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First Session Edition

Last thread: >>88012798
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.88052376
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88052376

>>88052357
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>88052376
koimen

>> No.88052404
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>>88052376
AMEN

>> No.88052408

PVP time

>> No.88052424
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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>88052376
amen

>> No.88052422

LOCAL LIGGER INMEDIATELY JUMPS AT THE CHANCE TO ATTACK RESPECTABLE HUMAN

>> No.88052433
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>>88052357
Amen

>> No.88052435

>Ruze has been successfully convinced to thrust into Jurard

>> No.88052476

aim for the dick kek

>> No.88052479
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88052479

Ruze love!
Holomarches love!

>> No.88052510

this fucker...

>> No.88052519

These idiots kek

>> No.88052520

Goddamit

>> No.88052524
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>>88052376
Amen!

>> No.88052532

Sarkenal likes to watch...

>> No.88052531

>He hit him with the fucking suckerpunch from behind
I love you banchou

>> No.88052552
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88052552

Drew Bodvarr's first fight

>> No.88052591

>>88052552
KEK

>> No.88052607

>>88052552
fucking kino

>> No.88052645
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88052645

DESPITE MAKING UP 16% OF THE PARTY, LIGGERS COMMIT 50% OF THE CRIMES
>>88052376
AMEN

>> No.88052657

More ruzerex "wrestling"...

>> No.88052674

>>88052552
10/10 kek

>> No.88052727

>>88052552
Based homophobic dragon

>> No.88052743

ruze bribing jurard kek

>> No.88052755

NAT 20 NO WAY

>> No.88052762

banchou getting killed by his boyfriend

>> No.88052764

>>88052552
We love art, gj

>> No.88052775

NAT 20

>> No.88052778

Godwyn getting knocked out like Measurehead

>> No.88052781

WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE DICE ROLLS

>> No.88052784

>NAT 20
LIGGER ACTIVATED THE KICKBOXING CHAMPION

>> No.88052804

>suckerpunches his boyfriend while he's walking away
>suddenly tries to persuade him to stop beating him up

>> No.88052836

Oh he's so dead

>> No.88052865

banchou....

>> No.88052867

If someone's beating you up, call them a coward and tell them to walk away

>> No.88052911
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88052911

o7 retard, you were kino

>> No.88052953

Oh banchou, I love you so much.

>> No.88052968

>>88052552
MY SIDES

>> No.88052982

HAKKERS YOU JOBBER

>> No.88052981

ANOTHER 1

>> No.88052985

>NAT 1 ON MEDICINE
HAKKERS FAILED OUT OF MED SCHOOL

>> No.88053009

H O W

>> No.88053034

ANOTHER NAT 1

>> No.88053035

>>88052985
art imitates life… lmao

>> No.88053053

Hakka is somehow jobbing even harder than two dead guys

>> No.88053067

JOBBERMARCHES

>> No.88053071

Just tuned in, why is Bettel like that? Has Kristoff died already?

>> No.88053082

>roll two D4s
TWOOOOOO NAT 1s

>> No.88053088

Hakka...

>> No.88053107

ROLLS 2 ONES
HOW HOW
HOW?????

>> No.88053120

This is an incredible opening session

>> No.88053128

NEVER TRUST THE CARTEL DOCTOR

>> No.88053140

>>88053071
A dragon appeared and he's been playing dead ever since. Still alive though.

>> No.88053145

The ligger weighted the digital dice in order to sabotage the party and loot their bodies. Wake up.

>> No.88053187

Hakka is following his dick

>> No.88053189

>>88053071
he's playing dead

>> No.88053279
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88053279

>DON'T TRUST THEM LIGGAS OVER THERE

>> No.88053291
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88053291

>Did I help you all?
He says bloody and beaten
>Uh
>You did the right thing...
Well at least he spared his feelings.

>> No.88053323

>mistakes ligger for the dragon
KEK

>> No.88053391

>for some reason

>> No.88053397

Flayon double-crossing Jurard's boyfriend...

>> No.88053416
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>> No.88053432

My throat hurts just from hearing Prawfitz speak.

>> No.88053504
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>>88053323
They all look the same

>> No.88053514
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88053514

I just realised prawfitz is a pun on profits...

>> No.88053520

FLAYON IS A JEW

>> No.88053527

Goldigger Flayon...

>> No.88053568

>>88053514
>sacking all profits
CRIMINAL LIGGER

>> No.88053607

>Has lizard character
>Acts like a jew
What did he mean by this

>> No.88053660
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88053660

>SO HE HAS MONEY
Pic unrelated

>> No.88053738

Okay, I'm getting sick of this TPK attempt getting dragged out.

>> No.88053805

USELESS BIRD

>> No.88053806

>>88053738
The dragon was just supposed to scare them, the rest is being inflicted by themselves upon themselves.

>> No.88053810
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88053810

FUCKING JOBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.88053814

Tiny Hakka dragging banchou's unconscious body off into the distance...

>> No.88053822

I can't watch the live rn, is the session going well?

>> No.88053874

>>88053822
Define "well"

>> No.88053888

>Sarkenal Prawfitz
>Suckin all Profits

>> No.88053895

>>88053822
I mean, it's very funny to watch them job, at least

>> No.88053914

>>88053806
Yeah, that's what I mean by dragged out.

>> No.88053917

>>88053822
>jutard died
>bettel injured but alive
>goldie knocked out but woke up injured
>hakka the most useless jobber in the world
>flayon playing a thieving jewlizard who does PVP

>> No.88053953

>>88053822
It is incredibly funny to watch

>> No.88053961

>Dragging around Jurard's man meat

>> No.88053964

>>88053822
Jobbers is the best way to sate it. Funny how they keep finding new ways to make the situation worse.

>> No.88053968

>>88053822
It's going like absolute dogshit for their characters.
The entertainment, though, has been kino.

>> No.88054008
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88054008

Is Hakkas character a male birdfolk or a female, I can't tell.

>> No.88054026

he is a JEW and FAT

>> No.88054089

>prawfitz
>prawitz
HE EVEN HAS A JEW LAST NAME

>> No.88054097
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88054097

>BOON OR BANE
>Some niggas still pick bane
Damn, some of you REALLY want them to TPK kek

>> No.88054106

bettel being lazy even in dnd

>> No.88054148
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>> No.88054213

SHILLZOIN CAMEO

>> No.88054214

SHILLKKA SASUGA

>> No.88054233

PROFESSIONAL SHILLER BANZOIN HAKKA

>> No.88054241

Now the JEWISHNESS HAS SPREAD TO HAKKA

>> No.88054279

>>88054008
Male, Hakka called Korvin a he on session 0

>> No.88054299

>shilling his merch on someone else's channel instead of the host's birthday merch

>> No.88054320
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>> No.88054357

FUCKING JEWLIGGER

>> No.88054384

>>88054299
>channel owner didn't mind and joined in on shilling

>> No.88054395

>starts new cutscene
>*gasp*
>ISP immediately crashes the stream
mama...

>> No.88054400

>hacks up the price
>gold obsession
>lizard
flayon is racist

>> No.88054414

>bettel rolls 2x D4
>two 4’s
MAX LUCK

>> No.88054416

Bettel still luckshitting

>> No.88054423

>>88054384
still cringe

>> No.88054526

>>88054395
Only…one more…. year….. fuck

>> No.88054539

>fat titted gay dwarf seducing the lizardman with family gold reserves

>> No.88054549
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88054549

>you're not refraining from purchasing from me because you're anti-semetic, right goy?
>Not yet

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88054574

Holy shit
Prawfitz=Profits

>> No.88054595

LIZARDFOLK=ISRAEAL

>> No.88054630

>>88054549
they're all going to be racist against lizards by the end of the session

>> No.88054635

>You detect a hint of lies through the lizard man’s teeth

>> No.88054641

Flayon is getting lost in the sauce

>> No.88054690

>>88054574
>The lotl has (((noticed)))
Oh dear

>> No.88054844

>Bird man is the only one attempting to save us
>Rolls 1s constantly

>> No.88054891
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88054891

>thrown into the pile of supplies and food like a beaten up sack of old meat

>> No.88054954

HES AWAKE

>> No.88054964
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>>88054891
HE WOKE UP

>> No.88055064

>racist gibby dwarf ignored that he's multilingual and understands jutard

>> No.88055226

>Jurard rolls a 20
>It was a missclick for the wrong skill, doesn't count
This stream is the greatest display of jobbing to date.

>> No.88055237

WHORE DINO

>> No.88055277

>>88055064
I DON'T LIKE BIGGERS!

>> No.88055316

>I suggest we hug!

>> No.88055474

"Pause" causing a TPK

>> No.88055549

>PTSD bettel initiates COWARD OUT play dead

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>> No.88055671

>>88055226
Remember how Ruze was complaining about how many skills Jurard was proficient in because of the new edition?
Turns out even hand holding game design won't help a born jobber.

>> No.88055750

>He's doing a wojak!

>> No.88055808

Is Jurard going to get his cuddle pile

>> No.88055863

>>88055671
I think it was more like a complaint at how easy it is to get skills in the new edition and that jurard stumbled into getting a bunch, but true lmao.

>> No.88055905

>godwyn offers his clothes to burn

>> No.88055947

>rolls 16 in survival
jobbertard slowly saving the session

>> No.88056065

SARKENAL YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.88056081

Jurard stop trying to chase the dragon

>> No.88056113

>retroactively making sure that everyone knows about the rations instead of just Flayon
Thank god.

>> No.88056200

>bettel lying down on the ground to win again

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>1 hp guard

>> No.88056323

>banchou keeping watch with 1 HP, fresh from his deathbed
Incredible

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>> No.88056347
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88056347

I was inspired by this stream

>> No.88056400

>SILENCE MONKEY I’M TRYING TO SLEEP

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>>88056347
kek

>> No.88056432

>Jurard retreating into the arms of mommy gibby

>> No.88056454

>>88056347
kek, nice

>> No.88056473

>>88056347
KEK

>> No.88056540

>someone carry me because I am going to take a nap!
>Okay!
Hakka, your lizardfucker soul...

>> No.88056623

>are you still shirtless?
Hakka please...

>> No.88056645

>>88056400
https://files.catbox.moe/y1va53.mp3

>> No.88056762

they need to KILL flayon

>> No.88056776

>Trying to jew the DM

>> No.88056785

flayon pls

>> No.88056815
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>jewligger has a sickle

>> No.88056877

KEK

>> No.88056882

>banchou has realized that the grass is grass
Sasuga

>> No.88056909

>the jew ligger is also a warlock
Is he gonna circumsize the party next?

>> No.88057105

Darn, the firebolt was actually a decent idea.

>> No.88057106

>JOBBER BIRD
>Banchou begging for upsies

>> No.88057180

LION LADDER

>> No.88057182

>forming a totem pole of retardation

>> No.88057200
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>Korvin is a flightless bird

>> No.88057238

>Chooses to put the fucking dwarf on his shoulders
God, he's so fucking stupid

>> No.88057266

>Smoking it would be nice

>> No.88057272

>>88057238
>ZERO PERCEPTION

>> No.88057290

WHAT ARE THESE ROLLS

>> No.88057318
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88057318

>party trying to fight the grass
>grass is winning

>> No.88057343

>>88057290
Jobber rolls

>> No.88057363

>>88057318
This is why i love level 1 DnD unironically kek

>> No.88057374

>>88057318
The party has both Hakka and Flayon in it. They never had a chance.

>> No.88057375

>They will die of starvation
>Ruze is losing his mind

>> No.88057434

>jobber bird is smaller than a dwarf
>the leader and the medic

>> No.88057451

>puts the shortest, lowest HP member in the front in expedition through tall grass

>> No.88057599

That mysterious creature Kristoff touched? Me

>> No.88057814

Oh god they're chasing a small animal through the grass

>> No.88057902

>>88057374
Hakka may be bad at video games, but he's never been uncooperative during collabs. He's been jobbing his rolls, but he has been trying to help the party the entire time. Flayon's been intentionally sabotaging to the point where Ruze has been regularly giving windows for other people to intervene, and I really hope he talks to him about it after this session.

>> No.88057931
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88057931

holy kino he put so much effort into all this setup

>> No.88058023

If this is the Hakkito, we might be getting a real TPK

>> No.88058039

>godwyn rolls an EIGHTEEN throwing his axe blindly into the dark for MAX DAMAGE
FUCK THOSE BIRDS

>> No.88058056

>>88057902
agreed. i don't mind flayon playing an evil character but needs more experienced people like shinri to balance it out. these are all newbies who have no clue what to do against him. if they get to pick new characters after they die, this would of been better character for his 2nd or 3rd when they are more used to everything

>> No.88058139

Kristoff with another round of racism

>> No.88058206

>5' tall bird is a baby chick
yuh oh

>> No.88058211

Oh they're fucked

>> No.88058229

>Jurard successfully kills something
>it's a baby with a parent nearby
Sasuga

>> No.88058252

They killed a child and now the mother is gonna kill them

>> No.88058343

What's tpk?

>> No.88058372

>>88058343
total party kill

>> No.88058530

Ruze is gonna kill the lizardman

>> No.88058532

>I DIDN'T DO IT
>Bird didn't even know the dead chick was there
Jewkenal...

>> No.88058562

its over for these retards...

>> No.88058679

>lizardman trying to hide behind tiny little bird with big goofy hat

>> No.88058743

If sarkenal bites you, will you catch its jewishness?

>> No.88058747

>you are a very weak lizardman

>> No.88058752

>you are a very weak lizardman
No wonder Hakka still doesn't love him...

>> No.88058830

So, the Axel-Altare-Shinri-Tavi group is going to be hyper competent compared to this, right

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>cowbloods could be here he thought

>> No.88059009

>>88058830
I can see Axel getting downed first

>> No.88059012

>>88058830
Actually I think yeah, I can't imagine how they could fuck up anymore

>> No.88059057

>>88058830
shinri said he has had few years of table top experience, no clue about the other 3 but they aren't as much of jobbers. Octavio put a lot of thought in this. Axel's stats are ass but the rest should pick up the slack for him

>> No.88059211

>>88058830
I think so. All of them, while they can be silly at times, tend to go for teamwork or cooperation.

>> No.88059323

GB killed it

>> No.88059351

THEY DID IT

>> No.88059370

They somehow did it

>> No.88059442

>>88059370
Not yet, still gotta kill the babies

>> No.88059517

whore pilot...

>> No.88059719

> And see what they do to you
KEK they're gonna rape the clown

>> No.88059723

>we'll figure out what they do to you next
The first gangbang...

>> No.88059727

>played dead for the entire session

>> No.88059783

>>88059727
lazy

>> No.88059795

>>88059727
I mean, if it works…. I do wish he was more active this session though, funny as it was.

>> No.88059890

>>88059727
Just like my Hunter in World of Warcraft

>> No.88059988

>>88058372
Ty!

>> No.88059995

>Flayon is screaming in the distance
>Hakka decides to run to GB and skin an animal for meat instead of acknowledging him

>> No.88060135

Hakka rolled two fucking 20s

>> No.88060136

FINALLY HE STOPPED JOBBING

>> No.88060348

Banchou is so fucking stupid, I love him

>> No.88060442

>intimidation check
>rolls a 1
Sasuga dino

>> No.88060940

Well at least they're one shotting them

>> No.88060997

>textbook jobber against the dragon
>instrumental in surviving against the birds
GB's redemption arc.

>> No.88061212

KORVIN IS NOT FOOD

>> No.88061231

mechabirbo showing off their onaholes…

>> No.88061261

1 HP BIRD!!

>> No.88061349

>>88061231
they are the onaholes

>> No.88061478

>3 foot tall bird trying to intimidate a bunch of baby birds
>rolls a 20

>> No.88061504

Hakka either rolls 1 or 20 kek

>> No.88061536

>>88060997
Weirdly, I think this happened during the one-shot a way while back, as well. Seems like he does take strategizing pretty seriously when he realizes that they're in trouble. Now, if only he'd start figuring it out in time...ever.

>> No.88061579

Just arrived, is bettel dead? lol

>> No.88061604
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>this thing comes up to you, grabs you by the throat, and chokes you

>> No.88061677

>>88061579
He'll get up any second, he's just playing dead

>> No.88061682

>what's in the card is on the cake
>WHAT'S IN THE CARD IS ON THE CAKE

>> No.88061692

>>88061579
He had to dip so he's unconscious

>> No.88061735

>>88061579
Yes, but no, but also yes.

>> No.88061743

banchou…

>> No.88061797

>Godwyn powers up with a cut-off scream

>> No.88061799

Ruze is going to rage irl if Jurard doesn't rage in game

>> No.88061937

FUKIN LIZARDMEN

>> No.88061965

this ligger is kinda cute…

>> No.88061986

Flayon seriously start helping ffs

>> No.88062088

>also cowardly in battle
The ultimate jew

>> No.88062200

>>88061986
I feel like he acts like this in any collab larger than 3 people

>> No.88062218

>GB touching Jurard's tummy
>Hakka: "pinch his nipple"

>> No.88062286

HAKKITO IS CANONICALLY BLOWING UP

>> No.88062320

>>88062200
i wish someone would talk to him about it

>> No.88062354

Korvin the fucking glass canon

>> No.88062378

HAKKA BEING A LORE ACCURATE GLASS CANNON

>> No.88062468

>>88062378
He even had to deal with rain stopping him from doing something earlier (fire bolt on wet grass), EXTREMELY canon

>> No.88062647

HE DID IT. HE DID SOMETHING.

>> No.88062655

that was kinda kino in a chunni way

>> No.88062663

Jurard actually fucking did something?

>> No.88062668

>>88061579
He had a 3 hour time limit before he had to leave early. It was planned, and known ahead of time. He mentioned it yesterday
This is the real ttrpg scheduling experience.

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>You defeated the boyfailure allegations, you did it!!

>> No.88062783

>Jurard taking a bite off the corpse and sprayed blood everywhere
>Rest of party watching babbbling retard eat a dead bird

>> No.88063028

Amazing that they managed to survive with 1 player always playing dead and another actively sandbagging them the whole session

>> No.88063037

And cue the gangrape

>> No.88063035

Bodvarr pushing the soft spot on the baby birds head

>> No.88063045

I actually can't believe Hakka made it through that.

>> No.88063071

they did it (minus flayon)

>> No.88063224

what the fuck is their problem

>> No.88063276

Jurard can't stop randomly carrying around severed heads...

>> No.88063411

KEK THESE RETARDS

>> No.88063525

thank god goldbullet, jurard and hakka are here

>> No.88063532

>bone sled
>intestine rope
give this bird a bonus to intimidation

>> No.88063605

He's going psycho...

>> No.88063616

THEY'RE DOING IT, THEY'RE REALLY DOING IT~!!

>> No.88063629

>>88063532
This little cute bird is 100% ending up as a necromancer jesus christ

>> No.88063690

Banchou is going to smash all the eggs, burn the nests and piss on the ashes

>> No.88064042

sarkenal is a human trafficker

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>>88064042
At this rate, he's going to hit every single jewish stereotype in existence before session 1

>> No.88064193

Are the constant sound effects interrupting ruze's narration beginning to piss anyone else off

>> No.88064318

>>88064193
I find them endearing, they're really into it.

>> No.88064450

LIGGER IN HEAT

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>watching MaxDood showcasing his visual mod for MvC:I
>random flayon mention amongst thousands of messages
kek

>> No.88064540

>Step out for a drink and bathroom
>Ending
GOD DAM NIT

>> No.88064546

Well that was... something

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That was a great first session. The boys are gonna learn a lot going forwards and I look forward to further HoloMarches kino.

>> No.88064859

RATE THE DND

>> No.88064901

>>88064462
Call Flayon for what?

>> No.88064960

>>88064462
>a mod
is he stupid

>> No.88065004

Ruze I kneel. I know this took a lot of time and effort to put in motion, not only from actually putting in the work but also from dealing with corpo autism.
Season 1 was super fun, and I'm sure now the boys have a better grasping of this whole thing, can't wait to see their growth as players.

>> No.88065010

RUZE ON THE POST-MARCHES TELLY
https://youtu.be/sZvOrFtPHas
https://youtu.be/sZvOrFtPHas
https://youtu.be/sZvOrFtPHas

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>>88064859
Session 2 doko

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>>88064901
After-stream sex with all his sisterwives

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i love my red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much

>> No.88065118

>>88064859
GOOD DM, (SOME) SHIT PLAYERS/10

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>>88064859
JOBBERS PRIME/10
It was really fun, i tend to have trouble to actually pay attention during TTRPG streams but i actually remained focused through this because i was laughing a lot, love these retards

>> No.88065318

if anyone wants to ask flayon questions for his collab with doppio https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1849301806943191122

>> No.88065398

>>88064859
Doomed yaoi/10. I thought it was super entertaining. Ruze did a good job keeping it enjoyable for everyone, considering how little experience most of these players had.

>> No.88065449

>>88064859
BUY THE DM A DRINK/10
in all senses of the phrase

>> No.88065645

>banchou's toxic boyfriend might come back

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>>88064859
Love me some DnD shenanigans, especially when the players have their moments of glory and moments of absolute dumbassery.
Good sesh, excited to see how this story expands.

>> No.88065965

>boys so retarded that they dodged a mechanic

>> No.88066020

>they could have moved out of the grass easily if they just went east

>> No.88066132

Mama is crying

>> No.88066230

>>88066132
Didn't he just play the original last week? It seems like this scene got him good

>> No.88066310

Damn, they actually got really lucky by staying in the grass

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Full combat area

>> No.88066649

Mama isn't recovering

>> No.88066871

>i'm gonna make combat harder
The other group is gonna job hard

>> No.88066962

Just Woke Up, was Holomarches good? Plan to watch it later and looking forward to it
Were Flayon and Jutard annoying? That's my main concern honestly, I often can't handle them especially in collabs

>> No.88067079

>>88066962
It was great
>Spoiler
They were into the RP so they're fine

>> No.88067152

>>88066962
It was really funny.

>> No.88067201

>Didn't know that the official Twitter was going to tweet about Holomarches
...actually, that is pretty weird since it has no official backing. Has that happened for anyone else in EN?

>> No.88067253

>>88067201
It happens all the time

>> No.88067453

>>88067201
Only for stars

>> No.88067495

>>88067453
>tourist

>> No.88067582

>people saying Jurard should speak Tagalog for his dialogue to convey he's speaking a different language
That's not going to work because GB is supposed to understand him

>> No.88067592

>>88067201
Shikamane is just good at her job

>> No.88067656

>>88067582
Yeah and Ruze needs to know what he's saying as well

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>> No.88067881

>spam to hit bump limit
>not previous OPs
now that's rare

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>>88052357

>> No.88068022

>>88067884
i will rape this jovial and whimsy filled child

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>>88066962
They were the ones most into the RP, so no, they actually made the session pretty interesting. Jurard's character pretentiousness despite not knowing the same language as everyone else, and Flayon being a literal money hogging rat was pretty funny all through out.

>> No.88068162

>Ruze was surprised they didn't try to help each other more
Honestly, now that he's mentioning it, it makes sense that they don't care that much about each other in the story because they basically just met

>> No.88068373

>>88067884
correction is needed

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>> No.88068483

>>88068407
He will definitely get killed next time he appears

>> No.88068687

>I'm not gonna roleplay anything sexual
He says this after spending like 15 minutes RPing sexually harassing Jurard and then kickboxing him to death

>> No.88068808

>>88068687
thats not sexual, thats just what he deserves

>> No.88068878

Shinri is sounding so gay after he cried.

>> No.88068975

>>88068878
so the same as usual?

>> No.88069035

>>88068975
No, extra gay

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>>88069035

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SENPAI TAX

>> No.88069805

DND character sheets uploaded in Ruze menshi, on mobile so I can’t check what tier

>> No.88069899

>>88069805
ruzader and above

>> No.88070041

can he realistically beat it in under 5 hours AND do the smash or pass + lore discussion? seems like a tight fit

>> No.88070405

>>88069675
I hope Tavi makes decent money to pay for all the projects he has

>> No.88071036

>>88070041
He'll have to discuss lore into another zatsu, something not named like "let's discuss the SH2 lore" but just a regular zatsus where the topic spontaneously shows up

>> No.88071285

>>88070405
There's always the ol' "Mix/Master/Timing/Tuning: Octavio"

>> No.88071862

we're at the part of the stream where he overcooks the simplest puzzles

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>but where does mpreg come into play?

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Crazy how there’s so much doom about Holostars from Live unicorns but in actuality, compared to their “counterpart” gen TTT and Denauth after from the other big vtuber company, Armis is in a MUCH better position right now. Even Avallum is doing better than that company.

>> No.88073336

stop numberfagging jutard

>> No.88073389

>>88073068
stop thinking about unicorns

>> No.88073452

>>88073389
stop responding to bait

>> No.88073609

STOP HAVING SEX WITH MACHINA SEX FLAYON

>> No.88073676

>>88073609
no

>> No.88073804

Why did James do it guys?

>> No.88074653

>>88073452
I hate jutard

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