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Royalty Edition

Last thread: >>89221927
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.89286388
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>>89286370
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>89286370
Amen!

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>> No.89286626
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mama's coming back soon, right?

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>>89286388

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>>89286388
Amen

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>> No.89286688

>>89286626
Your mama ran away to marry a drunkard

>> No.89286708

>>89286688
who's the drunkard?

>> No.89286719

>>89286626
he's having too much fun being an indie

>> No.89286750

>>89286708
ME

>> No.89286757 [DELETED] 

>>89286719
he hasn't even streamed recently

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>>89286750

>> No.89286827
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>>89286388
Amen.

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alright, schedule schizo hour be upon ye. a little late but scraping it together just ahead of armis anni. first up we have leader! a bit up and down in mood as usual, but we carry on and look up towards a hopeful future. Zephos the #1 racist elf in all of the marches will not be held back from his goals, whatever they may be.
>deadlock collabs with all the boys culminating in jobber tourney
>24 hour terraria with noct!
>handcam pumpkin carving and lego build menshi streams
>continuing chill mornings and guitar/piano menshi practice
>kino awwtare fighting in VR
>TEAM RIP also in a jobber tourney
>shinyspicy birthday collab
>the first of hopefully multiple super fun Jamboree collabs with the boys!

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>>89286876
poor axel's schizo sheet is still mostly just a draft, but i'm hoping to backfill the year over this month, and sep onwards is accurate. YATTA HIT 1M! WE DID IT! another rough unscheduled guerrilla month with time spent out at school, but it'll all be worth it in the end, and there were collabs a-plenty for our extroverted dingo. in fact, a collab with every member save for Flayon across the month of october! plus a banger of a birthday with the long awaited song cover drop.
>LOOP ROMEO AND CINDERELLA NOW!
>the ol DICK TWISTER debut in HoloMarches
>TCG gambling pain
>constant ripping on our beloved Mr. Toilet Destroyer and Cucktavio
>nonstop Deadcock jobbing with the boys with a long awaited Mad Dogz reunion
>kino horror chess matches in Outlast
>dingoose League toxicity as well as plenty of League in general
>trust in the wallpaper, my brothers. good fortune, rare pulls and graduation will come to those with the wallpaper grindset.

>> No.89286907

>>89286757
uhhuh

>> No.89286937
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>>89286904
it's weird to think that the schedules were even started by tracking lazy clown ear hort at the start of the year, and here we are again, Rate Gavis Bettel 2024 is suffering from the same health issue as back in january. luckily enough he got out a banger of a month before falling apart! what a recovery from spooky month 2023!
>handcams aplenty
>SH2R playthrough with approximately 875,000 PC bluescreens breaking up the terror
>public and membership slasher watchalong kino
>finally got wrangled into participating in Deadcock for one glorious day of guerrillas
>dingoose league suffering!
>The Count of Cowardice debuted in HoloMarches
>plenty of external collabs and Sibling streams as usual
>capping off Halloween eve and day with karaoke and a song cover drop!

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>>89286937
additional mini schizo for Rate Gavis Bettel's Spooky Month 2024: he achieved most of his stated goals! yippee!
>Phasmo with babies: the baby gamers (Axel, Jurard, Ruze) all refused a horror game collab
>mixology handcam: too many reflective surfaces to be worthwhile for the audience with how much would have to be hidden
>Metal with Bettel: turns out no other stars are into metal music, not even Ruze, that bastard. ignore that Hakka exists, shh, it was an impossible task.

>> No.89286976

>>89286937
Oh wow I forgot how rough the first half of the year was for bettelion

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>>89286962
we take 2023 and we slide those columns across, because ARMIS is about to wrap around one entire year of streaming. a little slower in the back end as we approach the time to cook projects hard, but we got some kino Gibby in the first half.
>hosted Hallow ARMIS celebratory costume contest!
>collabing with ALL THE BOYS! he managed to hit up all nine of his branchmates at various times!
>Bodvarr the egomaniac pally dwarf debuted taking on a dragon with nothing but his dashing good looks and the shirt off his back
>watermelon crushing handcam chaos and chill Lego menshi
>fill-in for leader during the Outlast Trials kino horror collab
>if he actually streams Ultra Despair Girls i will kneel so hard

>> No.89287008

>>89286976
I remember the poor bubbyttelion... wonder if they're still around

>> No.89287027
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>>89286995
surprise! i finished octavio's draft that had been rotting in my files forever! this maestro needs to be stopped by something more powerful than ant monitors, ISP troubles or stints in the hospital, because holy mother of constant double and triple streaming, waves upon waves of menshi content in all tiers, appearances at every con, constant music production, internal collabs, external collabs, hosting game shows and talk shows and radio shows, absolute nonstop infinite kino. we'll just concentrate on october, which was a slower month due to some personal affairs.

>finished FF7R, the last of his current long running RPG spam series. perms-san please keep the kingdom hearts away from him.
>struggled against his demons with a laptop, a portable wifi hotspot and a dream to job up to the finish line in the Deadcock tourney, our babygaming scuff warrior
>chomping at the bit to see what is happening with Infant in HoloMarches, yet to be debuted. if Ruze is excited to get into his LORE then i'm double hyped!
>NeverFiction cover drop with our best idol Hakka! acapella menshi versions and shorts duet versions on both of their channels! LOOP NEVERFICTION NOW!
>OcTalks reached its 35th weekly episode at the end of september, and then was revamped into the brand new OcTalks Radio! a monthly archived karaoke, talk show and collab machine! the first spooky episode with Shinri was a little rushed but a banger for sure. let's hope Bettel can get his shit together for the November edition so we can have a showmen duo production!
>very little spookykino apart from SH2R but we finish it up late in nov with Kinki, the weirdest, nichest, most cinematic masterpiece he could have found for a random kusogame. bravo maestro! always the wild card!

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>>89287027
and we roll on with another packed red month from the angry red man! HOLOMARCHES begins firing on all cylinders! episode zero setup, short videos introducing all our characters, session one with the babygamers (Bettel, Flayon, Hakka, Jurard, Goldbullet) and session two featuring the slightly more advanced racists (Altare, Axel, Shinri) are out, and extra character sheet downloads available in T2 menshi along with 100~ hours of worldbuilding content across the past 8-9 months. THE BIGGEST PROJECT has been realized and is rolling along nicely, can't wait for the next installment!

>birthday projects FULLY APPRECIATED to the level of physically binding them into a real book
>TWO T4 voice packs featuring Vermillion (orange cowboy) and Azure (blue eboy) to start off a running series of Ruzebow personal L O R E editions
>deadcocking it with all the boys
>handcam kino both public and T3 menshi
>Warhammer autism continued from Vermintide into Space Marine solo and Bettel twins collab editions
>can't wait to be killed with a rock! and see how the Ruzebow roulette functions! he hasn't given the chat direct control over the personas since the very first NPC peasant boss battle back in january, should be fun!

>> No.89287156

>>89287091
as to the future, schizoweekly has cropped up to help me keep better track of minute changes week-to-week. i've realized that i will simply not get all the talents done for 2024 this late in the game, so Flay/Hakka/Shinri will stay off the roster. gonna try get Axel and Jurard done to complete HQ and ARMIS before the end of the year. starting 2025 we'll track all the talents we have with the power of fresh clean spreadsheets!

>> No.89287637

>>89287156
i love you scheduleschizo

>> No.89287774
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>>89287637
chu!

>> No.89287817

>>89286815
I WILL RAPE YOU BUNTARE

>> No.89287866

>>89287156
Nice job, schedule anon

>> No.89287929

>>89287817
not if buntare rapes you first

>> No.89287958

>>89287929
Don't threaten me with a good time

>> No.89288022

>>89287958
breeding with buntare... ToT

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cute dino finishing all his homework rabu

>> No.89288907

>>89288201
he should try a jp-speaking only stream to practice his studies

>> No.89288939

>>89288907
It's not that easy to be able to produce speech when learning a new language

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>>89288201
kek maybe the bird did drop him for that new toy

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squish

>> No.89289979

lmao, bettel and flay make an appearance on botchamania 501's intro

>> No.89290240

>>89289979
>look it up
>literal wrestling jobber compilation (?)
pretty sure I saw altare in there too, sasuga jobbers guild

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tavi twitch telly soon

>> No.89291514

Leader of the adventure guild? more like whorer of the whore-ing guild

>> No.89292472

>>89291029
TAVI ON THE PURPLE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

>> No.89292718

>>89288939
I think he can do it. He's a weeb. He already talks in weeb phrases. Written tests alone won't improve his jp skills.

>> No.89293095

>>89289926
hakka is making a compelling case for why bottoms shouldn't have rights

>> No.89293445

>>89293095
No, no, let him cook.

>> No.89295006
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i miss my cat

>> No.89295156

>>89295006
I'm sorry, he's at the vet getting neutered.

>> No.89295589

I guess I will watch Mr bettel while red cat is gone ( ・3・) he's streaming this week right?

>> No.89296408

>>89295589
Check his twitter

>> No.89296599

>>89295589
go back to your asspirate

>> No.89296698

>>89296599
( ̄ー ̄) he's hasn't been streaming for a couple of days and you can watch multiple people. How about you go away

>> No.89296950

>>89296698
you wouldn't know if i went away because it's an anonymous board

>> No.89297488

>>89296950
Ok? And you are just an ass that's really it. You care to much about what I write instead of doing something better with time all I said was I'm going to watch bettel this week

>> No.89298617
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Busy thinking about my blue son

>> No.89298712

>>89286370
this nigga cant even be half as cool as he is in art

>> No.89299019

>>89298712
https://youtu.be/u1TlF-k6uTk?t=4831

>> No.89299600

>Don't nut if I ask for it, don't nut if nobody asked for it, just don't nut
https://youtu.be/IUin8nsqM8Q?t=20587

>> No.89299735

>>89299600
Shut it Jurard. I'll nut inside Flayon all I want

>> No.89299924

>What's up? Legs up, wanna buttfuck?
>Take the dick till I come on his dino nuts

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>> No.89301305

holostars EN? more like whorostars EN

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Bubbies...

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Hope you're doing well, I was sending funny text messages to strong black people of color all last week

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>>89287027
>>89287091
Look at those beautiful solid walls of streaming
I didn't realize how much Octavio was on that shit

>> No.89302089

>>89301778
sasuga psycho twink

>> No.89302751

>>89289934
Last week of school for dingo I think, ganba Aniki we believe in you you silly little guy.

>> No.89302894

>>89302751
GRADUATE ANIKI

>> No.89304339

flayon’s fangs are incredibly erotic and i want them to impale me

>> No.89304630

>>89304339
i made this post

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>> No.89305686

Oh man this game makes me nostalgic

>> No.89305738

Oh you LAZY CUNTS I forgot he moved his fucking TIMESLOT and you didn't TELLY POST
RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/p8l49tQV3G8
https://youtu.be/p8l49tQV3G8
https://youtu.be/p8l49tQV3G8

>> No.89305879

can't wait for him to be stuck on the first stage for 20 minutes while proving not to be a himbo

>> No.89305926

>>89304630
Flayon should disown lazy roons

>> No.89305950

>>89305879
He did pretty well when he originally played it
Though he was specifically racing someone's time (Hakka's? I forget)

>> No.89305980

>>89305926
he would never because he loves us so much

>> No.89305990

I will eat flayons dead carcass

>> No.89306174

>>89305950
yeah he mentioned today he originally played because he watched hakka pre debut

>> No.89306597

>Think? You better change your name to You Thought
Gave me a kek

>> No.89307528

>still trying the first stage
lol

>> No.89307716

past ruze would be so disappointed

>> No.89308090
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Me and who?

>> No.89308127

>>89308090
Me and Aniki

>> No.89308566

>>89308090
He doesn't have boobies....

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>tfw don't know how to solve this either

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>>89308566
Lies and slander

>> No.89308891

>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY EGG!

>> No.89309049

I always feel kind of surprised to see Bettel in other chats at this point

>> No.89309056

>>89308776
Dumb men saying they have boobs need to be corrected that's all

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Goddamnit dino, stop edging me

>> No.89309762

>>89309056
They only need to be corrected when they say they have boobs and clearly don't, you fucking heathen. Axel's tits are immaculate.

>> No.89309784

He's getting so frustrated kek

>> No.89309814

HE DID IT

>> No.89309825
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HE DID IT

>> No.89310038

>>89309762
He is Flatxel, on both sides.

>> No.89310738

Gibby, Shinri, and Ruze hould legally not be allowed to hide their udders and prevent me from sucking on them

>> No.89311176

>>89309762
He's flat your in your delusional state wake up.

>> No.89311384

>>89310038
>>89311176
If Axel is flat then so are all the other EN boys

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Hakka has a collab with Takahata on Friday!
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1856065803008848375

>> No.89311571

>>89311384
wrong, flayon has fat tits that i motor boat every night

>> No.89311621

Graduate ruze

>> No.89311641

>>89311520
>I will collab with Alucard from Hellsing
I know what he means but that sentence is somehow extremely funny

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>>89311384
then why isn't he part of the pecxodia

>> No.89311700

>>89311621
Sorry he got killed out of college

>> No.89311728

Pecxodia should be forced to wear reverse bunny suits at all times and give me ass and pec jobs whenever I want them

>> No.89311736

>>89311663
Because he doesn't make it his personality

>> No.89311760

>>89311700
I meant kicked but that works

>> No.89311874

>>89311736
i think gibby is the only one who wants to be in pecxodia

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yeeeey mama block game yeeay woo yeah happy happy

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>>89311896
MINECRAFT IS BACK BABYYY

>> No.89311945

>>89311384
All of them are flat this isn't a bias thing

>> No.89311956

>>89311663
I honestly don't know. Ruze has smaller tits than Axel but people ogle them more because of the tit window

>> No.89312002

>>89311896
WOOOOOOOOO MINECRAFT MONDAY WITH MAMA

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>>89311896
finally mamas back

>> No.89312046

The fanart is tricking you to think they aren't flat.

>> No.89312170

>>89311956
you must be one of those artists that draw men's pecs like women's boobs

>> No.89312343

>>89311520
Hakka is shitting himself and won't go to the bathroom

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>>89311956
Axel just looks like some ikemen battle shounen dude while Ruze is some ripped brute strength monster hunter guy with a bunch of scars and a comically large axe
Forgive Aruran for not weighing the pros and cons of including Axel

>> No.89312533

>>89311520
NgL, I wasnt expecting this collab at all

>> No.89312798

>>89312480
ngl i kinda wished axel would have some scars from past battles too with how his whole body is covered initially. of course his second outfit could be like an au one, i don't see it fitting elysium that well

>> No.89312967

>>89312480
Looking at their model sheets side by side, Axel and Ruze look like they both have dense muscle all over and if you punched either of them it'd be like hitting a wall.

My point is that Axel has the same amount of tit as Ruze does, if not more when you look at his 3D model.

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>>89312967
Anon, Axel barely looks more buff than Altare, and Altare is flat as a board. Ruze's mama draws him looking like this.

>> No.89313093
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>>89312480
One thing we can all agree on is Axel having the juiciest thighs

>> No.89313183
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>>89313060
doesn't change that his model looks like this, his torso looks so small

>> No.89313226

I want to grab Bettel's balls and squeeze them

>> No.89313274

>>89311520
Hakka's gonna try and get him to say something as Alucard and he's gonna use that as fapfuel, isn't he?

>> No.89313322

please continue posting lots of pictures of your oshi’s manmeat titties, it’s still too hard to make a decision, gonna need some more time and evidence

>> No.89313373
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89313373

What kind of work is Ruru doing and why are all those shareholders bringing condoms

>> No.89313442

>>89313183
He's got pretty prominent pecs in that too so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make

>> No.89313513
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89313513

Research material

>> No.89313524
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girls, girls, you're both pretty

>> No.89313593

>>89313524
I want a shonen fight between these two

>> No.89313621

>>89313373
Anniversary shit, maybe something else

>> No.89313680

>>89313593
I want them to get oiled up and rub their chests together, for science.

>> No.89313686

>>89313524
Wow, two aggressively hot men. Oh the horror oh the pain no one should post more photos of them.

>> No.89313706
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89313706

Just researching

>> No.89313771
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>>89313680
Pervert! The axeman is trying to get a ball to touch a wall and you think such salacious thoughts!!!

>> No.89313799
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89313799

Eh, I'm just gonna post my flat boy being flat

>> No.89313837
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>> No.89313876
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>> No.89313899
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89313899

You are filthy sinners and deviants

>> No.89313958

>>89313876
not the balloon tits...

>> No.89313975
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89313975

>mfw I remember people give men boobs

>> No.89313976
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89313976

i wish mama and auntie got more clean pretty titty art, they often get given weird proportions or a greasy sheen

>> No.89313979

>>89312967
People are likely basing it off how Ruze has bulkier arms than Axel, making him look larger overall. Someone should Photoshop just the arms while leaving the torso alone and see if the torsos look comparable after you remove that variable.

>> No.89314008

>>89313899
only sometimes :3c

>> No.89314043
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>>89313979
Dismembering them to compare torsos

>> No.89314166

>>89314043
Still in disbelief that he canonically wants to fuck this thing

>> No.89314199
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>>89314166
Yeah?

>> No.89314213

>>89314166
More like he gets tricked by a bunch of them in a coat but they're also jobbers so Operation Steal Clown Semen fails

>> No.89314223

>>89314166
what.

>> No.89314260

>>89314213
No, he absolutely fucks them. Check your menshi wallpapers.

>> No.89314297

>>89314260
Those were skeleton hands though

>> No.89314355
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>> No.89314384

>>89314297
>in the jerry tier
1+1=2

>> No.89314494

>Ball takes 3 years to roll over
>Gets stopped at just as the fucking ramp
Psychological torture stream

>> No.89314511

Ruze is being tortured and you're posting titty pics
>>89314384
I do not see anything where he expresses a desire to use the pink imps as fleshlights

>> No.89314526
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I have done my research and have concluded that this man is absolutely fuckable.

>> No.89314778
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Whose going in the jar?

>> No.89314902
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>>89311520
I miss...

>> No.89315004
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I have also done some research and Axel needs to be naked more often

>> No.89315308
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>>89314526
look at that handsome smile

>> No.89315316

I have done some Holostars

>> No.89315341
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>>89313976
mama's artists (usually) know how to draw decent muscles, even if it sometimes falls into the "woman's tits" category
idk what it is about Gibby that makes them draw the most unsexy pecs imaginable

>> No.89315415

Wait, he's still trying to get the ball out of the jar?

>> No.89315465 [SPOILER] 
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Pixar mom Ruze isn't real, it can't hurt you

>> No.89315524

he's really losing it ruzaders

>> No.89315593
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89315593

>>89314778

>> No.89315741

>>89312480
I hate this because he looks like those dogs that the groomer take out all the fur from the body and leaves only the head normal

>> No.89315797

He was supposed to end 40 minutes ago kek

>> No.89315817

boy’s got a lot of mass. might be a masshole

>> No.89315858

He's made 6 million noses in the box and still the ball is inside...

>> No.89315985

TOTAL Q DEATH

>> No.89316122

>Ban axe

>> No.89316233

Ruru punishing ruzaders and handing out free timeouts!!

>> No.89316345

The Q fandom is dying
Post ruze tits if you're a Queer

>> No.89316469
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89316469

My wife on stream!!!

>> No.89316503

>>89316469
my wife btw

>> No.89316666

Guys I'm getting the feeling Ruze might be dumb.

>> No.89316970

>>89316666
He's just being cucked by physics in this game

>> No.89317195

Someone please take Shinri out on another dinner date

>> No.89317245
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89317245

He's being defeated

>> No.89317267
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89317267

Ruru being a little angry brat today

>> No.89317445

Ruze's heavenly spear...

>> No.89317531

>>89311520
>hakka from hololive
>not even hololive production
HAKKA IS A WOMAN

>> No.89317606

>>89317531
Hakka is a MAN. And he's my HUSBAND.

>> No.89317678

>>89317606
THEN WHY IS HE IN HOLOLIVE

>> No.89317947
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>> No.89317978

>>89317947
ToT

>> No.89318041
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o7

>> No.89318069

he ended just like that

>> No.89318113

Ruze lost his life that day

>> No.89318558

>>89316970
>cucked by physics in a physics game
I don't think you know how physics works

>> No.89318878

>>89317947
>>89318041
doctor, i see a man drowning while holding up glizzies in each hand. what does this mean?

>> No.89318941

>>89318558
HOW MUCH FUCKING MASS DO I HAVE TO ADD, YOU SON OF A WHORE?

>> No.89318981

>>89318941
hi ruze

>> No.89319500

>>89317678
outsiders don't really know the difference

>> No.89319731

>>89318941
stick the ball ya fuckin dweeb

>> No.89319772
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89319772

>>89317606
stop misgendering my daughter

>> No.89319902
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>>89319772
Don't listen to that anon, he's delusional, Hakka is not his husband
He is a man AND my wife, though

>> No.89319959

>>89319731
>dweeb
altare, stop trying to make dweeb happen again. it's not going to happen.

>> No.89320673

Altare calling a plowing company to get rid of the snow in front of his house but he dialed the wrong number and receives a different kind of plowing

>> No.89321087
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>>89320673
ToT

>> No.89322699

just checked, flayon has a knotted and barbed penis

>> No.89323114

>>89322699
Flayon will never be a cat

>> No.89323776

>>89323114
then why does he make biscuits and meow all day

>> No.89323856

>>89323776
Because he's a retard, next question

>> No.89324069
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>> No.89324112

>>89323856
and so are cats, my point still stands

>> No.89324169
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89324169

mama's schedule!
(mostly) guerilla week
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1856113223927509353

>> No.89324397

Why is Shinri moving to Japan when he seems to like Indonesia so much more?
How is Hakka's mother going to react when Hakka and Shinri get married in Shibuya?
How will Flayon survive when Bettel keeps rejecting his advances?

>> No.89324415

>>89324112
correlation doesn't equal causation

>> No.89324660

>>89324069
I miss that exhibitionist slug

>> No.89325030

>>89324169
mama everyday? yay! stardew might hit in the feels

>> No.89325076

>>89325030
>spoiler
...oh god I forgot about that

>> No.89325095

>>89324169
someone removie *llie from the art, shinri and hakka look so cute here

>> No.89325146

>>89325095
Ollie has been nothing but supportive of our boys

>> No.89325548

>>89325095
>removing ms. charge rifle pisser who has been a good friend of stars since 2020
kill yourself and drag your corpse back to /cbdct/

>> No.89325560

>>89325095
You seem to be lost, let me help you out
>>>/vt/cbdct

>> No.89325773

>>89325095
R

>> No.89325876

>>89325095
A

>> No.89325890

>>89325095
P

>> No.89325897

>>89325095
P

>> No.89325934

>>89325095
E

>> No.89325948

>>89325095
R

>> No.89326015 [SPOILER] 
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>RAPPER

>> No.89326062

we love holored here

>> No.89326172

>>89326062
which, to remind everyone, does not include jutard

>> No.89326213
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>> No.89326218

we love little boys here

>> No.89326259
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>>89326218
Stay away from little boys

>> No.89326258

>>89326218
And Flayon wants to remind you that he is not one

>> No.89326300

>>89326258
well duh, he’s 18434 years old

>> No.89326330
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89326330

>>89326218
my little boy is working hard today :3

>> No.89326346

>>89326172
wrong!
https://x.com/kureijiollie/status/1854783795645628592

>> No.89326424

>>89326346
Ollie is just trying to get his nepohire some nonbrown tail

>> No.89326436
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89326436

>>89326213
Put that tongue away, slut

>> No.89326518

>>89324397
how would shinri's mom react

>> No.89326556

Erb Ollie and Bae are part of holostars red get over it

>> No.89326600
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>>89326213
I need that tongue slut to cover more Utsu-p songs

>> No.89326650

>>89326556
no one said anything against that?

>> No.89326845

>>89326650
I'm being sarcastic to be completely honest I find Ollie annoying. Erb and Bae are fine but I wouldn't watch them

>> No.89326984

>>89326518
she'd be upset over the lack of potential grandchildren because HWNBAW

>> No.89327006

>>89326845
I mean same, but Ollie has been really sweet since the beginning so even if I find her annoying personally I appreciate her. That Snow Halation was really cute...

>> No.89327363

you will not guess what i want to give flayon right now

>> No.89327378

>>89326984
isn't hakka an omega?

>> No.89327392

>>89326600
Hakka needs to cover the new pjsk song that was made by utsu-p

>> No.89327404

>>89327363
A termination notice?

>> No.89327532

>>89327392
He should cover the Utsu-P song from Caligula Effect
They let Flayon do a Caligula 2 song in his 3D already

>> No.89327683

>>89327378
two omegas cannot produce children together

>> No.89327744

>>89327683
Male omegas can, same way two alpha women can have kids too

>> No.89329071

>>89327744
butt babies?
or is he getting his urethra demolished

>> No.89329205

>>89326330
Nah, he's probably slacking off and gambling his life away

>> No.89329293

>>89327363
A reminder to stick to his kayfabe?

>> No.89329485

>>89329071
Butt babies. Though some omegaverses have the omegas have an extra yaoi hole

>> No.89329873
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89329873

need chuunibro schedules, surely meetings are done

>> No.89330044

>>89327006
I mean it's good she wants to support everyone I guess, but I still just am like meh on her. I just will watch the boys and yeah

>> No.89330122

>>89329293
I thought he was???

>> No.89330196

>>89330044
No one is forcing you to watch her, or anyone you don't want to

>> No.89330269

>>89330044
>>89330196
You can both stop now or move to the correct thread for this.

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>>89327363
man you guys suckkkk at guessing

>> No.89330352

>>89330311
what an ugly ugly face

>> No.89330358

>>89329873
Would axel fuck a girl version of himself?

>> No.89330364

>>89330311
Get his twitter account banned?

>> No.89330429

>>89330311
a google doc to cancel him for being a sexpest?

>> No.89330458

>>89330311
Or we're deliberately giving wrong answers because you've become repetitive.

>> No.89330474

>>89330311
paizuri!

>> No.89330488
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>>89330358
They'd "ayo" each other and immediately get down to business

>> No.89330496

>>89330311
a fulfilling, happy childhood?

>> No.89330520

>>89330358
Alice? Yes, but only the girly meek version he has in his head, not the muscly assertive girl that would be more straightforward genderbent of him

>> No.89330526

>>89330311
Give him the love and attention his parents never gave him?

>> No.89330585

>>89330358
1000%

>> No.89330588

>>89330526
*parent

>> No.89330713

>>89330269
I'm not saying anything else about it.

>> No.89330712
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it was a hug

>> No.89330742

>>89330358
who wouldn't take the chance to fuck an opposite version of themselves at least once? ignoring fags

>> No.89330957

>>89330742
>Boys that would fuck their genderbend
Axel
Hakka
Flayon
Jutard
Bettel (IF she's some emo/goth girl)
Shinri (IF she's dead or a ghost)

>Boys that wouldn't
Altare
Ruze
Octavio
GB

>> No.89331067

>>89330957
C'mon now anon, Shinri's a freak in more ways than just lolnecrophilia

>> No.89331114

Do you think the roons will be able to handle two weeks of nothingness. Place Your bets

>> No.89331197

>>89331114
i hope they find some other place to post their copypastas

>> No.89331207

>>89331114
there is only one roon and she will post the same 100 boring comments every thread whether he is live or not

>> No.89331269

>>89331114
did he say he wouldn't stream in that time, usually he tries to even when on vacation

>> No.89331429

>>89331269
I couldn't watch the menshi so unless he said something like that then I am wrong.

>> No.89331454

>>89331269
said he'd take his setup with him but unlikely to be regular over the next couple of weeks as he's seeing multiple lots of family in different locations and travelling around, he will eventually get settled down somewhere though

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>> No.89331755

>>89331651
Since when has Bettel cared about his relationships status? Also it's Pocky day or Skyrim day.

>> No.89331765

( ^▽^)

>> No.89331848

>>89331755
It's also Bass Day for Japanese musicians.

>> No.89331953

>>89331765
this is why people don't like you

>> No.89332029

you guys should go for a walk

>> No.89332044

(•ˋ _ ˊ•)

>> No.89332158

>>89331953
You know it's better to just speak for yourself then others.

>> No.89332166

(¬_¬ )

>> No.89332284

(^ー^)

>> No.89332382

>>89331651
i see an obvious way to remedy this

>> No.89332587

>>89332382
we kill the clown, and then mama has a corpse to use at will! perfect!

>> No.89332795 [SPOILER] 
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Banzoin Cockka...

>> No.89332999

>>89332795
AIIIEEEE MODS

>> No.89333404
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>>89332795
SAY GOODNIGHT, MONSTER

>> No.89333414

>>89332795
This little fucker is responsible for the destruction of Buenos Aires

>> No.89334643

>>89327532
Hakka strikes me as the type who wouldn't like his full wubwub songs as much.

>> No.89334764

>>89330957
Octavio would. Then he would kill them and dissect their corpse to compare organs or something

>> No.89334915

>>89331651
Deserved

>> No.89334921

>>89333404
it's wearing tiny crocs kek

>> No.89335099

MAMA ON THE MINECRAFT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g

>> No.89335148

MAMA'S BACK ON THE MC TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JBQs6jT6g

>> No.89335286
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89335286

Home...

>> No.89335288
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MAMAAAAAAAAA

>> No.89335338
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>> No.89335396
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yayy

>> No.89335569

>why does it feel so laggy
and so it begins

>> No.89335809
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89335809

Almost 1 year since Shinri prepared something for ARMIS

>> No.89335808

>welcome presents for armis
oh man...

>> No.89335919

almost a year since my ears were completely and utterly destroyed

>> No.89335961

THE LIST

>> No.89335976

Wouldn't it be cool if they, you know, did something in MC together again like the Christmas Tree?

>> No.89336157

>>89335976
That would be adorable actually imagine it snowing in minecraft as well

>> No.89336253

>I won't call anyone out
the difference between him and Hakka is wild kek

>> No.89336497

>>89336253
He won't call them out but he will keep everything they've ever said written down kek

>> No.89337547

That's called autism Shinri

>> No.89337708

>>89335809
>everyone has lost his gifts at some point

>> No.89337728
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wdtmbt?

>> No.89337836

>>89336497
Shinri, this is why you're still single...

>> No.89337928

Ruze is hiding from Shinri?

>> No.89337949

>>89326556
>>89326845
Wrong thread sis

>> No.89338551 [SPOILER] 
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rrat Shinri is feeling nostalgic because he's been thinking a lot lately

>> No.89338620

PUNIKO LOVE

>> No.89338628

Shinri stop break the torches, this music is giving the vibes where you're turning off the light and sealing it all in the past..

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