that delivery guy, funny that Gura commented on it

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It's really surreal seeing the zoomer reactions to all the shit countless other shows/movies have referenced since this originally came out. Shit's making me feel old.

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Is Gura really so much of a zoomer that she's never watched the Matrix?

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>>9140907
i saw it in the theater...

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>>9140907
>Shit's making me feel old.
>>9140927
There are people who never watched Star Wars.

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Hey Calli can you, you know, not spoil things

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>>9140927
Some people just dont watch movies in this genre. It's strange but yeah.

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>>9140927
There's people that use the term red pill without having seen the actual movie

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gura doesnt seem to like it

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>>9141014
I don't watch movies period. Except watchalongs.

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>>9141038
most people don't know where "red pill" is from

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>>9140990
I'm still just barely under 30, but we had the original trilogy on VHS when I was a kid.

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If neo broke every computer crime, did he handle cheese pizza?

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>>9141180
No that's not just a computer crime, and can also be a physical crime.

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Anyone else feel it during that scene?

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Holy shit, that's fucking disturbing

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NOT THE NAVEL

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>>9141310
Yeah, I actually forgot about. Holy shit

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That scene turned Gura on

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>>9141310
I've seen it countless times, and still, every fucking time it's unsettling.

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KINO SCENE

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>>9141310
I had nightmares over that shit for the longest time.

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she likes it

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>>9141336
me too

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Sorry Neo that was me

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Gura can never look at her shrimp buddies the same way again

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The girls demanded shirts off so my shirt is off.

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The super sucker

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Jesas.

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Belly button sucker 3000

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BELLY-BUTTON SUCKER 2000
-Gura
This is already great

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Cute giggle

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poor gura. snacks left uneaten.

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KEK GURA

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Gura please

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>>9141552
She should get a cookie

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>>9140927
I think I was the target demographic and I didn't see it until like 2 years ago

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I feel so bad for Gura getting to experience the high of the original only to have the sequels ahead of her.

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>>9140927
She's over 9000 years old. She's not a zoomer.

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>>9141669
Sequels were fine, nigger.

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>>9141669
She should watch the Second Renaissance instead

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>>9141728
3rd is disappointing, but passable, 2nd is literally a fucking 2 hour trailer for the 3rd with like one relevant scene.

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chewwy fwaivow

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MATWIX! TAKE THE WED PILL!

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>>9141740
Oh god, the scenes of the machine war will scar her

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>>9141728
Fuck off zoomer.

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GURA CAN HEAR MORI SMILING!

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Jennies hearing word Red Pill makes them boil.

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>>9141927
You can't?

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Gura wants to play in slime UUUOOOOOHH

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Gura wants to be submerged in goo.
Gura my niche fetish...

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>>9142025
COVERING GURA IN MY SLIME UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>I want to film a scene like that
Guys I don't think she was kidding when she said to put her in a jar

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Gura's totally bewildered "What... the fuck" is really cute

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>>9142053
Or the tar pit. Or being covered in donut glaze while naked.

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Mori is giving off extreme 'buddy that REALLY wants you to enjoy their favorite movie' vibes and it's cute

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>>9142053
Would you work with your fellow chumbuds to bukkake Gura?

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>>9142148
honestly yes 100%

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>>9142148
And let them steal all the glory? You doubt my semen producing capabilities, anon

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omg cali shut up

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I liked animatrix and games better.

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>>9142053
I am now assured about jarring the pop up parade gura figure

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>>9142136
That's exactly how I was when I showed my friend LOTR for the first time, can attest this is exactly that

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Was Gura part of the old popthatzit crew?

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It's hard to find the exact caloric content of semen, but it seems to be somewhere between 5 and 25 kCal per 5 mL, which is the average volume of an ejaculation. If we assume a nutritional value of 10 kCal per 5 mL and that a girl of her height and weight might need around 1200 kCal per day, then she would need to milk about 120 shrimps per day to get her 1200 kCal and live entirely off their semen. If she dedicated around 10 hours per day at 12 shrimps per hour to this task it should be completely feasible for her to extract all of the semen she needs to live while still having enough time to stream, sleep, and perform some other activities.

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>making fun of nebuchadnezzar
What next? Mocking Gilgamesh?

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It's been over 20 years, so why do the skin plugs still make my skin fucking crawl?

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>>9142308
based pasta

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>Morpheus: What is real?
>Gura: God.
Correct.

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>>9142395
Oh im laffin

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>Isreal

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Thanks Elon

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Was this the origins of the thought of full dive?

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That oh my god reaction was perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>Human are slave batteries
Yes but not that kind of energy, it's for bending reality using humanity's collective Mandella effect and negative emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142670
Calm down Emprah

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142441
It's heavily implied that the Machine City 01 was built in Mesopotamia and is representative of Babylon.

[Anonymous No.]

i want sequel watchers to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142765
Animatrix placed first city on SInai.

[Anonymous No.]

HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

Was it ever actually fleshed out if you whole "battery" thing was actually about the energy, or more a spite move?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori: wouldn't it be sick if you could learn stuff just like that?
Elon is working on it.

>Don't know Drunking FIst is legitimate MA style
God they're such zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142904
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142904
Second Renaissance indicates the machines did it for both. Humans paid for trying to end machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142904
It was fleshed out. It was mercy. They didn't actually need humans for energy, but took pity preserved us like red book animals.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this how weebs fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142904
And the original premise was going to be humans as CPUs, but they decided the audience would be too stupid to understand that, which they were probably right about, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I think I'll ask at this point, this is something I didn't quite understand when watching the movie time ago
I understand the machines are the mortal enemies of mankind, but is it really that bad to stay in the Matrix?
The world has gone to shit, why even bother forming a new civilization in the actual reality? The only reason I find to leave the Matrix is because Smith controls everything happening in the Matrix

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142995
And the original ending was going to be that there's infinite iterations of matrix and they haven't actually escaped.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura isn't buying it KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142904
The original concept was for humans to be used for computational power, but they thought it was too hard to understand so they changed it for the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143057
Do you want to have control of your own life or do you want to be a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143057
It's a theme that the movie makes about the real world. Some people choose to just be a slave for a simpler life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143057
You're guy who just wants his steak, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143057
>but is it really that bad to stay in the Matrix?
No. Expanded universe like games & animatrix paints a much more colorful and magical picture with many people semi-waking and bending matrix a bit while living in peace helping others, you see it a bit with Oracle granma scene.
>The world has gone to shit, why even bother forming a new civilization in the actual reality?
Arguably human evolution would lead to more people like Neo and Oracle appearing and would make Matrix obsolete and Machines either slaves of humans again (Neo can control them already in sequels) or competitors. So there ARE options.

[Anonymous No.]

>you can't respawn in the Matrix
>Gura: "Man, this game sucks"

[Anonymous No.]

Morpheus' speech is true to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143139
I obviously want free will, but I never understood why I can't have in the Matrix
>>9143154
I understand the metaphor and I think it's clever but I don't get it in the context of the movie
>>9143161
Well, you could say that
>>9143211
I think you explained it a bit, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>clips
he said it, he said the thing

[Anonymous No.]

It's cheesy, but I love that line

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143381
Because you are in control of none of your choices in the matrix, and thus have no free will. Unless you become awakened and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>designed for one thing
>search AND destroy
Oh, okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143352
Yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

gura wants to see a vore scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143450
Ah, I see now
Thanks for explaining

[Anonymous No.]

>Your body get liquified
>Ew
>(I WANT TO SEE)
Gooorah...

[Anonymous No.]

That was a cute Gura laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

Why were you expecting Gura to be thinking about moonshine, Calli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143565
She's just like me
https://files.catbox.moe/g8cy2k.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143498
Killing machines designed for one thing

...throwing birthday parties.

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>>9142053
She's the kind of girl who would touch herself every night while she pretends to sleep knowing that you'll be sneaking into her room to jerk off onto her feet. Do you think she's flexible enough to lick the cum off off her own toes?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura dont say youre not real...

[Anonymous No.]

meta gura knows she and all vtubers are just 1s and 0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143649
Watch the TTRPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143863
she knows viewers wouldn't mind personal meeting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143889
She said she would love to do a one on one fan meet event...

[Anonymous No.]

the oracle of the way of the paths of the truth that is not the truth but might be the truth

[Anonymous No.]

Gura. if what is actually going on is said to you without being cryptic, you would go into NPC denial stupor. Which is why all secret societies ease initiates into the mysteries gradually, through metaphors and verbs.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching watchalongs helps me understand why those people complain about plot points being repeated in movies are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

there is no stream
there is no Hololive
there is no computer in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>there is no stream, there is no hololive
goddamnit my meds are wearing off bros, chuuba is starting to get meta.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes Gura, eat all the candy

[Anonymous No.]

Calli's just going to talk over this whole fucking scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144112
here you go bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144157
I try to keep my autism in check but come the fuck on Calli.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura disappointed that Oracle isn't some mythical Vergil vtuber like Omega Alpha but this Grandma. I'd be disappointed, too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with a cute shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144226
It's legit just Yoda, the idea that someone important seems meek/ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144201
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

Small hand bros… why would she do that to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144281
Yoda is a cool tiny green dude. Don't compare him to this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144270
Same!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144281
>idea that someone important seems meek/ordinary.
or foolishly and clumsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144297
She prefers big caveman mitts to man handle her like an action figure

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144369
lol I was thinking about him back when they were sperging about drunken boxing

[Anonymous No.]

Gura only wants chocolate chip cookies, no raisins

[Anonymous No.]

That was such a girl moment

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stop milking Dad for spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

Calliope jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't do spoilers
The only time she tries not spoiling, Gura knew.
Sasuga Moritard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144444
Nice numbers

[Anonymous No.]

Yo can I watch this with just Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144444
Digits observed
are they real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144496
Its not her fault, gura just asks pointed questions.

[Anonymous No.]

gura mentions deja vu fairly often. i wonder if she can hex people.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got home. Someone tell them to start over. NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144444
WITNESSED

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144574
TV ads make her head feel funny, she probably one of them Monarch\Naomi kids from the programs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144536
They are 4 real

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144630
t. ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144619
i bet she hexed venti and carson

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144444
nice numbah, my dude

[Anonymous No.]

Calli's kind of in a hard place with this, I think the only way to not be annoying when you watch a movie you love with someone who's never seen it is to shut up and not say anything until the end, and then you can talk about it. Hard to do that in a watchalong though.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fucking Christ Mori shut the fuck up holy shit....

[Anonymous No.]

I really liked the games.

[Anonymous No.]

Never trust the white man

[Anonymous No.]

Gura you are not this stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>he killed his friends because of food fatigue

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144952
i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9144952
I'm sure watching it with Mori and streaming it at the same time keeps her from paying attention completely

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine watching this while cuddling with both Gura and Calli...

[Anonymous No.]

>1999
>peak of civilization
not entirely untrue

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just wants her steak...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143057
the point of the post modern philosophy behind the matrix would be to embrace the "ecstasy of communication". in other words, no the matrix is good.
or not up to you

[Anonymous No.]

Just noticed that Gura added a songs cover playlists. I'm sure she's referring to the previous one's she did with Kiara "Aikotoba III" and Matsuri "Sorairo Days", Full EN1 collab "Country Roads" but it might hint there is a another cover soonish, maybe. Eh, probably not but it will be inevitable that she'll do another cover. Hopefully for her channel.

Gura doesn't seem to mind the Matrix. Screw reality as it were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145199
one simple insurance fraud ruined everything 2 years later

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145195
Mori is great and I'm glad she's a great friend for Gura but i'd rather just cuddle and watch with my sharkwife alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>9139438
m-masaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145241
I don't want my life to be controlled by God

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145379
Im glad im agnostic. Theres a higher being but I'm in full control of my choices.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh calli?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura brain hurt.

Also, Calli isn't exactly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori is one of them overpulation environmentalist
Oh noes she's retarded
>>9145379
tough luck there isn't anything but God in existence
good news, free will is inherent quality of consciousness

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura views awkward autism as cute
IM IN BROS

[Anonymous No.]

King cover just hit 2 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145525
>Also, Calli isn't exactly wrong.
Good, start with your family, friends and then yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145534
She knows she's an awkward autist and everyone thinks she is cute, she's not wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the KIng Cover just hit 2 million at around 2 days, 1 hrs and 6 minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want an outfit like this
Mori wants to look like a school shooter. Kek

[Anonymous No.]

The game actually did this scene justice. I used to come back and replay it many times.

[Anonymous No.]

God I had such a boner for Trinity back in the day. Helped that I started puberty near the time I watched this movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145696
I played Max Payne to pretend it was the Matrix

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what we call soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145714
Max Payne 1/2 were great ngl, Fahrenheit and Dreamfall too
>>9145766
Now, back then it was peak production and direction for an action movie.

[Anonymous No.]

goora really doesn't like thinking does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145583
Huh? I'm not really sure how to respond to that. What, do you think humanity is wonderful and going in the right direction and nothing wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish this movie had more of THIS
Philosophical scifi bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145795
she is wearing a blue hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145795
its too complicated and that's why Ame is attracted to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145803
If you think that humanity is a virus and parasites and you don't kill yourself - you're a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>she still doesn't get it

Guys, I think our oshi is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145850

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145803
now you're just assuming shit
he merely proposed you be the change you want to see in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura takes the chip to learn how to drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145850
>>9145926
Exit shipfags.
Gura is a married woman and Ame has a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146002
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146002
both are me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145852
I don't literally believe humanity is a parasite, but the way things are currently we certainly behave like one. The solution is changing our behavior, not killing each other.

[Anonymous No.]

this movie sure is spawning a lot of real dumb conversations

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146030
Yeah, I'm done now, I came watch Gura have fun and hurt her brain, not argue with internet strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145789
I think it holds up pretty well. It has that 90s aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146028
>we certainly behave like one.
if by we you mean jews then sure

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, that's the 4chan I know and love

[Anonymous No.]

I have come to the uncomfortable conclusion that if Matrix were to be filmed today, Neo would be played by Adam Driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146028
We behave like any other animal, not specifically a parasite. We are just incredibly successful as a species, and we have to make a better effort to not fuck it up for ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146235
nevermind that. it's criminal that we never got to see keanu reeves play spike spiegel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146028
>>9146281
This. Deer gladly ruin the equilibrium and breed without end, ruining riverbanks by eating supportive grassroots etc. It happens naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146281
True, well said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146028
>>9146081
>>9146093
>>9146113
>>9146128
>>9146235
>>9146281
>>9146339
>>9146340
>>9146372
Will you stupid niggers shut the fuck up and talk about how cute Gura is....
All of you are literally retarded so either kill yourselves or talk about cute shgork

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146413

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146413
like me, gura is talking about keanu reeves

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori: THIS ISN"T SPOILERS PAY ATTENTION
>Gura: another question about movie from 10 minutes before

[Anonymous No.]

the robot man is mad

[Anonymous No.]

Yooo he did the anime punches. Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

But yes, Gura is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

shgork a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146413
Based.
Gooruh cute

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>No not the squggilies!
That was really cute Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

ha cha cha

[Anonymous No.]

SPIKE DIES

[Anonymous No.]

I think I got diabetes

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyeo...

[Anonymous No.]

they're playing shipbreaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146717
See you...

[Anonymous No.]

it's disney

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doesn't believe in the power of love

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE NICKEL-PLATED FMJS!?

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot how fucking dumb this movie is sometimes, I'm glad Gura is enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146993
i-is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146993
Is she though? I think she's feeling a light 6 on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146413
gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147042
>>9147027
I think she likes the cheesy schlock aspect of it at least

[Anonymous No.]

the city is named after murasaki shion

[Anonymous No.]

The matrix wasn't love after all. Why did you lie to us, Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol that flying was too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147116
>>9142975
It kinda was, machines weren't assholes, still aren't. They could've wiped humanity, they didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146413
You're right. Goorah cute.

[Anonymous No.]

She loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's probably going to watch 2 and 3
This is going to be kino

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao that was great. It's so dumb but I loved it. It's been so long since I saw it last man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9146817
Wouldn't that make a decent stream game? Zatsudan with the occasional explosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147178
why? the whole point is that there is no limit

[Anonymous No.]

We do have answers, Mori. You can recover electrical appliances and wiring after a EMF pulse, you would just have to replace a lot of components and wiring.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say it, I liked the sequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147217
since she has no clue that's gonna be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

oh god don't say that calli, gura would actually try to jump

[Anonymous No.]

God damn I forgot this movie had such a banging soundtrack

[Anonymous No.]

I love our dorky shark

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura tried to fly after seeing peter pan

Oh my god she's literally a child

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura tried to fly after seeing peter pan
Between this and the sunshine song, she must have been such a cute kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147255
I know, but it was so corny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure Spoon Boy must love the Gura and Mori shoutout.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>how do you fly?
Some crazy /x/fag once told me all you need is make yourself into deadpool cancer growing on graphene matrix like a polyp on coral with cells that all have built-in biolaser in it generating enough thrust to make you fly.

I wonder if he ever got that microscope he wanted to start experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

gura asking a question and mori going teacher mode and googling is kino

[Anonymous No.]

fuck science

[Anonymous No.]

>these questions
imouto simulator

[Anonymous No.]

This big sister / little sister energy is so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

she didn't like it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147345
Well, yeah, she was once a child, like everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE SAID YES!

[Anonymous No.]

Blush!

[Anonymous No.]

pls god no

[Anonymous No.]

BROJOB BROJOB!

[Anonymous No.]

TE TE

[Anonymous No.]

my yuri goggles tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147345
I used to have dreams about flying and there was a very specific principle to it. But I always forgot main details of it when I wake up. I do remember some but they're understandably not enough to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

goodbye, virus shark

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This movie felt kinda underwhelming honestly, I dunno maybe it's just not my kind of movie.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori treating watching Matrix 2 like a wedding proposal to Gura is pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura bust out super rare big brain moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147663
oh nyoo..

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah, I forgot about Matrix 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147687
Yeah then again when I was a kid I thought I could channel ki and power up after watching DBZ, so I don't blame her

[Anonymous No.]

gura and mori are going to watch Matrix Revolutions and fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

well, trannychowski made couple other movies since they've cut off their dick and they did not suck ass
the sense8 tv show, discounting the rainbow dildo, was fine too

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura just imply that she would be in Japan in december?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh God, I never watched the Matrix sequels... What am I in for, buds? Only heard they were disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori didn't want to be a hacker, she wanted to fuck one. Get your facts straight, Goorah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147825
Oh? I guess I wasn't paying enough attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147825
wait what I totally missed that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147870
The first one is the only good one

[Anonymous No.]

>gura calling out the LARP

I fucking love her

[Anonymous No.]

It's different GOOORUUUUH

kek

[Anonymous No.]

Gura roasting Calli and then herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147870
they have rushed through 2nd because too many ideas and had to redo shit
the 3rd one is a solid
games and animatrix really compliment the storytelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147902
>>9147908
>We will see the matrix 4 together this year

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Gura still thinking about that chainmail

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147825
No..... where the fuck did you get that dumbass idea?

[Anonymous No.]

pro tip: you multiply 30 * 5 to get 150 and then subtract 10 to get 140.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147800
Wait, they also made Speed Racer
Let's get a Bone Bro watchalong of that shit going

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147969
You are literally retarded..... please dont ever go to the store as I would feel bad that the employees would have to tard wrangle you so you dont disturb the other customers.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was very young, I made batman wings made out of cardboard, taped each of them to both my arms, and was seriously going to jump out of our 4th floor apartment balcony because I believed I'd be able to fly. Good thing my parents were there to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

They really are bone bros

[Anonymous No.]

>They're both bad a math.
THEY ARE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147969
I thought Chumbuds are Stupid was just a meme but you are making me rethink that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148063
Based method of the closest ten

[Anonymous No.]

welp

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU SUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THEY WERE BEING CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>Stream goes down during the best part...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148106
More like boner bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148063
thats still doing extra. 28 x 10 is 280 then half that for x5

[Anonymous No.]

FUUUUUCK WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>susan kicks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148228
i have a fused multiply-add so it's the same number of instructions for me

[Anonymous No.]

Did they even notice it went down?

[Anonymous No.]

Matrix 2 set for a future watch-a-long on Gura's channel. Maybe next month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148317
Yeah, Mori made a comment about her parent's internet being better than hers in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

SHE SAID IT
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

[Anonymous No.]

Truly some wise words from Gura

[Anonymous No.]

lex luthor...

[Anonymous No.]

IM GONNA TAKE THE BLUE PILL AND LIVE WITH MY OSHI

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it I fucking love her aglkj;aklgdj;lkagdjlkjgaf;lkgdj

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9147969
bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>It's breeding right now
she likes to jumble her words

[Anonymous No.]

Time to get a tattoo of that

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is forever. I am now blue pilled.

[Anonymous No.]

My shit take:

The second one is worth watching if you really liked the first one.

The third one is hot garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>what you feel in your heart is real
gura... i didn't expect to almost cry during this stream. I love her, that feeling is real and that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

I had so much fun watching a movie with these two. It's like having real friends...

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi is forever

[Anonymous No.]

good stream, I will not fap to the thought of Gura being covered in slime

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, that was probably the comfiest watch along I've ever seen. I don't even like Mori, but she has some pretty good chemistry with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is forever

[Anonymous No.]

Love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura may not have quite got it, but she had fun, so that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is forever in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148699
and I'll love her forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi is forever
Gura streaming forever confirmed!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148078
>>9148146
>>9148509
Sorry I'm currently not sober and forgot that movies are streaming at release now, I for some reason thought they would have to go to the theater together.

[Anonymous No.]

you suck calli. i hope you know i only watched this for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148745
I can already see her eyes glaze over during the Architect scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148697
Mori lets down her guard with Gura and it's very sweet. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>9148818
go be a faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148745
Reading into some things too hard and missing some of the more obvious stuff. To be expected. Honestly I was about as confused as she was when I first watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Calli is cute in her own way. While she may not be my exact cup of tea, I can see her appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

That ending has me gosling like a motherfucker. I'm glad it's late and I can pass out because I miss her so much already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148986
>>9148839
I think every Holo is extremely cute in their own way. They’re like ice cream flavors. Everybody has a favorite, but they’re all still just delicious ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148981
Yeah, I'm sure I was too, to be honest. I was a kid when I first saw it so it went way over my head. I also was paying more attention to the thread and the stream than the movie, so I'll have to watch it again sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149013
Lucky you, I have work in an hour..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149104
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149104
>>9149121

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149013
ingmi bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9148745
To be fair, they talked over a lot of the dialogue that explained things Gura proceeded to ask later. I think this movie is better seen by yourself first, having other person there to distract you and banter throughout will get you distracted and lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149199
advarcher wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149199
Oh wow, the Gawr/Gura difference is a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149078
It's Friday my dude, stall like a motherfucker, burn them good boy points!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9149207
True. This is definitely a movie you need to pay full attention to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9145436
>>9145526
Now that the movie ended, I want to say:
I don't know if there's any god witnessing us, I willfully ignore such a thought, not because I think I wouldn't be able to comprehend the existence and consequences of such a being, I do it because I believe I should concentrate in those who are equal to me to me
I believe that the actions of other living beings will inherently affect my thoughts and choices giving me various ideas, BUT I CHOOSE which ideas I'll take to affect the world itself
There's concepts like following what a religion or ideology created by social leaders dictates you, but I refuse living by and for such concepts. I believe that every person should be able to live their own lives taking any choice they want as long as it doesn't result harmful. To explain it, I don't want to follow such things as the expectations of society (morals), I'll follow what I consider is right and wrong, good and evil (ethics)
Of course, that wouldn't express well in any form the nuances of human nature and survivorship, humans and as such any living being wants to keep themselves alive and have their own happiness, Nature wanted it that way and I'll stand by that. The thing is, I'm also reminded of those persons who can't allow themselves a such right like freedom due to the selfishness of "evil people", so I'll live and take choices to better the life of those I can reach, especially those I love
You know, I used to be scared of taking any impactful decision for my future and screwing my life, and when the current situation of the world kicked in, I couldn't care less for a future that seemed so uncertain. But now, I had an epiphany: I don't think I can just pull a 180º and start being motivated to drive my life to a direction I want since I still feel indifferent about the future, AND that's why I must escape from such moodiness and compose myself into finding a escape from the monotony of uncertainess and earn my own happiness
I fucking love you everyone, I hope every poster of this board can have a nice day and start seeing the light that will give an insight of resourcefulness

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>>9142308
I love this but it doesn't take into account the amount of effort it's going to take to suck 12 dicks an hour.

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>>9149199
based

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>>9149622
Oh wow, I completely missed this post earlier. Stuff like this is why I keep coming here. kek

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>>9149540
I think I get what you're saying. Good attitude to have and thanks, chumbud.

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>>9149540
Anon, your meds…

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1433659140459704349
Guwa put out a celebratory tweet (did not include a number) for King!

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>>9149540
That was a whole lot of text, chumbro. Good luck living your life though. Oyasame

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>>9149540
God said that. But because he chose to forget his omniscience in favor of separation, individuality and change - parasites growing on his sleeping body are plentiful. It's them that most people see as organized religion and get the wrong idea about God.

Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Islam, Judaism being thinly veiled anti-God Satanism is redpilling 101.

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>>9145379
>I don't want my life to be controlled by God
Lucky you: God can only be sinless if humanity is responsible for its own actions. If there is no free will then God commits our sins for us.

Gura cute. I'm going to bed.

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>>9149924
おめでとう!!!!!

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>>9149622
it should be easy for her to find a much greater number of shrimps to milk than those strictly required to meet the daily production quota. we can take 10 hours as a worst-case estimate to demonstrate the viability of the plan. simply organizing 1,200 shrimps into tranches for a 10-day rotation gives her access at all times to stock who have been looking forward to their next milking for over a week. the average should be much less than five minutes.

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uh oh calligulabros we got too cocky

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Gura entered the Minecraft server for a second and left

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>>9150669
What a tease.

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I gotta go to work now, if Gura does anything cute in the other girl's streams, please post about it in this thread or the next. See you guys in 10+ hours.