/baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

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Fluffy Fuzzy Sleepy Sisters Edition
Previous Thread >>87719328

>Upcoming Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS27c8El4s8
>Previous Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPDxXuCAzI

>1st orisong BORN TO BE "BAU"DOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThUfmKQgaY

>Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I
>3D Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiU63uqC9U
>Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/featured
>Schedule
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1845309649194713142

>Unarchived Content (twitter spaces, karaokes, etc)
https://rentry.org/baunarchived
>Songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N- (official playlist of all covers and songs they've released or starred in.)

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo)

>/baubau/-related content (baubau sings, nsfw, VN/anime list, VTL team info)
https://rentry.org/baucontent

>Thread Template
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==REMINDER TO ALL MENHERA==
>M: Please don't get merch because you feel pressured or anything like that. DON'T do anything that you don't want to. We really mean it, okay?
>F: So you know, maybe you're like, "Oh, well, you know, maybe if I make a clip maybe more people will discover FUWAMOCO from there!" - it's true, but maybe you REALLY don't like video editing... Maybe don't that.
>M: However you want to, okay?
>F: You know, oshikatsu's supposed to be fun! You know, just tweeting, being loud -
>M: Being HERE with us!
>F: Yeah!
>M: That's all - that's MORE that we can ask for!
>F: Yeah, being like, "Ah! My best friend, you know, I REALLY like these vtubers called FUWAMOCO!". You know, those kinds of things, you know...
>M: So, please, don't feel like, "Oh, THIS Ruffian is doing all this and I'M not doing ANYTHING"...
>F: No. You know, oshikatsu is fun for everybody and ANYBODY!
>M: You should never feel like that, okay? So PLEASE don't compare yourselves to somebody else, okay?
>F: We just want you to have fun. You shouldn't feel pressure.
>M: We don't want you to disappear because of something, you know...
>F: Yeah, so, you know... if your smile's in trouble...
>*Both shake their heads*
>M: Just don't worry, we just want you to be here with us.
>F: Yeah, we wanna protect your smile and have fun together, Ruffians!
>M: You got it? It's not work! It should be FUN! We understand that you compare yourselves to others and stuff like that... SO THAT'S WHY WE SAY "DON'T"! We get it, you know? Because we felt it too before, okay? *reads chat message* You wish you could superchat more? IT'S OKAY! DON'T WORRY! We want you to have fun.
>F: And you know, it's the little things that count, too, you know. So, just sending a tweet like, "BAU BAU!" - that helps, you know?
>M: Yeah! Do what you can!
>F: "I'm on break right now, you know! I had a real delicious sandwich! FUWAMOCO, I had a delicious sandwich!" ... You know, it makes us happy to know that you're thinking about us cause sometimes, you know, we get a little bit lonely. Like, "are the Ruffians thinking about us...?"
>M: Please don't worry, okay? *reads chat message* You can't write well? It's OKAY! Don't worry about it!
>F: But it makes us really happy to know you're thinking about ways you can help us, Ruffians...
>M: We don't want you to get sad and be like, "I can't enjoy FUWAMOCO anymore because I compare myself to other Ruffians", okay?

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>>87736647
BAU BAU
>>87736747
BAUSED

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JP only 3D ASMR collab. Season 3 is the pits.

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Oh

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This fluffy seductress

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i ripped the skin on my dick from fapping too hard

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this thread will be good. we are almost at comfy hours

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>>87736932
Gomen, I don't normally bake at this time of night but didn't want a repeat of the last few

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Post the JP ASMR. Let the EOPs see the love and effort they put into the JP version. I want to laugh at the crying EOPmongrels!! KEKY

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>>87737124
It's fine as long just as long as some tranny didn't bake kek

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>>87734875
more than half of this thread are tourists and sisters, did you not just see the past 2 threads where there was 5 people spamming gigi's stream?

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I would like to start a movement to ask Mococo to eat natto in her next ASMR.

Please.

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Time for bed I am very sleepy and Patra is in 6 hours

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I want a demand a full release of the cover art for their ASMR voicepack

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When are we getting earlicking ASMR

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>FWMC didn't participate in GG's absolute cinema
Graduate to the JP branch already you ungrateful

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>>87737350
so true crossposting sis, other threads never pirate their oshi's merch, i am so demoralized with how bad /baubau/ is in particular.

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>>87737379
>eating
gross. give me real ASMR like oil massage and ear kisses[\spoilers]

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>didnt see a thread was already up
lol... shameless repost but It actually feels like I'm the only one in this thread who absolutely adored these VPs.
As one of the ASMR beggars, I am pretty much completely satisfied and got exactly what I wanted. I might still be on a high simce I just finished them, but this is enough to tide me over for a very long time. I dont really care if thy do ASMR collabs with patra or whatever, cause this was unironically enough for me until they inevitably feel comfortable enough to do a live twin ASMR

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>>87737683
>Probably Aeon or Junk.
Well, I am glad you got what you wanted.

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actual fans love gg
holoantis just upset it interrupts their shitposting about asmr
kill yourselves

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Scold me more Fuwawa I'm a naughty boy

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>>87737683
Yeah it was really good even if I don't care for ear play at all

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My guess is they didn't participate because they thought the others would vote them out first.

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I love the girls but man I wish they had been a part of this kino. Mococo trying to solve a mystery would be so funny. Our puppers need to get out of their comfort zone more

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>>87737758
I'm neither. Don't ever EVER call me by those names ever again or I'll dip you in a vat of hydrochloric acid and watch your skin and meat peel off of your bones

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>>87737873
They don't care about EN

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>>87737683
they were ok. too short for the price tag

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>>87737528
/baubau is basically a fuwamoco anti thread

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>>87737683
For now I'm happy with what we got in the VP. Though in the future I hope they do heartbeat asmr while softly singing LTST.

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>>87737987
>basically
It is

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>>87737952
That's not true. They usually show up to all of the big EN collabs and regularly collab with gen mates.

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The VPs are nice and all but where's my like?

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>>87737840
didn't stop them from being in the Marine mind thing

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Full vp out in the other thread btw

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>>87738112
reserved for Japanese tweets about the 3D collab

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>>87738076
They only show up when management tells them to, they have no desire to interact with EN

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>>87737987
So true sis.

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>>87738235
Why are you fags like this?

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>>87737987
BAU BAU

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>Big brother! How about I call you that?

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>>87737269
>P-please post the JP ASMR... I'm n-not a poorfag, I promise! I just want to laugh at the EOPs!!
HOLY KEK.
I knew JP beggars were pathetic poorfags that never send SCs during JP streams, but this is just sad.

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>>87738403
Kek it sounds so awkward in english

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Why the fuck are there 2 threads?

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>>87738403
KEK

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now that the schizos are asleep and I've listened to both can we talk about how much better the Japanese ear cleaning was?

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>>87738464
It sounds just as awkward in both languages, EN is simply your first language so you aren't able to truly understand how awkward they actually sound in JP sometimes. This is no different.

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>>87738470
this one is cringe and the other one is based
cya

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>>87738551
I doubt all the shitposters left but I only bought the EN one so I don't know if there is a difference

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>>87738551
The entire vp is better in Japanese

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>>87738568
No it doesn't you retarded EOP

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>>87738551
The EN pack sounded better overall to me, cause they sound more natural and less clinical(well mostly Fuwawa, Mococo sounds awkward in both kek). Both are worth getting, but the slight changes in the EN script make it feel a bit more like them and less like a script handed to them.

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>>87738568
>It sounds just as awkward in both languages
Not really

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The first live ASMR shouldn't be a Doggy Pack stream. It should be a Hot Dog stream. That's right, Tier 2 that bitch. Their membership money would literally triple that month.

Those original song projects ain't gonna pay for themselves

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>>87738630
I mean, I don't expect you to understand since clearly you can barely speak either language heh

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>>87738590
They have differences in even the cleaning triggers. Fuwawa's hands must have gotten tired by the time the English one happened because she just jams it in violently with no rhythm in the EN one

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>>87738470
Happens sometimes, just two different people baking on accident

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Mocotyan your big brother is pleased so pleased in fact that I don't feel like violently raping you on the spot

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>>87738551
The EN pack was definitely better overall, but thats just the case when it comes to their voice packs. The JP packs are normally very unnatural and over-acted

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>>87738551
>Now that the schizos are asleep, here's my shitpost to try and rile them awake.
Very subtle sister!

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>>87738470
I and the other baker happened to be awake at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

Well the tag team blowjob ASMR was a welcome surprise

[Anonymous No.]

The bonus voice is only in Japanese...the JPs got more content.

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I don't want to relax i want to rape you mocochan

[Anonymous No.]

They should stop calling me "big brother" and call me papa instead... Does any girl do this, or am I cursed to forever be brother-zoned?

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>>87738947
I'm sure if you looked hard enough there is someone who does ASMR and calls you that. good luck finding one that's good though

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What is this shit? I would NEVER help Pero out

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>>87738947
This is an unironic cultural barrier thing, since JPs have more or a brother/sister dynamic obsession whereas westerners are more attached to the father/daughter dynamic.
This is why they changed brother!Nier into father!Nier for the US release.

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Their encouraging words of affirmation made me wanna tear up

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ojisans are we waking up in 5 hours?

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>>87739379
Of course, I ain't missing their sex dance with Patra.

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>>87739379
No... Ojisans, we're sleeping at a resonable time tonight.

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>>87739379
I'm probably not gonna sleep at all

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>>87739379
I woke up late, so I'll probably just stay up at this point

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>>87739379
No imma watch the vod

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>>87739379
not with how much bourbon I'm currently drinking, I'll be lucky to wake up alive tomorrow

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All this time listening to anime & erotic ASMR wasn't a waste! I understood like 90% of their After Talk with Patra.

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>>87739379
I'm not even watching the VOD if I'm being honest

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>>87738868
Kind of curious how many are still around. I don't bake nearly as much as I used to It's usually just when I see there hasn't been a thread up for a few minutes, or when a clear anti is making bakes

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>>87738947
Yeah the brother thing was my only small issue with it. I would've liked to be called Wuffian/Raffian. But whatever, it was their first ASMR so I'll let it slide.

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>>87739794
I'm suspect there are probably 3 at most these days

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>>87738947
>>87739808
>brother
I think their pseudo-GFE phase is long over. That phase lasted from Christmas of last year to Valentines Day, and its bee. pretty much barren ever since outside of the bridal pack. I think they're trying to deviate and direct the Ruffians into a more platonic "brother/sister" path, but will obviously never outright say "We're not your girlfriends, we're your sisters!" when they probably should have early on. This is just my schizo analysis caue they've been all over the place, and it seems like they'd prefer to have a close intimate familial relationship with the Ruffians as opposed to romantic. I think.

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>>87740129
I think them getting to perform again for their 3D debut and BD made them realize this is what they REALLY want to do and focus their attention on.

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I think you're a retard samefag.

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>>87740329
Same

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>>87740329
true

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>>87740329
No, not me. I'm (You)

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Holy fuck

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>>87740438
KEK

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>>87739983
I feel like as long as there are ruffians to say goodnight to, I won't completely stop. I like telling ruffians goodnight and want them to sleep well

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>>87738947
>>87739808
>>87740129
are you people really unfamiliar with the oniisan trope? like, the most basic of all anime tropes and what it represents?

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>>87740438
>not tagged or soft tagged
WEAK

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>>87740438
I gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my shigga

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>>87740438
I read his tweets after and realized he has brain problems

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>>87740129
Kill yourself, sister. They literally did a fucking bride voice pack not that long ago where they marry the Ruffian(me), they weren't forced to do it, they just did it because they wanted to. And they reminded us of that voice pack in the last RnR, so they clearly want us to get it. They are also becoming more and more open about wanting the Ruffians to see them as sexy.

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>>87740438
Fuwawa did not count me down with her gorgeous voice... so sadly no

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>>87740588
>a coomer has brain problems
many such cases

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This is my first time experiencing ear blowing asmr and I like it

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>>87740710
dame

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>>87740710
it's one of the easiest triggers to get right but it's also one of the best

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Its over...

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>>87740710
>ear blowing asmr

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>>87740822
Can I lick Fuwawa's human ears?

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New femruffian dropped

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>>87740822
this reminds me of the ear schizo on /a/ lol

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Goddammit the way she said this line
>お兄ちゃんの息がお腹に
sounded like
>お兄ちゃんのイキ顔
because of her pronunciation

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>>87740822
They should watch literally any stream

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>>87740945
They are literally doing ASMR porn for the JPs... It's over...

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>>87740941
Kinda wish I didn't bullshit around so much in my 20's.
One day I will visit Japan, and feel the true EOP experience first hand.

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>7000 Yen
Holy black company. What is the total time on this set?

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>>87741280
You still have time.

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>>87740622
I bet she would repeat 1 like 10 times.

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>>87741380
Oh I know I have time and I actually have money to enjoy the experience as well.
I just need to stop being a pussy and book my accommodation and flight and just go.

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>>87741285
40 minutes

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>>87741396
Oniisan is kinda formal sounding, isn't it?

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>>87741533

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>>87737148
>男性受け、焦らし、拘束、放置プレイ、囁き、足コキ、羞恥/恥辱、逆レ

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>>87740822
They already mentioned before that those ears don't work and are basically decoration

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I want to cum. Which one do I listen to?

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>>87741837
All 8 Voice packs at the exact same time.

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>>87740465
this thread is infested with EOPs that hate JP culture, of course they aren't familiar

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>>87741837
I'd argue that Fuwawa's is better since she teases you, but Mococo's is also ok but I don't wanna spoil it since it tugged at my heart strings a bit.

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>>87741891
Can't do that, I only bought the EN ones.

>>87741982
Okay, I'll listen to Fuwawa's to cum, and then I'll listen to Mococo's after getting post-nut clarity

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>"you're not dreaming anymore, we're really here!
>open my eyes
>alone in a dark room

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>>87742231
That's when you're supposed to press the FWMC voice keychain

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>well what do you want your older sister to do?

[Anonymous No.]

finished bookmarking some of the asmr review posts

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I feel sad that I can’t respond to their ASMR shilling tweets with positivity. I didn’t like them at all and faking it is too much… I think this is the first time I have ever felt this way about a product that they clearly are passionate and nervous about.

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>precum message with jp vp first
>realize that EN fans don't like being second fiddle
>send another message 20 min later with EN only and pin that instead

[Anonymous No.]

>get prepared to cum listening to Fuwawa's ASMR
>unironically tearing up due to her telling me "there there tyou work so hard..." the whole time leading into her falling asleep next ti me
you fuckers swindled me. i wanted to cum not cry fuck this shit fuck you all

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>>87742558
Who said you can’t do both?

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>>87742580
Im gonna try mococos and see how that is

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>>87742558
>you fuckers swindled me.
Lol

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I don't like ASMR, whispering and shit in my ears makes me involuntarily want to punch shit. Is it still worth listening to?

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>>87742873
No. Even though I like asmr the paywall was a bit steep for this.
So I suggest you don't unless you're really curious.

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>>87742873
Just listen to the teaser video and the samples on the shop and decide from there

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>There there, pat pat... You're such a good boy.

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>>87742873
Youre unironically supposed to lay in bed with your eyes closed and imagine them laying beside you>>87742873

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>>87738154
The Marine stream was way shorter. Here, they would still be expected to stick around the whole time and talk as ghosts when summoned.

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>>87742873
Its worth it if you want to hear them both call you a "good boy" and then tell you how hard your working and how you should sleep/eat more.

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo singing "ain't no use" is not leaving my head
Imma explode soon

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>>87742489
You don't have to lie, be honest and they'll still appreciate it
Maybe ASMR is not your thing and you can just say that you still appreciate their efforts nonetheless for doing something out of their comfort zone, or you can point out stuff that you think they could improve on to help them get better at it

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The Mococo one was just as heartwarming as the Fuwawa one. Cant listen to the full 20 min one yet cause I need to rest my heart for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait to be able to listen in bed later

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>>87743305
I've only listened to the first three packs as of now(one the EN ones atm), but so far they seem literally designed for you to fall asleep to while they say comforting things like "there there, you work so hard"

[Anonymous No.]

Reine drawing them right now on her stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNTc_CWRSI

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>>87743305
Explain this concept to me, because I don't understand. Do people actually sleep with headphones on? How is that comfortable? Wouldn't you break them?
Also I hope you guys aren't using earbuds in this day and age. Ear damage...

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>>87743675
nta but I used to fall asleep with earbuds on as a teen. Did it for years and never had any issues

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>"So you're a naughty boy~"

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>>87743718
that kind of shit might cause you to get tinnitus if something is playing through the earbuds or headphones the whole night

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>>87743805
>might cause you to get tinnitus
>might
Too late kek

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>>87743503
I've been wanting to make kind of a sleepytime cut of some comfy FWMC things for a little while now for personal use. I'll probably at least upload it here if the results are good
>>87743675
I sleep with fairly loose earbuds in, so they usually fall out when I inevitably shift a little in bed. Audio doesn't keep going all night either since I typically have things set to pause automatically every hour

[Anonymous No.]

i just farted

[Anonymous No.]

>>87743862
oh well at least others can still be warned
our ears weren't meant to be constantly bombarded with sound without any breaks

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>>87743675
Not him but I can answer this
I sleep with asmr on for 8 hours a day 7 days a week with headphones on.
I do sleep with my AT M40x Headphones on my head and yes they are wired.
No I haven't woke up from being strangled yet. (almost 4 years without choking or dying)
>Wouldn't you break them?
I've broken 1 pair of M40x completely the left earphone snapped off from a long fever sleep that was 14 hours long.
2 cheap razer headsets the left ear phone no longer works from abuse of constant turning and wear and tear over time basically I went through 2 of those headsets in 4 years, I per year. Currently on my second pair of M40x I just replace the cable every year. Luckily I got spares.
>How is that comfortable?
It's only uncomfortable when my pillows stuffing is pushed to one side otherwise the AT M40x are comfy enough all night.
>Ear damage
I just keep the volume at a level that isn't too hard on my ears.

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>>87744020
The trick is to not have autoplay on. Make a playlist and have it cycle through that entire playlist a total of one(1) single time. a 40 min ASMR playlist should be fine, and youll more than likely fall asleep by the end.

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I came to Fuwawa's ASMR... Her voice is too sexy...

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>>87744222
if it's just going to be 40 mins, of course that won't be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

Am I in the wrong thread? Why were there no reactions to their tweet about buying 80 pon de rings for staff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87744694
old news from pekora's stream like 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

Patra can also draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87744714
ehehe dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

confirmed not black
immersion ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>87744694
I didn't really have anything noteworthy to say about it

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>>87744786
Wanna explain this one?

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[Anonymous No.]

>"I love how hard-working you are"
>"I know you are working really hard"
Haha... yeah, about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745005
Reine? That's pretty cute but what the hell is that car

[Anonymous No.]

$70 fucking AUD. Goddamn this country

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745121
allegedly doggo car

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck people draw like a fucking express train
it usually took me fucking four hours just to get a sketch I'm ok with, let alone drawing the lineart

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo, you fucking retard... You are not blowing air at the mic correctly half of the time

[Anonymous No.]

Oil massage >>>>> hair shampooing >>>>>>>>>>>> ear cleaning >>>>>>>>>> ear blowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745296
Sloppy blowjob twin ASMR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything in your post

[Anonymous No.]

gaming streams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paid asmr voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

FWMC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *

[Anonymous No.]

you > me

[Anonymous No.]

f(FWMC) > lim(x => *) d(x)/dt

[Anonymous No.]

Also kissing can be amazing, but it varies GREATLY between girls.
One of the best hamu hamu ear nibble kisses were from Rushia actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745452
https://youtu.be/IewRMn_NG8E

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck ASMR, it's whorish in nature. Their greed for money has made them betray their principles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745584
Good, I want them to do subtle JOIs and countdowns and wet kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745530
This is the kind of kiss I want from Fuwawa.

[Anonymous No.]

80 fucking donuts? These bitches spent my supachats on fucking donuts to feed Jap wagies. I've never felt more cucked in my life

[Anonymous No.]

ccgg sex is now canon
when will fwmc sex each other on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745886
They already do

[Anonymous No.]

i cant understand anything they say

[Anonymous No.]

>>87746010
disgusting ESL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87745670
>Fuwawa kissing in JP

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS FUWAWA'S VOICE SO FUCKING SEXY??

[Anonymous No.]

Their first ASMR is a fucking voice pack

[Anonymous No.]

it feels weird to listen to moco-chan on the left side and fuwawa on the right, i'm used to always seeing them the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>87746454
you need to imagine you are in between them from their POV

[Anonymous No.]

>both solo ASMRs focus on the right ear
Should have chose opposite ears, so I could play both simultaneously.

[Ken No.]

SEX with Mococo's KU100 mic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I FARTED

[Anonymous No.]

we will get fate in next week's schedule, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>87746454
You have your headphones on backwards anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>87746865
>Downvoted
Sister...

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONONO PRERECORDED SISTERS HOW DO WE SPIN THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>no power because a tree fell down
fuck off why today

[Anonymous No.]

>>87747600
Have we tried shitting our pants and crying yet?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87747711
That sucks, anon, I was getting storm warnings and was really worried about this all day yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

The Patra 3D collab has been retweeted like 20 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87747853
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if someone just recently gifted fwmc the lower version of x premium that doesn't show the checkmark or if they got it on their own. You were still able to gift them just last week.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope someone saved a grudgepost from all of the Totally Real Ruffians saying they "have no excuse" and that it's prerecorded anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87747980
Can you only gift the lower version? If so possible, otherwise probably got it on their on, no way people wouldn't have gifted them the top one.

[Anonymous No.]

pantsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748040
There's 2 different options $84 or $168. Who knows what the deal is, it's just something I noticed that happened recently. You can still do it for others like Biboo and Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

Any idea on how long it's going to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748210
1 hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>87747525
I hope not, 6 hours of dry reading would kill their voices, not to mention be boring

[Anonymous No.]

I want to listen to the ASMR before the collab but I know it'll make me too sleepy and miss the collab so I can't
It's also a personal rule of mine to not handle money past midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748401
Good rule. It'll be there when you wake up, no rush.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748482

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748482
>flats vs. stacked

[Anonymous No.]

Don't snap in prechat over this Aeon, looks like you were getting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748482
>>87748622
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748680
Man, imagine telling your oshi in the waiting room for their most important collab yet that you hate them being involved in Hololive over THIS:
https://youtu.be/z1meczMJpNE?t=2570

[Anonymous No.]

T - 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Sexual relations with dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

why is this thread so dead this is a monument occassion

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Ultra low latency
Good luck PeroTL. Although with this much rehearsing they probably have a pretty solid script he can work from instead of just reacting to the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748976
Antis chased the ruffians away. This is their turf now

[Anonymous No.]

>JP ASMR
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

BAU BAU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>87748976
what am I supposed to say? nothing has happened yet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaAAAAAaaa

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, earland looks even more horrifying now

[Anonymous No.]

>we're here!
don't tug on my heart like that fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

Am I supposed to be crying and shitting my pants right now or not?

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't like this surreal Katamari Damacy-like area.

[Anonymous No.]

are you buying their $47 asmr, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>no perotl

[Anonymous No.]

are we supposed to be a giant left ear?

[Anonymous No.]

here we go

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't PeroTL supposed to be here?

[Anonymous No.]

Those are some nice titties Patra

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749112
when i get paid next week yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>loud music
>all 3 yelling at the top of their lungs
>asmr
que?

[Anonymous No.]

omg Patra's pudding with imitation crab is there...

[Anonymous No.]

ENcucks lost again

[Anonymous No.]

wait, was perotl here or not

[Anonymous No.]

>no PeroTL
another lie. par for the course

[Anonymous No.]

Patra's floofies... I'm sorry FWMC...

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are so fucking easy to bait kek

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS FUWAWA AND PATRA STOP BOUNCING LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo was always so against ASMR what happened why is she so upbeat and excited over it now...

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, just had to wait a bit for Pero

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off sisters

[Anonymous No.]

fuwawa bigger jugs than pattrick

[Anonymous No.]

>chat is filled with japenis
its over enbwos

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK PATRA BREAST JIGGLE WITH HER ARMS

[Anonymous No.]

oh the TL is there now

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BOUNCING PATRA

[Anonymous No.]

>the only English line she says is our first time
kek cucks winning big

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749200
Money

[Anonymous No.]

Tch... Damn JPs, tempting me with such lewd tits... I'll correct her...

[Anonymous No.]

Patra made sure to save all the NG takes for her special collection....

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749044
>>87749160
No one cares Aeon.

[Anonymous No.]

cameraman let me see the shima shima shorts...

[Anonymous No.]

The Hololive trio

[Anonymous No.]

this is great
patra is like one of the only other chuubas I watch

[Anonymous No.]

i dont have those weird symbols on my keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>パ3D
>PatoreeD
heh

[Anonymous No.]

They're so fucking cute together

[Anonymous No.]

kek they really did release thr VP just to say it was their first and EN before having sex with JP in actual full JP in this.

[Anonymous No.]

FLATIES LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo your phlegm...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is that filthy slut Mococo shaking her ass at me

[Anonymous No.]

mococo kinda sounds hoarse here and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749413
kill yourself aeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749112
Of course.
I actually support my oshis, instead of shitposting about them and expecting handouts from others like a nonwhite.

[Anonymous No.]

Big time whores for JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749447
There's two literal sex devils with her so she has to do her best to stand out

[Anonymous No.]

I absolutely hate the giant disembodied ear
I get it's the binaural mic, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749112
I'm a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>Mococo shaking her ass and orgasming
yet she won't even admit she's sexy to EN fans. lying whore deserves to graduate i hope paypuppies don't stay for this

[Anonymous No.]

Is ASMR actually lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749570
depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749570
Some of it, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>EN before JP

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo has a lot of trouble keeping up her voice when she's whispering

[Anonymous No.]

>posting almost on cooldown
not obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

ENGODS WON

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749570
>Is women whispering sweet nothing into your ear lewd

[Anonymous No.]

did you hear that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749614
Fuck, that was going to be my angle. Back to the drawing room sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

nothing about this stream is asmr. i thought patra was the best asmrtist on the planet? isn't that what you guys told me a few threads ago?

[Anonymous No.]

AH
the whispering is dangerous for a voice like moco-chan's...
she's gotta be careful with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749625
Yeah, idk why is it so hard for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo sounds so incredibly nervous doing this
Her voice is breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749494
fake ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

the ear is cumming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749625
Yeah, Fuawawa had to remind her to whisper there.

[Anonymous No.]

That ear gave birth live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>literal cum encouragement ASMR
KEKAROO EOP NOT WELCOME
cover them in cum JP tourists!!

[Anonymous No.]

>polka is doing a totsu during this collab
poruru-oneesan... I thought you were cool...

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what it feels like to get cummed in the face after giving a humiliating blowjob to superior JPnikki

[Anonymous No.]

the ears everywhere are fucking with me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749308
>flat profile image, flat profile image, proper art with specular shine

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749597
She would never say this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna cum

[Anonymous No.]

why is hag make pp big through ear

[Anonymous No.]

Umm cuckffians? Why do they have less viewers than Gigi? I thought that no one cared about Gigi and they were the face of EN

[Anonymous No.]

any /h/ anon here?
who is your favorite ASMR seiyuu?

[Anonymous No.]

NURSING HANDJOB ASMR WITH PATRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749308
complete set, does that mean you have to buy both EN + JP? so like $100 to unlock this?

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet, sweet English...

[Anonymous No.]

she was congratulating (you) for giving birth btw

[Anonymous No.]

When are they going to tongue fuck our ears, this is just whispering.

[Anonymous No.]

That's one dirty ear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749845
Usually how it works I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa sounds so much older when she's whispering

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749845
it's the same in both sets

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST FUWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf that ear cumming #Fuwamoco

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA PUPTALK
nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa extracted the most powerful load out of Kamimi-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwawa brings up food in her puptalk
she's so fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

Patra wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if they hadn't released the asmr first, how menhera the thread would be about this

[Anonymous No.]

if this is the highest quality asmr possible then i'd rather not have that. can we have normal asmr pls

[Anonymous No.]

Wait Patra's viewers are called "doggies"?

[Anonymous No.]

PATOCHAN SEX

[Anonymous No.]

I came

[Anonymous No.]

PATRA IS SEDUCING ME

[Anonymous No.]

Patra is literally raping me in front of FWMC right now

[Anonymous No.]

I love Patra now.

[Anonymous No.]

TOTAL WUFFIAN VICTORY

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750017
yeah they are dogs

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAMOCO please give me the power to resist this temptress...

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA AND PATRA ARE JUMPING TOO MCUH

[Anonymous No.]

They really did have a whole thing planned for ASMR
these girls are something else

[Anonymous No.]

>massive Koyori collab overlap
They can't catch a break with their 3D scheduling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750092
i want to suck on fuwawa's nipples so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>the whole collab is ASMR
yeah they panic released those voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she do it bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750156
>needing to go to the bathroom
uhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750121
don't just throw the whole pole in sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750017
>https://youtu.be/7bua60UsuWg?si=BGV055RKSLv0BsuW&t=85
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

hahaha as soon as it's veering towards the lewder side they're forcing in some random english comments to appease the schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>87749834
aino mimori

[Anonymous No.]

How are you guys enjoying your HoloEN stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750120
Mococo you're supposed to read the ASMR prompts...

[Anonymous No.]

>sisters didn't watch the Fubuki Patra collab which had the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750191
greatly

[Anonymous No.]

patra wants the toilet one... she is just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so tired of the bait, bros. So very tired

[Anonymous No.]

The lewd prompts are exclusively for JPgods btw

[Anonymous No.]

why did I stay awake just to watch other men get pleasured? am I really becoming a cuck? I can't understand anything so there's no difference live versus the vod and I don't even know if I'd have watched thr archive

[Anonymous No.]

If Mococo doesn't get the toilet prompt I'm calling it rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750226
yeah, and? i only watch my oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750226
I was gonna watch it but ended up forgetting about it
should I check it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750226
Fuwamoco even called in... how could they miss it...

[Anonymous No.]

can this guy get nuked already

[Anonymous No.]

When do they lick my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750065
She's on the approved sex list. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cumming bau bau!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa's voice is vibrating...

[Anonymous No.]

she's so nervous.......my heart......

[Anonymous No.]

Was her voice trembling or did I imagine it?

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell, Fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa's voice gets so breathy and stuttery when she's whispering into the mic it's super obvious how nervous they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750017
tf? how new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750334
they're just nervous

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

fuwawa's so fucking cute holy hell

[Anonymous No.]

>reading comments
oh nonononononono trannybros

[Anonymous No.]

>That nervous Fuwawa
The dick in my heart and ears are diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwawa's voice cracking out of embarrassment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT'S ALL I WANTED

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH SLEEPY MOCOCO

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750334
Both of their voices have been trembling hard during the ASMR. Mococo can barely keep doing her Mococo voice and kept stuttering earlier, they are both incredibly nervous and embarrassed doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750334
She just said so herself too, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa and Mococo countdown when

[Anonymous No.]

MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is this

[Anonymous No.]

holy SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

it just sounds like she moaning...

[Anonymous No.]

NEW SAD MOCOCO DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

I AM MASTURBATING WITH THIS VOD

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750334
You did not. Holy fuck
>>87750338
It's great. I think the nervousness adds to it. I'm liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape Mococo.

[Anonymous No.]

i don't know what this is but this is not sleep talking mocochan....

[Anonymous No.]

why is mococo moaning and telling me to "stop"?

[Anonymous No.]

This is for JPs btw

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yes. I can make edits out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>blueberries
Funniest shit I've ever heard

[Anonymous No.]

THOSE BLUEBERRIES? MY DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna eat your blueberry Mococo and you won't be able to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

before i even noticed i had my dick in my hand. what a powerful dog

[Anonymous No.]

if mococo doesnt get the toilet for her second prompt im gonna cry

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750549
No wonder Fuwawa's blue

[Anonymous No.]

>barely any JP superchats
Why they do pander so hard to them if they can get more money from the EN audience?

[Anonymous No.]

thank you patra for that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>90% of Mococo's sleep-talking scenario in English
WELCOME BACK, EOP PRINCESS! WE MISSED YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS RIGGED

[Anonymous No.]

NURSING HANDJOB PATRA PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>one readable superchat
KEKAROO hope the JP tourist cock was worth it you lying whores

[Anonymous No.]

mommy play with pato-chan-sama..!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh this one might be yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>all japs look same
damn Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this prompt lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750648
/ss/ kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750588
EN ruffians are actual cucks, FWMC get to suck JOP dick while taking EN money

[Anonymous No.]

Mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750648
all japanese women are pedos

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit i just exploded to patra

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750638
nah
patra's asmr is kinda milquetoast for the most part

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it's insane how hard Patra mogs FWMC

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY BOOBERS

[Anonymous No.]

GIANT PATRA FLOOFIES IN MY FACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750671
Baused. Holy fuck tits

[Anonymous No.]

holy fucking shit that was so erotic

[Anonymous No.]

Patra is just next level holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

do you think patra is an erotuber or something lmao

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna die without feeling the weight of their big breasts on my face. why even live

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want Fuwawa to do the toilet one

[Anonymous No.]

I always preferred Mary's asmr to Patra's

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750701
IDK man I got to see her tits in my face while she pampered me
I know

[Anonymous No.]

how is peroTL doing so badly even knowing the script before hand? this is terrible

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it called Shion sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750737
Sometimes wish she was, would me cum buckets.

[Anonymous No.]

MY HEAD BETWEEN FUWAWA'S AND MOCOCO'S BREASTS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

it's time

[Anonymous No.]

oppai pon-de-ring

[Anonymous No.]

MOCOCHAN EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750807
????????
What do you think. Man has to TL with his dick in his hand. That shit is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

bricked up on a saturday morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750799
It was a nice sight

[Anonymous No.]

Holy floofies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

YOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK OHLYLOPY L;FU CK

[Anonymous No.]

T-T-TIIIIITS!!! FUWAWA'S FUWAWAAAAAS

[Anonymous No.]

I can't hear it at all... the cloth is blocking it. They need to undress first.

[Anonymous No.]

is youtube going to be okay with this imagery?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe if they stfu I could hear something.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice camera work there

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750888
HOLY FLUFFYS

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA TITS and SEX

[Anonymous No.]

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.]

Will the archive die because of those close-ups

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa Toilet or bust

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ARCHIVE THE STREAM NOW
ARCHIVE THE STREAM NOW
ARCHIVE THE STREAM NOW

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

OSHIKKO BROTHERS
TODAY WE DINE IN HEAVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>Ears
>Focused on booba
>Completely destroyed
Asmr my ass

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF PLEASE PISS YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750953
That's what I exactly thought kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750888
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S FUCKING ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750962
I'M ARCHIVING IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Patra should just pee on me

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA CUM

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

PATRA IS ABOUT TO PISS IN THE MIC

[Anonymous No.]

This is NOT what an idol does!

[Anonymous No.]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

EN COULD NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

patra just pissed in my mouth...

[Anonymous No.]

>jp literally going UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
same tbhdesu

[Anonymous No.]

patra where do you want the load?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751039
Jesus Christ imagine how fucking embarrassed and horrified FUWAMOCO would be if they had to do that. In fucking ENGLISH too lmao

[Anonymous No.]

UOH?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750962
>>87751009
DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751034
Thankfully Patra is not marketing her as one

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751039
Sora No Woto watchalong when?

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH FUWAWA BABY

[Anonymous No.]

NOT MOCO BABY

[Anonymous No.]

BAU BAU BABY

[Anonymous No.]

GFE
WITH
A
CHILD

[Anonymous No.]

do not give donuts to babies

[Anonymous No.]

THIS FEELS WRONG AND MY PP LOVES IT

[Anonymous No.]

>feeding donuts to babies
they're going to grow up fat...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like they're not good at this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751168
>fuwawa's fingers wrapped around my dick

[Anonymous No.]

they're hungry
they'll die if you don't feed them
you have to feed them your c**

[Anonymous No.]

>it was all prerecorded

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up tuned in a few mins ago, what the FUCK is this lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751123
1st Saturday of January
same as always

[Anonymous No.]

This is a erodoujin situation

[Anonymous No.]

RAPEBROS, RAPE VN REFERENCED
https://x.com/shiravune/status/1847080931309560056

[Anonymous No.]

>3 nurses
JUST LIKE MY JAVS

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751168
Literally this

[Anonymous No.]

Need Fuwawa nursing handjob

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK FUWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

Are they going to do a live performance like Fubuki did with Patra for her ASMR shilling stream?
They could sing BAUdol and have Patra play the guitar part

[Anonymous No.]

The 800k yen was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751264
kek oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

This is so fucking kinoeh

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa please for the love of god stop shaking them I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751280
What about...

[Anonymous No.]

we're bankrupt, ruffians

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751263
Nurse Patra riding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751289
Am I weird for not wanting it to be baudol? I wanna hear them sing something else with her.

[Anonymous No.]

where's the singing and dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751319
Its certainly a fever dream kek

[Anonymous No.]

I know you're here green parakeet, put me in the video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751362
NAU

[Anonymous No.]

patra wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751362
BAU BAU NAU

[Anonymous No.]

KINOEH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

SONGBROS WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit lmfao
The fucking learning japanese song
They are absolutely here

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONONO JPSCHIZOS THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF YOU

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO LEARN JAPANESE RUFFIANS
REPS ARE NO LONGER OPTIONAL

[Anonymous No.]

Patra's thighs are not thick enough

[Anonymous No.]

EOPS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LEARN JAPANESE YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751383
Damn it

[Anonymous No.]

CAN THEY MAKE IT ANY CLEARER???
DO YOUR REPS

[Anonymous No.]

The La Li Lu Le Lo!?

[Anonymous No.]

Has there ever been a better day to be an age-regression chad?

[Anonymous No.]

>Do your reps song
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

DO YOUR REPS

[Anonymous No.]

LEARN JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

this is a little on the nose

[Anonymous No.]

Are Patra's tits bigger than Fuwawa's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751334
Fuck you Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT DO MY REPS

[Anonymous No.]

EOPbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>Mococo: "Let's do our best to learn Japanese today!"

[Anonymous No.]

JP Schizos getting called out on stage.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah i don't like this...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to the ear thing?

[Anonymous No.]

LEARN JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that "Okaeri" from Fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

KILL YOURSELVES JPSCHIZOS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751440
>>87751441
Post the bitch soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751447
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cute kino

[Anonymous No.]

Erenschizo... don't listen...

[Anonymous No.]

it's over for EOP
JPchads won again

[Anonymous No.]

Is Patra always this lewd?
I thought she's just a seiso Japanese onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

WEEBFIANS WON

[Anonymous No.]

I cant speak Japanese, so telling me to do my reps in Japanese wont work heh I have outsmarted you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751469
kek

[Anonymous No.]

the best time to start your reps was their debut
the second best time is now

[Anonymous No.]

So this is why they told EN ruffians to tune in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751486
Would he even know what's happening lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751451

[Anonymous No.]

>kill yourself EOP
>learn Japanese or leave
The fact they chose this song of everything. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495
she is like an ojisan in the body of a hag

[Anonymous No.]

Guys calm down ffs

[Anonymous No.]

I love them so much
This is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>avatarfags and shitposters btfo
beautiful day

[Anonymous No.]

Y-You too

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751519
>the best time to start your reps was their debut
Nah, the best time to start is always the same:
NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751416
The Japanese are a conquered race, they are lucky we didn't sink their shitty little island into the sea. I will never learn their dying language. BAU BAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495
she's not seiso at all kek
her asmr is, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751560
>posts an avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>lyrics mean a lot to us
>LEARN JAPANESE
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

for every 50 chat messages 49 are japanese
we've been successfully replaced

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE BREASTFEED ME PATRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495
She's as seiso as FWMC. Take that as you will

[Anonymous No.]

they hate English

[Anonymous No.]

GOD PATRA IS SO CHONKY(erotic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495
Her content isn't lewd, but she is, it's a really fun contrast

[Anonymous No.]

>lyrics are always the most important part of our song selections
>TIME TO LEARN JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751519
>>87751582
this is true for most anything you want to do really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751583
fwmc don't date people who can't read sayonara wo oshiete

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751447
They should press them together(on my dick) so I can tell for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751595
smartest ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751610
Its not FWMC's fault if En ruffians are less chatty

[Anonymous No.]

You guys should cheer for the Dodgers who are on the verge of defeat instead of learning Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495

[Anonymous No.]

Do your jp reps

[Anonymous No.]

Wow how has it been an hour already

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751629
tweet your thoughts in full jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751641
>lyrics are always the most important part of our song selections
Not always, otherwise that would mean FUWAMOCO have SEX WITH EACHOTHER and i dont think thays true wuffian....

[Anonymous No.]

>Mococo: It's not gonna be that much change
>Fuwawa: Yeah... We'd just want to be able to do a stream in Japanese *occasionally*
>Mococo: Yeah
>Fuwawa: And the Golden Week... Is a sp-
>Mococo: It's gonna be-
>Fuwawa: one time a year! So...
>Mococo: a bit surprising!
>Mococo: So please don't worry, okay?
>Mococo: Like I said, our main language is always gonna be English. We wanna-
>Fuwawa: We are HoloEN, we want to [unintelligible] strong!
>Mococo: but even beyond that! Beyond that! We are most comfortable in English!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7AwGGP4oNOw?t=14291s

>(Explaining what the Golden Week is)
>Mococo: So... We are gonna be streaming in Japanese a lot more for that week, okay?
>Fuwawa: But we'll do our regular streams when we can!
>Mococo: Yeah, okay?
>Fuwawa: Yeah
>Mococo: But it's *just* for Golden Week, okay?
>Fuwawa: It's *just* for Golden Week! Yeah, so...
>Mococo: Un!
>Fuwawa: Uhm
https://www.youtube.com/live/7AwGGP4oNOw?t=6967s

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751701
iie

[Anonymous No.]

fuwauwa... i'm pent up... take responsibility...

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be doing my reps. I will simply continue to absorb JP through streams alone as I have always done. I have no hatred for any language, I'm just lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>stutters over English
its actually over huh...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751682
I like the mets

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751465

[Anonymous No.]

They're so /here/ and they're fighting back

[Anonymous No.]

>the merch is the already released voice pack
They really did rush release it before to avoid their first ASMR being in English
>but also the English version
>learn Japanese
EOP KILL YOURSELF you are an afterthought to them and will be left behind

[Anonymous No.]

https://gofile.io/d/p2T6Jo

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751707
>FUWAMOCO have SEX WITH EACHOTHER
c'mon you know they have kissed at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751665
I'm sleeby

[Anonymous No.]

>oh... and ALSO the english version
thanks for thinking about us AFTER the JP fans

[Anonymous No.]

kek JPschizos got their asses blown out completely, love to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>that little bit of eigo
t-they love me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751734
Hit too close to home, didn't it ESL-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751495
She almost never acts really lewd herself.
She's more like an old otaku ojisan that sees the lewdness in everything herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751734
it was over the moment they revealed that they tried for holoJP but were rejected. we were just their way in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751731
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751744
Where's the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751742
Their first ASMR would have been in english, the first word of ASMR spoken was english by Mococo, it's just because of timezones, retard. They didn't want PST ruffians to miss out on the release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751744
thank you kindly

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751768
Erenschizos...it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751731
baused and same

[Anonymous No.]

>she can't even say English explanations anymore
holoJP by end of year officially. their mind and hearts are already there

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751744
where's the wallpaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751731
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

So when are we getting members only ASMR streams?

[Anonymous No.]

God I hope this is enough for Aeon to finally snap and fuck off for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751753
you are pretty pissed right? Just admit it kek, you are pretty angry right now lmao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>low effort clippers spamming even during a fucking 3D collab
pathetic but they'll be rewarded

[Anonymous No.]

>FUWAMOCO were drenched in sweat when they recorded the bonus voice.

[Anonymous No.]

Appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751744
where's the funny ai generated music
this is a scam

[Anonymous No.]

the wives are going places ruffians
strap in

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751742
how can it be an afterthought when its required? EN girls cannot have JP-only voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

truly the final nail in the coffin for EN Ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KSqBahjlTw

[Anonymous No.]

even the EN bonus was in Japanese though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751839
He was getting ignored for most of the thread, he's definitely seething.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

foobs cute

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wives for streaming in EU friendly hours. Thank you FUWAMOCO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i bet newissa's listened to Fuwawa's VP over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to distribute the ASMR download link for free btw, you don't need to bother buying if if you are not japanese, they don't wan't your money

[Anonymous No.]

Ok but why did they sing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751934
fubuki's into pet play

[Anonymous No.]

FREN LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
They love JPbulls, not ENcucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
You know why. Lyrics are important to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
They want you to learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
FWMC likes otaku on their wavelength
there are very few of these in both Japan and overseas but the ones overseas are certainly at least learning some Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
cause they like silly songs

[Anonymous No.]

MAYONAISE

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751939
She's too busy having a meltdown on twitter to listen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751736
No, being a Mets fan is a betrayal of fuwamoko.
Become a Dodgers fan immediately.
baubau

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
They are baused

[Anonymous No.]

SEX

[Anonymous No.]

MAYO DOG

[Anonymous No.]

Post wallpaper, I don't care about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751932
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
It's a fun song and learning Japanese is very important to them, their past, their present, and their future

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
honest answer? who knows kek
they've talked about how they value lyrics, but they've aslo said sometimes they just like songs disregarding the lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

where are the superchats? this is one of the two 3D streams they get this year and it gets less than donkey Kong country 2...

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
retard

[Anonymous No.]

it would have taken them les than a minute to provide translation to those senpai comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752040

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752053
Only real answer desu. Its a dumb song and theyve mentioned how theyre still learning JP(cause its a lifelong thing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
i like dkc2 better than asmr slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
People are spending their money buying the ASMR instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
they don't want to be in HoloEN anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
yeah i sure wonder why :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752083
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752081
That's a minute wasted when they only want Japanese fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
The Jap economy is in the shit and they don't supachat gaijins

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
it's a trash stream, asmr doesn't need to be in 3D, they should have done something that utilizes the 3D more, like dancing or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752081
If you cared about what JP Holos say you'd have learned Japanese by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>even the EN comment is in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>newissa
I FUCKING KNEW IT KEK

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

TOP RUFFIAN ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752083
250kb
Wow what a scam they really hate their fans

[Anonymous No.]

>holoEN
>japanese translation is still above the original english review
literally can't make this up

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Ruffians, he was their oniichan first.

[Anonymous No.]

is that ENGLISH on the screen?

[Anonymous No.]

A drop of water in a desert...

[Anonymous No.]

>translate Nerissa's into JP
>don't translate Fubuki and Koyori into EN

[Anonymous No.]

Of rucking course she made a review KEK White woman LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751959
Japanese is important to them. If you care about them, you're at the very least ok with them using japanese. Otherwise you only care about attention. It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>japanese member comment: text only in japanese
>english member comment: text in japanese and english

the priority is clear

[Anonymous No.]

JPSCHIZOS ELIMINATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752192
i really think this settles it

[Anonymous No.]

Patra's tits are so fucking FAT

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is the Lui and Polka review

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752192
Its a JP stream retard.

[Anonymous No.]

mommys and mococo

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752166
They didn't even feel like translating the JP reviews to english on screen for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752192
they really don't give a fuck about EN fans

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752085
They have, yeah. They are pretty consistent about saying that they are still learning even now

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752146

[Anonymous No.]

Well, that's another great piece of Hololive history made

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question, why do they hate us so much? What did English fans do to them to be scorned like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Sex/10 I love my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
more sex than i expected/10
PATO CHAN LOVE/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
10/10
cute dogs
cute patra
JP complainers ejected

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752246
everyone is still learning japanese. they never become fully literate because of how retarded their language is.

[Anonymous No.]

>16k peak
what went wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
KINO/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
thinly-disguised-patra-fucking/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752205
This.
Its been clear since day one that they are actual weebs, those who can't accept that for whatever reason shouldn't have gotten so invested in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752060
I know you're being a fag, but people bought the ASMR pack yesterday, some of them bought both. Add in that JOP will never give them money because they are mostly tourists who are just here for the show and then move on, and it's pretty easy to figure out.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIoyQJW93ZE
Will they upload the song separately, like Fubuki did?

[Anonymous No.]

Please please please let this make Aeon lose his shit and finally get him to fuck off, I won't complain about JP streams anymore if this happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>87751447
Around the same, but Patra's tits are less restricted and more open

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752264
>us
Most of us here know enough Japanese to watch a stream like this.
The only one hated are the self absorbed Americans that think learning a foreign language is beneath them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752264
>>87751786
nothing, they just don't care about us and never did. they had their aim set on worming their way into JP through us since the start. nothing will stand in the way of their dreams, as they've stated on stream many times

[Anonymous No.]

I'm now watching Lui's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Worth staying up for/10 The cumming ear though reminded me too much of Metaphor bosses

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Really cute and fun. Basically exists as an advertisement for the voice pack, but kino nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
9/10
only could have been better if they weren't sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
I think I'm gonna start learning japanese, thanks for showing me the way Fuwamoco.
I'm gonna have fun with Patra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752282
That's true.
It's a ridiculous language to learn complete fluency kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752264
EN is just their stepping stone

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Way way better than I thought it would be. Super fun and cute. I think them dropping the ASMR earlier today elimated my JPschizophrenia, so I was just having fun. Solid 8/10.
t. EOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
10/10
sex with Fuwawa
sex with Moco-chan
sex with Pato
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Patra 3D is way too sexy and she's actually a great senpai to them.
Fuwamocopato rabu

[Anonymous No.]

They should have been fondling Patra's tits when they were saying goodbye.
That would have been so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752333
or people just have lives and don't have time to learn a new language, which is why they're watching holoEN instead of holoJP? nah, couldn't be

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
11/10
Never been interested in ASMRs but this might convince me to actually pay for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752264
English fans are not being "scorned". They want their fans to be bilingual. They also told JOPs to learn English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
I never thought Patra is this sexy
I want to have 4P with three of them

[Anonymous No.]

I have decided I won't pirate the ASMR, but I may buy it for myself for my birthday. This was a very cute and lovely collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752383
You have time to shitpost here.
You have time to learn a new skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752099
>>87752315
Which is honestly much better for them because don't they get a lot more money from VP sales than they do SCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
I do not care for ASMR. But I got to look at my cute dog wives and there was a fun song performed so it was worth waking up for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752397
>They also told JOPs to learn English.
no they didn't lol. that would be seen as disrespectful to a japanese person and they'd never do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752406
happy birthday d*de

[Anonymous No.]

one of the 3D streams of all time
i sure enjoyed when they said ナチス・ドイツは、正式にはドイツ帝国、後に大ドイツ帝国として知られ、1933 年から 1945 年までのドイツ国家であり、アドルフ・ヒトラーとナチス党が国を支配し、全体主義独裁国家に変貌させました。 「第三帝国」または「第三帝国」を意味する第三帝国とは、ナチス・ドイツがそれ以前の
and then
1933年1月30日にヒトラーがワイマール共和国のパウル・フォン・ヒンデンブルク大統領によってドイツ首相に任命された後、ナチス党は政治的反対派を排除し権力を強化し始めた。

i love japanese cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
Only watched because my indie sexy mommy Patra was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752433
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752416
not everyone has 500 IQ like you and can teach themselves an entire language in the time it takes to write up a one sentence post

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752264
Just stop paying. Seriously, if you're this salty about the amount of JP stuff they do, just don't send SC, skip the streams you don't want to watch, and stop buying merch. Take the casual pill and expect nothing from them, move on.

[Anonymous No.]

What was the point of wasting a rare 3D studio timeslot on this shit? the voice pack was enough. This greedy whore leech didn't need to be a part of their 3D. They barely sang and studio means nothing for 3D for God's sake. I'm so disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/markchen565/status/1847596523116519605
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

Roboco talking about FuwaMoco

[Anonymous No.]

It's still below Biboo's 3D debut tbqhdesu

[Anonymous No.]

EOPs, don't misunderstand for even a second; this is our win. This is a JP stream at JST, and they did the ASMR scenarios in JP *AND* English.
Don't let the antiEOP retards demoralize you, we won yesterday with the ASMR Voice Pack, and we win today with the EOP friendly ASMR scenarios in a stream that didn't need to be EOP friendly. They did this for US.

>"but they sang a song about learning JP!!"
Okay, and? I didn't understand the lyrics of the song, so the message was not for me. AND they also do JP learning streams for the JP tourist. There's nothing new here. It won't change anything, I'll still be here, and I'm more motivated than ever.

The fight still continues. Tomorrow they have the Animal Tower tournament, and I expect it to be in English like their last "tournament" streams (Mario Kart and Dorokei). Expect more posts soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752467
See
>>87752205
>>87752309

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
I despise ASMR but I liked seeing them have fun with Pato so I'm happy. Cute stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752473
they'll retweet it. this stream was solely for the JP and their favorite clippers to get more JP fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
Kys avatarfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
god i wish i was this good at gaslighting myself. it's almost like a superpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752467
You don't need to be smart to learn languages. example: SEA posters almost know english

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752472
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752309
I agree but they did it to themselves with all the FOTM streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752245
very nice. lots of enjoyable moments. Solid 8/10
now it'd be funny if Patra dragged them into Armored Core

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752433
>no they didn't lol
Watch streams. They say it all the time and have specifically said to learn "so you can join in on all the fun" to the JP fans. They also say it almost everytime a JP says he's learning Eigo for them. /hey've said it so much, I'm surprised it isnt used by antiJPschizos as a way of curing retard menhera.
Guess you have to actually speak a tiny bit of Japanese to know this tho

[Anonymous No.]

Take my hand and become Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752467
Fuwawa absolutely despises you anon. You should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Any JP speakers wanna translate Fubuki and Koyori's reviews? I won't be mad if you just respond with shit like "learn Japanese like FWMC wants you to" or whatever. Just thought I'd ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752187
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
Yeah clearly the message of a song about learning Japanese was for fluent Japanese speakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752473
none

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
>I didn't understand the lyrics of the song, so the message was not for me
ABSOLUTELY BAUSED

[Anonymous No.]

>only song was about learning Japanese
>no lifetime showtime
what did they mean by this? Did it have too much English to sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752557
Literally LITERALLY scroll up and READ NIGGA READ

[Anonymous No.]

EOPs deserve to be bullied.
They aren't Ruffians.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to confess that I found Patra's body far more erotic than Fuwawa's this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752547
saying it as a response to a jpniki saying they're trying to learn english to motivate him further is not the same as asking them to unprompted. please don't make these disingenuous posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752581
yes
>>87752589
no

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[SAD NEWS] They didn't tweet BAU BAU NAU for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752551
the irony of this post. she wouldn't want a person like you around

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752564
And the Kanji de Go streams where they don't ever try to include the EN ruffians are clearly also for the EN ruffians instead of being simple JP tourist bait, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752597
Literally watch streams, dumb EOP. They want the JP fans to learn eigo as well. Sorry this doesn't fit your narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752596
As you should anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752627
#helpfwmc

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752551
FWMC would unironically hate someone like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752635
>erm they literally do this ALL THE TIME
>can't post a single clip or timestamp of it happening
yes, convincing stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752635
they only day that because they want more JP fans in every stream. They'd be happiest if their entire chat at all times was in Japanese and they could stop speaking English entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752564
Are you sisters really gonna start latching onto their silly song choices now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752634
Nobody knows kanji, not even the Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752655
Not as much as Fuwawa hates EOPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
>I didn't understand the lyrics of the song, so the message was not for me
based and same, and that's assuming there even was a message

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... I'm tuning into the VOD now since I missed the first 40 some minutes... holy shit....

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752659
>silly song choices
sister watch streams. Of all things they've always said song choice and lyrics always have meaning to them. They intentionally picked this song and this song only when they had a clear easy choice of the extended LTST. It was to send a message

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752658
>wants JP fans to learn eigo so they can enjoy every stream
>wants EN fans to learn nihongo so they can enjoy every stream
ya proved my whole argument hehe.

[Anonymous No.]

i think im gonna oshihen to calli at least she doesnt tell me to learn jap even though she lives there

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752467
Don't lie to us
Your posts already reach 6 digits a long time ago and that's more than enough time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752673
thankfully i'm not EOP, i also speak swedish and german. checkmate, retard

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Patra's skirt so short at the front i already fap two times

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752657
they never encourage EOPs to learn Japanese directly either, it's always when they say they're learning

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752684
You're in for a ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752703
>Of all things they've always said song choice and lyrics always have meaning to them.
Objectively incorrect since they've outright chosen dozens of songs that dont actually mean anything to them, but are just silly fun songs lmao.
I can tell you havent watched a single RnR party nice try thi

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752596
I dont even like big titty vtubers but there is something about Patra that makes me want to bury my face in there.

[Anonymous No.]

will the post stream tweet be in English or Japanese? This will decide if today is my final day as a Ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna oshihen to Patra as her RM is hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752703
They say lyrics matter to them, not every single song choice, threadreader-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752282
Even Japanese don't know their own language.
Then again, English is also a ridiculous language and most native speakers don't know it well either.
Maybe we aren't so different after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752796
Wait, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752805
English has so many rules that it breaks countless times. For every grammatical rule, there are dozens upon dozens of exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752709
>>87752796
do it and don't come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
>It won't change anything, I'll still be here, and I'm more motivated than ever.
BAU BAUSED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>all those "real ruffians" that are definitely going to leave this time
>really really
it's all so tiresome. sister tactics are completely ineffective but that's the only ammo they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752800
and the lyrics told EOP to learn Japanese. faggot. Are you denying they want all their fans to know JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752790
Japanese you retard. This was a JP bait stream that they cooked up because they had no idea how many subs they'd have and could never have predicted their jump from GTA.

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>>87752491
Mococo did but it was an afterthought for Fuwawa once again
I'm tired

[Anonymous No.]

Patra raped me multiple times today while FWMC simply watched.
Never trust hags bros, they only want your body...

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/Patra_HNST/status/1847600365526773982

[Anonymous No.]

FWMC are participating separately on the Animal Battle tournament btw

[Anonymous No.]

The real ruffians are busy listening to the pack that's why this thread is so shit btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752880
Still going with the insane cope I see

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>>87752861
>he cant spot the samefag threadshitter after an entire year
No one is going to "leave," retard. It's one guy samefagging like he always does. I'm shocked you can't see it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't translate Fubuki and Koyori's review to English
yeah, EN fans need to learn Japanese
>translated Nerissa's review to Japanese
nah, JOP is fine, no need to learn English to watch our stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752703
>lyrics always have meaning to them
They sang All The Things She Said...

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>>87752245
Mommy Patra/10

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>>87752902
>on opposite sides of the bracket
FUWAWA MOCOCO GRAND FINALS

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>>87752897
>belly button window
patra's outfit is too sexual

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>>87752897
Holy Patras

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#FUWAMOCO #フワモコパ3D
That was so much fun, you two! Thanks so much for the collab, and letting us here those scripts in EN, too! It was really really nice to see you two having so much fun with Patra, and you're always so cute to see you in 3D too!
BAU BAU

#FUWAMOCO #フワモコのいる日常
Honestly, I've heard a few ASMRs before, and they were a cool idea, but I've never really felt like they did something to me
Listening to yours though, it really did feel special and the fact that it could calm a raging heart like mine is so amazing!
I enjoyed this VP so so much, and you two did so well!
Thank you, FUWAMOCO! Thank you, Patra!
If you two ever do make any more, I'd absolutely love to do this again!
And I'll definitely listen to these when I've had a tough day, they were so relaxing.
This was absolutely worth everything!
Thank you so much!
Love you, you two
BAU BAU

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>>87752925
Stop noticing things

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>>87752861
It's funny to see sisters having meltdowns while we're just enjoying ASMR right now

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>>87752245
SEX/10 The nervousness during the FWMC ASMR segments were great. Patra's fucking good and her tits are amazing. Camerawork just focusing on them when it needed to. Overall fun stream. I want to fuck all three of them in 4P sex. Holy shit.

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>>87752871
All I know is you'll move the goalposts every single second because you're mad you lost the argument.
Watch stweams pwease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752897
JESAS HER TITS ARE AS BIG AS THEIR HEADS

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>>87752959
They could never understand the pleasures of being a cuck

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I'd say it's been a fun journey but almost every day since the move has been torture of gaslighting me into thinking this was all temporary and they'd be back to loving EN fans. I see clearly now.

[Anonymous No.]

WE WON, EOPs!!
LET US CELEBRATE BY BATHING IN THE BLOOD AND TEARS OF THE ANTI EOP!

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well that was a fun night, good bye schizos

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5F8FkyY2GM
Pato is stealing all the Ruffians.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>87750888
Best view of any holomem tits ever seen in Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

I have to wake up in 4 hours...
gn ruffians

[Anonymous No.]

>>87752905
Oh yeah that reminds me I have to start the 20 min ear cleaning ASMR. I didnt even start it yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753045
Patra was calling her fans "wanko-chan" before even Myth debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753047
Who OK'd that camera angle?

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>>87753078
g'night !

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>>87753014
So you'll finally leave now, right?

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>>87752902
I know, I'm just not really that interested in it tbdesu. I lost interest in big collabs a while ago. GTA was a nice send-off for me when it comes to watching BIG EVENT streams, so I sit dis wun out mon

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>>87752491
>I didn't understand the lyrics of the song, so the message was not for me
BAUSED. I didn't even know what that song was about until coming here after the stream.

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>>87752871
>and the lyrics told EOP to learn Japanese
Nope. EOPs didn't understand the lyrics so the song is clearly meant for rep-doers and JP kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753149
Why did you turn Jamaican at the the end

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>>87753168
This. If it were meant for EOPs, they would have introduced the song in eigo.

[Anonymous No.]

They're so bad at ASMR but Holy shit this is peak GFE

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Patra's facial expressions are great kek

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>>87752245
10/10 fever dream but also SEEEEEEEEXXX, cute collab and I love how they get along with Pato.
No amount of samefagging off cooldown from sisters and shitposters will change this.

[Anonymous No.]

The ear cleaning is not worth the money

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>>87753097
Are the dogs her fans and the pink thing her mascot?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>87752491
>this is our win
>$45 VP

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>>87753228
Yup. I'd say that they're great at softly speaking and ear-blowing, with Fuwawa being slightly better(tho Mococo calling me a "good boy" was something else...).
i especially love how the whole big sister little sister thing was a roleplay IN the VP itself, with both of them outright saying as much in the ASMR itself. Its basically your twin wives roleplaying as your sisters while taking care of you after a hard days work.
Absolutely everything I wanted from their first real ASMR.

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>>87753321
And JOPs got it for free, they really are the ultimate cuck vtubers

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>>87752857
Even outside of grammar, it doesn't help that current-day English speakers can't use words correctly and end up muddling the actual meanings of words.
We don't get meanings changing over the course of decades or centuries, now we have people parroting terms like "gaslighting", vomiting it out in discourse and they use the term incorrectly 99% of the time.

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>>87753321
45 dollars is literally nothing at all anon? That's basically pennies to anyone who actually has a job. I spend 3 times that much on groceries every single week

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>>87752902
>fuwawa vs fbk
It’s already over

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>>87753228
That's the best part about it. Their shaky voice being nervous was making me want to marry them even more.

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>>87753188
He's a sentient cinnamon stick

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>>87752805
it's not really the same. there's a reason manga is the preferred medium of choice in japan even among adults and why they use those silly cute little mascots to convey important information. they literally can't read their own language, it's not the same as just not knowing a word in a western language that you can usually understand through context clues anyway. japanese people in current year do not read classic japanese literature because they literally can't read it at all. kanji massively fucked them over

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>>87752902
but will they speak English though?

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>>87753384
>I spend 3 times that much on groceries every single week
God damn you're awful with money

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>>87753384
Brother I love them too but you are coping. It’s not about the price, it’s about having to pay for it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753237
SMUG FUCK

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>>87753374
>English grammar rules
>breaks those rules countless times with no real explanation
>spoken English has UNWRITTEN rules that change based on location(canada, england, america which further divides into ststes)
It's all so tiresome...

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>>87753237
My sticky cum between her fingers

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>>87753384
You have to understand $45 is a lot to these brown third worlders.

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>>87753463
i spend ten times that much for them to send blank SCs where they only read my name. if they did a live ASMR, i would have dropped a max superchat. This was cheaper, and I actually feel like I need to send them more cause $45 was way too cheap for this. It's worth at least $200 in my opinion.

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>>87753531
>>87753561
You niggas are brainrotted

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>>87753321
I'm not a seething poorfag like all those people in the thread a few hours ago literally BEGGING others to post the JP version of the ASMR.
We won, and they'll do a EN ASMR for the Doggy Pack one day, just like they promised.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1847605216298095039

[Anonymous No.]

Ever notice how larping pigs are full of themselves? Very accurate larp

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>>87753228
They literally went in my bed

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>>87753561
Let's not get too carried away here, the ear cleaning ASMR knocked it down a few points IMO. $45 is a lot for this but I bought it immediately so they do more in the future.

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>>87753593
Uh oh the SEAster is having a melty.

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>>87753148
KEK baused

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753078
gn ruffian
>>87753237
It's sooo good kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753603
>>87753608
草

[Anonymous No.]

>>87753655
That was me, sorry. I couldn't handle their sexy ASMR voices

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>>87753638
The ear cleaning was great, what is this nonsense? There's a lot more than just ear cleaning on that audio, they did a whole hamu hamu section and people are shitting on it? Stop listening to things while refreshing the thread.

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>>87753638
They weren't very good at that and they barely spoke during it.