/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - DREAD SORROW CAN'T TURN AWAY Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/dygpps5b.png (can't) (embed) (back) (TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, normally updated weekly on Mondays and Fridays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>8795634

[Anonymous No.]

wah!

[Anonymous No.]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh sex

[Anonymous No.]

watch eva and buy ina

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bend over gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>8817758
Make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8817741
>Kanata 30%
are you bullshitting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8817859

[Anonymous No.]

>>8817741
>mel 28%
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

the gambler coin wins.

[Anonymous No.]

To those anons that were down to play diplomacy, if there was to be a live game, what time would work best for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818101
I'm free after adjustments

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818101
im fine with anything as long as you're there

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: (You) don't need to understand Kanata. (You) just have to believe in Kanata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818101
im free now, just gib link or something. is this a steam game or the browser game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818101
is that a browser game? Sign me the fuck up. Im so bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818152
this is a board game

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818121
was planning to do it sometime during the aggie, after adjustments might be rough for me though but we can also do non-live games
>>8818152
>>8818154
7 player strategic board game where you try to take over europe by making alliances/backstabbing, was planning to host it online on webdiplomacy sometime tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818223
>7 player
Guess you don't have a spot for me...
Can we make a custom holo themed map so everyone can join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818223
webdiplomacy -this is what i need, ill register now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818223
I have the day off tomorrow so no problem for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818244
That's something possible for the future if there are enough people interested, might be fairly hard to balance though, if there's enough interest we can always get multiple games going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818244
just register, we might now even have enough players maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love moricoin

[Anonymous No.]

for the anon who made the Mori Coin Experience. that's the first time i heard mori RED song. damn you

[Anonymous No.]

for the deadbeats.
https://zkfie.itch.io/deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>8818624
It's one of her better songs.

[Anonymous No.]

Please let me bulk buy Rushia... I wanna give her all of my warm liquid...

[Anonymous No.]

>there will come a day wherein nasfaqg will go for 432 trades a day, .001 cent movement per transaction

[Anonymous No.]

was there any aggie today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8820528
didnt you hear anon? no more aggies from now on...

[Anonymous No.]

Hello thread, JWU you know who I am.
Did you notice? The week we're going forward into is the 35th week of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7DWLoqQGRE
fasten your seatbelts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8820528
It's tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>8820941
her voice seems vibrating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821059
she recently got one of these vibrating machines to lose weight and it's her favorite new toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abDEOv8d4hI
Ring Fit with that thing as punishment for complaining about it being hard was absolutely hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

real friends are the business partners we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>8820941
>you know who I am.
but, lets say hypothetically, I didnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821384
dancer-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821418
That is Joe tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821467
this isnt Joe tho...

[Anonymous No.]

Joel honey, it's time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821570

[Anonymous No.]

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing squats. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821642
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>8821627
hahahaha delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I'm phoneposting from the toilet, taking a shit. Hope I make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822369
Fuck, need to take a shit too, have a place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822369
>>8822613
You guys have room for a 3rd one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822613
just came back, hurry up

[Anonymous No.]

Devchamas, could you re-install the 5 second wait in the autotrader? I just sold a Fauna instead of buy because I had to punch 315 in.

[Anonymous No.]

>literally almost everything went up but only by 1k so it's not worth it so sell
shit day

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822780
I did that with Rushia earlier...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822918
sincerely hope she's not your oshi, that would feel absolutely terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8822918
oh hey i came up with a workaround, always do your first cycle with manually clicking BUY/SELL so you can set up in cooldown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823043
I came up with a nifty work around too. I turn it off while I change the priority list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823043
...is that not what you guys do anyways? great now I feel retarded

[Anonymous No.]

TAKODACHIS OF THE WORLD!

WE'RE RICH!

[Anonymous No.]

I always do the first cycles manually, then I have time to set up autotrader. Doesn't everyone do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823143
sometimes I'm too lazy to scroll through the whole graphs and just randomly click coins until I spot a good deal, then immediately punch in the numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823143
shouldn't I feel retarded for not already doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

yesterday/today

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823179
I thought everyone did this. Having your cycle start earlier than everyone else means you are getting slightly ahead and selling/buying for more/less every cycle for every coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823512
Pretty much. I blast through profile then check market for anything I didn't already own or missed, then trader and we gucci

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823433
Shit, son. You missed someone.

[Anonymous No.]

now that we all agree we can start calling people retards who don't already do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823619
yeah, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823602
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823602
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823703
>>8823728
It is Konnui, the dark one

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823899
Konnui? You mean smiles???

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823920
Who is smiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823920

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823920
Smiles? Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824005
smileon this dick, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8823920
why is his name popping up this and last thread? what did he do?
show me where smiles touched you on the doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824028
Dick? What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824044
He touched me in my no no zone, he was whispering something about sexu and uooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824044
He told me if I didn't molest the Haatons he was going to tell ms. honk to take away my coins

[Anonymous No.]

it just dawned on me I'm still using like the first ever analyzer and none of the advice in the last thread applies to that one and I'll be spending the day debugging with my limited knowledge of JS and the power of StackOverflow on my side.
already found the getLeaderboard call and commented it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824211
Why were you bogging the server, Migopi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824326
well it was manual so it wasn't half as bad as people who "set the thing up" did I want to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824357
Any chance you could compare the old one to the newer analyzer if you have it? I remember a few people in the thread looked over the originals code and said it was safe, which makes me wonder why it took so long to realize it was fucking the server

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824583
well what they were looking for were calls like deleteOwnAccount or any other doxxing/account stealing shit back then, not really the load
power of autism will lead me, otherwise I still have my full manual sheet to fall back on kek

[Anonymous No.]

>They aren't stocking up on Rushia before devs integrate superchats into the coin value
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

My care about Konnui's wallet is as big as my dick, nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8824583
My guess would be Bbecause old wallet sheet didn't have the transactions page that updated automatically bogging the server, hell it didn't even have a way to to make it automatic with just one click, most people just copied the earlier one and never bothered to check the updated one, problem came when EN2 released since most people wouldn't know how to add them to the old sheet and had to get the new one with the bogging transactions page + auto set up with just a click, the server started dying after EN2 coins came out right?

[Anonymous No.]

smiles updated my haatonsheet for me and now it keeps trying to steal my dogecoin

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825151
please don't give credit to smiles for my work, thanks. he's too retarded to code like a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825151
>dogecoin

[Anonymous No.]

wait I'm already done, just commented out the leaderboard part, the purpose of which apparently was to show the networth.

[Anonymous No.]

why does my name keep popping up man what the heck

anyway anyone wanna play some apex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825416
go away konnui

[Anonymous No.]

Not complaining or anything but holy fuck why did Subaru moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825427
nice try

wanna apex though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825503
Nice try Konnui, but you've been exposed. >>8823920

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825560
God damn it i dont think i can comeback from this.... Guess i am konnui.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825606
You're a nigger now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825769
i am going to private my wallet like i did on my other 2 accounts, hold on

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825503
I'm up for some apesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825832
>ISREAL
smiles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825832
>two other accounts
smiles-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825416
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>8825889
sick, hit me up

>>8825901
sorry it just had to be done if i am konnui and his alt now...
will keep it priv till tommorow for shitposting sake, this is pretty fun

>>8825984
unit 731 and konnui, thats 2 isnt it

[Anonymous No.]

God bless EN divvies, went to bed at 4 million and woke up to this
I'll do another one at 10 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826340
Congrats on your milestone

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826340
Congratulations anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826340
keep on trucking my boy, the faith paid out finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826340
Congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>did jackshit the whole week
>jumped a page up in the leaderboards.
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826340
>flare
Yonju was Konnui too... congrats, you've kept up with your reps, right? You want to be strong enough to princess carry Porka, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826561
Remeber anon, Porka is a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826561
Well, I'd be a shit husband if I couldn't. That and the jap reps, plus me getting a stable job with good benefits.
I'm less of a konnui but a Bakatare circus enjoyer, threw in the flare png bc it fits with the gosling

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq2fs_YPSfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq2fs_YPSfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq2fs_YPSfI
REDDIT SHITPOST REVIEW WITH COCO HOLY FUCK BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

So, does a bogfree sheet that's publicly available exist? Zhonkbot really is inconvenient for trades 30+ coins simultaneously and I can't be arsed to fix my own sheet right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826898
yeah no that's not happening. also it'd be way too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HoloFightZ/status/1431402307888062468

[Anonymous No.]

>>8810774
I don't have the autism/time to catch up normally, it's the only way, but if you don't wish to I'll just hang out here until I eventually get passed by people trying harder than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8827704
>HfZ at 6 in the morning on Tuesday
the shit I put up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826898
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
End yourself

[madame honkler No.]

>>8825400
uh, no desu. I wish it did that. That would be simple, considering it was already grabbing the leaderboard.
>userNetworth += coinAmount * coinPrice
> Logger.log("Writing " + coinAmount + " to " + amountCell + " on " + walletSheet.getName());
> Logger.log("Writing " + mppValue + " to " + mppCell + " on " + walletSheet.getName());
> Logger.log("Writing " + divValue + " to " + divCell + " on " + walletSheet.getName());
> walletSheet.getRange(amountCell).setValue(coinAmount);
> walletSheet.getRange(mppCell).setValue(mppValue);
> walletSheet.getRange(divCell).setValue(divValue);
> walletSheet.getRange(priceCell).setValue(coinPrice);
> }
> let totalNetworth = userNetworth+userBalance
> walletSheet.getRange(networthRange).setValue(totalNetworth);
> walletSheet.getRange(coinsNetworthRange).setValue(userNetworth);
> walletSheet.getRange(runStatus).setValue('Success');
> walletSheet.getRange(errorInfoCell).setValue('None');

[Anonymous No.]

>>8827772
i’ll go on this run and mull over joining you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8827976
just to be safe, is there still any bog-calls?
https://hastebin.com/meyaziyeye.lua
I'm thinking about building a "Fetch divvies" button to only fetch them once a week instead of every manual call I make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828126
>all of the API calls in a while loop that runs every second
fucking why jesus christ there are better ways to handle failed responses

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828236
oof. I'll be re-writing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8827902
Consider this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828126
That looks about the same as what I did to the Functions.gs
https://pastebin.com/MKiShigA
>>8828236
>israel
Default retry delay is in cell U15 and set to 1000ms.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is something like this, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828481
this but on collapsed view

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828512
Now I'll have to be the idiot asking what collapsed view is

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828624
Click 4 boxes seen in image

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828659
I will now support your request

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828696
There was a certain spreadsheet which basically did that and it's all I really want back from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828481
I asked for this a month or two ago.
Devs, if you implement this, please don't remove the zhonkbot that works without anything visible in the Market view. The difference in resource utilization with the Market view empty vs. with graphs or the collapsed view open is tremendous.

[Anonymous No.]

newfag here. Is there a way to buy more than one per 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828764
>performance
I have already given up

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828982
>not Firefox
y tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828809
No, but there should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828809
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829187
>>8829047
why? This is retarded. Do I need Selenium to buy my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829042
basically the same shit innit

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829335
CPU usage is higher in FF when you've got all 56 coins visible, whether it's the graph view or the compact view. Very noticeable on an older CPU, probably less noticeable on something like a Ryzen 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829335
You're not eating enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829676
if you want that shit real high watch any of the holo concerts with chat on, my record was like 7 Gig before I had enough

[Anonymous No.]

>people are selling Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829749
just a wee bit mate us chaps gotta make sum cash y'hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829711
I loaded some unloaded tabs for you lets fucking gooooooo
Also you'll probably like this
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/422206-workaround-for-youtube-chat-memory-leaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829334
use zhonkbot newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829824
some cash you're making there bud.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider selling Risu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829831
>>8829831
This isn't even its peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829870
she goes green at adjustment i sell i thought you knew how this game works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8829831
that's a nice script, let's give it a whirl
>>8829909
enjoy your $120 you made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830273
I'm selling her, too. Please keep buying the dip for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830273
$120 more than you another win today for me see you later poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830361
>>8830369
guess we found common ground. How many more? I just queued up 70 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830436
Another 40.
The real answer is two, I just don't want the coin but she was mega cheap earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>they didn't buy in at IPO
>they don't have a MPP of below 1k
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830519
>he has like 30 coins
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830493
I need way more choccy milk in my portfolio
I think she and kronii have had the best debut weeks in the sense of people changing opinions about them, and I see some potential here. I might be totally wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830628
Konnui chama?
I like her personality but her accent legitimately bothers me more than it should. If I can't like your voice to some extent, then I can't really watch streams. I'm about the same on Kronii as I was on debut, have people been saying they don't like her recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830628
just worried about subticks it’s early days but anymore lossses is concerning

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830707
Most people I read opinions of were all over the owl, twitter fanart also went into that direction (got worried there'd be a shortage of lewds) and Kronii felt kinda ignored, now she's the juggernaut of the gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830749
It's not a loss if you don't sell. Actually I welcome that shit because people who actually like her will come back anyway and I can buy lots more to stash and get rich off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8830784
Ditzy types always have appealed to artists, see Aqua. Owl stood out just because her design was simpler than others, not that she's bad or anything. Kronii seemed solid since debut stream so I figured she'd come out on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>oops, your tab broke!

[Anonymous No.]

/hlg/'s team is playing in divegrass in 15 minutes if anyone's interested.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_666:_Ride_to_Hell#Group_I.27m_Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8831740
what is /kfb/ and why is Suisei there

[Anonymous No.]

>>8831956
Kawaii Future Bass

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck? Being open in the side tab is apparently not enough for the zhonkbot anymore. Just checked how it's going and there was no cd on anything and 2 hours less buys from adjustment than it should be. And this shit was on all that time.

[Anonymous No.]

NEW AGGIE FOR THE WEEKEND IS UP, GET IN THERE!
https://aggie.io/dso13a0il3

All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!
Feel free to draw any OC that is /nasfaqg/ or hololive related!
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8833195
Sorry for your loss. Said it before, and I'll say it again, for best zhonkbot performance:
>Firefox
>Go to Market view
>Click the Ame oshimark
>"Hide All"
>Open and configure zhonkbot
>Keep the auto-trader itself visible
>Do whatever you want with the Firefox tab afterwards
I just fling it onto a second desktop and keep it maximized. On Windows 10, that's "Task View", next to the Search icon by the Start button, or just Win+Tab, then "New Desktop" at the top. If you're on *nix you already know how to set up a second desktop/workspace in your desktop environment.
If you want the pretty Market info, use a Chromium based browser for that. Edge seems to handle it best - both for CPU usage and RAM. So yeah, I keep a second Edge window hanging out on that desktop with my Market view the way I like it with all 56 graphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8833195
shit thanks for the heads-up, mine also just stopped working half-way

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR ZHONKBOT
YOU WERE JUST LOGGED OUT OF NASFAQ AT 2 PM SERVER TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>8834259
>israel
Imagine how much anon have been bogged including me if you didn't post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8834455
The devs warned people yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

bros, why are we selling? new coins only go up, right? believe in the choco aussie

[Anonymous No.]

>>8826898
>Video unavailable
>This video has been removed by the uploader
what did i miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8834959
there was a dragon flying in the sky above haachama and the schizos went wild, I don't think she even noticed it

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to hold rushia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8834959
Haachama posted "REDDIT SHITPOST REVIEW with..." and a pixel art with a dragon flying in the distance.
People obviously drew the conclusion that you just did, and Mane-chan did his job.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Honk, there's some shit wrong with the autotrader. It won't trade for more than a cycle or two without locking up. It starts back up after you turn it off and back on, but then it just happens again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8828481
I'm not even a UX designer or anything but I'm surprised this isn't already a thing. It's literally the first thing I thought of.
please work your magic devchama-tachi-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835303
>inb4 holosesh changes EVERY cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835303
same for me but it's doesn't even run a cycle alone, I have to turn it off and on every 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835412
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835303
>>8835412
>>8835550
lmao noooo there's no way that could happen, just use Firefox bro! There's no way the bot would behave that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8836007
this. mine still works properly and that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>8836007
Well, not like I mind missing transactions now. I'll just wait for honk to fix this later

[Anonymous No.]

>>8836111
It's been a thing for days and Honk/Devs had no interest in fixing it when it was a problem for me so you're going to be waiting a LONG time.

[Anonymous No.]

works perfectly for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8836174
Gonna give it just one last cycle. If it doesn't work then I'll just skip my transactions for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835303
same here, this sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>8836399
Came back and it didn't buy anything while auto-trader being on. Guess I'll skip today

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTiDGl8Di0

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837543
mogu...

[Anonymous No.]

Konnui?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837741
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw overslept with my autotrader set selling everything to 0
Thank god most things just crabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837741
>there are four of them now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837898
yonju...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837972
which one is the real one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8837741
Konnui!

[Anonymous No.]

>Trader keeps not trading when I'm not looking

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER TO REFRESH AND LOG BACK IN IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY TWO HOURS AGO!
THE DEVS KILLED ALL THE SESSIONS, IF YOU HAVEN'T LOGGED BACK IN IN THE LAST TWO HOURS, YOU ARE CURRENTLY LOGGED OUT!
SEE: >>8834259

[Anonymous No.]

mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8838528
Does it even matter when the zhonkbot is not working

[Anonymous No.]

>>8838642
It's the new prevention to server bogging. Just don't trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8839209
if i don't trade chammers i'll die

[Anonymous No.]

>done 20 cycles since adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

sugoi I missed 3 hours of trades because devs didnt announce it on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

We did it. We fixed the server problem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8839875
They warned everyone yesterday in the thread :^)
What do you mean you wanted a site announcement, ideally a banner that pops up on each page?

[Anonymous No.]

those who were interested in diplomacy yesterday, created a game on webdiplomacy, name is gqafsan, password is nasfaqg,

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840188
yeah but they didn't say the specific time

[Anonymous No.]

>>8839875
Topplayerchama here, you would have missed it anyway because you're a retard who never checks the site. If you had time to check floor, you have time to check your trades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840281
They did, 2PM EST. Not their fault you lack reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840346
>topplayerchama
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Konnui in 9th, 11th, 14th and 16th place
This is getting out of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840405
become konnui

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840346
>topplayerchama
post wallet

[Anonymous No.]

Devs, i think you guys should consider instant trading , imo this will prevent players reasons for bogging the servers ie 24/7 trading, or just do a +1/+2 trades per cooldown. the less people use bots, the better it is for us.
>but the inflation problem
cypher already 500m and nobody cares
>but it will be a shit game if we don't control inflation
reactive op:bogration on it's highest level.

[Anonymous No.]

No, seriously the hell is this shit, why the fuck am I even need zhonkbot if I need to go to check up on him each cycle so he could work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8835303
>>8835412
>>8835550
>>8836007
>>8836111
>>8836174
>>8836399
>>8841247
Devchaam here, if you fucks don't give us any details and just say HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK FIX IT! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG I can't fucking do jack shit for you okay?
>honk and devs don't give a fuck
Reporting "my zhonktrader stopped working and won't work" doesn't give us any information on what the fuck is going on there and we can't fix it if we don't even know how it happened. The bare minimum would be telling us what errors are in your console. Whining about shit not being fixed doesn't get it fixed.
>>8841112
We're considering it but it's a large change to the game mechanics and will entirely change the balance of things. We have to consider this stuff before we drop a change that large.

[Anonymous No.]

DEVS IF YOU WANNA FIX THE SERVER JUST ADD BULK BUY, I'LL ONLY TRADE ONCE A WEEK AFTER DIVS TO SPEND IT ALL ON MY OSHI THANKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
we can do a 1 week beta test if devs are willing. a +1 trade per cooldown perhaps. i think at this point the lest time people trade, the better it is for the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841383
bonus points too if we can avoid faggots like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
Based. I'm still working on making sure this thing isn't still a bogmachine. And making it darkmode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841560
Consider suicide nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841646
you first american

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
>Check the console
I don't know what I'm looking at here. All I know is
>Turn on Zhonkbot
>All trades immediately and smoothly process
>Come back a cycle or two later
>Zhonkbot is not performing any trades
>Flipping it off and back on again causes trades to process normally.
>Repeat every 10~20 minutes.

Here's what my console looks like. Is there anything deeper you need here? I don't know what half of this is and I don't feel comfortable posting random strings that I don't know the meaning of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841691
Sandnigger-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

Kanata....

[Anonymous No.]

>nigger
not everything revolves around you burger. whites are a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841729
Devchama here, if you're not comfortable posting it here, send the full log to the email that we have on the info page. Can you click on the arrows and expand that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841841
>burger
>white

[Anonymous No.]

>>8840272
game will start in 6 days? or until filled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
I'm away from pc so I can't provide any errors right now but what happened to me was, after the 2pm log out zhonkbot only bought one cycle, if turned off and on it would happen again l, if I change the target amount of one coin it would buy all of them but stop again after one cycle, tried clearing cache, cookies, history and nothing worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841869
amerimuts. holy fuck i pity them then. the absolute state of nasfaq if they are here then

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841860
Sent. Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841907
for anyone interested in web dip. join the aggie.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is "balancing issues" stopping any major update to this game when the 1st and 3rd place are separated by 240 million and most oshiboards are completely dominated...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842056
Amerinigs arent any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842186
players quitting is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841907
start when its filled most likely, first time hosting on website so I'm not exactly sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842186
You just have to git gud. Cypher wasn't always first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841908
Devchama here, that's something at least I guess. Nothing stands out to me from the code at this moment but I'll see if I can reproduce it.
>>8842059
Danke, I'll get zhonk to take a look at it as soon as she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842186
Because balance is on a bell curve and has to be considered on the greater spectrum of players. Balancing a game around the certifiable autists that populate the Top 5/10/20/100/whatever is the best way to fucking kill a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842417
He became one for some stupid reason during some bullshit bog. Big thing is that he didn't go back after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842530
Implying that the active players aren't in the top 50/100, plus who fucking cares about new players when the fucking server can't even handle the existing ones...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
There's literally nothing on the console. Trader just stops trading after one cycle despite still being on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842455
From what I remember I had the same
>uncaught (in promise) timeout
From >>8841729
And also something about a websocket error

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>check leaderboard
>it's all Konnui
>all wallets are closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842623
>Assuming that the servers will be fucked forever.
Technical problems and mechanical balance are independent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842789
its your time now

[Anonymous No.]

Holy based konnui killing the haatons off one by one

[Anonymous No.]

I have this weird dream about Mogu finally hitting the 9999 threshold and when that happened, things went haywire in the real world like Towa transitioning to a FtM, Mio getting banned from streaming Europa Universalis 3, Senchou spamming the same MAD clip on her channel every minute and Kronii getting naked live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842789
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842789
>two of them are haatons
>one mikofag
>one pissnigger oshichanger
>one friend enthusiast
>and a fucking tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842960
>Senchou spamming the same MAD clip on her channel every minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842726
Devchama here, weird.
>>8842784
Websocket error is normal to have. I suspect it's the timeout thing.
>>8842623
Are the servers struggling now? Last I heard from everyone was that we "fixed" the server issues by stopping all the retarded sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842960
anon you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842960
>Towa transitioning
She still isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843026
zhonkbot is working flawlessly on chrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843173

[Anonymous No.]

>>8842960
>Kronii getting naked on stream
AAAAAAAH SEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843215
bro i use FF do yer reps

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843609
There's two more sandwiching handegg as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843609
>Isreal
Oh no, it's spreading

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone Konnui?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843842
Become Konnui

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let Konnui take over, join the mogu(活動終了) resistance!
BECOME MOGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843842
/become/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843708
Perfect. I'll join the fun once I'm back at my computer

[Anonymous No.]

I am becoming the Warden of Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8844307
Cd fucker...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843903
The mogus are multiplying

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843903
Priestess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8844359
that's a clock fucker if ever I saw one

[Anonymous No.]

>>8844421
>one of the konnui's became mogu
konnui...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8844894

[Anonymous No.]

day 20, the konnuis are still ignorant of my presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8844421
mogu mogu

[Anonymous No.]

Mogus are gaining ground! Konnuis calling an emergency meeting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843026
Zhonkbot shat the bed for me with no errors in the dev console. Only thing I can think of is I open another tab to check prices so I can toggle additional coins without having to pull the bot up multiple times. Is it defaulting to off if a new nasfaq tab is opened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845299
Devchama here, oh. Yeah, it defaults off so that you don't get multiple zhonkbots.

NOTE: If any of you have zhonkbots that turn off after you opened a new tab, that's not a bug, that's designed to be that way so you don't get two zhonkbots running and having oscillating buys/sells. This was a known bug in the past and was remedied by turning off the zhonkbot once a new tab was opened.

[Anonymous No.]

Some numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845439
Noted, that solves that mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845646
Kari-san kakkoii!

[Anonymous No.]

>can't go to sleep because of manual autotrader
Uh, oh, how do I write a script that will turn zhonkbot off and on every 5 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845914
use an autoclicker that you can get off google

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845914
just use an autoclicker on the off and on button

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845646
oh you absolute nigger mori, her MV views didn't get counted on thursday for some reason
GREEN TOMORROW GREEN TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>8846052
did you miss
>>8817552
or
>>8810640

[Anonymous No.]

>>8846149
no I'm just retarded and can't count days apparently, totally forgot about the MV as well

[honk No.]

Hi-
I apologize for the trouble many people are experiencing with the autotrader. I'm currently working on an update that will significantly change how the autotrader works, so please bear with me until then. I just added some diagnostic information to the current autotrader so that we can hopefully get some better insight into what's going wrong. If you were having issues, please open the console and run the autotrader and show us the output for the trades that don't work. Thank you
I also increased the max trade amount to 99999.

[honk No.]

>>8847273
Posted to floor ID c259b548-71ef-4085-a724-62b5a8b56d4c

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>I also increased the max trade amount to 99999.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>I also increased the max trade amount to 99999.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>I also increased the max trade amount to 99999.
inflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>99999
>1,9 years of non stop buying
LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

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HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847524
>00:01

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>I also increased the max trade amount to 99999

[Anonymous No.]

>Buying 88888 Ina
>>8847524
01:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847524
>19:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

The mogus are beginning to encircle the konnuis! They are containing the virus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
>I also increased the max trade amount to 99999.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
This is all the logs show for me, it doesn't complete the buy at all. It repeats it for every single coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847836
your picture reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847836
With image now because fuck rangeban

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847726
We're currently on the field to save Private Mogu from Konnui captivity

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
I have the same is the other guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8843944
cute marine drawing with a lobster on her head. i bet a cute girl drew that

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
Here it is, first try is automatic, when nothing happens, second after off/of zhonkbot, when trades go through. Looks the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8845043
You can show your true colors now Mogu(活動終了), we're coming for you from both sides!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8849424
the spoiler tags off'd themselves... I meant M ogu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8841365
why are you mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>8849523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, stop buying Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8849852
>Guys, stop buying
Done, retroactively, no need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8850043
Otherworldly levels of based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8850043

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
Figured I'd add more to the bug reporting, longer screenshot to show that Ui was being bought successfully.

[Anonymous No.]

Become page 10 alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>8847273
I refreshed and restarted the autotrader about an hour ago. Emailed you the entire console dump a little bit ago.
What seems to be happening is that it TRIES to trade the coin, doesn't return a failure, but sorta just gives up. It doesn't make any attempts to retry and doesn't make any further attempts to trade after a few attempted transactions.

[Anonymous No.]

NEW
>>8851095
>>8851095
>>8851095

[Anonymous No.]

I love futa ame