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90729223 No.90729223 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, i have a plan for the heist of a lifetime but i need a good team

>> No.90729289

>>90729223
Anon those coins are made of plastic

>> No.90729325

>>90729289
it's not about the money

>> No.90729617

>>90729223
okay but at least provide us with a clearer picture of the yacht

>> No.90730024
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90730024

>the getaway vehicle

>> No.90730161
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>>90730024
i can drive

>> No.90730820

>>90729223
I thought it was some oligarch's penthouse in the thumbnail. Would've been kino

>> No.90731059
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90731059

I have a grappling hook and, uhhh, a loaf of bread

>> No.90734357

>>90729223
here's my plan, walk in with a sledge hammer and a wingsuit, cum on her face, grab the statue, smash the window, glide to a boat, sail away

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90734564

Okay but where are we going to keep it once we have it?

>> No.90737484

>>90729223
Im in

>> No.90738252

>>90734564
I have two boats and a license, if we can drag it (would prob be a 2-3 man job to do it), we can export it to my boat and then sail onto international waters, there would lay my SECOND boat, where then we would exchange the statue in secret, leaving the team searching for us wondering "WHICH BOAT IS IT".
And then, profit.
I get to cum on it first, though.

>> No.90742135

>>90738252
I have been on a boat before, I'm sure I'll make a capable crewman.

>> No.90744923

>>90742135
you're in.

>> No.90748593

>>90742135
I've been on a boat before too
Big mistake
Currently posting from a whale's stomach while my fingers are slowly turning into whale cum
But it was my fault anyway

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