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>> No.87203487
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.87203514
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>>87203463

>> No.87203559
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>> No.87203607
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>>87201604
sounds lovely, messy and delicious

>> No.87203609
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Day 10! Give it up for day 10!

>> No.87203710
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Gura is my tradwife

>> No.87203716
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I decided on playing ace combat 3 last. Apparently thats last chronologically

>> No.87203895
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>> No.87203965
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MY wife

>> No.87204461
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Hey chumbuds, would gura play s.t.a.l.k.e.r?

>> No.87204588

>>87203559
>*Le touché*

>> No.87204850

>>87203609
I told you many times to fucking go back

>> No.87204876
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>>87204461
Dangerous antis, deadly homos, anarchists and bandits none of them will stop chumbuds on its triumphant march towards saving humanity.

>> No.87204877

>>87204461
Idk it honestly looks like a game she could be interested (could argue it's got Rust like vibes). The OG trilogy is coming out on the switch so you could try pitching it to her

>> No.87205188

>>87204461
It's got a lot of memes so Gura might be convinced to play it once and never again.

>> No.87205288
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87205288

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.87205506

stream

>> No.87205567

>>87204461
I hope not. Unmodded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is dog water.

>> No.87205804

>>87203716
You're really fucking dumb. Only idiot normalfags play games in any order other than release order.

>> No.87206171
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>>87205804
I'm sorry chumbie. Apparently ac4 was sorta like a reboot and I wanted to play that first.

>> No.87206401
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>>87205288
samen

>> No.87207300
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87207300

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>> No.87207304

>>87204461
probably not, but I'd love to see it

>> No.87207336

>>87204876
Im playing on duty in clear skies, only thing is that every time i hit someone on master difficulty THEY EAT ALL MUH LEAD

>> No.87207950
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i tried stalker gamma (you don't need the game for it btw, its free). it took me half an hour to find some stupid bolts on the ground by a tree, which is the first thing you do in the mod.

>> No.87208150

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.87208235

>>87207950
oh yeah I wanted to play Gamma but forgot about it, good to know that I don't have to install the games, it's like an even bigger version of Anomaly, right?

>> No.87208873

>>87208235
it's a big mod pack for anomaly that makes it feel more like a survival game and like you have to earn your gear.

>> No.87209439

>>87206171
It's okay. I was in a bad mood and shouldn't have called you dumb, especially since I've never even played Ace Combat.

>> No.87209486

Gura is so smelly right now.

>> No.87209568

>>87208873
but is there still the main quest?

>> No.87209800

Bijou is moving to Japan.

>> No.87209925

>>87209800
wrong thread?

>> No.87209954
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>>87209568
yup you can still do the main quest but i think you need to be in the right faction(s)?

>> No.87209970

>>87209800
wow, what a retard

>> No.87210065
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I started overthinking and ended up wondering, what would even happen in a worst case scenario? How would they tell us that something happened to Gura? Would they have to settle some sort of legal matters before announcing it? Would they even actually tell us, or just give some sort of vague statement about her no longer being with Hololive? Man, I don't want to think about that, but my overactive mind likes to torture me, I guess.

>> No.87210066

>>87209800
Didn't FWMC move there too? When Gura said she and Ame considered moving in together I wonder if they were talking about moving in together in Japan.

>> No.87210187

>>87210065
it's a hurricane in florida anon
not a typhoon in SEA. this is routine for floridians

>> No.87210327

>>87210187
I know, I'm actually overall less worried today than I was yesterday, but I still ended up wondering what would hypothetically even happen.

>> No.87210540 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.87210591
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.87210754

>>87209954
so you can lock yourself out of it? by joining bandits, monolith or something I assume?

>> No.87211018

>>87209925
I suppose, sort of. Gura once said she was thinking about doing it too, but then decided against it. I wonder if she'll end up changing her mind if more of EN ends up following suit, or if too much of her "personal life" became entrenched in the US for her to ever consider it now.

>> No.87211158

>>87211018
I don't think Gura ever actually said she changed her mind, she just never brought it up again after mentioning she was seriously considering it a while ago. You can certainly conclude she must have decided not to, but as far I know she hasn't directly said that.

>> No.87211258
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>>87210754
yup. i never tried it myself though
>>87211018
i don't think gura would want to be far from her parents since it seems like they still help her out running errands and driving her around. her parents aren't going uproot themselves to japan

>> No.87211298

>>87210066
Yeah.
Mori, IRyS, and Raora moved to Japan before they joined hololive. Kiara was there too, but she moved back.
For the ones that moved after they joined, it's Bae, FUWAMOCO, Zeta, and now Bijou.
Also, Ina is strongly considering it and leaning towards moving there some time in the future.

>> No.87211339

Why are you replying to him again? Do you guys never learn?

>> No.87211450
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>>87211339
who?

>> No.87211462

>>87210065
>what is the worst case scenario?
>>87128472
>>87129993

>> No.87211507

>>87211339
I'm not here every day, so I don't keep track of every schizo and shitposter. I like to give posters the benefit of the doubt, unless it's particularly obvious they're trying to shit things up. I don't see any harm in talking about how Gura was thinking about moving to Japan at one time.

>> No.87211547
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>>87209439
Its alright chumbie, I also usually do release order but starting with 4 seems ok with ace combat.

>> No.87211589

>>87211462
That's not what I was asking about, stop reposting your weird depressing fanfic.

>> No.87211626
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>>87211298
Living in japan sounds like shit. I feel like people should stick to their own countries

>> No.87211638
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>>87211339
Uh-oh, somebody's dumb and gwumpy!

>> No.87211807

>>87211638
Yeah, you for not recognizing him.

>> No.87211973

>>87211507
The fact that he put personal life in quotation marks should tell you everything, he loves doing that. Also anyone who calls Biboo Bijou is either a shitposter or a newfag

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>> No.87212062

I think it would be amazing for the EN girls to all live in the same city, and I'd like it if Gura moved to Japan, but I wouldn't be able to stop myself from feeling a bit more lonely and disconnected from her if my nights were her mornings and my mornings were her nights.
But I suppose it wouldn't matter anymore, since it'd be difficult to feel any more distant to her than I already do nowadays.

>> No.87212109

>>87211973
>Also anyone who calls Biboo Bijou is either a shitposter or a newfag
Or just not a pebble. I don't really have any connection to her, so why would I call her by her nickname?

>> No.87212127

>>87209800
Right thread king

>> No.87212134

>>87211973
Ah, I see. I didn't even really register what that meant until now. It always comes back to cuckposting, huh?

>> No.87212193

>>87212109
Like I said, newfag

>> No.87212207

>>87212134
Anon. This is going to be hard to believe, but you're replying to a schizo right now.

>> No.87212222
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what do shitposters eat for dinner?

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>>87212193
>if you don't watch bijou, you're a newfag
???
Do YOU know which thread this is?

>> No.87212309

>>87212134
that way lies madness, I don't assume it's cuckposting until the actual cuckposting starts, because it always starts
I thought he meant "personal life" as in whatever the fuck has been going on between whatever health thing it is she won't talk about and actual personal stuff she won't talk about

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>>87212062
Its kind of scummy that the girls have to move to japan to make things easier for them. I respect gura more for not moving.

>> No.87212317

>>87212062
>Gura living in Japan
Die

>> No.87212341
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>> No.87212394

>>87212316
It's not so much to make things easier, rather that it opens new opportunities because you don't have to fly there all the time.

>> No.87212469
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>>87212394
I can't imagine gura moving to japan. Seems like it would be really lonely

>> No.87212495

>>87209800
Wonder if Cover will fuck up her visa too, that would be funny.

>> No.87212656

>>87212495
Probably not, since Ina's was a temporary working visa, whereas bijou's will be a resident working visa like Mori, Bae, and FUWAMOCO.

>> No.87212774

>>87212469
Well, she's told us she doesn't have friends. And she said it outright during the Family Feud collab.
I don't think they'd allow her to bring Chubie though...

>> No.87212812
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>>87212774
I mean I probably wouldn't move in her situation either. Fuck that

>> No.87212846

Oh wait. Mori has pets. So maybe they would allow him?
Except they definitely wouldn't allow Chubie to be an outdoor cat.

>> No.87212883

Chumbies! Can I please get some gura big brain pics?

>> No.87212917

>>87212812
If I didn't have anything connecting me here, then I think I would. It sounds fun and exciting to me.

>> No.87213037
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>>87212883
no you can't

>> No.87213206

I wish Casino would draw Gura.
https://litter.catbox.moe/oy3y67.PNG

>> No.87213515

>>87213206
Here's a more permanent one since that one is litter.
https://files.catbox.moe/h8be8z.png

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>>87210591

>> No.87213696

do people here even have distorted gura pics saved

>> No.87213740
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>>87212883
Sure

>> No.87213782

>>87213206
>>87213515
Gura looks funny in these

>> No.87213792

Random youtube recommendation with Goob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1PT9jl_wjc

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hooja

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>> No.87213860

>>87213740
>>87213829
>>87213853
thank you chumbies

>> No.87213921
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>> No.87213942
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>>87213921
Oyasame

>> No.87213945

>>87213921
sleep tight buddy

>> No.87213960
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>>87213921
goob morning

>> No.87214004
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almost back from my vacation
never reading the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.87214030
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>>87213921
goobnight
i love gura

>> No.87214049

>>87213206
>>87213515
That's a big PNG. But yeah, it would nice to have a Gura image in this style.

>> No.87214056

>>87214004
where's your vacation at

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Chumbuds will deny that gura would want this to happen

>> No.87214150

>>87214124
Nah, she definitely would. It's Gura that would deny wanting it.

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>> No.87214386

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz to reduce our horny levels!

>> No.87214412
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Gura is a slut

>> No.87214550 [SPOILER] 
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>>87214150
Then she'd pull off this stunt behind closed doors

>> No.87215299

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.87215326

>>87214412
probably.

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>>87215299
ye

>> No.87216064

It's now 55%.

>> No.87216210

i had too much energy drink

>> No.87216999
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>>87216210
Which energy drink did you drink ( also drink a lot of water too)? I think goobs deepthroats monster energy drinks

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>> No.87217424
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>>87213667
La basé

>> No.87217460
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For King and Cunny!

>> No.87217531

>>87216999
I like the ultra paradise

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>>87210540
SNIFFFFF

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I need to sexually bully and ryona this little whore T u T

>> No.87218837

Did the math and you would only need to ejaculate 700 - 1400 times to gura to lose a gallon like that meme says. Easily achievable

>> No.87218865

>>87218837
I goom 2-5 times a day. Not bad, seems like I fill 3 gallons a year.

>> No.87219016

>>87218865
Don't you ejaculate less if you do it multiple times per day?

>> No.87219108

>>87219016
Usually my first 3 are pretty loaded.

>> No.87219362

>>87218837
Cool, most chumbuds have done it. We could drown her.

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>>87218837
Oh wow. I thought it must just be humorous exaggeration, but doing some guestimation I figured out I goom around 5000 times in a year. Most of those times have been to Gura in the last 4 years, so I have literally lost gallons to Gura. Damn. I'd love to hear Gura's reaction to this information.

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>>87216999
>I think goobs deepthroats monster energy drinks
ye
My daughterwife can be such a mess of a womanchild, but I still love her more than anything and I will always support her.

>> No.87220070

>>87219956
Man... remember when she actually talked to us and tried to make us laugh?

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>>87220070
Man... remember when you used to still have your balls?

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>> No.87220111

>>87219737
>5000 per year
Anon, you aren't ejaculating 13 times per day.
You need a doctor, specifically a psychiatrist. Because you're delusional.

>> No.87220116

No (You)ing

>> No.87220141

>>87220101
Only a real man would miss the woman he loves. It seems you're the one without gonads, my friend.

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>>87220111
Oh, I guess I messed up my math along the way. I average around 2 times a day. So 672 is the right answer. x4 is 2688, so I was still technically right.

>> No.87220196

>>87220141
A real man wouldn't be okay with sharing his woman with thousands of others.

>> No.87220210

>>87220070
She still does that. Please don't start this routine again.

>> No.87220236

>>87220210
It's funnier than that. Back then she was never chatting and she didn't intend to send that message at all.

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>>87220180
Or 730 if I do it by 365 days, actually. So 2920. As you can see, I'm as good at math as my oshi.

>> No.87220254

>>87220210
Not anywhere near the amount she used to.
She's streamed an average of about once every 10 days for the last 18 months.

>> No.87220335

>>87220196
Gura is an idol and that means she has made an oath to her fans. She doesn't belong to anyone.

>> No.87220368
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Why does it get way too cold for too long before the heater turns on and way way too hot before the heater shuts off.
It's impossible to find a sweet spot with the thermostat and I constantly get out of bed in the middle of the night either shivering or sweating to adjust it.

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>>87220335
Untrue, Gura is a cum bucket who owes me an insurmountable amount of sex T u T

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>>87219956
>>87220236
Makes me wonder how often she's typed out silly, weird messages she's never sent...

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>>87220380
With how she overthinks these things, she's definitely done it a gorillion times.

>> No.87220523

>>87220380
She's much better about sending them these days.

>> No.87220556
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I put a paper towel down in the sink to let the two cockroaches trapped in there climb up. If they're still in the sink by the time I return, their lives are forfeit.

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>>87220556

>> No.87220583

>>87220523
You would never know that.
Also, when's the last time she's sent messages that long? All her messages nowadays are at most 10 words long, but they're usually just 1 to 4.

>> No.87220604

>>87220556
That's really gross. Seeing a single roach means you're infested.
I've never seen a single one.

>> No.87220655

>>87220604
The roaches are my friends. My home is their home, and they're no grosser than I am.

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>> No.87221510

>>87221174
My onaholes...

>> No.87221825
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My daughterwife is so cute and smart.

>> No.87221942
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>>87221825
A child

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I just had a random memory of when I almost accidently drowned myself when I was a kid.
Please teach the little kids that if you exhale all of the air from your body to dive deeper, it's a lot harder to come back up.
I was a dumb little boy getting too confident in my swimming ability and it started with me challenging myself "I bet I can touch the bottom of this pool" Kids can be so dumb...

>> No.87223258
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goob morning
i love gura
>>87222784
i almost drowned while body boarding as a kid

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>> No.87223540

>>87220583
She is usually active in member streams prechat. In her last member stream, she sent more than 80 comments in chat.

>> No.87223683

>>87223540
Why are you replying to it?

>> No.87224385

>>87223258
>i almost drowned while body boarding as a kid
You almost drowned too?
Humans need to stay away from water and I don't think we're properly teaching just how dangerous it can be.
I remember working at a convenience store a while ago now and some 12-14 year olds that frequented it came in and asked me if they've seen their friend that they haven't seen since he jumped off of a bridge into a river they where all playing at, he jumped in and never came back up.
I knew who they were talking about, I usually saw them together, but the other was gone.
All I could say is that I haven't seen him here, they were so desperate to find their friend and couldn't admit that he had drowned.

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>> No.87225722

>>87220523
>these days
She was back in August. We have no idea how she is these days.

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>> No.87230480

>>87230228
After I am done with this little slut

>> No.87230557

>>87220556
Does that work for winged roaches? An opened jar filled with used cooking oil works as a trap too.

>> No.87230610
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>>87230228
Ryonabud got her...

>> No.87230737

>>87230610
Yeah me

>> No.87231114
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Gura could be dead right now and we won't even know until Cover deems it necessary to announce it, isn't that fucking crazy? I mean I'm sure that she isn't but there's always a chance you know? Especially with all that happened. Imagine opening twitter and you see a tweet from official account stating that she died and that's it. Fucked up how life can just end like this and that's it. Same thing could happen to any of your loved ones too. Your father could slip on a bathroom floor and break his neck just randomly one day and that's it, dozens years of life snuffed out in one second. Imagine waking up to a call from your mom, you pick up the phone and she just tells you that your dad is dead.
What's even the point

>> No.87231426

>>87230228
I like her face here, perfect mix of disgust, self loathing, shame and despair. Why did this artist go from drawing slightly lewd stuff to hardcore bondage and rape?

>> No.87231597

>>87204850
Quit whining faggot

>> No.87231850

>>87212495
You know what else would be funny? If she actually got btfo by the hurricane.

>> No.87232064
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>>87231114
bro...

>> No.87232823

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.87233680

Gura soon.
Not today, but very very soon.

>> No.87234534

I planted a "storm" inside Gura's belly....if you catch my meaning...

>> No.87234848
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S L U T

>> No.87235017

If Gura ever comes back to DMC I hope it will be DMC2. Unironically a better more complete game than 4 and it's incredibly underrated.

>> No.87235096
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>>87234534
I don't get it. Did you give her oat milk and now she's farting and pooping everywhere?

>> No.87235224
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>>87234848
bud do you have a porn addiction
the amount you slut post is concerning and i'm worried you're the ryona diaper BBD beastiality poster too

>> No.87235256

It's now 50%

>> No.87235390

>>87235224
All me, 100% me. Except beastiality, that shit is putrid.

>> No.87235791

>>87235390
NTA, but I'd rather see it than scat. That's how disgusting you scatfags are.

>> No.87236189

>>87235791
He didn't mention scat though?

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>>87218793
>>87230228
>>87231426

>> No.87236652
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Is gura dead?

>> No.87236661

I want to hold hands with Gura and cuddle her ToT

>> No.87236961
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>>87236652
She's swimming with the fishes.

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>>87236961

>> No.87237629

>>87220655
Sanest chumbud

>> No.87238522

>>87235256
>Power is back on! Let me go through the mess, dig up my PC, and start streaming immediately!
What's the point of tracking this statistic again?

>> No.87238763

>>87238522
Just so he can shitpost about it later if a stream doesn't happen when it hits 0%

>> No.87238814

>>87238522
>start streaming immediately
>start streaming
what a world that would be

>> No.87239806

hey shark girl, i clogged the toilet again. get that cute little ass over here and do your job

>> No.87239980

Gura and I should just make out already

>> No.87240219

>>87236189
It's part of the diaper stuff

>> No.87240520

>>87238522
Because outages mean that things are still dire. There wouldn't be any if things were going okay. I never said I thought she would stream immediately once it goes to zero. I just don't think there's any chance until it gets to zero.
But personally, I don't think she'll stream at all for the rest of October. Maybe even November.

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>>87236961
If that's the case can I still bang her ghost?

>> No.87241554

I wish she would talk about her experience. It must be really scary. She probably has a lot of interesting stories having to deal with this kind of thing every year.

>> No.87241817
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I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>> No.87241943

>>87218837
So I have lost a gallon to Gura.
Gura, take responsibility.

>> No.87242031

>misses her anniversary
>misses HoloGTA
>misses 7 days to die
just end it already....

>> No.87242153

>>87242031
Screw any of that forced shit
Just turn obs on, stream a random game, and act like you want to be with us

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>> No.87242769

>>87242633
I want to rape this so bad...

>> No.87242863

>>87242031
feel free to kill yourself any time

>> No.87242910

>>87242031
>7 days to die
That forced EN event is so ass

>> No.87243003

>>87242863
Tell that fucker, we hate streams here

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>>87242769

>> No.87243254
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buds
i got salman sushi

>> No.87243257

>>87242153
I want to see her have fun with the other girls, but yeah... It feels like we don't mean anything to her anymore.

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>>87243254

>> No.87243510

>>87243384
Based

>> No.87243542

>>87243384
Based

>> No.87244136
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based on what?

>> No.87244737
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>>87243384
Based

>> No.87245276

>>87244737
That's a big salmon

>> No.87245669

>>87244737
That's a small Gura

>> No.87245677
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Why did she say everything was going to be okay?

>> No.87245705
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>>87245276
4 u

>> No.87245748

>>87244737
Sashimi is served cold, so it shouldn't be steaming in your pic.

>> No.87245776
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How is mobius 1 the only useful pilot in ISAF? He did pretty much everything.

>> No.87245820

>>87245748
Gura's the one that's steaming. She just got out of the onsen (with me)

>> No.87245822

>>87245677
Because she can't predict the weather, retard.

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>>87243254
Sounds delicious chumbie. I'm going to make a turkey sandwich

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>>87245677
Dino numbers are growing and soon will over take man as the conquerors of this world.

>> No.87246048

>>87236652
Yup
She's dead
I killed her

>> No.87246090
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gura is bread

>> No.87246091
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I just love her so much.

>> No.87246137
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>>87246048
No worries I'm a necrophile, wait necromancer.

>> No.87246496

>>87240219
90% of diaper fetishists also hate scat, just fyi.

>> No.87246636

90% of statistics are made up

>> No.87246637 [DELETED] 

was watching her RE7 stream earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pNA-ocDtI&t=2166s

>> No.87246732

was watching her RE7 stream earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pNA-ocDtI&t=2166s

>> No.87246766

What if Gura was a frog?

>> No.87246846

When is the Gura bread game releasing on Steam?

>> No.87246900
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>>87246766

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>>87246732
Nice scream.

>> No.87247101
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I'm listening to city pop, I love my city pop sharkwife

>> No.87247126

>>87245677
Because she was feeling emotional about Ame's departure and said that in relation to her emotions, not realizing that the phrase could be interpreted in an entirely different way over a week later under a completely different context.

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>>87246900
I love this so much.
>Chilling playing Minecraft
>randomly brings up a random thought involving Gura
>her dog enters barking with a cutoff Ame scream
What was even the full context? I don't think I watched that stream.

>> No.87247586

WIFE

>> No.87247620

Gura...

>> No.87247625

>>87247586
kys

>> No.87247654

>>87247625
Moron

>> No.87247664

We did it, she retweeted shill stuff.

Now that this week is done, we get to relax and see what she has in store for us next week

>> No.87247680

mane-chan...

>> No.87247785
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>>87247625
everyone laugh at the retard

>> No.87247796

>>87247680
I want to cause physical harm to Cover management

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I was just about to post lewds for a three day vacation. Please gura.

>> No.87247917

yes, squeeze all the money you can out of this washed streamer

>> No.87247938
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Are shitposters going to take a retweet and make threads and shitpost here for attention again?
Leave her alone.

>> No.87247985

>>87247785
retard why are you getting hyped over some management activity?

>> No.87247991

>>87247938
Nyo, as long as we dont post too fast then we might be able to stay comfy

>> No.87248016

will you guys calm down already? you're stressing me out

>> No.87248090
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>>87248016
It's okay.

>> No.87248095

>>87247680
>5 am jst
>Is manechan is swear
Schizos truly suffer of mental ilness
Also her phone is working because some places in north of florida the comunication are up. I wait until everything is fine there

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>>87246137
Why not both?

>> No.87248258

>>87248095
Cover USA has been operating for months bud

>> No.87248359

>>87247625
Retard.

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Should I grind warframe chumbies

>> No.87248450

>>87248258
>Managerchan is living in LA i swear.
Moving goalpost as always schizo

>> No.87248466

>>87242031
GTA woulda been so kino, I loved every second of her GTA streams, peak

>> No.87248467

>>87248419
another day another HEY KIDDO

>> No.87248517

>>87248419
What are you grinding for?

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>>87248517
Just completing starchart. I'm still just an mr5

>> No.87248869
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i will kiss gura

>> No.87249477

Mane-chan doing the merch shilling. I got that Twitter notification and was excited for a second.

>> No.87249490
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>>87248517
the game is the grind and the grind is the game

>> No.87249531

>>87248095
Scheduled tweet by the manager. Also, Japs wake up early.

>> No.87250064

>>87249531
Is the manager boogeyman, i swear

>> No.87250134

>>87250064
I will always think it's management, Gura isn't this callous

>> No.87250208

>>87249490
Thanks to my completionist autism I was under that game's spell since 2013 but finally dropped it during lockdown and haven't touched it since.

>> No.87250220
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I think I'll play more Elden Ring tonight. I still have a lot to get through before I can start the DLC.
I keep getting distracted by other things in the world, like I occasionally still pick up armor and weapons that I still didn't have in my inventory from my first playthrough.

>> No.87250235

>>87250134
>Gura never do a tweet in 4 year
>Is the manager
Manager boogeyman scared you schizo??

>> No.87250263
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>>87250220
based

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>>87250208
Speaking of completion, I got up to 90% completion in RDR2 before burning out.

>> No.87250428

>>87250235
holy ESL

>> No.87250619

>>87250134
>Gura isn't this callous
Not saying anything to your fans for such long lengths of time in itself is pretty callous.

>> No.87250990
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>>87250619
"Callous" isn't a word I'd use to describe her and her actions or lack thereof at all.
Just say you're just looking for an excuse to shitpost, anon.

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>>87250208
I don't really care about completion I just turn on the game, whip out my Nikana Prime, blast some loud as fuck music, and kill everything in sight. I enter Flow State while I'm doing it and it is an incredible form of catharsis for me.

>pop Kinetic Plating
>pop Redline
>pop Firewalker
>switch to Nikana Prime
>drop into a Mach Rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpeOOAJyoc

>> No.87251078

>>87249490
Hololive has perms for this game btw (Ayame just did a shill stream for the new update) and DE is owned by Tencent, which means Muse Dash is on the horizon

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>> No.87251187

>>87251078
I wish I could drop all my spare Prime frames on Gura then just watch her try to figure out how to make them all.
>Atlas
>Chroma
>Equinox
>Hydroid
>Ivara
>Mesa
>Mirage
>Wukong
>Zephyr

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i had a boomer moment

>> No.87251264
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>>87251202
young punks... get off my lawn!

>> No.87251412

>>87250064
It wasn't her. It was management. If it was her that would make her even worse. Time to shill merch but not communicate with her fans.

>> No.87251563
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>>87251202
I don't want to make a fuss, but I'm the old man on the bus
And the way you kids keep carrying on, get the hell off my lawn!

>> No.87251744
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i slept all day today (the perfect day)

>> No.87251804

>>87251744
That's called depression. Take your meds.

>> No.87251882

>>87251412
There's no excuse to not communicate with fans to begin with.

>> No.87251922
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>>87251804
i work long hours and fridays are my first day off but thanks for the concern

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I want to take this as a good sign, but I also can't help but worry that >>87248623 is exactly what's happening right now

>> No.87252009

>>87251804
sometimes I wish I could go back to that level of depression where I can sleep 10+ hours. Now I just wake up prematurely after 4-6 hours, sometimes from back pain. my doc told me it's because my core muscles are underdeveloped, but I still wake up with/from back pain sometimes after 2 years of working out...

>> No.87252072

>>87251882
Not even severe social anxiety?

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>>87251804
NTA, but sometimes you don't need to take pills for everything ya know? I feel the same way as him and a lot of it is because of the change in weather.
>>87251922
And also this, I'm the same and I only work nights.

>> No.87252217

>>87252072
why can't she overcome her social anxiety anymore like she did 2 years ago? especially since she appears more confident and has more self-esteem now

>> No.87252384

She probably died or got injured in the storm and management are now running damage control because people keep asking if she's alive or not. They'll probably keep this charade for some time to please the investors before announcing her death.
Fuck cover

>> No.87252567

>muh manager
Unless the fucker's doing WFH and clocking in early, no jap's doing shill RTs at 6 in the morning

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please reply

>> No.87252608

>wife gone.
>sad.
>do something or change behavior to get wife back.
What will work?

>> No.87252653

>>87247680
Gura wouldn't shill her anniversary merch so management will be skinwalking her social media for at least a month.

>> No.87252738

>>87252567
Yeah I'm sure she picked up her holo phone and retweeted some bowling thing while wading through 3 feet of water and having no power or internet. Makea sense. Retard.

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>> No.87252847

>>87252653
Its probably stealth suspension. Just like what happened to Ina just now. They probably got into a fight with management because of Ame and got punished. Plus stealth suspensions happened before to some EN members already.

>> No.87252854
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>>87252217
"overcome"
You don't overcome it, you just deal with it as best you can.
social anxiety and being introverted doesn't just disappear over time. You can only cope with it forever.
And it turns out that if you just go through the motions of life being like that, people will really like you and you're not always sure why.

>> No.87253063

>>87252847
stop making everything about Ame, you had almost two weeks to mourn

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>>87251804
I've been feeling weak and tired too lately. Thats mostly because of my low calorie diet and sedentary lifestyle

>> No.87253199

>>87250619
This.

>> No.87253230

I just realised that if she was actually sick she would of be forced to tell us what exactly she's sick with because employees are obligated by law to tell their employers (aka us since we give her SC, buy merch and pay for memberships) about their health.
Which means she's either not actually sick and it was all a lie or she's breaking the law and will be in deep shit.

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>>87253121
are you actually on a diet or are you like gura and hate eating

>> No.87253397

>>87252847
Ina's issue is her temporary work visa, you fucking retard. She said so on another account.
It's why she played Papers, Please you colossal moron.

>> No.87253422

>>87252738
Or you know, she's not wading through 3 feet of water cause she evacuated like a normal person.

>> No.87253456

>>87253397
She was talking about using visa CARD to buy cookies, retarded schizo.

>> No.87253462

It's now 45%.

>> No.87253530

>>87253462
Are you just doing this so you can start seething about no stream at the exact second it hits 0%? Also this is technically doxx so I'm not sure why meidos are being useless again.

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>>87253279
I need to lose weight. I miss eating wingstop

>> No.87253631

>>87253422
So if she evacuated and has electricity and internet supposedly then where is anniversary stream? Retard.

>> No.87253636

>>87253121
Try doing dead hangs from a monkey bar.

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>>87253583
>I miss eating wingstop
that's what cheat days are for

>> No.87253659

>>87253121
I want to steal her happy meal and watch her cry...

>> No.87253748

>>87253659
I want to bully the little slut by cumming on her nuggies and forcing her to eat them TuT

>> No.87253771
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I've been watching paraglider videos on Youtube lately. Those things can almost reach space with a person.

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>>87253659
>>87253748

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>>87253771
I thought about getting into paragliding too

>> No.87253986

>>87253771
post one

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>>87253636
I tried some dead hangs right now. I didn't realize how weak my core was

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>>87253748
>forcing her to eat them
you poor degenerate fuck, you think you'd have to force her?

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>>87253771
>>87253826
paraMOTOR. Sorry that's an important distinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Z8YT6w7Rc

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>>87254335
I wish I lived near vast farmlands so I could do stuff like this too

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>> No.87254602

>>87254532
I thought this was a Gura with really tiny legs for a second

>> No.87254860
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Is it possible to accidently drift off to space with a para motor?

>> No.87255009

>>87254860
here's what chatGPT said
>Yes, it is theoretically possible to drift off into space with a paramotor, but it would be highly unlikely for several reasons:
>Altitude Limitations: Paramotors typically operate at low altitudes, usually between 1,000 to 2,000 feet (about 300 to 600 meters). The Earth's atmosphere becomes too thin for effective flight well before reaching the edge of space (around 62 miles or 100 kilometers).
>Engine Performance: The paramotor's engine is designed for atmospheric flight and would not function effectively at high altitudes where the air is too thin.
>Lack of Support: A paramotor relies on buoyancy and lift generated by the wings. As altitude increases, the air density decreases, making it increasingly difficult to maintain lift.
>Legal and Safety Regulations: Airspace regulations typically prohibit flying at altitudes that could lead to unintentional entry into near-space.
>Personal Limitations: Human physiology limits how high a person can safely ascend without supplemental oxygen. Above about 10,000 feet (3,048 meters), supplemental oxygen is generally required to avoid hypoxia.
>Conclusion
While the idea of drifting off into space with a paramotor is intriguing, practical limitations make it extremely unlikely. Safety, equipment design, and environmental factors all work together to prevent such an occurrence.

>> No.87255016

>>87254860
No cuz you get your lift from air, so with less air in the higher parts of the atmosphere you'd get less lift and gravity would pull you back down.

>> No.87255388

3 days.

>> No.87255696

Oh, I can do random vagueposting too! The board is set.

>> No.87255776
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What's the actual record height for a man riding a paramotor?
I remember someone getting so high that he had to wear a mask and his engine was crapping out from lack of air.
I watched a lot of videos so I'm likely getting my facts mixed up.

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peepee poopoo

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>> No.87255996

>>87255696
Nothing for 3 days.

>> No.87256062

The frenzy has begun.

>> No.87256080
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I think space is scarier than the ocean. Discuss.

>> No.87256125

>>87256080
Space doesn't have monsters that want to eat you

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>>87256125
Or does it?

>> No.87256182

The moon is red.

>> No.87256208

>>87256125
As far as you know.

>> No.87256219

We are out of time.

>> No.87256295

>>87256219
what happened to kronii?

>> No.87256324

>>87256295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGCGr6lf9FM

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