Now today was one hell of a great day because every branch of Hololive (except Holostars) had a super fun time in their respective Mario Kart tournaments. Marine and Towa were the the best players to be expected but Miko and Subaru showed some intense competition. Their reps paid off dividends. Also my oshi Ayame was cute as hell and gushed about how much she wants to collab with Towa more! On the EN side, Ina, unsurprisingly, was the most dominant out of everyone. It's not fair, she has so much more precision and power with her infinite tentacles. IRyS and surprisingly Kiara were some incredibly strong competitors though! Ame abused her controllers some more in some funny rage moments and Mori...NEVER CAME IN LAST PLACE! Deadbeats were wrong about Mori once again, SAD. Iofi....
>Song releases for today...
Nenechi and Kotone Tenjin blessed the day with a release of this incredibly impressive duo cover of My Dearest by supercell. If you somehow avoided listening it for the entire day, then stop being stupid and hurry up and experience this amazing cover.
>Some Stream Highlights
Besides the Mario Kart tournament, Bae had a pretty fun time playing There Is No Game early today and then had a fun little zatsudan where she just woke up and was a wittle grumpy wumpy chaotic rrat oh nyooooo~ But got her coffee and in turn got more genki and cuter as the stream went on.
BAKATARECIRCUS got their gear ready and their penguins outfitted for combat as the four ladies flopped, bonked and laughed their way to THE GREATEST PENGUIN HEIST OF ALL TIME.
Meimei's Construction Simulator stream...was one hell of a stream. It could essentially be summed up as "One really dumb and cute bird digs a whole while making various sounds for 1.5 hours."
Fauna had her very first ASMR session which made a lot of /hlgg/ horny and comfy but then what ASMR doesn't get /hlgg/ horny. Some people have even admitted to getting horny for Mori's head drilling ASMR simply because she held you up at gunpoint and called you pussies if you left.
Congratulations to POLKA for reaching 800k Subscribers! After giving us a super fun karaoke, she hopped onto Minecraft for Diamond Hunting and ended dying in increasingly hilarious ways before ending stream before the clown takes over.
Gawr's DBD stream went from cute little killer shark killing survivors into Gura taking back control and drawing Lemori doing Jack-O's pose, holding a wine glass and her Scythe in between her toes. Thank you Gura for proving that Gawr is nothing compared to the inner machinations of your cursed mind.
Now we've got way too many goddamn streams happening at this time for some strange reason because we got...Ame playing through various FPS games like Valorant and Overwatch despite the fact that she was in the Mario Kart tournament AND streamed Frog Detective for an hour, Aqua's replaying Nier Automata again since she last played it 3 years ago and it got lost in the Holocaust. Ina and IRyS are mending their broken marriage because the people they play as are legitimately bad people. Subaru's playing more Classic FF7, still falling madly in love with Aerith meaning she's going to get hit HARD later on. Reine's taking us to a pool party and hopefully you all brought your swimming trunks otherwise Reine will laugh at your penis. Mio's attempt at not being completely ass at playing a Super Mario Game continues RIGHT NOW...and Kronii's going to show us if she's got the platformer and gaming chops to be bad enough to take on Hollow Knight and maybe even the Path of Pain...?
>For Big Upcoming streams...
Rikka, Roberu, Shien and Oga have a 3D Stream coming up! With how energetic and wild these bros are, it's for sure going to be such an incredibly fun stream to watch, set your clocks to catch it live.
Also Mori's going to be teaching Haachama some bad words acting as if Haachama needs to be calling anybody a motherfucker instead of a degenerate. Should be hilarious though so set your clocks for it.
Phew, so many fun streams we had, what highlights were yours /hlgg/? Were you proud of your oshi's performance in Mario Kart if she participated? Did you see how absolutely horrendous Iofi and Risu are at Mario Kart like holy shit.