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>Holocure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSAh7EojBjI
>STREAM TwiLight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ1oTSFuIE
https://cover.lnk.to/mrc6zl

>MerchRyS
>Smelly Cheeb eurobeat merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_eurobeat2024
>Promise Anniversary merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_promise_an1st
>Promise Mini series
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise
>ME and my bean wifeRyS
https://www.makeship.com/products/irys-plush
>ENReco
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection
>Jet tag
https://hyte.com/store/hololive-english-2nd-concert-breaking-dimensions-tags/acc-hyte-jet-irys
>Fan
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver
>SmolRyS plushie rerun
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_beegsmolpromise?variant=45353007448284
>Clear folder
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532
>Starter Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308
>2024 Valentines merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476
>2.0 Plushie
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys
>Acrylics
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerun
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076

>Voicepacks
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/irys?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending
>OMOCAT merch
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Updated Karaoke)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits

>Originals
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc
>STREAM CARBONATED LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNNpw2x2dU
https://cover.lnk.to/FxqFcg

>Moment of my life Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVyH8POaBQM
https://mora.jp/package/43000066/CVRD-487H/?fmid=TOPNEWRL01
>Moment of my Life
https://youtu.be/_4Rfg8R4lOU
https://cover.lnk.to/momentofmylife
>Gravity
https://youtu.be/fevB6h3-kfE
https://cover.lnk.to/Gravity
>One Step at a time
https://youtu.be/HY6OVi3q9F8
https://cover.lnk.to/OneStepataTime
>Quarter Bravery
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXA
https://cover.lnk.to/QuarterBravery

>Covers and Collab songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd50SqqKxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4
https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxs
https://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAU
https://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng

>Channel / Twitter
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en

>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCs
https://irys.moe
>Previous Thread
>>90130508

Report all "irys" posters, numberfags, and British, post cute IRyS pictures, do NOT feed cheebs

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*sip* Ah...

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Fat fuck for luck.

>> No.90182785

BL confirmed?

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>> No.90182807

I want to jerk off to IRyS but I don't have any decent material that I haven't used already.

>> No.90182857

>>90182807
Nice way to come out of the closet. You have IRyS in the room, well you would do if she wasn't preoccupied by me.

>> No.90182879

>>90182807(me)
I'm just going to use the stream and her MV as fap fuel. Maybe pull up some of somebody's lewds.

>> No.90182912

>>90182807
Have you stuck an onahole inside your Friends With URyS yet?

>> No.90182935
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Kon Nui!

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>>90182857
Nice English, bro.

>> No.90182997

>The slave system
IRyS, wtf, you can't just say that

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!

>> No.90183010

>>90182966
Thank you. My mother worked very hard on me.

>> No.90183034

>>90182997
Total War Warhammer 2 Dark Elf campaign soon

>> No.90183046

>he still hasn't fixed her eye color swapping when she faces left
I'm getting a refund.

>> No.90183047

>>90182997
I got on that boat willingly.

>> No.90183061

>>90182997
It's indebted servitude because IRyS is based like that.

>> No.90183081

>salmon

>> No.90183088

>>90182912
I live with people, I wouldn't even know how to discreetly purchase one and have it delivered to my home. The most I can do is make a fifi.

>> No.90183089

>>90183046
People pay for this?

>> No.90183141

>>90183046
He still hasn't fixed her "fans" being just bloom either

>> No.90183189

>>90183141
Huh? GuyRyS has been in Holocure for a while now

>> No.90183191

How is this stream going so far, guys?

>> No.90183195

KameRyS my beloved...

>> No.90183213

>>90183189
look at the pen

>> No.90183318

otogeRyS makes me inexplicably horny
captcha:8SX0R

>> No.90183410

>>90183191
I love her. She's been perfect.
I need to get up and grab another drink before I pass out again.

>> No.90183465

Yakult is too strong

>> No.90183473
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They're pole dancing lessons.

>> No.90183477

>>90183191
Too much japanese at the start
its fine now tho

>> No.90183497

Why do you gotta say it so cute in Japanese only

>> No.90183501

>>90183473
I don't think my pole can take anymore lessons

>> No.90183536

IRyS you are wasting time translating for jps just stick to only speaking english please

>> No.90183550

Boob squish test.

>> No.90183583

Advanced ageRyS...

>> No.90183594

Pap SmeaRyS...

>> No.90183622

>lost her streak because she wants to translate everything
jp hate

>> No.90183633

...Cancer tests? Gynecologist?

>> No.90183653

Holy shit what is with all the translating

>> No.90183663

>>90183536
Her doctors speak Japanese. She would have to translate to English and she often doesn't know medical words because she was a kid when English was her main language. She called her knee a leg elbow for goodness sake.

>> No.90183697

the japanese schizo is so funny, please continue with your seethe

>> No.90183725

>>90183633
Yes basically everything

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>>90183663
>leg elbow
Perfection

>> No.90183771

>>90183663
>Kid when English was her main language
Bro she had to go to school for most of her life in English and only started living in Japan less than a decade ago

>> No.90183774

There's only like 3 japs who aren't grey why even translate to japanese?

>> No.90183798

...WAIT THIS IS JUST A SATSU STREAM DISGUISED AS HOLOLOCURE

>> No.90183821

>>90183771
She's been bi-lingual her whole life pretty much and spent her summers in Japan

>> No.90183828 [DELETED] 

Why does Japanese infuriate browns so much? Is it an IQ thing?

>> No.90183866 [DELETED] 

>>90183828
They were born brown. What do you think? This is the one joy they have in their life.

>> No.90183875

Great she didn't even translate that time
why did she have to get cursed with this jap shit man

>> No.90183901

>>90183821
She's talked about this before though, she said she has "two first languages" and then said that her English used to be much stronger before she moved to Japan

>> No.90183902

>>90183774
Sorry bro. I usually have my keyboard set to Japanese so usually just write in JP. Plus I get read more often that way

>> No.90183907

>>90183771
Still doesn't know medical words, wasn't an adult when speaking English, and still called her knee a leg elbow.

>> No.90183914

I bet IRyS studies for her health test and still gets a D-.

>> No.90183956

>"Taxation is theft." IRyS

>> No.90183963

>a friend
Who? It better not be any of her old twitter followers...

>> No.90184048

I recall somebody did the math and it would be cheaper in the US to pay for every fatty to get weight loss surgery compared to the extreme burden they put on the medical system

>> No.90184078

IRyS PLEASE STOP TRANSLATING TO JAPANESE STOP GIVING THEM THE TIME OF DAY
why can't she never do a pure en zatsu... this sucks

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>>90183956
Tread on those who would tread on you.

>> No.90184101

>>90184048
It'd be cheaper to just shoot people that got too fat.

>> No.90184157

casualRyS is unfairly sexo

>> No.90184166

>>90184101
Too late. Us fatties are bullet resistant.

>> No.90184178

>>90184078
keep seething please. It’s hilarious, it makes the stream that much more funny and enjoyable

>> No.90184199

>>90184101
The death penalty actually costs more than imprisoning for life

>> No.90184222

>>90184101
That'd be called genocide though...

>> No.90184238

>>90184178
Shut up retard you don't even speak japanese

>> No.90184244

>>90184078
>calling it a zatsu
you're already infected.

>> No.90184243

shes in a yappin mood lately

>> No.90184283

>>90184078
It's annoying when she notices a single Japanese name and does that

>> No.90184320

Ok but what if the government killed all fat people and turned them into food for the starving people? that would solve two problems at once

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>>90184238
>t.faggot that can’t even speak English

>> No.90184363

>>90184283
>paying attention to chat

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>>90184166

>> No.90184399

IRyS please it was a fucking grey

>> No.90184406

>>90184363
How can I not when I chat

>> No.90184430

>>90184078
EN collabs are your only choice for mostly English streams

>> No.90184509

>>90184320
You don't want to do that. Fat people make unhealthy food. What you need to do is divide the starving into the more healthy and the less healthy then feed the less healthy to the more healthy. Good lean meat that way.

>> No.90184542

>says tomato in japanese
It's over...

>> No.90184594

Oh jeez, she's falling for it.

>> No.90184614

>baited by cute girl
ojiRyS my beloved

>> No.90184643

I always love the reaction when they jump for the first time and then realize what it is

>> No.90184655

>>90184199
Not in Singapore.

>> No.90184705

IRyS can you react in en please not everyone can speak jp

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>>90184705
If you think this is bad just wait till January-March

>> No.90184794

>>90184705
imagine how happier you'd be if instead of complaining all the time you just did your reps

>> No.90184830

>>90184705
You’re so fucking pathetic lmao. Imagine getting into a Japanese hobby just to seethe at anything Japanese

>> No.90184845

>>90184794
People that say this never do their reps

>> No.90184847

please say shit in english IRyS this japanese favoritism when it comes to swearing is retarded

>> No.90184853

>>90184705
I wanna say it's thanks to Hololive that my understanding of Japanese has gotten better. The back and forth between Japanese and English has helped me pick up on things a lot better than all those years reading anime subtitles.

>> No.90184923

>nani
IRyS please... english...

>> No.90184926

IRyS please stop streaming on earth the connection to Zargath-67 isn't very good at this hour. It'd be better if you moved to the Mars base with the solar uplink satellite so I can watch more streams

>> No.90184941

CALM DOWN IRYS

>> No.90184958

uohRyS

>> No.90184961

IRyS is very excited about the loli

>> No.90184965

THE CHILD

>> No.90184967

Whelp, IRyS just came on stream.

>> No.90184973

>"I-IS THIS THE CHILD?"
IRyS you need to learn to be more subtle

>> No.90184979

>>90184941
>BUT IT'S THE CHILD
>THE CHILD
>UOHHHHH

>> No.90184981

>>90184845
Nta, but my reps are going slow as fuck. I recently added an app that's basically a textbook for my phone so hopefully it soeeds up.

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UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The child!

>> No.90185033

HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.90185083

IRyS should have been cunny

>> No.90185129

SyRI post the CkiaRyS breastfeeding

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>> No.90185140

Kaela would only let Biboo and Kronii molest Ckia

>> No.90185171

loliconRyS is cute and funny la

>> No.90185237

the crotch is a critical spot, yes IRyS

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>killing hours punching rocks and catching fish
>hasn't streamed stardew in nearly a year

>> No.90185403

>>90185359
Believe in me that believes in Stardew, lend me your mana and I can make it happen!

>> No.90185483

>>90185359
She should play Rune Factory on stream now that they have perms for it

>> No.90185504

>>90185483
She played it before

>> No.90185508
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>>90185359
HiRyS! It's MelonRyS! Stardew soon!
JUST KIDDING IT WILL BE Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered coming this valentines day!

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>>90185403
I don't know what mana is. Is this mana?

>> No.90185512

Note to self: Soundpost that

>> No.90185521

A FAKING MONKEY

>> No.90185543

>>90185359
MegaMan...Stardew...FAFNER...

>> No.90185558

>>90185504
I said on stream, specifically 4S

>> No.90185571

So far slots are where I won most

>> No.90185630

>>90185558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jWh0WTMaKM

>> No.90185648

>>90185630
SPECIFICALLY 4S

>> No.90185679

>>90185648
Unironically SC her about it, she's brought up RF4 a few times.

>> No.90185694

How many kicks till the Pekobouncers toss her?

>> No.90185774

Aaaand there goes the stream.

>> No.90185781

everytime...

>> No.90185797

>I didn't know slots were this fun
Oh god she'd totally go to Vegas if the other EN girls planned that trip

>> No.90185868

IRyS censoring "on crack" with alcohol makes even less sense than censoring ass with apple

>> No.90185886

>>90185797
Too bad she didn't befriend Shuba. She could have gone with her

>> No.90185907

>>90185797
>enjoying gambling in a game means she would enjoy gambling IRL
And here I thought there wasn’t someone more retarded than IRyS

>> No.90185917

>>90185797
Vegas is hella fun, I can't recall ever being sober. Also I destroyed my hotel room and showed my dick on accident a few times...You never know whether it's day or night inside the Casinos either

>> No.90185965

Sigh...this has gotten boring.

>> No.90186021

pekochan is feeding IRyS

>> No.90186026

Her luck with the mining mini game is so high what the fuck?!

>> No.90186043

This is exactly what would happen if she ever played Godhand

>> No.90186088

She can stop whenever she wants to, she just doesn't want to yet.

>> No.90186090

Doesn't even have to try the other shitty table games

>> No.90186121

If she ever stops doing slots she's going to be forced to....DO MATH

>> No.90186171

>>90185907
>being so retarded that you think IRyS has any impulse control.
Man, you take the retarded cake and mash your whole face into it.

>> No.90186235

don’t let IRyS’ future monkey distract you from the fact that she schlicks to her lewds

>> No.90186256

I hope she goes to rock paper scissors and loses all of her money

>> No.90186285

>>90186256
Not with the amount she has

>> No.90186387

>>90185543
>Hmmmmmm? Fafner? *flutters eyes*

>> No.90186399

How low does your IQ need to be to enjoy gambling

>> No.90186420

I got my 777 in about 10 minutes of spam with both space and enter

>> No.90186431

Wow, who knew that IRyS, who played a gacha game to get her favorite ikeman, was susceptible to gambling?

>> No.90186552

>>90186399
Extremely intelligent people are gamblers, it matters way more about how susceptible you are to addictive behavior

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>> No.90186596

>>90186552
>Extremely intelligent people are gamblers
lmao

>> No.90186615

>>90186552
thank God, IRyS is safe

>> No.90186679

>>90186596
He's right though because intelligence doesn't correlate with being a well adjusted individual that isn't susceptible to addictive behaviour.

>> No.90186758

>>90186679
Every smart person I know tries to kill that with substances

>> No.90186813

>>90186171
She enjoyed bunny garden a lot, why hasn’t she gone to any cabaret club yet?

>> No.90186838

>>90186813
That's not about gambling, you're thinking of pachinko.

>> No.90186892

>>90186813
MomRyS would kill her

>> No.90186906

>>90186758
Substance abusers are worse than gamblers, at least gamblers make money

>> No.90186940

>>90186679
anyone with half a brain knows that gambling doesn't actually get you anything
you can be addicted to more rewarding things like drugs, sex and video games

>> No.90186952

>>90186892
B-but I thought she had NO impulse control and would gamble all her actual money just because she enjoys the slots in this game?

>> No.90186954

>dumber than gura
I love my wifeRyS

>> No.90186966

>>90186906
They really don't, they spend it all instantly at the casinos until they have nothing. I hate casinos man we never should have given injuns the right to do that

>> No.90186977

IRyS you shouldn't be throwing stones in a glass house, Gura is only pretending to be retarded for comedy

>> No.90186997

>>90186838
nice reading comprehension, retard prime

>> No.90187011

>>90186940
Indeed. The problem for intelligent people is they don't know when to quit. They have good jobs and could do it forever and each time they "win" that just makes them want to do it more.

>> No.90187045

>>90187011
What you're describing is a dumb person

>> No.90187105

>>90186977
I love my bimbo wife...

>> No.90187109

How does the shotgun not turn the carrot to mush?

>> No.90187125

>>90187045
Brain smarts != Street smarts

It's pretty retarded, yes.

>> No.90187148

IRyS is almost Fuwawa levels of retarded

>> No.90187154

>>90186977
What about 3 and 4?

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>> No.90187175

She's edging her bets again. She's going to lose her money.

>> No.90187185

>>90187125
If you have either of those you know that gambling has no reward so there's no point in doing it

>> No.90187194

>>90187185
It does if you control your greed

>> No.90187203

>>90187175
Edging her bets?

>> No.90187225

IRyS and Moom just scissored.

>> No.90187242

>>90187194
No, it doesn't
If you were intelligent you would know that

>> No.90187264

>>90187242
>Retard doesn't know how to count cards

>> No.90187269

>guest at 3D live
>RPS opponent
WataRyS is so back

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Good ol' scissors, nothing beats scissors.

>> No.90187286

>Only scissors

>> No.90187316

>>90187264
You get kicked out of the casino if you do that

>> No.90187321

>>90187185
If you're good at it it absolutely does have a point. My parents went to poker night with various friends and relatives weekly. It was news when mom came back ahead. It was even bigger news when dad didn't.

>> No.90187354

>>90187321
That's different, you're playing a game of skill
Gambling where you just go to the casino and use slot machines is for absolute retards

>> No.90187360

IRyS going around scissoring all of her coworkers

>> No.90187394

"I'm getting the hang of this purely random game of chance."
IRyS..........

>> No.90187403

>>90187354
Slots for sure are. A game you cannot affect is for chumps.

>> No.90187406

>>90187354
Yeah no shit, you play Blackjack if you actually want to make money at all, or Poker if you're good at it

>> No.90187407

>>90187316
You've watched too many movies, just spend a bit on drinks win a little and leave they only care if you're winning a shit ton.

>> No.90187462

>>90187407
My friend who lives in Vegas got kicked out of many casinos for counting cards

>> No.90187485

>>90187462
Well he lives in Vegas so he must be retarded or a lizard

>> No.90187486

>>90187407
Also, play slow and enjoy the free drinks.

>> No.90187536

>>90187462
I suppose it's nice that there are many more casinis.

>> No.90187578

>>90187462
You can't even count cards anymore because they vary the decks they use to fuck with you now

>> No.90187582

IRyS is giving her fingers a rest because they have work to do after the stream.

>> No.90187610

She's a Rainman-tier idiot savant.

>> No.90187619

I'm a retard can someone explain what counting cards entails and how they can catch you doing that

>> No.90187620

>>90187536
If you get banned from more than one casino usually every casino in the area will ban you

>> No.90187627

>>90187578
How? By putting the wrong number or cards in them? That must be illegal.

>> No.90187633

Something about gambling made her not speak Japanese

>> No.90187657

"You can come any time now."
Well then.

>> No.90187661

>>90187633
Gambling is the most american pass time

>> No.90187668

>>90187633
Her american side awakened at the sight of a morbillion pekodollars

>> No.90187692

>>90187627
By shuffling the cards randomly after each round

>> No.90187696

>>90187619
Basically you use math / statistics to keep track of what's happening in the game you give yourself an advantage, you can actually reliably win by doing this but you need to have a very quick mind. The casinos will notice you doing it because you're winning too much and they'll kick you out if they get suspicious

>> No.90187705

>>90187619
Start at 0 add 1 for certain high cards you see, subtract 1 for lows. When the count reaches a certain spid your odds increase so you bet more. They catch you when your heavy betting matches the count too often.

>> No.90187707

>>90187661
Native American, yes, but not even close to actual American.

>> No.90187739

>>90187696
>you're winning too much and they'll kick you out
that's so gay

>> No.90187749

Three hours flew by like it was nothing. What the fuck

>> No.90187778

>>90187692
After each round? lol, they slow the rate of games on the possibility of cheats? Gay.

>> No.90187795

>>90186596
I'm a mathematician in real life and I'm addicted to betting cryptocurrency on internet mahjong
I would argue that my deep understanding of the odds increases the rush and makes it 10x more intense to win or lose
There are no stupid people in these rooms, they're all fucking monsters man

>> No.90187809

>>90187739
At least its some form of compliment.
>Bruh you're too smart for this get the fuck out

>> No.90187810

>>90187739
Casinos are in it to make money
They'd only tell you to leave if you were winning a shit ton of money in a short time frame, if you just win a good amount and then quit and show up again in a month or two, they won't care

>> No.90187850

>>90187795
only stupid people gamble on things they have no control over with unfavorable odds

>> No.90187862

I don't get how the fuck we just let casinos be a thing when they're obviously fucking scams.

>> No.90187875

>>90187778
There are automatic shufflers. Use one set of decks for play, shuffle the other set of decks while in play and repeat

>> No.90187889

>>90187862
Because they make a metric fuckton of money for the state

>> No.90187907

>>90187862
You're watching a girl who's basically addicted to ions. Everything is a fucking scamm.

>> No.90187955

IRyS should play HOI4 so she can experience the true RGN experience of hoping your game doesn't get fucked by an event or the AI messing up...

>> No.90187958

>>90187875
Its still not as fast as running through a shoe of six decks.

>> No.90187960

>>90187862
Because the white man stole our land or something

>> No.90187997

>>90187955
No she should play X-COM

>> No.90188031

>Slots with a player bias
Pekomama, I kneel.

>> No.90188078

Remember when Pokemon had gambling and slot machines in the older games before they removed it, that and Mario 64 DS were what got me into enjoying gambling games as a kid

>> No.90188118

>>90188078
Wait there's no Pokemon casinos in the new games?

>> No.90188163

>>90188118
No, since like 4th or 5th gen European ratings forever took them away from us.

>> No.90188176

>faster than slots
I just won 15k with slots in the time it took her to win 5k

>> No.90188180

>>90188118
That hasn't been a thing since like, D/P my dude, that's been gone for like almost 20 years

>> No.90188182

>>90188163
Why the fuck do Euros ruin everything

>> No.90188205

>>90187850
Do you apply this to everything in your life?
>see cute girl
>want to ask her out
>no control over the answer and unfavorable odds... guess I'd better not
>I'm so intelligent

>> No.90188241

>>90188180
I stopped playing at the right time I guess, the only Pokemon game I played recently is just Heartgold on my phone

>> No.90188257

>>90187997
Nuh uh, Age of Empires/Mythology

>> No.90188264

https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1860932254849200627

>> No.90188270

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1860932254849200627
Off pako soon

>> No.90188274

>>90188205
Is this really how morons think

>> No.90188287

>>90188241
You should play Black/White and Black/White 2, they're the peak of the entire series

>> No.90188343

>>90188270
God she's been begging so hard lately

>> No.90188395

How long has she been in the casino now?

>> No.90188396

Burgerbro won.

>> No.90188428

>>90188396
No he didn't he wants on stream eating ya dingus

>> No.90188505

This is me in every Yakuza game

>> No.90188597

She should have just stuck with slots 30 minutes ago

>> No.90188651

desk-kun no...

>> No.90188680

Money doko

>> No.90188690

>>90188651
giwtwm

>> No.90188708

>bust please
not now

>> No.90188715

im so glad she inflicts pain on herself for content

>> No.90188724

>>90188708
Too late

>> No.90188736

>Won 3 times in a row and got back to 45k
>Lost it all for no reason
Airisu...

>> No.90188760

I think IRyS may have a gambling problem.

>> No.90188814

This reminds me to a Koikatsu set on pixiv where IRyS and Bae end up in debt after losing so much money they become sex slaves to pay their 1 trillion debt.

>> No.90188820

I love how sweaty she gets when she gets pissed off

>> No.90188850

>>90188760
mathematical proofs?

>> No.90188858

>>90188760
that's why she was the gambling nun in that one councilRyS rpg

>> No.90188940

>>90188850
She lost over 35k in Blackjack.

>> No.90189015

>Bae still considers herself wife
Cute....

>> No.90189029

>>90189015
That's just sad and depressing that she still hasn't gotten the memo yet.

>> No.90189123

>>90189029
They hang out all the time.

>> No.90189132

>>90189029
What's sad is that you don't watch streams and don't know BaeRyS have plans next month

>> No.90189137

>>90189123
So she should know then.

>> No.90189157

>>90188078
I played the Mario 64 one so much, but mainly because it had Luigi in it. Good times.

>> No.90189195

>Winning jackpot barely registers for her
Oh no, she's properly addicted...

>> No.90189199

>>90189029
makes me wonder how bad her views are doing if she's suddenly trying to revive BaeRyS now

>> No.90189213

>>90189132
Yeah yeah and Chadcast will totally come back soon just like you've been saying this entire year

>> No.90189227

Surely the great idea won't backfire and result in her losing 10k on a single hand of blackjack.

>> No.90189247
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90189247

Never punished

>> No.90189260

The gambling never ends

>> No.90189289

>>90189247
She IS Lady Luck-Hope....

>> No.90189327

I wish she'd go broke, it'd be funnier

>> No.90189357

is tedium the only reason not to cash out every win

>> No.90189404

Prab removed those tattoos from that set now. All is right with the world.

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>> No.90189564

IRyS losing at gambling is peak entertainment

>> No.90189588

IRyS is going to beat cheebs when the streams done

>> No.90189607

I wonder if she even remembers there's a game outside of the casino.

>> No.90189610
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Husbant, I bet too much on surotto and lost all money. We are homeress now.

>> No.90189611
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This is why she shouldn't get a pet

>> No.90189625

>>90189564
IRyS losing is peak entertainment.

>> No.90189683

I much prefer seeing her happy than losing

>> No.90189738

>>90189683
I don't
IRyS is like a protagonist who sandbags unless they get knocked around some

>> No.90189751

Does she even realize she has crops and sla- fsns waiting for her?

>> No.90189795

>>90189751
GuyRyS doesn't need to eat.

>> No.90189797

>>90189751
She literally forgot this was holocure, this is now the casino game. It's consumed her

>> No.90189807

>>90189683
I prefer to see IRyS suffering.

>> No.90189851

The slots fund all her other money losing ventures

>> No.90189856

IRyS will use your hard earned money on gambling if you are married to her...

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90189889

>>90189610
I'm going to sell you to the Dark Web's Red Room

>> No.90189900

>>90189856
worth it to be her sex slave

>> No.90189925

This is the worst update this game has ever had.

>> No.90189938

>>90189856
That would require her to leave the house and we all know she's a pillow princess.

>> No.90189966

>>90189856
When IRyS comes home and tells me she lost another 10K yen I scold her and tell her to bend over my lap for her punishment.

>> No.90189969

>>90189610
Guess we're using Cheebs like a Tauntaun.

>> No.90189980

mingling with loliRyS

>> No.90189990

I love her so much man

>> No.90189993
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90189993

>Depressed
>Immediately seek out lolis for comfort

>> No.90190001

>>90189856
I'd buy a slot machine and take her money instead.

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>> No.90190021

Straight from gambling to pedophilia, IRyS would fit right in in Hollywood.

>> No.90190035

>>90189969
FYI, the internal temperature of a tauntaun is Luke warm

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>>90190035
INAFF

>> No.90190092

>>90190021
P Diddy and Epstein would be proud of her, a worthy heiress for Ghislaine Maxwell....

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>>90190073
Back off!

>> No.90190182

>IRyS is not a book reader
WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED

>> No.90190239

>I don't read books, but if I read books it would be like reading a book.

>> No.90190243

>>90190182
hey wait does this guy read books HEY THIS GUY READS BOOKS HE'S A FUCKING NERD

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I only read books about white haired baseball players who spank each other's asses after a tight game.

>> No.90190362

>>90190330
Focus on the stream, IRyS. I'll deal with you later.

>> No.90190393

I miss TerraRyS

>> No.90190520

>kaela ground her fish into paste
I am shocked.

>> No.90190530

yeah my golden rod

>> No.90190556

she doesn't know about the clown fish incident

>> No.90190585

>>90190556
Flare wouldn't have told her. Too traumatic.

>> No.90190612

>>90190585
She was literally on a stream when she sperged out because of them before...

>> No.90190655

>>90190612
And apparently IRyS wasn't watching.

>> No.90190740

washing IRyS’ feet (with my mouth)

>> No.90190785

JWU
Excuse me but where the fuck did she get so much fish? Was she just fishing for the last 3 hours?

>> No.90190802

>>90190785
She did a lot off stream at some point.

>> No.90190808

>>90190785
if you build up a streak you start getting tens or more fish per pull

>> No.90190815

IRyS won't say ass but she'll say Goddamnit

>> No.90190853

>>90190815
Asses are real.

>> No.90190922

>>90190853
God's damnation is too. He made you, after all.

>> No.90190939

>>90189404
Did he actually see complaints on his patreon or is he just /here/, if he is HEY RETARD SAVE THAT KEKSHIT FOR OTHER GIRLS WE'RE NOT SAPLINGS FUCKHEAD

>> No.90190958

>>90190922
Good one.

>> No.90190987

>>90190815
IRyS is an atheist

>> No.90191020

I kinda want to try this dumb game, but I know I'd get stuck in the casino like IRyS.

>> No.90191066

endless climaxing with IRyS

>> No.90191072

When did she move back to the right

>> No.90191100

>>90191072
Ages ago now. Where've you been?

>> No.90191103

>>90191072
Are you for real

>> No.90191108

>>90191072
Three hours ago.

>> No.90191121
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90191121

I want MarineRyS smell.

>> No.90191213

that one koikatsu render of IRyS dressed as Marine with her pits out

>> No.90191223

>>90190330
SLAP ASS!! MORE SLAP ASS!!

>> No.90191251
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90191251

>> No.90191255

>>90182672
http://poal.me/uqvdh6

>> No.90191275
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90191275

Sausage lust

>> No.90191295
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>>90191223
I was more about the East West Bowl, but slapass was good, too.

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>>90191275
I want to take Marine's sausage to the face so bad.

>> No.90191351

IRyS needs high quality lewds like Marine has

>> No.90191390

>>90191351
IRyS needs to bait more coomers.

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>There's no IRyStocrat version of this yet
Artists are slacking

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>>90191396
IRyS is for butts not pits.

>> No.90191451
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90191451

>>90191426
>Pitchuuba
>Not for pits
ARE YOU RETARDED AND GAY?!

>> No.90191470

But IRyS, if you want lightning weiner all you need to do is ask.

>> No.90191500
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90191500

>>90191451
I like butts. Specifically IRyS's.

>> No.90191528

she can have my shining finger and lighting wiener

>> No.90191540

that drool should go in my mouth desu

>> No.90191619

Don't take the pill, IRyS

>> No.90191899

Our zatsu dies too when she's not doing the holohouse or gambling

>> No.90191907
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>> No.90191941

But IRyS if you level up your sausage any more it won't fit down my throat.

>> No.90191996

not beating the futa allegations

>> No.90192012

>max the sausage
>let me touch that
absolute succubus

>> No.90192084

>>90191941
>>90191996
Fags.

>> No.90192085

I can't believe she actually died with double heal and a super nurse horn...

>> No.90192107

>>90191996
>>90192012
Inb4 fanart of IRyS packing a deli worth of meat.

>> No.90192145

She's so dumb...

>> No.90192171

Is she retarded

>> No.90192197

https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1860932254849200627

>> No.90192244

>>90192197
Slow.

>> No.90192339

IRyS calls me lightning wiener, because my wiener goes off faster than a bolt of lightning. B)

>> No.90192678

Died to a vIRyS.

>> No.90192680

IRyS uses such terrible keyboards.

>> No.90192706

>>90192680
Nah

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90192739

>>90191426

>> No.90192744
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90192744

>Send supa
>No supa reading
Many such cases!

>> No.90192826

>>90192744
You send it during the reading, retard. Knowing her she still might read them though.

>> No.90192854

>>90192744
Didn't want to hear dongtaco's latest whinefest anyway.

>> No.90192915

She would have won if she didn't keep picking wiener

>> No.90192964

>>90192680
^

>> No.90193002

she wanted to keep her controller in her seat

>> No.90193011

>>90192915
She should be going for the ice sake collab.

>> No.90193151

Is it a short stream today?

>> No.90193159

This stream has had like 10 good soundposts from it already

>> No.90193194

>>90193159
Her sausage better make the cut (of meat).

>> No.90193254

>>90193159
lewdmaxxed fertileRyS please understand

>> No.90193288

"Cum to me, you deserve some love." Come on IRyS...

>> No.90193308
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>by love I mean violence

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>>90191275
Do this one, please.

>> No.90193340

I have my cat stuck on my lap now. Sorry, IRyS. No more cum.

>> No.90193446

>>90191275
Now all she needs is a lightning sausage…

>> No.90193514

Why is IRyS obsessed with the lightning Weiner?

>> No.90193529

>>90193514
Because she died immediately after getting it several runs ago

>> No.90193542

>>90193514
Low-key coomer bait.

>> No.90193575

IRyS is so whiny today

>> No.90193633

>>90193575
Yes. IRyS, hold the sausage.

>> No.90193642

>>90193542
more like you're coomer brained

>> No.90193661

>>90193642
Have you ever seen sausage legend

>> No.90193670

>>90193575
She's perfect.

>> No.90193672

>>90193642
If you don't think IRyS leans into suggestive wordplay you're dense.

>> No.90193695

Sausage is probably the worst weapon in the game, even the collabs suck.

>> No.90193765

>>90193672
>her wanting to get a powerful weapon that is inherently suggestive means she's baiting for coomers like me
stop thinking with your pimple dick for once, coomer

>> No.90193769

Yeah, me.

>> No.90193795

Meme or sex?

>> No.90193813

>>90193765
And she's fixated on that one instead of loads of others because..? I guess she's totally not BL sausaging for the same reason.

>> No.90193862

>>90193813
she literally just got mad at porn addicted faggots like you for just saying "hold the sausage", you dense projecting coomer

>> No.90193900

>>90193862
I don't think you know what angry IRyS sounds like, i've made her mad enough to swear before.

>> No.90193940

>>90193900
so you admit you're just a trolling anti? wow, thanks for the mask off I guess

>> No.90193947

yeah my infinite sausage

>> No.90193950

>>90193862
IRyS likes the tease you dummy. Just like how that BL thing all the paypigs threw down on didn't tickle her pickle. It went beyond bounds.

>> No.90193982

>>90193940
>Trolling anti
This nigga has clearly never gotten an "oh shutup!" before

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