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you may not like hearing the truth, but this is what a REAL vtuber watcher should be like:
>replies to bait and shitty rrats 24/7
>never watches anyone that doesnt get quad digit views
>never seen an indie ever
>male vtubers might as well not exist
>cannot watch a vtuber unless she has never interacted with a man ever in her entire life other than her father
>tribalfags 24/7, absolutely hates nijisanji or hololive
>stalks roommate accounts and drops girls as soon as they do something slightly wrong on them

>> No.8744948

>>8744882
Apart from the last line, based

>> No.8744997

>>8744882
>fucks your oshi on a daily basis

>> No.8745014

>>8744882
Honestly I like where you went with this but I think it's too complicated. I'll simplify it for you.
>watches Pekora

>> No.8745022

>>8744882
You forgot the most important part
>Has paid exactly zero dollars on any chubba and yet manages to watch any member stream and live of his choosing.

>> No.8745163

>>8744882
>never interacted with a man ever in her entire life other than her father
What if she is into incest? Chuuba should never see a man to a point where she doubts they even exists.

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>>8744882
>what a REAL vtuber watcher should be like
I BACKSEAT VTUBERS BECAUSE IT'S FUN.

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>>8744882
>I exclusively watch clips and highlights of the best streaming moments. Sushi vtuber clips is my favourite clipper. And I'm not even ashamed in admitting it.

>> No.8746299
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>ENTER Vtuber waiting room
>1minute till stream starts
>Type in Chat:
> "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!"
>Close chat
>Leave stream

>> No.8746319

I only watch vtubers who have daddy issues

>> No.8746320
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8746320

>I don't watch streams, but I DO complain about them.

>> No.8746360

Don't you know most girls are into men that remind them of their dad? That's why I only date girls who have daddy issues and hate their dad

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> I am a humble RRAT poster. I spread rrats far and wide to ruin your favorite Vchuubas reputation. Miko raped Pekora, Ayame is a whore, and Gura is Reddit Shark. You're welcome. Thank you.

>> No.8746500

>>8746360
What if the girl didn't have a father figure, does she get attracted to dudes who remind her of her mom?

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>there's male vtubers??

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8746869

>I only watch Seiso christian vtubers. Sora is the gold standard. And I love her gospel karaoke streams

>> No.8747763

>>8744882
See boat
>Ahoy
See Ocean
>Ahoy
See Marine
>Ahoy
See OP thread
>Ahoy faggot

>> No.8747844

>>8746500
This type of women usually sticks with over-protective men

>> No.8747924

>>8746360
Sounds like some Freud shit

>> No.8748057
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>ENTER Watame stream
>It's depressing and she starts crying
>Leave

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>>8744882
>doesn't even watch chuubas

>> No.8748159

>>8744882
>replies to bait and shitty rrats 24/7
>never watches anyone that doesnt get quad digit views
>never seen an indie ever
>male vtubers might as well not exist
>cannot watch a vtuber unless she has never interacted with a man ever in her entire life other than her father
Based
>tribalfags 24/7, absolutely hates nijisanji or hololive
Based if only hates NijiEN, NijiJP is based

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8748267

>>8744882
>watches both niji and holo
>shits on them both in separate posts while samefagging and replying to his own baits

>> No.8748286

>>8744882
oh, it's one of those "chad" thread again

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8748435

>oh, it's one of those "chad" thread again

>> No.8748465

>>8748435
>Not a wojack
>Not even the (you)
Good job anon

>> No.8748650
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8748650

>aah yes I'll have the Girlfriend Experience deluxe with extra emotional support. And hold the "akasupa arigatou" please.

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>uploads "Watame Crying Compilation [VERY SAD]"

>> No.8757446

>>8748465
>using reddit man
No

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>open stream
>it's minecraft
>zombie appears
>IT'S OLLIE

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>Only watches live streams when it's a Graduation stream.
>Clips are enough to scratch my anime girl cuteness moe itch

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>>8744882
Honestly?
Based

>> No.8766390

>>8745014
You got a problem with me anon?

>> No.8767460
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8767460

ASMR streams only.

>> No.8767618

>>8744882
>never watches anyone that doesnt get quad digit views
>tribalfags 24/7, absolutely hates nijisanji or hololive
So you watch vshojo?

>> No.8767776
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>I only jerk off to cunny versions of vtubers

>> No.8767858

>>8746299
I have actually done this before.

>> No.8774598

>open gura stream
>enjoy cunny content
>send heartfelt yellow supa asking her to say your name
>immediately swept away by the speed of chat
>get upset that she didnt read it and send several messages reminding her to read it with a side of suicidal note
>everyone ignores everything in chat
>go to /vt/ and make a baitpost criticizing gura

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>>8774598
based schizo chumkeks writing an entire poem through supas

>> No.8781321

>>8767460
Hey that's me

>> No.8784980

>>8744882
Only replies to rrats? Never starts them? Sounds weak to me

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