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I love Ina!

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Ina indifferent

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>>90943678
How fucking dare you. Soup is one of the first meals ever made dating back to prehistoric times. When you cook soup none of the nutrition from the ingredients goes to waste because it all goes into the soup. It's simple, delicious, and healthy. Don't you ever diss soup you fucking monkey

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Mococo calls Fuwawa fat in order to make her anorexic so she’ll lose her fat tits and thighs.
Everyone thinks Fuwawa is evil but Mococo is the one

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>>90943953
Please don't remind me about shioriburger.

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>Get a pan
>Turn on high heat
>Throw some of butter on
>Crack like two or three eggs onto it once butter melts down
>Add salt and pepper
>Scramble this shit
>Throw onto buttered slices of bread with some cheese on them once it's nice and firm
Presto, high quality scrambled eggs with none of the gay runny shit

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I like when Laplus sings this song

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Fully non biased tier list, maybe Mori could move up.

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If you don't know how to cook you're unironically a failure.

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I love this doll

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>>90944048
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

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>>90944045
She cooka da pasta

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>>90944045
Mori should definitely move up.

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>government mandated Ina thread

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>>90944048
Sometimes you gotta talk to the realest rocka you know

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>>90944036
>He thinks it's that easy for people to cook eggs

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suibrown

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>>90944036
Why the fuck would you need to put butter on both the eggs and the toast you fat fuck

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Is there any hype moment from Fes as Haachama showing up unannounced or Suisei appearing on an extra day?
Listener-san I know you are here, Korone is hype too but I'm already used to it

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>>90944085
Akutan...Koyori.... Roboco.....

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>>90944036
I take approximate 3 times the amount of time you do to make eggs and bacon, but it is 1.5 times as good.

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>>90944089
so the big nose rrat is true LOL

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I can cook, mate. Fucking salt-burned yanks taste raping themselves until they can't appreciate high quality subtle ingredients.

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>>90944045
HelloFresh does NOT count

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Why are you guys like this

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Is this a replacement for smol Ame?

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>>90944108
Because it's good

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>>90944108
Butter is healthy for you.

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>>90944036
Instructions unclear, set the kitchen on fire burning gravy.

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>>90944115
I would cover Koyori's eggs with my white stuff

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>>90944108
The fat of the butter lubricates the bread.

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>>90944036
I cook my eggs in bacon grease, shit's good

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Bae a cute.

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hewwo

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>>90944143
Even if you think that, Kiara's cooked outside of that, on stream even. She made raclette like YESTERDAY for God's sake!

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>>90944142
oi m8 is dat a fakkin toast sandie?

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I love Reine!

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>>90944143
I have seen her twitter and things not using Hellofreshed cook and I'm being 100% non biased or retarded

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>>90944070
Isn't raora on record as saying she doesn't cooka da pasta. I was not impressed by her dual stream with mori either.

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>>90944045
Mori literally cooked a big meal for a bunch of EN holomems in Japan like last week and there have been several holomems who mentioned she cooked for them at her house. 100% move her up.

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>>90944160
Why the fuck would you need to lubricate the bread. Just use a toaster

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post cursed shit

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>>90944189
Have you ever had unlubed bread? It's disgusting.

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>>90944014
BWEH!

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>>90944142
brits also put potato chips between two pieces of bread....

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>>90944016
>What is denatured protein

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>>90944143
Stop coping bro

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>>90944108
Eggs so they move around and not stick
Bread so cheese sticks better to it and bread get less dry, most of bread one will drip down anyway

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>>90944181
She's the best!

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Eggs are icky.

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>>90944143
Why not?

>>90944163
If you got excess, strain out the bits and then mix the fat with cold water. You can scrape off the protein and particles that collect at the bottom of the fat, heat on low around boiling temp to remove water, and then you have purified bacon grease.

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>>90944143
Nigger she made spatzle from scratch in one of her first cooking streams.

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>>90944085
I will never get hpw ketchup on egg became a thing

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Hololive kinda made me want to be a woman. Is there any real way to cope? Unironically. Help, anons

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>>90944089
suisei looks like THAT? Blegh...

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>>90944185
>>90944074
I ask because I don't know Mori's cooking game as well.

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Cloyster used HYDRO PUMP

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>>90944224

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Is it true that CC lost green woman status?

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>>90944209
Yes we do and it's actually good
Ham + Salt and Vinegar McCoys my beloved

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>>90944209
Ye and it's well good. What's not to love?

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>>90944209
We should've let the Germans invade that useless island on WW2

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>>90944211
Aminoacids?

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>>90944249
To be fair Mori's tacos fucking suck.

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>>90944224
I'm not going to lie to you it took me until age 35 to start to be able to eat eggs and I can only eat omelettes/fried eggs nothing runny or fluffy.

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>>90944222
Alright I guess that makes sense

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>>90944191

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>>90944085
>Shion can cook
Did not expect that.

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>>90944244
It's very simple
You Will Never Be A Woman

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>>90944108
Sorry grandpa, but butter isn't bad for you. Keep up.

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>>90944271
A FAKKIN CRISP BUTTY M8

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>>90944143
She unsubscribed from Hello Fresh months ago

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>>90944142
BLUD'Y LUV'LY MATE PROPPA FAKKIN SCRAN INNIT YANKS WOULDN'T KNOW THEY ASS FROM T'EY ELBOW TRYNA MAKEITTINNA KICH'N

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>>90944244
do not be a tranny you might as well re roll life

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What Disney character does Suityan play anyway?

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>>90944211
>Denature proteins
>We can eat them better
What did evolution mean by this

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>>90944289
Advent Megazord

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>>90943965
If they don't announce a gura set today I will start believing the rrats.

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The actual cooking mistake Kiara has made is not knowing about the difference between real dairy butter and margarine, thinking the latter is just as good and always using it instead.

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>>90944321
Based, any gameplay?

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>>90944142
Is this lemon cake surrounding a high quality seed bread

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>>90944292
If Shion hadn't been randomly picked up by yagoo during his compensated dating escapades she'd be a housewife with two kids by now cooking omuraisu every day.

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there are soup addicts among us

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>>90944189
>Why the fuck would you need to lubricate the bread.
So it crams easier.

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>>90944231
most people can't cook eggs well and it covers the taste.

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>>90944183
No she cooks pasta, but not pizza. The stream she did with Mori was her first pizza from scratch iirc. I think even in Italy pizza is one of those things like ramen in Japan where you could make it but it takes like 10 hours of prep and only costs like $10 bucks.

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>>90944289

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>>90944045
>>90944249
>Somoni make s a cooking tier list 100 (you')s and people fighting
>Someone makes a different one and no one fighting
What's the difference?

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>>90944191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFFXNReE2Vs

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>>90944244
average euro poster

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What are the chances that Cheebs will replace smol ame in holofes?

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>>90944315
Moana

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Honk pinch honk

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>>90944108
The butter lubricates your heart valves reducing the chance of a heart attack. You should eat a stick of butter every day.

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>>90944294
This doesn't help to cope at all

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>>90944191
HiRyS, it's Iris

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>>90944351
No mate, it's a piece of toast between a butter slices of bread.

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>>90944371
This too, is Shiboo...

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>>90944371
as always Biboo improved by adding breasts

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>>90944344
https://youtu.be/t2DGDgjRu8E

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>>90944369
oic

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>>90944259
Shioriface has gone too fucking far this time.

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>>90944368
egg whites have no taste tho it's just rubbery

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>>90944271
I'm American and this is literally what I ate most days in my childhood

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I called her a lazy whore, you didn't believe me.
I called her a snake, you didn't believe me.
I called her a grifter, you didn't believe me. All these years and I was right. Fauna was a shit hire who didn't deserve to be in Hololive.
She will never be an idol.
The whole "gaming idol kirin" shit is a farce.
She will fade into irrelevancy when she's gone and not even a new identity will help her.

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>>90944045
Ceci can cook, she just doesn't like cleaning up after

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>>90944373
this physically hurts wtf

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>>90944372
I made it on point and not to shipost for (you)s

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I wonder how that Tako is who had the leftover pie doe.

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>>90943554
My erection has questions, she had the ability to sound even hotter than Zeta this whole time? did covid give her this sex voice?

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Ok but how do you make broccoli and spinach taste good?

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>>90944244
You will never be a woman so be the best man you can be instead of a poor knock off.

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>>90944429
I'm sorry for you about the American thing

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>>90944429
nigga detected

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I want to fuck Shiorin so bad bros

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>>90944339
>Disgusting

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>>90944423
Stop over cooking your eggs and use same damn salt.

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>>90944448
Why is always the Takos who can cook and act like housewives?

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GO REINE GO

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>>90944458
You season them

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Are all of you watching Towa?

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>>90944429
Sorry your parents were poor and grew up in the civil war reconstruction period

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>>90944458
They taste good though.

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>>90944458
stir fry, with oyster sauce

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>>90944458
Season 'em, have them with some sauce, or boil them and make soup

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>>90944458
Cook 'em, duh. Add some olive oil.

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>>90944458
>broccoli
Oven and good sauce
>spinach
You use it as ingredient in a drink

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Lapsama my friend

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>>90944458
>broccoli
stir fry
>spinach
garlic and butter

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>>90944458
>broccoli
By smothering it in cheese and butter. You can make it taste GOOD, but it won't be GOOD FOR YOU anymore. You can also toss it into sliced beef stirfry for broccoli beef.
>spinach
Spinach is hit-or-miss. You either love it or you hate it. A bit of salt can go a long way but most people just consider eating it raw since cooking spinach wilts it into nothing.

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>>90944471
If you're black then she probably loves you already

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>>90944481
Takos are like kenzies: all women. Not a single penis in sight.

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>>90944045
Mori is officially wife material now

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>>90944271
Chips add a nice crunch to sammies.

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>>90944045
Where is Haachama on this list?

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Just add hot sauce to everything

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>you liked Ame, Gura, Mumei, and Fauna?
>relax bro, hololive is GROWING, there's much better things to watch now!

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>>90944458
I will never understand the hate for broccoli. That shit taste good man

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>>90944521
I see you've moved on to Shiori since Fauna is leaving

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>>90944458
that's a nice looking cake

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I like when Reine does the :< face

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>>90944458
Is that a Watamelon?

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>>90944458
Spinach I don't know, but roasting or air frying broccoli is actually a good way to make it taste better. This is assuming you just don't like the taste of them raw.

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>>90944521
I'm mexican

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>>90944531
Herr's makes an entire line of chips made to go in sandwiches

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>>90944458
I blanch my my spinach with garlic and a bit of butter

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is the autoupdater fucked or something?

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So wheres Mumei

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>>90944559
Sorry

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>>90944546
since when did moona have a fang?

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You know, for a thread that argues so much about cooking, I've never seen anyone here post a meal they made like people do on /ck/ or /sp/. Are you all just larpers?

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>>90944458
Broccoli tastes good raw but I also stir fry it

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>>90944545
Why would Fauna like black...?

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>>90944564
No but your mom is

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>>90944566
moomin

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>>90944520
Broccoli already tastes good, it's the best tasting vegetable after onions and potatoes.

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Why do >we have so many cooks?

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>>90944566
going live with a karaoke the second you fall asleep

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>>90944045
Gura should be moved up at least one, she can bake

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>>90944566
Moomed for little moomsies out

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>>90944532
Under British

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>>90944587
I made Mamarissa's chip dip last fest and it fucked my stomach to a high degree.

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>My Oshi
Ina!
>My second favorite
Shiori!
>My third favorite
Mori!
>My fourth favorite
CC!

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>>90944552
No.

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>>90944458
Brussels sprouts are better than either desu

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>>90944566
School.

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Hololive or /hlgg/ masterchef when?

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>>90944578
there, there
It's ok, I'm pretty comfy here

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>>90944524
I have a slightly above average penis

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my blud over making a yab over a thumbnail that was already changed and from a stream that hasn't even happened

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GO REINE GOOOOOOOOO

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>>90944539
Growing unlike your physically stunted penis, yes.

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>>90944463
What's the motivation to do that?

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>>90944540
Ehhhhh it just tastes bland to me. Gotta prepare a lotta shit to make it taste good

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>>90944607
This is a /ck/ colony.

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GO REINE GO
What the fuck is this Odo instrumental?

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>>90944631
Hot

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>>90944587
I ate it already

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>>90944587
thirdies that eat shit everyday report you for being off topic

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>>90944045
is biboo wife material?

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>>90944675
But why?

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>>90944650
It's fine, if Shiori talking about the homos for 5 minutes straight didn't make a yab, nothing will. She'll live

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>>90944587
what do you mean, cookbeat keeps posting his pizzas

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>>90944587
I posted my baking stuff tons of times.

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>>90944607
People here enjoy women so of course they enjoy other finer things in life as well

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>>90944607
Feminine hobbies go hand to hand, hololive is pretty gay
I like gardening and cooking and man

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What is the secret to making a great streak?

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>>90944061
i wanna fuck this doll

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>>90944587
I go through bouts of only eating instant noodles with eggs and ground beef + taco seasoning, to making my own gyudon from ribeye steaks, pasta vodka, beef stroganoff, shrimp scampi, et cetera. And nobody ever asks for pictures.

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>>90944393
This looks very familiar for some reason

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Sana may've left but she will never be forgotten
Sana love!
Day 821

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>>90944339
my mom...

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>>90944736
Can I fuck you?

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>>90944694
Yeah, very portable too
but she is mine, go away

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Anyone have the soundpost of smol ina dancing to Odo by Ado?

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>>90944736
You like man?

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Man, I just fry eggs every day for breakfast and don't bother with your bullshit

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>>90944559
Get well soon

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Incest is now legal, everybody should go and breed their mothers

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GO REINE GO

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Amazing scream reine

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>>90944716
in hopes of making a viral tiktok like every stupid vertical video.

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>>90944736
A GAYBEAT

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>>90944587
There's a tako who used to post his steak and mac n cheese every friday
He died of a heart attack

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>>90944609
Baking and cooking are two very separate things anon.

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>>90944539
one day you'll grow up to enjoy NTR
for now, stay as a child

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>>90944607
Niggas do be eating

>>90944736
Why're you gay?

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>>90944588
since debut

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>>90944767
Hahahaha where? Just do avoid that place of course haha.

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>>90944566
In my womb

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>>90944670
I mean why would you not? Who wants to be mediocre?

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>>90944736
>spoiler
I too love humanity.

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>>90944749
I'm a 5'7 dude though, is that ok?

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>>90944249
IRyS is obsessed with food and even she was impressed by Mori's apple crisp salad

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>>90944807
Calm down Fuwawa

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>>90944607
lotta fat fucks. i bet most of us doordash too much tho

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>>90944782
He was a KFP and he's still alive, he was at breaking dimensions.

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>>90944760
Without anything else I mean

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>>90944830
Yeah, I am too.

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>>90944672
Just boil it in salted water

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Ina food update soon or I kill myself, Kumomane

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>>90944737
Anything other than well-done goes straight to the trash bin.

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WHY IS MY AUTOUPDATE NOT WORKING
YES I USE 4CHANXT

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>>90944566
moom? soon.
sooner and sooner...

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>>90944249
Mori has been bragging about leveling her housewife skill recently

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>>90944211
do you know what happens to protein when it makes contact with stomach acid and bile

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>>90944602
carrots >>

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Which CC is the mimic?

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>>90944844
>kfp
Dead to me

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I cannot make a good mashed potato for the life of me

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I LOVE REINE

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>>90944842
I've literally never ordered delivery food in my life. I pick-up all my pizzas from the pizzeria, and I currently live in a place you physically can't order via ordering apps, I'm outside all of their range.

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Mumei will do a guerrilla stream some time soon, possibly next week, the voices in my head told me this.

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GET READY FOR MY SHOW

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/hlgg/ck/ any advice on onions eggs

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>>90944830
>>90944853
uh, manlet alert

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>>90944782
>Tako
This is stolen valor

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>>90944895
But he isn't dead?

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AH RATATATA HORNY

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>>90944913
the filter...

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>>90944892
The cute one

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Is Cecilia Immergreen the holo with the the most dropped games streamed in holoEN?

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>>90944895
Uh oh buttery egg meltdown

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>nerizzler
>has no rizz
???

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>>90944933
Not yet

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>>90944736
Which man???

[Anonymous No.]

I think Towa

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>>90944940
Just because she hasn't finished them doesn't mean she dropped them

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>>90944927
I'm like at least 2 inches shorter than that and it doesn't even matter for any life goals

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>>90944950
She's so cooked. It's over.

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Potatoes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eggs

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>>90944898
this might be the easiest shit to make ever. my secret: melt some butter with garlic in the microwave then mix that in while mashing

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GO REINE GO

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>>90944977

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>>90944950
the midwest femoid style of rizz is just spreading her legs for every male that comes along human or not

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>>90944913
Mix the shoyu and mirin
Softboil eggs for exactly 6m 15s, ice bath
Put in container
Marinate

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>>90944244
i genuinely think gura was a boy in her past life who was granted the ultimate wish in the cycle of reincarnation
because now she is one of the most natural cute girls in the world and is destined to forever be popular and beloved wherever she goes, she also finds her own body cute and is unafraid to say "im cute" and retweets skimpy loli art of herself, she also loves being girly (loves wearing pink, loves barbie and cute small creatures, loves cute clothing and cute shoes and hairstyles, loves the thrill of being chased around by monsters, loves cool old men)
i guess what im saying is if youre on your best behavior then maybe you can become the next gura after you die

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>>90944987
aww hell nah
skull emoji skull emoji

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>>90944587
/hlgg/ is pure larp

Every single /hlgg/ poster is:
>35+ years old
>white (VERY white)
>can cook, clean
>self sufficient with strong conservative values
>hates women
>works out
>absurdly good at video games
>has no issue meeting women despite posting on /hlgg/

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>>90944990
Counterpoint: Potatoes and eggs

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>>90944898
Dude, just peel them and boil in water. How hard is that?

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>>90944991
I'll try that

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>>90944901
*most of us who live within civilization probably order too much

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>>90944085
The "good" ones look like some inedible art project, with their perfectly even coloration and blasted photo saturation to look like radioactive plastic.
Pekora's looks like food. Food that was cooked, and can be eaten. I want that one.

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Reine was so cool today

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>>90944142
If you have leftover bread and you don't have the fixings to make a proper sandwich or are just going full poorfag, a toast sandwich actually ain't half bad if you just need something in the moment.

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Bros my stomach is killing me I have the shits
Please tell CC for me that she is cute today

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>>90944393
No, that's just Sora in a different style.

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>>90944990
Coleslaw beats both as side dishes.

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>>90945020
>>30+ years old
>>white (VERY white)
>>can cook, clean
>>self sufficient with strong conservative values
>>hates women
>>absurdly good at video games
All true.

>>works out
A bit too lazy these days. Need to do my squats and pullups.

>>has no issue meeting women despite posting on /hlgg/
Pfthahahahaah

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Reinegone.....

[Anonymous No.]

reinegone...

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>>90945020
I'm only 4 of those things and I'll let you guess what they are.

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>>90944937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-J5FmQhugs

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>>90945030
i use minced garlic from a jar because its easy

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>>90945060
I will tell her that anon has the shits

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reinegone...

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>>90945071
racist

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>>90944844
He was a pretty cool guy

[Anonymous No.]

Can your oshi do THIS???

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>>90944539
i get that its a joke because i'm not SEA but why did anyone think this would go over well

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>>90945060
You're going to shit for 2 hours?

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>>90945009
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Baking > cooking

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>>90944898
Mashed potatoes are fucking easy to make my guy.
>Cut up Idaho potatoes
>Cut up Red potatoes
>Boil them with salt
>While boiling, mix together milk, melted butter, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, and sour cream
>When you can crush the potatoes with tongs with minimal effort (not falling apart but just cooked enough to smash), drain them
>Put back into the pot and then smash the potatoes while slowly adding in the seasoning mix you made
>Keep mixing until incorporated and creamy
Wa la. You just made tasty mashed potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I ready for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944587
I posted my cookies for kiaras sweet reviews
You guys said I used too much butter

[Anonymous No.]

reinegone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945112
It didn't go over poorly if that's what you're suggesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945118
I hate this image just makes me think about that shitty ichimi hag now

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945119
I like to bake >dude weed brownies

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945112
Mori forgets about how schizo SEA is sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945050
But...just make toast...just eat the toast...

[Anonymous No.]

reinegone.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
i hit about 3 of these. im terrible at video games and dont really care for playing them unless its something extremely kino like RE or Nier

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Niko beat Stray.

[Anonymous No.]

We should have more streams about food. Maybe even a cook-off with the EN girls trying to make their best meal. We had a noticeable lack of thanksgiving streams this year...

[Anonymous No.]

Behold: the ultimate appetizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945119

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944458
Broccoli: roast it with salt and oil in a really hot oven so you can get some sear.
Spinach: add cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945160
Look man, if I know my bread likely to go bad soon, I'm using it all up one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
I don't even know if I'm white or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945112
what most likely happened was
>Shiori: dude we should name it NTR battle I think it would be hilarious wwww
>Mori: yeah idk about that, I'll do it but if people get upset I might change it
>Shiori: man I love NTR...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945160
You don't get it. The toast is the "meat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945172
>Nier
>kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
i prefer stuffed mushrooms personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
towa'd eggs

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>>90945190
IS THAT FUCKING EGG YOLKS MIXED WITH MAYO HOLY CANNOLI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945129
And another note: You don't even need to peel the potatoes either. Just wash them and cut them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
I legit wish I knew how to make this thing specifically. I see it everywhere and have no idea how people create it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
Dis nigga be droppin nuclear bomb braps

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945119
Most culinary dishes are served cooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945216
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
this is mainly me, i dont cook or clean though, my wife does

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945213
you're one of those third worlders i mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945119
Baking is souless precision

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945213
NTR is good. Better than most other fetishes anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945213
I can see Shiori saying this tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945239
I bet Mori serves this every Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945240
Hardboil eggs
Scoop out yolks
Chop them up with mayo and paprika and salt and pepper and shit, I think maybe pickles too
Mash until it's like a thick mixture, then put inside the egg cavity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945129
you can skip half these ingredients and still make it tasty. ur recipe does sound good tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
Towa eggs…

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945258
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
this shit takes so much extra effort and results in more dirty dishes than just a nice egg salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945094
based. I use fresh garlic because I like fishing the skin out of the press

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945184
I remember that pizza baking stream with Raira and Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945190
I almost puked just looking at this

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945277
I can also see Shiori suggesting we nuke the South Pacific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945112
>>90945152
You guys are manifesting a backlash that didn't happen because she all she did was put it up, joked about it in chat, a bunch of people went AYO???? then she changed it literally 20 minutes later

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>>90945298
They're all things commonly found in pantries. You can skip the sour cream if you don't like it normally and thus don't buy it, but the rest of the seasonings make an "ok" mashed potatoes turn into an amazing one with almost no extra effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944249
>>90944045
>Not a single person fought for the girls in the "Would die without someone feeding them or ubber eats" category

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944587
Added tofu and an egg and some chili oil to my noodles once
Not much at all but it looked and tasted good

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna learn how to make Chili next

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944814
No one, but that by itself doesn't give me any motivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945342
you think if you take the key out you can stick your dick in the hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945184
GG, Nerissa, Fauna and Shiori are the only active ENs who live in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945342
Why are you from New York?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
Does fighting the other local village lads once a week for sport count as working out

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945357
What is the point when people don't watch them and just read threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945342
Same

[Anonymous No.]

mayonegg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945354
Cream cheese is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>ends all debates

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945412

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945435
mmm hash

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945287
I think some mustard is pretty standard as well

[Anonymous No.]

S H A V E

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[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
I'm half of these

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>>90945359
NTA but that looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

I have learned to cook to keep me and my sister alive. My sisters idea when I'm cooking:
>"Why are you cooking chickens breasts that way, you can just boil them in the microwave"
>Lit the oven of fire cooking bacon because she thought you put it in a pan into the oven
>Burned water

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945357
Other than maybe Gura who has mentioned baking stuff, the others admit they can't cook.

[Anonymous No.]

Eggs are extremely versatile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945435
the person who serves me these needs to call me "hon" or im rioting

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
That's crazy Kanade's brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945463
i want to rub my glans all over her freshly shaved pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945435
I can never get the yellow part from breaking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945108
Shion does this and her futa cock flops out of her skirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945463
https://litter.catbox.moe/l10t40.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/l10t40.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/l10t40.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
>white (VERY white)
>can cook, clean
>self sufficient with strong conservative values
>works out
These are just called being a normally fucking human being, why are you shocked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
so she's retarded? thats hot give me her number

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945367
sounding is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
>Lit the oven of fire cooking bacon because she thought you put it in a pan into the oven
I take it it wasn't a oven safe pan? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
Why is Kanade so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945481
Gura also used to say she couldn't cook during her hololive streams

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gigi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945518
I'm Korean not white and I'm normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>turns any dish into a cuisine

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
Did she boil over the bacon and flood the stove with oily water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945486
I thought he was stuck in a wheelchair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
Yes, hololive does attract functioning members of society in addition to the dregs that it then helps with growing up

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1864737440851988948

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
Kande2

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945540
It was not

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945560
You miss her SO BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945562
Post korean pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945472
>burned water
Fucking how?

[Anonymous No.]

where to begin cooking? All I eat is instant noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945518
i doubt most hlggers are self sufficient gym rats. just look at the meetups

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945562
Sorry about your wiener

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945562
Then can you help me out and tell me where to find good korean porn? Professional or amateur

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945616
Start with learning how to braise chicken thighs, they can take a lot of abuse so you can overcook them like fuck and they will still come out fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945565
Blue cheese is the pits (good)

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945616
watch foodwishes on youtube. sort videos by most popular and try whichever one looks good+easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945562
>'m Korean not white
work on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945586
No thats mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945562
>I'm Korean
>I'm normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945565
Cheese is very versatile. First, you can have cheese-eating girls take it off food and suddenly become thin, or have girls eating cheese flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's cheese and eating it like, "Haha, got your cheese!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys eating cheese! I really like when their cheese have that suspicious looking blue mold, and it's amazing how it can look really bitter or just be a slight funk. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of cheese based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those semi-cured cheese, or the thick rind cheeses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of cheese at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some Beaufort or Marine to try some Cablanca to replace her normal diet. We really need cheese to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945605
OBSESSED with missing her...

[Anonymous No.]

Since when is Shiori a glowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945616
start with rice

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys didn't miss what goes on in Kanade's room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945615
>I will make da pasta
>Boil water on stove and adds butter to the water I guess?
>Put it on max
>Leaves to play on her phone for 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945616
Eggs are a start. Everything starts with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>ecelebshit
>ecelebshit
>ecelebshit
>dragon quest
dragon quest it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945621
You don't need to be a gym rat to work out enough to be not in shitty shape.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like cooking and avoid it as much as I can, luckily I'm autistic and can eat the same thing every day with no problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945702
She needs proper correction.

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>>90945616
Cooking is 75% experience and 25% equipment. Having a good stainless steel pan, some tongs, a thermometer, a strainer, a whisk, and some regular and slotted spoons helps. The rest is just looking up what you want, following some directions and trying to do it, and realizing what you've done wrong.
Some things are fixable, like a broken mayo or a sauce that didn't thicken enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945702
matsuri is the type of girl that wouldn't notice if you took off the condom while going at it from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944224
>>90944259
>>90944422
Yamashuba is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945678
I'd give Mococo some of MY cheese, if you know what I'm spittin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945768
...how do they notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945768
>implying she would ask to use one in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>62204567
>>71335200
>>71625253
Grudgeposting cause I never got a reply entertaining any of my posts about my prophecies. Thought I was joking?

[Anonymous No.]

CC collabed with Biboo in holocure according to teamup, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945766
For the autistic a reading of On Food And Cooking can help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945766
>25% equipment
I love my slow cooker so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945621
I'm not buff but I'm not fat either, I'm also tall. I try not to eat too much and make sure my hair is short and I'm shaved whenever I go to Hololive events so I don't get candid camera'd and look normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945768
You seem to know a lot about feeling something in your ass, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945768
she would notice and leg lock you when you switch poses

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945814
It feels different

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945689
Like 4 months ago when Advent got extras for their L2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945699
i love the flat pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944887
Kek where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945537
I think you misread the prompt... brainfucking is also pretty weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945702
Your sister should join HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944534
I ain't Mexican nor black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945882
ohj....................... I read that wrong.,..

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944191
we will never see a happy gura again

[Anonymous No.]

stream Mamotte Lunaito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua9r5T3WZj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua9r5T3WZj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua9r5T3WZj8

[Anonymous No.]

Can you do any meaningful cooking in an air fryer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945907
I need Ela to emotionally manipulation and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

[Important]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
almost anything you can make in an oven can be made in an air fryer and it comes out faster and better. If you dont own an air fryer and a rice cooker you should just order ubereats or go out to eat for every meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o3fJy_BH8E&t=2327s
Ripping the timestamp from comments, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945902
She probably could, she's around the same intelligence level as IRyS and about as much of a functioning human as her too. She became a dumb needy princess and I'm partly to blame for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
hard gainer
>my oshi
hyper responder

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
Yes? It is effectively a smaller and more efficient oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946010 (me)
manipulate*
Fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946025
I admit I didn't understand this the first 15 times you posted it, but I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
It's pretty much another versatile cookware. Kinda like the rice cooker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
Yes it's great for meat cuts if you have a big one, I love to do pork loins, steaks, burgers, etc in mine but mine is also an indoor grill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946040
Is she fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
Almost anything you can make in an oven can be made in an air fryer, but it will be more shit. Don't dumb asses fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
Me and my mate made some banger potato soup in those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
An airfryer is a small convection oven with a high rpm. You can do some stuff with it but you can't really cook a complete meal with just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
I use it to make toast (my toaster oven broke)

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
You can cook anything an oven can in there, it will either be good or okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946035
3 hour holocure vod and only 30 mins of it is actually gameplay. fuck kay yu for wasting time on so much gay side shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946040
Is she cute, single, and willing to be barefoot and pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946032
I have one of those convection microwave ovens that can turn solid plastic into liquid in 30 seconds, I do not need an air fryer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946071
Glad you finally get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
From my experience if you don't room they're great sine they can make most thing. They won't make things as good as say a real oven, slow cooker or grill, but works good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946040
Fuwawa?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of delicious things, Matsuri’s legs always look great in stockings

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945814
You think they can't tell the difference between feeling rubber in their vag or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
it's really good for getting stuff crispy. If you eat a lot of frozen food it's better than toaster ovens/convection ovens.
Never got frozen fries as crispy as in an air fryer, and it takes 8 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946191
Why she posted wit da blick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946191
It's so true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946094
No, I control her diet
>>90946165
Please take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946175
Yes. It's a cute noise. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90944244
So it's over for me, after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945858
pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946120
Who the fuck cooks soup in an air fryer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946231
You didn't answer any of my questions but where can I pick her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945819
a reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945973
Don't have room or can't have the real thing
Get an air fryer and use it
You do have the real thing
Don't use an air fryer
There you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946175
Actually, I'm gonna start watching her OW playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946284
Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946261
you can roast the ingredients in it before making a soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946261
NTA but I remember Reine made some kinda soup with her air fryer during a cooking stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946349
why do they want to wear skirts so short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945875
It's Ina's AmiAmi section being showcased by a gravure idol who turned out to be a Tako

[Anonymous No.]

I bought 500 bucks worth of A5 Wagyu at costco I fucking love being a carnivore

[Anonymous No.]

clock woman makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946367
>>90946377
feels like some speedrun restaurant tech

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946010
I feel like Kaela could only emotionally manipulate you if you let her

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946323
Wait until she finishes the game. It's self-harm to watch a forever unfinished playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946413
Costco sells fucking A5 Wagyu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946353
Ok anon I'll meet you in Canada when there's a HoloEN concert there in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946413
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946243
I'm speaking from a man's perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946436
Just one loop bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946413
How the fuck do you expect to eat this much meat before it goes bad or are you going to turn it into jerky

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/live/eIOs-i6o-aE?si=LlVy1AusiNjGh2ZL
SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946422
It's REALLY versatile. It's why so many girls love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946367
Well roasting the ingredients before it goes in the food makes sense. I thought someone would just cook soup in an air fryer

[Anonymous No.]

>>90943965
Cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946323
There's only a few hours of playthrough so far, but it's all very cute and dopey. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946522
Ina is too dopey to be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946459
Deal and you can her then. Unless she somehow end up in Hololive and I might force to audition now since she already does dumb makeup streaming stuff and people gave me the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946430
She already does every time she streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946556
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945344
I think he came back here because his catalog thread just turned into a "who you'd rather" between Mori and Shiori kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946071

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946459
Next year, in Vancouver

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946504
Shortly after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs33S-Z6H14

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how to cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946511
desu, I only ever hear about these gadgets (air fryers, sous vide, vinturi) from men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946606
this looks like the bike comic artstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946558
If she gets into Hololive you have to give her to me, I want to meet Mori and call her a cringe containment breaker, IRL

[Anonymous No.]

I diagnose this thread with terminal gay.

[Anonymous No.]

ムミちゃんかわいい

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946636
Cooking is a real man's hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946649
Stop talking about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946625
>he doesn't know how to cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946456
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946649
If it WERE gay, how would that make you FEEL? It reminds you of your father, ja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946422
Does Speedrun Cooking exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946600
That would be a possibility. It's a huge tourist destination and has a fucking massive weeb population. It would sell out instantly with just locals.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sorry can you talk slower Gigi you fucking adhd retard
Jeez Shiori chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946456
Costco sells a lot of things.
There's a reason why people consider it a theme park.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946456
There's Japanese wagyu, and there's American wagyu

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh California bros did you receive a tsunami warning too….

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946606
Deadbeats look like THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946636
Sous vide is a male appliance because it cooks meat, and basically only meat.
Air fryers are a female appliance because it does something that a regular oven/toaster oven does, but has more plastic and is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
I'm.not even 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946700
Probably. You can substitute high heat and quick action for a lot of things that are properly done slowly. Like anything in a double boiler (sauces) to name one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946742
I'm not even 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946487
I think that's just 5 steaks at that grade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946779
Anonbaby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946704
Rogers Arena could easily make it work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946606

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946699
It would make me feel funny on the inside not because I'm gay but because it's awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946808
Post the edit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946775
I've been using a slow cooker more often recently and holy shit it tastes so much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
2.5 out of 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946737
Will you sink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946737
SAN ANDREAS
STARRING DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946822
Only have the original that I saved long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946704

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946644
The idea is set in stone now. She use to sing a lot and was good at it even years ago and really liked it, winning some local contests and such and now she's a smelly neet who sits on her phone, plays video games and bums off her brother
She will be trying to audition at least now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946826
everytime i see a thumbnail of her in this outfit i think its lui

[Anonymous No.]

>>90945020
Literally none of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946737
>tsunami warning
I did! I guess I'm going to die, soon! :D

[Anonymous No.]

Brrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946878
Now, you wouldn't be pulling my leg would you? Because I distinctly recall hearing a story about a womanchild sister from the femboy hoshiyomi who lived in Canada, who was actually just a huge fake gay LARP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946869
why are they "anime" combos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946869
Imagine getting a meal for under 5 dollars in current year

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946737
I don't live in first world countries

[Anonymous No.]

>Hololive fans are getting married to each other and posting about it on Twitter
This was suppsed to be my loner hobby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946964
>California

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946961
$1.50 Costco hot dog + drink

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/turtle_yetiger/status/1864647139789557816
Miko-chi's idols need a unicorn barrier...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946942
They're all larps

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946942
II don't want your fucking dick. I just want my dumb neet sister to do something and you gave me an idea I for reason never thought of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946992
Nigga, have you seen the huge amount of normies Justice brought in. Most of this thread is unironic women now, too. This hobby isn't for loner fags anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946992
My chance with a femgrem can become reality after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946302
Thanks :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946992
Normies began to flood in around Myth, since then it's been owari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90947048
No no, I'm just saying i feel like I've heard this story before. I spend a lot of time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90946942
That guy had a rich sister if I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>90947055
What are ironic women? Do they have nice feet?

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>>90947055
Yes it is lol. All my normie friends still think I'm a loser for liking vtubers. You have no idea what a normie is.

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>>90947055
All the "women" here are larpers since none of them can post their pits

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why is mori trying so hard to be a pick me when playing the dark souls games?

>pretends to like or understand berserk, haha dex, spells and faith are LE BAD amirite fellow strength users

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>>90947055
>Most of this thread is unironic women now, too.
Where's my /hlgg/ GF then? Surely love can bloom at the next concert, right?

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>>90947055
You're close. Justice brought in a lot of non-holo fans, like niji and phase especially. Those just also happen to be women. Disgusting, ugly, jealous women but women none the less.

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>>90946992
What stops you from becoming normal and getting a girlfriend?

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>>90946942
>story about a womanchild
Every woman?

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>Gigi and Shiori have read 50 Shades
fuck no, were they women all along?

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>>90946992
I don't mean to alarm you anon but there are sex-havers in your oshi's prechat RIGHT NOW

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I keep forgetting that the #kfp tag is used for Kung Fu Panda too.

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>>90945819
it only happened because ame graduated and they had to replace smol ame with something else

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>>90947098
>ironic women
>nice feet
maybe, but they might have balls

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>>90947148
Sorry, you'll have to settle for a man

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I'm surprised biboo decided to move to Japan when the advent girls told that story of her almost getting kidnapped the first time she was there

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>>90947093
Cool, my point stands. Thanks for the idea faggots.

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>>90947110
Probably depends on age group, location and job, honestly. If you're a 20 year old Indonesian working in tech it's probably completely normal. If you're a 50 year old British politician it's probably a bit weird.

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>>90946737
I didn't know this state was even susceptible to tsunamis.

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>>90947216
wholesomely kidnapped and raped

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I really wish women weren't allowed to post on 4ch

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>>90947216
Mori bought her this

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>>90947250
u wot m8

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i'm a normie

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I FIGURED IT OUT
HOLOLIVE GIVES YOU SOCIAL CONTACT WITH A CUTE GIRL
IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME LESS OF A LOSER
THIS ALLOWS YOU TO SPRINGBOARD INTO SELF IMPROVEMENT AND GETTING MARRIED

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>>90947174
I've had sex but I'm a total loser. Can I regain my Virgin card?

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I'm a woman, sorry

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>>90946869
Damn these are good deals. I'd get that #1.

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>>90944458
>Broccoli
Boil 2 cups of water. Add 10 Kraft singles, 2tsp salt. Stir until you have ghetto cheese sauce. Add to broccoli.
>Spinach
Boil it, then salt it.

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>>90947300
bravo abe...

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>>90947259
I feel like biboo wearing a JS backpack would put an even bigger target on her back.

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>>90947318
After 7 years, like bankruptcy. But you can't attain wizard status.

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>>90947320
It's okay, you can repent for being female by getting pregnant.

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>I have mommy issues
Shiorin...

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>>90947320
No one fucking cares, you dumb cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CTAu04u5UQ&t

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>>90947361
Well, yeah?

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>>90947361
Mori is getting really subtle.

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>>90947320
You should be sorry

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i miss fauna...

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>>90944458
stir fry in oyster sauce with onions, chopped chilli peppers and the meat of your choice.

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https://x.com/danchou_sub/status/1864748924487242207
https://x.com/danchou_sub/status/1864749531973456169

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If you come to an /hlgg/ meetup at an event and you're 30+, it's based
If you're under 25, that's a little embarrassing
If you're female, you must be confused and ended up with the wrong group of people

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>>90947320
May I see it?

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>>90947497
what about the 26-29 group?

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>ina properly roasts the marshmallow and realizes it is fully cooked
>music kicks in
kino

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>>90946826
That this will never be an official outfit is pure pain

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>>90947537
It's normal, nothing special, don't rest on your laurels.

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get these bitches in a kitchen

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>>90947497
I will fuck the shotas

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>>90947496
Kinda hate how in Japan, people from Tokyo are like "look at how everyone else from Japan is a hick with their wacky dialects and cultures" and instead of calling out the Tokyo fuckers for being soulless patronizing robots they're all like "yeah we're total hicks it's very embarassing I'm so sorry".

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>>90947613
my man do it for me

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>>90947613
>>90947651
We don't have any shotas faggotanon, they're just called manlets.

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>>90947478
Just watch Shiori. She's basically NTR Fauna.

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>>90945190

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>>90947496
thats kinda sad

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>>90947496
No...

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>>90947640
It's just normal except their country is tiny so they have to go hard on it. Like Starlets who move to Hollywood getting rid of their accents.

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>>90947613
I wonder who made this post.

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>>90947496
But I like her weirdness...

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>>90947497
Most Takos are female though