/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Your centipede is bigger than 13 cm, right /vt/?

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>>908106
Why yes

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>>907953
big for a centipede you doofus
if i saw a 13cm ant i'd also call it big
the approval of a 28 year old woman from japan you will never meet doesn't matter anyway

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>>908359
so its pretty small, huh?

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>he doesn't meet matuli's standards (5.9 inches)

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>>908891
God I hate it when women voice their preference for dick sizes. You never see a guy demanding a woman’s cunt to be so and so inches deep. It’s basically discrimination, no one chooses to have a below average dick, and yet they mock you relentlessly for having one. I hate women. I hope they all die childless and miserable.

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>>909237
Dicklet cope

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>>908106
>>908891
I'm actually 20 cm with 15 cm girth. And 2 of the 3 girls I got with complained about pain and didn't want to get penetrated anymore. It would probably be way worse with a tiny Japanese woman. Feels bad.

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>>908891
where the fuck did start measuring from? my hand isn't that big

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>>909405
measuring from wrist to middle-finger, my hand is about 18cm long.

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>>909237
Haha rushia pettan

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>>909237
>not asking women their precise inside measurements when you first meet them
anonchama please.

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>>909237
>he's never written off a girl for her ugly flabbby titties

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>>908891
I thought Matsuri's preferences was for her partner to have an innie.

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>>909237
Anon, you have my sympathy. Technique is more important though, just remember that.

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>>907953
>>908891
these 2 made me feel good but
>>909323
this anon here made me feel huge, women have issues taking 20cms? I'm going to have a problem

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>>907953
How do yo measure your dick size anyway?

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>>909707
big dick problems are real.
allegedly, i do not have these problems as a very averagely endowed man. my sympathies, but at least you can impress people in the locker room. i am certainly not going to be doing that.

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>>909767
the way they do it in the studies is "bone-pressed." i.e. pushing your measuring device into your above-dick region and starting from that point.

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>>909237
Anon it's not like a woman is ever going to see any of our cocks so I'm not sure what the problem is

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>>909767
Cloth tape.
Lazy method. Google your smartphone dimensions and just put it beside your wee wee. It gives you a real rough idea. Like my phones about 6 inches tall and I clear it by like another half inch. Another inch if you press it into your skin hard. Girth you definitely need a cloth tape though.

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>>909777
Now I'm starting to feel genuinely worried, is it really that bad? I'm an euro, not an asian of that helps, I've heard that asian women are smaller

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>>909237
Chill anon, it's ok. I have a small penis too. It'll work out in the end.

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>>909583
>tfw she doesn't let me use my patented vagina ruler on our first date
Fucking WHORES

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>>909707
I didn't even know I was huge until the first girl told me, I didn't know the average dick in porn was way above average. I undressed and she just stared at my dick and I thought I had some weird disease or deformity until she told me. Also the last girl I was with actually liked it so I don't think you should be worried.

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>>909891
you'll be fine. guys with monster hogs like dirk diggler have genuine problems. if you're just bigger than average you'll field the occasional complaint and move on with your life.
at the end of the day, even if you're a bad fuck, it's impossible to make fun of a man because his dick is too big.

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>>909821
>>909886
Makes sense

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>>909917
>>909964
Thanks anons

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>>909821
I'm a fatass so it's like 6.25in but bone pressed I'm over 7. Doesn't seem that big since I'm tall. I'd look enormous if I were a manlet.

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>>908106
16.5 cm, can't complain, nice girth too

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>>908106
14,5 cm, just barely fucking made it

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>>910051
>Doesn't seem that big since I'm tall.
>tfw my dick used to peek when I used both of my hands
>Now it feels small
>Doesn't help the fact that my hands are quite big too.

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>>910026
Different tastes in women, some of them like big some of them like them smaller or medium.

Take advantage of your penis size for maximum comfort of different sex positions.

Also if she tells you it hurts, stop and lube better.

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>>910346
You probably have ogre hands (same deal here lmao) my hand is gigantic next to a girl one for example.

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>>908106
>15cm
can't complain, it's not that important anyway

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Never got around sizing my dick. What size is a minimum to not feel like a dicklet?

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>>908891
>somewhere between 15.5 and 16cm depending on the material I'm working with
Kneel before me, summer color festival.

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>>910436
>>910436
This actually surprised me as well. When a girl held my dick for the first time I was like: "Holy shit it looks huge compared to when I hold it."

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>>910436
The last time I touched and compared the size of my hands with a girl's was on middleschool, before getting ogre hands. I was quite big compared to her even then.

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>>910559
DO NOT TRUST PORN
THE GLOBAL AVERAGE IS 14CM
https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/

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>>910346
Reminded me of a story a read about a tall guy that had an average sized dick so it seemed small by comparison, so he got an enlargement surgery done. Long story short; half of his dick rotted off and now he has to inject testosterone into his balls just to get a boner.

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>>910598
>>910631

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>>910598
>>910631
Yep, tall(6'3 in my case) + ogre hands (small dick syndrome)

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>>910653
was not expecting something this exhaustive

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>>908106
18cm, but it's thin
I have a cervix piercer

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>>908106
>18cm and thick
Life is good

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>>909891
> implying you'll ever find a use for it

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>>910653
This site reeks of cope
I wonder how big the author is

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Do women have similar conversations about breast sizes? Because It'll make me feel less pathetic if that was the case

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>>911349
Anybody who's claiming the average to be a certain length is either that length or exactly 1cm more so they can call themselves above average.

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>>911469
half the hololive jokes are just
> pettan ha ha boing boing ha ha funni

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>>911469
women get super insecure about their breast size, but it's pretty stupid because guys like small tits too, do girls like small dicks?

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>>911512
Only if you find yourself a big mommy dominating gf that likes reverse cowgirl.

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>>911349
>HEH HUHUHUH COPE HEHEGEOEVE COEPE FHEHEUEYEHE COPPPPE DICKLEYT HEITIHIHI FAURAUAU HEGEVEINDEL INCEL IAVSV HEHEUEHE DICJEOT COPE HEIEHUHUEHEHEHE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cut, so she wouldn't love me in any case

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>>911567
are you ok dude?

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>>911144
Same, it’s like a sabot shell

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>>909910
>he doesn't forcibly perform a hymen inspection on every female he meets
ngmi

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>>911512
given that matsuri, marine, fubuki, and suisei all like little boys, i'd be surprised if there aren't girls who are into small men with small dicks

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>>911567
lol i look like that

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>>911711
What if they like boys with monster cocks?

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>>911711
>He doesn't know about the shotas with huge dicks

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>>911349
why don't you search for the sources yourself and see how true it is, coomer

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>>907953
>22cm but No U Turn dong
Not like I'd be using it anyway I guess.

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>>911711
>Matsuri
>into small dicks
See here, anon
>>908891

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>>911759
>>911771
small-dicked shotas are the norm in doujins and you know it

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>>911795
I'm not disputing the facts, I'm saying if a guy needs to make a big website telling people exactly what the average penis size is he's probably feeling pretty insecure about something

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>>911773
Everyone knows girls love shotas with cum exploding from penis the size of a caterpillar's fingernail.

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>>909777
>6 foot penis
>Meet chick
>Go back to my place, pants off
>She laughs and walks out
>Forced to fuck kitchen drain instead and weep with loneliness
>Go to turn off lights to hide my shame
>Accidentally garbage disposal

Feels bad, man. Cost me 2 months and $2000 to have them fix the garbage disposal.

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>>911469
women with large breasts often want to be seen as pretty or cute not constantly seen as sexy or provocative. in addition, many have back pain if they are too big.
on the other hand, women with small breasts often dislike being considered cute and almost childlike and want to be seen as sexy and mature. in addition, many may struggle to breastfeed if they are too small.
and then besides that, you have firmness/saggyness, nipple size, nipple color, which direction the nipples point in, how much space is between the breasts, etc.
many women are insecure and complain about their breasts for these reasons
source: just trust me bro

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>>911885
It's huge on what?

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>>911885

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>>911469
idk but for me atleast small breast + small girl = winner

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>>911885
Aki probably fucks like a tiger.

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>>907953
Centipedes? In her Vagina?

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>>909323
found the jelly dicklet

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>>911953
Would a woman that doesn't know how to awake a primal urge to breed into every man by just moving her legs.

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>>911841
anon, >>908891 is only what matsuri thinks is big, not what she's into
https://youtu.be/Kw7w--2TRMI

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>>911953
>Imagine

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>>911854
i think he sensed the massive dick size insecurity on the internet and wanted to help fix it

[Anonymous No.]

guys, is it over for me?
my centipede is only 2 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>912066
fool, you need to get it hard first
stare into this hag's booba and report back after

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>>910653
my germanic cockl length is 16,2. my bone pressed is almost 19.
>average is 14
jesus chinks and mutts really do drag this down huh?

[Anonymous No.]

mine is 4.5 inches what should I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>912185
Just jelq, bro. You'll get results after 5 years of jelqing everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>912185
have sex and realise it's good enough

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>>912185
It's okay, if your relationship depends on your dick size, then it's not worth.

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>>908106
It's 15cm but I'm not using it so I don't care much. I'm comfortable with my size desu

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>>912280
i have the same problem

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>>910653
Oh, its bone pressed? I thought most studies didn't do bone pressed.

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>>911854
Yes, that's exactly the point. Saying the dude is insecure is not insightful. The site is attempting to address widespread insecurity with dick size. I'm sure you've had anxieties about this too unless you're packing an absolute monster.

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>>912139
it's 2 inches when it's hard

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>>912464
it's the only reliable form of measurement, considering that being obese can lose you up to 2 inches of length

[Anonymous No.]

It's not great being big, you need to foreplay a lot and even then it can just be one big show of "s-s-s-slow down not so d-d-deep" etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>911904
Thanks sensei

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>>912536
Don't worry anon, a little bit of money can fix that

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>>909309
Yeah I think that was pretty obvious. Great job.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck no, most of its hidden in my fupa so it's only like 10cm. Maybe 11cm.

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>>908106
>17cm
>enough to hurt girls
>femanons of varied ages complimented

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>>912536
You have to be 18 to post here anon

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>>907953
>real big ones
>13 cm

Nice to know I can easily satisfy her and more.

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>>908106
21.59cm

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>>910653
Damn, now i'm happy if this measurement is real

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>>909323
milk my nuts, queen

[Anonymous No.]

I want to satisfy marine's fertile womb with the anons from this thread.

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>>911885

[Anonymous No.]

I swear that years ago I measured myself and it said 18cm, but recently I tried measuring myself multiple times and its 15cm max.
Either my dick got smaller or I dont get fully erected as I did back then. Still it makes me happy to know its enough for asian women.

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>>914739
u got fat bro

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>>914841
I weight 55kg actually.
But that could be it. Maybe I lost weight over the years and that somehow affected my dick.

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>>915094
> gaining/losing dick fat

Anon???

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>>908891
>21.5cm
i am going to destroy festival

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>>911349
You forget that small dick asians make up a massive portion of the male populace on the planet.

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>>909323
>tfw 17.5cm/7" x 13cm/5.5"
I feel like I'm in the perfect comfy zone of noticeably above average but not impossibly big for girls who have shallow vaginas. I don't want to imagine the blueballing of never being able to hilt your cock in the girl you want to settle with.

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>>915094
im pretty sure im going through the same thing, my theory is that blood isnt fully filling the dick like its supposed to be, in my case i had a problem with porn addiction for many years so i might have overworked or damaged my dick

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>>916084
meant to tag >>914739 first

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>>915094
If you did during puberty then definitely, sexual organs get one of the highest priorities during development, but if you are really 55kg as a man then you are definitely fucked (unless you are a manlet but that's arguably worse)

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/vt/ - dicklet support group

I love this thread.

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Why is everyone here pretending 13 cm is big? Yikes

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>>916215
I had a massive increase in girth when I was 19, which confused me because I was certain my puberty had ended. Did anyone else experience this? I've always wondered about this.

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>>916458
thats the joke, goofy

[Anonymous No.]

A MASSIVE THIRTEEN CENTIMETERS

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Since this is the centipede thread, I just wanted to take the opportunity to point out that basically every time when I'm watching centipede videos or looking at pictures of centipedes, the centipede is almost always depicted as being ー-shaped or ノ-shaped.
What is with that? Surely people know ヘ-shaped centipedes exist as well? Is there some kind of centipede cartel keeping knowledge of the ヘ-shaped centipedes from reaching the public? For a long time I thought my own centipede was broken because he's ヘ-shaped.

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>>909237
>You never see a guy demanding a woman’s cunt to be so and so inches deep.
I am deminding of breast and ass sizes. I'll let them be picky about dick.

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>>916084
I wouldnt be surprised if I also damaged mine with the shit I tried over the years, but as far as erections goes it still works so I dunno.
Granted I didnt look too much into it but theres times I really feel like my dick isnt trying its best.
Heres hoping its a case of it not being fully erect during masturbation but once I fuck someone it goes as big as it can get.

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>>909323
Your women are probably tiny, my friend is 182cm but his wife is 164cm and he said one time his gf is doing some vagina excercises because it hurts to have sex. I don't know his real dick size but the flacid form I've observed in sauna must be 15-17cm when erect.

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>>909237

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>>909237
They can be picky about my dick if I can be picky about their ass and tits, which I am

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>>911899
>fix the garbage disposal
Kek

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>>919478
I'm 191 cm so any woman is tiny compared to me. I suspect that if I ever tried doing it with an average sized Japanese woman I'd probably end up legit hurting her. But like I said later in the thread, the last girl I had sex with I could actually enter balls deep without her telling me to stop and she wasn't taller than the other 2 girls.
also
>admitting to checking out your friend's dick

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>>919666
>be asian grill
>have extra long torso
>have extra shallow vagina
Is this your doing, Satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>911673
>hymen inspection
I do the vaginal mucus acidity tests, the only measurment that matters

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>>909237
what's life like with a small pp?

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>>919666
>admitting to checking out your friend's dick
Why yes, I keep in my memory every one of my friends penises just so when I decide to fap to shota doujins/pics I avoid the ones that look like theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>919964
How small is small?
How small is too small?
How small is not big but ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>920007
Anything below 5” is small
Anything below 3” is too small
6” is not big but ok

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>>911469
Yes. Women are notoriously insecure about their breast size. There's a reason that breast augmentation is the most common cosmetic surgery in America.

Source: trust me bro jk https://www.plasticsurgery.org/documents/News/Statistics/2019/plastic-surgery-statistics-full-report-2019.pdf

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I love when 4chan talk about dick size, is one of the only instance when anons show support for one another

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>>911904
Size, shape and nipples are the core dynamics. For me, a good enough set of nipples is enough to redeem any titty.

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>>920048
Are women fucking retarded?
Breasts are not a sex organ, it's an accessory, women can have sex regardless of tits. Penis on the other hand is the only thing a man has, it not only has to be the right size but also hard for certain period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tall as fuck with big ass hands and normal meat size so I feel small, but I know I'm fine overall. That aside, different women can handle different sizes, for some people an average dick might be hard to satisfy with, while for others it might still be a tight fit. Not that sex is just "oooaaah put dick in pussy" anyways

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>>920187
insecurity is not rational. women with small tits are likely to feel unsexy or like they can't attract attention from men. i know there are certain blackpilled narratives floating around this site that like to claim that women are constantly inundated with male attention but it just isn't true, especially if you're plain looking in the face or have a mediocre body.

of course, us men seem more likely to care about shape and aesthetics than size absolutely. but that's not the impression women get from mainstream media and porn. in a similar fashion, women do not worry about penis size nearly as much as men.
there are lots of markets to capitalize on any insecurity you might have. this is the whole impetus for the incredibly lucrative hair loss industry and plastic surgery in general. none of that shit is strictly necessary, none of it has a direct impact on intercourse, but it feels like it might help shore up all those negative feelings you have regarding the opposite sex, so naturally people will spend money on it.

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>>920275
>oooaaah put dick in pussy
What is it then?

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>>920187
The vast majority of men who are insecure about their small dick size are still large enough to functionally have sex and procreate. Unless you're literally under 3 inches, any complaining is just men being insecure about quality of sex or being able to pleasure a partner. I'd say that women are not significantly more retarded than men when it comes to body confidence.

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>>920115

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>>920495
Maybe for you. Mine is objectively small and have never seen any action. Of course I'd be insecure.

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>>912066
You have a micropenis, that is a legit medical condition. If you have insurance, you should get coverage for a penis enlargement surgery. If you don't plan on ever using it for sex though, there's no real need to do it. It's risky and could damage stuff and you won't be able to fap for a long time.

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>>907953
Why is everyone talking about their penis in this thread? Was Marine not actually talking about centipedes?
This shit is gay, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>921676
Anons are probably the only people who will ever discuss my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>921676
How about millipedes instead? I used to let them walk all over my fingers as a kid. They're really cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>921676
are you retarded? That's the joke. "Wow 13cm is big" "haha im big guys!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>907953
DICKLET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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>>910653
>tfw you see the occasional retard who thinks 8 or 9 inches is the average

[Anonymous No.]

>>911496
thats just coco's meme review

[Anonymous No.]

>>924235
If you take away micropenises, it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>908106
12cm

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>>911971
Its more likely than you'd think!

[Anonymous No.]

>>908106
16cm only but very, very thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>924235
>the occasional retard
You mean 90+% of women

[Anonymous No.]

>>930815
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>916600
That requires surgery, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>911711
Festival literally thinks 15cm(5.7 inches) is huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>933923
Shotacons are like that

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>>919995
thats too specific to be a joke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>934982
I wasn't joking. Take a look at this image for example
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5420656
I can't fap to it because it looks exactly as my friends dick that I saw at the undressing room during summer beach trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>935531
It happened 14 years ago btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>933923
It is if you're chasing grade schoolers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>935531
sasuga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>933923
It is if you're Japanese. I'm bigger than some Jap porn actors i've seen when flaccid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>908106
17cm reporting in

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>>909777
>the one article I read about a guy whose wife left him for being too much to handle
Ouch. That said, he could've handled matters better.

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>>911469
Short answer: yes. If you're ever with a girl like that, in both gentle and intense ways, fast and slow ways, just show her how much you like them and remind her basing her views on the size alone is ignoring a lot of other things that make boobs cute. Oh and let her know she can speak her mind about it and she should just show them off to you instead of thinking she's being annoying or spending time thinking about you looking at other girls.

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>>916084
>blood isnt fully filling the dick
That was a problem the guy encountered in Super-Size Me. I'd love to see Fubuki's reaction to that burger documentary. The rest of them as well, of course, but her especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>930725
Is that even considered a penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>908106
18cm and pretty thick, too bad I doubt I'll ever get to use it