/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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She can't be your friend, she's busy going to "college parties"

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>Fauna tells what she did on IRL college party she was on
Holy fucking ESL. Kill all clipfags.

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>>89371301
I swear all clippers have suddenly got way more ESL, even those that have been around for a while. Are they hiring SEAs to do the work or using fucking AI or something?

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>>89371301
yeah we know Fauna had her slut phase, she is over it by now, grow up. She still will not befriend (you) tho

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>>89372791
views are down and payouts are worse so only the truly dedicated clippers and SEA beggars desperate for scraps clip now

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>>89372791
clip quality is extremely down from like ~2020
it's so fucking sad
whoever decided there need to be '''english''' subbed clips
for english speaking holos in the first place

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>>89371301
>IRL college party
she definitely had sex that night
this is your oshi, sapcucks?

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>>89373323
kys

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>>89373323
Yeah sex with me that night

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>>89371301
She and Bae have something in common now. Maybe now they can actually collab together like genmates should instead of ignoring each other

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>>89372791
It's a type of clickbait, they know some people will click on the video and comment about the errors, which will drive engagement.

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>>89373323
Careful now you might upset the saplings

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>>89373526
we both know you didn't go to college

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>>89371301
saplings...

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>>89373651
I type in ESL for fun sometimes and it does occasionally get (You)s of people looking to call it out, so checks out

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Did she say her college was a big party college? Something like ASU, or UC Santa Barbara (hello Elliot Rodger), or Slutgers? That makes a difference in the likelihood of her hooking up and grinding on guys

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>>89373323
Here we have a person that never went to a party in his life and thinks they are like in the movies

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>>89374117
Here we have a larper whos never been to a college party

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>>89374117
Fair, but I ask you this, have you gone to a college party while being a girl? Guaranteed entry to Chuck's if that's what you're looking for

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>>89374147
now this guy definitely has not been to a college party

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>>89374147
My dude, college parties are a bunch of teenagers that can't drink passing out and trying to kill themselves, I know American Pie was a fun movie to watch when you were a kid but it isn't reality

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>>89374310
this guy has been to college parties

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lmao if you think the parties she was going to were the ragers and not a bunch of nerds standing in a kitchen explaining their D&D characters to each other or something equally lame

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>>89374117
I gurantee that most holos are not maiden virgins that you believe them to be.

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>>89372912
gross

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>>89374434
and there goes the goalposts

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>>89374434
That has nothing to do with the statement

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>>89373323
Why would anybody want to fuck the anemic vegan stick woman that she surely must be irl?

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>>89374607
What are you doing here instead of banging fatties?

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>>89374085
Anon even Mormons at an all Mormon college will hook-up with each other. They do it in the weirdest fucking way, but biology prevails.

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>>89371301
I love my social genius Mommy so much! She'll teach me everything I need to know.

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>>89373323
Uh oh, the Shoncucks are angry again.

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>>89374711
Banging really big fatties.

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>>89374056
baset

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lol

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>>89371301
Why? Why is it always the GFE vtubers who are like this?

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Can vegan girls have sex without condom? Or anything that gets in their pussies doesn't count?

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>>89376130
what?

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>>89376130
Vegan women cannot rape a man, for they'll need his content to consume his cum.

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>>89374764
Yeah but there is a big difference between a party at OSU or Bama vs one at local tech institute county college

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>>89371301
>going
>present tense
I’d assume someone who spends so much time seething about Fauna would at least have known that she finished college some time before she joined Hololive.

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>>89376130
They're infertile so it's safe.

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>>89374085
>>89376187
Not a sapling but she went to an academic college not a party one, people found it when she got fully doxxed

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>>89374764
Ah, "Soaking" where kids gaslight themselves into believing penis-vaginal penetration isn't sex as long as they don't move and they get a third party to stimulate movement via jumping on the bed. Hilariously hypocritical.

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>>89371301
I see you're back from the factory

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>>89377665
Thanks, I was worried something might have happened to you. Where would we ever be without you bumping every single fauna catalog bait thread and giving her antis (You)s?

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>>89376187
There's less difference here than you think because nerds at big party schools will have nerd parties and people at tiny schools will try to emulate what they think is happening at big party schools

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shondocuck seethe

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>>89378992
True but party culture does make a difference in the prevalence, visibility, and concentration of such college parties. I mean, Elliot Rodger transferred to UCSB to try to hook up with girls and it drove him mad instead. He would have been better off at a small nerdy school where thots aren’t walking around 24/7 and the sounds of partying didn’t fill the night

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>>89379231
Fair, a female nerd at a big party school is probably more likely to engage in partying than if she went to a smaller school

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>>89379231
Elliot Rodger should not be used as a typical example of anything. Dude would have repelled girls anywhere he went.

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>>89376130
They just can't swallow. That would be consuming an animal product.

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>>89371438
Fauna tells what she did on IRL college party she was on Shiori just enjoyers

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>>89371301
the mixer queen Ceres Fauwhore

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>>89374310
They just get someone else to buy them alcohol if they are Americans

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>>89374764
>>89377623
Soaking seems to be an internet urban legend. Just seems unlikely. Mormon teens are very supervised and full of church and other activities, then go on missions, so the earliest they get to college is at 20 for men. If they get caught doing anything sexual, even being in the opposite sex's room, they can get expelled, why involve witnesses? Just get engaged on the 2nd date and have regular sex in secret in the two months before the wedding.
On the other hand mormons are dumb as bricks and don't get told a single thing about sex, so I don't doubt it's happened

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>>89371301
>Fauna gets laid in college
>I got laid in college
WE ARE

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>>89371301
brown feet op again

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>One time I was at a party in college and I just started cleaning their stove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIju-V6RQO0&t=77
Alright, good thread

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>>89380920
But some precum/semen/penis skin cell are consumed by the lower mouth. That doesn't count?

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>>89380920
Incorrect. It is consensually given which bypasses the problem with animal products itselves.

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>>89381710
I think he meant “can’t drink” as in “can’t hold their liquor because they’re inexperienced.”

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>>89384410
So rape isn't vegan?

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>>89377665
What is this mental illness? https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/filename/1728088165854129/

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>>89386046
I think it's Fauna because of the filename

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>>89371301
This is what happens when you allow monetized clipping. Shut it down Cover. Only the actual fans will clip for free. These SEA bottomfeeders will generate clips out of nothing because they have to make money out of the time they spend watching streams. Fans only clip clippable content. These bottomfeeders clickbait for the pennies they need survive.

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>>89382413
It’s definitely real. I don’t know how common place it is, but I’ve seen enough interviews with Mormons and Ex-Mormons to believe it’s a thing. It’s really not hard to believe that sexually repressed people do weird stuff behind closed doors, it’s pretty much a reality of any culture that prohibits pre-marital sex.

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>>89374434
I have seen the people at the concerts. They are most definitely all virgins.

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>>89373323
maybe, but probably not if she has her wits on her.

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>>89377385
College is college. Holes were stuffed

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>>89373651
It's sort of crazy to me how internet culture as a whole heavily incentivizes being retarded

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>>89372791
AI has good English.

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>>89388694
Sorry your hole got stuffed at college.

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I never got invited to any parties when I was in college

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Is she done with her giant tree?

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>>89373323
>>89389261
I would like to stuff a Sapling's hole at a college party

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>>89388875
We have gone beyond idiocracy. We have reached retardocracy.

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I dont like imagining fauna as a normalfag

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>>89371301
What could a vegan do in college party?